Mystery Anime Theater 2001 (MAT2K1) Episode 003 - "The Death of Sailor Moon Parts 1-6" by Ashura Hedgehog ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Sonic the Hedgehog, Dr. Robotnik, and Metal Sonic are the property of Sonic Team and Sega. Princess Ayeka is the property of Pioneer and AIC Vegeta and Future Trunks are owned by Funimation, Akira Toriyami and others. All others are owned by their respective owners. "The Death of Sailor Moon" is owned by Victor Von Doom, and he can keep it! I'm throwing caution in the wind by doing this. I e-mailed the person before and no answer. If he sees this and demands that this be taken down, it WILL be taken down. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- (Satellite of Eggs. Bridge. Everyone is sprawled across the bridge in pure boredum.) Ayeka: ::muttering:: I told you he wouldn't come back. Sonic: Hey, give it time! I'm sure he's just side-tracked. (Space. Sabian is in front of a big red ship, the Yagami.) Sabian: I SWEAR! I was not breaking any laws! Kiyone: ::through screen in his armor:: Yes, you were! You were going 1000 miles in a 800 mile area! Sabian: But....but....I got to get back to Earth! Ayeka, Sonic and the others are trapped in a satellite and..... Kiyone: A likely story! Mihoshi: What if he's telling the truth, Kiyone? Kiyone: Then, we'll find out back at GPHQ! ::Pushes a button. Outside, Sabian is hit by a blue beam and teleported to a cell in the massive ship:: Sabian: ::muttering:: I guess Mihoshi's stupidity's getting to her. (S.O.E Bridge) Sonic: I'm sure he's fine! Ashura: You've said that for the past _3_ days! Shut it! ::Egg Light flashes:: Oh, boy! Ash, Misty and Brock are calling! ::Pushes the button:: (Deep Egg) Robotnik: Well, well, ready for....::notices Sabian missing:: ....where's Starwalker? WHERE'S SABIAN STARWALKER?! (S.O.E Bridge) Vegeta: Sabian? What's a Sabian? Trunks: There's no Sabian here! Seiyuka: Didn't know he was gone. (Deep Egg) Robotnik: HE ESCAPED?!?! ARRRRGH! Metal: ::walking in:: What's up, master? Robotnik: SABIAN ESCAPED!!!! Metal: No big loss! It'll take him a long time to reach the Earth! Robotnik: ::growls:: I hope you're right! ::Turns to the screen:: In the meantime, I'll put in a replacement. ::Covers eyes and pushes a button on the panel:: (S.O.E Bridge) Ayeka: Right now, I'd prefer Miss Ryoko. Sonic: No way! Shadow! Trunks: Perhaps my mother. ::A whumping sound comes from another room:: Voice: Where am I? Ayeka: SASAMI?! ::Runs to where the voice came from. The rest bash their heads on anything they can get.:: Ashura: WHY? Merc: WE COULD HAVE SOMEONE COOL! BUT, WE'RE STUCK WITH A LITTLE GIRL! Vegeta: I COULDA HANDLED KAKKAROTTO! I COULDA HANDLED PICCOLO! I COULDA EVEN HANDLED.....waaaaaaaaaaaait! Did that princess say 'Sasami'? Seiyuka: Yeah, why? Vegeta: She's bonded to that goddess, right? ::The others get a big grin on their faces:: (Deep Egg) Robotnik: Oh, nonononononono! No Juraian goddess is gonna help you! Metal: Yeah! And if you do.... Robotnik: METAL! SHUT IT! Anyway, you're latest experiment is a copycatting story called "The Death of Sailor Moon"! And I hope it goes down extremely hard! Metal, you know what to do! Metal: Aye,aye, captain. ::Goes to push the button until Togepi waddles by, stepping on the button:: STUPID EGG! ::Punts Togepi:: Robotnik: METAL SONIC! Do it again and I'm disconecting you! (S.O.E Bridge) Sonic: Well, that was odd. Merc: I want to eat the egg when we get out! ::Lights and sirens go off:: Trunks: FANFIC SIIIIIIIIIIIGN! (Door Sequence) (Theater. Seating order R to L: Ayeka,Sasami,Sonic,Ashura,Merc,Vegeta,Trunks Seiyuka.) Sonic: At least we got a cook here! Sasami: Sonic! So, that's where you've been! Sonic: Long story. Don't ask! Vegeta: Shut it! The fic's starting! >THE DEATH OF SAILOR MOON Merc: YAY! >Episode 1 Vegeta: The Annoying Menace! >DOOMSDAY Sonic: ::hums Doomsday Zone theme:: >It was a bright day, the sun was at it's best, Seiyuka: How can "the sun be at it's best?" Ashura: Just smile and nod, babe! >the birds where singing >and everyone was enjoying the day specially a blond girl Merc: ARRGGH! Bad spelling! Bad grammar! Ashura: ::Eyes go wide:: Oh, no! It's a VICTOR VON DOOM FIC! Ayeka: Oh, no! You're kidding me! ::Ashura shakes his head. All scream:: >with a >particular hair stile, two ponytails with tops that looked like >meatballs. Trunks: ::as Homer Simpson:: Mmm....meatballs! ::starts drooling:: Seiyuka: You better NOT be drooling over the girl! Trunks: ::Snaps out of it!:: Wha? No, I wasn't! ::Seiyuka begins to water up:: Aw, you know I care for you! ::Hugs Seiyuka. She calms down:: Seiyuka: ::Sighs:: You're sweet. >- She was walking in the company of other four young girls >and they were talking about their adventures as the suited sailor >soldiers known as the Sailor Scouts. Vegeta:: ::Eyes twitches:: Did anyone understand that last sentence? >-You know what Serena ? I'm happy to see that we defeated the Negaverse >once and for all this time. Ashura: Psssh. You still gotta handle the Dark Moon Family, the Heartsnatchers, the Dead Moon Circus, and Galaxia! Merc: Fanboy! Ashura: Oh, be quiet! >-You're right Lita, finally we can have some peace, no more fighting >evil creatures, no more life risking stuff ah, this is great. Ayeka: Until she trips over her feet, causing her to slam face first on the sidewalk! Sasami: Is this what you guys do here, sister? ::Ayeka nods:: Ooh!Ooh! I wanna do one! >-Yeah, now I can study all day without any interruption. >Added the blue haired one. Sonic: Who? There are butt-loads of blue-haired girls! >-AMY ! ! ! ! Sonic: Oh, that blue-haired girl. >Was the unison answer of the other four. >They continued walking until they arrived to Lita's apartment where she >prepared some sandwiches and then the girls started to watch a movie >on the TV. Sasami: So, Lita prepared sandwiches while watching a movie? Vegeta: That's one able girl! >- Meanwhile in a mountain near the city a man in a Negaverse Uniform >was inside of a tunnel trying to open a steel door that was at the end >of it. Merc: So, John Henry became a Negaverse goon? Ashura: Oh, man. I getting a headache. >- He used his powers but was unable to open it, Ayeka: He musta been one of the weaker creatures. >then he noticed that >there was an easier way to open the door, he found that there was some >sort of lock on it, he managed to find the key who was hidden near by. Seiyuka: It was under the welcome mat. >- The door opened and a huge creature emerged, Sonic: It was Eggman after he eats the "All-U-Can-Eat Buffet"! All: ::Screams:: >the Negaverse officer >tried to talk to it but the creature killed him with a single blow, >then it got out walking towards the city. Trunks: Welp, scratch one menace! Another one to go! Ashura: ::Looking at creature:: Where have I seen him from? >In Lita's house the girls where watching TV when the movie they were >watching was interrupted to transmit a special bulletin : Merc: The fic has been cancelled! ::All cheer:: Robotnik: ::Through P.A:: Oh,no you don't! >"This is a live newscast from the entrance of the city, a big monster >has been spotted. Sasami: It's one of the deformed 101 Dalmations! Vegeta: Uh, Ayeka? Your sis just mentioned Disney....:: Gets punched in the teeth:: Ayeka: Sasami gets special privalages! >- Our informants said that this creature already >killed two people, we hope that the >Sailor Scouts show up to stop this hideous creature before other >innocent people gets hurt..." Sonic: WHAT?! These people think that those girls are the only heros! What about me? And Goku? And Tenchi? Heck, even Mario and those Powerpuff Girls! Ashura: Stay frosty, Sonikku! >Luna turned the TV off. Seiyuka: Question. HOW? >-Transform and lets get on our way now ! ! ! >Ordered the black cat. Ashura: Awesome! A cool comic character! Merc: Ashy. They're referring to Luna. Ashura: Damn! >In a matter of minutes the five girls turned into five beautiful >sailor suited scouts, then the five lefted the apartment and headed >towards the place where the creature was attacking. Vegeta: ::Eyes go wide:: They must be Sayians to carry that thing all the way there! Trunks: Father, it's called a spelling mistake >- When the girls saw the size of the creature they were terrified but >they knew that they had to stop it at all costs. Sonic: Cash or check? Sasami: Paper or Plastic? Ayeka: Boxers or Briefs? Merc: Fried Togepi or Scrambled? >-O.K. Sailor Mercury make a scan of the creature and tell us if it has >a weak point ! Seiyuka: ::as Sailor Mercury:: But Sailor Moon! We didn't buy one! ::rimshot:: >Hearing the order of Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury activated her visor >and started to press some keys on her computer to get a description of >the creature, just like if it knew what she wanted the creature took a >big tree and waited until the moment when she lowered her head to see >the computer, to throw the tree against her. Sonic: Ah, reverse "George of the Jungle"! Sasami: Huh? Sonic: Instead of a person running into a tree, the tree runs into the person. -Sailor Mercury look out ! ! Screamed Sailor Venus Ayeka: ::as Sailor Venus:: ...for that... >She only got time to scream as the tree hitted her Ayeka: ::as Sailor Venus:: ....tree. >and then, due to the >brutal force of the impact crushed her body against other tree, she >falled to the floor Ashura: I thought they were outside? Seiyuka: Take your own advice and smile and nod. >bleeding from her nose and mouth, Sailor Mars got >beside her. >-Sailor Moon she's badly injured ! ! Vegeta: Allow me to make it worse! ::Goes Super Saiyan and prepares the Final Flash:: FINAL FLASH! ::Launches it at the screen. No effect:: Merc: We've tried it millions of times. No harm in going for a million and one. >-Get her to a hospital, now ! ! We will try to stop the creature until >you get back ! ! > >-OK. Sasami: ::as whoever spoke last:: Have fun getting killed! Ashura: First the monster, then the story. WHERE have I seen this? >Sailor Mars lefted the area Vegeta: DAMN! She is one strong Sailor! Trunks: Father.... Vegeta: Stuff it, boy! I enjoy that type of spelling screw-ups >and took Sailor Mercury to a hospital to >get medical attention, meanwhile Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Venus and >Sailor Moon continued their battle to stop the creature, Sailor Venus >tried to use her Venus Love Me Chain but the creature broke it easily, >Sailor Jupiter tried to use her thunder but the creature blocked it as >well. Sonic: Y'know, that was the worst run-on sentence I've ever seen. >- Sailor Moon used her tiara but it was as ineffective as her >friends previous attacks. Ashura: ::as Pokemon Stadium announcer:: Oh, it has no effect on the creature! All but Sasami: MENTION POKEMON AGAIN AND DIE!!!! >- Suddenly the creature showed an incredible >speed and runned towards Sailor Jupiter Sonic: ::Laughs:: I've seen better! Merc: Like you? Sonic: No. Mihoshi running from Kiyone after screwing something up BIG TIME! >hitting her in the abdomen >with a blow so brutal that she was impulsed seven meters above the >ground before falling back to the ground again were she lost >conciseness. Ayeka: ::as baseball commentator:: She's going....going....oh, SHE'S OUTTA THERE! IT'S A HOMERUN! ::All cheer:: >- In the hospital Sailor Mars was shattered with Doctor Anderson's >diagnostic : Sasami: ::Makes glass breaking sounds:: Ashura: And Tex Avery decides to take over. >Sailor Mercury got all her ribs broken, a punctured lung, >and she probably never walk again due to a broken vertebra in her lower >back, crying S. Mars lefted the hospital and headed back to the are >were the other scouts were trying to stop that monstrous creature. >When she got there, the spectacle was horrible, Sailor Jupiter was down >and Sailor Venus was aiding her while Sailor Moon was trying to stop >the monster with all she got, but the creature seemed unstoppable, >Sailor Mars tried to stop it with all her might using her mars fire but >the creature took the shot and then jumped falling in front of her, S. >Mars was unable to react and the creature took her by her neck and >smashed her body against a wall several times until she fainted with >her body full of broken bones and hemorrhages. ::All look in sheer horror:: Ayeka: My word... Vegeta: That was the longest run-on sentence in history! >- Seeing this Sailor Venus tried to use a physical attack that she used >when she was Sailor V, Merc: Sailor WHO? ::Ashura opens his mouth:: Save it. ::Ashura closes it:: >but the creature hitted her so hard that she >falled twenty meters away from it, by that time an ambulance was >transporting Sailor Mars and Sailor Jupiter to the same hospital were >Amy was. Ayeka: Hey, you forgot one! >- In the meantime Sailor Moon tried to stop the monster using her Lunar scepter Ashura: The correct names for that weapon is either Moon Sceptor or Cutie Moon Rod! Seiyuka: Thank you, Mr. Encyclopedia! Ashura: Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me. ::under his breath:: At least I don't get upset over what my lover does. ::Seiyuka goes Super Saiyan, tackles Ashura and raises her fist.:: Seiyuka: ::Through gritted teeth:: That's the last straw! You're dead now! Ashura: ::starts whimpering:: I'm sorry....please don't hurt me.... Sonic: Seiyuka, let it go. I think the story's getting to us. Seiyuka: ::sighs and powers down:: Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry, Ashura. You forgive me? ::Ashura nods. Seiyuka smiles and hugs him, nearly cracking a rib. The two get back in their seats.:: >but when she was about to use it the creature throwed a metal >pipe against her, she ducked but the pipe cuted her uniform in the >shoulder and made a cut on her skin. Vegeta: Some dodge. Trunks: I'll say. >- She stood up bleeding from her >shoulder and faced the creature again, she used her Lunar Scepter and >the creature falled back, She thought that it was over, and turned her Merc: Hey, Vic. There's a button beside the comma. It's called a period. Use it more often, okay? >back on it to check on Venus when the creature, using it's great speed >tackled her from behind, the brutal impact made her hit the wall of a >building, thinking that the little blond girl couldn't do anymore >damage he turned his back, but Sailor Moon stood up and runned towards >the creature to attack it from behind, Sasami: Those two must be real dumb just to think they can't do anymore when they can. >but he was aware of that and >turned around, taking her with his two hands, he started to crush her >little body, she knew that this was her last fight and that she >couldn't let that creature go away, she took her scepter and placing >the top on the head of the creature, she discharged on it the last bit >of energy she got, Vegeta: Hey! She's ripping off Zero! Merc: The "Megaman X" Zero? ::Vegeta nods:: AHHHHH!! >the creature knowing that his end was near give one >last shot to the blond girl, with one last effort he compressed her >body with all his might hearing the scream of the blond girl, then he >dropped her as he falled down with her. Ashura: Now I KNOW this is a story ripoff! But, which one? >Tuxedo Mask arrived Sonic: A little late there, dude. Trunks: I was wondering if he was appearing. >and he saw the scene : a dead creature on one side >and Sailor Moon on the other, he runned towards Sailor Moon while >another ambulance took Sailor Venus to the hospital for medical care. Seiyuka: I see the Japanese EMS is slow. >- Tuxedo Mask got the shattered body of Sailor Moon in his arms, the >girl opened her eyes to ask one last question : Sasami: ::as Sailor Moon:: Is it over yet? Merc: That's the same question I was going to ask. >-The monster... is he... is he ::Ashura starts twitching:: Merc: Ashy, what's...? Ashura: THIS IS A RIPOFF OF THE "DOOMSDAY" STORYLINE! Ayeka: Huh? Ashura: THE FIRST PART OF THE "DEATH AND RETURN OF SUPERMAN" STORY! AND I _KNOW_ WHAT'LL HAPPEN NEXT! -You stopped him Sailor Moon, you saved us all, now relax until... Vegeta: ::as Tux:: ...this train wreak ends. >Then she smiled taking his hand, after this she closed her eyes and her >hand falled to the ground, he tried to help her but it was too late, >for this is the day that Sailor Moon died. ::Ashura screams until he starts getting dizzy. Sasami starts crying.:: Ayeka: Sasami, what's wrong? Sasami: ::crying:: Sailor Moon's dead! What did she do to deserve that? Merc: Who knows, who cares? >To be continued... All but Sasami: NOOOOOO! Seiyuka: Let's get outta here. (Reverse Door Sequence) (S.O.E Bridge. Sasami is still crying. Vegeta, Merc and Sonic are holding their ears.) Vegeta: Make her SHUT UP! Merc: Why did we bring her in there? Sonic: She didn't cry THAT much when Metal Ryoko blew up Yugi! Ashura: There's only one option for something like this. All there: WHAT? Ashura: Just watch. ::Calls up Robotnik:: Hey, Pilsbury Dough Boy! (Deep Egg. Robotnik is feeding Togepi. Metal Sonic is dressed up in an apron.) Robotnik: That's a good egg! Eat it all....::sees screen::...DANG IT! Why do you do this? Metal: Probibly to see how dorky you are. (S.O.E.) Ashura: Look, Sasami's upset and won't stop crying. Do you mind bringing down Ryo-ohki or something? ::All nod:: (Deep Egg) Robotnik: Oh, alright. Now leave me alone! ::Pushes button:: (S.O.E. Ryo-ohki appears on Vegeta's head.) Sasami: Huh? ::Sniffles and sees who's on Vegeta:: Ryo-ohki! Ryo-ohki: Mew? ::Sees Sasami:: ME-YAHHH! ::Leaps into her arms:: Sasami: RYO-OHKI! ::Hugs her friend:: Ashura: See? Problem solved! Sonic: Thank goodness. Merc: Now let's get back in there and finish this POS! ::Sirens blare:: Ayeka: Alright, everyone. Fanfic sign! (Door Sequence. Ryo-ohki is perched on Sasami's head. The two's silloettes appear to give Sasami rabbit ears.) (Theater) Ayeka: Ready, Sasami? Sasami: You bet, sister! Seiyuka: Great to see her back to normal! >THE DEATH OF SAILOR MOON >Episode 2 Trunks: Audience: Zero! >FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND ::Ashura starts twitching:: Ashura: Not another story ripoff! >-NO ! PLEASE GOD NO !DON’T TAKE HER ! Sasami: ::as bratty whoever-said-that:: She's mine! You can't take her! Merc: She's getting the hang of it! >This were the screams of a man who saw her life’s love die in his arms Vegeta: Whoa,whoa,whoa! Tux had a sex change in the same line! Sonic: Oh, that's just great! >after a fierce battle with a creature that was powerful enough to take >down all the Sailor Scouts before dying at the hands of the girl that >was in the arms of the man that loved her with all his heart. Trunks: Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department. >- Tuxedo Mask hugged the corpse of Sailor Moon while he cried for >several minutes with Luna beside him, until an ambulance took the body >to transport it to the morgue. >In the hospital Amy was the first to awake, the last thing she remembered Sonic: ...Was ramming an ice knife through Sailor Moon's back! Ashura: You read 'The Ultimate Battle', too? Sonic: Sure did! Horrific little POS, too. >was the sight of a tree coming at her, then blackness, she was shocked All: PI-KA-CHU! when she noticed that she didn’t had any sensibility below her waist, after a few seconds of shock she understanded it well : She will never walk again. All: Awwww! >- Tears formed in her eyes knowing that her days as a sailor scout >were over, then she noticed that Darien was in the window looking at >the stars, she decided to ask him about Sailor Moon Ashura: Periods, Viccy! Use the period button! >-Darien, where is Serena ? she is OK right ? Merc: ::as Darien:: Oh, yeah, she's fine! If you considered being six feet under okay. >Without turning around he started to cry as he talked >-She...she...she is dead, dead ! I let her die Amy ! Vegeta: Oh, she woulda died WITH your help! Amy was speechless, she couldn’t believe what she just heard, Sailor Moon was death, ::All laugh:: Ayeka: Oh, my. That's rich! Sasami: Now I see what she's gonna be throughout the rest of the fic! Sonic: ::to Sasami:: The universe's worst Grim Reaper! >Serena her best friend, the only person who wanted to be her friend >when she arrived to Juban High was death, she was never going to see >those bright blue eyes again, she will never heard her laugh again, >Amy covered her face with her hands and started to cry. Seiyuka: ::as Amy:: She owed me 10 bucks, too! >Mina entered the room, she only got an arm broken, she didn’t heard >what happened so she was supprised to find both Darien and Amy crying, Ashura: She's gonna find out in 5....4....3... >-Wha...What is going on here ? Ashura: ....2.....1..... >Amy stopped for a brief moment and called Mina to get beside her, the >blond girl sitted on the bed and Amy told her about Sailor Moon, Ashura: .....now! Mina stood up literally losing it Trunks: ::snickering:: There's a place for that Mina. It's called the bathroom. >-NO !NO !NO !NO !NO !THIS HAS TO BE A LIE ! TELL ME THAT YOU’RE LYING >MERCURY ! ::All scream:: Sonic: My ears! Seiyuka: I'm going deaf! Merc: What? Seiyuka: I SAID....! Merc: I heard you the first time. >Seeing the reaction of Mina, Darien hugged her and she started to cry >uncontrollably in his arms Ayeka: Humph! Look how faithful he is! His beloved dies and he goes to another ditz. >-Why Darien why ?She didn’t deserve to end like this. Merc: Yes, she diiiiiiiid! >Three days later, Lita and Rei were authorized to leave the hospital, Vegeta: ::as recipiant:: Get out and stay out! >but they were supposed to be on bed at home for at least a week, Mina, >Luna and Artemis joined them as they walked towards the room were Amy >was to pick her up, the three girls entered the room and were >suprissed Vegeta: ::as wrestling commentator:: Oh, the girls just got suprissed by.... Ashura: Veggie, give it up. >when they saw a wheel chair closer to the bed. Merc: So, it's normal procedure to take someone out of the hospital in a wheelchair. >- Amy was dressed up and was sitted on the edge of the bed waiting >for them. >-Well what are you waiting for Amy ?, let’s go ! >Asked Lita Trunks: Uhhh.....we're missing a sentence here! What did she asked? And who the hell said the last comment! >With tears on her eyes Amy answered her Seiyuka: ::as Amy:: I got a booboo! >-Could you please get my wheelchair closer so we can go ? Ayeka: ::as Lita:: Go? Seiyuka: ::as Amy:: Yeah, y'know, 'go'! Ayeka: ::as Lita:: Oh, that 'go'! >The three girls and the two cats stood there motionless only looking >at her, until Amy made them react >-Stop looking at me like that ! ! ! I’m not a freak ! ! Vegeta: You were a freak to begin with, woman! >Rei sitted besides her while Luna got on her lap. Ashura: ::shakes head:: I'm sorry, but that sentence just screamed out 'lemon scene' Sonic: Now who's worried about stealing Crow's schtick? >-We’re sorry Amy, but we didn’t expect this and.. >-Stop it Rei, just get the wheelchair and let’s go Merc: That's Amy's way of saying 'Get bent'. >Rei stood up and got the wheelchair helping Amy to get on it. Ashura: 'Get IN it'! The correct way of saying it is 'get IN it'! >- Later that day the four girls, Darien and the cats were in a valley >outside of the city, Serena’s body was inside of a golden coffin with >a crystal top that allowed them to see her. Seiyuka: Musta been very expencive! >- She was beautiful, it looked like she was sleeping, but they knew >that she was dead, Ayeka: Well, I'll be Ryoko's aunt! He said 'dead' right! He didn't say 'she was death'! ::All cheer:: >suddenly the silver crystal started to glow, it >became so bright that it was impossible to look at it directly then it >diminished and the girls were shocked when they saw Queen Serenity >with the body of Sailor Moon on her arms. Vegeta: ....And boy was she heavy! Sasami: That's what she gets for all that candy. >-My daughter, you died fighting evil, now it’s time for you to rest, >let me take you to the moon where you can rest of you’re continuous >struggle. Trunks: Did anyone understand that? ::All shook their heads:: Sonic: ::Looks up:: Queen Serenity, if you can hear us, please smite the author's happy butt for us for your traversity of character. >The crystal separated from Serena’s uniform and floated towards Mina. >-Take it Mina, you will take charge now, until the time came for the >moon to return Seiyuka: That won't be long! Ashura: Yeah, in about a few hours. >Mina took the crystal and Queen Serenity disappeared taking Serena’s >body with her. All: And she can keep it! >-until then moon returns ? >Asked Luna to herself ::Sonic and Ashura "moon" the screen:: Ayeka: ::to the hedgehogs:: That wasn't needed, you two. Sonic: Sure, it did! >Two days later the girls were on the park when suddenly Zoicite >appeared Merc: Oh, boy. Storyline ripoff AND Resurrection fic in one! This IS gonna hurt. Seiyuka: Wait, where's the moon? Vegeta: Must of forgotten it. >-Well well Sailor Moon is dead and Sailor Mercury is crippled what a >beautiful sight hahaha ! ! ! Ayeka: Mr. Von Doom must have been a bad kung-fu scripter in a past life. >They were shocked the see her alive because they knew that she was >death Sasami: She must be who Sailor Moon replaced. >-Zoicite ! ? How come you’re alive ? Sonic: ::as Zoicite:: Well, I was sick and tired of listening to Frieza talk about being beaten by a "monkey" and Kagato's organ music is JUST ANNOYING! >-Well some of the Negaverse survivors found a way to revive me and >now I’m going to finish what I started long ago, before you killed >Queen Beryl ! ! Ashura: What? Try to find a bunch of Chaos Emerald ripoffs? Sonic: Heh.....Knuckles wanted those, too! >Mina, Lita and Rei transformed and prepared to face their enemy Sasami: Short, sweet and to the point. >-Amy stay here with Luna and Artemis >Ordered Mina >The three scouts tried to fight against the Negaverse General but >they were unsuccessful, seeing this Amy tried to stand up to help her >friends, but she falled to the ground, Luna and Artemis got beside her Ayeka: I am getting sick and tired of the run-on sentences! >-I’m a good for nothing now ! !Why ! ! Why did this had to happen ? Ashura: God must hate'cha! >Amy started to cry on the grass Merc: Aw, man! She's ruining the weed! >Finally Zoicite decided to stop the battle and left, Seiyuka: ::as Zoicite:: Let them grovel in their self-pity! That's better than killing them now! >then the girls >runned towards Amy to help her, what they didn’t expected was her >reaction. >-STAY AWAY FROM ME ! !I DON’T NEED YOUR PITY ! ! ! I MAY BE CRIPPLED >NOW BUT I CAN DO THE THINGS ON MY OWN YOU UNDERSTAND ! ! ? All: ::holding their ears:: STOP SHOUTING! >The she started to cry until she fainted. >- When she opened her eyes she was laying on a bed and Lita was >sleeping in a chair near by, she saw the clock on the wall and noticed >that she was unconscious for almost three or four hours she also >noticed that she was back in the hospital. Merc: She was scheduelled for a lobotomy! >- Suddenly she felt a hand on her shoulder. Trunks: Thing in a cameo appearance. >-How do you feel Amy ? Ayeka: ::as Amy:: Like S**T! >It was Lita who awoke and got beside her. >-Why Lita ? >-Why what ? >-Why did this happen to me ? What did I do to deserve this punishment ? Sasami: ::as Lita:: You were a wimp! Wimps are always being picked on! Ashura: Hey, I'm a wimp! Watch what you say, okay? >-Amy, we have risked our lives many times defending earth against the >Negaverse, sooner or later something like this could happen. Sonic: Talk about timing! >-Sailor Mercury is dead Lita Vegeta: No, she's right there talking. >-What ? Ayeka: SHE SAID "SAILOR MERCURY IS DEAD LITA"! Sheesh! >-Look at me, I tried to help you in the park but it was useless, I’m >not capable of being a Sailor Scout anymore Im notLita, Ashura: "notLita"? >I’ m a useless >piece of garbage know, a crippled good for nothing. Trunks: This story is a useless piece of garbage and good for nothing! >-That’s not true, there other ways for you to help us, and believe me, >you’re not a good for nothing or a piece of garbage either. Seiyuka: Yeah, you're good for cheating off homework! >They talked for about an hour after which Amy falled asleep. Sonic: Man, Lita musta bored her to sleep! >A MONTH LATER Ayeka: And the moon has yet to return. >Amy was in her classroom when the school principal entered to >introduce a new student. Sonic: This must be the missing moon! >-This is our new student, her name is Sonia Vegeta: Blade! Ayeka: Wonderland! Vegeta: Huh? Ayeka: Y'know. ::Singing:: Get ready, love'll leave you cryin'! Vegeta: Oh. At least you GET a cool song! >Hall Ayeka and Vegeta: DAMN! >and she was >transferred from Chicago . Merc: Home of the Bulls. >Amy was shocked, Sonia was a mirror image of Serena, the only >difference was that Sonia’s hair was light brown and her hair was >curled, but she got the same hairstyle two ponytails with tops that >resembled meatballs. Ashura: ::holding head:: How can one be a mirror image of someone if they look different? HUH?! HUH?! Sasami: ::patting his head:: There, there. It's okay. >- She got to sit beside her >-Hi my name is Amy Anderson Ashura: ::steam coming out of his ears:: HER LAST NAME'S MIZUNO! NOT ANDERSON! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH! ::Head explodes. No blood and guts though:: Ayeka: Wow, I didn't know he could do that. Ashura: ::head reformed:: Neither did I. >-I’m Sonia hehe Vegeta: "Sonia hehe"? I thought her name was Sonia Hall? Sonic: As long as it isn't a pink prissy hedgehog, I'm FINE! ::mutters:: Stupid 'Sonic Underground'. >well you knew that already don’t you, I heard that >you are the best student in town. ::All laugh:: >-Well sort of. All: Thank you! >-I always fail maybe you can help me sometime. Ayeka: ::as Amy:: No way! >Amy was speechless >-Why does she have all those resemblance’s with Serena Merc: Don't know, don't care. >- she thought >-could it be possible that she.. Trunks: She WHAT? WHAT? >To be continued... All: NOOOOOOOOOO! ::All leave.:: (Reverse Door Sequence) (S.O.E Bridge.) Merc: Alright, Ashy! It seems that you know ALOT about this "Von Doom" character. Mind explaining it to us? Ashura: Alright, but it's kinda long, so I'll try to keep it short. ::The others sit down. A screen appears behind Ashura. The lights go down and a picture of the comic Victor Von Doom appears.:: This is the true Vic Von Doom. This is the person the fanfic writer of this story based his pen name off of. :: The picture changes to show the Sailor Soldiers:: All his stories he does invlolve these girls. Ayeka: What happens to them? Ashura: Simple! ::Picture changes to the Sailor Soldiers with Spider-Man:: Ususally they meet the hero or heros of the story, ::Screen switches to a battle scene:: battle the villians, ::screen switches to show four grave markers:: and ends up losing one, some, or most of the team in the process. Sonic: Who have they met? ::Lights goes on:: Ashura: Let's see, he's made them meet Spider-Man, Venom, Dr. Doom, the X-Men, Xena, the Terminator, the Mortal Kombattants, Batman, He-Man... All: HE-MAN?!?! Ashura: Yeah. Where was I? Oh, yeah....Tommy and Chuckie from Rugrats, and I think that's it. Vegeta: DAMN! He's a poor little soul to do stuff like that. Ashura: Yeah, and I hear both the Sailors and the X-Men attacked one of the many "Deeps" back on Earth for the X-Men crossover when it was shown on a Satellite around here! Sasami: I feel sorry for those who hafta read that stuff. ::All nod. Sirens blare.:: Sonic: Fanfic sign, guys! (Door Sequence) (Theater) >THE DEATH OF SAILOR MOON >Episode 3 Sonic: Audience: -1 and dropping SuperSonic fast! >HEART AND SOUL Vegeta: What this story LACKS! >Amy was shocked Merc: She had her fingers in the socket! >-This is incredible >-she thought >- This girl is a mirror image of Serena, it’s like...no her lost has >been something so unexpected for all of us, everyone looks like her >and... Sasami: Oh, great. She's talking to herself. >-You OK ? >Asked Sonia. Sonic: I was wondering the SAME thing myself. >-Uh ? oh don’t worry, I was thinking only, what do have to do after >school ? I want you to meet my friends. Ayeka: What's with the punctuation spacing? Vegeta: That's nothing! Check this out! !BIG BANG ATTACK! ::All look in shock:: Merc: How did'ja...? Vegeta: Practice. >-Nothing, I would really love that. >After school Amy and Sonia went to Rei’s temple where the other girls >were waiting for her. Trunks: They were going to kick both of their.....waitasec! How the heck did Amy get up there?! There's no handicap deal at the shrine! Seiyuka: Don't think about it, m'love. ::Cuddles up with Trunks:: >-Hi girls ! ! >-Hi Amy come in. >-There is someone I want you to meet. Ayeka: ::as Amy:: His name is Andy! Sonic: ::screams:: NOT MR. D.i.C! AHHHHHHHH! >The girls were supprised, it wasn’t normal that Amy bring someone to >their meetings, but they were more amazed when Amy introduced Sonia. Vegeta: and her friends Liu Kang and Johnny Cage! >-Serena !? >-No Mina, this is Sonia Hall a new girl in my classroom she was >transferred from Chicago. Ashura: She came from the Bozo School of Clowns! >-Who is this Serena, I would like to meet her. >Asked Sonia >-I’m sorry Sonia but Serena died a month ago in a car accident. All: LIAR! >Answered Lita with tears on her eyes. Sasami: ::as Lita:: Get 'em off! Get 'em off! >-I’m sorry, she was a good friend of you, wasn’t she ?, I can tell by >your reaction. >-She was the best friend anyone could ever had. >Added Rei. Ayeka: Yeah, and Mihoshi's a genius. >Suddenly Darien entered the room to visit the girls, but when he saw >Sonia he runned towards her and after giving her a hug he tried to kiss >her, but Sonia slapped him. All: HIT 'EM AGAIN! HARDER! >-LET ME GO YOU PERVERT ! ! ! Sonic: WOAH! When did Noboyuki appear? Vegeta: Forget him! It's that old man, Roshi, in disguise! >WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM ! ! >-But Serena I.. >-I’M NOT SERENA ! ! ! LET ME GO ! ! ! SOMEONE HELP ME ! ! ! >Supprised Darien unhanded her and Amy explained to him who this girl >was while Mina and Rei took care of Sonia explaining to her why Darien >had such behavior. Trunks: ::as Mina:: He's like that when he doesn't take his medicine. >- Darien apologized to Sonia and then he left. Merc: Well, he was pointless. >After that the girls started to do their homework but all the time >they looked at Sonia, remembering the times when Serena used to be with >them, finally Sonia lefted and the girls started to talk about her >resemblance with Serena. Vegeta: Oh, stop talking about her and MOVE ON! That's what we did when Kakkarotto died after Cell blew up. >-Amy, didn’t you noticed the incredible resemblance between Sonia and >Serena ? >Asked Mina Sonic: ::as Mina:: Like her ditzyness? >-As a matter of fact yes, but I thought that it was my imagination, >that’s why I bring her here. >-Remember what Queen Serenity said when she gave me the Silver Crystal ? >She told me to keep it until the moon returns, could it be possible >that Sonia might be.. Seiyuka: Well, let's see. She LOOKS like Serena, ACTS like Serena, so Sonia might BE Serena. Ashura: At least there won't be any cyborg Sailor Moons in this. Or a girl who dresses like a Terminator Sailor Moon and takes it to the extreme. >-I don’t think so Mina, she may look like her outside but inside she >is totally different. Merc: She's a MAN! ::All scream:: >Answered Amy. >-Girls, there is something I have to tell you, it’s about Sonia. >-What is it Rei ? >Asked Lita >-Well, when she arrived I felted the same aura I used to sense when >Serena was around and I don’t understand it, I have never felt the >same kind of aura in two different persons, everyone has a different o >ne, even twins have different auras each. Vegeta: So? >- But this time, it was just like if I Serena was in front of me. Ayeka: Maybe she WAS! >-Luna and I will go after her and try to investigate all we can about >her. Sasami: Who said that? I'm confused. ::Ryo-ohki hops on Sasami's lap. She begins to pet the cabbit.:: >-OK. Artemis but please be careful. >-No problem Mina. >Then the two cats lefted to follow Sonia. Vegeta: Pretty damn strong cats! >- Meanwhile, in the ruins of the Negaverse Zoicite was informed about >this girl as well. >-So, there is a possibility that Sailor Moon may return after all, OK >then keep an eye on her day and night you understand ? Trunks: My head hurts! I can't take much more of this! Seiyuka: ::wraps her arms around Trunks:: It's okay. I'm here. >-Yes My Lady >Answered a Negaverse Soldier Ashura: ::as Regis:: Is that you final answer >-That fool of Jadeite got himself killed trying to control the monster, Sonic: So, it was Jadeite who was in the beginning of the fic! >pool fool I told him not to but he had to disagree. Merc: "Pool fool"? What's that? Someone who acts like an idiot at a pool? >- HAHAHA ! ! ! Thanks to him now I’m the new Queen of the Negaverse, >or what’s left of it. Vegeta: ::looks at remains:: Yeah, just the throne and a few feet of room. >Meanwhile Sonia was on her way home followed closely by Luna and >Artemis, it started to get dark and she decided to use a shortcut >passing through a deserted house, she was walking on a hall when three >men appeared one in front of her and the other two behind her. Merc: Finally, my hired help's arrived. >-Well what do have here, looks like we are going to have some fun don’t >you agree guys? All: Nope! >Said the man that was in front of her. >-hehe yeah. Ashura: Beavis in a cameo appearance Answered another >-Could you please let me go I have to get home. >-Why of course we will, but first we are going to have a little fun >with you. Sasami: We're going to the park first, then we'll come back for some board games! >Suddenly one of the men that was behind her took her by her wrist >while the one in front ripped her blouse and skirt, Ayeka: SASAMI, DON'T LOOK! ::covers her sister's eyes:: Seiyuka: Oh, great. Now we've added rape fic to this story! Vegeta: ::drooling at the sight of Sonia's body. :: I'll say. ::Sonic nods, drooling as well. Seiyuka sighs.:: >she started to >scream and suddenly a crescent moon appeared in her forehead and >started to glow and becoming so bright that the three thugs runned >scared by the strange phenomenon. Ashura: The Pokemon Phenomenon. >- Then she falled to the ground uncouncius, Luna got beside her while Artemis returned to the temple to call the girls. >- An hour later she was in the temple resting on Rei’s bed, she was >unaware of that and when woke up and found herself surrounded she >started to scream again Sasami: Breaking glass in a five mile radius! >until Lita slapped her to put her back on her >senses. All: HIT HER AGAIN! HARDER! >- Then she started to cry until Luna jumped in front of her and >talked to her. >-Sonia look at me please. >-The...The...cat...talks Sasami: ::mocking:: The...the...rabbit...meows? Sonic: ::ditto:: The...the...hedgehog...runs? Ayeka: ::ditto:: The...the...demon's....ugly? >Suddenly a light emerged from Luna’s crecent moon and then crecent >moon that appeared on her foreahead appeared again then she looked >around amazed. Merc: ::stoned:: That was some good shit, man. Look at the colors. >-I’m a princess? Ayeka: No, me and my sister are princesses. You are nothing >-Your destiny is to take the place of the one that falled in the name >of love and justice Sonia, here, this belong to you now. Sonic: That....that.....::faints:: Ashura: Right behind you. ::faints as well:: >Luna gave her the starlocket that Serena used to became Sailor Moon. >-Stand up and say "Moon Prism Power" Seiyuka: Why can't she just sit down and say it? Sonia got up from the bed with her clothes still ripped and called for Merc: The power of Greyskull! >the power of the moon. Merc: DAMN! >-MOON PRISM POWER!!! >A bright light engulfed her Others: AHHH! ::Cover their eyes:: TOO BRIGHT! >and then the other four girls were amazed >when they saw her leader back, but her uniform had a golden skirt with >crescent moons on it, the bow on the back was gold as the one she had >on her chest with the Silver Crystal on the center. >-I fight wrong and triumph over evil ‘cause I’m the NEW Sailor Moon!!!! Vegeta: ::twirls his finger:: Woopie! >To be continued.... Others: NOOOOO! ::They leave. Trunks carries Sonic and Ashura:: (Door Sequence) (S.O.E Bridge. Trunks, Seiyuka, Merc and Ashura are there. Ashura has an ice pack on his head.) Ashura: So, this chapter basically told us that if you look AND act like someone, you can be that person. Merc: Kinda scary when you think about it. Trunks: Example? Merc: Well....,look at Vegeta and Bart Simpson. They could be the same person. Seiyuka: An underachiving Saiyan Prince? ::shivers:: Ashura: What about Sasami? She LOOKS like Sailor Moon, so she COULD be her, too. Merc: Brrrr, that IS scary, too! Seiyuka: You should talk, Ashy! You look like Sonic! ::Ashura's eyes widen and he faints:: Oops. Merc: At least I look like noone! Trunks: Yeah, you do. Zero. ::Merc does the same as Ashura:: Seiyuka: Well, that was stupid. Trunks: Yeah, well....::Sirens blare:: Yipes! FANFIC SIIIIIIGN! (Door Sequence) (Theater)