"SILVY! Where the HELL are you?!" Jim shouted. Once again, the group went searching for the bug crewmember of the MST Antartica. And still, he was nowhere to be found. "Damn, I wish Jerrod didn't leave me to do this by myself." As he approached a closed door, he pushed a button on it and was immediately slammed against the wall as the door opened. Inside was Jerrod listening to Metallica at volume 10. "JERROD! JERROD!" "Huh?" Jerrod said. Not knowing that he decided to turn the volume down to 2, Jim kept shouting his name. Jerrod, then grabbed Jim's beak, holding it shut. "I can hear you now, stupid. So, find Mr. Silverfish?" "Nope. No sign of him." Jim said, after Jerrod released his beak. Just then, a high pitched squeal went out. A few seconds later, a small bug zoomed by the room, Amy Rose in hot pursuit. "Get away fro' me, ya' psycho!" the bug said. "There he is!" "We better stop her before she flattens him!" Jerrod said. With that, the two raced after the other two. Down the hall, Amy was gaining on Silverfish. "GET BACK HERE SO I CAN SQUASH YA!" Amy said. All of a sudden, she slammed her hammer on the ground and went airborne and landed in front of the bug. "GOTCHA!" She raised her hammer over her head and prepared to slam it on Silverfish, until Jerrod came outta nowhere, protecting his crewmember with his "whopping" shovel. Unfortunantly, the resulting attack on the hammer caused it to attack Amy, electrocuting her. "Oops!" Jerrod said, grinning sheepishly. "OoOhH, I sEe LOTS oF sOnIcS!!" Amy said, before passing out. "Good going, Jer. Now, she's gonna be pissed at 'cha!" Jim said. "Not to mention Sonic!" Jerrod said. At that point, the alarms went off again."Dammit! Here we go again!" With that, Jerrod went and retrieved Amy while Jim got Silverfish and they both went to the theater. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Theater. All but the three are there. Then, Jerrod, Jim and the recently revived Amy come to. Amy's hair is all spiked out. Jim is carrying a jar with Silverfish in it.) Ashura: ::Noticing the three:: What the hell happened?! Amy: They resuced the bug. Sonic: ::snikering:: Nice hairdo, Amez! Amy: Shut up and let's watch the fic! Silverfish: Hey! Dere's not'n in ma' contract dat' says I gotta do MSTs! Jim: Yeah, well, that only covers the Antarctica. You're free game anyplace else. Silverfish: ::hangs head down:: S**t. Well, wake me when it's over, 'K? ::curls up into a ball and goes to sleep:: Jerrod: ::staring at Mr. Silverfish:: Lazy ass. >Sailor Moon's Mortal Kombat Trilogy ENDING All: WHOOPIE!!! >BLOODMARKS Mike: Sounds like a horror film. >Sonya started to run towards them but an energy field blocked her, Venus >helped her to stand up, when suddenly they saw that they were surrounded by >several ninjas, Sonic: Woah! Where did they come from! Jim: ::to Sonic:: Your butt? Sonic: ::glaring at Sonic:: Why I outta... >meanwhile Sailor Moon was unsuccessfully trying to get Shao Kahn off from >her, while he kissed her he started to pull her uniform down starting from >the shoulders, Crow: Whoo-wee! Here we go again!! Jim: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe! ::Begins filming again:: Angel: One day, we've GOT to find a fic that would make Jim think twice about that.... Jerrod: Good luck. >she tried to stop him but his strength was greater, tears started to form >in her eyes Jerrod: Apparently, some fiberglass installation got in her eye. >as she felt her the upper part of her uniform ripped apart from her, >showing her top while Shao Kahn stopped kissing her. Merc: ::as Shao Kahn:: Oops. Sorry about that. >-Even if you don’t want to marry me, you will be mine as your friend was, >I’m sure that you will be better than her, haha ! ! ! Sara: You call that an evil laugh?! Jim: That was SO lame. Jerrod: Yeah! It has to come from the gut, and with FEELING! >-Never ! ! Maybe you can have my body but you will never have my love you >stinking monster ! ! ! Ashura: ::as Shao Kahn:: I don't stink! I take a bath, you skank! Jim: ::ditto:: And besides, do I look French to you? ::from out of nowhere, a statuette of the Eiffel Tower hits Jim in the head:: Ow! Male voice: Viva la France! Tom: ::looking around:: The hell? Jerrod: I knew this would happen sooner or later. Jim: ::p.o.'ed:: HEY! COME BACK HERE, YOU SONUVABITCH!! >Meanwhile Sailor Mercury and Sailor Mars arrived to the scene, and Mercury >couldn’t hold her anger when she saw that Shao Kahn was about to rape >Serena like he did to her, -Mars ! ! ! Combine your power with mine now ! ! Crow and Tom: WONDER TWIN POWERS! ACTIVATE! Jerrod and Jim: ::stand up, do the "Fusion Dance":: FUUUUUUUUUU-SION!! >-MARS FIRE ! ! !IGNITE ! ! ! >-MERCURY ICE STORM ! ! ! BLAST ! ! ! The combined shot of Mercury and Mars >was enough to take down the energy filed that was protecting Kahn from >outside interference, Ashura: Wait a sec! Ice plus fire equals STEAM! Fire will melt the ice, while the water will put out the fire! >seeing this Tuxedo Mask rushed to help her, he used a flying kick that >throw Kahn away in the exact moment when he was about to rip the bottom >part of Sailor Moon’s uniform, TOM: Accidentally taking the bottom part of her uniform in the process. Crow: TOM, don't tease me like that. >Kahn stood up suprissed because he was so concentrated in raping Sailor >Moon that he didn’t noticed that his protection was down, ::All start snickering:: Crystallis: I'm sorry, but even THAT was too funny! Jim: Welcome to the party, babe! >Tuxedo Mask continued his attack but Kahn answered with a series of brutal >blows that made him fly across the room to finally hit a wall Ayeka: ::Tuxedo Mask as Jerry Lewis:: Hello, nice wall! >falling to the >ground knocked out. All: YAY! >-Darien NO ! ! ! Screamed Sailor Moon Amy: "Darien YES!!!" Shouted Amy Rose. Jim: "Darien YES YES OH GOD YES!!!" shouted James. Everyone else: Ew... >She stood up and looked at Shao Kahn -ENOUGH ! ! ! ! !THIS IS THE LAST >THING YOU ARE GOING TO DO YOU EVIL CREATURE! ! !IT MAY COST ME MY OWN LIFE >BUT AT LEAST I WILL KNOW THAT YOU >WILL NEVER HURT ANYBODY AGAIN ! ! ! Jerrod: ::as Sailor Moon:: BUT FIRST, I'M GONNA TURN OFF THE CAPS!!! >MOON CRYSTAL ACTIVATION ! ! ! Jerrod: YES! She's gonna kill herself. She'll kill Shao, but she'll be dead! Merc: Poor Shao. >-SAILOR MOON NO ! ! ! Screamed the other scouts. TOM: "SAILOR MOON YES!!!" screamed the MSTers Crow: "SAILOR MOON YES YES OH GOD YES!!!" screamed Sailor Venus. Amy: Hentai! ::hits Crow again with her Piko Piko Hammer:: >She didn’t hear them while her remaining uniform disappeared Crow and Jim: WOO HOO!! ::get hit with the "whopping" shovel:: Jerrod: Pedos! >and a beautiful >white gown appeared, Kahn couldn’t believe what he was seeing, All: ::as Shao Kahn:: Woah.... >Serena took the crystal in her hands and lifted it up above her. -MOON >CRYSTAL, TAKE CARE OF THIS EVIL FORCE THAT HAS HURTED US LONG ENOGH ! ! Ayeka: ::as Sailor Moon:: AND FIX THE CAPS, MY GRAMMAR, AND MY SPELLING!! >! MOON CRYSTAL ELIMINATION ACTIVATE ! ! ! ! Sonic: CHAOS.....CONTROL!!! Merc: APOCALYPSE BEAM!!! Seiyuka: BURNING ATTACK!!! Jerrod: UNLEASH THE FURY!!! ::everyone else runs and hides:: Oh, COME on! >An incredible energy blast emerged from the crystal and hitted a unprepared >Shao Kahn who screamed in pain as the powerful energy engulfed him, Sara: ::as Shao Kahn:: I'M BLIND!! >finally he falled to the ground, at the same time Sailor Moon recovered her >uniform and then her normal clothes as Serena before falling to her knees >totally exhausted, Jerrod: DAMN! She isn't dead! Everyone else: Crap! >in a final attempt to seek revenge Kahn used the last bit of energy he got >to fire a huge energy arrow to Serena Ashura: I remember the hammer and the energy BALL, but I don't remember if he had an arrow.... Jerrod: That's because he DIDN'T! >who was now defenseless, she looked up when she heard a scream of pain >coming from Sailor Mercury who got in front of her to block the shot that >impacted her chest. - Kahn died while Mercury falled in the arms of Serena. Merc: ::as Shao Kahn:: At...least I....got one.....ugh....::closes eyes, sticks tounge out.:: ::Everyone else starts humming "Taps".:: >-I...I...saved you Serena...we can go home now... Jerrod: ::buries face in hands:: Oh, God! Not again! ::Everyone else groans:: so I...can go ba...back...to ::Ashura hands everyone else a blanket and pillow:: >school...but first I’m going to...to... ::Jim curls up in Ayeka's lap. Amy rests her head on Sonic's shoulder, as does Crystallis wih Ashura:: >g...ge...get some rest, I’m tired.. Mike: Is it over? Tom: I think so. >Then she closed her eyes and peacefully died in her arms. All: YAY! >-NOO ! ! Please not you Amy ! ! ! Crow: ::as Serena:: You're the only one who could get me off! ::Everyone, except Jim, beats up Crow:: >Please wake up ! ! !Sonya you and Night >Wolf have to help her ! ! ! Sonya got in front of her -I’m sorry girl, but >she couldn’t take anymore punishment, Tom: ::Sonya as Mr. Scott:: Te' engines, they jus' canna take'a the strain! Crystallis: I guess taking her computer away was the last straw, eh? >he wasn’t recuperated yet, Jerrod: HE?!! O_O All: EWWWWWWWWWW!!! >there is nothing we can do now. All: WOO HOO! >-No...why you Ami, first Lita now you... Jim: You suck, therefore, you must die. >Suddenly in the same spot where Shao Kahn died a white energy portal >opened. -Well it’s time for you to go girl, Angel: Yeah! You GO, girl! >you and your friends have done a very >good work here, I’m sorry for the ones that died Jerrod and Jim: BULLSHIT! >but this is how it is here. Amy: And they're gonna stay there?! How STUPID! >Sailor Moon, Sailor Venus, Sailor Mars, Tuxedo Mask Jerrod: Moe, Larry, Curly... Merc: Dopey, Sneezy, Happy... Ayeka: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... Jim: One potato, two potato, three potato... Tom: One fish, two fish, red fish... >and the cats entered the >portal and found themselves in Merc: HELL! Tokyo’s central park. Merc: Eh, close enough. >- Serena opened her eyes and found herself lying under a three, Jim: And between a two and a four. ::rimshot:: All: GO AWAY! >she stood up >when she heard voices calling her. Ashura: Yep, she's snapped. Merc: ::as voices:: Kill yourself... Kill yourself... Jim: ::ditto:: It's all your fault... It's alllllllllll your fauuuuuuuuult. Jerrod: ::same here:: Gene Wilder is your love chilllllllllld... Everyone else: WHAT?! O_O >-Ami ? Lita ? You are alive ! ! ! Sonic: ::as Dr. Frankenstien:: THEY'RE ALIVE! Everyone else: Damn! >She runned towards them and hugged them like she had never done it before, ::Jim and Crow grin at that:: Jerrod and Amy: :: to Jim and Crow:: THEY'RE UNDERAGE, YOU PERVERTS/HENTAI! >_< >-Whoa, what is it with you ? Looks like you haven’t seen us in a long time >. -You were dead remember ? All that happened in the Outworld, the ninjas, >and all that ? Mike: ::as Lita:: Are you on drugs again? Tom: ::as Serena:: Oh, not really. Just a little LSD, some heroin, a pinch of methanphetamines, and a kilo of cocaine every now and then. >-What are you talking about, Andrew told us that you were going to get here >after you spend all of your money playing this new game he got called >Mortal Kombat, what you had was the weirdest dream of your life, Jim: You mean this whole thing was a DREAM?!!? Jerrod: Couldn't be. My dreams usually involve fish-wielding Smurfs and a chorus ofdancing Ed Azners. ::notices that everyone else is staring at him:: What? >come on it’s getting late and the others are waiting for us in the temple. Seiyuka: Uh-huh. Sure. >She started to think that it was a dream until she saw Raiden sitted in a >three, ::All start laughing:: Mike: ::laughing:: Sitting...on a THREE?! Merc: Oh, my god! I can't it anymore! ::holds his sides while laughing:: Jerrod: If I may quote Vegeta: His stupidity is beyond BELIEF! >using telephaty he talked to her. Sara: ::as Raiden:: You lost. Shao Kahn's gonna take over. You pussy. Jim: ::sweatdrops:: "Telephaty"? Ayeka: Sounds like a new weight-loss drug. >-Let this be a present from the Elder Gods, to thank you for destroying >Shao Kahn. Then the God of thunder disappeared. Jerrod: Dammit! He left without even singing Detroit Rock City! >- She reacted when Amy pulled her arm. Amy: Clean off! >-Well ? Why are you looking at that three for ? Amy: ::as Serena:: Well, isn't it supposed to be there? >-huh ? oh nothing, let’s go. And the three girls lefted the park and headed >towards the Cherry Hill Temple. Crow: But not before have hot, kinky... All except Jim: CROW! >THE END All: YES! And we are outta here! ::all leave the theater:: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Well, that was Von Doom, eh?" Jerrod said. "God damn, he sucked ass." "Tell me about it!" Jim said. "At least he hasn't written any lemons." "Y'know, I think he did at one point, but I haven't seen it yet." Ashura said. The two shuddered at the thought. "Well, it was nice and all, but we've gotta get back to the Antarctica!" Jerrod said. "Aw, couldn't we just stay here a little bit longer, Jer?" Jim said, clinging on to Ayeka. "Now, Jimbo, you know we've overstayed...." Jerrod said, before the comlink came on, showing the face of Dr. Robotnik. "Okay, what the HELL are those two doing here?" Eggman said. Jerrod and Jim just looked at each other and shrugged. "Well, you see, King Matt had..." Seiyuka began before Eggman silenced her. "First Kain, now King Matt. I'VE HAD IT WITH OTHERS STEALING OUR CHANCES!" Eggman shouted. "But, now, I'm gonna have my revenge!" "How, fatass?" Jim said. "Simple. First, I need Brain Guy." Eggman said, turning around. "HEY! BRAIN GUY!!!" "Yes, Eggman?" Observer said. "Mind sending over Drag Girl Kacee and one other to the Absolution?" Eggman said with an evil grin on his face. "No problem." Observer said. With his infamous headbob and SFX, Kacee and Spike from "Cowboy Bebop" were onboard the Absolution. "Kacee!" Jerrod said with a huge smile on his face. "Nani?!" Kacee said. "Where am I?" "GAH! Not HER again!!!" Jim shouted. "Not you!" Kacee said. "What the hell is going on?" Spike asked, looking around. He, then, noticed Dr. Robotnik. "Who the hell's the fat man?!" "You future ruler, boy!" Eggman said. "Not him again!" Kacee said. "Now for the perfect fic...." Eggman said as began looking through some files. All of a sudden, Eggman's Togepi, now Togetic, appeared carrying a pile of papers. "Ah! Thank you!" "What is it, fatty? A lemon? A crossover?" Sonic said. "No, it's worse than that! It's a movie script!" Eggman said. "So?!" Everyone said. "It's the script to..............................BATMAN AND ROBIN!!!" Eggman said, laughing as the comlink went down. "Batman...." Ashura said, meekly. "....and...." Jerrod said, meekly. "....Robin?" Kacee said, meekly. Just then, the three began glowing as the ship began shaking. "DUCK AND COVER!!!" Jim shouted as everyone, except TOM, ran out of the bridge. "NO! DON'T DO THAT ON THE....." TOM said, in vain. "F********************************************************************** ************************************************************************** ****************CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The three shouted as a surge of electricity blasted through the bridge.As the three calmed down, they saw the bridge charred and TOM standing there, covered in soot and not moving. "Oops." "I'll 'oops' you!" TOM said. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ AUTHOR'S NOTES: --------------- Whee, another MSTing done! I gotta thank Jerrod for his help here. And it ain't done yet!!! Alongside Drag Girl Kacee, we'll be attacking the script of the WORSE movie since Plan 9 from Outer Space! It's BATMAN AND ROBIN!!! BTW, I know I said I was planning to wait to do a MSTing, BUUUUUUUUUUUT I couldn't help it! I just HAD to keep going! Besides, Jer ASKED me to do a Von Doom fic, and I just couldn't resist! As always, read and review! Ashura Hedgehog