Disclaimer: For those of you who are counting, this is my third, and hopefully best, MST to date. Ronin is an original character of my own design. The other members of the Anime Allies are property of various companies, and I do not have any ownership over them. That being said, let the lemon-bashing begin!

Ronin and the Anime Allies MST of "Mihoshi's Best"

(Ronin sits on the floor of his dojo in a meditative trance. Slowly, his ice-blue eyes open.)
Ronin: I sense evil. There is something amiss here.
(Ronin walks over to his computer. His eyes widen in horror.)
Ronin: No...oh dear god, NO! It's a...a...lemon! And a poorly written one as well! I cannot allow this travesty of literature to go unpunished!  (Raising arms above head) Anime Allies, I need your help. Your comrade, the Phoenix Knight, summons you here!
(A swirling mist gathers at Ronin's feet. Slowly, a dark rift forms in the air above Ronin's head.)
Ronin: Yes, come forth, my allies!...oh crap.
Ronin holds an umbrella over his head. The action proves futile as a large mass of anime characters fall out of the rift and onto the Phoenix Knight.)
"Oroo." (A short man wearing a white hakama and a sword at his belt rubs his head and slowly rises to his feet.)
Kenshin Himura: Well, that was certainly unexpected, that it was.
(A dark cloud forms from the pile of bodies. A frightening white face and large, clawed hands protrude from it.)
Kain: Damn you, Phoenix Knight. Why do I have to be a recurring character in your madness?
(A cute, yet flat-chested figure dusts herself off. She throws her hair back and smiles mischievously.)
Lina Inverse: Oh, Ronin... (Magic energy begins forming in her hands) I've got something for you...
(A man in a blue Japanese police uniform rises from the pile. He picks up his katana and narrows his eyes.)
Hajime Saito: If this is your doing, Ronin, I can assure you your death will be swift.
Ronin: I apologize for the abruptness of all this, but my intentions are of the purest. You see, there's this lemon-
All: AAAAGGGHHH! (The Anime Allies make a break for it)
(Ronin telekinetically shuts the doors to the dojo)
Ronin: I'm afraid escape is not possible. If we're going to survive this thing, we'll have to work together. We cannot allow something like this to go untrashed.  Saito, doesn't your code say to always slay evil immediately?
(Saito grumbles and looks at the floor)
Ronin: Come on, guys. Are you with me?
(Long silence)
Kenshin: Very well, Ronin. If it's for a greater good, you have my assistance, that you do.
Kain: Were it not for Yamabushi taking advantage of artistic license, I would devour you, warrior.
Lina: I guess there's no avoiding this. But after we're done, I'm launching a Dragon Slave straight up your ass, Ronin!
Saito: It seems we have no choice. Let's get this over with.
Ronin: Arigato, my friends. Remember, courage.

This fanfic is not sutable for immature people.

Kenshin: Sorry, Lina, you can't read this, that you can't.
Lina: Watch it, scarface.

If you are not at an mature age please don't read this fanfic. Summary: Mihoshi wins tickets on the radio for a romantic dinner after a movie. She invite's Tenchi to go and well you can guesse the rest.

Kain: Go to a happy place...Go to a happy place...

Mihoshi was in her room typing her report for her galaxy police job and listing to the radio.

Ronin: Listing to the radio? What the hell is that?

"The next person to call our station will win 2 tickets to "Flesh Eatter 2" and a dinner after the movie with a limo ride. You might want to invite someone special to go with you if you know what I mean.

Saito: No, we don't know, and we don't want to know.

Just be the 9th caller on our Dinner and Movie Weekend." "Oh wow! 2 tickets to see "Flesh Eatter 2". Mihoshi said.

Ronin: Ooh, Flesh Eatter 2.Sounds like a real chick flick.

"GIVE ME THAT PHONE!" Ayeka said Mihoshi heard all the noise and went down stairs to cheak it out. "I'm the one who's gonna win those tickets. Not you princess." Ryoko said "You just want a moment along with Tenchi, but your not gonna get it. I am!" Ayeka said Mihoshi took out her pocket her cell phone and diled the radio number and it began to ring.

Lina: She takes out her pocket? Ok...
Kain: Hey, Mihoshi doesn't have a cell phone.

"Give me the phone Ryoko!" Ayeka yelled "Never! Tenchi and me were ment to be." Ryoko yelled "Oh Wow!" Mihoshi yelled "Huh?" Ryoko and Ayeka looked at each other weirdly  "I won!" Mihoshi said "Yes baby you won!" Joey the DJ said. "You get to have a Dinner and Movie. You will see your movie at the Tajahita Cinama and have a wonderful dinner at Shogun.

Kenshin: There's a restaurant called Shogun?
Lina: Must be like the Samurai Delicatessen.

You can come pick up the tickets at the station. You know where it is?" "Do I ever!" Mihoshi said "Ok! See ya then!" Joey said and hung up "MIHOSHI!" Ryoko and Ayeka said. "You have to give me the tickets!" "No Way! I may be silly and clumsy but I'm not stupid." Mihoshi said running upstairs as Ryoko and Ayeka was chasing her.

All: (trying to stifle laughter.finally giving up) BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"No! Get away!" Mihoshi said. Mihoshi was running so fast she didn't see Tenchi standing there and crashed into him.

Saito: ...The impact instantly killing Tenchi and ending the fic.
All: YAAY!

"Whoa! Mihoshi what's the rush?" Tenchi said Ayeka and Ryoko was coming at them really fast. Mihoshi grabed Tenchi's arm and pulled them into Sasami's room.

Ronin: Whoa, baby, didn't even wine him or dine him!

"Come out of there with Tenchi!" Ryoko yelled banging on the door. "What do they want?" Tenchi said scared half to death.

Kain: They want your soooouuuls....

"Don't make me come in there!" Ayeka yelled tring to get the door open. "They want my tickets that I won on the radio and I don't even have them yet." Mihoshi said turning red. "Do you wanna go with me to see "Flesh Eatters 2?" "Sure." Tenchi said. "Does this weekend sound good?" "Oh Yeah! I'm off duty so I'll be free." Mihoshi said happy and full of joy. "Thank you Tenchi." Mihoshi gave Tenchi a long kiss on the lips. "It's a reward. See ya tonight."

Kenshin: Is it just me, or did that not...
Saito: ...make any sense. No, it's not you.
Lina: "It's a reward"? What the hell for? He didn't do anything.
Ronin: Tonight? Didn't they just set the date for that weekend?
Kain: Bear in mind, warrior, this is a lemon. Sense and reason have no place here.

Mihoshi opened the door and Ryoko and Ayeka fell throgh the door and Mihoshi bolted out the door and throgh the frount door.

Ronin: And then ran around the house and up the shrine steps and back down and around in a circle and back into the house and into the kitchen and to the living room and...
(Lina whacks Ronin upside the head)
Ronin: Suimasen.

Mihoshi took a short cut to get to the city. Tenchi wasn't living very far from the station.

Saito: Yes he does. He friggin' lives in the middle of nowhere!
Kenshin: A lemon, Saito, remember?
Saito: Right. Never mind.

*That Night* "Mihoshi! Please! I'll do anything for those tickets." Ayeka said in Mihoshi's bedroom while she was getting ready in the bathroom.

Kain: (as Mihoshi, in a sexy tone) Oh, really..anything, eh?
Ronin: Ah, jesus, Kain, don't even!

"No Miss Ayeka. This is really important to me." Mihoshi said. "I always wanted to go on a date." Mihoshi grabed the make up kit next to her.

Lina: And dashed Ayeka over the head with it.

"But, loving lord Tenchi has always been a fantasy of mine and well, I would really like the tickets." Ayeka said making fake tears. "No. Now it's Ryoko's turn to give me a good reason why I should give you the tickets." Mihoshi said

Ronin: That was a little...um...what's the word I'm looking for?
Kenshin: Stupid?
Kain: Senseless?
Lina: Inane?
Saito: Really fucking dumb?
Ronin: Yeah, all those.

Ryoko teleported into the room. "Mihoshi? You would really like a promotion right?" Ryoko said slyly. "Well, I promuse to turn myself in if you give me the tickets." "Ok. I've heard enough." Mihoshi said. "I'm gonna be late If I don't hurry." "Gr! Mihoshi! Give me the tickets!" Ryoko yelled "No. Now I have to go or I'll be late." Mihoshi grabed her spagettie strap purse and ran out of the room. Tenchi was down stairs waiting for Mihoshi.

Lina: Wait a minute. Ayeka and Ryoko tried to talk Mihoshi out of it? Bullshit! They'd be trying to kill her right about now!

"I'm ready!" Mihoshi said Mihoshi was wearing a min-skirt with a shirt with a small star on it. "Wow....Mihoshi...You look great." Tenchi said studdring.

Ronin: (As white-trash Tenchi) Hyuk...gawrsh, Mihoshi, you sure looks purdy.

"Thanks a lot Tenchi...Now come on! We'll be late for the movie and we have a limo waiting for us." Mihoshi ran down stairs and grabed Tenchi's hand and ran out the front door. "Have fun you 2." Tenchi's Dad said. "Nothing frisky now. Ha ha ha." The limo was at least 20-30 feet long.

Ronin: Damn! How does that thing get around corners?

Ryoko and Ayeka was glaring at Mihoshi and Tenchi getting in the limo.

Lina: They was glaring? I is getting really sick of they's lack of grammatical skill.
Kenshin: These lemon authors have the writing skill of a six-year old, that they do.

"Come on Tenchi." Mihoshi said. "The limo won't bite." Tenchi steped in and saw the whole limo.

Kain: ...Just before it bared its fangs and chomped down on his head, bringing the fic to a gruesome, yet deserved end.
(All wave flags and cheer)

It had green carpeting and the walls were lepor-spotted,

Ronin: A leper! Unclean!!! Unclean!!!

and wine on the mini-bar in front of him. The drivers window was raised down. Mihoshi's pretty blue eyes glisned at the luxiory and beutiful suroundings.

Saito: Thirty-four, thirty-five, thirty- six..these spelling errors are getting too frequent.

"Wow Tenchi! Isn't this romantic." Mihoshi said "Yeah." Tenchi said still looking at everything. "You guys ready?" The driver said. "The movie starts in 10min." "Wow we better get going." Mihoshi said. The driver started the engine and rolled up the little window to leave Mihoshi and Tenchi in private.

Kenshin: Oh dear. This doesn't look good, that it doesn't.
Lina: We have to be strong, Kenshin. Maybe it won't happen.
Kain: When facing a lemon author, Inverse, mercy is lost.

"So...What's the movie about?" Tenchi said scooting closer to Mihoshi.

Ronin: Well, it's called Flesh Eater 2, so.
Saito: ...probably something like a romantic comedy, I'd say.

"Well, I don't want to give it away." Mihoshi said slyly. "But you'll find out." "Oh..Ok." Tenchi said. "My friends say it's a pretty scary movie. "Oh it is." Mihoshi said with a excited face.

Lina: (As Mihoshi) It features a tentacle rape scene with Sasami and Ryo-ohki!
All: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Kenshin: Oro? I appear to have soiled my hakama.
(Saito turns away in disgust. All slowly edge away from Kenshin)

"Its tearing up the box office. The Tajahita Cinama is the coolest! They have suround sound and a huge screen. I went there with Kiyone to see the Police Policeman Movie." Mihoshi then discovered she was acting like a little kid waiting to go on a rollercoaster for the first time.

Ronin: When I was about to ride a roller coaster for the first time, I was scared out of my mind. I almost wet myself.
(Kenshin flashes a hurt look)
Ronin: Oh, sorry man.

"I'm sorry. I'm acting like a little kindergardener." Mihoshi said blushing of imbrassment.

Lina: A kindergardener...Is that like a kinderlawnmower?
Kain: More like a kinderhousepainter.
Saito: Or a kinderroofspecialist.

"It's ok Mihoshi." Tenchi said "I understand. That's what I like about you. Your so carefree unlike the other girls. Well, maybe Sasami."

Lina: Nah, she's an uptight little bitch too.
Saito: Hey! Watch it!
Ronin: That was very rude, Lina! You know Saito's a huge Sasami fan.
(Saito blushes and hides his face)
Lina: What?
Kenshin: Indeed. He's the president of the We Love Sasami chan Fan Club, that he is.
(Lina starts laughing uncontrollably)
(Saito looks at the ground in shame)
Kain: Enough. We must forge ahead.

"Really?" Mihoshi said. "You really like me?" "Well, yeah!" Tenchi said. "You can put it that way." "Wow!" Mihoshi said. "No ones ever had a crush on me before." "Wait that's not what I mean." Tenchi said with a swet drop from his head. "I mean I like you the way you are not like..well you know."

Ronin: One excruciatingly long, awkward silence later...

Mihoshi was staring at Tenchi for a while and looked kinda upset. "It's ok Tenchi." Mihoshi said putting on her carefree face.

Kenshin: It must be a bother to carry around a bunch of faces to switch around, that it must.

The limo then stopped and pulled up to the entrance of the theather. "Where here!" The driver said.

Ronin: (Indian voice) Where here? Chief Wounded Bear not know.

The driver got out of the car and opened the door. As Tenchi and Mihoshi stepped out there were cameras flashing and TV crews everywere. "Mihoshi! What's going on?" Tenchi said covering his face from the flashes of the cameras. "I almost forgot to tell you." Mihoshi said also being blinded by the cameras. "I'm in the movie! I play one of the people running from the Flesh Eatters."

All: WHAAA???
Kenshin: Oro?
Ronin: Now wait just a minute...
Lina: When the hell did this happen?

"So Mihoshi." A news woman said getting right in front of her face. "Who's your little friend?" "I rather not talk about it." Mihoshi said.

Ronin: OH! That sounded like a dis!
Saito: Heheh...Tenchi's a loser.
Kain: (mocking tone) Yes, everyone knows Sasami is the best.
Saito: Quiet, you.

She grabed Tenchi's arm and ran throgh the crowed of desperate news people. They ran throgh the entance and closed the door keeping the crazy reporters and fans out. "Whew!" Mihoshi said. "I'm sorry I forgot to tell you I was in the movie.

Kenshin: And the author apparently forgot to tell us.

We have 5min til the movie starts."

Kain: Hmm...for Mihoshi, she has an uncanny sense of time.

"We better hurry." Tenchi said. "Too bad we won't be able to get popcorn." "Were having a dinner after this." Mihoshi said giggling. "We don't want to spoil it." "Oh yeah!" I almost forgot." Tenchi said.

Ronin: Right...you almost forgot...only the most important part of your DATE.

"Come on!" Mihoshi said "This way." Tenchi and Mihoshi ran down and empty hall and ran into the movie.

Lina: ...and banged their heads.
(Others look at Lina, confused)
Lina: C'mon! You know that old joke...A man walks into a bar and says "ouch"...you know...
(Others continue looking confused)
Ronin: (giving thumps-up sign) How about...(sharply switches to thumbs-down)...NO.
(Others snicker)
Lina: Oh, screw you guys.

They found a good seat right in back with a perfect view and everything. "We made it just in time!" Mihoshi said sitting in the seat right in the middle. "It's just starting."

Saito: Wait, I thought they had five minutes.
Kenshin: Not with this author, they don't.
Ronin: Well, maybe it was just a really long hallway they ran through.
Kain: ...Nah, it's just the author.

Tenchi sat in the seat right next to Mihoshi.

Lina: Right next to her? No...way... I mean, who sits next to their DATE during a movie?

"Look!" Mihoshi whispred. "There's me. It took about 20 takes just to get this part because I kept falling, triping or knocking things over." Tenchi could hardly belive Mihoshi was right there on the screen. She was walking into the kitchen and saw a dead man on the floor with a knife in his chest.

Ronin: (Crossing fingers) Please be the author, please be the author.

"AAAAHHH!" Mihoshi's charactor screamed. "Kashito! Oh My God! What happened?"

Saito: (As Kashito, in a cheerful tone) Well, I was just making up some jelly sandwiches when wouldn't ya know it, the darn knife got STUCK IN MY FUCKING CHEST!

Mihoshi's charator ran to the phone and picked it up to call 911. Then someone from behind her grabbed her and had a knife in his hand. "Hello Kira! You tried to kill me." The man said. "Now I will kill you." "Get away!" Kira said and hit the killer in the head with the phone and ran upstairs. Then the killer was already upstairs and grabbed Mihoshi by the arm and threw her agenst the wall.

Kenshin: Wow, it seems the killer can teleport, that he can.

"Ahhhh!" The crowed screamed. Mihoshi was holding on to Tenchi's arm. Even though she's seen the movie before. "Please! No get away!" Kira screamed. The killer rasied the knife and stabbed Kira in the shouder. Kira screamed and sled to to the floor as Kira was crying in pain. The killer then got a gun and pointed it at Kira then a huge german shepered named Ryoohki (Mihoshi came up with the name of the dog.) grabbed the killer by the hand and got shot in the ear as the dog fell to the ground with a yelp Kira had time to get away.

(All sit dumbfounded)
Lina: (After a long silence) ...what?!?
Ronin: Did anyone get that last scene?
Kain: Nope.
Saito: Uh-uh.
Kenshin: No way, Jose.
Ronin: So, he stabbed her, then he pulled out a gun and pointed it at a dog who, until a couple seconds ago, didn't exist...then...then...NO! No, it hurts my head!

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"I'm just glad the whole thing is over" Kira said to her dog Ryoohki as the bodie of the killer was floating down the river and into the sea.

Saito: Wow. That was a short movie.
Lina: I wish we could say the same thing about this fanfic.
Kenshin: Only one psychotic killer? Where are the Flesh Eaters?
Ronin: The author must've forgotten them. Too much marijuana causes brain damage, I've heard.

"Wow Mihoshi!" Tenchi said with an impressed look. "You act really great." "Thanks Tenchi." Mihoshi said blushing again. "It was just a hobbie. Come on let's get back to the limo." Tenchi and Mihoshi took the other exit to avoid being attacked by reporters.

Ronin: Attacked? A little extreme in the word usage, don't you think?
Kenshin: Maybe the reporters realized how bad the story is.

Mihoshi whisled to the limo driver to srive to where they were. The plan worked with flying colors and they were off to Shogun. "What did you think of the movie Tenchi?" Mihoshi asked.

Saito: Oh, he thought it SUCKED; what the hell do you think he's going to say?

"It was great Mihoshi!" Tenchi said. "I never thought you could act so good.

Kain: Act so good?
Lina: White-trash Tenchi returns...

Did you do your own stunts." "Well, most of them but not all." Mihoshi said "I did the jumping off the expolding building. I did the knife one and I did the gun one and the motercycle chase. It was my fav." Tenchi was so impressed of how Mihoshi did all that stuff. Tenchi was getting a little edgey and had a tingling feeling in the lower area.

All: O_O()
Ronin: Well, if you think about it, it makes perfect sense. Mihoshi can do her own stunts, so obviously, Tenchi wants to nail her now.
(Long silence)
Lina: That doesn't make any sense at all!

He was horny and wanted to get Mihoshi in bed. Tenchi looked at Mihoshi on the other side of the limo looking out the window so inoccent and carefree. Tenchi looked at her breast and felt even hornyer.

Saito: Her breast? As in singular? What, does she only have the one?

He stopped and said to him self to wait till she's tired and weak then ask her.

Ronin: (nodding)... I see...hmm...so...Tenchi's a rapist...

Tenchi and Mihoshi's dinner was great. Tenchi had 3 Sakis in a row!

Saito: Ok, that's not Tenchi at all.

Mihoshi had 5! They had hamburger stake and krapes for dinner along with some shrimp and miso soup. Mihoshi and Tenchi was being a little to loud

Lina: They was being to loud...Is this author from a freaking trailer park or something?

and they had to be thrown out. It was embarassing but it was cool.

Ronin: Ah, wonderful message for the audience. (Flashing thumbs-up) Remember, kids, causing a public disturbance is cool!

"Wow! Tenchi I had a great time!" Mihoshi said yelling. Tenchi had to carry her to the limo because she was drunk. Tenchi was half drunk but he managed. Tenchi sat her in the limo and Mihoshi had some coffie to calm her nerves. The driver raised up the little window and drove out the lot of the resturant. "Mihoshi? Are you ok?" Tenchi said waking her up. "Yeah. I'm alright." I feel kind of imbrassed. I'm sorry." "Mihoshi!" Tenchi said grabbing her arm. "I lied." Mihoshi cocked her head in counfusion. "About what?"

Kain: (as Tenchi) I'm really the Flesh Eater! Prepare to die!

"I really....I really do love you." Tenchi said with a little imbrassed look. "I really have a crush on you and I can admet that." "Tenchi I-" Mihoshi was starting to cry. "Tenchi I want to have sex with you!" Mihoshi quickly covered her mouth. "I'm sorry." "Mihoshi." Tenchi said with a very serious voice. "I will."

Saito: No reason to doubt his sincerity...oh wait. They're DRUNK!

Mihoshi went over to Tenchi and kissed him on the lips. Tenchi was supised how good she was at kissing. Mihoshi and Tenchi fell to the floor. Their kissing lasted for a minute. Then Mihoshi sat up and unbuttoned Tenchi's jacket and took off his shirt.

Ronin: Ah, yes, screw the romantic cuddling. Just go straight for the knickers.

Then Tenchi took a hold of Mihoshi's breast. Mihoshi giggled and took off her shirt and there was her bra. It was pink with a little flower in the middle. Tenchi went to the back of her bra and tried to unbuckle it. Mihoshi took her hands in the front where the buckle was and undid it and it came completely off.

Lina: Haha! She had to do it for him!
Kenshin: How embarrassing for the boy.

Mihoshi then turned around and kissed Tenchi again. Then Tenchi started to pull down her skirt. There was her white thin panties as Tenchi put his hands on her hip he slowly pulled them down.

Ronin: And then she screamed, "AGH! You're pulling off my pelvis!"

Tenchi got on top of Mihoshi and started kissing her and rubing her large breast.

Kenshin: Again with the single breast. She's a freaky girl, she is.

Mihoshi began to moan in plesure. Tenchi then went down to her breast and started to lick and nibble on her nipples. Mihoshi was moan withe pleasure really loud.

Saito: She was moan withe pleasure really loud...dear god, will someone just kill me now.

"Tenchi...Oh...My." Mihoshi said that over and over again. Then Tenchi put is finger in her vagina and started to rub it back and forth. Mihoshi was moaning a little louder now and rubbing her hair. Tenchi then took his finger and stuck it up her peehole.

Lina: (crossing her legs) Jesus H. Christ!
Kain: urp...(doubles over and begins vomiting)
Ronin: (rubbing Kain's back) Ok, buddy. Let it all out...holy crap, is that a boot?

Mihoshi was almost screaming this time. Tenchi pulled it in and out faster and faster. "Oh.....Oh....Keep..going....Oh." Mihoshi said rubbing her breast to the rhythm of Tenchi rubbing her vagina. Then they stopped. Mihoshi sat up and wrapped her arms around Tenchi. It was his turn.

Kenshin: Ah, she's going to rub his vagina now?
Saito: If she does the peehole thing, I swear to god I'm committing seppuku.

Mihoshi then began to kiss him and then went down to his chest and started to lick his nipples. Tenchi began to moan and rub Mihoshi's hair as she nibbled on them. Then Mihoshi made her way down to Tenchi's cock and began to lick it. Tenchi was moaning with pain and pleasure.

Ronin: BJ's don't hurt. Tenchi's a pussy.

Mihoshi then got to his penis and began to suck it.

Kain: She just got there? Wasn't she just licking...urp! (continues vomiting)

Tenchi was holding the seat very tightly as Mihoshi was sucking his cock and putting it down her throat. Tenchi was cuming her down her thoat and Mihoshi was swollowing every bit of it. Tenchi was cumming her so much she could hardly swllow it all and took Tenchi's penis out. and cum was going all over the floor. Then Tenchi stopped cumming and fell back and Mihoshi fainted. The driver had stopped and they were at the house and Ryoko and Ayeka was waiting at the front porch.

Lina: (as driver) Hey, kids, we're here, I--- OH MY GOD!
Saito: How much you bet they're paying for the upholstery?

"OH NO!" Tenchi yelled. He quickly scarmbled to put his pants and underwear on. "Mihoshi wake up!" Tenchi yelled. The driver knocked on the window and asked if they were ready. "No not yet." Tenchi said. "Don't open the door yet."

Ronin: (as Tenchi) We're still having sex...I mean, reciting poetry.
Lina: Really though, wouldn't the driver have heard all of this going on?

Tenchi tried to dress Mihoshi while she was passed out. But it was too late Ryoko and Ayeka was running for the limo!

Kenshin: Tenchi's not going to look good, that he isn't. There's ejaculate all over the floor, and his date is naked and unconscious.
Ronin: Heh...reminds me of this time with Kiyone...Man, that woman was something else.
Lina: Isn't she a lesbian?
Saito: Well, if she was with Ronin over here, then she probably is now.
Ronin: SHUT UP!

"Oh no." Tenchi tried hard to find out how the bra got on. He finnaly mastered it.

Ronin: (as Mr. Miyagi) Tenchi-san, show me Sand the Floor. Now Paint the Fence. Now Hook the Bra.

Tenchi then tured around and locked the limo door. Tenchi then put Mihoshi's panties on. Then he put her shirt and her skirt on and signaled the driver to open the door. He pick Mihoshi up and put his jacket on her cause she was shivering. The driver opened the door and Ayeka and Ryoko tackled Tenchi to the ground while he was holding Mihoshi. "Tenchi! I'm so glad your back!" Ryoko and Ayeka said together.

Kenshin: Apparently, they don't see all the suspicious white liquid in the limo.

"Hey! Get off me your crushing Mihoshi not including me!" Tenchi said trying to get them off of him. "I'm sorry Tenchi!" The girls said. "Back off Princess!" Ryoko said. "How many times do I have to tell you that Tenchi is mine and always will be." "I don't see your name on him so back off." Ayeka said.

Lina: (as Ryoko) Yes, it is. I snuck into his room last night and tattooed it on his-
(Everyone covers Lina's mouth)

Tenchi had enough time to escape with Mihoshi.

Ronin: Yes, he ran off into the night, and the sheriff could never find him.

He opened the other door and snuck out of the limo. He stud up with Mihoshi in his hands and walked into the house. Everyone was asleep so he sat Mihoshi on the couch cause he didn't want to wake Kiyone. Then he kissed Mihoshi good- night and went to his room.

Saito: Where an angry mob of TM fans were waiting with lead pipes and hayforks.

There's no second chapter to this beacause it wouldn't make any sence

Kenshin: Well, to tell the truth, it didn't make much sense to begin with, that it didn't.

however, There will be one for the others but a lot better then Mihoshi's. She's my fav charactor and I screwed it up. I'll try to make another one.

Kain: No, thank you. You've screwed up quite enough as it is.

UPDATE: I will make 2 more lemons One is called Sakuya's Best and Nobiyuki the Rapest

Lina: This confirms it. There is no god.

Cool huh?

Ronin: Um...how about...NO.

Well I g2g. Have any Qs? Well I have The A's! Send me an email if you have any qustions or comments. Please don't say anything about the spelling. I know it's bad. Sorry but I'll try better. My e- mail is mihoshi_spacegirl@yahoo.com.

Saito: Hmm...you know the spelling is bad. Well, here's a novel idea; try a freaking dictionary!
Kenshin: Can we leave now? I have to change my hakama.
Ronin: Very well. My friends, you have all shown the utmost of courage in the face of adversity. If you really want, you can leave.
(Anime Allies immediately head for the nearest exit)
Ronin: ...But you'll miss the big party later.
(Allies stop and turn around)
Lina: What kind of party?
Ronin: (smiling broadly) Well, we're gonna start off by playing Charades, and then it's Macarena time!
(Ronin starts dancing)
(Anime Allies look at each other. They all nod.)
Kain: I've been waiting a long time for this...(transforms into demonic dragon)
Saito: You've had this coming, warrior. (drawing katana and assuming the Gatotsu stance.) Aku. Soku. Zan.
Lina: Booya! This is my kind of party! Darkness beyond twilight...crimson beyond blood that flows...
Kenshin: (Turning his sakabatou around) Screw this peaceful crap. I'm kicking this guy's ass, that I am!
(Ronin freezes. Anime Allies smile.)
Ronin: Eep.

THE END

Yamabushi's Note: Hope you enjoyed this, my third MST of all time. Mihoshi Spacegirl, I do apologize for being as mean as I have been in this, but quite honestly, lemons of this sort are something I find abhorrent. I apologize if I have offended you at all. Anyway, I'm always looking for new stories to MST, so if anyone has any suggestions, please send them to Novabane13@aol.com . Thank you. Good night, everybody!