by Kitsunemajic
Hiei:*Perched in a tree* ...
Kurama: *From his window* HIEI!
Hiei: What?
Kurama: Uh nothing just wanted to see if you were alive.
Hiei: ...You idiot.
Kurama: But I did want something! I have tickets to Disneyland!
Hiei: *Chibi-fies* Rwewy?!
Kurama: *Sweatdrops* Uh yeah! You wanna
Hiei: *Already in the car* COME ON DARN YOU!
Kurama: ...Okay let me get my keys
Hiei: *Hotwires car*
Kurama: ...Yeah...okay. *Gets in car and speeds away*
(2 minutes later)
Hiei: *Bouncing in the back* Disneyland! Disneyland! Disneyland!
Kurama: *Eye twitching*
Hiei: Are we there yet?
Kurama: NO-I mean no.
Hiei: Can I drive?
Kurama: No.
Hiei: Are we there yet? Can I drive? I'm cold! I'm hungry! I'm cold and hungry! Are we there yet?
Kurama: If I have to pull this car over!!
Hiei: YAAAY!
Kurama: *Thinking* My God he's like a child! Kuwabara would pay to see this!
Hiei: *Chibi-fies even more and runs around*
Kurama: ?! Uh, Hiei! Wait a second!
(Kurama finally catches up to Hiei 3 hours later. Disneyland is demolished)
Kurama: ...I will never be able to pay for this.
Hiei: *Pouts* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kurama: ...Uh let's go to Six Flags over Kentucky!
Hiei: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *Hotwires car again*
Kurama: *Drives to SFOK*
(Arrives in half a day)
Kurama: Now stay close to me Hiei...Hiei?
Hiei: *In line for The Drop [1]* YAY! YAY! YAY!
Kurama: Hiei, you're too short to ride! Here
Hiei: *Un-Chibi-fies and pulls out his sword* Grrr...
Kurama: Hehe
Man that operates ride: Hey shorty, yer to short fer this ride! Go find some kiddy ride or sumthin!
Hiei: AAAAAAAAAAAAGGG! I AM NOT AN ANIMAL, ER KID!! *Holds sword to mans throat*
MTOR: *Choking* Of course the illusion that yer hair is bigger than yer head has caused me to think that you are 4 feet! I am sorry!
Hiei: *Puts away sword* Darn straight. *Gets on ride and rechibi-fies* WEEE!
Kurama: Uh how fast does this ride go?
MTOR: *Pushes button* 10 to the top, 230 on the way down.
Kurama: ...that's fast.
(On the ride)
Man next to Hiei: I hear this thing goes really fast! Aren't you a little young to be on here?
Hiei: I'm 23! [2]
MNH: ...
Hiei: ...How fast does it go?
MNH: 10 to the top...
Hiei: 10?! I can RUN faster that 10! *Ride reaches top*
MNH: 230 to the bottom.
Hiei: ...Oh shoot *ride drops*
(The ride drops at 230 mph down a 100 foot pole, swerves to the right, goes up a hill, drops, turns a sharp left, goes up a loop, down, then goes back up the100 foot pole, drops backwards, dips and goes back up half-way before it falls,the comes to a slow stop the bottom)
Hiei and MNH: *Look like they've just come back from a nightmare. Both get off ride and part ways*
Kurama: Hiei? Speak to me!
Hiei: ...that was DA BOMB!! CAN I GO AGAIN?!
Kurama: ...Let's go try something safer like the Himalaya [3]
Hiei: *Spots Himalaya* There! *Gets in line*
Kurama: *Also gets in line* Y'know I just realized we don't have any tickets.
Hiei: So? I have something better! *Draws sword again*
Kurama: Hiei
Hiei: *Changes mind and decides to strangle MTOR* I want on ya hear?! ON!
MTOR: Sure, sure! Just don t kill me! *gasps for air*
Hiei: Okay. *Gets on ride* Come on Kurama!!
Kurama: How fast does this thing go?
MTOR: 270.
Kurama: ...Uh Hiei you'll have to ride by yourself.
Hiei: Why?!
Kurama: *Quickly whispers to man* Start the ride. *Calls* I'm too short!
Hiei: *Raises eyebrow* Wha *ride starts*
(Ride goes around and around in a circles like 20 times at 270 mph)
Hiei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! I'M GONNA HURL!!!
Kurama: *Watches ride* that's fast...
(Ride finally stops)
Hiei: *Gets of ride and is dizzy* Ah...
Kurama: *Catches him* Um Hiei? Are you okay?
Hiei: Ugh...* runs to trash can and pukes*
Kurama: *Pats his back* Wanna go on another ride?
Hiei: Can I ride the Merry-Go-Round?!
Kurama: No.
Hiei: Okay. What's that?
Kurama: That's the Superman. I don t think you want to ride that
Hiei: *Bounces to ride*
Kurama: ...Yep. *Runs after him*
Hiei: *Gets on ride effortlessly (see above)*
Kurama: This is the last ride! It s getting late...
Hiei: Okay!
Kurama: *To man who operates ride* Let me guess: 300?
MWOR: 450.
Kurama: Whoa this will kill him!!
MWOR: *Starts ride*
Kurama: ...
(Ride goes up a spiral with Superman at the top 3 times at 350 then shoots down, sharp right, sharp left, then it goes into a dark tunnel, up, the down onto a track into some sort of lab where a mechanical King Kong ins rampaging. Ride continues straight until MKK jumps in front of them and starts shaking ride violently)
Hiei: AAAH! IS THIS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?!
(MKK lets go and throws ride onto another track where it speeds off at 400.Ride comes out of tunnel and goes up into the clouds were it shoots down at 450into a large pool. Repeats 3 times)
Kurama: *Dizzily* that's a fast ride! Isn t that dangerous though?
MWOR: It s fine! We only get 2 deaths week.
Kurama: O.O!!!! AAAH! Hiei!
Hiei: *Stuck on ride* Owwww...
Kurama: *Drags him out* Oh dear, this isn t good.
Hiei: Mommy can I go ride the merry-go-round now?
Kurama: no we're leaving! The rides here are much to fast!
Hiei: But mommy
Kurama: And stop calling me mommy! *Throws him in the trunk and drives away*
(At Kurama s house)
Kurama: He's soaked from the Superman. What am I gonna do with him?! Oyvey...*throws Hiei on the couch*
Hiei: *Wakes up and un-chibi-fies* Where am I?
Kurama: At my house. Are you okay?
Hiei: *Sneezes* Ugh why does my body feel all hot? *Sneezes again*
Kurama: Great you ve got a cold!
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[1] I can t remember what it s called but that actually is a ride
[2] I just added that cause it would be funny
[3] There actually is a ride called the Superman but it only goes up and down not all that. I took a ride from Opryland and combined the 2 (except for the MKK shaking the ride)
