"Wow! You guys are really lucky!" Kacee said as she, Ashura, Merc and Tom were walking down the corridor. "Well, I dunno if being stuck in a satellite is considered 'lucky'" Tom said. "But, it does has its perks!" "Like what?" Kacee asked. "Talk to awesome people, sit in comfy seats, watch Sara and Merc duke it out in human-size Gundam armors...." Ashura began. "What? YOU have Gundam armors?!" Kacee said. "Yeah! And MUCH MORE!" Merc said. Kacee grabbed all three of their arms and raced down the hall. "WHERE IS IT?! I WANNA SEE!" Kacee said. "Juuuuuuuuuust tuuuuuuuuuurn heeeeeeeeeeeere!" Ashura said as they reached the door between Door number 2 and Door number 1. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "Oh, WOW!" Kacee said as she saw the different stuff in the room, her eyes sparkling in delight. She, then, saw one of the Gundam armors and ran to it! "Deathscythe! My Duo-koi's!" The three boys sweatdropped at that. "Uh,....it's yours if you want it.....we can find another." Ashura said, smiling sheepishly. "Really?!" Kacee said. The three nodded. "Oh, thank you!" She glomped all three, cutting off their air supply (and just plain crushing poor Tom). "No.....problem....." Tom sputtered. "Now, let us go.....PLEASE?" "Huh? Oh! Gomen!" Kacee said, releasing the three. Tom's body had bent a bit. "You okay?" "We're fine!" Merc said. "Nothing _I_ haven't experienced before." "That's good!" Kacee said. At that point, the alarms and klaxon went off again. "Oh, man! FANFIC SIGN AGAIIIIIIIIN!" Ashura shouted. (Door sequence) (Theater) >The Era of Apocalypse Crystallis: Why does it have to be Apocalypse? Why can't it be someone else? KC: "Era of Sabretooth"? Nah. "Era of Juggernaut"? Nu-huh. "Era of Magneto"? Iie. He's dead anyway. How about... "Era of Terror"? Now THERE'S a villain. >X-Men and Sailor Moon Crossover >Chapter 2 >A Sacrifice of Love Ayeka: We must sacrifice someone's love! >The Sailor Scouts and Professor X along with the X-men runned out KC: Out of brain cells. >leaving Sailor Chibi Moon sleeping in the room, Merc: Well, THAT was a good idea! KC: *Slapping forehead* D'oh! >when they arrived to >the outside, they saw that it was Apocalypse the one who was in the >sky standing in his ship. Sara: He must have a see-through ship! KC: He ripped it off from Wonder Woman. >-So you found new mutants Professor ? Then they shall perish along >with your students ! ! ! KC: And he knows this HOW?! Besides, the Sailor Senshi aren't mutants! >Suddenly dozens of KC: Doughnuts. >sentinel robots appeared and the battle ensued, KC: I'd rather have had the doughnuts. Ashura: Speaking of, I'm starving! >Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts had to combine their powers in order >to defeat a single one, Sonic: COME ON! I mean, PIKACHU could beat all of them! ::shocked:: I can't believe I said that! Ashura: No duh! KC: HEY! Sailor Moon's defeated lots of enemies that are stronger than those old sentinels! >in other side Sailor Saturn KC: *Blink* *Blink blink* SHE'S A BABY YOU STUPID *BEEP* GOD DAMN *BEEP* *BEEP *BEEP*! *Huff pant puff gasp wheeze* Merc: I hate it when someone decides to screw with continuity! >and Sailor Neptune were taking care of >other Sentinels along with the X-Men, but this was only a distraction >planned by Apocalypse because while they were fighting he sended a >team of mutants known as the Disciples of Apocalypse KC and Ashura: IT'S THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE, DUMBASS! >to get Sailor >Chibi Moon, he intended to turn her into a mutant, KC: Too late! >without their >knowledge he had been studding the Sailor Scouts KC: *Blinks* *Does a double take* *Falls out of her chair laughing* Studding- The Sailor Scouts? AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sonic: First Amy, now Apocalypse! I'd like to know who else will be studding in Von Doom's stories! >to find out who could >be the best one, Seiyuka: None of them! Go for the Z-Warriors! KC: HEY! Sailor Moon's da bomb! >he thought about Mercury but he knew that because of >her intelligence, she could cause him trouble, then he centered his >attention in the pink haired girl, the ten year old was the best >prospect, Crow: O_O That....didn't sound right. Even for me! KC: The best prospect for what? "Studding"? >so he prepared a plan to capture them, unfortunately the >X-Men were in the area and he decided to create an electromagnetic >storm to force them to land in Tokyo so he could take two birds with >one stone. Angel: Oh, good one, Apocalypse! >- Meanwhile the heroes and heroines noticed that the >Sentinels started to leave the area and return to Apocalypse’s ship >were Sailor Chibi Moon was held captured. ::All make injured dog sounds:: >-Why did they leaved ? >Asked Jubilee KC: Because they weren't really here to begin with. This is all in your imagination. Sara: I guess they're going to need a psychiatrist after this. >-I think we got them >Answered Sailor Mercury >-uh uh not a chance girl, we have faced this things before and they >have never leaved a battle. Seiyuka: Von Doom, this is the PERFECT TIME to use the word "left" >Then they returned to the room finding out that Sailor Chibi Moon >wasn’t there. >- Jean used her powers to see the events that took place while their >were in battle. Crystallis: Uh, is that one of her powers? KC: IIE! Jean only has telepathy, and she just recently got her telekinesis back! >-...Sailor Mars is entering the room...Sailor Chibi Moon is awake and >wants to go out and help....now Mars gives her a drink and she falls >a sleep...probably a sedative...oh God...Sauron is taking her to >Apocalypse’s ship...Sailor Mars leaves the room.. Sara: Huh? What is she doing? Reading the TV's mind?! >When Jean ended everyone stared at Sailor Mars, who was shocked with >what she heard. KC: *As Sailor Mars* It's not true! I'm not Chad in drag! Ayeka: GAH! Don't DO THAT! >- Sailor Moon took her by her blouse. Crow: Oh, boy! Here it comes! ::KC mallets Crow:: OW! Hey! KC: I swear, you and that pervo penguin should hook up! >-You...how could you...I know we always fight with each other...but I >didn’t knew that your hate and envy were like that.... >Then she started to cry uncontrollably ::All produce umbrellas:: KC: *Singing* Theeere's a liiiiight! Theeeere's a liiiiiight! There's a liiiight, a liiiiight! In the darkness of everybody's liiiiife! Angel: Please, no singing! >-BUT I DIDN’T DO NOTHING ! ! I WAS OUT THERE TOO ! ! >Sailor Jupiter slapped her. All: HIT HER AGAIN! HARDER! >-YOU EVIL MONSTER ! ! ! IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO SAILOR CHIBI MOON >I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ? ?! ! Merc: ::unsheathing katana:: I'll help! >In Apocalypse’s ship, KC: Whom he'd stolen from Wonder Woman. >Renee woke up and found herself hanging from >chains. >-LET ME GO ! ! ! Ayeka: Ow! My ears! KC: Hmm... I wonder what would happen if Sasami and Chibi Usa traded places for a day. Sonic: Ryoko would have killed Chibi-Usa before the day was done and Sasami would have killed herself because of Usagi! >Suddenly a woman with a blue and white suit entered the room. Ashura: Smurfette? KC: Oh no... *Puts head in hands* Ashura: What's up? >-What is it my dear, uncomfortable ? Seiyuka: ::as Chibi-Moon: Yeah, these chains are chaffing me! >-SAILOR MOON AND THE OTHERS WILL RESCUE ME ! ! ! Mike: Stop SHOUTING! >-Sure sure...the problem is that they are now punishing Sailor Mars >for giving you to us. Tom: Yeah, they just GAVE her to them on a silver platter! >-NO ! ! THAT ‘S A LIE ! ! ! KC: YOU ARE THE LIE! >-Don’t you remember the drink I gave you my love ? >To Renee’s supprise will she talked she changed her form, now she got KC: Herpes? Others: EW! >Sailor Mars in front of her. >-My master will make a good mutant out of you...and it was all Sailor >Mars fault HAHHAA ! ! ! Sonic: You call THAT a laugh?! Here's a laugh! ::imitating Robotnik:: Oohhohohohohohoho! Ayeka: Top THIS! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! KC: *Stands up, clears throat* *Launches in to the "Naga Laugh"(TM)* OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO HOHOHO! *Glass shatters, metal melts, milk goes sour* ::Tom's dome shatters:: Merc: ::looks at his melting katana blade:: AHHHHHHHHHH! Mike: ::spitting out his milk:: ACK! What the hell?! >In the hotel room the interrogation of Sailor Mars continued. KC: Where were you on the night of August 12? Ashura: What is the height of a Redwood tree? Crow: How many licks does it take to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop? KC: Hey! Koushiro knows! *Snaps fingers* *Nothing happens* *Tries it a few more times* Hey! What's going on here?! >-I swear I didn’t do it ! ! You have to believe me ! ! ! >Wolverine walked towards her taking the claws of his right hand out. Seiyuka: OW! I didn't know those things could detach? >-Maybe I should finish what I started earlier on... Sonic: Throw her out the window! >But Sailor Mars leaved the room in tears and runned on the street >until Ashura: ....a car hit her! >she got to the Cherry Hill Temple, once there she got in her room and >started to cry in her bed until a voice made her react. Crystallis: Um...is it me, or is Sailor Mars STILL wearing her fuku? Sara: Wow, she must be "quicker than a Rei of light"..... KC: Oh! Two pun word points for the lady! >-Rei...Rei.. KC: Mi mi. >-What do you want Luna ? Are you going to yell at me too ? Angel: ::Luna:: Darn tootin'! >-No my dear...I believe you, I saw you in battle...I only want you to >know that Artemis and I will help you. >-Thanks Luna. >In the ship Renee woke up when the door opened again and she saw the 8 >feet figure of Apocalypse along with a men who looked like a >Pterodactyl. Merc: Wow, SOMEONE'S been doing the Fusion Dance! KC: A "men"? Nani? >-Sauron... KC: IIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! NOT SAURON! >here is the one I told you about... I want you to start >working immediately...her friends will be here soon and I want her to >be ready. Sonic: ::as Apocalypse:: Get her the most finest clothes you can find! >-Yes master Apocalypse...look at my eyes child...look into my eyes... All: SLEEP! >Renee tried not to, but she started to fell asleep Crow: Hey! We're good! KC: Sort of like that one movie with the guy who hypnotized people and he had this dummy... Hey, didn't you guys MST that one before? ::Mike and the bots shiver at the thought:: Mike: Don't remind us.... >then Sauron unlocked the chains that holded her arms and took her to >another room where he took her uniform off All: AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! KIDDIE NUDITY! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! ::Ashura curls up in the fetal posistion and starts muttering:: Ashura: ::muttering:: LeaveSasamialoneJeffwhatdidshedotoyouleaveher aloneplease..... Crystallis: ::concerned:: Ashura? What's wrong? Ashura: ::muttering:: Leaveheralonedon'thurtherpleasestop..... Crystallis: ::yelling in his ear:: ASHURA!!!!! Ashura: ::surprised:: WHAT?!? Oh, it's you....I guess that dream decided to attack me here..... KC: Dream?! Sonic: Yeah, poor kid's been suffering ever since Jeff came aboard the Satellite of Eggs! KC: Awwww... Gomen. Ashura: It's okay....but thanks! ::he smiles at her:: KC: At least it wasn't George. *Shudders* Tom: Do we want to know? >and putted her inside a chamber KC: *As Apocalypse* Sauron, what have I told you about playing golf inside the ship? Angel: Hey, Sauron! Putt her out the window! >then after putting an oxygen mask he >pressed a button and the chamber filled with a green liquid, KC: It's Gooze! Others: EW! >then he >pressed another buttons and purple rays appeared inside, Sauron >watched a screen to see the progress of the mutation. Mike: INTENSE! DESCRIPTIVE! ACTION! >- Meanwhile Sailor Moon and Professor Xavier were talking. Merc: ::as Professor Xavier:: I'm telling you, WE are better than YOU! KC: *As Profearrggghhh* No, I'M the best! >-Why do you think Apocalypse kidnapped your friend ? Seiyuka: ::as Sailor Moon:: Oh, I dunno. Perhaps because he's EVIL! KC: Give Pocky a few days with Chibi Usa. He'll give her back. Sonic: Who would want her? >-I don’t know Professor, this is the first time we saw this Apocalypse >guy. KC: *As Sailor Moon* He looked disturbingly like a clown. >-Don’t worry we will help you rescue her. >-Thank you. >In other area Logan and Haruka were also talking. >-Tell me one thing Haruka, why were you so worried about me the other >day ? >For any answer she took him by the neck and started to kiss him. ::The crew looks in surprise, then laugh themselves silly:: Mike: ::laughing:: Oh, my God! That's the STUPIDEST thing I've ever seen! Merc: Yeah! Who in their right mind would do that? ::Angel turns Merc's face towards hers and she kisses him. The others resume laughing. KC decides to take pictures of it and pulls out a camera:: KC: Oh, man! This is funny! Ashura: Yeah, who would be so stupid as to fall for that? ::Crystallis copies Angel. Now KC begins taking pictures of both of them. Ashura's eyes goes wide and he shoves Crystallis away, taking everyone by surprise:: CRYSTY!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! Crystallis: I....I'm sorry, Ashura.... Sara: What happened? Ashura: SHE WAS TRYING TO GIVE ME THE TOUNGE!!!! Crystallis: I said I was sorry....::begins crying and rushes out the theater::.....YOU'RE SO MEAN!!! Ashura: Crysty! CRYSTALLIS!!! ::he dashes off after her:: Seiyuka: I'm gonna have a talk with WHOEVER told her it was okay to do that! ::Crow and Tom sink into their seats:: Merc: Let's just finish this and get it over with. >-I love you Logan....with all my heart. >-I love you too Haruka... Mike: Eh, love stinks! KC: *Looking a little green* This is BEYOND wrong. Seiyuka: No duh! I mean, he's old enough to be her grandpa! Ayeka: Hmmm, I wonder if Wolverine is a Juraian? >Then they continued to kiss each other with the Moon as witness of >their love. KC: Then Michiru came over and beat the living shit outta them! >- Meanwhile in Apocalypse’s ship the 6 foot giant entered the lab to >see the advances in his experiment. Tom: Woah, woah, woah! Wasn't Apocalypse 8 feet earlier? KC: Yeah, he was! Sonic: Must be the shoes. >-How is it going Sauron ? KC: *As Sauron* Not bad, but I got in the sandtrap on the ninth hole and the shoes won't fit. >-Fine my Lord.- She will be ready soon. Tom: ::as Sauron:: For target practice! >-Perfect. Crow: ::as Apocalypse:: -ly stupid! KC: *As Mr. Burns* Eeeexceellleeennt... >Meanwhile, Sailor Moon and the other Sailor Scouts, including Sailor >Mars KC: And Jupiter, and Mercury, and Venus, and Uranus, and Neptune, and Saturn, and Star Healer, and Star Fighter, and the other Star Senshi, and Galaxia, and Tin Mouse, and- Sara: Stop there! >were in the Black Bird getting ready to save Renee. Angel: Why are they anyway? She's pointless! ::a loud slap can be heard outside. Then Crystallis and Ashura walk in. Ashura is holding his cheek:: Ashura: A warning to you guys: Never make her mad. Sonic: You guys together again? Crystallis: ::sighs:: Yeah, we are. Ashura: I SAID I was sorry! Why can't you understand that? Crystallis: Ashura.....::she leans over and kisses Ashura on the forehead::.....I could never stay mad at you. ::Ashura hugs her and she returns it.:: Seiyuka: ::sighs:: Reminds me of me and Trunks.....I hope he's okay.... >- Sailor Mars sitted on a chair and started to look through the >window, she reacted when Sailor Jupiter talked to her. >-If you try to betray us Sailor Mars, I will not hesitate in killing >you, you understand ? Crystallis: ::as dumb Mars:: Duh, nope! >She didn't answered, she only turned her face so her friend could not >see the tears on her eyes. Tom: Oh, cry us a river! KC: *Sings* Old man river! >Minutes later they were inside of the ship, and started to look for >Sailor Chibi Moon, suddenly several Sentinels appeared, and the battle >started again, everyone was doing fine until the moment when Wolverine >was trapped between two Sentinels, KC: So, he tore them to shreds and went to find more metallic scratching posts! >seeing this Sailor Uranus rushed to help him, seeing that one of them >was about to shot Wolverine from the back she did the only thing she >thought, she putted herself between the laser and Wolverine, KC: Unfortunately her nine iron broke and she sliced it. Crow: And Tiger Woods won the tourney for the millionth time! >who >turned around when he heard the scream of pain of Sailor Uranus, Crow: Oh, GOOD ONE, Haruka! >after taking care of the robot he rushed to help her, when he found >her she had her uniform and body horribly burned, she took his hand to >ask him one last wish. >-Lo...Logan...pl...please promise me...that...you will...protect.... >Michiru... Sara: ::as Haruka:: and.....get....rid...of my......Shatner..... impersonation. KC: *As Shatner* Wolverine, I... need you to... promise... me one... thing... >-It won’t be necessary, you’ll be OK, you’ll see >-No Logan...it’s over for me...please promise me that you will protect >her Tom: From WHOM? Ellen? >-I promise.... All:....NOT! >Then she convulsed and her hand falled to the ground...Sailor Neptune >who arrived at that precise moment just falled against a wall and >started to cry. Crow: Oh, cry us a river. KC: *Sings again* Old man river! >- Logan snapped. Sonic: Neptune's neck KC: Then was killed by the power of Sailor Moons crystal after she found out. >-ARRRGGGGGHHH ! ! ! KC: *As Profearrggghhh* What the hell do you WANT?! >NOW APOCALYPSE WILL PAY ! ! ! ! Ashura: I swear, Wolverine loses more women! >Suddenly a door opened, and what they saw shocked them. Merc: NSYNC, the Backstreet Boys, and 98 Degrees in drag! Angel: MERC! I can't believe you! Merc: ::holding his head:: Same here.... Crow: Bad mental image! BAD MENTAL IMAGE! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! KC: *Riffling around in subspace, muttering to herself* At least I can still get to this... Ahha! You mean like this? ::Holds up aforementioned picture. Mike faints, Crow's eyes roll back, Tom's head explodes, Ashura and Crystallis hold on to each other and scream, as does Merc and Angel, Ayeka, Sonic and Sara dive behind their seats and Seiyuka attempts to claw her eyes out:: Ayeka: KC! I DEMAND THAT YOU PUT THAT BACK THIS MOMENT! >-Sailor Chibi Moon ? KC: Nope, sorry, I'm Marv Albert. Chibi Usa is on the other ship. Sonic: ::Marv Albert:: YES! >Serena runned towards her but in response the girl jumped in the air >and created two light swords which he used to attack Sailor Moon who >flew back with her chest bleeding. Ayeka: ::mock fear:: Oh, no! Apocalypse turned Chibi-Moon into Mayuka! >- The other Sailor KC: Scoots. >Scouts rushed to help her. >-haha. No Sailor Moon, Sailor Chibi Moon is dead, you can call me >Cerise ! ! ! Ashura: CERISE?!?! Wasn't she a member of Excaliber?! KC: CERISE?! GAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! >To be continued... All: NOOOOO! >Next chapter : The Battle of the Princesses Seiyuka: Now, I'm gonna give WHOEVER told Crysty to do what she did to the count of five before I boot them to the front of the bridge! ::Crow and Tom slowly walk away:: 1...2..._5_! ::Seiyuka grabs the bots, stands in front of the vault door, and kicks them through it and the other doors:: Mike: Allllllllllllllllllllrighty, then. Let's go, everyone. ::all proceed to leave:: (Reverse door sequence)