Um... yay? I'm not gonna spend too much time on this... Anywho, to the point (like I'll ever get there... *sarcasm* *sarcasm*) This be the tiny, tiny, page that will show your destiny. Or something like that. Here you can choose whether to apply for a dandy, spiffy award, or you can-
Zaha: Just get on with it you damned onna.
Faia: *begining to loose temper* Be patient, oh damned can't-climb-up-the-invisible-staicase-without-tripping one.
Gateau: Yeah, but for once the old loony baka has a point. This is supposed to be an awards section, not a place where you can just spew your random crap-
Faia: *curses as she stuffs Gateau into a trash can* *Then rolls it down a hill* *Brushes her hands off* Now! That oughta take care of him!
Carrot: Yay! You got rid of the muscle-headed gorrilla!
Gateau: *Comes back and punches Carrot*
Faia: AS I WAS SAYING- *gets cut off*
Tira: Faia, you really should get on with it, your taking up half a page!
Chocolate: Darling!
Faia: I am beginning to regret letting you guys be here.
Carrot: I'm outta here! *runs away screaming from Chocolate*
Chocolate: Darling! Come back here! *chases after Carrot*
Faia: Hey wait a minute... How did Gateau get back here so fast? Screw that... AS I WAS SAYING! YOu can either apply fot an award, or you can see the ones I got. And if there are any awards I can get, or that I qualify for, please e-mail me at the_flame_master@tare-panda.com . K?
Marron: What's going on in here?
Gateau: Marron, look at MEEEE!
Faia: You've got me feeling emotion, Deeper than I.... AHHHH! You two have got me singing to those crappy Cd's DAMNIT!
Marron and Gateau: DON'T DISS MARAIAH!
Faia: Screw that... anyway! Now to (finnally) let you go where you want! You can either go:

Here
Faia: Which will take you to the Awards For You page
or
Here
Faia: Which shall take you to the Awards I won page.

Faia: You may now choose your destiny. Spank you very much. Now if you didn't want to be here... either GO HOME! Or... You may use this dandy lil thing to go back to the home page: