By Kitsunemajic
Scene: It's December 3 and there s a mini-blizzard going on outside)
Hiei: *Reading* I wish, I wish I was a fish.
Kurama: *In the kitchen* A fish? Why a fish?
Hiei: I'm just reading. What's a fish?
Kurama: O_o You don't know what a fish is?
Hiei: Is it those thingies that I see on TV in the glass boxes?
Kurama: Those are called aquariums. Fishes are really nice, and peaceful. They are also edible...at least some of 'em are. *Wistful sigh* I wish I had some fish...
Hiei: You want a fish?
Kurama: *Walks in Living room* Actually yeah. A little goldfish just to stare at...goldfishes are cute...
Hiei: Yer getting wierd on me now Kurama.
Kurama: *Snaps out of it* Wha? Oh yeah. Bah, it's to cold to pay the rent. It'll just have to be late again. *Walks out again*
Hiei: Hmmm...Kurama wants a goldfish...then I shall get him one! And pay the rent! Hey Kurama, can I borrow the car?
Kurama: *Pokes his head in* For what?
Hiei: Uh I want take...out?
Kurama: Why not just call?
Hiei: But it'd be quicker to drive!
Kurama: ...You're up to something Hiei...
Hiei: No I'm not.
Kurama: *Tosses him the keys*
Hiei: *Goes out to car and starts car engine* Okay
Kurama: *From window. Non-human scream* I'M KEEPING MY EEEEEEEEYYYEEE ON YOUKOOOOORIIIIMEEEE!! *Goes back in*
Hiei: ...Great now I'm gonna be paranoid for the rest of the day. *Drives off*
(2 hours and mucho traffic jam-o later)
Hiei: *At Bobo's Fish Palace* Who would name their child Bobo? *Walks in*
Bobo: How can I help ya kid?
Hiei: I'm 23!!
Bobo: ...Wow
Hiei: Do you have any Goldfish?
Bobo: Do we have GOLDFISH! What kind?
Hiei: Uh, just an aquarium of Goldfish I guess.
Bobo: *Steps from behind desk* Well who are ya gettin it for?
Hiei: A friend.
Bobo: SPECIAL friend?
Hiei: *Remembers all the times Kurama has threatened him* ...A psycho friend.
Bobo: ...Okay, well here we have an aquarium of 50% GF and 10% tropical.
Hiei: 50...10...*counts on fingers* What's the other 20%?
Bobo: Water.
Hiei: -_- I'll take it. *Grabs 4 foot by 6 foot aquarium*
Bobo: Hey, that's gonna cost ya!
Hiei: *Gives him Kurama's address* Mail the bill there. My friend's loaded.
Bobo: Okay, have a *Hiei slams shop door and drives off* ...good one.
(On the Interstate)
Hiei: Let's see...goldfish aquarium? Check. Pay rent...hmmm...*grabs rent bill from glove compartment* Let's see...rent: 400,000 yen?! no wonder Kurama tries to keep his house neat! *Drives to PO*
Post Office Lady: The Post Office closes at 5:30 PM, I repeat, 5:30 PM.
Hiei: *Runs in* How long until this thing is late?!
POL: *Reads date* It looks late now, but it's due the 20 at noon.
Hiei: Great! Mail it!
POL: That'll coast ya 800 yen.
Hiei: ACK! And I still haven't gotten the rent money!
POL: We close at 5:30 you've got...half an hour.
Hiei: Half an hour? Okay, great. Hold this and I'll be right back. *Puts on his Nike running shoes and takes off*
(At Kurama's)
Kurama: Great, if I pay the rent late this time I could get kicked out! And what's taking Hiei so long? *Eye twitches* I knew that darn wannabe fire demon was up to no good! It should've dawned on me that he could've RAN to Domino's!! ARG! Why'd I have to be stuck in this house?! *Chibi-fies* ...Darn, not again.
(Back to Hiei)
Hiei: *Running cross-country to the bank* I've got to pay Kurama's rent AND get the fish back before they die! What a good friend am I! *Jumps over goat* O.O Where am I? *Bank is in view* WHO *runs into door*
Bank worker: *Sees Hiei hit door* Ouch, that must've hurt. Uh, maybe I should go see if he's okay...
Hiei: *Gets up* Ouch...I think I knocked a tooth loose...*spits tooth out* ...I hope it re-grows. Okay, I've got a job to do. *Smashes door* OKAY, PUT YER HANDS UP I mean give me 400,000,000 yen ningens! (he had to say it someday)
Everyone in bank: *Puts their hands up*
BG: *Throws Hiei a bag of yen*
Hiei: Well that was easy. *Runs*
Lady: Watch out for
Hiei: *Hits a tree* Ooow...
Lady: that tree.
Hiei: *recovers* I am okay! *Runs off again*
(At Post Office)
POL: That guy's never gonna make it! He only has 20 seconds ?!
Hiei: *Runs through door* I have gotta stop doing that...oh, here's the yen!
POL: Wow, he made it!
Hiei: *Pays her and sticks 400,000 yen in the envelope* Mail it!
POL: Gotcha, thanks! Nice doing business with you!
Hiei: *Runs to car, gets in and doughnut-swirls away*
POL: *Waves*
(At Kurama's)
Kurama: *Tries to think bad thoughts* ARRG! It's not working! I'M GONNA GET THAT KOOOOOORIIIIIMEEEEE WANNABE! WAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs in circles*
(Back to Hiei)
Hiei: *Driving at 100 mph* Darn, darn, darn, darn, darn! *Hits something* What the? *Pulls over and see that he hit Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: *Lying in the street*
Hiei: Darn that must've been painful. *Backs up on Kuwabara and speeds off*
(At Kurama's)
Kurama: I can't un-chibi-fie!
Hiei: *Runs in with the giant aquarium* I have arrived!
Kurama: *Glares and un-chibi-fies*
Hiei: ...Please don't look at me like that. I paid the rent and got you something!
Kurama: Really? *Finally sees aquarium. Eyes water* JOY-US!!
Hiei: *Sets aquarium down* It s 50% Goldfish and 10% tropical.
Kurama: What s the other 20% never mind, don t answer that.
Hiei: And I paid the rent!
Kurama: YAY! *Huggles Hiei. Someone knocks on door*
Hiei: I got it. *Opens door*
Police officer #1: Are you Hiei?
Hiei: That would be I.
PO#2: You are under arrest for robbery, traffic violations, and 2nd degree attempted murder. *Snaps cuffs on him and throws him in the car trunk*
Kurama: O_o (Well if he robbed a bank to pay for my aquarium...I m still keeping it!)
PO#1: Sorry for the disturbance ma'am. *Walks off with PO#2*
Kurama: Um-hm. Yeah. AND I'M A GUY!
(Po-pos drive off with Hiei tied and gagged in the trunk)
Kurama: -_- Oh Hiei.
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And Hiei get's arrested. And in case yer wondering why Hiei couldn't escape from the trunk is
because I made car trunks his weakness because they are my weakness...you didn't hear that.
Next: Jail house Rock
