Mystery Anime Theater 2001 - Season 2 Episode 4 - The Only Evil Tiger By Ashura Hedgehog ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sonic, Amy, Robotnik, and Metal Sonic are owned by Sonic Team and SEGA Ayeka and Yugi are owned by AIC and Pioneer Dr. Gero is owned by Akira Toriyama and Funimation All MST3K characters are owned by Best Brains Inc. TOM and the Absolution are owned by Cartoon Network Ashura, Crystallis, and Seiyuka are owned by ME MercStar, Sara, and Angel are owned by MercStar The Only Evil Tiger was written by Poke Leader, and he doesn't care! He ASKED me to MiST this sucker to high heaven! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The stars. Aren't they pretty, Amy?" Crystallis asked her old friend. "Yeah." Amy said, sighing afterwards. "I miss relaxing on a grassy hill back at the Green Hill Zone, looking up at them and dreaming of the day both me and Sonic'll be looking at them together, not as friends, but....oh, you know!" "Yeah, I know." Crystallis said. "I hope that me and Ashura'll be able to do that once our torture is over." She looked down and crossed her arms over her chest. "I miss living on solid ground." "I know how you feel." Amy said. At this point, Sonic had walked in, a little bruised up, and saw the two standing there. "Hey, girls. What's with the long faces?" he asked. "Oh, just a bit homesick." Amy said, smiling at her friend. Sonic just nodded in understanding. "Wanna watch the stars with us?" "Sorry, I gotta get some ice." Sonic said. "Training with Merc is a bad idea." He went off towards a refridgerator and grabbed and ice tray and placed it on his head. At that point, both Seiyuka, Merc, Ashura and Sara tumbled into the same room. All of them looked like they went through hell. "Ow. What happened to you guys?" Crystallis asked them. "Never allow Merc and Seiyuka go into a ki attack contest when there are those who can't use them." Ashura said. He was wearing the Wing Gundam armor they found in the "Box of Miscellanous Stuff". Just at the mentioning at that had gotten Seiyuka mad. She quickly stood up and stomped off towards a chair and sat down. "Yeesh, someone's in a pouty mood." Amy said. "No, it's just that I've just been proven that I am a pathetic being!" Seiyuka said. Ashura got out of his armor and walked over to his friend. "Oh, come on. You can do better next time." Ashura said. "::sigh:: I wish I could...." she said. "I've went at it against him ever since we came on the Satellite of Eggs and he has beaten me every time!" She buried her face in her hands. "I want this to end." "I know how you feel." Ashura said, hopping on the chair arm. "Wanna stay out of the next fic?" She shook her head. "You sure?" She looked up and then looked at Ashura. "Y'know if any of us stay out, it's a sign of weakening." Seiyuka said "So why bother?" Ashura smiled at her friend. "Oh, and thanks for the cheering up!" She hugged the hedgehog before getting up. This got Crystallis a bit peeved. "Falling for another girl, I see?" Crystallis said, walking over to Ashura. "WHAT?! No! Me and 'Yuka have been pals since I've been around!" Ashura said. "She treats me like a brother!" "Oh. My bad!" she said, turning red upon learning that. All of a sudden, the room began flashing red. "Damn. They found us." Sara said. "Let's find out what they want." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- At the bridge of the Absolution, Mike and the three bots, Crow, Tom and TOM II were waiting for the others. "About time you guys got here!" Crow said as the others arrived. "Let's see what Leigon of Gloom want." Merc said. With that, TOM activated the com-link. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- At the Egg Carrier, Metal Sonic and Dr. Gero were on the bridge. "Well, well. I see that we've finally caught up with you." Dr. Gero said. "Oh, shove it, you old coot!" Seiyuka said. [You hurt our feelings! And we WERE thinking of letting you go. In about 10 years!] Metal said. [Instead, you're getting a horrific crossover fic!] "What's the worser of the two evils?" Ashura muttered. "What's the fic about?" TOM asked. [Oh, I can't spoil that!] Metal said. [So, GET INTO THE THEATER! NOW!] "Yeesh, what a grouch!" Ayeka said, as the link was broken. "Okay, let's get this over with!" TOM said. "Follow me!" With that, the group went towards the elevator. After piling in, TOM pushed a button he had saved for cases like this. This took them to a restricted area. TOM pushed a code on a codepad. When the doors opened, it reveiled a magnifecent theater room. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Seating arrangement [R to L]: Crow, Mike, Tom, Ashura, Crystallis, Sonic, Amy, Merc, Angel, Seiyuka, Sara, TOM II) Merc: Good....God....It's....it's....wow! Ashura: TOM, you've outdone yourself! TOM: Thank you, thank you! Seiyuka: Guys, the fic starting! >The Only Evil Tiger Ashura: Is a dead tiger! Mike: The story of the Exxon Tiger. >Prolouge > Tiger was trapped inside the box that turned goodies into baddies. Amy: Oh, boy! A Monster Rancher fic. Sonic: ::sarcastic:: Oh, JOY! >"TORPEDO!" he yelled, trying to blast the box open. Merc: A wolf that fires torpedos?! Dude! > Tiger's brother, Grey Wolf, evilly laughed, "Nice try, bro, but this >box is shock proof!" Seiyuka: But, he's saying Torpedo! Ashura: Torpedo is his electric attack. > "Tiger!" said Genki, a young boy, who started running toward the box. >Two of Grey Wolf's army men restraned him. They had taken Genki's roller >blades, so he could not run into them. Tom: In other words, he made a useless character even useless! >Everyone else was all tired. Their energy had been drained, for the >exeption of Holly, her green pendant taken. Mike: ::as author:: Which didn't make any difference, since all it did was located Disks. > Tiger pounded on the door with a growl, "Let me out, Grey Wolf!" Crow: ::as Tiger:: I gotta go! > Gray Wolf laughed again, "No can do, bro. These are orders from Master >Moo! Angel: MOO?! Ayeka: His master's name is a cow's sound?! ::All break into laughter:: >You can't stop the Big 4! Ha ha ha ha!" Ashura: Yeah! No one can stop the Fantastic Four! Crystallis: Wrong '4', Ashy! >He turned around to a few of his men, "Pull the lever!" Crow: ::as Dr. F:: Push the button! >he ordered. "Right, Master Grey Wolf," said one of the men. They pulled the >lever down and the sound of a motor started echoing through the room. TOM: Then, carnival music started playing. > "No!" yelled Genki. He was still restraned by the two army men. Sara: Ooh, I loved that game! > Lighting flashed in the box and the whole room flashed as Tiger >changed from good to bad. Tiger yelled, "No!" Sonic: That machine works like that roboticiser from the SatAM universe! > Another flash of lighting, and Tiger groaned, the pain starting to >grow from the lighting bolts. Amy: Well, if you're getting electrocuted, I would groan. >A brown symbol started forming onto Tiger's chest. The Baddie symbol. >Suddenly everything stopped. ::TOM makes screeching sounds:: > Grey Wolf laughed, "Yes, he's a baddie! Now to get rid of him!" Tom: Well, that was stupid. Turn him bad and then they ditch him! They should at least kill the kids! >He pressed a few buttons. Another flash of lighting and Tiger vanished. >"NO!" yelled Genki. Mike: "YES!" yelled Mike. > Tiger suddenly appeared into a forest on Mobius (moe-BEE-us). Sonic: We know how to pronounce that world! >He growled as he looked around, staring at all the houses. He walked on >into the forest, trying to find a good place to stay. A Ninetails leaped in >front of him. Tiger jumped back, startled. Crystallis: ::as Tiger:: What the hell is a Ninetails doing on Mobius?! > "Who are you?" said Tiger in a sturn voice. > The Ninetails spoke in a female voice, "I'm Ninetails. Who are you?" > "Tiger of the Wind." Crow: ::makes farting sounds:: > The Ninetails eyed the symbol on Tiger's chest and pointed to hers, >"Looks like we got the same symbol!" she said. Seiyuka: ::as Ninetails:: Mine's prettier. > "I see," said Tiger, still sturnly. "Your a baddie like me?" > The Ninetails nodded, "Yes I am. I'm out to get someone." > Tiger cocked his head, Tom: ::makes shotgun sounds:: >egar to hear, "Who?" > Ninetails snarled, fire coming out of her nostrils, Mike: Man, that's one bad cold. Ever thought of checking that? >"Ever heard of Tyler Rodreguz (rod-reeg-us)?" All: Nope! > Tiger paused for a second, "Yes, Yes I have," he finally said. Seiyuka: ::as Tiger:: I don't know how, but I do. > Ninetails snarled again, "I'm out to get him and his Pikachu." Sonic: I though ASH was the one with a Pikachu? > Tiger grinned, "How about I come with you? We can defeat him >together!" Angel: ::as Tiger:: Then, we'll RULE THE WORLD! > Ninetails grinned, too, "That would be great. He also has some >friends. I've been trying to beat Tyler and his Pikachu, whose name is >Lil Pika, Sara: When Lil' Bow Wow becomes a Pokemon fan. >for some time and I have, but I haven't killed them." > Tiger kept grinning, "Let's do it!" Ashura: ::as SatAM Sonic:: Let's do it to it! >And so the story begins...... Merc: Let's not and say we did.