by Kitsunemajic
Next: The Chihuahua
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(Scene: Kurama's house in the winter. It is cold. Very cold)
Hiei: *Sitting on the couch* Why am I living with Kurama now?
Kurama: *From kitchen* Because you have no where else to go!
Hiei: I have plenty of places!
Kurama: Like...?
Hiei: ...Go to Reikai
Kurama: Been there, done that. I OWN it. *Grabs coat and keys* Now I'm going to get some anti-freeze and pay some bills and I should be back in like 3 hours. See ya in 3! *Leaves and fish-tails out of drive way*
Hiei: Well since he'll be gone for 3
Kurama: *Swerves back into drive way* IF YOU TOUCH THAT PHONE I'LL HURT YOU!! *Swerves out again*
Hiei: O.O!! How does he do that?! *Sigh* Guess I'll settle for hot chocolate *pauses and waits for Kurama to appear* Good. *Goes in kitchen and makes some hot chocolate* Sweet cocoa...*whimpering from outside* Hm? What the hizzie could that be? *Goes outside* Good Lord it's COLD!! *hears whimpering again* What is that? *Walks to pile of snow whimpering is coming from. Kicks top of pile to finds a Chihuahua* AWWW IT'S SO CUTE...er...I mean what is that? Hmmm....save it or let it die...
Chihuahua: *Pathetic puppy-dog eyes*
Hiei: ...*Mind turns to mush* AWWWWW! *Chibi-fies and quickly carries dog into house*
(Mean while with Kurama)
Kurama: *Stuck in traffic* Darn, darn, darn, darn, darn...
(Back at the house)
Hiei: *Cuddles dog over heater*
Chihuahua: *Happy barks*
Hiei: Well now that you're defrosted let's go find you something to eat! *Searches cabinets* Hmmm...what could I feed a dog? *Opens fridge and spots turkey* Ah-ha.
Chihuahua: *Jumps in fridge and tears into turkey*
Hiei: Awww my widdle doggy was hungry!
Chihuahua: *Barks out feed me! Feed me! *
Hiei: you just ate a whole turkey! he-llo what's this?
(5 hours later)
Kurama: *Walks in looking like Frosty the Snowman* I will kill the rush hourpeople! KILL THE oh sweet mother Mary...
(Food is strewn all over the floor from the kitchen)
Kurama: ...Hiei...would you come out here so I can kill you...?!
Hiei: *Pokes head in* Oh yer back? Come lookie what I found!
Kurama: *Walks in* What the?! *The Chihuahua is sitting in the middle of the kitchen happily eating a whole apple pie*
Hiei: Isn't he cute?! Can I keep him? Pwease?!
Kurama: ...
(2 minutes later)
Kurama: *Boots Hiei & dog out* AND STAY OUT!!
Hiei: *Catches dog* ...Gee what's his problem? I still haven't named you, have I?
Chihuahua: *Barks*
Hiei: Oh well, I'll think of something later. Let's go find somewhere else to stay.
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Heh-heh-heh...I know Chihuahuas probably don't eat that much but it was worth it to see Hiei get booted out!
You can also thank my cow of a dog...Bizzy-chan...or as i like to call hime...Inu-yasha
