"A sword is a weapon. Swordsmanship is learning how to kill. That is the truth. What Kaoru-dono says is play-talk that only those who have never stained their hands can say. However, I prefer Kaoru-dono's play-talk more than the truth, de gozaru." -Kenshin
"The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" -Shishio
"Aku Soku Zan" -Saitou
"You wanted me to give you words of pity before you check out!" -Saitou
"You stupid idiot apprentice!" -Hiko
"I remember when you were 8 years old and you wet your bed. Or that time you were starving and you ate those funny mushrooms. After all the years of training and free food I gave you this is how you repay me!?!" -Hiko about Kenshin
"LOOSE RUTH: Where are you going?
VASH: To the potty, sir!"
Faye: "And how long were you in there listening?"
Spike: "Too long, your story needs editing."
"Wait I'm not a criminal!...Whoa, that makes me sound even more like a criminal"
"Shina, get in the glowing green square." (Shinesman)