>The Only Evil Tiger >By T.D. Hansohn Crow: The missing Hanson brother. >Chapter 1 Mike: Audience: 0 > One day at Moubis (moe-BEE-us), Seiyuka: Well, at least he got the pronunciation right. >me and Tails the fox (His real name was Miles Prower, like "Miles Per-hour" >or "M.P.H." as I called him,) Sonic: Okay, we KNOW all about that! >were playing cards. I had just came back from my first mission of >destroying the N-Dogs. TOM: So he destroyed a gang of Nintendo lovers? >I had thought my mission was finished. > "Got any twees?" said Tails. Merc: Anyone starts that stupid Winterfresh commercial joke gets hurt. > I looked up. "Twees?" I said, arching up my right brow. Amy: Whoever-that-person IS the Rock! > "I mean threes! Threes," he said, strait-faced. Sonic: It's spelled S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T! > "Nope. Go fish," I said, scratching behind my ear. Seiyuka: ::as whoever:: Damn lice. > Tails drew a card and he put it in his card-fan. > "Got any fives?" I asked. Just then, my watch beeped. ::All make Power Ranger communicater noise:: >I looked at it, and it was Tim McDal, my friend dalmatian. Sonic: I guess that they stole that from Inspector Gadget. > "Spotty!" said Tim. "Just been a sighting of the N-Dogs in your area. >Try to find them. Beware... they have powerful attacks." Merc: ::as Tim:: They've been training with Super Smash Bros. attacks! > Guess I was back in action. "Got it, Cheif!" I said Amy: I guess this Spotty is Inspector Gadget in disguise! > "Good. Remember what I've told you. Good luck! Tim McDal out!" The >watch clicked off like turning off a TV. Amy: Never mind. I meant Dick Tracy. > Tails was still holding his card fan. He looked up, "What was that all >about?" > "Just a second," I said. I picked up my cell phone, pressed some >buttons and put the phone up to my ear. "Hello, the Chartox?" I asked. Sonic: ::begins smashing his head on a chair:: It's CHAOTIX! KAY-OT-TIX! Ashura: Must be Archie version. Merc: What makes you say that? Ashura: This takes place on Mobius. That means it's going to have all but Charmy, Heavy and Bomb and replaced by Ray and Julie-Su. > "Yes?" said the phone. Mike: The phone's name is Chartox? > "This is Spotty. May I speak to Knuckles, please?" TOM: ::mocking phone:: No, you may not because Echnidas resent technology. ::normal voice:: Ugh, what an idiotic race. > "Sure. Hold on a minute," said the phone. > I heard a fant call of, "Knuckles!" and than a fant "Yes?" and then a >"It's for you!" Ashura: It's either Knux's mom or Julie-Su on the phone. Sonic: The ArchieKnux lives with his MOM?! >As I was waiting, I mumbled, "Hope I have enough money to pay off THIS >phone bill!" I could hear Knuckles take the phone. > "Yes?" said Knuckles, who was on the phone. > "Tim McDal sent me on another mission. I need your help. Angel: ::as Spotty:: Can you help me kill him? >Do you know where Sonic is?" ::Everyone points to Sonic:: Sonic: Traitors. > "Nope," said the caller. > "Then come over, and quick!" I said. > "Ok, I'm on my way!" said Knuckles and he hung up. Angel: But, then he was side tracked as Eggman began attacking the island again. > "Can I help?" asked Tails. > "Sure. But you gotta say with me and Knuckles. Seiyuka: ::as Tails:: With me and Knuckles! >I don't want you being lost, or being caught." I stared at a faint dot in >the sky and it came closer and closer. I ran behind a tree, because I >thought it was an airplane which was going to crash. Merc: APOCALYPSE BEAM! ::Destroys the paragraph with the ki attack:: Sonic: MERC! WHAT THE HELL?!?! Merc: It reminded me of what happened..... > As Knuckles landed, I turned around. I saw two dog heads peeking >behind some trees. "Shh!" I said as I pointed to the trees. Me, Tails, and >Knuckles crept up to the tree. I ran behind it and I could see the two dogs >quickly zigzaging through the trees. Crystallis: While Krillin dashed straight through, getting caught by Master Roshi. >"Follow me!" Sonic and Ashura: ::singing:: Follow me, set me free, trust me and we will escape from the city! >I said. Me, Tails, and Knuckles followed the dogs. > "I gotta bad feelin' that that Sasha friend of yours is in this mess," >said Knuckles as we aproched a camp. Amy: Who's Sasha?! > "How so?" I asked. > "Look," said Knuckles, poniting to a group of dogs dressed as ninjas, Merc: Hey, look! It's Shao! >with Sonic and Itchy tied to tall wooden boxes. TOM: Itchy? That mouse from the Simpsons?! > "Sonic!" gasped Tails. > I could see Charlie and Sasha talking. All I could hear were the >words: "We need to....." and "What's his.......Spotty." from Charlie. >Sonic was struggling to get free, while Itchy quietly snored. Crow: How can one "quietly snore"? >Lead chains were strapped around them. > "Follow me!" I whispered, poniting to a fat tree. Sonic and Amy: ::to the fat tree:: Hi, Eggman! >"Lets hide behind there," I said. We all walked behind the fat tree. I >called Tim McDal. "Tim, it's me. My friend Sonic is caught. Oh... and Itchy >Itchaford, too. Ayeka: Eh? >Seems like a male dog is involved with this. His name is Charlie Burt >Barkin." Mike: Oh-kay! > "Charlie Burt Barkin?" asked Tim. > "Yes, Charlie Burt Barkin," I said. > "Yes, Yes. Charlie...Charlie... Ah, here we go! Charlie has been with >this dog named Belladona, Tom: If she starts talking with a southern accent.... >instead with this other dog Annabelle. Both seem to be twins." > "Yes, Yes! I know that already!" I said. All: Well, WE DON'T! > "Oh," said Tim. "We-" > I clicked off the watch before he could say "Well." I crept up to >Charlie, took a peice of paper, wrote "I'm stupid" on it and taped it to >his back. We all ran away. Crow: ::slaps his forehead:: If you're going to do something like that, write "Kick me"! > "Charlie, uh, you have something on your back," said Sasha. > "What?" said Charlie as Sasha took off the paper. > I ran behind the boxes Sonic and Itchy were on and untied them. I >snapped and Itchy woke up. Crystallis: Well, I would wake up, too, if someone was going insane on me. > "Huh?" he said, not knowing where he was. > "Shhh..." I said. > A Pikachu, Merc: AAAAH! Must KILL! >wearing a bright red cap with the black embroidered letters "L.P." Angel: "Little People"? Tom: "Last Punch"? Ayeka: "Launchin' Piccolo"? >came out from behind the trees. "Chu!" Seiyuka: Bless you! >He said. "Lil Pika! Shhhh.... We've got bad guys over there." Lil Pika gave >a breif nod and whispered, "Pika." Sonic: Whatever. > Sonic got up and looked around. My watch beeped. "Now what is it?" I >said. I looked at it. "Spotty," said Tim. "I've sent your Pikachu over so >he can help you. But you better hurry and get out of there as fast as you >can. They will get you." Sara: I hope they do. > "Got it." Charlie spotted us. He growled. "Get them!" he said, waving >his finger at us. Amy: ::as Charlie:: Bad spies! >"Oh no! He spotted us!" Two dogs in ninja suits ran twoard us. Merc: Get 'em, Shao! >"Lil Pika! Thundershock!" Lil Pika leaped in the air. "PI-KA-CHU!!" Sparks >flew from his cheeks and two strong volts Mike: BOLTS! Not volts! >of electricity headed for the dogs and shocked them. Lil Pika landed. The >dogs fell over, burnt to a crisp. "Oooh..." said one of them, sizzling like >an overcooked french fry. Seiyuka: There goes my lunch again.... >Sonic, Lil Pika, Knuckles, Tails and I all raced through the forest, >dodging here and there. Itchy had left us to get away for himself. Angel: That's it! Save yourself! > Tails looked up, "What's that?" he said, pointing upward. I looked >upword. In the trees, I could see a white blob with nine white horizontal >lines following it. They had a tip like the color of dry mud. Lil Pika >looked up and a green leaf--That wasn't ready to fall off the tree yet-- >landed on his nose. Sonic: And turned him into a raccoon! Ashura: A SEGA character making a Mario ref? > "Guys, this is bad, real bad. Up there is a Ninetails, Lvl 73," Ashura: And he knows that HOW?! >I explained. "She might be owned by Charlie. She just hurt Lil Pika and I >two weeks ago. Lil Pika still has the burn scars. Let's walk slowly..." > We all tiptoed through the forest. The white streak zipped behind a >bush. We kept far away from it as possible. "Nothing can hurt her," I said. >"She has sheilds. Amy: Uh, Pokemon HAVE NO shields! >Me and Lil Pika have been trying to beat her for days, but it comes to no >avale." Ayeka: It could come to "avail". >Lil Pika climbed up on me. "Pikapi." He said. "Oh, right Lil Pika. She can >also fly, like you, Tails." > "Me?" said Tails. "Does she like me?" Sonic: Well, you're a bit too young, little bud. > I sighed. "No. She doesn't like anyone except Charlie, I believe." > The Ninetails jumped out in front of our way. "Nine!" she said with a >snarel. Angel: It's spelled S-N-A-R-L! > "RUN! IT'S HER!" I yelled. We turned around and ran the other way, the >Ninetails hot on our trail. She tackled me. "Ninetails!" she said, with >another sarnel, fire coming from out of her nostrils. Crow: ::as Spotty:: Man, that's one bad cold! > A lightbulb appeared over Lil Pika's head. He zipped off. A few >mintues later, Lil Pika appeared, dressed like a bullfighter. "Pika! Pika!" >He said as he waved a red blanket in front of himself. Sara: Didn't I see this in a Bugs Bunny cartoon? >The Ninetails' eyes grew red. She howled. A blue blob appeared above us. All: EW! >"Oh no! It's Tiger of the Wind! Run everyone!" I climbed up and we all ran. >I looked up, the blue blob was following us in the canopy. All: BOINGY! BOINGY! > Fast and fast we went, until I couldn't take it anymore. I definatly >had to rest, I was breathing so hard. My ears and throat ached. The blue >blob, now a blue streak, zipped into a bush by me. Sonic: Looks like THAT me has had it with this fic! >I breathed hard, "I know your there Tiger. I'll get you! And your little >friend, too!" Amy: ::as Wicked Witch of the West:: I'll get you, my pretty, and you little dog, too! >I heard an echo, "I'll see that you don't, Spotty T. Dalimatian. I'll get >you!" > "Ha! And Ha again! I'm as smart as your friend Hare, cheesebrain." Seiyuka: Ew! A cheesebrain! >I said. "I'd like to see you even try, and lose!" I heard the echo, >acompanied by growling, "Ha. Since I'm so quick, I won't lose." > "What do you want with me, anyway?" I asked. "I want to KILL you for >the fun of it!" TOM: Sounds like what the MADS are doing. >said the echo. "Okay.." I said with a sweatdrop on my forehead, "That's >enough!" I yelled. "Get away from me!" The echo yelled, "NO! I'll be with >you every step you make, until the last one!" There was laughing after the >echo. Evil laughing. Then everything went silent. Crow: Looks like Spotty died. > Sonic zoomed in. "Where've you been, man?" he asked. > "Tiger wants to kill me!" I said. Tom: ::as Spotty:: Just like everyone else! > "C'mon man, everyone's waiting for you! Some of them think your >caught! Even your Pikachu is crying!" All girls: Awwww.... All boys: ::making gagging sounds::: > "Oh." I said. I took Sonic's hand Ashura: In marrage? ::Amy cococks Ashura with the Piko Piko Hammer:: Amy: DON'T EVEN KID WITH THAT! HE LOVES ME! ::to Sonic:: Don't you? >and off we zipped. I was flapping like a flag as Sonic zoomed through the >forest, going a trillion miles an hour, for which that's what it felt like. Crystallis: No duh! Sonic can only do over Mach 3 as Super Sonic! > He stopped with a loud screech. I thought we were going to crash but >Sonic, luckly, stopped a few inches in front of his hut. We both walked >inside. Everyone stared at me. All: ::stare at Spotty:: Duuuuuuuuuh! >There were questions of "Where've you been?" and "Did the Ninetails get >you?" and "What did Charlie say?" Crow: Do we give? Tom: Do we care? Mike: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? > Lil Pika was weeping in a corner. Ashura: ::as Lil Pika, weeping:: No one likes me! Crystallis: ::thinking he means it:: Oh, I like you, Ashura! ::Hugs him:: Ashura: Crysty, it was the riff, but, thanks. ::returns the hug:: >I picked him up and hugged him. All: Awww..... >He broke into a cheerful smile and hugged back. "Pikachu!" he said. I >turned around, with Lil Pika on my shoulder. "Anyone ever heard of Tiger of >the Wind?" There was silence, and then "No, not after you said that that >guy was following us." > "He's a baddie, as you might put it. All: No duh! >He's a blue wolf with horns on top of his head" I said. > Tails thought of Tiger. "Horns on his head?" he said. He pictured a >blue wolf with trumpets on his head. TOM: If you honk his nose, does the horns honk? >I could tell what Tails was thinking. "No, not trumpet-horns. Some kind of >horn you see on a goat, but is bent. ::All snicker at that remark:: >It can emit a powerful laser Ashura: LIGHTNING BOLT! >that can knock anything--or anyone--out. He's got a red scar on the left >side of his face. He's definatly not a good doggie to play with. Merc: No duh! He has the voice of Vegeta's old VA. Seiyuka: TRUNKS! WAAHH! ::Starts crying:: TOM: Nice going! ::Starts comforting Seiyuka:: >He wants to kill me for the fun of it." I heard a pounding on the door. >"Don't open it!" I said. "It's him!" Tom: And you know this HOW?! > Tiger scratched at the door. "Spotty, I know your in there! Come out >and be prepared to die!" Sonic: ::as Big Bad Wolf:: Little pig, little pig, let me in! > "Fat chance, pea brain!" I yelled, while I was still in the hut. Lil >Pika took one look out the window, and he was scared stiff. I grabbed him >and held him close. "You melonhead! Look what you've done!" Merc: ::as Tiger:: Cool! > "I can't, I'm outside." said Tiger with a grin. "C'mon out Spotty! >Don't make me break in!" > "Not by the hair on my chiny-chin-chin. ::All look at Sonic:: Sonic: What?! >Go huff and puff and blow the hut down if you want, cheesebrain." > "Fine then! You leave me no choice." said Tiger. Suddenly the door to >the hut lit up and exploded. Tiger stepped inside. "We're trapped." I said. >"You bet your are! And now I'm gonna kill all of you! Ha ha ha ha ha!" Ayeka: The kid's an SI! He's going to beat Tiger before he goes down! > "Sonic! Give me something to throw!" I whispered. Sonic handed me a >vase. Sonic: ::as fic self:: I have something better, but I'll give you this. >"Take this, melonhead!" Merc: Is "melonhead" the only name he can think of? >I said as I hurled the vase at him. Tiger blasted it with his lasers. "Nice >try," he said with a grin. "If I don't make it, I try, try again!" I said. >I managed to escape through the window. "Come on everyone!" Everyone >followed me. Once we got outside, Tiger jumped out of the hut's roof, >causing the whole hut to collapse, Sonic: ::as fic self:: Dang it! You know how long it took to build that?! >and landed right in front of me, "Don't ever try things on me. They won't >work!" he said. He let out a loud roar, and leaped into the air. TOM: Woah! That's one mighty burp! >Suddenly he was shocked. Once Tiger fell to the ground, I saw Lil Pika and >everyone else. "We didn't want him to kill you, Spotty," said Knuckles. > "Thanks guys." I said. "I owe ya'll one." Tiger got up, shaked himself >off and turned to Lil Pika. Tiger's horns flashed. "NO!" I yelled. I >tackled Tiger. "No way are you going to kill my pikachu, Ashura: No, that job is for Merc! >you evil person!" I said. He rolled on top of me. Crow: ::snickers:: Mike: Crow! >His lasers flashed. Tom: Giving everyone seizures. >"Pika!" said Lil Pika as he slammed right into me, causing me to roll to >the right, and for Tiger's lasers to blast only ground. Big clumps of dirt >flew everywhere. Tiger turned to me and growled, his sharp teeth showing. Amy: ::Spotty as Little Red Riding Hood:: Tiger, what big TEETH you have? > "Well," he said, "Guess I'll have to bite you instead!" Tiger charged >to me, but I rolled out of his way and he smacked into a tree. Ayeka: Tiger IS George of the Jungle! > "Guess not!" I said. Tiger stared at me, with a big, red bump on his >head. He growled and let out another loud roar. He ran and tackled me. >"Biting time!" All: Bite me! >He said with a grin. He bit into my flesh. I screamed. Lil Pika shocked >Tiger and he fell down. I rubbed the bitten part. Lil Pika climbed up on me Crow: O_O Mike: Crow, down. >and put a big bandage on it. Mike: See? Crow: Dang. That would have been interesting. >I heard a howl and the Ninetails jumped in front of us and did a fire spin. >I dodged. Mike: I Twins. Ashura: I Braves. Angel: I Bills. > "Nice try," said Tiger. "Thanks," said the Ninetails. Tiger turned to >me and grinned. He tackled me, but I got away. Amy: How is that possible? >"Lets go!" I commanded everyone. We all ran into the forest. Sonic: ::as narrator:: Sonic and Tails, however, stayed and fought the two. Others: Yeah, right! >Tiger and the Ninetails ran after us. I threw a rock at the Ninetails and >she fell over. Tiger ran to her. "I'll get you next time, Spotty!" Tiger >yelled after us. Ashura: Uh, that's not the Tiger I remember.... >Chapter 2 >"Whew." Sara: ::as whoever said that:: I had to go so badly! > On and on we ran. We then turned back. No sign of either Tiger of the >Wind or Ninetails. We all desided to sleep outside. Crystallis: Unfortunantly, they had found them in their sleep and ended their lives swiftly. The end! Ashura: O_O Crysty? Why are you dark all of a sudden? > That night, me and Tails were setting up our sleeping bags. Sonic and >Knuckles were in theirs. Amy: ::to fic Knuckles:: HEY! WHAT ABOUT YOUR EMERALD?! YOU GOTTA GUARD IT, REMEMBER! >"What do you think Tiger will do?" asked Tails. Lil Pika was already asleep >in his sleeping bag. > "It beats me." I said. Sonic: So, you're saying it'll defeat you? Cool! > "This brings up a question," said Knuckles. "What will we do to kill >him before he kills you, Spotty?" Merc: One word. ::goes into hammerspace, and pulls out a Shotgun:: Boom! > "I don't know." I said. Sonic stared up into the night sky, then >turned to me, "What attacks does he have?" ::All turn to Ashura:: Ashura: All I know is the Blizzard attack and the Torpedo attack for him! > "A attack like Lil Pika's Agility, a Torpedo energy attack and >something else. He does Drop Kicks, Missle Drop Kicks, Figure-Four leglock, >which I don't even know what the heck that is, but it holds the opponent." Ashura: O_O Okay, I DO know those are NOT his attacks! Besides, how the HELL can a wolf do a Figure Four? > "Don't you think he'll take your pikachu away before he battles you so >you don't have any defensive body guard?" asked Knuckles. > "Might," I said, "But he won't do it. The Ninetails would." I said. >"Tiger's a tricky one." Crow: SUUUUURE! > Tiger hid in the bushes, watching us like a hawk. He turned to >Ninetails, "They know what we would do to the Pikachu! Tom: ::as Tiger:: They must be psychics! >We must figure out some other plan." >The Ninetails nodded for a brief minute and then, "Yes. But what will we do >with the Pikachu when we capture it?" TOM: Give it to Team Rocket! > "I'll think of something," said Tiger as he started spying on us >again. >Chapter 3 Mike: There's MORE?! > Morning rose sneakly apon us. Sara: ::as morning:: Hehehehe, I got that rooster beat! >Lil Pika was the first to wake up. He yawned, "Chu!" All: Bless you! >he said. He walked to me and flicked my nose. Crystallis: ::as Lil Pika:: Got ya nose! >I woke up, "Ow!" I said. I yawned and got out of bed. I spotted tracks >passing my sleeping bag. Sonic: ::as Spotty:: A 4x4 was here! > Tiger! I thought. And the Ninetails. I followed the tracks and noticed >that Tails was out of his sleeping bag, tracks all over. ::Sonic and Seiyuka start shaking, scared:: >I still went on. Into the forest I went, with Lil Pika following me. > I spotted Tails laying down, scratched and brused, blood pouring out >of a scratch on his hand. Ashura: Oh, no! Not "The Fated Hour" again! Angel: What's that? Ashura: Eh, a Sonic fangame I played. >"Tails!" I said as I ran to him. > "Pikapi!" said Lil Pika, following me. Tom: Isn't "Pikapi", "Ash" translated? > Tails tried to move. He spoke in a painfull voice, "Tiger...he...he >scratched me...badly." Seiyuka: ::as Tails:: I....had a....bad itch. > "Why?" I asked. > "Because....he thought that....that I was...Oooh..." He swallowed from >the pain, and started to cry, "Because..he thought that...that you sent me >to spy....on him!" Sonic: WRONG TAILS, TIGER! The Tails you're looking for lives in Knothole Village! > "Lil Pika, I want you to-" I turned around, "Lil Pika? LIL PIKA? >Where'd you go?!" > "We have him now, Spotty!" said an echo. "And you'll never see him >again! Ha ha ha ha ha!" Merc: That is NOT an evil laugh! Kacee's Naga laugh impersonation is evil! > "C'mon out! Do you want to fight for him or are you a Chicken?" I >clucked like a chicken. "C'mon Chicken Boy, we fight for him. If you win, >you get him, If I win, I get him!" There was no answer. > "You Chicken Boy! Don't wuss out on me!" I said. The echo growled and >two mean eyes appeared in a bush. "You use your Ninetails, I use Lil Pika! >You got that?" I said. Tiger stepped out from the bushes, his head drooped. >"Yes," he said. Ashura: ::as Tiger:: I'm resorting to Pokemon battles? How sucky! > Lil Pika appeared right in front of me. I reached out to hug him, but >Lil Pika strangly fizzed out. "A Hologram! You TRAIDER!" Ashura: ::slapping forehead:: It's TRAITOR! > Tiger lifted his head and grinned evilly, "You knew you couldn't trust >me!" He laughed and snarled. Lil Pika jumped out of a tree and landed on >his feet. Amy: Ow! > "Lil Pika!" I said. > "Chu!" said Lil Pika. Ayeka: Okay, no one say 'bless you'. It's been done too many times! > "What!? How'd he get out?" grumbled Tiger. "Well," he grinned again, >"I guess I'll have to catch him again. Muhahahahaha!" Merc: Okay, the laugh's getting better. > "Think again!" I yelled. "Lil Pika, THUNDER!" > "PIKA!" yelled Lil Pika as a tornado of electricity headed right for >Tiger. Tiger got out of the way. ::All laugh at the stupid attack.:: > "Very nice," said Tiger, still grinning, "but I have a few tricks of >my own." He howled. Lighting flashed. TOM: And the lightbulb blew. >A tornado appeared out of nowhere and headed right for us. Leaves blew into >the air. "Now you know why they call me Tiger of the Wind!" shouted Tiger. >He ran off, cackling and laughing. ::All look at the screen and back at Ashura:: Ashura: Uh, I doubt that's one of his abilities.... > "Let's get out of here!" I yelled to Lil Pika. > "Chu!" he yelled to me. I took Tails who was sleeping (he was not dead) Sonic and Seiyuka: Thank God! >and ran the opposite way the tornado was coming from. I got into camp. >"TORNADO! TORNADO!" I yelled. Sonic walked out of his hut, holding a cup of >coffee, "What?" he said. "THERE'S A TORNADO COMING!" I yelled. Mike: Hey, look! I can see Dorothy's house in the tornado! > Dang, thought Sonic, Just when I was going to have my morning chilli >dog. The tornado came closer and closer. Leaves blew. A tree unrooted and >flew into the tornado, spinning around and around. Sonic: Hey, other me! Why don't you run the opposite direction of the tornado to stop it! > "I'LL GET KNUCKLES!" yelled Sonic over the loud wind. He got Knuckles >and we all went down into an underground basement. Sonic switched on the >light. > I set Tails down. He moaned, "Who did this?" Knuckles turned to Tails >not noticing the gigantic scratches on his body, "Nature probably did." Seiyuka: Oh, sure. The TREES attacked him! > I stood up, "Incorrect." > "Then who did it?" asked Tails. > "Tiger of the Wind," I said. Everyone gasped. "Yes, it was him. Lil >Pika saw him do it." Crow: He did? When? > Tails groaned. He was still a little marked up, but he was in a lot of >pain. Sonic turned to Tails. > "What happened?!" he said, shocked. > "Tiger scratched me. He thought I was sent by Spotty to spy on him." >said Tails, groaning. Amy: Y'know, I'd figured Tiger would be into MAIMING, not scratching. > Sonic looked around, "There must be a First Aid kit around here. Ah! >Here we are!" he said as he took out a little white box with a big, red >cross on it and the bold, blue words "Frist Aid Kit." Mike: It's the OBIVOUS First Aid Kit! > He sat down by Tails and went to work, patching him up. A few minutes >later, Sonic walked back to his seat, with Tails looking like he was just >in the hospital. TOM: Y'mean, wrapped up like a mummy? > "Some cuts I couldn't patch up. He'll need stitches for those, but I >put some 'butterfly' bandages on them so they won't get infected." said >Sonic. Knuckles nursed a cup of coffee. Sonic: ::as Knuckles:: It's okay, cup. It'll be okay! >"Is the tornado still out there?" he asked. Ayeka: No, it's back at the Masaki house, if I'm correct. Sonic: Wrong Tornado, Ayeka. > I checked. "Yep." It started to rain and another tornado spawned. Loud >howling came from the hills. Crow: The hills are alive with the sound of HOWLLLLLLLLLLING! > "What was that?" asked Tails. > "Tiger. He's howling and creating more tornados." I said, closing the >basement door. Tom: ::as sleepy neighbor:: Dammit, keep your damn dog quiet! We're TRYING TO SLEEP! >"It sounded like two howls. The Ninetails must have the same power." Seiyuka: Man, Giovanni doesn't give a flying flip WHAT powers a Pokemon has! > Lil Pika slept in a corner, his chest moving up and down as he >breathed. Merc: NO! I thought it moved left and right as he breathed! > Knuckles took another sip of coffee and set it down. Sonic did the >same. > "What should we do?" asked Tails. "Tomorrow, we go to his lair." I >said. "Tomorrow we do it." Crow: O_O What the.... Ashura: I think we need a break. Let's move out. ::All leave theater:: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Okay, let's get our facts straight about this story." Merc said. "Why? So Tom can blow his top again?" Sara said. "Very funny." Merc said. "Anyway, here's what we got. Gray Wolf captures the heros of Monster Rancher, turning Tiger evil and sending him to a Mobius where POKEMON live!" "That's where everything goes downhill." Ashura said. "There, he meets a Ninetails affected by the "Baddies", and they go off to try and kill the main characters. There, we learn a dog gang has captured Sonic and a Simpsons character. So, the main hero, Tails and Knuckles save them. Soon after, the two wolves attack them." "That night, Tiger attacks Tails, only SCRATCHING him!" Sonic said. "Stupid mistake." TOM said. "Next morning, Tiger and the main character fight. As Tiger begins to lose, he summons more tornados than even the X-Man STORM can make!" Angel said. "If and when the storms end, the heros will go and stop the two once and for all." "In other words, this is a bit too confusing!" Crystallis said. "Eh, don't worry! What's the worse that can happen?!" Crow said. "Crow, you know you just jinxed us." Mike said. Crow slapped his forehead. "Hey, if we can survive something like "Kain's Day Off", we can survive this!" Amy said. "So, what are we waiting for? Let's do this!" Tom said. With that, the group went back to the theater. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- >Chapter 4 Sonic: And the pain continues. > Morning came. Tom: Night had left. >I rubbed my eyes and walked outside. It was a pitiful sight. Leaves were >everywhere, trees were unrooted, and the ground was extremely muddy. The >clouds were still darkened, and all that was left of the hut were a few >bits of wood. Amy: Sonic's hut got reduced to toothpicks! >Today's the day, I thought. Today's the day we go into Tiger's lair. Merc: ::as Spotty:: So we can get maimed! > Lil Pika walked outside and rubbed his eyes. I picked him up. "Well, >good morning!" I said. > "Pikapi!" said Lil Pika. Tails walked out. "Is today the day?" he >asked. I nodded. Lil Pika jumped out of my arms and stared at the hills. Crow: He wanted to roll down them! > "Somewhere over there is where, I believe, his lair is." I said, >pointing to the direction the howling came from last morning. Ashura: It should be "yesterday morning". > Sonic walked out, holding his cup of coffee from last night. He poured >it out and looked around for awhile. Then he went back inside the basement. >We all went back into the basement. Sonic was brewing some new coffee on a >gas-powered stove. Sonic: Why he didn't go after something like soda? >Knuckles was up, sitting there, playing my hand-held Connect Four game, >and sipping some coffee as well. TOM: Why he would even mess with it is beyond us. > "Well, today's the day we go into Tiger's lair," I said. Sonic stood >by the stove, and to my surprise, was patiently waiting for the water to >boil. Sonic: Oh, boy. My first OOC-ness in this story. > Tails put on his gloves and shoes. "I'm scared," he said, combing what >little hair he had. Ayeka: WHAT?! He is covered from head to toe with fur! > "We should be. He might create some more tornados to prevent us from >entering his lair," I said. Angel: Yeah, but this time, you WON'T have a basement to hide in! > Lil Pika tugged at my pants. I looked down, "Yes?" I said. > "Pikachu..." said Lil Pika. I picked him up. > "Okay, what will we do. His place might be drowning in secerity >equipment." ::Everyone starts laughing:: >said Sonic, pouring the hot water into a cup and sturring it with coffee >bean powder. > "Yes. We just have to take our carefull precautions to get past the >enterance and into the main room." I said. Lil Pika was sleeping in my >arms. Crow: He was bored to death by this. > Tails was pouring some milk into a cup, then sipping it, "What if they >see us on their secerity camaras and send out for reinforcements?" he said. > "How can he? He can't even work a phone!" I said. All: BULLSEYE! > Tails giggled. > Lil Pika jumped out of my arms and poured himself some milk into a >little paper cup and sipped it. "Pika Pikachu," he said. > Sonic sat down, reading a newspaper he had stored away from yesterday. > Tails sat down at a folding table with a folding chair that Sonic set >up, and poured himself some Cherrios that Knuckles had gathered for >breakfast last morning before the tornados hit. Ashura: Oh-kay. Now I'm just guessing that whoever wrote this had no idea what Mobius this is. >He poured in some milk and a teaspoon of sugar and then started crunching >away. > Knuckles turned on a small battery-powered TV. The picture was blurry >for a minute, then the news came on. > Special Bulliten: A mysterious wolf creature, going by the name of >Tiger of the Wind, has been ravishing around Knothole Ashura: STOP THE FIC! ::fic stops:: Mike: What's up? ::all of a sudden, Ashura goes into rant mode, listing all the mistakes the author made about Knothole and this Mobius in particular.:: Crystallis: O_O Ashura, are you okay? Ashura: Yeah, I just hate it when people start screwing around with continuity. >and reeking havoc for the fellow villagers. Here to report, is Ron. Ron? > It switched to a fox, in front of a background of ruined houses and >the villagers, scattered around like marbles, looking at the damage. There >was also an ambulance in the background, picking up the almost-dead and >injured villagers. Ashura: I'm sorry, but I'm gonna leave. I'm not ranting throughout the entire deal. Crystallis: Hey! Don't leave me here! ::Ashura and Crystallis leave:: > Thank you Bob, said Ron, After the chain of ten tornados hit last >morning, most of the Knothole villager's homes have been destroyed, as you >see here. Tom: ::as reporter:: It was pretty cool! >Not only that, but it has changed the climate, so we might encounter a >storm that will go on until Friday. Merc: Not bloody likely! >It is reported that this so-called "Tiger of the Wind" is accompanyed by a >Lvl. 73 Ninetails. This Ninetails, also reported, is very deadly and should >be avoided with all precautions. Crow: It has a killer cold. >The reason the phones rang off the hook today is that Tiger and this >Ninetails, this also reported, had brown circles with strange symbols >implanted on their chests. Back to you Bob. Bob? Sonic: ::as Bob:: Well, Ron, that made no sense at all! > It went back to "Bob", Thank you Ron, now for the Sports report... > Knuckles clicked off the TV. "This guy is really bad, Spotty. We >better kill him before he reeks any more havoc." Seiyuka: ::as Knuckles:: With his odor! > "But he might be out now, reeking more havoc," I said. There was a >knock at the basement door. I opened it, "Hello?" I picked up a card that >read: >-Spotty >Meet you at my lair, as so I overheard. I hope you had a good life! Ha ha >ha ha! >-TOTW&N (Tiger of the Wind & Ninetails) Crow: Man, I wish there was a bad guy to comment on how LAME that was! > I slammed the card down on the table. Sonic: ::as Spotty:: UNO! Ashura: ::returning, as Spotty:: SLAPJACK! Crystallis: ::ditto:: ROYAL FLUSH! Mike: ::as Spotty:: GO FISH! >Cherrios bounced from Tails's bowl and the Cherrios box fell over and >spilled Cherrios all over the table. All: ::as Nelson:: HA HA! >"Your right, Knux, we should." I said, "We should do it NOW!" Crow: O_O Merc: NOT LIKE THAT! > "Okay," said Tails. "Let's do it!" said Sonic and Knuckles. "Chu!" >said Lil Pika, who had a milk mustashe. Ayeka: Got milk? >Chapter 5 > It was about midday when we got to Tiger's lair. We ravished through >clearings and did some searching to get there. Amy: ::as narrator:: Knux's treasure hunting skills came in handy. >There it was, Tiger's lair. I didn't hesitate before we entered. > "Hello?" I said, my voice echoing through the wide cavern. It was >black and dark inside. Tails, who was scared stiff, held on to Sonic's hand >while we walked. Sonic: Pssh! Tails doesn't do that anymore. He stopped that after we went through the Mystic Cave Zone! >I flipped on a flashlight and looked around. There were steal doors to the >left. Ayeka: ::as narrator:: Nack had taken them. >I walked to one of them. > "Oh, no you don't!" said a voice. Suddenly, an emence blow to the back >knocked me down. I groaned. I got up and turned around. It was the >Ninetails, who had Tail Whiped me. Ashura: Uh, that's not how Tail Whip is used. >She grinned evilly. Tiger jumped infront of me. > "Ninetails! Get the Pikachu!" Tiger ordered. The Ninetails grabbed Lil >Pika in the blink of an eye. Next thing the gang knew, Lil Pika was gone. >Ninetails zipped back to her place before, her tails wrapped around a >screaming Lil Pika. Lil Pika tried to do his Thundershock attack, but >strangly the Ninetails wasn't harmed. Ashura: Your Pikachu's weaker than the Ninetails. > Tiger grinned, "Be free to explore, Spotty. But I'll be back to get >you!" The Ninetails and Tiger ran away, laughing. > I picked up my flashlight, and brushed myself off with my hand. I >pushed the steel door open. It's hinges creaked and groaned. I waved my >flashlight around. "It's all clear guys. C'mon!" I said. Sonic: ::as Spotty:: Oh, yeah. ::snicker:: It's clear! ::giggle:: > Everyone followed behind me. I waved my flashlight. A Zubat flew over >my head and squeaked. Tails jumped back. Amy: ::as anime Tails:: AAAH! I'M AFRAID OF ZUBATS! > I found another door and opened it. Another cave. This time, two >Zubats flew over my head and squeaked. I looked around. The room was full >of pools of lava! The lava bubbled and blurbed. Crystallis: Lava Reef Zone, Sonic? >A thin brige led us to another door. > "What Pokemon does Tiger raise? Zubats?" I thought out loud. > "Maybe he raises Vulpixes too!" said Sonic. Ashura: I hope that was a sarcastic remark! > "What do you mean?" I asked, turning around to stare at Sonic. > "Look!" he said, pointing to a head in the lava. To my surprise, it >was moving! The Vulpix got out of the water, shook herself off, said >"Vulpix!" and leaped up to a high ledge where two more Vulpixes were >playing. Merc: How cute. ::pretends to gag:: >We walked on, but once we got into the middle of the brige, a Vulpix jumped >in front of us. I kicked the Vulpix in the lava and opened the next door. Seiyuka: Well, that wasn't nice! >Another Zubat. I figured I'd shoot those things on the way out. > I walked on and without knowing that there was a door, I ran right >into one. All: ::as Nelson:: HA HA! >I shook myself off and entered. This room was dark and stars shown brightly >overhead. I flicked on my flashlight. I turned around. Everyone was gone! I >tried to run back through the other doors to the lava pools, but I couldn't >because it was too dark. Ayeka: Smart. Very smart. > "Welcome, Spotty!" said a voice. Suddenly big statium lights switched >on. The whole room lit up. This wasn't a room, this was a statium outside! Angel: Crossover into "Mewtwo Strikes Back" begins now! >Everyone was tied to long wooden boxes. > "All right, Tiger from the LOSERS, gimme back my Pikachu!" I said. > Tiger grinned, "You don't expect me to just give back your pikachu >like," he snapped his fingers, "that, do you?" Mike: ::as Tiger:: How the hell did I do that! I don't have fingers! > "Uh....er.....um..." I said. Crow: ::as Spotty:: How did you do that? > "Thought so," said Tiger. > He lunged out at me, but I ducked just in time. "Now be a nice >doggy," I said, "And don't hurt me!" > Tiger took another leap, "NO!" he said, high in the air. He flew down, >and was about to land on me when Lil Pika thundershocked him. Tom: Man, talk about giving someone a bad hair day! > "Nice work, Lil Pika!" I said. > Lil Pika just smiled, held up two fingers and said, "Pika...Mika.... >mmmmph! Mikamu!...mmmph!" > The Ninetails wrapped a tail around Lil Pika's mouth and tied him up >again. TOM: At least we won't be hearing that Pikachu for awhile. > Lil Pika thundershocked, but nothing happened. > "If I can't use Pika power," I thought outloud. "What am I going to >do?" All: Die. Duh. > "Absoulty nothing," grinned Tiger. Lil Pika gnawed on the ropes, and >broke them. He ran at Tiger and shocked him so much that Tiger was >paralyzed and couldn't move, Sara: Uh, that's the same thing. >electric bolts hovering about him. I untied my friends and whistled. A >plane appeared with a flash of light. We all stepped in it, and sent it >hovering over the stadium. > I launched big Earthshaker Missles. BOOM! BLAM! Mike and the Bots: BOOMSHAKALAKA! Others: Huh? Tom: It's what Oscar wrote whenever he hit something hard. >The stadium was falling apart like a house made out of cards. The earth >shook. Ninetails and Tiger escaped through an opening and ran for cover. > "Oh no you don't," I grinned, firing a missle on a brick wall, sending >bricks in front of the two, blocking their path. > Suddenly KABOOM! The stadium exploded as if it was made of gasoline. All: Ooh, Aah. >Big fireballs flew everywhere. The blast was so strong, it sent us >spiraling backwords. I managed to steady the ship, and turned on the >tirbines. Sonic: It's turbines! >Suddenly, my ship begain to dim, circles of light flying all around. >Suddenly, with a zap, we were back home. All hedgehogs: CHAOS CONTROL! > Lil Pika got out and yawned, "Chaaaaaaa!" he said, pretty tired. > Knuckles wiped some sweat off his brow, "Wow, that was some adventure. >I don't want to go through that again." All: Yeah, right! > "Maybe you will," said a voice, we all turned around. It was Tiger, >his fur charred and madder then ever. The blast must of done something to >his body, because he was glowing, and his eyes were a dark red. He breathed >heavily, muscles bulging from his skin. Seiyuka: ACK! He went Super Saiyan! > Ninetails looked radioactive because she glowed a white so bright, >you'd have to wear sunglasses to keep from being blind. Her eyes were >green, a dark green, instead of red, and instead of nine tails, like a >normal Ninetails, she had eighteen tails, dark blue. Sonic: And I'm guessing the same for her as well. > "Well Spotty, thanks to you, I'm even stronger." said Tiger, smiling, >showing his teeth, having two fangs and the rest of his teeth, which >gleamed, even sharper then before. Ashura: Wow! Venom teeth! > "But how?" I said, puzzled and scared to death. Lil Pika was so >scared, Ayeka: He wet himself. >he was covering his eyes, not just from the gleaming fur of Ninetails, but >of the horrifying state that the two evil-doers were in. Tails grabbed on >to Sonic, who was scared stiff. Knuckles seemed frozen in time. All hedgehogs: TIME STOP! > "H-h-help...." he said, studdering. The Ninetails grinned too, her >teeth a bit duller then Tiger's but still sharp. She, too, had long fangs. > "Well," said Tiger, "When you blew up the brick walls with your so >called 'missiles', it blew up a building, which in turn, carried >radioactive toxins. Merc: SMOOTH MOVE, SPOTTY! >The explosion from the statium also added to this transformation. The >statium's explosion charred the toxin, and it fell on us. > It changed our bodily DNA and now you see us like this, stronger and >madder then ever. So, if you want to battle, we can, but if you don't want >to..." Tiger grinned, "Wrong choice." Amy: They are the weakest link! Goodbye! > Everyone gasped. Lil Pika was scared to death. In fact, it looked like >he was going to die from fright. Crow: That, or piss all over the floor. >Ninetails stared at Lil Pika. He started glowing a light blue and float in >the air. He floated to Ninetails, who wrapped him up in all her tails, so >it looked like he wasn't there at all. TOM: Woah! It has telepathy! > "Well," said Tiger, "Since we took your body guard, what are you going >to do now?" > "This," All: ::start crying:: >I said. "Go, Diglett!" I threw a Poke Ball, and a Diglett popped out. > "Dig? Diglett?" said Diglett, who I nicknamed Digger. "Digger, Dig >these two goons to Heck!" Seiyuka: Don't 'cha mean, HFIL? > "Diglett!" said Digger, and he dug underground. > "Ha," said Tiger, "You really think that cruddy thing can defeat us?" > I nodded, "Yep." I grinned. Suddenly, the earth shook and both >Ninetails and Tiger fell into a large pit hole. Tom: ::as Bugs Bunny:: I knew I shoulda took dat last turn at Albequriky! > Digger popped out and smiled, "Dig!" > I thought, "Oh no! Lil Pika!" Suddenly, on the rim of the pit hole, I >saw two little yellow hands, "Cha..." said Lil Pika, climbing up, a sweat >drop on his forehead. Crow: Why? > "Lil Pika!" I said with joy as I ran to him and hugged him hard. >"Return, Digger!" >Digger went back into the Poke Ball. "Well, looks like Tiger and Ninetails >are taken care of." Mike: Watch what you say... > "Guess again," said a voice. I turned around. No! It couldn't be! It >was Tiger, standing right in front of me, his smile wider, his fangs, >looking sharper. Lil Pika did a Thunderbolt, but Tiger evaded it off. > "Ninetails, take this little pest away!" ordered Tiger. > The Ninetails, taking her new found psyic Ayeka: PSYCHIC! >powers, lifted Lil Pika in the air, wrapping him up in her tails once >again. > "MEGATORPEDO!" yelled Tiger, and a large burst of lightning came from >his horns, so large of a burst that the ground that we stood on exploded, >sending us flying. We fell down close to a tree. Merc: And the group pulls a Team Rocket. > "What is this guy? A Digimon?" I said. "Not quite," said Tiger. "Let's >blow this popicle stand!" Tiger and Ninetails were off in a nanosecond (And >I mean a nanosecond.) Crow: Some teleport! >Chapter 6 Amy: How much longer?! > It was morning when Sonic woke up. He sat at the table, reading a >newspaper, when a headline caught his eye. Sonic: ::as fic self:: Ow! Ow! Ow! Get it out! >Strange Creatures Reaking Havoc > Sonic was confounded. Ashura: Don't cha mean, DUMBFOUNDED?! >He turned on the news, to see if it had anything to say. It did. Sonic took >a sip of coffee. > This just in: A strange creature, wait, actually two strange creatures >ravished around the new built Knothole today, destroying it like it was >yesterday's news. Mike: That's because it was destroyed yesterday. >Here's a video tape that a villager had managed to take during the choas. Sara: It's spelled CHAOS. > It switched to a video of everyone screaming and running away, >buildings all on fire. The two "creatures" looked exactly like Tiger of the >Wind and Ninetails. Amy: That's because it was! >The video zoomed in. It was Tiger and Ninetails! Amy: See? > "MEGATORPEDO!" Tiger had yelled, blasting everything to bits. Sonic >spit out his coffee, spraying it everywhere. Merc: And fizzing out the TV. > "Holy Moley!" said Sonic, shocked. He ran to the bedroom. "Spotty! >Spotty! Wake up! Tiger and Ninetails are destroying everything again!" > I woke up. "What?" I said sleepily. TOM: ::as Spotty:: Sleepily. > "Ninetails and Tiger are destroying everything again!" Sonic repeated. > My eyes popped open in an instant, "WHAT? Wake up everyone! We have an >enemy to find and a pikachu to save!" Seiyuka: Oh, boy. Here we go as the SI overpowers everyone and wins the day. Ashura: Hey, something just occured to me? Merc: And that is? Ashura: Where's Genki, Holly and the others? ::everyone shrug their shoulders:: > Sonic and I woke up everyone, told them the news, and the newly built >hut was live with action. Everyone zipping here and there, getting clothes >on, getting breakfast, taking showers. I hopped out of the bathroom, trying >to put on a sock. Sonic: Unforunantly, he forgot the rest of his clothes. > "Hurry up, everyone!" I said. Soon we were all ready, but we were >going too fast, so Tails put one of his shoes on the wrong foot, and I put >my shirt on backwards. Mike: Was that supposed to be a bit of humor? Crow: If it was, it didn't work. >After we got those delemmas fixed up, we headed out on foot to Tiger's >cave. > It came to me that Tiger's lair was blocked by two empty cans of >radioactive toxins. "He's probably using the toxin to become even >stronger," I thought out loud. All: NO DUH! >I pushed the cans aside and proceeded inside, taking a bangaged flashlight Ashura: What's a "bangaged flashlight" and where can I download it? >with me. Overcome with fright, being battled by bravery, I walked on. > I shown my flashlight over another can of toxins, for which it was >full but not opened. I could hear a moan and a loud sound of "Pika!" We >walked on. > "Nice to see you, Spotty. I'm glad you could make it. Now be prepared >to die!" said a voice. I turned around. It was Tiger! His eyes were flaming >with anger and rage. The rest of his body was flaming, like he was on fire. ::Ayeka pulls out a fire extinguisher:: >Ninetails appeared, having thirdy-six tails instead of eighteen and you >would expect her to have twenty-seven tails instead. Ashura: Really? > "Oh no!" I said, grinning, trying to hide my fear. "It's >Megascarymonstermon! And his companion, Megatailedfoxpokemon!" Merc: Whatever you do, DON'T bring the Digimon into this! > Tiger's eyes flamed up, the flames on his fur growing taller, and he >growled, his eyes glowing a bright red. > "Hey! Don't give me your hot temper!" I said. Tiger grinned. He >smelled the air and senced my fear. Crystallis: And his body odor. ::waves her hand over her nose:: Whew! >He scenced everyone else's fear. Bravery lost and Fright took control, and >I wanted to run, but Bravery didn't have the last straw. It got up and >jabbed Fright in the guts, knocking it out, taking full control, so I >didn't want to run away, I wanted to fight. > I wanted to Kill. > To kill Tiger. > To get this world back to normal. > To get Lil Pika. Sonic: ::as narrator:: Unfortunantly, Sonic and the others had already beaten the snot outta the two. > I took a stick and tied a sharp rock onto it, "You wanna fight? I'll >give you a fight!" Ayeka: ::as Spotty:: I'll fight you like a caveman! > Tiger grinned. "FIRETORPEDO!" he yelled, and bursts of flames flew >from his horns. It burst my javlen up into flames. I dropped it, grabbing >my hand, small, bleeding burns covering my palm and pawpads. The rest of >the gang were too scared. Except Sonic. He wasn't a chicken. Sonic: Damn straight! >He zoomed right into Tiger, making him fly up in the air, and to land on >his back, flames flying everywhere. Ninetails (or Thirdy-sixtails) ran off >to take care of Lil Pika. Ashura: WHAT?! No spin attack? No Super-Peel Out attack?! > "Those are some powerful flames he's got there!" said Sonic, asounded. Tom: ASTOUNDED! > I wasn't asounded. I was in pain. A strong feeling inside me said >"Hey, let's blow this popicle stand and grab the Pikachu!" > No way was I going to give up, I thought. This guy is not having the >last stand. Merc: ::grabbing his head:: Oh, boy. When does this end? >Just before I knew it, Tiger was gone. Off to take care of my Pikachu, no >doubt. "No doubt" ment "To turn Lil Pika into a freak" to me. Although I >didn't know it, the two freakiods were drinking and showering in the >radioactive goop that morphed them into the nitwits that they were in the >first place. Amy: They're gonna look like nightlights if they don't stop getting into that stuff. > I headed to the first door and walked through, leaving the gang to >help themselves, for I didn't have time to wait for them. Seiyuka: And another part of the SI syndrome takes shape. >As I expected, a Zubat flew over my head. I wish I had a gun to blast those >things, I thought. Taking the same path I had took before, I headed to the >disaster in the open, thinking that they'd be there. They weren't. Angel: They had had enough of the fic and left. > Even though the radiactive freaks weren't there, I decided to look >around, maybe find a secret door. > All that remained of the stadium were blue peices lying on the ground, >some sticking out of the ground. They were combined with charred bricks, >scattered everywere. In the corner to the left, a partly demonished >building remained, and I could spy the cans of the toxin with the >radioactive symbol printed on them. Sonic: Well, looks like this Eggman left them there. Ashura: And another thing, where is HE? >Soon I found what I was looking for. I opened it, and it gave a squeak from >it's unoiled hinges, which echoed down into the catacombs below. I took my >partly beaten-up flashlight and shined it down the cavern. ::All start hissing like vampires:: > It was like a cave. Huge drops of water dripped from the stalagmites >and on to the stalagtites, making an echoing plop. The stalagtites were >spaced out, forming a pathway leading downward. I walked inside. As I got >farther down, it got darker, making it harder for my flashlight to bring >enough light to show the way. Stairs formed in the light from my flashlight >and I could spot charred marks on the catacomb walls. TOM: Uh-oh. I don't like that. >I opened a small door and entered a lighted room. > As you might not of expected, this wasn't where the radioactive >maniacs were holding Lil Pika hostage. This room was loaded with cans of >the radioactive glop. Half were empty. Seiyuka: Eggman's storage room, I see. > Tiger must be getting stronger, I thought. And Ninetails must be >growing more tails. I pushed this thought aside and headed west, opening >another door, finding out that it was another passage way. I scenced I was >getting closer, because I Ayeka: ::as narrator:: Had a Spider Sense. >could hear Lil Pika's voice. My flashlight was nearly knocked out, it's >batteries going dead. > The hairs on my neck rose as I slowly turned the knob. Unsurprisingly, >it was locked. Typical villian, I thought. They usually lock the the door >to the room where the hostage is being held so the good guy can't destroy >the villian's plans. Merc: I thought they left it unlocked and had the bad guys' army surround the door. >I took a paper clip and worked at the lock, unlocking it with a click. Angel: Spotty IS James Bond! >I walked inside. There was Lil Pika, but the other two goons were no where >to be seen. I untied him. As I was getting ready to leave, Tiger jumped in front of me, his >muscles larger and his eyes flaming with the most anger and rage you ever >saw. Tiger must of turned into some megaweirdo because he was now even >powerful. Spines were on his back. He gave the louded growl you ever heard. Merc: Yikes! It's Majin Tiger! > "Eep! It's a Tigersauras!" > Ninetails jumped in back of Tiger, having seventy-two tails instead of >thirdy-six. She wrapped her tails - all of them - around Lil Pika. >"I'll take that, thank you!" she said. They ran off. Crow: Hey! Aren't you going to fry Spotty?! > I was really steamed. There must be some way to get Lil Pika. I went >through another door. This one lead to deeper catacombs, except there was >no path. I walked down, knowing I would be blinded without my flashlight. > After crashing into walls about three times, I entered another door. >This was a very large room, half filled with radioactive goo. All: EW! >The other half was totally empty. I desided to stay here for the while. I >checked my watch, which blinked the numbers "10:32 PM." > I yawned and fell asleep. Sonic: They were in the cave THAT LONG?! >Chapter 7 > It was very dark in that room, so I was unable to tell the time of >day without my watch. I slept soundly on the ground, when a loud crash >broke into my silent slumber. ::Seiyuka drops a glass cup:: Seiyuka: Oops! > "Shhh...Quiet, Agumon," said a voice. > "Sorry, Tai," said another one. ::Everyone turns to Merc:: Ashura: We're gonna kill you for this. Merc: No, kill CROW! He's the one who jinxed us! > I sat up. Oh great, not the digi-dimwits again, I thought. I can't >battle them though. I don't have my Pikachu. Better silent then safe. I >wonder how they got here? Ashura: Either a plot hole or those D-3s. Seiyuka: A plot hole. I'm gonna guess that this Tai is season one. > It was silent once again, so I desided to go back to sleep. Suddenly, >a flash of light nearly blinded my eyes and they closed tighter. > "Go away, Tai. I don't need you or your smelly Digimon. My Pikachu is >in danger, and I don't need you two bozos messing up my plans." Crow: Hey, Spotty! They're the GOOD GUYS also! > "Craby," said Agumon. Crystallis: Kingler. > Tai shruged, "Okay," he said and walked away, invisible in the >darkness ahead. If Tai and Agumon are here, maybe the other seven are here >too. Seiyuka: I was right, it's the season one Digidestend! > "Pinheads..." I murmured. > "Ooph!" said Agumon, bumping into a toxic can. "I need night vision!" > "Maybe you need to eat more carrots!" laughed Tai. Ayeka: Yeah, you should see Ryo-ohki! > I got up and hit my flashlight a few times, having it produce a dim >light that was just about enough to show my way. > Suddenly, BAM! I ran into someone and triped. > "Ow!" said a voice. > "TK, are you alright?" said another voice. > Something flapped about me and I could spot a horn in front of my >face. I scooted up to the wall. Merc: SI Boy? Scared? > "Who are you?!" I ordered. Angel: A large order of fries. > "Patamon, TK, Matt and Gabumon." > "Oh. What brings your friggin' hide over to this place? Don't you four >know this is a danger zone? Agumon just rammed into a can of toxic goop, I >nearly was blinded, and I nearly was killed. My Pikachu's gone, and some >freak show just decided to grab the goods and leave. If you saw the news >reports on the Knothole TV, you'd understand what I'm talking about." > A flashlight shone on my face. "You mean we're not in the Digiworld >anymore?" asked Matt. Sonic: Seiyuka, remind me to check you for clarvoyance. Seiyuka: Why? Sonic: You got both of your guesses right! > "NO! You just stepped into the Twilight Zone, pal," I said. > TK giggled. "It's no joke, TK. This guy just ate some glop and now >he's got my friends captive. His assistant is a mutant Pokemon. Ninetails, >if you will." > Gabumon looked at Matt, "This seems bad," he said. Tom: ::as Gabumon:: What's a Pokemon? > "Of course it's bad! And I was just heading on my way out of here. Did >you spot the spilt cans of goop? I blasted him with missles, and look what >I've done! I've created a mutant wolf-monster thingy! Crow: ::as Spotty:: And it was pretty cool! >And the last thing I want is you digi-goons to leave!" > "So it's not a black gear..." said Patamon. > "Correct, you are. Yep Yep. Besides, I can find my way perfectly with >my..." I spoke too late. My flashlight flashed out for good. >"...flashlight," I sighed. > Suddenly, there was a loud shout of "Pikachu! Pikachu, where are you?" Sonic: Oh, no! No! Please! NOT HIM! > Ash Ketchum All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! >ran through, "Pikachu! Pika--Oof!" and rammed into Matt. "Whoa!" said Matt >and they both toppled over. Gabumon said, "Matt, are you okay?" > Matt got up and rubbed his head, "I think. You better watch where your >going, pal!" > "How can I in the dark!?" argued Ash. "You better watch where your >going!" Merc: Ash Ketchum. "Master" of come backs. > "Aright guys, break it up! Break it up!" I said. "Ash is a friend of >mine, who seems to have lost his Pikachu too. Now, it's time for us to look >for the rest of the gang. I ran into Tai. Ash, is Misty or Tracy here?" > "Yeah, They're here, but all my and all their pokemon are gone!" Angel: At last, Team Rocket did something good. > "Even Pikachu?!" I asked, shocked. > Ash nodded. > "What's a Pikachu?" asked Patamon. Tom: AT LAST! Someone who DOESN'T know what's a Pokemon! > "I'll tell you later. C'mon. Matt, TK, you guys look for the rest of >the gang. Me and Ash will have to look for Misty and Tracy. Looks like we >have to join forces to defeat this guy." Crow: ::as Spotty:: But, I won't need you as I will win the day WITHOUT you! > "You got it," said Matt. They ran off. > "Now Ash, where is Misty and Tracy?" > Ash shrugged. "I don't know. I just lost my Pikachu, then they >disappeared!" > "Hmm.... They could be... C'mon." I walked back to the toxic storage >room. Surprisingly, the Digidestioned Merc: The Digidesioned?! I thought it was Digidestined? >were there, wondering what to do. That was quick, I thought. I walked to my >backpack, and took out a Poke Ball. > "This is my Butterfree. It's our backup plan." TOM: ::as Spotty:: It's also our lunch. > "I still have my Charmander," said Ash. ::Ashura starts bashing his head with a chair.:: Sonic: Lemme guess, ANOTHER author screwup? Ashura: Oh, yeah. Because Ash has a CHARIZARD! NOT A CHARMANDER! >"I left it with Prof. Oak so it wouldn't get stolen." > "Good idea. My flashlight is dead, so it will be good for lighting up >our way." > "Who was that?" asked one from the Digidestioned. Amy: Which one? Joe? Mimi? Sora? Kari? > Matt turned, "Just some kid and one of his friends named Ash. They are >going to help us beat this bad digimon." > I peeked over the cans, Crow: That's a bad time to use the bathroom. >"He's not a digimon!" I retorted. > Everyone gasped, "He's a dog!" > I blinked. Oops! I forgot to change out of this thing! No time for >that now. Sonic: Huh?! > "I'll explain later. This 'digimon' of yours is a monster," I >continued, "That's the best way to explain it. The goop you see before you >is what turned him into sort of like a Mega-super digimon." Angel: No, more like freak of nature. > I walked to the Digidestioned. "I'll need your help to defeat this >guy." > Ash was behind me. > "Let me explain a bit more. Me, and my friends ran into this >monster---" > A black gear flew over our heads with a fast whoosh. Crystallis: Dammit, Spacely! Stop promoting your sprockets! >"Just as I thought. Follow that gear!" > We all followed the gear, which sliced through a wall with a buzz. >Patamon flew up to the little cut that the gear made and gasped. > "It's a hord of monsters!" he said. "And a black gear just went into >one of them. A zigzag tailed yellow thing of some sort." > "Pikachu!" yelped Ash. All: HAHA! > "Wait, wait, hold it. Is it wearing a hat?" I asked. > "Um..." said Patamon, "There's something red on his head." > "Lil Pika!" I yelped. All: ::as Nelson:: HA HA! >"We have to find a way to open this wall!" > Ash called out Charmander (he got his Charmander back with his >Pokedex), and I called out Butterfree and we all combined our attacks to >break the wall to ashes. We stepped through, but a door zoomed down and >blocked the entrance. Mike: Woah! Someone doesn't want someone to come in! > "No no no!" said a megaphone voice. "Your not coming and interrupting >my plans!" > "Guess again!" We blasted through this door and stepped into a stadium >larger then the one before. TOM: Not another one! Sonic: And once again, we wonder where Tiger's EX friends are. > We looked around, none of the guys noticing us. All of them had black >gears in their backs. Even Tracy and Misty! Ashura: o_O I don't think that's how they work! > "We're outnumbered!" I said, stunned at all that had gone wrong. Ash >ran out to get Pikachu. > "Hey, buddy!" said Ash. Pikachu slowly turned around, a red glow in his eyes. His chin and >lips were up, and he didn't look like he would approve of this greeting. He >looked at Ash, yelled "Pika!", and gave a burst of electricity that sent >Ash flying backwards. Tom: I see he has had enough of Mr. Stupidity! > He landed on his back, his eyes closed, his teeth gritted, getting up >slowly to rub his head. "Pikachu, don't you recodnize me?" asked Ash. Seiyuka: That's because he doesn't "reconize" you! > He walked back to Pikachu, but was thrust backwards again by another >burst of electricity. Pikachu turned around and listened to what Ninetails >and Tiger had to say. > Ash walked back to us. > "Tough case," said Tai. > Tears streamed down Ash's face, "Pikachu..." he said slowly. >"I want Pikachu!" yelled Ash. Ayeka: ::as whiny Ash:: I want my Pikachu! I want him now! > Tiger's head turned to the left, "Huh? What was that?!" > Everyone covered Ash's mouth, "Shhh!" Angel: Stupid! > "Looks like their working aganist us," I said. I snapped. "I've got >it! Stay here!" > I ran out into the open, "Hey! Losers, yeah! The ones with the ugly >black dirt on your backs! Come and get me!" > "I think he's gone out of his mind," said Matt. Sonic: No duh! > Tiger looked up. "Hey, Loser blown away by The Wind! All: ::start laughing:: Merc: I don't know why, but, I think it's funny! >Get your moron friends to get me! They couldn't even kick a rusty can! >Hahahaha!" I said, laughing. > All I have to do, is have me get their attention, and use Butterfree >to get them. Here goes nothing! > As scared as I was, I kept taunting, "Come and get me, you ugly >excuses for villains!" Ayeka: Ouch! I'm sure that'll get any evil person's blood boiling. > Tiger snarled at these comments, a few of which destroyed his >reputation. "Get him!" he ordered the group of mean looking evil-doers. The >group turned to me, a red glow flashing in their eyes. They thrust forward, >and with dust flying up, the group stampeded for me. Amy: CHARGE! > "Nice try, Loser in the Wind!" I yelled. I took out my Poke Ball. I >hope this works. > "Look out!" yelled Ash. > I turned. The herd of the black-gear infected souls got closer by the >minute. "Go Butterfree!" I called out, thrusting my Poke Ball in the air. >It opened, flashing out a red light, which turned into Butterfree. > "Butterfree, Stun Spore!" I commanded, and Butterfree flew over the >herd, spreading a dust that made the herd freeze in midair. ::Everyone starts sneezing:: >"Now! Psybeam!" Butterfree turned to the cluster of motionless popcicles, >and with a blast of light, destroyed all of the black gears. Mike: WOAH! That's one powerful attack! > But, to my surprise, more appeared, and zipped back into the >uninfected. Even Butterfree got it! He turned to me, propeling his wings >into a blur, blasting a gust of wind across the large area. The Whirlwind >attack. Ashura: Okay, I MUST know where the HECK he's getting all these gears! If my memory serves me right, I thought only Devimon had them. > "You fool!" said Tiger. "You do not know that you cannot vanquish me? >Ha! Don't even attempt at anything else. I'm undefeated, once again!" He >broke into that evil laughter that made me want to crack his neck into >little bits. Merc: Looks like Spotty wants to act like most of the major DBZ villians. >The motionless popcicles turned into flurrying cars on a highway, ::All start making car sounds:: >speeding toward me like a bunch of stampeding bulls. > I just stood there, not moving a muscle. My face turned white, staring >at the figures heading toward me. Crow: Reminds me of a deer in front of a truck. >Knuckles and the others were in the front, Amy: There's that echinda! Now, where's Sonic and Tails? >with Pikachu, and Lil Pika in the back, with all the other Pokemon and >Misty and Tracy. > A blast of blue, dark light, hovered over me and floated in front. A >huge blast of light, and kaboom! The herd was knocked back, the gears >flying in the air, bursting into bits. A big pink bubble sturrouded the >herd, and Mew came into appearance. Ashura: Woah! A COOL Pokemon! > "Mew, Mew!" he said. My friend, Chris, appeared by Mew. > "Leave my friend alone, you big bully!" said Chris. > "Ho ho ho!" said Tiger, grinning. "I'm so scared! Get away, shorty, >your messing up my plan to domanate the planet! Hahahahaha!" Sonic: Y'know, that's what Eggman said when we first fought in the Green Hill Zone. Then, I handed him his fat rear! > "Yeah, fatso, get yo ugly be-hind away from this planet! No one will >worship someone with a smelly attitude!" > Tiger snareled, "But they will, once I use the black gears!" More >gears came, but once touching the bubble, they bounced back and were >destroyed. > "What?! Impossible!" said Tiger. "How could that dumb bubble destroy >the gear of evil?!" Mike: Must be pretty rusty gears. > "Just proves that you can't under estimate the power of a Pokemon!" I >said. > "Yeah!" said Chris. He turned to me, "Did a Jigglypup get affected?" > "That's Jigglypuff, and no, he didn't." I said. > Chris turned to Mew, "Psyhic attack!" Crow: "Psyhic"?! >Mew turned to Tiger, and using telepathic waves, sent him to sleep. > But it didn't work. Tiger was back on his feet. "Nine try," he >cackled. The Digidestioned and Ash stood in bewilderment. The large pink >bubble popped, and Mew, with the rest of the group were re-infected with >Black Gears. Merc: Damn! Looks like the one time where the GOOD GUYS end up losing! > Mew turned to us, and pointed to me and Chris. "What do we do now?" >asked Chris. > "I've got it!" I yelled, "Guys! Don't just stand there like unriped >zuccuini! Get your butts over here and help me!" > The Digidestioned scratched their heads, looked up, down, left, right, >and said things like "Um....." and "Er....." and "I don't think so....." >and "No." TOM: And these are the kids who handed Devimon, Myotismon, and so many other evil Digimon their butts?! > "NOW!" I yelled. > "Okay, Okay," said Tai. > Tai and the others came, and their digimon digivolved. The black gears >were destroyed. Mike: Just like that?! > But something went wrong. Just as the gears were destroyed, their >matter was soaked into the clouds and they became dark. Seiyuka: If he mentions anything about Shenron, I'm leaving! > "Ha! Prepare to see the evil side of me!" said Tiger. > "I thought he was already evil," said Joe. > He let out a loud roar, his head flying back. Ten, twenty, thirty >black gears entered Tiger, and he roared with the pain. Amy: Jesus! I see he's pulling out ALL the stops! > A fireball engulfed Tiger, ::Merc and Seiyuka start yelling, the ki aura surrounding them:: >and a clear bubble formed around him. He flashed through his many forms: >Fire, Dinosaur, Mega...And now, he was immense, Mega, stronger then the >strongest Digimon or Pokemon. This was not a good sign. Sonic: Alright, Fanboy Hedgehog. Who are the strongest Digimon and Pokemon? Ashura: Pokemon, it's Mewtwo. Digimon, I'm gonna guess it's Omnimon. > "Great! Now we're fighting a similar guy like VenoMyotismon!" said >Matt. TOM: I thought they fought VENOMMYOTISMON, not VenoMyotismon. > We were toast. Burnt toast. All: Yum! >Chapter 8 > Kari, TK and Chris were all scared. > Tiger, This....guy....was not huge and tall like VenoMyotismon, but he >could stand upright like a normal human could. He looked more like >WereGarumon then VenoMyotismon. Ashura: My thoughts exactly! > Tiger floated in mid-air. "Ha! Now I can destroy things like never >before!" His eyes flashed a blue, and all the poor souls got up, a sharp >red glow in their eyes. Merc: Use Clear Eyes. It gets the red out. ::Angel smacks him upside the head:: Angel: BAD PUN! > "Mind Control," I said. > Tiger was like a Mewtwo, ordering his clones to attack. The Digimon >turned onto their owners. > Tai was getting Pepper Breathed, Joe was getting peltered with fish, >TK and Kari ran around screaming because their Digimon digivovled and >started to attack them, Crystallis: O_O I would run like the dickens if I had Angemon and Angewomon attacking me, too! Merc: I wanna kill them so badly. >Matt was getting blasted with some of Gabumon's blue breath, Mimi was >getting wrapped up with "Posion Ivy," and Sora was getting "Spiral >Twisters" in the back. Sonic: Ow! > "The work of the Devil," I repeated. > Tiger's paw was waved, "Ha ha ha, This is great...All right, Lil Pika, >get him." Tiger pointed to me, and the little Pikachu walked to me. > "Pika CHU!" said Lil Pika, and a large burst of electricty thrust me >back, and smacked me right into the wall. I almost fell uncontious. Tom: Uh, what's "uncontious"? > "Butterfree, join in the fight," Tiger said with a wave of his hand. >Butterfree, joining Lil Pika, started attacking me. In a while, Tiger said >silently, "Seize Fire." Just then, all the Digimon and Pokemon stood still, >frozen in time. All hedgehogs: TIME STOP! > Everyone got up and rubbed their heads. "Oooh..." and "Ow...." were >heard among them. > "Now," said Tiger, with an evil smile on his face, "Which one of you >humans should I put under my control?" He thought for a moment and then >waved his hand, ::All wave at Tiger:: >and Matt started floating up in the air. "Matt, how about you?" said Tiger, >and with two waves of his hand, Matt's eyes turned bright red, flaming with >Tiger's rage. Crow: ::as Matt:: AAAH! IT HURTS! HIS RAGE HURTS! > "Gabumon, why don't you join him," said Tiger, and Gabumon's eyes now >resembled Matt's, flaming with rage. Tiger waved his hand again, and all of >the souls that were infected dissappeared. > "Now, Matt, show your friends what you think of them," said Tiger. > "Yes....master...." said Matt, turning to us. Amy: ::as Matt:: Up....yours....Tai.... > "Matt's out of his mind!" said Tai. > "No....Tai, you....are...very wrong," said Matt. He took out his >digi-vice, "Digivolve....to...the...max..level, Gabumon." Ashura: It's called WARP DIGIVOLVING! > By the time I looked up, Tiger was gone. My Pikachu was gone, along >with Butterfree. Ash was standing there, by the statium wall, watching us >all. Ayeka: ::as Ash:: Have fun dying! > When I looked at him, he smiled evily. "I would love to see you all >die," he said. Ash had the same rage in his eyes as Matt and Gabumon had in >their eyes. > MetalGaurumon stood by Matt. "Attack..." ordered Matt calmly. > "Wait! We're not armed! This is not fair!" said Tai, holding up his >hand. > "Life....isn't always.....fair...Tai," said Matt. All: DARN TOOTIN'! > "Whoo boy, we're all going to die," said Joe. He then added a silent >"Help!" Mike: Same ol' Joe. > "I don't want to die!" yelped Mimi. > TK started to cry. All girls: Aww. >"I want my brother back...and Patamon!" he said. > Matt turned to TK, "You...want....your brother?" he said, then his >voice turned sturn and strict, and with a sharp grin on his face, Matt >said, "Well, here he comes! Bwa ha ha ha ha!" All: O_O > Matt's hands glown a bright blue, and he thrust a big fireball with >all his might at TK. "YAH!" shouted Matt. "No!" I yelled, as I tackled TK, >pushing TK down, making the fireball vere off course and blast a hole in >the wall. > "A hole! Let's escape!" said Tai and they ran outside, but a strong >steal gate closed down before anyone got out. Ash held his hand onto the >switch that pulled the gate down, and grinned. Crow: Yeesh. Bloodthirsty little bunch, aren't they? > "No way are you getting out, fools!" said Ash. > "This place is whacked! We have to get out of here!" I said. "It's >impossible to beat these chowerheads!" > I was scared, so was Chris, Kari and TK. "Wait!" I said, as I turned >to Ash. I thrust my whole body into him, grabbing his Poke Ball. "Ha! Got >your Poke Ball, Ash!" I said. Merc: Uh, that never works. Always grab the nose. > Ash punched me and took the Poke Ball, "Leave it alone, you loser!" > I fell down, rubbing my head, "Well, that didn't work. What else is?" > MetalGarurmon went for Chris. "Don't.....worry....Chris, he's a.... >nice...doggy," lyed Matt. Sonic: Sure, and Metal Sonic is my long lost brother. > "Chris!" I shouted, "Don't listen to him! He's a mean doggy! Run! >He'll crush you into a pancake!" > "Don't listen to him," said MetalGarurmon in his deep voice, "I'm a >good dog. Trust me," he said with a fake smile. > Chris turned to me, and MetalGarurmon fired a beam of blue light at >Chris, causing him to fly in the air, and land with great force. All: WHEEEEE! > Chris's arm was broken, and his head was bleeding severly. Blood was >on his lips. He couldn't get up. > Angerly, looking at my friend in poor condition, I lunged myself at >Matt. He pushed me off, and I kicked him in the stomach, whacked him on the >head, and knocked him down with one blow. I put my foot on Matt's stomach. >"Okay, Tiger, if your listening, this isn't funny anymore. Get your evil >ways snuffed out, and lets call it a truse!" > "Never..." said Matt, Amy: ::as Matt:: I prefer a truce. >as he got up, and fired a fireball of blue light at me, which sent me back, >smacking me into the wall so hard that I fell uncontious. > Matt turned to everyone, "Now...I....will be....free to...destroy... >you all." > "And I will love to watch him kill you all," said Ash. > I got up, rubbed my head, and stared at everyone scared and the three >that had accepted to accept part of Tiger's soul. I just remembered! >Tim McDal! He can help me! I thought. I clicked on my unbreakable watch, >"Tim! TIM! I need your help!" Seiyuka: ::as Tim:: Get lost, ya bum! > "What is it?" said Tim. > "Tiger, do you know him? He has turned some of my friends bad, and I >can't do anything. You've got to help me!" Angel: ::as Tim:: Then, you're screwed! > "I'll do what I can. I'm on my way..." > "Wait! These guys are very bad! You can't defeat them alone!" > "Well," Tim sighed, "In that case, I can't do anything. I'm a one-dog >team. I'm sorry. But I do have some advice that will help. Take this," said >Tim, as a bat-merang appeared by my side. Ashura: ::gazing at the spelling:: Okay, now I'm mad! NO ONE INSULTS ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMIC HEROS _OR_ THEIR WEAPONS BY MISSPELLING IT! > "What's this for?" I asked. > "Remember that Batman Beyond show where that psyhic kid's powers were >destroyed by Terry?" > I nodded. ::all turn to Ashura:: Ashura: Never saw it. > "Well, this might do the trick. If it doesn't, I don't know what you >can do. Good Luck. Tim McDal out!" > The watch clicked off. I got up, "Hey! Psyhic bastards! C'mon and get >me!" I called out. > Matt turned to me, "How....dare you.....call....me...a....bastard..." >he toned. > "C'mon, a little closer.....And NOW!" I yelled, as I chucked the >bat-merang at Matt, like a Poke Ball. "Gooooo!" I said. > The bat-merang clinked off Matt and a gust of wind blew up. Matt fell >to the ground, as the surrounding earth flew up in a whirlwind, which blew >away intencivly twoard Ash. The wind got stronger, and knocked Ash down. >The wind soaked into the clouds. TOM: Some pretty weird weather patterns! >Chapter 9 Sonic: LAST ONE GUYS! Others: WHOO-HOO! > Matt and Ash got up, dizzy from their wild spinning whirlwind that >took their evil spirits. > TK ran to Matt, "Matt! Matt? Are you okay?" > Matt got up and rubbed his head, "Uh... I think so..." > A burst of lightning, and Tiger appeared. Merc: Entrance copyrighted by Raiden. >"Well," he said, "Even though I don't have control of Matt and Ash, I still >have control of MetalGarurmon! Bwa ha ha ha ha!" Amy: And that's bad because? > From out of nowhere, a burst of light came and knocked Tiger down. >Lil Pika ran and leaped into my arms, for he was the one who knocked Tiger >down. I hugged him tightly. Crow: And here's where the SI beats the bad guy! Sonic: I just realized something. WHERE THE HELL IS ME, TAILS, AND KNUCKLES? > "Lil Pika! Oh, I'm so glad you're safe!" I said, tears streaming down >my face. > All of the black gears exited Tiger's body, and in a burst of light, >Tiger's body decinagrated, being blast back to the Monster Rancher world. All: OW! Crow: See? I told you! >Ninetails appeared by my side. > "I helped your pikachu and everyone else out," she said. > I hugged Ninetails tightly, "Thank you. Thank you very much." Ayeka: FOR NOTHING! >The End Mike: Is that it? Metal: ::over PA:: Nope! You got the epilouge to go! All: NO!