Back on the bridge of the Satellite of Love 2, the crew were sitting around, drinking various drinks. Sonic, at the moment,was not present, as was Ayeka. "So, basically, the reason you're doing the MSTing deal, is because you decided to make fun of Kain?" Mike asked Kacee. "Makes my reason, being at the wrong place at the wrong time, so dull." "Yeah." Kacee replied "Well, Kain deserved the wisecraks! He looks like Zeiram!" "Heh! Have you seen his ultimate form?" Ashura asked. "It looks like the Venom symbiote decided to bond with a couple of Pokemon!" Kacee snickered at that. Soon, Ayeka and Sonic walked in. Sonic looked like he decided to mess with Ash's Pikachu while Ayeka looked like she met a buzzsaw head-on. "Soooooo, what's up?" Kacee asked. "Get through?" "Yeah." The two replied before collapsing. "::sigh:: Sometimes I wonder if we were destined to be tortured." Crystallis said, looking at her drink. "Hey, it'll be okay!" Merc said. "We'll get outta here, kick the crap outta Pearl and the Eggman and spend the rest of our lives living it the way we want it to be." "Yeah. You're right." Crystallis said. "As long as we stay sane, we will overcome those evil people." Everyone, including the still injured Ayeka and Sonic, nodded. Then, the Fanfic Sign went off again. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! HERE WE GO AGAIN!" Sara shouted. (Dogbone, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, vault door) (Theater) Ashura: Hey, Kace. Did you get who you wanted? KC: Oh, yeah! >The Era of Apocalypse >X-Men and Sailor Moon Crossover >Chapter 4 >Hope Crow: THAT'S what this fic is missing! HOPE! >Seeing her friends down, Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Venus KC: THERE'S Sailor Venus! Sonic: Guess she wanted to skip town, but they caught her! >rushed to their aid, while the X-men tried to distract Apocalypse, Merc: By mooning him! >at thesame time Sailor Mercury decided to look for the power source of >the ship, she knew that if she could damage the ship’s power systems they >could escape, Mike: Sailor Mercury IS Obi-Wan Kenobi! KC: ::Makes light saber noises:: >what she didn’t noticed was that someone was following her, >until she was about to reach her goal, a voice made her turn around. Seiyuka: It was the school principal! KC: It was Don King! >-Where do you think you’re going Sailor Mercury ? Angel: ::as Sailor Mercury:: Home! >The supprised girl couldn’t believe her eyes, in front of her there was a Seiyuka: Giant chicken! KC: ::Stands up, starts doing stupid moves, ends up with her hands down in front of her face:: The Great... SAIYAMAN! Sonic: ::in a high pitched voice:: The Magical Girl, PRETTY SAMMY! >mirror image of herself, meanwhile in Apocalypse’s throne room the battle >was fierce, the X-men and the Sailor Scouts combined their power to >attack Apocalypse with no apparent result, Ashura: ::muttering to himself:: I wanna kill this person. KC: WELL NO DUH! >suddenly Sailor Moon regained conciseness KC: Well, it's good to see Usagi's concise again. >seeing that Renee was back into >Sailor Chibi Moon she runned towards her and took her little body on her >arms. Tom: Then, she broke her back! >-Sailor Chibi Moon ! ? >The little girl slowly opened her eyes >-Don’t...tell...daddy...that I was bad... Ayeka: ::as Chibi-Moon:: I forgot to use the potty..... >-Don’t worry everything is OK, now I need your help more than ever. >Sailor Moon stood up and Sailor Chibi Moon positioned herself in front of >her, ::All cough and clear their throats:: >then they took each others hands and called for the power of the silver >crystal, a bright light engulfed both of them, Sonic: And the world's most cheesiest song around started playing. KC: *Starts singing My Only Love* Merc: Oh, yeah. That's cheesy! ::Seiyuka air guitars the Funimation music for DBZ:: That's even cheesier! >and a huge energy blast >was fired and Apocalypse falled on his back supprised, KC: *As Apocalypse* ALRIGHT! Who cut one?! ::All point to Seiyuka:: >the X-men were >supprised to see how powerful the two girls were, suddenly Apocalypse >disappeared, the light disappeared and both girls falled to their knees >exhausted, meanwhile.. ::Tom shudders then collapses on the floor:: Mike: Poor Servo, that sentence blew his circuits! Tom: ::weakly:: I'm fine.......really..... >-Who are you impostor ! ! KC: *Stands up, does the moves again* I am the Great... SAIYAMAN! >-haha...are you sure that I’m the impostor, I could be Sailor Mercury and >you the impostor. Sonic: ::himself as Mercury:: I found you, faker! Ashura: ::as Shadow the Hedgehog as the other Mercury:: Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here! You're comparing yourself to me... HA! You're not even good enough to be my fake! Sonic: ::same as before:: I'll make you eat those words! Crystallis: ::to the two hedgehogs:: You wanted to do that, didn't you? Ashura and Sonic: YEP! >-NO ! ! I’M SAILOR MERCURY ! ! Sara: No, _I'M_ Sailor Mercury! Seiyuka: Nuh-uh! I AM! KC: I am... *Long pause* SPARTACUS! *Snickers* Thought I was going to say something else, huh? Angel: Well, that WAS original.... >Sailor Mercury pressed one of her earrings and a blue visor appeared on >her eyes, the blue haired girl was shocked, KC: *As Mercury* Oh my god! I'm BLIND! >her visor was showing her >that the one in front of her had the same physical characteristics she >had, suddenly a pair of huge hands captured her from behind. Angel: Squishing her! >-ahh ! ! Let me go ! ! >A bright light appeared and Apocalypse was in front of her, along with >the other Sailor Mercury. >-Well done Mystique, KC: MYSTIQUE?!?!!? >now I’ll posses her body Sonic: "I'll posses her body?!?!" >and destroy her friends and Xavier. >-NOO ! ! All: YES!!! >Sailor Mercury struggled but there was nothing she could do, Juggernaut ::KC starts slamming her head on the seat in front of her:: >was too strong for her, in seconds Apocalypse turned himself into KC: The Great... SAIYAMAN! Sara: O_O BAD MENTAL IMAGE! >an >energy cloud that entered the girl’s body, Crow: With the sweet smell of potpourii! >Sailor Mercury screamed when she saw the light coming at her, then there >was blackness and peace... Merc: She died?! Cool! >-Put me down I’m inside of her now. ::Crow starts snickering, then bursts out laughing:: >-Yes my Lord. >The huge man released the girl, now with Apocalypse in possession of her >body. KC: *As Apocalypse* See? I have the papers to prove it! >- In the throne room the Sailor Scouts were happy to have Sailor Chibi >Moon back, Crystallis: Everyone else, however..... >seeing that their enemy was gone they decided to leave the >ship, Sailor Jupiter took her communicator to call Sailor Mercury. KC: A ho. >-Sailor Mercury, this is Sailor Jupiter where are you? Tom: ::as Shaggy:: Scooby-Doo! Where are you? Crow: ::as Scooby:: Rover rere! >-I’m in the control room...what is it ? >-We have to go back, Sailor Chibi Moon is OK but she and Sailor Moon KC: Are off eating doughnuts again. >need >some rest. >-What do you want me to do ? >-Join us of course, we need you to teleport back to the hotel All: DUH! >-OK, I’m on my way. >-mmm...there is something strange with her... >-Thought Sailor Jupiter Mike: No duh! >Minutes later the girls combined their powers and returned to the hotel, >none the less Sailor Mars sensed something strange when they combined >their powers back in the ship, she decided to talk with Mina about it. KC: *As Mars* Mina... Do you ever feel... Not so fresh? Others: EW! >-Mina...I felt something strange one Amy when we returned from the >ship... Seiyuka: Another message from the Department of Redundacy Department. >-What ? KC: What you say? >-I...I’m not sure about what it was...but it was just like if there was >something else besides her.. Mike: Huh? >-You think she may be in danger ? >-I hope not but I’ll watch her closely... >Later that day Rei was walking in the hallway when she heard voices in >Amy’s room. KC: It's Norman Bates's mother! AHHHHHHHH!!!! >-LEAVE ME ALONE ! ! All: MAKE US! >-Forget it child...you belong to me until I decide to let you go. >The black haired girl runned towards the room and opened the door. Crystallis: O_O Angel: What's up? Crystallis: The way that's written, it makes it sound like Mars bursted THROUGH the door and then opened it after that. >-AMY ! ! >The blue haired girl turned around slowly. Sonic: 180 degrees. >-Wha...what ? >-You OK ? I heard screams... >-uh...it...it was...the TV... Tom: ::as Amy:: I...was doing....my Shatner....impersonations.... KC: Leave Shatner out of this fic! JEEZ! Don't make it a Star Trek crossover too! >Rei noticed that the power cable wasn’t plugged in. >-Amy...if you have any trouble you know you can count on us...especially >me...Amy...you...you’re like a sister to me...I care for you more that >anything in the world... KC: DAMMIT! What's with everyone speaking like Shatner?! >-D...Don’t worry Rei...e...everything is...is...OK.. >The black haired girl walked out and closed the door, she stood against >it for a few seconds, enough time to hear Amy cry, she decided to leave >her alone, then she walked back to her room where she started a fire and KC: Burned down the building. Angel: Had a campfire! >used her knowledge to find out what was bothering Amy, what she saw >shocked her. Sonic: Well, that made sense. She was standing by the electrical socket. >-No...NO ! ! Why she...why ? All: WHAT?!/NANI?! >Meanwhile Jean also sensed something and was sharing it with Professor >Xavier. Crow: ::snickering:: Well, I hope the mutant Wussboy doesn't hear about ::Ayeka shocks him:: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! DAMMIT, AYEKA! I was talking about Cyclops, NOT Tenchi! Ayeka: Sorry. >-Professor, I have sensed very unusual vibes on Sailor Mercury since we >returned from Apocalypse’s ship. Sara: Why is everyone contributing to the DoRD?! >Closing his eyes Professor Xavier made mental contact with Sailor >Mercury... All: ::makes modem connection sounds:: >what he saw shocked him... KC: Pi-ka-CHU! >-No...imposible... >-What is it Professor ? KC: *As Xavier* They're having a two for one sale at Cashman's! >-Apocalypse...he possessed her...every minute that passes he becomes more >and more bonded with her... Crow: Aww, isn't that nice....? >-What do you suggest ? >-We must call their leader immediately. >Minutes later Serena was with them and she couldn’t believe the words of >Professor Xavier. Seiyuka: ::as Sailor Moon:: I can't believe it's not butter! >-But...there has to be a way to help her... >Suddenly an explosion was heard, everyone runned out and saw Rei in the >floor KC: Rei was IN the floor? Ow! >and Ami hovering above her, her eyes were red and she was glowing >with energy. Seiyuka: Amy went Super Saiyan! >-Insolent fool...don’t you understand that this body belongs to me now ? All: All your base are belong to us! You are on your way to destruction! You have no chance of survive make your time! HA HA HA HA! >Rei tried to stand up but an energy blast knocked her back to the floor, >seeing this Serena stood up in front of her. >-STOP IT ! ! ! AMY ! ! ! YOU’RE INSIDE SOMEWHERE YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THIS >EVIL ! ! YOU HAVE T...AHH ! !. KC: You have T...AHH ! !.? What the hell is T...AHH! !.? >Another energy blast knocked Serena against a wall, simultaneously Sailor >Jupiter and Sailor Venus KC: Left because they had to shoot a yuri scene in five minutes. Ashura: o_O If we hafta watch one of them, I'm holding you responcible. >combined their powers to attack Amy from behind, >the supprise attack allowed Amy to regain temporary control of herself, >in second Merc: "In second"?! What the hell? >she was Sailor Mercury, but Apocalypse was able to gain control of her >again, Ashura: This reminds me of an episode of "Spongebob Squarepants" that I saw. >meanwhile the X-Men arrived, KC: Oh, sure, NOW they show up. >the first one to attack was Cyclops, he used >his laser blast but Sailor Mercury repelled the attack with his aqua >illusion, KC: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Mike: Waitasec, the way that sentence read, it sounds like CYCLOPS fired both the optic blast AND the Aqua Illusion. >but from behind Wolverine kicked her down, once in the floor beast holded >her and Professor Xavier used a psycho blast ::All make screeching violin sounds, ala "Psycho":: >that knocked the girl out, Serena turned into Sailor Moon and >prepared her scepter, simultaneously Professor Xavier used his powers to >attack Apocalypse, when the Professor gave her a signal Mike: We got signal! KC: Weee oooo! Weee ooo! >Sailor Moon used her Lunar healing, inside of Amy’s mind the battle was >fierce, KC: They're playing Risk! >she and professor Xavier were fighting Apocalypse. Ayeka: In a fierce game of chess! >-FOOLS ! ! ! YOU’LL NEVER STOP ME ! ! ! >-! !SHINE AQUA ILLUSION ! ! ! >The supprise attack diminished Apocalypse’s energy allowing Professor >Xavier to contain him, that combined with Sailor Moon’s Lunar healing, >allowed them to stop the monster, in the end Xavier gave another signal >and Sailor Moon stopped her attack, Amy falled to the floor unconscious >Sailor Mars runned towards her. All: O_O >-Amy ! ! Answer me please ! ! Voice: HI SONIC!!!! Sonic: Erk! A-A-AMY?!?! ::the pink hedgehog walks in:: How did you.... Amy: Get here? Eh, some white-faced person sent me here. Looked like a mime got ran over. ::jumps on Sonic's lap:: I'M SO HAPPY! Sonic: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! KC: *Points at Sonic, starts laughing* >-I’m...OK...thanks... >Later that day the X-Men went to the airport where the Black Bird was >ready to continue the travel. ::All but Amy starts humming the Indiana Jones theme:: Amy: What are you guys doing? KC: We're making mud pies! Want to? *Evil grin* >-Professor, we want to thank you for your help. >-No Sailor Moon, you were the one who helped us, I hope we can see each >other again. Ashura: In the next dimension! Amy: You guys are wierd! Crystallis: Don't worry about it, Amy. >Then he entered the Black Bird and the ship KC: *Twitches* Ship? SHIP? IT'S A PLANE, DUMBASS! >flew in the sky, from a place >away from there a green haired girl watched them leave with tears on her >eyes. >-You love him, right Michiru ? KC: Love WHO? >-Pluto...it was just...I don’t know...I better go and think about this... >Then she entered her car and drove away to an uncertain future.- KC: Accidentally running into Heero on the way there. >The End. Merc: AT LAST! IT'S OVER! Sonic: GOOD! Because, I'm sending Amy back RIGHT NOW! Amy: No way, Sonic! Ashura: ::sighs:: Let's get outta here. ::All leave:: (Reverse door sequence) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "YOU'RE GOING BACK, AMY!" "AM NOT!" "ARE TOO!" "AM NOT!" "SHUT UP!!!!!" Merc shouted at the feuding hedgehogs. Ever since the fic ended, Sonic and Amy were yelling at each other, one to leave, the other to stay. And, frankly, it was getting annoying. "Jeeze, can't you do anything but fight?" "Sorry, Merc." Sonic and Amy said together. Merc sighed and shook his head in disbelief. Meanwhile, Ayeka and Kacee were actually doing something together that didn't require tearing each other limb from limb: laughing their heads off. "Hey, what's so funny?" Crow asked them. "You'll see pretty soon, Crow." Ayeka said. Crow could only sweatdrop at that. A few seconds later, the MADS light began flashing. "Hey, the Dork in Black's callin'!" Ashura said, pushing the button. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Well, well, my captives. Enjoy the fic?" Kain said. "Eh, it was nothing we couldn't handle!" Mike said. "Well, I guess it's time to send you more!" Kain said, grinning evily. Everyone, but Ayeka, Kacee and Sonic freaked out. "What gives? How come you three aren't panicing?" "You'll find out soon enough!" Kacee said. At that, FOUR explosions rang out. From the four locations, four groups of characters appeared. From one hole were both the Uncanny and New X-Men. Another was the Inner Senshi, Super Sailor Chibi-Moon, and Tuxedo Mask. A third had the Masaki family, sans Ayeka and Sasami. The fourth had Sonic's group of friends, namely Miles "Tails" Prower, Knuckles the Echinda, and Shadow the Hedgehog. "What is the meaning of this?!" Kain shouted "Simple, bub!" Wolverine said, unsheathing his claws. "We're here ta kick butt and take names!" "You can count on that!" Super Sailor Moon said, bringing out the Moon Kalidiscope. "You can't do this! I'M KAIN!" he shouted as the groups attacked. All of a sudden, static built up on the transmission. "Damn! Now we won't know who's winning!" Tom said. "Don't worry, I know who'll win!" Sonic said. A few minutes later, the picture went back up with the heros triumphant, Kain gone and Sasami, Ryo-ohki and Sabian with the group. "ALRIGHT! THEY DID IT!" "Was there any doubt?" Tails said. "Now get us down!" Kacee shouted. "Now that's a problem there." Washu said. "Apparently, there's a shield up around the satellite that's preventing anyone from escaping the place, although I found a hole that can bring one person down." "TAKE AMY!" Sonic said. Unfortunantly, it was a tad too late. Without Kain around, the Observer decided to give Kacee back her "ability", so, along with her "gift", she snapped her fingers and teleported back to the Unnamed Ship. "WHAT?!?! KACEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "Hmmm, never mind, then." Washu said. "Hey, don't worry, Sonic. We'll get all of you down!" Tails said. "Fat chance, fox-boy!" Pearl shouted as she and the others came into view. "Care to be part of the experiment, anyone?" "I guess it's time for a disappearing act!" Cyclops said. "Ten steps ahead of you!" Both Shadow and Nightcrawler said. While Nightcrawler used his mutant power, teleportation, to pull the X-Teams out of there, Shadow used his Chaos Control ability to teleport everyone else away. "Aw, damn it!" Pearl shouted. Metal looked at her, grinning. "What are you looking at?" She tried punching him as she used to do to Professor Bobo, unfortunantly, she forgot Metal Sonic's a robot. She immediatly began cursing in pain. "I'm pretty sure you've been wanting her to do that." Gero said. [YUP!] Metal said. [Certainly made my day.] Yugi just looked at the others and sighed. "You're hopless." she said. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- And thus ends another episode........WHAT?!?! Whaddya mean Trunks and Vegeta weren't there? They WEREN'T?! Well, where are they? Looks like we'll be finding out pretty soon, along with solving the mystery of Crystallis' scar. Anyways, next up for our reluctant heros is a fanfic/MSTing from Drag Girl Kacee's files, entitled "Kain's Day off". Trust me, I think you'll need a bucket! As always, read and review Ashura Hedgehog