At the recreation area of the Satellite of Eggs, the two MSTing
groups were sitting at the various tables there. Those who had saw the
fic were reclining on the chairs, trying to ease their stomachs.

"Who in God's name would WRITE something like that?!?!" Sonic
asked.

"Sonic, everyone who has ever MSTed a lemon fic has wondered
that." Jerrod said.

"From what you guys said, I'm glad I wasn't in there." Kiyone said

"In the theater or the fic?" Trunks asked.

"Both." Kiyone replied. At that time, Sabian, woken from his sleep
by the puking of guts, walked in.

"What the hell's going...." Sabian started to say until he saw
the new guests. "Oh, God. When did they come in?"

"About five seconds after you left. Why?" Vegeta said. Sabian
turned his head and saw Jerrod approach him.

"And you arrrrrrrrrre...." Jerrod asked.

"Sabian. Sabian Starwalker. And you?" he said

"Jerrod the Lone Outlaw. Captain of the MST Antartica." Jerrod
replied.

'More guests! Whoopie.' Sabian thought. He turned to his other
friends and saw Kiyone and Jim. "Who are they?"

"The penguin's my pervert friend, Jim. I'm pretty sure you know
Kiyone Makibi." Jerrod said. Sabian just nodded.

"Hey, Ashura. What did I miss?" Sabian said.

"Don't ask." Ashura said, turning green at the thought.

"I just did." Sabian said, a rimshot following soon afterward.

"You got those, too, eh?" Jim said, enjoying his time with Ayeka.

"Ayeka, how can you stand him?!" Sonic said, eyes wide. She
shrugged her shoulders. "I mean, he's a blasted perv!"

"I've been on many MST-type ships before, Sonic." Ayeka said.
"I can handle people like him." At that moment, the rooms lights turned
red. "The heck...?"

"We better see what it is." Trunks said.

"You know it's nothing good." Seiyuka said.

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At the bridge, the two groups were greeted by Robotnik's ugly mug
on the "Hexfield Viewscreen". He, along with Metal, looked like they've
seen better days.

"Yo, Eggman! Why green under the gills?" Sonic asked. "Don't tell
me you found another AAA-Phucknut fic!" Ashura became sick at the
very thought of going through another "Extremely Sick Sex Fest".

"Worse, my blue-quilled friend." Robotnik said. "Never would I
thought of even seeing a fic like this one."

[It's so sick, it's repulsive!] Metal said.

"Ladies...and...gentlemen. ::urp!:: I give you..." Robotnik said,
holding back his lunch. "Ka....Ka....Kanashii no Imi." With that, he
heave-hoed right in front of the group.

[Read...and get VERY SICK!] Metal said, before, somehow, he joined
Eggman in the stomach cleansing.

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"He must be joking!" Jim said. "Is he?" Jerrod shook his head.
"I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!" Sonic calmly kicked a shelf by his feet. It
opened showing four gadgets. Two were for his wrists and two were for
his feet. The first gadget was a metal wrist device with a green light
and three fins on it. The second was a rock-like wrist device with a
glowing red gem in it. The other two were gray devices that had a
flashing green light on it. After putting them on, he turned to the
others.

"If it's that bad, we need to be prepared." Sonic said. "Get
any weapon, suit up if you can, and meet back here." Nodding their
heads, the group dispersed. Before she could leave, Sonic stopped
Sasami. "I'm sorry, but you can't go."

"Why?" Sasami asked.

"Let's put it like this: It would tramatize you for life." Sonic
said. Sasami nodded at that. "Go play the Dreamcast or cook, if you
want." With that Sasami went into the direction of the kitchen. Five
minutes later everyone was ready to go. Ashura carried a working replica
of Deathscythe Hell's scythe. Vegeta and Trunks were wearing the same
battle armor they wore when Cell was around. Seiyuka wore a combination
of Ayeka's OAV battle suit and Vegeta's armor. Sabian was already in
his Space Knight Armor. Merc had his katana ready to go. Ayeka was
wearing her battle outfit from "Tenchi Muyo in Love". Kiyone was in her
Galaxy Police battle suit. Jerrod had a chainsaw in his hands and had
his infamous "whopping" shovel strapped to his back. Jim had his
flamethrower all ready to go. He was also drooling at Ayeka.

"Ayeka, if you're from the OAV, WHY are you wearing the TV
outfit?" Jerrod asked.

"I thought it looked better." Ayeka said.

"Oh, yeah." Jim said, still drooling

"Besides, I can't have something like what Seiyuka's wearing if
I'm going into battle. Constricts movement." Ayeka added

"Perhaps you should try Sayian armor." Vegeta said.

"Personally, I prefer street clothes. It just feels right." Jerrod said to
the two.

"Let's do this!" Ashura said, twirling the scythe badly. At that
point, the fanfic sign went off.

"LET'S MOVE IT!" Vegeta shouted. With that, the group ran into the
theater, with Jerrod and Jim singing "You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi
along the way.

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At the launch pad at Deep Egg 13, the fat figure began his move.
He, with his amazing fat, crushed a bunch of robots, and got into a
spare spaceship, although it took him awhile to get in and to a seat.
With amazing luck, he was able to get the ship off the ground and into
space.

"Soon. Very soon. I shall have you, Sasami." the person said as
the spaceship kept rising and falling.

------------------------------------------------------------------------

(In the theater)

(Seating order [L-R]: Merc, Vegeta, Trunks, Seiyuka, Sabian, Sonic, Ashura
Jerrod, Jim, Ayeka, Kiyone.)

Sonic: Alright, this is it!
Jerrod: This is the final exam!
Seiyuka: Let's make the world proud of us!
All: YEAH!

>Kanashii no Imi (The Significance of Grief)
>by Leaf-chan (leaf_chan@excite.com)
Vegeta: Another person on our hitlist!

>Standard disclaimers apply:
Kiyone: Lemme guess. He's gonna skip the "All characters are owned by..."
deal.

>this is a lemon,
Trunks: You make lemonade out of it.

>and I'm not responsible if you
>get busted for reading it.
Jerrod: ::sing-songy:: Yes, you arrrrrrre!

>None of the characters herein belong to me,
>either, so don't come after my ass.
Ashura: ::sing-songy:: Oh, yes we arrrrrre!

>This document is best viewed under
>Wordpad, 640x480.
::all look down::
Ayeka: I don't see it.
Seiyuka: GOOD! Then let's just stay this way!
Robotnik: ::over PA:: HEADS UP! NOW!

>It's also a darkfic, so be warned for lots of angst and
>other neat stuff.
Jim: "neat stuff"? Here?
All: YEAH, RIGHT!

>                        [-----]
Sonic: Hey, a uneven bar!

>It was not a normal day in the Tenchi Masaki household.
Jim: Oh, nonononononono!

>First off, Ryoko had *not* tried to latch onto Tenchi when he came
>downstairs (late, if I may add) for breakfast.
Jerrod: Oh, goodie. It's the invasion of the pod people!

>Aeka was also strangely
>absent from the household; in fact, she hadn't *been* anywhere in the house
>for at least a day or two.
Jim: ::freakin' out:: Ayeka's missing?! AAAAAAAGH!!! Somebody call the
cops!!!
Ayeka: Jim... I'm right here.
Jim: ::blinks:: Oh. ::hugs Ayeka::

>Ryo-ohki was sitting on the couch, asleep;
>Mihoshi and Kiyone were in space on an assignment.
Jim: It's a case of OOC-itis!
Ashura: Hmm...we already have a GPA!
Others: Huh?
Ashura: "Galaxy Police Absent"
Kiyone: I'm glad I'm not going to be in this.

>Washu was probably the most normal thing going on that day. She was in her
>lab as always,
Vegeta: Once again, she screws with the Masaki family's minds.
Jerrod: ::as Washu:: Today, I am gooing to switch Tenchi's brain with
that... of THIS olive loaf! ::holds up olive loaf::

>fiddling and diddling with this and that. Lights flickered,
>photons burst, people died, and stuff happened
Sabian: Hey! That's what I do!

>as she experimented with her
>latest invention, something that she termed the "Reality Distortion
>Transportation Thingamabob".
Jerrod: "Thingamabob"?
Jim: How about "Piece of S**t"?
Sonic: No, that's what Eggman calls his devices!

>Hours and hours passed as she worked.... and
>all the while, the reader was left in total boredom.
::All snore away::
Robotnik: ::over PA:: Talk about breaking the fourth wall.

>After she finally finished,
::all wake up::
Jim: Did we miss anything?
Sonic: Nope.
Jim: DAMN!

>she sat back, a small smirk of satisfaction on
>her rather-puerile face.
Ashura and Jerrod: ::looking through the dictionary:: puerile...puerile...
Ayeka: Until they find the word, I doubt it exists.
Jerrod: Found it! It means "childish, silly, and immature."
Sonic: Definantly NOT Washu! Maybe Tails or Sasami....

>"Heh," she cackled. "*This* will prove me to be the Greatest Scientific
>Genius in the Universe (TM)!
Jim: Umm....she's proven that MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of times!
Sabian: I wonder if she did trademark that title.

>Now, my pretty... I will destr- erm, get to
>work!"
Merc: Nonono! What you said before was right.

>Washu reached over, and flicked the ubiquitous Activation Switch that's
>always marked and conspicuous on such devices.
Ayeka: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! She never has switches like that!
Jim: She should. That way Mihoshi wouldn't screw up her experiments so
often.
::Jerrod hits Jim with his "whopping" shovel::
Jerrod: Don't you be dissin' my Mihoshi!

>Nothing happened.
Sonic: You know, for some reason, I see that "and then a miracle happened"
thing from the Power Rangers movie come before that.

>"Agh, damn it!" Washu muttered, and delivered a sound Boot to the CPU (TM)
Jerrod: ::as Washu:: *WHISH!* Woah! *WHUMP!* Ow! Forgot that my computer's
a hologram.

>on the side panel of the device. With an almost-human groan of annoyance,
::all groan::

>the machine sputtered and puttered to life. A control panel lit up, the
>readout blank.
Sonic: Ah, she's looking into Mihoshi's brain. ::Jerrod stands up, grabs
Sonic and chucks him across the aisle. Kiyone chuckles at what Sonic said.
Jerrod stares at her. She stops abruptly::

>Washu grinned in triumph and began to program in some obscure coordinates
>into the panel.

>                [-----]
Jim: That's one stupid scene changer.

>Jeff sighed in annoyance as he backed away from his keyboard yet again.
Vegeta: ::takes out the "Peter Suzuki-patented Mr. Bullhorn:: ::as police
chief:: JEFF! STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND
YOUR HEAD!!

>His
dad, being his usual capricious self, had decided at *that particular
>moment* to pick up the damn phone, thus cutting off the connection to his
>ISP, and thereby ruining the incredibly intense RP that he had been in only
>mere seconds ago.
Jim: ....thus creating this POINTLESS run-on!
Jerrod: Good lord! Our first run-on sentence!

>In all actuality, it was a few minutes short of midnight, and the chat hall
>on IRC was quite dead.
Sabian: He killed them all!

>Occasional non-sequiter comments came from those who
>were still actually in the hall. Jeff himself had been downloading porn
from
>some obscure site linked from the Anipike, hoping to hell that his dad
>wouldn't notice.
Merc: Oh, SUUUUUUUUUUURE! I'm pretty sure those hentai pictures of Ryoko
won't give him away.
Jim: At least it wasn't Ayeka...
Ayeka: ....or Sasami.
Jerrod: ... or Mihoshi.

>Of course, *that* idea's gone, he thought as he stumbled to his feet in
>order to sternly reprimand ("Uh, dad... could you please not do that?") his
>father on Internet etiquette.
Kiyone: The way that sounds, HE'S the head of the house.

>Per usual, his dad was the one to reprimand
>him before striding stridently back into his room. Jeff, sighing, returned
>to his room in disappointment.
All: ::as Nelson:: Ha HA!

>At least he'll be asleep now, he thought. That way, I get lots of time to
>masturbate.
Seiyuka: We did NOT need to know that!
Jim: Seriously!

>Mmmm, Pfil...
Sonic: O_O Who the hell's "Pfil"?
Jerrod: ::puts head head in hands:: Oh, God. He's thinkin' about guys.

>Jeff's visions of fairy fetish
Sonic and Jerrod: Oh.

>heaven were cut short as he blinked out of
>existence in this universe in inimitable Revenge! style.
Ayeka: Yay! Bad SI man's gone!
Vegeta: He went to another dimension! ::blinks:: ARGH! I'm still
censored!
Jerrod: Poor Veggy.

>                [-----]

>"AGH! What the hell is this thing!"
Kiyone: Offhand, I'd say it's a scene change.

>Jeff opened his eyes, half-expecting to be dead and in hell ("Okay, Satan,
>I'll mop the floor, just quit poking me with that trident").
Merc: Look, King Yanma wouldn't touch you with a 1,000,000 mile pole!
Jim: THIS, on the other hand... ::holds up a baseball bat wrapped in barbed
wire::

>Instead, he
>was in a subspace pocket inside a spare dimension that happened to pass for
>the laboratory of this Universe's Greatest Scientific Genius (TM).
Ayeka: ::blinks:: Uh, for your information, Miss Washu's lab is as long as
FIVE planets!

>"Uh... hello... who are you..." he muttered quietly. Damn, there goes my
>erection.
Jim: And there it gooooooooooooooooooooooes!

>Washu, meanwhile, was still blinking at the lump of flesh and fat that had
>materialized in the middle of her lab.
Ashura: I really wish it was The Blob.
Jerrod: The movie Blob?
Ashura: No, the X-Men villian Blob.

>She hadn't expected to pull something
>*this* bizzare; for one, he was *way* too chubby... and his hair, despite
>being somewhat-longish, simply didn't look cool at all.
::Seiyuka turns green at that description::

>"Who the hell are you?" she spoke in the ubiquitous language of anime
>universes, Japanese.
Jim: ::as Jeff:: I'm BATMAN!
Ashura: ::as Jeff:: I'm the Great...::Big Bang Attacked::....ow.
Vegeta and Seiyuka: MENTION THAT AGAIN....!
Jerrod: ::stands up and poses:: SAIYAMAN!!!

>Jeff blinked, then suddenly realized a few things all at once: 1)
Jerrod: He needed to see Jenny Craig ASAP.

>He was in
>a really complicated-looking lab when he had been in his room about three
>seconds ago; 2)
Jim: His hair looked like a possum that got mowed over with a Mac truck.

>the girl standing in front of him was speaking Japanese;
>3)
Kiyone: He OBVIOSLY hadn't bathed in WEEKS.

she had *HUGE* eyes; and 4) she was staring at his......

>He quickly tucked it back in and zipped up his pants. "Eh... heh....
sorry."
Seiyuka: Ew! ::grabs a barfbag and throws up::
Trunks: I told you not to have a big lunch.

>Washu looked, and said something. Even with Jeff's rather-limited
>vocabulary, he still recognized the words "chan" and "diiku" anywhere.
Jerrod: Words like "hentai" still eluded him

>"Look," Jeff said, hoping to hell that she hadn't seen *too* much.
Jim: I know we did, and WE'RE regretting it!

>"I don't
>know what you're saying, and I was about to... well, hell, since you saw
>it, I was about to enjoy myself.
Jerrod: THAT'S putting it lightly.

Now what the hell-"
Sonic: Ya know, "What the hell" greatly describes this fic!

>Washu raised a hand up to silence him,
All: Thank you!!

>and touched a few buttons on her
>portable laptop. A few seconds later, she began speaking English.
::all speaking in Japanese, translated through Eggman's technology::
Sonic:Why did she do that...WHA??!
Jim:  AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! She's attacking me again, and she's taking you guys
with me!
Washu: ::over PA:: Hold on, I'll fix it. ::Everyone feels a bit tingly::
Ashura: ::back to normal:: AAACK! I hate speaking Japanese, and I never
studied it!
Jerrod: I thought it was kinda cool.

>"I believe that this is what you would call a 'plot contrivance'," she said
>rather seriously.
Vegeta: GAH! She's breaking the fourth wall!

>"Uhm... yeah." Jeff abruptly realized that either he was speaking Japanese,
>or that everyone in the place suddenly understoof English.
Jerrod: Yo, fatass! It's spelled u-n-d-e-r-s-t-o-o-D!

>Contrivance,
>indeed.

>"Anyways... I brought you here with my invention, the Reality Distortion
>Transportation Thingamabob," Washu continued.

>"Great name."
Seiyuka: Getting sarcastic, aren't we?

>"Ain't it?" she said with a wide grin. "At any rate, here you are, and so
>I've got a coupla questions to ask you."
Merc: I got one! Can I kill him now?

>"Uh..." Jeff quickly remembered what had happened in the Tenchi Muyo videos
>he'd borrowed from his friends. "What... *kind* of questions?"
Jerrod: ::pulling out a list:: Where do I start?

>Washu's grin grew wider. "Judging by what I saw when you got here, they'd
be
>the kind of questions you'd like!"
Jim: Oh, sex questions.
Seiyuka: I betcha he failed sex ed.

>".... right." Jeff sighed. "Alright, come on... since I'm here, I might as
>well make an idiot of myself."
All: YOU ALREADY ARE AN IDIOT!

>The genius blinked. "Um, right. Now, if you'll just stay still..." As she
>spoke, she pushed a few more buttons on the laptop, and
Jim: He exploded. The end.

>the requisite
>tentacle-demon-like machine popped up from under Jeff and promptly tied him
>up.
Jerrod: Not a tentacle-rape scene!

 Jeff himself just sat there, looking rather amused and bemused.
Ashura: Jeeze, he's pulling words out of the thesarus!

>"Nyehehehe...
Ayeka: ::as Washu as the Wicked Witch:: I got you, my pretty!

>maybe *you* can give me that sample I've been looking for..."
>Washu muttered as she typed furiously on the keyboard.
Sabian: What KIND of sample?
Sonic: Food sample?
Kiyone: Music sample?
Jerrod: Right now, I'd be happy if it was just a urine sample.

>"Uh, right... I thought you wanted that sample from *Tenchi*, not me..."
Ayeka: THAT sample.

>Washu blinked. "How'd you know about Tenchi? Who are you?" Her eyes
narrowed
>and she began to regard Jeff with a suspicious gaze.
Jim: ::as Jeff:: I'm BAT-::Ayeka grabs his beak:: --MMMFFFF!
Ayeka: Look, I know that joke is popular, but because of problems since
I'VE been here, whenever someone answers that, Ashura gives that answer and
one of those two Sayians blast him, and I just HATE the smell of burnt
quills. Understand? ::Jim nods:: Good. ::She releases his beak.::
Jim: ::dreamly:: She touched my beak...


>"Long story. Can we leave it at that?"
Sonic: Yes, please!

>Washu reached over and flicked the machine onto idle for the time being.
She
>regarded Jeff with a serious look. "... y'know, I don't think that's a good
>idea... I want to know who you are right *now*."
Vegeta: He's the love child of Fat Bastard!
Jerrod and Jim: Ewww!

>"I don't think I can explain that myself," Jeff mumbled as he looked
>nervously around the room. Lights, machines, and weird bubbling stuff...
>nope, nothing to help him.
Sonic: He'd better not attack Little Washu!

>Washu pushed a button, and the machine abruptly dropped out of sight,
>dumping Jeff unceremoniously to the ground.
All: HA HA!

>"You come in here and you
>already know who Tenchi is... I know there's something you're not telling
me
>here, and I wanna know what it is."
Jerrod: He's a SI, Washu!

>Jeff sighed. "Okay, I'll try to explain, but you're probably not gonna
>understand it anyways, and even if you do understand it, it'll come off
>sounding like a really lame excuse."
Trunks: YOU are the lame excuse!

>"What? You think that the *Greatest Scientific Genius in the Universe*
won't
>be able to figure this out? HA!" Washu posed proudly, and settled back down
>in her bench a few seconds later. "So spill it already."
Kiyone: Ew! Not all over the floor!
Jim: Yeah! She just had it waxed!

>"Hm, all right... let's see... I'm from a universe where you are products
of
>imagination... basically, you exist only in a graphic and text medium, and
>serve no other purpose than to amuse us. Basically, your lives have no
>meaning."
Jerrod: ::sarcastic:: Smooth. Real smooth.
Jim: Hey, you pile of monkey crap! Ayeka's life has meaning!

>Washu blinked.
Sonic: Sonic ran.
Vegeta: Vegeta blew up something.
Jim: Jim hugged Ayeka! ::hugs Ayeka::

>"*You* *don't* *exist*," Jeff reiterated slowly.
Seiyuka: ::as Washu, slowly:: *You* *are* *an* *asshole!*
Jerrod: ::ditto:: *You* *will* *be* *castrated*!

>Washu blinked again, then began to smile in that decidingly disturbed
>fashion. "Nice try there... but not good enough."
Sonic: Way to go, Washy!
Jim: Now, kick his ass!

>"Of course... I didn't expect it to work," Jeff sighed. "Well, I guess I'm
>gonna die now."
::Sabian starts laughing manically::

>"No, no, hold on..." Washu interrupted.
Jerrod: F**k.

"As weird as you are... I find you
>really interesting. I think I'm gonna keep you around- as a specimen!"
>Her eyes glinted dangerously, and she began to push a few more keys on the
>laptop.
Jerrod: For your first experiment, see how he keeps his fat in one place!

>"Hey, wait a minute... what're you gonna do? Just keep me around until I
>die?!" Jeff exclaimed, suddenly *very* worried.
All: ::very dark:: YES!

>"Sounds about right. Heh... you know me pretty well... maybe you're
actually
>telling the truth."

>"I *am* telling the truth, damn it."
Jim: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

>"I'm still gonna lock you up."
Ashura: And throw away the key!

>Jeff managed to conceal his look of abject terror.
> Jerrod: Not very well, though.

"Well, if you're gonna do
>that... can I at least get to say hi to the others? You know... Ryoko,
Aeka,
>S-Sasami, and Ryo-ohki...? Oh yeah, and Tenchi too."
Kiyone: I don't like the way he said that....
Ayeka: I don't like the way he said my sister's name.
Jerrod: Spider Sense! Danger!

>Washu paused again,
Merc: ::makes Super Mario World pause sound::

>and for a second Jeff thought that she was simply going
>to kill him then and there. She then whirled on him, expression intent.

>"You're either really powerful or *really* stupid," she said.
Jerrod: He's *really* stupid.

>"And you don't
>feel powerful at all. I ran a scan on you and it showed nothing... so I'm
>assuming you really *are* telling the truth here with this 'we don't exist'
>stuff."
Jerrod: Okay, if someone told that I didn't exist, I probably kick their ass
just to prove them wrong.

>"I'm glad you think so," Jeff mumbled, somewhat relieved.

>"However," Washu continued, "if I *do* catch you doing something, I'm sure
>you know what we are all capable of."
All: Oh, yeah!

>Jeff nods. "Right. I won't do anything. Trust me."
Sabian: Famous last words.

>"This time, I will," Washu acknowledged. "But *just* this once. And only
>because I'm feeling generous."
Ayeka: Remind me to have a talk with Miss Washu when I get down from here.

>Jeff smiled, managing to not make it look like a smirk with great effort.
>"Thanks, Little Washu."
Trunks: ::as Jeff:: For nothing!

>Washu looked back at him with a measure of mild surprise. "Somehow, I saw
>that one coming."
Seiyuka: We didn't, unfortunantly!

>"Um... can I go now?" Jeff gestured meekly towards the "door" of the lab,
Jerrod: Which was located in the "wall", and led to the "outside".

>which was sitting by itself, jambless, in the middle of space.
Ashura: I'm getting sick and tired of the college-type words!
Jim: You and me both.

>"All right, but I'm keeping an eye out, Jeff. Remember that."
Sonic: Hey, put that eye back where it should be!

>"Thanks," he said, and quickly ducked out of the lab.

>After he left, Washu paused in her work for a few moments, staring at a
>beaker in dumb amazement.
All: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

>"I really don't believe this," she muttered.
All: Neither can we!

>                [-----]
Jim: Hey, look! A dumbbell!

>Walking out of the lab was a big mistake.
Ayeka: Yes, it was.

>During the course of time that he and Washu were having their merry little
>chat, the dynamics of the Masaki residence had suddenly decided to return
>to normal for a while.
Jerrod: Praise the lord!

>Thus, when Jeff walked out, he nearly got his head
>sliced off by a blade of orange energy.
Ayeka, Jerrod, Jim and Sonic: DAMN! She missed!

>Being the epitome of people with lackluster reflexes, Jeff just stood there
>as he watch the blade hum by a bare centimeter from his chin.
Vegeta: C'mon, kill the bastard, Ryoko!
Jim: ::as Rob Schneider:: You can DO iiiiiit!!!

>The
>realization didn't set in until a few seconds later, when he ducked
quickly-
>and ended up sprawling over the couch, nearly squashing Ryo-ohki.
Sonic: At least Sasami wasn't here to see this.

>The cabbit
>leapt aside, yowling and meowing in protest.
Jerrod: Yeah! That's the way to tell him off, Ryo-ohki!

>Jeff, unaccustomed to such a
>lifeform back on his version of Earth, popped right up from where he was
>about to sit with a loud yelp of astonishment. He rammed face-first into
>Aeka's backside, sending the older Princess of Jurai flying back onto the
>floor with a surprised squawk.
Jim: HE HURT MY AYEKA!!! HOW DARE HE!!!! ::turns on the flamethrower and
starts to try to torch Jeff on the screen::
Jerrod: WOAH! Down, boy! Heel! Cool down! ::The flamethrower goes off::
Better?
Jim: Much.
Ayeka: ::to Kiyone:: Is he THAT protective about me? ::Kiyone nods::
Wow. How sweet of him.

>Ryoko, meanwhile, had noticed that someone was actually foolish enough to
>interfere in her argumant;
Jerrod: It's ARGUMENT!
Sonic: I know how that feels. Did that once and ended up with third
degree burns!

>and so, for once, she relented, letting the
>orange energy-saber fade into her hand. "Who's this guy?"
Jerrod: ::as Jeff:: I'm Jeff, and I'm a retard. DUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!

she said, peering
>over at the currently-frozen-in-place Jeff.
Ashura: He's a floating piece of blubber!

>As for Jeff himself, he was bending over Aeka carefully, hoping to hell
that
>he didn't a shock from those Juraian wood-cylinder-things right up the ass.
Ayeka: I wouldn't touch him with those, even if I HAD to!

>"Princess? Are you okay?"
Seiyuka: ::as Ayeka:: No. I just got knocked down by the world's fattest
boy!

>"I- hey, who *are* you?" she muttered, rising up from the ground.

>"That's what I'm wonderin'," Ryoko said.
Trunks: Let's see, he's Batman, the Great Saiyaman, blubber, and other
things I've forgotten.

>"Uh... heh," Jeff mumbled, smiling nervously. "Y'see... Washu was fooling
>around with some invention of hers... and she kinda brought... me... here."
Ashura: William Shatner _IS_ Jeff!
Jim: ::as Jeff as Shatner:: Captain's Log: Scotty made fun... of... my
toupee, and... no one likes me.

>Ryoko and Aeka regarded him oddly. "You look really... strange," Aeka
>remarked. "Your eyes are quite... um, small."
Jim: Microscopic, even!

>"Don't remind me."
Ayeka: I just did.

>"Look, if you're just gonna barge in on us like that, whoever you are-"
>Ryoko began.

">Jeff," Jeff mumbled. "The name's Jeff."
Jerrod: The Incontinent.
Jim: The D**kless Wonder.

>"-Jeff,"
Kiyone: ::as Ryoko:: Whatever.

>Ryoko continued, "then you can at least stay the hell away from
>me and Aeka."
Sonic: And everyone else for that matter!

>Jeff sighed. "I really didn't want to barge *in*, y'know. Your mom's kinda
>unpredictable when she decides to yank people from other dimensions."
Kiyone: Now I know she's not THAT trigger happy.

>"Don't remind me," Ryoko said sourly.

>"Please, make yourself at home here," Aeka said charmingly.
Ayeka: Please someone hit that Ayeka for me?
Jim: Hey, Jerrod. Mind if I...
Jerrod: ::handing Jim his "whopping" shovel:: Knock yourself out.
Jim: Cool! ::Jim runs up to the screen and starts beating the fic's Aeka
with the shovel. He then returns to his seat and returns the shovel.::
Ayeka: Thank you.
Jim: You're welcome, sweetheart. ^_^
:: Everyone else rolls their eyes::

>At least it's
>not some girl that would distract Tenchi from loving me, she thought.
>Unless
>he's gay. Which would not be good at all.
Jim: ::under his breath:: Yes, it would.
Ayeka: Excuse me?
Jim: Oh, um, nothing.

>"Sasami should be in the kitchen,
>so if you're hungry you can go ask her."
Vegeta: DON'T TELL HIM THAT!!!

>Jeff's expression remained stoic, but his mind began to slowly drift out of
>focus.
Jerrod and Jim: FOCUS! FOCUS!

>"Sasami? Your little sister?" he said, feeling something inside of
>him depart.
Sabian: They're liposuctioning him!

>"Yes, she... how did you know that?"

>He smiled wryly. "It's kinda a long story... go ask Washu whenever she
comes
>out from her lab."
Jim: That'll be.....NEVER!

>"That could take *days*," Ryoko muttered.
All: No duh!

>Jeff shrugged, and quickly ducked into the kitchen.

>"What a strange little man," Aeka murmured, sitting back down on the couch.
Kiyone: I wouldn't sit there if I were you, Ayeka!

>"Little? Hardly. The guy looks like you after a food binge," Ryoko said,
>smiling.
Jim: ::outraged:: WHAT?! He does not!!!

>"Whaaaaat did you say?!"

>"I said-"
Ayeka: ::looks to the group:: Repeat what she said, and you shall die.
::Jerrod grins evilly::
Jim: That goes DOUBLE for YOU, Jerrod!
Jerrod: Damn.

>"Oh, *you*! Argh...!!"

>The pyrotechnics started up once again.
::All put on sunglasses::

>                [-----]
Ashura: I'm out of riffs for that thing.
Jerrod: I'm not. *ahem* ::as game show host:: Name a five letter word for
"Jeff"
Jim: Moron.
Trunks: Pervo.

>The kitchen. The kitchen.
Vegeta: Echo. Echo.

>That's where she was.
Kiyone: ::smacks Ayeka in the back of the head:: Nice going!
Jim: ::shoves the flamethrower nozzle in Kiyone's face:: I dare you to
do that again!
Jerrod: ::shakes finger at Jim:: No! Bad Jim! Bad!

>Jeff peeked in across the doorframe...
All: PEEK-A-BOO!

>and sure enough, there she was... the
>younger Princess of Jurai, Sasami. She was wearing that adorable pink apron
>with a giant carrot across the front again. And ponytails. Gotta love the
>long hair.
Sonic: If this was someone like Chibi-Trunks or even Tails, I would have
no problem with them looking at her. But with this guy, I DO!

>She walked back and forth quickly, touching this up, turning the
>heat down just a bit on the soup, and finally topped it off with a decisive
>wipe-down of the countertop.
Ashura: ::makes richoceting sounds as she does those things::

>Sasami.
Vegeta: Vegeta.
Jerrod: Jerrod.
Jim: Jim.
Ayeka: ONE PISSED OFF SISTER IF HE EVEN LAYS A HAND ON HER!!!!
::Everyone scoots away from her with the exception of Jim::

>She took a moment to sit back, sighing to herself, a content smile on her
>freckled face. Jeff walked in that moment, smiling a bit himself.

>"Hi," he said, waving hesitantly.

>Sasami blinked. "Who're you?" she said.
Trunks: Is everyone here stupid?!
Everyone else: ::acting retarded:: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!
Trunks: Never mind.

>Jeff gritted his teeth. Okay, so maybe the voice was still as abrasive as
>ever, he thought.
Jerrod: Funny. I don't think it's abrasive.

>Nothing can be done about that. At least I could've been
>sucked into the dubbed version of this reality, but nooooo.... I gotta get
>dragged into the subtitled version. Sheesh.
Ayeka: Nag,nag,nag!

>"I'm Jeff," he said. "Little Washu brought me here with one of her
>inventions, so I guess I'll be staying for a while."

>"Oh... great!
Sonic: ::smirking, sarcastically:: She seems ethusiastic about him.

>I'm Sasami!" She bowed her head slightly in traditional pose.

>I know.

>"Hi," Jeff repeated, smiling like an idiot now.
Ashura: You are an idiot, you've always been an idiot, and you SHALL
be one forever!

>"Anyways, whatcha cooking?"
>The classic Adam Christopher Leigh line, he thought.
Trunks: Adam Christopher Leigh?? Who's he?
Ashura: He's a Tenchi Muyo author. His works have been MSTed by some
others.

>At least *I* like
>Mihoshi- the OAV version, anyways, since the TV version was a complete putz
>and she-
Jerrod: Okay, I'm gonna give him a few points on that technicality.

>"Nothing special," Sasami replied, getting up and smoothing out the front
>of her apron. "Just some soup, and rice, and... oh, you know, the usual
>stuff."
Sonic: Sounds like a normal BREAKFAST!

>"Right... so, when's dinner? I'm kinda hungry..."
Jim: Look, buddy! You have more chins than a Chinese phone book! YOU
DON'T NEED TO EAT!!!

>For more than just food.
Ashura: What does he mean by....::it dawns on him:: Oh, GOD! NO!!!
::He activates the scythe blade:: He does, and his "mommy/daddy button"
goes bye-bye!
Jerrod: ::starts up chainsaw:: That ain't all that'll go bye-bye if I get my
hands on him FIRST!

>"It'll be in an hour or so. Are you going to eat with us?"
All: ::pleading:: NO! PLEASE NO! GET AWAY!

>"I... guess so, if that's okay."

>"Oh, sure!" Sasami beamed at him brightly. "I'll be happy to cook for you.
Merc: We sure won't.

>And I hope big sister and Ryoko won't mind, either. Say, have you met
Tenchi
>yet?"
Jerrod: Y'mean, "Wussboy? Sure. ::Ayeka's logs surround Jerrod as he gets
pumped full of 10,000 volts::
Ayeka: ::through her teeth:: Now, what were you saying about Lord Tenchi?
Jerrod: ::smiles at Ayeka:: That was cool! Can ya' do it again?!
::Ayeka facefaults::
Vegeta: ::stunned:: You CAN'T be SERIOUS!!!
Jerrod: What? It gave me a cool buzz.

>I have, actually.
Ayeka: ::turns green:: I hope he didn't mean it like THAT!
Vegeta: ::rubbing eyes:: I did NOT need that mental picture!
Jerrod: ::hands Vegeta a pink bottle:: Pepto?

>"Nope," he said. "But I'll see him at dinner, right?"
All: NOPE!

>Sasami nodded. "Yup. He's letting us all live here. It's very nice of him."
Sonic: Sure it is....until you let someone like HIM live with you!
::muttering:: I wish Shadow was here.

>Jeff smiled uneasily- he was losing it, quickly-
Jerrod: Ah, jeeze! All over the floor!

>and began to back away
>towards the door.
Ayeka: Now keep going until you go outside, past the gates and then
reach the street...
Jim: And get hit by a bus!

>"Anyways, I've got something to do right now, Sasami... so
>I'll see you at dinner, then... right?"

>"Right! Nice to meet you, Jeff!" She turned back to her cooking, and Jeff
>would have survived unscathed, had not the following occurred.
Jim: AAAWWWOOOOUUUUGGAAA! AAAWWWOOOOUUUUGGAAA!
Sonic: DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!
Jerrod: Spider Sense! Danger!

>As she reached over for a ladle, she accidentally knocked a measuring cup
>over. "Oh, no," she said, and bent over to reach it. Through the wonderful
>powers of the deities above who decided that Jeff was to not live a
peaceful
>existence, he just happened to have a perfect view... as her apron and
shirt
>billowed downwards, allowing for a darkened but definitely clear view of
her
>braless, immature chest.
All: THAT....PEDOPHILIC PERVERT! ::Ayeka's tiara begins to glow, Vegeta,
Trunks and Seiyuka go Super Sayian, Sonic goes Super Sonic, Sabian's
armor turns white, Merc unsheaths his sword, Jerrod "powers up", Jim
turns his flamethrower full blast, and Kiyone pulls out a bazooka::
Jerrod: ::powering up:: God damn deities.

>Jeff's eyes widened... his gaze shot towards her
>bottom, which was rounded and sticking out in that pert way... then towards
>his pants... and he quickly left, bolting away.
Jim: He can see his pants? A-MAZING!

>I saw it, he thought. Like a kid who sees his first issue of Penthouse...
it
>brought about an unimaginable thrill, a rush of sensation...
Jerrod: Mainly nausea.

>and an
>incredibly painful erection.
Ashura: Hey, Jim, have you ever had that when YOU got YOUR first issue?
Jim: ...no comment.

>Jeff quickly ducked into the backyard, hoping
>to find a secluded niche around. There were none, of course; none that he
>could see, so he dashed back indoors (Aeka and Ryoko were just staring at
>him by this point), and into the bathroom.
Ayeka: ::as self in fic:: What a weirdo!
SSJ Seiyuka: ::as Ryoko:: No kiddin'.

>He couldn't go out again. Not after what he'd seen. It was his fantasy, his
>dream... and he could not allow himself to go through with it because to do
>so would mean the ending of someone else's dream.
Jerrod: PLEASE end yours!

>He'd have to resolve this on his own... as he had many times before. He
>could already feel himself stiffening, in anticipation of the event.
SSJ Vegeta: Oh, no! He ISN'T....!?
Super Sonic: I think he is!

>Jeff sat on the toilet seat, noting how small the damn thing was,
trembling.
Sabian: Well, that's because YOU'RE Fat Bastard's love child!
::Jerrod and Jim point and laugh at Jeff::

>Pictures were one thing. Seeing it in reality- well, *relative* reality-
was
>completely different. It was as if he was altered anew... the dream flared
>back up to life again, demanding to be sated.
Kiyone: O_O You mean to say....that he wanted....with....::pulls out
barfbag:: ::Ayeka holds back Kiyone's hair::

>He unzipped his pants, and tugged out his old friend, the one who had been
>the source of satisfaction from his fantasies so many times before.
Merc: And something we DON'T NEED TO SEE!!!
Jerrod: ::closely loking at the screen:: Well... not that there's anything
to see, anyway.

>Sasami, he thought again, and wrapped his fingers around his penis.
Jim: WHAT penis? ::the others snicker::

>He began
>to rub up and down slowly, savoring the sensation, replaying the image that
>he had just seen not two minutes ago over and over in his mind.
Ashura: At this time, I'd like to say that we're very glad WE'RE not
psychics!
Jerrod: Y'know, I should've brough that Lady Cleo with us.
Jim: That would've been cool.

>The bending
>over. The droop of the shirt and apron. The small, nearly-nonexistant
>breasts that were tipped with tiny nipples. Move gaze over. Her rear end,
>not nearly as curvacious as that of Ryoko's, or maybe even Aeka's, but a
>feast for the eyes nonetheless.
Ayeka: He....shall...die....VERY SLOWLY WHEN I GET HIM!!!!
Jerrod: ::picks up a cell phone and dials a number:: Hello? "Honest" Akmed's
Terrorist Supplies? Are you still running that 25%-off sale on bio-weapons?

>Jeff began stroking slightly faster now, his entire being centered between
>the going-ons between his legs. Unrequited love.
Jerrod and Jim: :offended:: WHAT love?!

>Unbridled desire. Stroke.
>Harder.
Ashura: ::as Jessie from Pokemon The First Movie:: Stroke! Stroke! Ugh,
I think I'm gonna have one.

>He began to picture her in her mind, under his control, crying for
>help-
Super Sonic: -and Ryoko, Ayeka, and Tenchi coming to the rescue and
desimating the f**ker!

>-except, he didn't *want* that, did he?
Jim: NO, you do NOT!

He wanted something more.
Ayeka: And it's something WE SHALL NOT let him get!

>He wanted her to love him for it.
All: ::fake cough:: BULLSHIT!

>He began pushing harder with his fingers, his breath coming in ragged gasps
>now.
Jerrod: ::looking at the others:: Anybody here seen "End of Evangelian"?
Ashura: If it's that "scene" I've heard about....why did you hafta 
bring it up NOW?!

>The one thought that first pervaded his mind began making itself heard
>as it repeated over and over in his head. He wanted to fuck her. He wanted
>to fuck her. He wanted to fuck her-
SSJ Seiyuka: We want it to stop. We want it to stop. We want it to stop.

>He wanted to love her.
Ashura: ::as the Abomiable Snowman:: I will love her, and pet her,
and call her George....
Jim: ::to Ashura:: PLEASE leave my uncle OUT of this!

>Her small breasts. The rosy nipples. Her rounded butt. Her small breasts.
>The rosy nipples. Her rounded butt. Her small breasts. The rosy nipples.
Her
>rounded butt. Her sm-
Jim: The fanfic's stuck!
Jerrod: Good! ::a Silver Sonic walks in, kicks it and it restarts::
Jerrod and Jim: ::to Silver:: ASSHOLE!

>"Jeff? Are you in there?" Aeka's voice came drifting from across the door,
>snapping him back into a harsh state of reality.
SSJ Vegeta: ::makes a neck-snapping sound::
Sabian: ::flinching:: Ow.

>Jeff, however, could only
>give an incoherent groan as he climaxed, sending semen all over his hand.
::all produce and throw up in their barfbags::

>He
>quickly unrolled a few generous sheets of toilet paper and managed to wipe
>his hand off,
Jerrod: ::shakes head:: Masterbating in another man's bathroom... this guy
IS perverted.

>then flushed the toilet quickly, sending the paper down with
>it. Jeff walked back out, looking around.
Jim: Looks like he flushed his brains down the toilet.

>"Are you all right? You sounded very... um... pained in there," Aeka said
>as he walked out.

>"Oh, no... no... I'm fine," Jeff hastily mumbled. "I just- had
constipation,
>or something. Wouldn't come out, you know?"
SSJ Seiyuka: Oh, that just sounds SO DISGUSTING!

>He tossed her a nervous smile.
Ayeka: ::as self in fic:: OOOF!!!

>"... yes, I understand," Aeka muttered. "Now, please... it's almost time
for
>dinner. Sasami's cooking something wonderful for us, you know... it's--"

>Jeff stopped listening to her at that point and drifted off into thought.
>Yeah, I know. Something wonderful.
Super Sonic: He's crossing the line!

>                        [-----]
Kiyone: And there it is! ::rimshot::

>Dinner passed by with a barrage of questions for Jeff: the usual entourage
>of "how are you",
Jim: ::as Jeff:: Pervert-ish

>"where are you from",
SSJ Seiyuka: ::as Jeff:: Hell.

>"how can you speak Japanese so
>well",
Ayeka: ::as Jeff:: Washu turned my brain to "subtitling mode".

and the ubiquitous "did you have problems finding the bathroom".
Jerrod: No need to answer that question.

>Jeff
>managed to paste a somewhat-bland smile on his face as he politely answered
>the questions, munching on his food quietly.

>His attention was really focused on one thing: the paragon of innocent
>beauty before him, Princess Sasami.
SSJ Trunks: And he better stay away from her!

>Jeff watched every single nuance of her
>actions: the way she chewed her food delicately (sixteen times, fourteen
>times, seventeen times, a drink of water, a sip of miso soup, fourteen
>times, eighteen times) and the bulge in her throat as she swallowed the
>masticated mass.
SSJ Vegeta: This paragraph right here could kill a Saiyan's appitite!

>Yes. Swallow.
Kiyone: No. Choke.

>He didn't know how long he'd be able to control himself; he didn't know
that
>he even had to, until that moment in time when he had watched his own
>semen-covered hand in mild horror. After a few moments, he had gently
placed
>one finger in his mouth experimentally, tasting the flatness of his own
>ejaculate.
::all throw up again::

>This sweetness stems from Sasami, he had thought.
Super Sonic: This guy's pissing me off!
Ayeka: I'M ALREADY PISSED!

>I gorge myself upon it.
Merc: How about I GORGE you with my sword!

>Now, as she sat before him, he couldn't help but wonder... how would he do
>this? And what were the repercussions going to be?
All: DEATH!

>Of course, he didn't expect to get out of this alive...
::All laugh manically::

>if he was even
>alive anymore. Raping a little girl who had connections to the greatest
>scientific genius in the universe, a notorious space pirate, and a royal
>princess of a powerful empire was a damned stupid idea.
SSJ Vegeta: Yeah! Not only that, but she has connection to THREE Saiyans,
TWO MSTers, a police officer, TWO hedgehogs, and TWO nutballs!
Jerrod: Yeah! And the two MSTers happen to be in possesion of a 50-foot-tall
mech with enough firepower to take out a third-world country!
Jim: Hell yeah!

>Still... there was that feeling, that *throb* that he couldn't shake.
>Somewhere in him, he wanted to feast himself on her, physically, mentally,
>until his lust was satisfied.
Jim: Try gum. It works for smokers.

It wasn't a lust he could fully explain...
>hell, he knew it was stupid, and yet he was going through with it--
SSJ Seiyuka: What is he: a vampire?

>Wait.
Jerrod: Yes. Wait FOREVER!!

>*Was* he going to go through with it?
Ayeka: He'd better not!

>His mind didn't give him a response. There was only a matter of time before
>his body would dictate his fate.
Kiyone: No, WE'RE gonna dictate his fate!

>"Hey, what's the matter with you?" Ryoko called out from her bowl of udon
>noodles. "See somethin' you like?"
Super Sonic: ::sarcastically:: Yeah, Sasami!
Ayeka: Why does everyone think she's some sex toy?!
Jerrod: ::pulls out a rolled-up piece of paper:: I have a list, if it helps.

>"Uh... sorry," Jeff mumbled hastily, burying his own face in a pile of
>California rolls.
Jim: ::as Fat Bastard:: GIT EEN MY BALLAY!!!
Sabian: ::ditto:: Babay! The other white meat!

>It wouldn't do at all, really, to have his plans
>discovered before he even brought them into actions.

>Was he really going to do this?!

>Yes. No.
Ashura: ::as Jeff: Yes...I mean NO!....no, mean yes...er, I meant no!

>No. You can't.
All: That's right!

>Yes.
All: MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!

>Of course not. You do this, and you violate every ideal that you claim
>to uphold... being a lover of children, a defender of innocence and
>youth...
Super Sonic: Truth, Justice, and the Pervertish way

>Lover....

>What a joke.
Jim: ::as Jeff:: I made a funny.

>It was all a mask, really. Beneath that mask lay the same thing that had
>been Humbert's undoing...
SSJ Seiyuka: Who?

>an unsatiable, burning lust for something that was
>forbidden and taboo, something that was unspeakably beautiful in a way that
>no one else could understand.
Jerrod: Playing and enjoying the Virtual Boy.

>No one understood him. They hated him, for his desire that he wanted
>everyone and no one to know about.
Ayeka: Darn tootin'.

>He would tease them with it, and pretend
>to flaunt it..
All: O_O *blink, blink*

>only to withdraw at the last moment and reerect his face of
>seeming-indifference.
Jerrod: Please don't say "erect".

There were those who went beneath that face.. but
>even then, they didn't not reach behind further to see the ugly truth that
>even Jeff himself hated to admit.
SSJ Trunks: He was on Weight Watchers and it did nothing for him.

>He wanted to fuck Sasami.
Kiyone: ::loading the bazooka:: While we wanted to blow this guys brains
away!

>But it would have to wait.
Jim: ::holds up "Mr. Carter":: Until I have the chance to ROAST him!!

>Jeff finished up his dinner, then quietly let Aeka and Yosho
Jerrod: Katsuhito!

>guide him to
>his room.
Super Sonic: Good luck!

>The princess looked at him oddly for a few brief moments; the
>elderly Juraian remained impasse. Nevertheless, Jeff thanked them both for
>their hospitality and curled up on his futon, sweating, his heart pounding.
Jim: He's having a heart attack!
Others: YAY!

>He knew that there was no way he would sleep tonight, not with this
>opportunity in his grasp.
Sabian: ::preparing his weapons:: ALLOW US TO TAKE IT FROM YOU!

>He remained there for the better part of the night; so did his erection.
The
>mere thought of actual, real action did wonders for it. There were a few
>moments when he caressed himself to make the pain ease away, but it only
>served to excite him even more.
Ashura: Well, it ain't working for us!

>He glanced over at the clock. It was 1:13. As he stared, the three clicked,
>and turned into a four.

>Now or never.
Super Sonic: ::gold shield glowing brighter:: NEVER!

>Do or die.
Jerrod: ::revving up chainsaw:: DIE!

>The first, the second.
Ayeka: ::hands glowing with power:: NONE OF THE ABOVE!

>Jeff quietly got up from the futon, and made his way over to the door,
>sliding it aside easily. The hallway was totally dark and quiet... aside
>from the chirping of the crickets and the heat, which was almost palpible.
SSJ Trunks: May he get sunstroke in the night!

>Tiptoeing, he padded down the hall and
Jerrod: Tripped on the rug, fell down, and suffocated under his immense
girth! The end.

>gently situated himself in front of
>the door he knew would lead to her room--after all, he'd watched the series
>countless times, and there was simply a feeling in his
Jim: Area.

>(mind)
Jim: Same thing.

>heart that told him where it was. Where it was..

>Where was he?
Sabian: You mean we've watched this BLASTED fic and we find out that he
doesn't know where he is?!
Super Sonic: ::as the Old Dude With No Pants:: Do you know where I live? ^_^
Jerrod: ::freakin' out:: GYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! DON'T DO THAT!!! >_<


>He stayed there for the better part of fifteen minutes, millimetering the
>door open so slowly that it might as well not even have been moving.
Jerrod: -_- He spent fifteen freakin' minutes opening the freakin' door?
Jim: He must have "Tortoise Nervosa", or somethin'.

>The sight did not manifest itself like Camelot emerging from the mists of
time.
>In fact, the room was totally dark, and Jeff couldn't see a thing; he'd
>have to be extra-careful so as to not wake anybody up.
Merc: Oh, sure, they're just going to ignore the richter scale-regestering
foot steps.
Jerrod: Okay, the author's use of metaphorical terms is pretty good, I have
to admit. Too bad he's a F**KING PEDOPHILE!!!
Jim: Simmer down, bro.

>Finally, he silently, silently arched one foot over the threshold, being
>infinitely careful not to stub his toe against the bottom railing and hurt
>himself and start cursing which would wake everyone up and they would ask
>him what he was doing--
Jim: Oh, God. Not antoher run-on sentence!

>Creeeeeak.
Jerrod: He opened the door too fast!

>Of all the bloody things, the floorboard just *had* to be--
Sabian: Rigged?

>It didn't matter.
Super Sonic: First person who sings my theme song's gonna get it.

>Nothing mattered, anymore. He'd crossed the threshold, in
>more ways than one; beyond a physical concept, it was a blatant metaphor
for
>what he was about to attempt (not attempt, he *will* succeed and die for it
or die trying--either way it was a lose/lose situation...
All: HELL YEAH!

>except he wouldn't
>have lost, will he? He would've gotten what he was searching for his whole
>life, and in such he had won the battle. What a fucking trite way to look
at
>it). There was no turning back now.
Ashura: He is THIS FAR from crossing the line!

>Yes, there was. He'd been lying to himself again. But he wouldn't do it,
>would he?
Kiyone: You had better.

One way to look at it was his strength: it took fortitude to do
>something this wrong... and it took weakness for him not being able to hold
>out against what he himself could not control and looked upon as a curse of
>his existence. Yin and yang, two sides of a coin. Life. Death.
Merc: Heheheheheheh.....death....

>There would only be death in this consummation. On both sides. Of the coin.
Merc, Sabian and Jim: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Jerrod: Oh, crap. Ashura, they're doin' the "weasel" laugh.

>He made his way closer, closer, ever closer. His heartbeat was racing, the
>noise pumping in his ears like a rhythmic, muffled hammer pounding on a
>piece of pus-filled flesh.
All: Ew!

>He reached out. He sought. He gently lifted the
>cover back, unaware of all else....

>"Hi Jeff."
Sabian: ::as Dr. Nick:: Hello, everybody!
All: Hi, Dr. Nick!

>She was awake, and had been looking at him. What to do.. what to do?!
Ayeka: Go back to bed.

>Sasami giggled. "You couldn't sleep, huh? What are you doing--"
Super Sonic: DON'T ASK THAT!!!

>"Shhhh," he shushed gently, looking around. Aeka wasn't around--apparently
>the older Princess had decided that Sasami, being eight-hundred and eight
>years old, was old enough to sleep by herself.
::Ashura clobbers Ayeka with the butt of the scythe::
Ashura: GOOD GOING! ::Jim sticks the gun of the flamethrower in Ashura's
face::
Jim: Hit my love again, and you'll be one toasty hedgehog!

How convenient. For him.
Jerrod: REEEEEEEEEEEAL convenient!

>"Uh... Sasami...?"

>"Huh?"

>"Can we play a game? Right now?"
SSJ Vegeta: ::as Jeff:: We'll play strip pok....::Is punched by both
Trunks and Seiyuka::
SSJ Trunks and Seiyuka: DON'T GO THERE!
Jerrod and Jim: ::to Trunks and Seiyuka:: Thank you!

>This wasn't right,
Jerrod and Jim: No s**t.

>the exploitation of such
>an innocent and untainted mind...
Kiyone: No, it's just, "This wasn't right..."

>"I'm *sleeping*, Jeff," Sasami chided gently, and turned around.
Super Sonic: ::feeling like going back to normal:: Way to tell him off,
Sammy!

>This would NOT DO.
Jerrod: ::revving his chainsaw more:: He'd better not!

>He felt anger rise in him, and that was what conquered him--the horrible
>anger, which he had sworn never to allow come up ever again, rising within
>him almost as fast as his penis had.
Jim: What is he, the Incredible Hulk?!
Jerrod: O_O Holy s**t, man! The pervo's got "The Fury"!

>Without thinking, his hands shot out.
Kiyone: ::makes shotgun noises::

>One caught her by the cheek in a vicious slap that would leave a bruise in
>the morning.

>(if she is still there by then)
Ayeka: ::horrified:: Wha....what does...that mean...?

>The other clamped over her mouth. The little girl struggled, and that's
when
>Jeff maneuvered himself onto her body, crushing her with his obscene
weight.
Jerrod: "Obscene" my ASS! It's downright grotesque!
Super Sonic: I'VE HAD ENOUGH! THIS FIC'S GOING DOWN! ::Flies at top speed
at the screen, but bounces off and slams into the nosebleed section::
Jim: ::to Sonic:: Hey! Are you all right?!

>"I want to *play*," he whispered hoarsely, and gently licked the tip of her
>nose.
Jerrod: That's SICK!

>The girl elicited another scream that was muffled by his mouth, and
>that's when Jeff pressed his hand at her throat, cutting off her air
supply.
Jim: Terrific! This fic was bad enough already, but NOW the author's brought
in
THOSE bitches!
Jerrod: No, Jim. Not Air Supply, air supply.
Jim: ::thinks for a moment:: Oh. Never mind.

>Within a half a minute she was motionless and limp in his arms.
Ayeka: He....he...::begins shaking::
Sabian: THAT SONUVABITCH! ::powers his armor to its Super level and
unloads its weaponry at the screen. No effect.:: DAMN!

>Almost giggling madly to himself, Jeff picked her up easily in his arms--
>love gave him strength
SSJ Seiyuka: You call what you did LOVE?! What Jim has for Ayeka is LOVE!
Jim: Damn straight!

>--and made his way back out, with nowhere near the
>care he took to get in. He stepped back on the creaky floorboard again. He
>stepped on it multiple times.
Jim: ::as Jeff:: Hey, look at me! I'm stepping on a creaky floorboard!

>When nothing happened ("They probably think
>that it's Ryoko sneaking around again," Jeff thought),
SSJ Vegeta: Y'know, Ryoko FLIES!
Jerrod: ::to Vegeta:: It's one in the morning, Veggy. Give 'em a few
seconds.

>he made his way out
>of the house, unobstructed.
Ashura: Although, he DID get stuck through the doorway.

>STOP THIS! his mind blared at him. ST--
All: PLEASE!

>Shut up. She's mine now. All, all, mine. Her body... her soul... mine.
Ayeka: No, she isn't!
Jerrod: ::as Dave from "Titus":: That girl belogs to the WHOLE world! Like
the moon!
Ashura: ::looks at Jerrod, confused:: Like the moon?

>But not her love.
SSJ Trunks: Damn straight.

>YES, her love. I'll *make* her love me.
Ashura: ::twirling the scythe around:: Like hell you will.

>Poor thing... don't you know that love can never be forced?
SSJ Seiyuka: Yeah, you have to earn it through many things!

>Fuck off. I've got my piece coming to me.
SSJ Vegeta: If I meet this sick S.O.B, he's dead!
Jerrod: No way! I called dibs!

>The sensible side faded, and Jeff threw himself over the fence and onto the
>not-so-green side.
Super Sonic: ::returning:: He killed the grass!
SSJ Trunks: I wonder if the landing caused the richter scale to register?
Jim: ::to Trunks:: In Tokyo or Boulder?

>                        [-----]

>Darkness.
Ayeka: Light.

>He laid her out gently, gently, like a lover (she *was* a lover),
Jerrod: No, she is not.
Jim: If she WAS a lover, it would be for cooking or Ryo-ohki.
Jerrod: ::to Jim:: Jim... think about what you just said.
:: Jim thinks for a moment, then...:: Jim: ::wide-eyed:: ::puts face in
flippers:: Oh, God!

>onto the
>dewy grass. Carefully, he began to remove her sparse clothing, which was
>already matted with the wet.
Super Sonic: "Sparse"? She wears pajamas for crying out loud!
Jerrod: And what's "the wet"?

>The light pink pajama pants came off first. He
>took a brief moment to look longingly at her crotch,
SSJ Vegeta: He's PISSING ME OFF!!!
Jerrod: ::glowing a bright blue:: Ditto!

>hidden by her white
>panties, then continued to unbutton each and every button on her top. When
>all was done, Jeff parted the sides like water, revealing pure, warm and
>unblemished flesh underneath.
Jerrod: Oh, GREAT! Now he thinks he's Moses!

>Nipples--barely formed, no different from that
>of a young boy's, and yet so ultimately different...
SSJ Trunks: He is SICK!
Jim: Well, I'VE got his medicine RIGHT HERE! ::points to his flipper, which
is curled up into a fist.::

>the faint ridges of her
>collarbone standing out slightly below where he had applied pressure to
>knock her unconscious... her little bellybutton, a nice, neat indentation
in
>the otherwise-smooth curve of her flat stomach.
Ayeka: I can't believe we're getting a detailed description of my poor
sister's body!
Jerrod: ::glowing brighter::Must... control... rage!

>Jeff ripped the pajamas and flung them aside savagely, not caring where the
>hell they landed. It wouldn't matter, in an hour... or two... or three...
>however long it took for him to quell the thirst.
Sabian: How about three minutes after NEVER! ::Unloads his arsenal again
at the screen. Signs of damage appear.:: I DID IT!

>Slowly, he bent down, and
>looked at the hidden prize:
Jim: A NEW CAR!
Ayeka: Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease!

>she was wearing white panties, as most girls did
>in these types of situations.
SSJ Seiyuka: They wear that type of underwear for their DEATHS?!
SSJ Trunks: I worry about you sometimes...

>White panties, with a little blue ribbon on
>the elastic strap of the underwear.
Super Sonic: I've washed their clothes many times, and I swear I have
never seen a pair like that. Maybe a thong or two of Ryoko's. ::shudders::

>He smiled gently, and moved back up towards Sasami's chest, flicking the
tip
>of his tongue over her budding nipple, tasting the essence of her, what he
>had longed for ever since he came to his sense (ever since he went insane,
>depending on how one looked at it) three years ago.
Jerrod: That explains it! HE'S NUTS!!!

>It didn't taste like
>much...
Merc: ::as Jeff:: Nope, not like chicken at all.

>but his mind wanted it to, and believed it to. To him, it wasn't
>just the physical taste of her skin, but the idea and concept of what he
was
>doing to her, something forbidden, fruits taste sweet.
Jim: ::grabbing a barfbag:: Oh, god....if he get's anymore descriptive...

>He continued to
>circle the small, pink areola, and gave a barely-audible snort of contempt
>as her tiny nipples began to harden.
Ayeka: STAY AWAY FROM HER, YOU FREAK! ::Unleashes a flurry of force balls
at the screen. More damage is seen::

>They were so different and yet not, he thought. The naivete of youth and
the
>sensuality of maturity shattering that naivete, that glass window, into a
>thousand shards which melt away into sweet nothings in a lover's ear...
Ashura: He's scaring me....I've never know such evil....

>Jeff ran his hands gently over her, then decided better of it. He wasn't
>worthy to touch her bare body with his hands;
Jerrod: No s**t!
Merc: YOU AREN'T WORTHY TO LICK HER BOOTS, YOU PEDO!! ::Slashes at the
screen with his katana. Even more damage is done.::

>she would be soiled beyond all
>in a few minutes, and further defilation wasn't what he wanted of her. He
>wanted... he wanted...
Jim: This flamethrower up HIS ASS!!!! ::Starts torching the screen::

>.. *her*.

>Lifting one of her arms up, he began to lick the fold of her armpit,
SSJ Vegeta: He IS sick!

>marvelling at the soft, round curve of her body. It was then that Sasami
>began to come to, moaning gently.
All: FINALLY!

>"Wha..." she began, and opened her mouth to scream.
Jerrod: Scream loud and proud, girl!

>Jeff quickly moved his face upwards and pressed his mouth against hers in a
>kiss. Her eyes widened, and she reached around with one arm and struck him
>on the side of the head feebly. Jeff pulled back, smiling.

>"Don't do that, Sasami," he said. "I just want to play with you,
forever..."
Sabian: He's demented!

>"I'm s-scared," she said, trying to draw back. Jeff quickly spread his legs
>apart and planted one knee on each of her arms, ignoring her cry of pain.
Trunks: LEAVE HER ALONE! BURNING ATTACK!!! ::releases his signature move
on the screen. More damage is done.::

>"Don't be," he said, moving his penis closer to the tip of her nose. "It'll
>be okay."
Ashura: He's flat out gross!

>"What a-are you doing to m-m-me?" she whispered, starting to shiver from
the
>cold. "I-I'm sorry..."
Super Sonic: ::to Sasami:: You did nothing, Sasami. But, HE HAS! SUPER
SONIC WIND! ::Releases a blast of razor sharp wind. The screen is showing
tears now.::

>Jeff eased his weight so as to not smother her, and grabbed her head with
>his hands, forcing her face directly towards his crotch. "It's not your
>fault," he muttered, guiding his penis into her mouth. "It's mine. All
mine.
>My fault, Sasami.
SSJ Vegeta and Jerrod: Damn straight.

>I never want to hurt you, because I love you."
Jerrod, Jim and Kiyone: ::while pounding on the armrests:: BULLSHIT!
BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

>Sasami's reply was muffled as she began to struggle, choking on his penis.
Jim: BITE IT OFF! BITE IT OFF!

>Jeff allowed her to draw back so she could regain her breath, then gently
>but firmly guided her mouth towards his crotch once more.
Jerrod: ::eyes closed:: Bunnies... Pizza... Leaf-chan's head on an iron
spike...

>"I want you to pretend like you're sucking on a lollipop," he said,
dreading
Super Sonic: How many licks does it take to reach the center of this guy's
brain?
Jerrod: None. He doesn't HAVE one!

>the words even as he said them. "Nothing else, okay? Can you do that for
>me?"

>She nodded. Jeff felt the tickle of her hair against his crotch, and looked
>down; she was crying, her cheeks wet with tears.
Ashura: I'VE SEEN ENOUGH! TAKE....THIS! ::Attacks the screen with both
scythes blazing. More damage to the screen::

>A sudden impulse in his
>mind told him that it was still possible to stop, still possible to halt
his
>insanity...
All: PLEASE!!

>but when she began to caress his penis with her mouth,
Ayeka: THE HELL?!?!

>everything melted away from his brain in a wash of bliss. It was the moment
>he had been waiting for and had finally acheived, his lifelong fantasy...
Jim: Singing on-stage with Lynard Skynard!

>and with it came a wash of guilt and self-hatred so tangible that he nearly
>began crying himself. What was he doing to her? And himself?
Kiyone: I'm wondering the same thing!
Jerrod: Ditto!

>He didn't moan or groan at all; he never did when he masturbated, and he
>wasn't going to start now. Jeff had always thought that the groaning was a
>purely-theatrical bit, especially for the females.
Sabian: WHAT FEMALE WOULD GO FOR HIM!?!?
Merc: ::grinning:: I can think of one from my old world!

>His proof was right here,
>laying on the ground, pinned beneath his own grotesque weight. There was no
>other sound aside from the faint wet smacking of the little girl's lips
>closing and squeezing over his penis,
Ashura: OH GOD! ::blows chunks::
Jerrod: ::lifts feet up:: Clean up! Aisle Six!

>and the whisper of the wind as it blew
>past the two of them,
Jim: ::as the whispering wind:: If you post this fic, I'll kick your ass.

>making them both aware of their nakedness.

>He felt it well up in him, a wave of familiar pleasure gathering in his
>abdomen. He told himself to pull out, that there was no need to further
>sully her. He told himself again, and as the wave welled up higher and
>higher,
Jerrod and Jim: Surf's up!

there wasn't any other thought in mind except to keep going and her
>sucking became faster and harder--
Super Sonic: Sasami, STOP!

>Jeff climaxed inside her mouth.
::All explosive vomit::

>She recoiled, gagged, and broke away from his penis, coughing on the
strands
>of semen in her throat. Jeff wasted no time, and was clamping her mouth
shut
>with his hand as soon as he had recovered from the last wave of pleasure
>that washed over him.
SSJ Vegeta: He wants her to choke, doesn't he?

>"Swallow it," he whispered in her ear. "Please." He
>gave her ear a brief lick and nip on the lobe, then continued to hold her
>mouth shut until he saw the small bulge in her throat dip down. Satisfied,
>he released her chin and bent close, kissing her mouth, drinking in her
>taste, enjoying the moment far too much.
Super Sonic: Dude, that's just SICK!

>Moving downwards, Jeff began to trace the tip of his tongue over her
>shivering body; whether she was shivering in coldness or pleasure (that was
>all-but-impossible, and if she really was, he'd never forgive himself)
All: The coldness.

>was
>difficult to tell. Slowly, he licked the tip of her left nipple, sucking on
>the stiffened nub with his cracked, dry lips.
SSJ Seiyuka: He's....he's....::shakes head in pure terror::

>He opened his mouth a little
>more, and took the areola into his mouth, the sucking sounds being the only
>noise in the area now.
All: ::makes fart sounds on their arms.::

>Sasami, meanwhile, didn't even move; her attempts at
>resistance had all but vanished when he had come in her mouth, and now she
>was just sitting here, a piece of meat for him to pillage, rape, and
ravish.
Jerrod: What is he, a viking? And I don't mean the football team.

>He couldn't tolerate the thought, and abruptly broke off his oral
caressing,
>raising one hand. The girl didn't move at all. Her eyes were almost vacant
>now, staring at a single blade of grass that was resting above her left
arm.
Ayeka: ::teriffied:: Noooo......

>"Sasami...?" he murmured, his own voice disgustingly heavy with gentleness.
>It was as if he actually cared...!
SSJ Vegeta: He'll care all right....when his mansack's destroyed by a
BIG BANG ATTACK!

>"Wha.." was all the girl said in response.


>Jeff drew his hand back and slapped her sharply across the face.
Jerrod: I... am... so... PISSED!

>She didn't
>respond at all. Wincing and yet smirking at the same time, he did it again.
>This time, the girl seemed to moan and look up at him, her cheeks a faint
>flush of red from his slaps.
::Seiyuka's hair begins to point up even more, the power itself tearing
the braid that kept her ponytail in place and fanning out her long
hair.::
Jerrod: Holy shit...Seiyuka's getting stronger!
Vegeta: Just like Kakkarotto's son!

>"Don't die on me," he whispered, gently pushing a lock of blue hair out
from
>her eyes. "I want you to live..."

>"... what are you talking about? Don't hurt me anymore... please... I want
>Aeka, and Ryoko..."
SSJ Seiyuka: You heard her....DON'T HURT HER ANYMORE! ::At that, her
power was released, the force scattering Ashura, Jim, Jerrod, Ayeka and
Kiyone from where they were. If one was to look outside, they could
say the Satellite of Eggs was a giant disco ball. Inside the glow
and power subsided, showing that Seiyuka had reached Super Saiyan
Level 2::
Super Sonic: Duuuuuuuude....remind me never to piss her off!
Jerrod: ::nods:: Will do.

>/Aeka. Ryoko. Jealous... possessive little *bitches*...
Jim: ::returning to his spot:: HEY! My love is NOT possessive!

>she's *mine*! Her
>body... her mind... and most of all, that elusive target, her soul.../

>And yet he knew that was also a lie, like everything else.
Jerrod: Just like Area 51 cover-up, the moon landing, and the existance of
Tom Wopat!

>"Shut UP!" he bellowed, before managing to regain control of himself. Not
>yet. He hadn't done *it* yet, and there was no reason to draw attention to
>himself before he did *it*. After *it*, the whole world could implode, and
>nothing would matter anymore.
SSJ Trunks: *IT*?! What do you mean *IT*?!

>/Getting repetitive, aren't you? Shut up and fuck her./
Ayeka: He is going to DIE VEEEEEEEEERY SLOWLY!!!

>Wrenching her body down onto the grass once more, he quickly caressed his
>penis until it grew hard again, marvelling at the total lack of recovery
>time.
All: ::sarcastically:: Whoopie!

>It usually did take five to ten minutes before he could get it up...
Jim: Didn't need to know that!

>but even he understood the urgency of the situation, and five to ten
minutes
>was time he could not afford. Jeff looked at her vagina once more. It was
so
>small, barely anything noteworthy: just a small crevice in the midst of a
>triangle of flesh...
Jerrod: O_O I'm going to be scarred for life by this!
Jim: ::looking up:: W-What's that, grandma? You want me to come towards the
light?

>and yet, his mind attached so much desire and lust onto
>that one area. The story, the passion, the epitome of his own pathetic
life,
SSJ Seiyuka 2: Yes, his life IS pathetic!

>embodied in a small, seemingly insignificant private area of a little
girl's
>body.

>How utterly shallow.

>How utterly worthless.

> Jim: How utterly fucked up is THIS?!

>He had affixed his entire life onto this--
Ashura: Kinda wierd how a man can realize his mistakes LONG AFTER he
did it!

>--no, that was a lie. He had created so many things for himself... his
>multiple talents, his social life, or lack of one, and his friends... and
it
>was all worth nothing.
Super Sonic: Sure was!

>Nothing at all, really... because the moment was all
>he had wanted. And after the moment was over, concluding in a burst of
>white, sticky liquid into the crotch of his taboo fantasy, he would kill
>himself. Because life as a hypocritical existence was not worth living.
SSJ Vegeta: THANK GOD!

>Sasami was trembling with cold now; anyone could see that she wasn't the
>least bit aroused,
Ayeka and Super Sonic: DAMN STRAIGHT!

>at least not voluntarily. Gently, gently, and yet in a
>totally uncompromising and forceful fashion, he rolled over onto the grass
>and on his back, then lifted the girl to a sitting position, feeling the
>weight of her on his stomach. There was another silence.... a heavier one
>than the constant aura of muteness that had pervaded the area previously.

>"It's time."
SSJ Vegeta: ::clasic evil laugh:: Time to die, JEFF!

>The girl whimpered in fright, before Jeff grabbed her by both arms, and,
>with a strength fueled by anxiety and unrequited (even now, in his
supposed-
>throes of agony, there was a simple beauty that was missing, a beauty that
>could only be found in love... a love that he would never have) love. There
>was no sound as he lowered her crotch onto his. There was another whimper,
>this one of pain, from the girl as he entered her.
Jerrod: LEAVE HER ALONE! ::tosses the chainsaw at the screen. It gets
stuck there:: Oh great. NOW I'm gonna need to get a ladder!

>"It hurts..."

>"I know, dear... I'll be gentle."
Jim: ::stands up and points at Jeff:: LIAR! ::sits down::

>Liar.
Jim: ::annoyed:: That's what I just SAID!
Others: YEAH!

>Once the initial dryness had passed, Jeff found his task easier. She was
>tight, so very tight... and there was an ineffable joy as he rolled onto
his
>side, still pumping his hips in frenzied action, holding his body close to
>hers, holding her body close to his. Thrust. Love. Thrust. Hate. Thrust.
>Lust. Thrust. Desire. Thrust. Hate. Hate. Hate.
Jim: The fic's stuck again. ::another Silver Sonic appears:: Oh, no you
don't! ::torches it:: BURN, BABY, BURN!

>Liar.
Sabian: SHIT! It started back on its own!
Jerrod: ::looks up:: What did I ever do to you? Huh?!

>Moaning in agony and a small measure of enjoyment (he didn't believe this,
>and wouldn't), Sasami rolled under Jeff, and was nearly smothered before he
>rolled back over.
Ayeka: So help me....
Jim: I will.

>She wasn't getting into it, at all: he had to force her,
>despite his promise to be gentle, and force her to move with him, so that
he
>could get that sweet, lugubrious friction that pleasured him so much. Move.
>Movement. Aahh--

>"Sasami, I'm so sorry..." he said, moving faster now, feeling another wave
>of pleasure rolling from within his abdomen. "Good bye."
Ashura: ::As AOL guy:: Goodbye!

>"I--hate... you..." she managed to groan out,
All: HAHA! SHE TOLD YOU! SHE TOLD YOU!

>before screaming--yes,
>absolutely *screaming* in climax, an unrighteous orgasm that shattered
>everything she knew, leaving her drained, depressed, and limp.
Super Sonic: ::steaming mad:: .....Jeff.....

>Jeff, who was
>near-oblivious from pleasure now, groaned himself, and bucked his hips one
>last time, sending his semen flowing up her, *into* her.
Jerrod and Jim: Ew...

>There was no chance that she would actually get pregnant, of course... and
>it didn't matter. Their child was already born.
All: WHAT?!?!
Jerrod: ::freakin' out:: Oh, my GOD! Jeff's the CHILD!

>Jeff lay there, feeling the night air wash over his sweating body, freezing
>him.
Ayeka: GOOD! He'll get hyperthermia and die!

>He pulled out of her, looking at his limp penis in numb surprise. The
>girl was lying there, half-conscious, mostly in shock from the pain, still
>shivering from cold. He lied down on the grass, feeling the cold pangs of
>creeping realization gripping his very soul.

>He'd done it.

>Now, he had to pay.
Sabian: ::cracking knuckles:: Ooooooh, yeah!

>He couldn't stay with pictures.... and movies, could he? Frantic nights of
>masturbation, searching over the Internet, typing in "kiddie porn" in the
>search field in hopes of finding.. *it*... and nothing sated him.
Jim: What about... THIS! ::holds up a picture of Bea Arthur in a thong::
Others: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

>He was a monster, growing and feeding on this, and he did nothing to stop
it. Under
>the guise that he could control himself and that he was fine, he continued
>to stare at them in public. Sometimes they looked back, usually
>suspiciously. Other times they smiled, and managed to carry on a
>conversation before being dragged away by their parents.
Jim: He is a freak! Someone even the CIRCUS WOULDN'T TAKE!!!

>Heh, idiots.
All: HEY!

>Little girls were beautiful. They weren't like anything else in the world.
>They had a certain charm, innocence, and naivety about them that simply
>wasn't there in anything else. Sure, little boys were cute... but they were
>brash, crude, ugly. It was a Lewis Carroll type of mindset, really, but one
>that he was proud to have.
Ashura: Yo! Leave out authors from this sick thing!
Jerrod: This crapfest I wouldn't even make SSJ Kagato read!

>Yeah. One he constantly made references to in real life during
>conversations, in hopes that someone would notice and slap him for his
>disgusting weakness. One that he was both ashamed and proud of. Such a
>thing was not allowed in society...
Jim: And for a VERY good reason, mind you.

>and yet, he had never cared much for society,
>so why should that matter to him?
SSJ Seiyuka 2: 'Cause you're a jerk!

>They were beautiful: their minds... their personalities, and--

>--their bodies.
SSJ Vegeta: WHOSE BODIES?!

>It was the ugly, irrevocable fact. Their bodies. In the beauty of love, it
>was the single marring factor that prevented him from becoming what he said
>he was and instead turning into what others believed him to be. He made so
>many claims to the opposite... loving them for their mind, not their body,
>like they were women instead of girls (ah, but they *were* women, in his
>ideals... then again, his ideals didn't mean anything at all), and such.
::A package materializes in Jerrod's lap. He opens it.::
Jerrod: WOO-HOO!
SSJ Trunks: What is it?
Jerrod: Oh, just a little something for the author. ::holds up a bottle of
Anthrax::
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Kiyone: Great. Now HE'S doing the "weasel" laugh!

>It all amounted to nothing.
SSJ Trunks: Except in body weight.

>Nothing anymore. He didn't care.

>His life was a bunch of contradictions and lies. He constantly claimed one
>thing, and did the opposite. He would have to stand for it now.
Merc: In the electric chair.

>He knew what he had to do... he had to say one thing, and do it all the
way,
>or fully sully his own words.

>If he hated their minds... if he loved only their bodies...

>.. then...
Kiyone: Then, WHAT?!

>Jeff got up slowly, shaking the dizziness from his head. His first sexual
>experience... who would have thought that it would be like this? He picked
>up Sasami in his arms--not too gently, this time, because he was no longer
>deluding himself under his false ideals--and began walking.
Jim: I don't like how this is going.

>He only loved their bodies. They were a piece of flesh.

>He made his way over to the flowing river in a few minutes,
Super Sonic: River? Ayeka, did the Masaki house have a river?
Ayeka: Not that I know of...

>and looked at
>the murky water, contemplating. Thinking in silence. The girl was out cold
>now, having finally succumbed to the effects of hypothermia. He touched her
>hand, and slowly wrapped his fingers around her little palm, feeling the
>utter coldness of it. It was as if all the heat had disappeared after he
>had come in her, the hot, stinking ejaculate absorbing the heat rather than
>giving it.
Merc: Uh, oh...
Jerrod: Oh, fuck.

>Jeff felt a sudden tightening up in his face, and he began to cry.
Jerrod: ::sarcastically:: NOW, he realises his mistake!

>"Oh, SHIT!" he shrieked, looking at Sasami's face. "SHIIIT!!"

>The girl didn't respond. He never expected her to, ever again.
Sabian: ::as Sasami:: My name is not "Shit".

>Kneeling down, Jeff took Sasami by the hair, and pressed her face
>underwater.
::Ayeka turns pale::
Jerrod: IIIIII don't think that's how you wake somebody up.

>For the first seven seconds, nothing happened. Then, there was a
>sudden, violent jerking of limbs and a desperate flail to surface. He
grimly
>bit his lower lip and continued holding her face under, using his other
hand
>to restrain her from surfacing too much.
::Jim turns green::

>The struggling continued for
>another minute, as Jeff stared mutely at Sasami's bare back, watching as
his
>tears splashed onto her pale flesh.
::SSJ Seiyuka 2 bites her lip, holding back anger and tears::

>Then the struggling became weaker... and finally ceased.
Super Sonic: ::tears streaming down his face:: He...he...killed her....

>Sobbing now, Jeff pulled her up from the water. Her eyes, which were once
>shining and bright with life, were now dull and clouded. Her face was
tinged
>a faint blue. Jeff slowly pressed his cheek against hers, feeling the icy
>coldness on his own warmth, and stood up. Sasami's head promptly lolled
over
>to the side, and water, dark as the surrounding night, spilled out from
>her mouth in an unwilling trickle.
::Jerrod shakes in anger::

>It's over now.

>Jeff slowly turned around, wiped his tears, and began smirking.

>"Heh."

>He never did have emotions to start out with.
Ashura: ::with uncharacteristic anger:: YOU BASTARD! YOU'LL DIE! ::In
rage, the group starts attacking the screen with everything they got.
When the screen is gone, the seats are next. Ashura sees the projector,
and tosses his scythe at it, but fails to hit it due to a barrier::


>                        [-----]

>"Sasami? Sasami! Wake up!"

>Aeka's voice was stern, and very worried. This was the first time Sasami
had
>missed cooking breakfast, an event that had thrown the entire morning into
>chaos. Noboyuki, expecting breakfast, had gotten up to see that he was
>alone. He promptly went back to sleep.
Jim: ::exausted:: Poor deluded fool!

>Then Ryoko had popped into the
>kitchen via the adjoining wall, expecting the savory aroma of Sasami's
>cooking to fill her nostrils. Nothing there.
Ayeka: ::supressing anger:: She has no nostrils?

>By the time Aeka got up, everyone else was extremely worried; where was
>Sasami? Ryoko immediately snarled, and lunged towards Jeff's room--

>--and there he was, sleeping like a big fat baby.
Super Sonic: There's your breakfast! Deep fried HENTAI!

>"Jeff?" Ryoko muttered, looking around the room oddly. Sasami wasn't one to
>play hide-and-seek when she should be cooking, but this was an odd
>situation, so anything was possible.
SSJ Seiyuka 2: Yeah, she's dead! ::Starts crying on Trunks' shoulder::

>Jeff, meanwhile, looked up from his futon. "Oh, Ryoko. What?"

>"You... haven't seen Sasami around, have you?" she asked slowly, eyeing him
>warily.

>"Actually, yeah. She couldn't sleep last night, so the two of us went
>swimming, and..." Jeff didn't know why he was saying this. He had a
penchant
>for telling the truth when he should be lying... then again, he was doing
>both in this case.
Jerrod: Huh?

>Ryoko's stunned silence quickly became narrow suspicion. "I don't believe
>you," she said. "You better tell me where the hell she is right *now*,
Jeff,
>before I decide to get a bit... nasty."
Ashura: I hope it isn't THAT nasty!
Jerrod: Dude! Not cool!

>"Sure," Jeff said amiably, and got up from his futon. Ryoko then noticed
>that Jeff was completely naked, and that the triangle of his crotch was
>spattered with tiny flecks of dried blood.
Jim: O_O Heh...heh,heh....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Super Sonic: Center field's gone! Way to go, Sammy!

>She had him in a chokehold in an
>instant, her expression one of murderous intent.
SSJ Vegeta: Just kill him, Ryoko!

>"What did you *do* to her!" she bellowed, an orange blade of energy
>appearing in one hand.
All: ::chanting:: KILL HIM! KILL HIM!

>Jeff smiled casually and looked down at his imminent death with no fear
>whatsoever. "If you kill me it'll take you longer to find her," he said.

>Ryoko paused, then set him down, letting the energy blade remain. "Take me
>there. All of us. Me, Washu, Aeka. *NOW*."
Merc: What about the others?

>He nodded, then ambled off to the kitchen where they were all gathered.
>"C'mon," he said, waving. "I got something to show you."

>Aeka and Washu looked towards Ryoko, and the anger in her face spoke for
>itself. The three began to move outside, following Jeff. He took them
>straight to the river, where Sasami's stiff corpse was laying there, her
>face fixed in a permanent expression of pain and misunderstanding. He
smiled
>at them, then fell to the ground onto his back, giggling.
Ayeka: He's a bastard! Just a plain bastard!

>Washu was the only one who looked complacent, although the faint tingle of
>energy in the air was an ominous sign. Aeka stared at the body of her dead
>sister in utter shock, unable to speak, her hands at her mouth.
Jerrod: ::irate:: That's it! ::puts his hands in the air::
Jim: EEEEEEK! GET DOWN, AYEKA!!! ::grabs Ayeka and hits the floor:: ::Kiyone
follows suit::
::Everyone else is staring at Jerrod::
Jerrod: UNLEASH THE FURYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
::The theater erupts with a bright light, electricity flows through the air
and zaps everyone left of Jerrod. When the dust clears, Jerrod's hair is
standing straight up and has turned blue. Ashura, Sonic, Seiyuka, Trunks,
and Vegeta look like they had a close encounter with a bug zaper::
Jim: ::getting up with Ayeka and Kiyone:: Ouch.

>Ryoko, on
>the other hand, didn't go for such theatrics, and instead teleported above
>Jeff, her expression bordering on insane hatred now.
All: KILL HIM! KILL HIM!

>"Wait a second," Washu said quickly, and before Ryoko could do anything,
she
>was imprisoned in a clear bubble of force next to Aeka. The scientist
turned
>to Jeff, her face disturbed but calm.

>"Why did you do it?" she said. "That's what I want to know, and I'm going
to
>get that out of you before you die."
Sabian: That's what we want to know....

>Jeff smiled, still giggling. "Why?" he said. "Well... let me tell you a
>little about myself, Washu..."
Jerrod: ::as Jeff as Steve Martin:: I was born, a poor black child.

>                        [-----]

>Comments can be sent to: leaf_chan@excite.com.
Super Sonic: FINALLY! It's over!
All: YAY! ::sirens go off::
Ashura: The hell?!
Computer: RED ALERT! RED ALERT! INTRUDER ON BOARD!
Sabian: Who is it? ::A screen lowers to show the face of...::
All: JEFF?!
Sabian: At last! A dream come true!
SSJ Vegeta: Where is he?
Computer: Location: Unknown.
Ashura: Alright! EVERYONE, EXIT THE THEATER IMMEDIATLY! When we exit
the tunnel, split up and FIND JEFF AND SASAMI!!!
Jerrod: Let's kick some ass!
::With that, the group runs out of the theater.::

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'This is it.' Ashura thought 'We wanted to kill the ass, and we
are! He even lays a cell on Sasami...'

"ASHURA!" Super Sonic yelled. "Snap out of it! We got a Juraian
princess to save." Ashura nodded. As they exited the tunnel, the group
went in seperate directions.

"Good luck, everyone!" Ashura called as he took an elevator up.
This was it. Save Sasami or watch Jeff repeat 'Kanashii no Imi' on
the Satellite of Eggs.

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Jim had waddled his way across the corridor towards the kitchen.
While the others figured that she may be there, he had called dibs. This
way, if he saved Sasami, he could win Ayeka's heart. As he approached
the kitchen door, he saw a limp humanoid Ryo-ohki.

"Aw, man! Ryo-ohki!" Jim said, running to the creature. He shook
her a bit and saw the creature begin to stir. "Thank God." At that
point, he heard the screams of a certain blue-haired girl. "SASAMI!"
He ran in the kitchen, igniting the flamethrower. Going in, he saw the
fat SI cornering the princess. "Yo! Fat Bastard!"

"What?" Jeff said, as he saw Jim standing there.

"Step away from Sasami. Now." Jim said, pointing the barrel at his
mansack. "Or you'll know the meaning of the song "Chestnuts roasting on
an open fire"!

"You just want Sasami for yourself!" Jeff said. That made Jim sick
to his stomach. "You can't have her! She's MINE!"

"You ARE sick!" Jim said, ever so closer to pulling the trigger.
"And you need to be put out of your misery!" Jeff, not wanting to miss
this chance to 'have' Sasami, went for a butcher knife. Jim, seeing
this, pointed the barrel of the flamethrower and pulled the trigger,
buring Jeff's hand in the process. Seeing that Jim meant business with
the weapon, ran off and headed for the stairs, the pengiun blasting
fire as he did. "AND STAY AWAY FROM HER, YA' DOUCH!" He went over to a
panel and pushed a button on it. "Guys, I found Jeff and drove him
away."

[Was Sasami there?] came the voice of Sonic.

"Yeah, but she's okay." Jim said "Just look out for the sicko!"
With that, the penguin shut of the system and went to check on Sasami.

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On the next floor, Jeff had finished climbing the stairs and began
to head back around so he can get back to his goal, only to get cut off
by Merc as he turned the corner.

"Going somewhere, fatass?" Merc said, pointing his katana at
Jeff's nose. Jeff began to freak out and ran the opposite direction.
Running towards the staircase heading back to the kitchen, he was
stopped and thrown back by a series of explosions, decmating the
staircase in the process. Hovering down was Sabian, his armor in its 1st
Super mode.

"I usually exterminate bugs, but I'll make an exception here!"
he said, firing at Jeff. Luck must have been with him as both Merc
and Sabian failed to get a single hit on him. One explosion from
Sabian's cannon sent the pedo rolling up the next set of stairs.

"DAMN!" Merc cursed. "Here I was hoping to kill the jerk!"

"Don't worry, there's others ready to off him." Sabian said.
"If he comes back, we'll be ready."

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"They're fucking lunatics!" Jeff said as he recovered from the
attack. Standing up, he began to find another way to return to the
person he 'loved'.

"We're lunatics?!" a voice said from behind him. Jeff turned to
find Jerrod standing there, holding his "whopping" shovel. "Newsflash, pedo:
You're the lunatic!" Jerrod wound up and swung the shovel at
Jeff, causing the metal to collide with his head.
"Baterrrr UP!" Jerrod exclaimed, as another swing collided
with Jeff's mansack, causing the pedo to double over in pain. A split
second later, a bunch of electrical wires zipped out of the walls,
wrapped around Jeff and began electrocuting him. "The hell?"

"Sorry, I got bored waiting." Sabian said as he appeared. "I just
had my computer take over some of the wiring."

"Hey! No fair, Sab!" Jerrod yelled. "You already HAD your turn!"

Sabian looked at the monster.
"FRY, YOU SICK MONSTER!" Just as he began to turn up the juice, Jeff
disappeared. "Where'd he go?"

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Three floors up, Jeff began to slightly convulse, but somehow
began getting better. He stood up and dusted himself off slightly.

"Damn, they're making it hard for me to get back there." Jeff said
as he looked around.

"Oh, we're gonna make it harder!" A voice said. Jeff spun and saw
both Super Saiyan Vegeta and Super Sonic hovering there.

"You know how long we've been waiting for you?" SSJ Vegeta said.

"TOO LONG!" Super Sonic said as he punched him towards the window
nearby. That is, until SSJ Vegeta came and punched him back. For about
five minutes, the two punched, kicked, slapped and headbutted Jeff
around. "This is getting boring. Wanna send him up for his next
torture?"

"Why not?" SSJ Vegeta said. Slapping Jeff back at Super Sonic, the
golden hedgehog flip-kicked the person through the ceiling and through
four more floors. "Wonder who's next to attack him?"

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The fourth floor up, Jeff slammed into something very hard and
was kicked into the wall. As he began to regain his composure, he saw
SSJ Seiyuka 2 standing there.

"Hello there. Did I hurt you?" She asked in her usual nice tone.
She helped Jeff up and and dusted himself off. "I hear you love little
girls." Jeff nodded. "Let me tell you something..." She grabbed Jeff
by the shirt and lifted him up over her head "....what you have is
NOWHERE near 'love'!" She tossed him towards a wall. Before he hit it,
though, SSJ Trunks caught him.

"Whew, thanks man...."Jeff said, before Trunks launched him up
through the ceiling.

"TRUUUUUUUNKS! I wanted to kill him!" Seiyuka whined.

"Sorry, but there are others who want a piece of him, too."
Trunks said.

"Oh, man." Seiyuka said, pouting. "You're no fun. But, I still
love ya!" She wrapped her arms around Trunks and hugged him for all
he was worth.

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The final floor he reached, Jeff was getting very annoyed. He had
been attacked by a hedgehog, three Sayians, a penguin, an outlaw, and
two "madmen". The next person who threatened or attacked him was dead
meat in his eyes.

"I have HAD IT!" Jeff yelled. "What the hell did I do?"

"Would I like to LIST?!" A voice said. He turned and saw both
Kiyone and Princess Ayeka standing there. Kiyone had her bazooka pointed
at Jeff's mansack. Ayeka was just filled with power built from her anger
towards Jeff.

"You're under arrest, you monster!" Kiyone said. Jeff just looked
at the two, grinned and tackled Kiyone. He took her bazooka and pointed
it at her as he pinned her to the ground, at that time, the others
sans Ashura arrived.

"Hey! Let her go!" Jerrod yelld at sicko.

"Make one wrong move and I blow this bitch's head off!" Jeff
shouted.

"Now what?!" Super Sonic said.

"He has us in check....there is nothing we can do." SSJ Vegeta
said, gritting his teeth. At that point a silver blur streaked past the
group and smacked Jeff in the head, causing him to fall on his rear,
allowing Kiyone to take the bazooka back and get away from him. A
few seconds later, a battle cry of pain and anger was let out

"ASHURA?!" Merc said in surprise. Indeed it was the red-quilled
hedgehog. Running past the group from a nearby elevator, he used his
feet to knock Jeff down on his stomach. He retrieved his scythe and
held it near the perv's neck, the flaming blades oh-so-close to him.

"Kick his ass, Ash!" Jim cheered.

"You....are a monster, Jeff." Ashura said. "You are the devil
himself. I have know about many evil fiends in my existance, and you
are at the top of the list. Kagato, Kain, Eggman, Frieza, Cell. They
don't even hold a CANDLE to you!" Ashura's eyes began to water. "Give
me ONE reason why I shouldn't have your neck disconnected from the rest
of your body?" When he stopped talking, Ashura then heard sobbing....
from JEFF! "Heh, thought so! SAYONARA, JEFF NO HENTAI!" He raised his
weapon high over his head and was about to bring it down on Jeff until
Seiyuka caught the weapon. "SEIYUKA! STAY OUTTA THIS!"

"Ashura, we've won." Seiyuka said, calmly. "He's beaten. There's
no need to stoop to his level."

"But....but, Seiyuka...." Ashura said, his voice wavering. Then,
he just let out his pain and anger as tears.

"It's okay, Ashura." Seiyuka said, knealing down. Ashura got off
Jeff and stumbled into Seiyuka's waiting arms, crying on her shoulder.

"Heh." Jeff said, standing up. "You're a bunch of pussies! Y'know,
I'm getting tired of going after Sasami."

"So, you're giving up your evil ways?" Super Sonic asked

"Hell, no! I'm going after that hot bitch Bra!" Jeff said. Big
mistake.

"Oh, shit." Jerrod said, as he, Jim, Ayeka, and everyone else slowly backed
away from the Saiyans.

"You shall not get near my princess!" SSJ Vegeta shouted.

"TOUCH MY SISTER AND DIE!" SSJ Trunks shouted.

"If fact, I. Just. DID!" Jeff said.

"FINAL BIG BANG ATTACK!" the two Super Sayains shouted. Releasing
the Big Bang Attacks simontaniously, the pure Ki energy vaporized Jeff.

"O_O Dammmmmmmmmmn! Remind me NOT to say stuff like that around
them!" Jim said, shutting down the flamethrower.

"You said it, Jimbo!" Jerrod said.

"At last. The nightmare is over." Ayeka said, returning to her
normal garb.

"You said it, 'Yeka" Sonic said, reverting to normal.

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About two hours had passed since the group had taken care of the
evil SI. Through a quick call from Washu, the group had learned that
Bra had NOT been visited by Jeff, which was a big relief to the group.
For some odd reason, they couldn't reach Eggman. Pretty soon, it was
time for the two groups to seperate.

"Wow, I can't believe what has happened in just one day." Ashura
said.

"Yeah. Too bad we gotta go!" Jerrod said.

"Please come with us, Ayeka!" Jim begged. "It would be my greatest
dream come true!" Ayeka giggled at that.

"Thank you, Jim. But, you see, I have to stay here." Ayeka said
"Who else is going to watch the barbaric men here?"

"HEY!" The men shouted. Jim let out a small sigh.

"I understand." Jim said, sadly. He hung his head and headed for
the MST Antartica until Ayeka stopped him.

"But, you know you and your friends are welcome here anytime."
Ayeka said.

"Really?" Jerrod and Jim asked.

"Of course!" Ashura said. "I mean, who wouldn't allow two of the
people who helped save a princess from certain.....certain...."

"That's it." Vegeta said. "What he was trying to do shall never
be mentioned here."

"Just thinking of it gives me the shivers." Seiyuka said,
shivering in fear.

"Heh,heh,heh. Well, gotta go. Can't let His Kingship waiting
any longer." Jerrod said. As Jerrod, Jim, and Kiyone went to leave,
Sasami ran up to Jim.

"Thanks for saving me, Jim. I owe you one." Sasami said. She bent
down and gave the penguin a big hug.

"Thanks, I guess." Jim said, smiling sheepishly. Ayeka went up
to him as well.

"And I owe you my thanks." Ayeka said. With that, she lightly
kissed him on the top of his beak.

"Jimayyyyyyy! Way ta' go!" Jerrod cheered as he gave his best friend two
thumbs up.

"She kissed me....." Jim said, fainting at that.

"Good going. You killed the penguin!" Sonic said.

"Well, you KNOW I'll never hear the end of this." Jerrod said, retreving
his friend. "See ya', dudes!"

The S.O.E Crew watched as the three entered the mech and
disappear.

"Well, that was fun!" Merc said. "Bummer I didn't get to kill
the fat man."

"C'mon, let's head for the bridge and party!" Sabian said. A few
minutes later, the group arrived at the bridge and saw the one person
and robot they thought they would never see.

"EGGMAN! METAL! HERE?!" the said in unison.

"Don't ask us how we got here!" Robotnik said.

[Yeah, even if we did know, we wouldn't tell you.]Metal said. Then
he noticed the looks on most of their faces. [Uh, master?]

"On the count of run, RUN!" Robotnik shouted as the two rushed
off in the opposite direciton, all but Ashura and Seiyuka going after
them.

"Well, I guess they're gonna be happy for awhile." Ashura said,
sitting in a chair.

"You going to be okay, Ashy?" Seiyuka asked. "You were pretty
upset a while back."

"Yeah, I'm fine." Ashura said, smiling at her. "You better
join them or you're gonna miss this chance at attacking Eggman."

"Oh, yeah! See ya!" Seiyuka said, running in the direction the
others went. Ashura sighed as she left. He went into a shelf and pulled
out a CD player, a CD with music he burned on his computer, and his
drawing book. After he placed the CD in the CD player and started it up,
he began drawing as "Live and Learn", the theme song of Sonic Adventure
2, blasted on the speakers.

"I guess nothing's gonna be the same forever." Ashura said.

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Well, that's it for the first season of Mystery Anime Theater
2001! And frankly, it was a blast. Sorry if this part was extremely
long, as I wanted to do the host segment at the end. After what I
went through, I think it's time to take a break from MSTing and go back
to my regular stories. But, hey! Don't think you won't be seeing Ashura,
Vegeta and the others until the beginning of Season Two! The S.O.E
Crew will appear alongside Drag Girl Kacee, MSTing THREE Gundam Wing
fics! The crew will appear in an upcomming MAT2K1 special, as well appear
seperatly in my Tenchi Muyo/Sonic the Hedgehog series. Thanks goes out
to all those who read and laughed at my MSTings and a BIG thanks goes
out to MercStar and Jerrod the Lone Outlaw, who helped me continue
writing my fics through their reviews (Must be my biggest fans ^_^!)!

As always, read and review!
Ashura Hedgehog