Random Spat: First day of school
(Note: This first one's a quickie, not exactly my best works, but it's ok I guess.)
(Today is the first morning of the school year.)
Goku: (yelling) Sanzo! Wake up you lazy bum! You're going to miss your bus!
Sanzo: (Groan)
Goku: (gets irritated) Get yourself out of bed! (kicks her out of bed, literaly)
Sanzo: (groan)
(Outside Sanzo, Sakura, and Karin are outside waiting for their bus.)
Akuma:(Comes out wearing a pink frilly apron with fuzzy pink bunny slippers. He's holding three paper bags) Wait! You forgot your squid and jelly sandwhiches!
Sakura: But Akuma! We buy our lunches at school!
Karin: But I have my own personal cook with me, he makes food for us. So we don't need to buy lunches.
Sanzo: (elbows Karin) Shut up! shut up! your hurting Akuma's feelings.
(The girls take the bags)
Sanzo: By the way, you don't live with us, so why are you doing this?
(The bus comes right behind them)
Akuma: Well after ladies see how good with kids Akuma is, date him they will.
Bus Driver: Ok, kids, say good bye to mom now. Now get on this bus.
Sakura: but, that's not our mom.
Bus Driver: Really? Well, she's quite the looker.
Akuma: Akuma feel sexy! (does dances and sings "I feel pretty" From West Side Story) Akuma feel pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty and happy and gay!
Bus driver: (Raises eyebrow)
(Sanzo, Sakura, and Karin get on the bus and take their seats.)
Sakura and Karin: (To Sanzo) We really need to get him to stop watchin "West Side Story"
Akuma: (From outside) Maria! Akuma just met a girl named Maria!
(The three girls wave good bye to their.......Akuma as he continues to dance.)
Akuma: "Tonight.... tonight"
(As Akuma dances Ryu catches Akuma with a pale look on his face.)
Ryu: I understand why you like cross dressing, but can't you please wear something more than just that apron?
Akuma: But Akuma feel sexy!
(End Feed back)
