Mystery Anime Theater 2001 (MAT2K1) Episode 5 (Season Finale) - Too Many Lemons: Extremely Sick Sex Fest and... By Ashura Hedgehog Co-MSTed by Jerrod the Lone Outlaw ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Sonic, Dr. Robotnik, and Metal Sonic are properties of SEGA and Sonic Team. Kiyone Makibi, Princess Ayeka, and Sasami are the properties of Pioneer and AIC Vegeta and Future Trunks are the properties of Akira Toriyama and Funimation Ashura and Seiyuka are MINE! Merc and Sabian are the property of MercStar Jerrod the Lone Outlaw and Jim the Talking Penguin are the properties of their own selves! But, they're cool! "Extremely Sick Sex Fest" is the property of AAA-Phucknut. "???" and ??? is the property of "Leaf-chan" (Still don't know the second fic yet? You'll find out soon enough!). ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "Come on! Come on! Ooh! Gotta six!" Seiyuka said as she threw her dice down on the game board. Bored out of their minds, Seiyuka, Vegeta, Trunks, and Ayeka decided to try out the game "Mouse Trap", as it was the only game there at the Satellite of Eggs. And frankly, it was boring. "Jeeze, this is ridiculous!" Vegeta shouted. "I should be training! Not playing this!" "Then why don't you, Vegeta. No one's making you play." Ayeka said in her calm demanor. "C'mon, Dad. Just because you're so intent on being better than Goku, doesn't mean you have to give up on life." Trunks said. "Nag,nag,nag...." Vegeta groaned. As his turn came, something odd happened on the ship. It began to tilt violently as if something had landed on top of it. It sent the four flying into the wall, the girls landing on the boys' lap. "The hell?" [*KSSSSH* It's me, Ashura. I'll go see what happened, okay.] Ashura said through the PA System. "Wonder what Eggman sent us THIS TIME?!" Ayeka said, extremely annoyed. "First, it was that Fat Bastard person, then it was a Snorlax." Seiyuka said. "It's probably some other fat person." "God, I hope not." Trunks said. "Anyone up for poker?" "Strip poker?" Vegeta asked with a small grin. Ayeka's wood logs surround him and fill him with a butt-load of electricity. "Hentai." Ayeka muttered. "Tell me about it." Seiyuka said. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- As Ashura walked down the halls of the Satellite of Eggs to the source of the problem, which was the hangar, he began humming a song that was stuck in his head. Reaching the hangar, what he saw suprised the hell out of him: A huge mechanized penguin submarine/mech sticking out of the hangar door. "I swear, if I see the Joker, Penguin, Riddler and Catwoman walk out of there, I shall SCREAM!" Ashura said, rubbing his eyes. He decended down the stairs to the floor of the hangar and made his way to the penguin. He went to the right side and screamed, "HEELLLLLLOOOOOOO! ANYONE THERE?!!?" A few seconds later, a green (Maybe it was teal)haired woman stuck her head out of the hatch. She began looking around and found Ashura down at the floor. She was wearing an unmistakable Galaxy Police uniform. "Hey, there! Uh, you wouldn't happen to know where we are?" she asked at the top of her lungs. "Yeah, this is the Satellite of Eggs!" Ashura called back. "Why? Is that bad?" the girl stuck her head back in the vehicle. "Huh. I guess it is. Where have I seen her before?" Inside the ship, the girl turned to two other people on board. One was a young man wearing black pants, a "Y2J" shirt and captain's hat. By his side was a black emperor penguin wearing Future Trunks-type pants and a white T-shirt. "Well, where are we?" The man asked. "Apparently, the hedgehog down there said this is the Satellite of Eggs." The woman said. "Weird hedgehog, too. Had one set of quills sticking up and another set sticking down, like he had a bedhead." "Hedgehog?! Satellite of Eggs?!" The penguin said in surprise. He stuck his head out of the hatch and called out to Ashura. "HEY! You wouldn't happen to go by the names of either 'Sonic' or 'Ashura', now would you?" "Ashura the Hedgehog, right here....waaaaaaait! You're...Jim the Talking Penguin, aren't ya?!" Ashura said. The penguin nodded. "Which means....this is the MST Antartica!" "Give the hedgehog a cigar!" Jim said. "Is Ayeka on board?" Ashura nodded. Jim quickly pulled his head back in and began jumping up and down, saying "I'm gonna see Aye-ka! I'm gonna see Aye-ka!" Now it was the man's turn to stick his head out. "Thanks, man. Now I'll never get Jimbo here to shut up!" he said jokingly. "You wouldn't happen to be Jerrod?" Ashura asked. "As in "the Lone Outlaw"?" "The same!" Jerrod said. "And the woman? That wouldn't be Kiyone, now would it?" Ashura asked. "Yep!" Jerrod said. Next thing he saw was Ashura dashing out to a movable flight of stairs and wheeling it out to the hatch. "Yeesh. At least I'm no Backstreet Boy." "Come on down! All of you!" Ashura said. They took it as an invitation and decended down the steps. As they did, Ashura realised something: He hated being three feet. "At least Jimmy here's my size." "Don't call me Jimmy!" Jim said as he got down. "How would you feel if I called you ASHY!?" "I wouldn't mind!" Ashura said. Jim just grumbled. "Keep trying." "Pretty nice place you got here, Ashura." Kiyone said. "Thanks, Kiyo!" Ashura said "C'mon. I'll introduce you to the others." With that, the four made their way to the bridge. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- At the bridge, the rest of the S.O.E. crew had gathered as they had been hailed by Dr. Robotnik. They were basically waiting for Ashura to get back. "Wonder what's taking Ashy so long?" Merc said. "Who knows?" Sabian said. "::sigh:: I'm gonna take a nap." With that, he walked back to his room. "If Lard Belly asks where I am, I'm asleep with the flu!" "Whatever." Sonic said. At that point, the said missing member came in, along with the visitors. "Ashura, who are they?" "Guys, meet the crew of the MST Antartica." Ashura said. Before he could start, Jim had ran up to Ayeka faster than Sonic on the run and had his flippers around her legs(Hey, he's only three feet!) and hugged her. "I don't believe it! IT'S AYEKA! _THE AYEKA_!" Jim shouted in pure joy. "Uh....what's going on?" Ayeka said, still surprised at what the penguin had done. "Meet Jim the Talking Penguin, the world's biggest Ayeka fan!" Jerrod said "Also her one true suitor!" Jim said. Ayeka could only laugh nervously at that. 'At least there's someone here who's not afraid to show their feelings about me...' Ayeka thought. "You guys should know Kiyone." Ashura said, pointing to the GP officer. He, then, pointed to Jerrod. "And this guy here's Jerrod, the captain of the MST Antartica." Vegeta walked up to Jerrod. "Hmm. I know you." Vegeta said. "You're the one who beanned me with that shovel a while back, aren't you?" "Yeah, so?" Jerrod said. "If you attack me, I'll have you know I can take you out." "I'm not scared of you, Outlaw." Vegeta said. "But, first, I need to talk to a certain penguin and GP officer! I demand to know who is going to pay for the camcorder YOU TWO BROKE!" Jim and Kiyone turned to Vegeta and began pointing. "Very well, I'll make BOTH OF YOU PAY FOR IT! Last time the camcorder broke, it was Kakkarotto's fault and Bulma FORCED me to buy the new one!" "Uh, anyway..." Ashura said, interrupting the argument. "Why don't you three get to know each other better while I contact Dr. Fat Bastard." As he began calling him up, the groups began introducing themselves. 'My, that Jerrod is handsome...'Seiyuka thought '...but my Trunks is much better!' 'Why do I have a feeling this penguin's gonna make me sick?' Sonic thought to himself. 'At least it's good to see some familiar faces.' Ayeka, Sasami, and Kiyone thought, amazingly, at the same time. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Deep Egg 13 The base once occupied by the evil Dr. Clayton Forrestor now occupied by Dr. Ivo Robotnik. Earlier, he was very sick. So sick, he had turned the walls green with yesterday's breakfast, lunch, and dinner. "Ugh....Ah, hello there, Superfriends." Robotnik said, calming his stomach. "I see King Matt's poor saps have arrived." "Yo, FATASS!" Jim shouted from the viewscreen "Why don't you say that in our faces." "As tempted as I am, I shall refrain." Robotnik said, "Now, to tell you this experiment is Metal Sonic. Urp. Excuse me." With that Robotnik dashed off, covering his mouth. [Now let's see....] Metal said as he went up to the controls. "I wonder what made Eggman sick?" Sasami asked. "Maybe he rented 'Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead'," Jerrod replied. [Ah! Here it is! Today's FIRST fanfiction is entitled "Extremely Sick Sex Fest" by AAA-Phucknut!] Metal said. Moments later, his shell became green. [Ugh. Now I know why my master got sick.] ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "Now THAT'S a first. Metal getting sick!" Sonic said, a grin on his face. "AAA-Phucknut?" Jerrod said. "I remember him!" "From what?" Trunks said. "That's the nutball who wrote "Tenchi the Cannibal!" Jim said. Sasami and Ayeka gave him an odd look. "A story where Washu gives Tenchi the personality of Hannibal Lector." "That's wrong." Merc said. At that point, the fanfiction sign went off. "If that's the case, all MATURE people, to the theater." Ashura said. No one moved. Ashura sighed. "Okay. Sonic, Merc, Vegeta, Ayeka, Jerrod and Jim to the theater." This time, they complied. They went into the theater tunnel and right into the theater. (Seating Order (L-R): Ashura, Sonic, Vegeta, Merc, Jerrod, Jim and Ayeka) Ayeka: Why must I sit with Jim? Jerrod: Hey, it's that or having him move to sit with you. Ayeka: Point takin. Ashura: SHUSH! The fic's starting! >Extremely Sick Sex Fest Sonic: Foreshadowing to the nth degree, eh? >By the fucked up mind of AAA-PhuckNut Vegeta: For one named "Phucknut", I'm not surprised. >Disclaimer: >This Fic is extremely disgusting and filled with sex Ashura: NAH! I thought it had a rich, creamy filling! >so you have to be >18+ to read this, oh, and read at your own risk. Sonic: Hey, I'm 16! I'm gone. ::Gets up to leave. Jerrod stops him.:: Jerrod: Ohhhhh, no ya' don't! You don't get out so easily. >All the characters in this fic are owned by AIC and Pioneer, I do not >claim these characters. Ayeka and Jim: GOOD! >_______________________________________________________________________ Merc: ::mock fear:: Oh, no. Vital signs are gone! Jerrod: ::ditto:: Quick! Get the paddles! > Tenchi woke up extra early this morning before Ryoko would show up >so that Tenchi could test out something he's always wanted to do... Sonic: Practice new "come-off" lines? Jim: Something extremely SICK? Jerrod: THAT I'd believe with this twisted person. >"Yes! No body will be bothering me for at least 2 hours!" Tenchi gleefully >said. Sonic: Unfortunantly, Ryoko was floating in front of him, with one of her ugly faces ready to go! >"Now will be the perfect time to do what I've always wanted to do! Ashura: Grow a spine! Jerrod: Grow some balls! Vegeta: Win Ryoko's heart! Ayeka: ::while looking evily at Vegeta:: Win MY HEART! >SUCK >MY OWN DICK!!" ::All look in horror:: Jim: We were WAY off! Jerrod: ::shakes head:: That's wrong. That is SO wrong. Sonic: ::looking sick:: Tell me about... Ayeka: Lord-Tenchi....::faints:: >Tenchi beamed very proudly. Merc: SUUUUURE he is. > Tenchi then got a big erection at the thought of this. Jim: If I had an erection before this, it would have been gone very fast. ::Ayeka soon climbs back to her seat:: >Tenchi then >bent forward as far as he could, but it just wasn't quite enough though, >he was so close... All: Thank GOD! >He pushed himself farther and farther and finally got it! Sonic: I'd think that's impossible! Ashura: Tell me about it! I can't even touch my toes! Jerrod: I heard about this one dude who managed to reach his d**k. Problem was, he broke his neck in the process and died. Jim: And if THAT ain't bad enough, his MOM was the one who found him! >"YES!" Tenchi managed to mumble out as he stuck his dick into his mouth. Ayeka: It has to be Ryoko's doing! All that time pesturing Lord-Tenchi has caused him to do this! > Tenchi moaned as sucked his own dick faster and faster. Jerrod: AND FASTER UNTIL HE SUCKED HIMSELF DRY! ::Everyone looks at him:: What? >After a half-hour >of dick sucking action, he finally blew his nut into his mouth. All: Ew. ::They begin to look green:: Ayeka: I'm going to be sick. >Tenchi swallowed >his own seed very happily, Sonic: Pleaseletitbeasunflowerseed.... Jim: No such luck! Sonic: Oh, GOD! ::grabs a barfbag and holds it over his mouth:: >"MMMMM! Absolutely FUCKING delicious!" Tenchi said after swallowing his jizz. ::Sonic and Ayeka simitaniously throw up, Sonic in the barfbag, Ayeka on the floor.:: Jim: Ewww! ::Pulls his feet up:: > Little did Tenchi know though, that he wasn't the only one commiting >bizzare sexual acts this lovely morning... Vegeta: Oh, god. Let me guess, Washu had a hand in their attitudes today? >_______________________________________________________________________ Sonic: ::recovering:: Hey, look! A paved road! > Noboyuki proceeded up the stairs to the shrine to meet his father-in-law, >Yosho. Jerrod: KATSUHITO! Ashura: So you've gotten sick of that screw-up, too, eh? Jerrod: ::nods:: Oh yeah. >"Grrr, he's late again." said Yosho. Jim: But, I thought TENCHI'S the one who sword practices? ::Jerrod backhands Jim:: Jerrod: Jeez, man. Lay off the sexual bantering! 'Sides this is their first one! > Yosho opened up a orange blow-pop to satisfy his sucking need while he waited >for Noboyuki to arrive. Ayeka: What evil force has my brother to think such evil things? Jim: Brother...? OH! You're OAV Ayeka, aren't you? Ayeka: Yes, I am. Jim: WOO-HOO! ::hugs Ayeka:: Marry me! Jerrod: ::hangs his head:: Oh, good lord. >"Oh no! Im late again! I hope father isnt angry!" said Noboyuki. Sonic: No, but WE ARE! For watching this fic! > Noboyuki finally arrived at the shrine and apologized to Yosho for being >late, >"Im sorry for being late, honorable father." said Noboyuki. Jerrod: That apology was from the Department of Redundency Department. >"That is ok." said Yosho as he threw his blow-pop into the trash. >"Shall we get started? Would you mind if I could go first?" asked Noboyuki. All: NO! >"Yes you may go first Noboyuki, because I was first last time." said Yosho as >he started to warm up his mouth muscels some more. Ashura: "Mouth Muscels"? Jerrod: It's "muscles", S**t for brains! > Noboyuki then took off his pants to reveal Merc: A NEW CAR! Sonic: Didn't you do that riff last time? >a large schlong. Jim: Like to know how he fit that sucker in his pants. ::Ashura's next to blow chunks:: Jerrod: JIM! >Yosho then >started to work his mouth magic on Noboyuki's cock. Ayeka: What did I do to deserve such torture? ::Starts crying. Jim pats her back:: >"Mmmmmm, that feels so good father." moaned Noboyuki. Vegeta: "Ohhhh, we feel so SICK!" moaned Vegeta. ::retches:: > Yosho then worked faster on Noboyuki's penis, slowly turning his penis >orange from the blow-pop. Ayeka: Ew. That's just wrong.... >"Ooooohhhhh, YYESSSSSSSSS! here i come!" yelled Noboyuki. Ashura: ::recovering:: Thanks for the warning... > Noboyuki then exploded into Yosho's mouth. Merc: Killing them BOTH instantly! All: The end! Robotnik: ::over PA:: I don't THINK SO! >Yosho held it in his mouth >then stood up and kissed Noboyuki and spit half the jizz into Noboyuki's mouth >so that he could swallow some too. Jerrod: Oh, god! They're snowballing! Merc: Heave....ho....and away my lunch GOES! ::Throws up in a quickly grabbed barfbag:: >"mmmm, very tasty, Noboyuki" said Yosho. Jim: Ugh, please, I'm going to be SICK! Jerrod: And this is the penguin who thought enjoying a yuri-fic involving Kari and Gatomon was great! Sonic: O_O A what with who and WHO?! >"Yes I agree very much." said Noboyuki. Ayeka: Well, I don't! > Just then Ryo-ohkie walked into the shrine, a very hungry Ryo-ohkie. Vegeta: Oh, god....please not a bestality! Jerrod: I just WENT through one of those! >When she saw Noboyuki's orange penis she thought it was a carrot, and she became >overjoyed. She lunged at Noboyuki and bit off his whole dick in one swift chomp. ::All the boys double over in pain. Ayeka just laughs:: Ayeka: Well, that's what you get, father. >"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Noboyuki screamed as his cock was bitten off. Ashura: His chicken was bitten off? Jim: No, he meant... Ashura: I KNOW WHAT HE MEANT!!! > Suprisingly though, Noboyuki seemed to be not mad at all. Jerrod: In fact, he was in excrutiating PAIN! >"Noboyuki! Your penis was just bit off and you dont care at all??!!" beamed >Yosho. Merc: What's with everyone beaming today? >"No, actually I kinda like it. Cause now I got an extra hole for you to fuck!!!" >said Noboyuki proudly. Jim: Well, if I had my d**k bitten off by a cabbit, I WOULDN'T be happy. >"Ahh yes! I see! I can insert my penis into the hole on the little remaining >stub where your cock used to be!" said Yosho very excitedly. Ayeka: When will this madness end?! > Yosho then removed his robe and stuffed his old schlong into Noboyuki's >penis stub. He then rapidly fucked Noboyuki. ::All look in surprise:: Jerrod: My God... Jim: This one makes the one WE did look G-rated! >"Oh yes! Its so smooth!" yelled Yosho. > Noboyuki was in total exctasy from all the pleasure he was getting from >Yosho fucking him in his small intestine. Sonic: While the ones in the theater were puking their guts out! >Ryo-ohkie just watched with a >puzzled look on her face, then she just left and headed back to the house. Vegeta: Good...at least she won't take part in this crap-fic. >"Here I come!!!!" screamed Yosho. Sonic: Thanks for the warning. > Yosho then dropped a steaming hot load into Noboyuki's small intestine. Jim: O_O The hell? Vegeta: Eggman....will...die....::throws up:: >"That felt so great!! It was almost as good as getting fucked in the ass by >an elephant!!" said Noboyuki excitedly. Sonic: An ELEPHANT?! Ayeka: I feel so sorry for Lady Achika... Jerrod: No kidding. >"You have been fucked in the ass by an elephant before??" questioned Yosho. Sonic: ::as Noboyuki:: Yeah, and it hurt like a b***h! >"Yes it was pure exctasy!" said Noboyuki. Ayeka: I shall never look at Lord-Tenchi's father the same way again. >"Damn! You are one lucky bastard!" said Yosho. Vegeta: So lucky that I'M not down there! Jim: Seriously. > They both french kissed each other, then got dressed and headed to the >house for breakfast. Jerrod:....Grossing out everyone to no end! >_______________________________________________________________________ Merc: It's the stream of our puke! > Tenchi had already gotten up and waited in the kitchen for Sasami >earlier this morning. Jim: OH NO! IT'S GONNA BE A PEDO FIC! Ayeka: ::petrified:: ....Sasami.... > Everyone else arrived in the kitchen after smelling the good cooking. Sonic: Homecooking, just like Mom used to make. >"Watcha cookin Sasami?" asked everyone else as they came into the kitchen. Sonic: ::as Sasami:: AAA-Phucknut's head! Jerrod: ::ditto:: SSJ Kagato's head! Ashura: ::ditto:: Victor Von Doom's head! ::all three look at each other:: >"Oh I cooked something we've never had before!" said a very proud Sasami. Ayeka: I have a feeling that we're gonna find out soon enough... >"And what may that be?" asked Ryoko. Jim: And we're gonna be puking our guts out. >"Elephant Penis!" said a happy Sasami. ::Everyone looks in horror:: Sonic: Now I KNOW she doesn't cook THAT!!! Ayeka: I am going to have to have a LONG talk with her after this. Merc: Hey, ease up on the kid. Besides, it's not OUR Sasami. >"Sounds delicious!" said Ryoko and Ayeka. ::Jim looks at Ayeka with wide eyes. Ayeka looks back confused:: Ayeka: What? Jim: ::shaking his head:: My image of you almost shattered.... > Yosho and Noboyuki just looked at each other and smiled. Jerrod: I don't wanna know what they're thinking. >"All done! here ya go guys!" said Sasami. Sonic: ::as Tenchi:: Oh, wow! Thanks Sasami! It....uh....::retches, then tosses his cookies:: Jerrod: Missing capital letter. > Sasami placed the platter with a giant sausage looking thing on it, >down on the table. Everyone dug in and complemented Sasami on her excelent >cooking. Ayeka: ::as self in fic:: This is so bad! Sonic: ::as Ryoko:: Yeah! This tastes like s**t! Jim: ::as Tenchi:: For now on, Ryoko and Ayeka should cook! Sasami: ::over PA, crying:: You don't *Sniffle* like my cooking...? Jerrod: Smooth move, you morons! Sonic: Wha? NO! We do! We're just talking about THAT Sasami, not you! Sasami: Oh, okay! I forgive you! ^_^ >"Hey guys, I got something to show all of you." said Sasami. Jim: Oh, god....I hope she isn't.... >"What is it?" everyone asked. Ayeka: NO! DON'T DO IT! Ashura: PLEASE! IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING HOLY!!! > Sasami then jumped on the table and stripped naked quickly. Ashura: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Of all people!!! Ayeka: I swear when I get off this satellite.... Jerrod: Don't worry, his name's already in 'Our Enemies' book.... >She then >grabbed Ryo-ohkie and masturbated with her head. Jerrod: o_O Ew....::retches:: >"Wow thats a great trick!" Tenchi said. Vegeta: That's nothing! Watch this! ::Stands up and goes Super Sayian:: Sonic: ::sarcastic:: Wow! That's amazing! > Ayeka then grabbed ahold of Ryo-ohkies legs and spread the little cabbits >pussy lips apart and started to lick them viciously. ::Ayeka turns white and collapses:: Jim: ::horrified:: What kind of sick f**k writes this?! >After a while the little >cabbit had an orgasm at the same time that Sasami had one. Both their female >cum covering the table. Vegeta: Oh, god. I'm sooooooooo glad Kakkarotto isn't here! Sonic: Why? Vegeta: He would start complaining about the wasted food! >"Hey Ryoko... I got something I need to tell you." Tenchi said. Jerrod: ::as Tenchi:: This fic stinks! Let's get outta here. >"Ok Tenchi, lets go to your room." Ryoko said as she grabbed onto Tenchi and >teleported them to Tenchi's room. Jim: If they're gonna do what I THINK they're gonna do...::pulls out a camcorder:: ....I gotta film it! Sonic: OH, NO YOU DON'T! ::The camcorder is gone faster than Goku at a picnic:: Jim: O_O Eep! >"Ryoko... I... I... WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE A WILD ANIMAL!!" Jim: ::pointing at screen:: He's out of character! He-is-out-of-char-ac-ter!! >Tenchi said nervously to Ryoko. Ayeka: LORD-TENCHI!!! HOW DARE YOU.... Merc: Ayeka....that is NOT your Tenchi. >"Oh Tenchi!! You dont know how long I've waited for you to say that!!" said Ryoko >very excitedly. Sonic: And here comes the gratuitous sex scene! Ashura: Sonic, PLEASE don't say 'come'! > Tenchi then felt a sudden wave of insanity come over him as he grabbed onto >Ryoko and shoved his penis into her. Jerrod: With their clothes on?! Vegeta: That's a first! >"OOOOOOOHHH TENCHI!!! YEEEEEEESSSS!!!" screamed Ryoko. Ayeka: ::as woman in those shampoo commercial:: YES! YES! YES! YES! Ashura: ::to Cambot:: Ladies and gentlemen, the first princess of Jurai has offically gone insane! >"GGGGRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRR!!!!" screamed Tenchi as his eyes suddenly glowed red. Jim: GAH! > As soon as Tenchi's eyes turned red, his penis just suddenly grew massive in >girth and length. It grew so big that all the blood went to his penis and he fainted. ::Ashura starts laughing his head off. The others look at him weird:: Jerrod: Uh, are you okay? Ashura: ::wiping a tear off:: Yeah, its just that that scene reminds me of an anime a friend told me about. Jim: What happened? Ashura: I ferget, but all I remember of it was that it had the two BIG monsters duking it out with their HUMONGOUS SHLONGS and every time they hit something, that thing would explode. ::resumes his laughter:: Jim and Jerrod: ::sweatdrops:: He's lost it. >His penis got so big it pierced through Ryoko's body and straight up through her head, >splitting her whole body in half vertically. >Each half of her body slid off Tenchi's >penis and each one slid down to opposite sides of the bed. Vegeta: Now THAT'S a gruesome way to die. >Then Tenchi's penis went >back to its normal size and Tenchi woke up, Merc: This fic just decimated the all the laws of phyisics. Others: ::to Merc:: YOU JUST NOTICED?!?! >"whaaa... whaat happend?" Tenchi said as he woke up. Jim: ::to Tenchi in the fic:: You just killed Ryoko with your d**k! >"OH MY GOD!!" Tenchi screamed as he saw Ryoko's mangled body halves. Sonic: ::as Tenchi:: I KILLED RYOKO! Ayeka: WHOO-HOO! ::The others look at her strangely:: >"It must have been that bitch Ayeka!!" Tenchi screamed not knowing that it was actually >him. Ayeka: Did...did he call me...a b***h?! ::starts crying again:: > Tenchi then ran down to the living room and up to Ayeka, who was sitting on >the couch by herself, Ashura: Now, I'm no expert on sex, but don't 'cha think he would be a TAD on the exausted side? Jerrod: Ashy, in lemons, all common logic gets the shaft. >"You filthy hore!!!! You killed my Ryoko!!!!" screamed Tenchi. Jim: ::as Tenchi:: And you took my 'w'! >"Wha.." is all that Ayeka got to say before Tenchi attacked. Sonic: Sounds like a new FOX special! > Tenchi grabbed one of her nostrils and stretched it to acommodate his penis. ::Ayeka holds her nose in sympathy for the Ayeka in the fic:: He then rammed his hard cock up into her nose, Vegeta: ::as 'cock':: BA-GAAAAAAAAAAAAKKK!!!! > shattering all her facial bones >around her nose. His cocked pierced up into her brain, then he blew his load into >her brain. Jerrod: Once again, this scene was brought to you by Department of Redundancy Department. >He pulled his penis out and watched as Ayeka wriggled around on the >couch, then finally died. Ashura: Everyone has persmission to hurt me when I say this: Talk about blowing one's brains out! ::All viciously attack Ashura:: Merc: Even for you, that was SICK! >_______________________________________________________________________ Ayeka: The vital signs of the author. > THE END All: ALRIGHT! >Well how did you like my second fan fic? ::The group flips off the screen. Jim holds up a foam hand with the middle finger sticking up:: >Pretty fucking disgusting isnt it? Merc: No F**KING DUH! >Send me your comments at: >viperz00@winfire.com Ashura: ::getting up:: Sonic, got the address? Sonic: Sure do! Now, let's take a break! ::All leave, post haste. A bunch of cleanup-bots clean and disinfect the floor:: Jim: ::outside:: Where did you get those? Sonic: ::same:: Remember, this IS a Death Egg. Who knows, it probably has Silver Sonic on board! Jerrod: Mind if we borrow some? Ashura: No problem! They reproduce themselves anyway, since Sonic and Vegeta use them as target practice. Jerrod and Jim: Cool!