by Kitsunemajic
Disclaimer:LOVE & CQ ARE MINE!! Sadly, i don't own YYH or its characters. I don't own a Earth Faerie either. Also I don't own Ozzy Osbourne but i do have some of his cds!
*In a room filled with fox toys*
Love:Welcome to Vixen Talk, a talk show which is obsessed with YYH characters. I am Love Fox.
CQ: And I am Celtic Queen.
Both: WE ARE FOX PEOPLE!!
CQ: Let's introduce our first victim...i mean guest.
Love: Heis a Half *Youkai and 100% hottie too!
CQ:That's merly your opinion
Love: !_!*hits CQ upside her head with THE HOCKEY STICK OF DOOM!*
CQ: @_@
Love:Anyways...It is YUSUKE URAMESHI!!!!!!
*Yusuke appears out of no where*
Yusuke:Uh...where am i?
Love: He speaks!!!
CQ after recovering: We brought you here with our powers to ask you stupid questions...iam CQ, the mature one and she is Love Fox, who has an unhealthy obsession with you.
Love:*glomps on Yusuke* I SHALL NEVER LET GO, MY DARLING!!!
Yusuke:Can...you...get...her...off, please?! Can't...breathe!
CQ: Sure thing, Yusuke.
CQ snaps her fingers to chain Love up to a chair.
Love: Let me go!!!
CQ: After the show i will, but right now, i'll ask Yusuke some questions!
Love:You're no fun, CQ-baby
CQ: DON'T CALL ME BABY!!!
Love:Touchy
Yusuke: ?_?
CQ: Well,at least i don't have a tail that is connected to my outfit, that i might add is so last century.
Love:Well...um...i am not an Earth Faerie Wannabe!
CQ:*ignores her completely* Anyways...Why do you love a girl who slaps you costantly?
Yusuke:Well...i do treat her badly sometimes so she slaps me but she is real sweet and kind so i love her.
Love:NO!!! SHE'S A BEAST!!!!!
CQ: O.O Riiight, What is your favorite color?
Yusuke:Green...isn't it obvious? *looks down at clothes*
Love: I LOVE GREEN!!! *takes out green knife and a Venus Fly trap*
CQ: We can see that, hun....Describe Your role on the team and your Teamates
Yusuke:Well...i am the leader since i come up with all the ideas in which half don't work. Kuwabara, he is crazy and idiotic but has a good heart. Hiei,hmmm...tough...short...funny...a smart aleck...pretty much like the prince of darkness. Kurama, well...he is the brains of the group. He is elegant, peacfu and smart.
CQ:Prince of Darkness!! I don't think so because Ozzy Osbourne is that.
Yusuke:You like that guy?
CQ:Yeah...i have all his cds! OZZY FOEVER!!!
Love: Now who has an obsession? Last questions 1# will you marry me? 2# Will you come visit soon?
Yusuke:I'll answer that in the order you asked...no and sure.
CQ:Thanks for stopping by
Yusuke:No Prob
Love: Now can you untie me?
CQ: Not until he leaves
Love:ah...man
CQ: Well that's all the time we have for now. I am Celtic Queen...she's Love...we will interview Kuwabara...next time on Vixen Talk!!!
