by Kitsunemajic
Kurama: Great you've got a cold!
Hiei: *Sneezes* A...cold? I don't feel cold...
Kurama: No I mean your sick.
Hiei: *Jumps up triumphantly* I am not sick! I am *falls back down and cough*sick.
Kurama: Does the Makai have any medicines for colds?
Hiei: No one get's sick in the Makai. *Sneezes and cough. Chibi-fies and pouts*
Kurama: Awww, your all stuffy!
Hiei: I'm what?
Kurama: Stopped up? Your nose is stopped up.
Hiei: Huh?
(Kurama explains term)
Hiei: Ohhh! Ah-ah...never mind false alarm.
Kurama: Okay
Hiei: CHOO! *Sneezes on Kurama* Uh sorry. *Sniffs*
Kurama: -_- Great. Just flippin great. You stay there and don't move until Icome back.
Hiei: Where are you going?
Kurama: *Grabs keys* To buy you some cough syrup. *Leaves house and goes tocar. Drives off*
Hiei: *Moves his leg*
Kurama: *Swerves back into drive way* I SAID DON'T MOVE!! *Drives off again*
Hiei: O.O?! He's good. *Moans* What am I gonna do till he gets back? *Spots phone* Oooh, shiny! *Grabs phone* Now how'd he say how to use these things? Ohyeah, press the buttons! Now which buttons...*Dials in a random number*
Pizza Hut Guy: Hello, this is Pizza Hut how may I help you?
Hiei: Pizza Hut? Oh yeah, that pizza place...*grins* PIZZA! I want a large pepperoni pizza, two pineapple, three cheeses...*place very large order*
PHG: *Reads back order* Where do you want this delivered sir?
Hiei: *Gives Kurama's address* And hurry it up! *Sets phone down* Mmmpizza...now I'm bored again. Hmmm...*dials in another number* I wonder if I'll get a food place again...
O Charley s Guy: Hello this is O Charley s! How may I help you?
Hiei: Uh do you guys do take out?
OCG: Yes we do. (they actually don t but it moves the story along)
Hiei: Oh...well I want *places even bigger order* and some tea.
OCG: Well we ve just run out of the beer-battered shrimp and
Hiei: well just give me the rest of the order.
OCG: Okay our guy should be over in 2 hours tops.
Hiei: Right. *Sets phone down* Waah now I'm hungry and bored! Oh well. *Falls asleep*
(5 hours later)
Kurama: *Walks in door* Traffic is murder I tell you! Murder!! *See Hiei*..HIEI!!
(Hiei's on the floor with 100 dozen pizza boxes, 60 take out boxes, shrimp(they weren't out after all), and 8 pitchers of tea. The air smells of beer and pine apple and Hiei's stomach is bigger than his whole body)
Hiei: *Groans* I think I overdosed on shrimp ohhhh...
Kurama: HIEI! WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?!
Hiei: I got hungry and ordered take out.
Kurama: *Eyes nearly pop out of their sockets* What?! And how much did all of this cost!?
Hiei: Uh they told me 400 yen plus tax so I guess it s....oh 600-650.
Kurama: *Faints*
Hiei: Eh, not a bad idea. *passes out*
(5 angry, stomach pumping hours later)
Hiei: *Looks like he s on his death bed* Ahhh...
Kurama: Geez you re burning up! Oh wait, I got your cough medicine. *Holds upbottle of Robatussien* Says for people 18 and over to drink 2 cups. Well, here ya go.
Hiei: *Takes off measuring cup and cap. Sniffs medicine and recoils* What the heck is this?!
Kurama: The stuff that could cure you! Now come on, do it or I ll force feed it to you!
Hiei: Okay, okay. *Drinks dosage and turns an interesting shade of purple*
Kurama: Hiei? Are you okay?
Hiei: ...*Starts to drool*
Kurama: Hiei you re scaring me...
Hiei: *Quickly runs to bathroom and throws up everything he s ever ate in the past week (it actually makes you do that!)*
Kurama: O_o What the heckl? *Picks up bottle and reads label* Warning: May causemotion sickness, excessive vomiting, vertigo, and delirium?! What the heck is this, LSD?!
Hiei: *Comes out of bathroom and passes out on bed* Oh I feel sick.
Kurama: You look like it too. I swear this is Opium.
Hiei: Ugh...*pukes on bed and passes out on the floor*
Kurama: O_o?! Okay we re going to a doctor.
(The next day at the doctor s office)
Doctor: Well Hiei, you re actually in perfect condition! No signs of a cold oranything!
Kurama: What?! But he was coughing and sneezing! And he had a high fever!
Doctor: Did you give him anything?
Kurama: Uh just some Robatussien but that was more like some bad acid then a cough syrup!
Doctor: Did he take the proper dosage?
Hiei: 2 cups for 18 and older. Then I started vomiting and I was all dizzy and...
Doctor: ...excessive vomiting, vertigo and delirium...?! It should not do that!Hmmm...I wonder...*takes off label* Oh my...
Kurama: Well? What is it?
Doctor: It IS cannabis!
Kurama and Hiei: 0_0
Doctor: There s been a string of cases like yours where people accidentally by bottles of liquefied cannabis disguised as Robatussien.
Kurama: ...Clever.
Doctor: I know.
Hiei: So what do you suggest we do then?
Doctor: Well you could get his stomach pumped or surgery or you could just let the drug run it s course.
Kurama: ...*Thinks*
Hiei: ...*Vomits again*
Kurama: Stomach pump. Quickly.
(3 hours later at the hospital)
Kurama: Hiei? How do you feel?
Hiei: *On operating table* Terrible.
Kurama: Uh well the doctors said they re gonna keep you over night is that okay.
Hiei: Ugh...*pukes over table*
Kurama: Oh and that will pass too. So do you want me to stay or...?
Hiei: *Vomits again*
Kurama: ...Alright I ll just stay then.
(Next day at Kurama s house)
Kurama: *Carrying Hiei on his back* And here we are, home sweet home.
Hiei: Ugh...
Kurama: If you throw up on my back I m going to...hurt you.
Hiei: *Rolls off Kurama s back and onto the couch* Oh boy.
Kurama: Well at least you aren t sick anymore! Hey, cannabis cures colds!Ironic huh?
Hiei: *Glares at Kurama*
Kurama: Right. I ll just go now. Do you want something?
Hiei: Sleep.
Kurama: Right. *Leaves*
Hiei: *Falls asleep on couch*
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Oh an just in case anyone s wondering Robatussien DOES make you drool and vomit cause it s so strong.
And thus ends another Bad Idea .
