"AAAAARRRGGHH! What is wrong with me?" Kacee growled as she was constantly snapping her fingers. She was really getting worried as this was the first time someone had nullified her "teleporting" ability she gained when she first boarded the "unnamed ship". "C'mon! Anybody! Gohan, Heero, Washu, ANYONE!" "Hey, Kace, what's wrong?" Sonic asked, walking in to a fustrated Kacee. "IT WON'T WORK!" she cried, looking like she was ABOUT to cry. "My little power....it won't work anymore!" She started sniffling at that. "Now I'll never get back....I'm stuck here with that Gohan- stealer forever." Sonic began to feel bad for her. She didn't deserve to be up here to begin with. Just an innocent bystander. "Hey, Kace, it's okay." Sonic said, walking up to her. At that moment, the MADS light began to flash. "::sigh:: Let's see what the black Blob wants." With that, he pushed the button. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- [PLEASE! YOU GOTTA HELP US!] Metal shouted as the picture came up. In the background, Eggman, Pearl and the others (including the captives of the S.O.E) were changing the background to suit Kain's needs. "Why should we help you?" Sonic said [Kain's just plain crazy! He's taken over!] Metal shouted [And the reason Kacee can't use her power is because Kain FORCED Brain Guy to nullify it forever! He intends to go all out here!] "So that's why!" Kacee said. [Please, send help right aw---] The transmission was cut off from an energy blast. "Now what?" Sonic said. "Help Eggman and his lunkies or not?" "I guess we have to, Sonic." Kacee said. At that moment, the Fanfic Sign went off again. "Here we go again!" (Dogbone, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, vault) (Theater) KC: Hey, does this place have a phone or something? Mike: Besides the Hexfield, yeah! Crow: Amazing range.... Tom: ....clear as crystal reception.... Sonic: .....and Eggman gets all the bills! >The Era of Apocalypse >X-Men and Sailor Moon Crossover KC: Well, at least it isn't that Sailor Moon/Dragon Ball Z crossover where Usagi and Trunks were vampire hunters. *Shudders* Others: O_O >Chapter 3 Crystallis: Audience: 0 >The Battle of the Princesses Angel: Princess Ayeka vs. Princess Serena! KC: Xena, warrior princess can defeat them all! >Sailor Moon felt the pain of the cuts on her chest, KC: *As Paul Reubens in Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie* Ooo eee owww ohhh eeee aaaahhh ehhh.. >but in her heart >other pain, much greater than this was making her cry, Merc: A heart attack! KC: Gas! >her future daughter, the only person in the world besides Darien for >which she will gave her life, KC: ::Stands up, points at the screen:: BULLSHIT! ::Sits back down:: >attacked her, she couldn’t believe it, >if fact she didn’t wanted to believe it. Sara: Unfortunantly, she had to. >- She tried to stand up but the pain was too hard and she felt dizzy, Tom: I see she had too many drinks! KC: She felt dizzy? Who's this dizzy person and why is she feeling them? Ashura: Maybe it's that purple Tazmanian Devil from Tiny Toons? >she falled to her knees KC: *Sing* Now I'm freeeee! Free fallliiinnnn'!! >and Professor Xavier ordered Rogue to take her back to the Black Bird, KC: Grr... IT'S NOT THE BLACKBIRD ANYMORE, DUMBASS! >then he ordered the X-Men and the other scouts >to go back as well. Ashura: Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts Special Technique: RUN AWAY! All: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! KC: *Putting her hand to her mouth with two fingers hanging down* It had big teef 'ike dish. >- But when they were heading for the ship, a huge man came out of >nowhere and captured Sailor Mars, he puted his big hand over her mouth All: FORE! Crow: Play! ::Now Ashura smacks Crow:: >before she could call for help, then she saw a woman in a white and >blue dress approach and when it passed beside, her amazement didn’t >knew any limits when the woman just transformed...into her, suddenly s >he felt a needle in one of her arms and seconds later blackness. KC: Damn, two dead in this story! Sucks to be them! >Back on the hotel, KC: Sooo... They were ON the hotel and not IN it? >Sailor Moon was placed on a bed and Jean along with >Rogue started to work on the injuries she suffered, Tom: By putting her out of her misery? KC: *Grabs an Amelia's Justice Hammer(TM) out of hammer subspace, whacks Tom* TOM NO BAKA! >after a few minutes of treatment, KC: *Sings* Doctor, doctor, give me the news, I got a bad case of loooving you! Sara: Excuse me? >they gave her a sedative that made KC: Breakfast in bed. >fall asleep, then they lefted her alone. Angel: Then, all of a sudden, forest animals came in and mauled her to death! KC: They lefted her alone? Wow, they're strong. >- Minutes later Sailor Mars entered the room. Crow: Miss Bitchy, ladies and gentlemen! ::All cheer:: >-haha...my master will be pleased Bots: OH NO! REI'S BEEN POSSESSED BY TORGO! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! KC: No, she's been possessed by the bad dude from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Watch. She'll try and rip out Usagi's heart next, then throw her in a pit of lava. >...the leader of the Sailor Scouts killed by one of her own friends... >MARS FIRE ! ! KC: AAH! He did the attack wrong! >-STOP RIGHT THERE SAILOR MARS ! ! ! JUPITER THUNDER ! ! CRASH ! ! All: PI-KA-CHU!!!! KC: I CHOOSE YOU! >But before the lighting bolt could reach it’s target KC: Where is she, at an archery tournie? >she disappeared. >-DOUBLE CROSSER ! ! I SWEAR I’LL KILL YOU SAILOR MARS! ! Seiyuka: ::as Jupiter:: It's kinda odd to see a friend who can disappear like that, but I will still kill her! >Meanwhile in Apocalypse’s ship Sailor Mars was held in a cell, >suddenly she heard a door opening, and saw Cerise walking towards her. >-Renee ! ! ! Mike: Russo? KC: Zelweiger? >For any answer she created an energy dagger KC: *Points at the screen* Dagger ripoff! >that she throwed at Sailor >Mars hitting her on her left leg. Ashura: ::pulls out and activates his Deathscythe Hell scythe:: First person who ACTS on that, will have something dear to them cut off! ::everyone sweatdrops at that:: >-Next time you call me Renee I will aim for your heart you understand >that ? Ayeka: Apparently not. >-Enough my child. KC: *Looking around quickly* When the hell did Mamoru get in this fic? >-Father Apocalypse... KC: What, so he's a Catholic priest now? Ashura: Didn't they worship him in Egypt before? >I was only teaching her a lesson. Crow: ::as Cerise:: She was starting to fall behind in Algebra. >-It looks like you have meeted my daughter, Sailor Mars KC: *As Sailor Mars* But I'm not your daughter! >-SHE IS NOT YOUR DAUGHTER YOU FILTHY MONSTER ! ! ! Tom: ::as Apocalypse:: Don't call me "filthy"! I take a bath! >He didn’t answered her, he just pointed his finger KC: And laughed like Nelson. HA HA! Sara: ::as Apocalypse:: Pull my finger! >to the dagger that >was sticked on the girl’s leg directing a bolt of energy to it. >- He stood there along with his daughter watching the girl scream in >pain until she passed out, then both lefted. Sonic: ::as Apocalypse:: Heh, heh. We're gonna beat her leg senseless! KC: What did they lefted this time? A period? >- Meanwhile on the hotel, KC: *As Ray Stevens* Bubba, how in the heck did you get that big motor-cycle up there in that room? >Sailor Mercury entered the room where Sailor >Moon was and found her leader standing in the window looking at the >stars, but when she walked towards her she saw the tears on her eyes. Crystallis: That's some good acting skills there, Sailor Moon. Ever thought of going to the movies? KC: No, that would be Sailor Venus. Speaking of which, she's hardly been in this thing. >-Are you OK Serena ? >-Ami, everything around me is falling apart..... Merc: Then, all of a sudden, the room she was in collapsed on her, killing her without mercy! KC: *Grabs another Amelia's Justice Hammer(TM), hits Merc* MERC NO BAKA! >first my future daughter KC: Also sister, also cousin, also aunt twice removed... >attacks me...then one of my friends double >crosses me....what am I doing wrong ? All: Everything! >-Nothing of this is your fault Serena, Renee is under the power of >that evil creature, remember when she was Black Lady? >She... Ashura: Kicked ass! KC: Had really cool hair and a cool costume! >-This time is different Ami...when she was Black Lady and attacked me >I could see in her eyes that she didn’t wanted to hurt me...this time >I only saw hate and evil on them... Sara: ::as Sailor Moon:: Of course, it could have been her contacts. >-We will save her Serena, believe me, and we will find out why Sailor >Mars betrayed us, I know her Serena, I know that she likes you and >that if she did what she did it was for a very powerful reason. Sonic: Yeah. She hates your guts! >-Ami, I don’t know what I could you without you, KC: I could you without you? Huh? Crow: Hmmm....... >I wish I could be as >wise and smart like you. ::All begin snickering and giggling:: >-You have something greater than wisdom and intelligence, you have KC: The power to pack away ten dozen doughnuts and not gain an ounce. Sonic: Sounds like Garfield! >love and a heart that can forgive anything to anyone. >In Tokyo’s cemetery Logan was in front of Haruka’s tomb, Merc: ....pissing on it. ::KC slaps Merc:: KC: BAKA! Wolverine wouldn't do that! Ashura: Just ignore him. He just like to piss people off. Merc: Damn right! >in his mind the images of the young woman healing his injuries, the >kiss she gave him, appeared again and again, until he heard someone >crying, he turned around and saw Michiru with her violin, she was on >her knees, he walked towards her. KC: Then, all of a sudden, Michiru pulled an El Kabong on Wolverine, knocking him out! >-You were really close friends weren’t you ? >-You...you...don’t know....we were more than friends...we were...like KC: Lovers. >sisters... Crow: From the south! KC: With special benefits! >we did everything together...why...why did this happened ? KC: Because Von Doom is an IDIOT! >-Sometimes life is unfair girl...sometimes you wish you have the power >to change the past...but then you realize that you can’t... Ayeka: Then you realize that you have a scientist who can make a time machine and you go into the past and change it. >-I wanted to play our favorite song....but...but...knowing that she >can’t hear it anymore...it’s too painful... KC: Just as painful as saying Relena's name. >-She can hear you...no matter where she is now...she can. KC: Hey, waitasecond. SHATNER'S BACK! >With this words, she stood up and started to play a song so beautiful >that Logan couldn’t believe it was coming from her hands. Crystallis: ::as Wolverine:: "Turkey in the Straw"'s her favorite song? KC: And here I thought it was "Tie a Yellow Ribbon". >The next day Professor Xavier ordered his team and the Sailor scouts >to prepare to a new trip to Apocalypse’s ship, KC: *As Sailor Scouts* Yay! We're going on a trip! Crow and Tom: SPRING BREAK! WOOOO! >minutes later they were >inside of the ship again, the started to walk on the hallways when >suddenly KC: The hallways got pissed off at them for walking on them and swallowed the X-Men and Sailor Scouts whole. >the started to hear screams coming from one of the rooms >nearby. ::All start screaming:: >-Oh God, it’s Rei ! ! We have to save her ! ! KC: *As God* Like I care? >Sailor Jupiter holded her arm >-LET ME GO ! ! KC: *As Usagi* You know I don't holded arms until the third date! >-NO ! ! It could be a trap ! ! >In the end Sailor Jupiter released Sailor Moon’s arm Angel: ::as Jupiter:: Okay, have fun getting killed! >and everyone runned KC: Ack... Can't... hold back... anymore... They "runned." They had diahrrea? >towards the place where the screams were >originating. >- When they entered the room, the saw Sailor Mars Angel: The WHAT saw Sailor Mars? Huh? >brutally beaten in some sort of energy cell which was firing lighting >blasts to her. Crow: Leg. >-REI ! ! ! Crystallis: JOHN! Ashura: MARSHA! KC: ROCKY! Mike: ADRIAN! >-Sailor Moon...escape while you can...please... >-NO ! ! You are coming with us ! ! KC: *As Usagi* Even if you ARE William Shatner! >-What for ?...to be punished for things I haven’t done ?...or for >being threatened to death ?... Seiyuka: ::as Sailor Moon:: Both. >-No...I can see in your eyes that you are innocent... Ayeka: Let me guess: She's wearing "you are innocent" contacts. >While they talked Beast found the controls of the cell turning them >off and setting Sailor Mars free, but in the precise moment when they >were about to leave, two members of the Disciples of Apocalypse, >Sabretooth and Omega Red appeared, the battle ensued, The X-Men teamed >up to battle Omega Red while the Sailor Scouts fought Sabretooth, >in the end both were quickly defeated, Ashura and KC: ::stands up:: OH, THAT'S A LOAD OF BULL! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR BOTH TEAMS TO TAKE DOWN AN ADAMANTIUM-LACED PSYCHOPATH KILLER AND A RUSSIAN MONSTROSITY LIKE THEM SO EASILY! I MEAN, WOLVERINE HAS A HARD TIME WITH THEM AS IT IS! AT THE VERY LEAST, THE TWO TEAMS SHOULD HAVE HAD THEIR GOD DAMMED ASSES HANDED TO THEM! ::sits down. Everyone stares at them:: Ashura: What? We're just stating the facts. KC: Yeah! Besides, none of the X-Men could defeat Omega Red. Storm had to freeze him again, and even then he didn't die. >they continued their search until they entered a big room, KC: Then they found out that they were actually on the Love Boat instead of Apocalypse's ship. >it was all >dark, suddenly the lights went on and they saw Apocalypse and Renee >sitted on their thrones. ::Tom and Crow makes flushing sounds:: >-Welcome. Mike: :: Apocalypse as AOL guy:: You got mail! KC: ::Cringing:: Do you REALLY want me to make you watch that movie? Mike: ::cringing:: I'll be good! >- I can see that you managed to get here, even to save your friend, >but can you survive another encounter with my daughter ? >Suddenly Cerise appeared in front of them, Sailor Moon couldn’t hold >her anger. Sara: ::as Sailor Moon as the Hulk:: SAILOR MOON SMASH PUNY DAUGHTER! KC: *As Sailor Moon* Oops... I couldn't hold my anger. I made a mess everywhere. >-SHE IS NOT YOUR DAUGHTER ! ! ! SHE WILL NEVER BE ! !! >Cerise started to walk towards them, she created a pair of light >swords, Crow: ::as Dark Helmet:: I see your schwarts is as big mine! KC: They shot my hair! >Rei stood between her and Sailor Moon. >-Renee stop it ! ! ! We are your friends, and Sailor Moon is your >future mother ! ! >For any answer KC: ENOUGH WITH THE "FOR ANY ANSWER" CRAP! Tom: For some reason, I think he did that to ruin people's lives and relationships.... >she jumped and inflicted two cuts on Sailor Mars’s arms on the way >down, but the black haired girl didn’t moved. Sara: If you want to inflict pain, AIM FOR THE CHEST!!! >-Get off the way Sailor Mars, KC: Yeah, you're hurting the way! >otherwise I’ll kill you. >-If you want to hurt Sailor Moon you will have to kill me, Crystallis: Didn't Cerise already say that? >you understand that ? >-As you wish. KC: *As Wesley* Aaaaasss youuuuuu wiiiiiiish!!! >Cerise started a brutal and unmerciful attack over Sailor Mars, KC: Why was she battling over Sailor Mars? And who was she battling with? >but >the even with her body bleeding from the several cuts she had, she >stood there, Cerise couldn’t believe why was that girl risking her >life like that for the one she considered enemy. >-Why are you doing this ? Tom: ::as Sailor Mars:: Because I have a high threshhold of pain! >-Be...because she is my friend...I care about her...and about you... >-About me ? Why would you care about me ? >Before answering, Sailor Mars falled to her knees. >-Be...be...because...you...you are also my friend...if you want...to >kill...somebody...let it...be me.. All: KILL HER! KILL HER! >Cerise stood there motionless, in front of her there was a black >haired girl KC: ALRIGHT! We GET that she has black hair! JEEZ! >bleeding, telling her that she wanted to trade her life in >exchange for Sailor Moon’s one... KC: Sailor Moon's one what? >something was telling her that she was >doing something wrong...blurred images...a place in the future...a >crystal temple... Ayeka: That right there did NOT make one ounce of sense! >But then she remembered when Sailor Mars gave her to Apocalypse, she >bonded her swords into one and runned towards her, but before she >could harm her, Sailor Moon flew above Sailor Mars and kicked her in >the chest. Bots: BOOT TO THE HEAD! >-ENOUGH ! ! ! KC: *As Shang Tsung* THAT'S ENOUGH! >I’m not going to let you harm her ! ! >-OK then, I’ll fight you instead. >Like she did before, she runned towards Sailor Moon with her sword, >but the blond girl just stood there motionless, but when the sword >touched the silver crystal, a wave of energy engulfed both girls, when >it dissipated, Sailor Chibi Moon and Sailor Moon were on the ground >unconscious... KC: NANI?! >To be continued... All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! >In the next chapter, the final battle between the Sailor Scouts, KC: Hanson. >the >X-Men KC: The Spice Girls. >and Apocalypse, but there will be a supprise a character too, >don’t miss it, same Sailor Moon Fanfics page...same Sailor Moon time. Ashura: What's "Sailor Moon time"? >Next chapter : The Final Battle KC: Let's get outta here. I got some calls to make! ::all leave theater: