By Kitsunemajic
Disclaimer: Remember...me only own Hilda & Love. Asmall appearance by Electron.
Voice: And here's your hostesses...LOVE FOX AND HILDA!!!
*The two demonesses come out*
Hilda: Hello...Thy am Hilda, the demon of fire
Love: *Snoozer, Penelope, Panda, Howdy, Oxnord, Bijou, & Boss, Let's Go! Blah Blah Blah Blah jubi & Hamtaro. Hamster, Ham-Ham, Ticky Ticky, Kush Kush, Sunflower seeds, broom broom, Hamtaro! * Yayayayaya ohhlalala, yayayayaya oh lala, yayayayaya ohh lalala, yayayaya oh lalala, Let's make a wish, ooh ooh, make it come true, singing along with us is all you do,come on and do your very best, ooh ooh, get a 100 on your test and all of your dreams will come true, Come on and sing this secret spell, its just for you,think of all the luck we'll bring, Hamtaro will know, just want to do, this will be our song come on and *Repeat* YAH!!
Hilda: *sweatdrop* the lunatic is Love Fox...and you are tuning into...VIXEN TALK!!
Love: And our guest today is...HIEI!!!
*Hiei is dragged out by gorgeous kitsune demons and the demons strap him to a chair*
Hiei: Hn...Where in the Makai am I?
Love: You are at VIXEN TALK!!
Hilda: *glomps on Hiei* my sweet fire demon!!
Hiei: huh? What is she doing?
Love: She loves you like almost everyone else. Why? Don't you get glomped?
Hiei: Glomped?
Love: I forgot...you're not too smart with Nigenkai words. Glomp means hugged, cuddled, pounced on and so one, so forth.
Hiei: Ohh...only by a few women.
Hilda: *still glomping Hiei* Really? Who? If i just get my paws on them, I’d *starts sharpening claws*
Love: *scared* Um...can you tell us? Please?
Hiei: Since you asked nicely and ain't obsessed...okay. There's this Hilda girl, these girls at the mall, Thema, my sister's friend Yana, Rena, Casey, Gina, Rena-le, Rika, Hana, Chibi, Foxy, Roxy, Wenda, Jena, Dixie, Trixie, Nefer-le, Sugar, Sour, Danielle, Bijou, Sandy, Sasha, Beth, Flow, Angelic, Luna, Lita, Rayne, Queeny, Tabitha, Nyam,Nuku, Latonia, and of course Electron.
Both: 0.0 0.0 0.0
Hiei: *Stares* Can I go now?
Hilda: Nah...Ask him more questions!!
Love: um...okay...the whole world would like to know...WHYDO YOU TELL YUKINA-CHAN YOU ARE HER BROTHER?!
Hiei: Do you have to scream?!
Love: YES!! NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Hiei: I don't see why so no
Love: Please?
Hiei: No...
Electron appears out of nowhere: HIEI JAGANSHI!! ANSWER THE QUESTION!!
Love: Ookay...
Hiei: Fine...i was told not to tell her and i don't break my promises
Love: Any who...we want to know...mainly Hilda...what do you fear most?
Hiei: I don't fear anything at all!! *tries to grab his Kanta but realizes it is missing* WHAT?!
Hilda: Now, Now...we couldn't have you hurting innocent people now could we? *She holds the Kanta in her hand*
Love: Heh...Next question...why are you so short?
Hiei: SHORT?!
Hilda: Love?!
Love: What?! It's a good question!
Hilda: no it wasn't!
Love: Fine...new question...have you ever felt sad you wanted to cwy?
Hiei *twitching*: What? Kind? Of? Question? Is? That??
Hilda: forget it...last question...describe your role on your team & mates
Hiei: Well.... i am the best fighter, that's fer sure.Yusuke is a really lucky guy, Kurama is okay, and the oaf is a loser and bad excuse for a nigen.
Love: Not very talkative are we? Well...see ya next time!
Hilda: NOOO!!
Love & Hiei: she is weird
Hilda: Any who...next time we'll have KURAMA!!!
Love: Bye!
Hiei: Freaks!
Fin
