"Man, Ashura! Now YOU have that freaky "Fury" ability!" Sonic said, looking at his pal, who was still in "Fury" mode. "I think it's freaky!" Ashura said. "I think it's useful." Ayeka said. All the girls were admiring themselves with his quills. "Scram, girls. I'm not a mirror." Ashura said, with a small grin on his face. The girls walked away with fake dejected looks on their faces. Crystallis was the only one not leaving his side. "Hey, has anyone seen Outlaw and Penguin?" "Yeah, I saw them a few seconds ago with Tom and Crow calling out some guy named "Silverfish"." Mike said. "Sounds like an icky bug!" Amy said. "Think we should retrieve them?" Seiyuka said. "We'd better. Who knows what they'll do without us." Ashura said, jumping out of his seat. With that, the group walked out of the room they were in and went to find the four. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Alright, Silverfish! Where are you?!" Jerrod shouted as he, Jim, Crow and Tom walked across the hallway. "Are you sure he's here?" Tom said. "Unless that was a call from the Antartica...." Jim said. "Well, unless my hearing's gone nuts, that sounded loud and clear!" Crow said. "Well, he's hiding pretty well, I must say." Jerrod said. "He'll show up sooner or later...." Jim said "Yeah, the last time we lost him, we found out he was inside Baby Trunks' stomach!" Jerrod said. "No way!" The bots said. The other two nodded. At that time, the others came walking down the hallway. "Hey, Jer! Any luck?" Merc said. "'Fraid not, Mercky." Jerrod said. At that point the hallways began flashing red again. "Crap, here we go again!" With that, the group returned to the theater. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (Theater. All take previous seats. Sonic's STILL Super, Ashura and Jerrod still have "The Fury") All: ROLL 'EM! >Sailor Moon's Mortal Kombat Trilogy TOM: What about "Sailor Moon's Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3"? >Chapter 2 Seiyuka: What the?! Jerrod: This author's so dumb, he can't remember WHAT chapter he's on!! >SAILOR MOON A TRAITOR? Ashura: Yes! Uh...I mean NO! Waitasec....can I think about this? >Sailor Moon was still unconscious but in her mind dozens of images were >showing themselves one after another, Merc: NO! NOT SLIDES! All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! >the day she met Luna and became Sailor Moon, the appearance of the other >scouts, their continuous struggle against the Negaverse, the final battle >with Queen Beryl, Crow: The first time she made love with Tux Boy..... ::Gets clobbered by a frying pan:: Ow! Who the....? ::Angel starts whistling:: >the appearance of the Outworld, Amy being brutally beaten by Reptile, the >sacrifice of Lita, her near-rape by Rain, Jerrod and Ashura: ERMAC!!! >and the fact that she was only a 14 year old girl and how could she still >be >able to manage all that without losing her mind. Ashura: I feel your pain, sister.... >Meanwhile Sonya was training Sailor Venus and Mars, she was teaching them >some advanced combat techniques, Jim: Oh, I'm suuuuuuuure of that. Crow: Advanced ::does air quotes:: "combat" techniques. Uh-huh. >Sailor Mars was the one who turned out to be the best in Jim: Bed! ::gets smacked by Jerrod:: Ow! >combat, while Sailor Venus showed agility and ease of movement. Merc: You call THAT training?! Sonic, Seiyuka, let's show them REAL training! ::All three jump up and start sparring, DBZ-style. At the end, Seiyuka knocked them both away:: Seiyuka: Yay! Merc: ::Dazed:: Now....THAT, is training.... Jerrod: Nice job! ::tosses them each a Gatorade:: Merc, Seiyuka, and Sonic: Thanks! >- Tuxedo Mask was also in training, in his case Night Wolf was his mentor. TOM: Penguin Boy trained like an Native American? Now THAT would be interesting!! >In the room Amy awoke feeling a little better, she walked towards the bed >where Serena was and she gasped when she noticed the sweat on her forehead >and the pain expression on her face, Amy: Looks like she's constipated.... Jim: That, or having a VERY good dream, if you catch my drift! Crow: ::nods:: Uh-huhhhhh. Heh heh heh. Sonic: You two are warped! >she shaked her in an attempt to awoke her, Jerrod and Ashura: ::while glowing brighter:: AWAKEN HER, DINGLEBERRY!!! >fortunately she was successful. All: ::start cussing:: >-Serena are you all right ? -I’m tired Amy. Sonic: ::as Serena:: I'm so tired from my sleep, I wanna fall asleep. >-Don’t worry Serena, try to sleep and... Jerrod: ::as Amy:: I'll go root through your purse for cash. >-You don’t understand Amy, I’m tired of all this fighting, Ayeka: Then QUIT!! >I can’t stand it anymore, I’m tired of seeing you girls get hurt or killed, >look around, look where I got you into, you’re lucky of being alive, ::Jerrod takes off his glasses and smacks himself in the face:: >whatever that ninja was going to do to me....I...I deserved it Amy. Tom: Yeah! >-NO ! Look at my eyes Serena ! Sonic: ::as Amy:: THIS is what happens when you stop using Visine! >You’re the Moon Princess, it’s our sacred duty >to protect you even if we have to give our lives for it, look at Lita, she >killed herself to avoid a fight with you, Sara: PUSSY!!! Jerrod and Jim: CHICKEN!!! >Serena you have to understand that we have been chosen for a special >mission in our world, especially you, you have to understand that whatever >happens to us it’s our destiny and we can not change that. Jerrod: ::in a deep, powerful voice:: You are DOOMED to an ETERNITY of SUCKINESS! Crystallis: I hate to admit it, but that's true..... >Serena stood there for several moments looking directly at Amy’s eyes >suddenly tears started to form in her eyes and she started to cry while she >hugged her friend. Merc: ::returning to his seat:: What a TOUCHING moment! Jim: They're gonna DO it! Mike: And Jim just ruined it. >-Thank you Amy, I know what I have to do now. Ashura: She's gonna.... Ashura and Sonic: ::singing:: Open your heart, it's gonna be alriiiight! >Then she lefted the room and joined Rei and Mina in their training, Seiyuka: ::as Serena:: Hey, guys! I got something we can train with! Amy: ::as Amy:: Serena! Not with me in it! >the old clumsy, crybaby Serena was no more, Mike: It was a NEW clumsy, crybaby Serena! >Sonya was impressed because she got the combat expertise of Sailor Mars and >the agility and ease of movement of Sailor Venus combined. Ashura: That makes her a clumsy crybaby Princess that bitches alot and is very "easy".....WHATEVER!!! >Finally the moment came for another battle, this time it was Sailor Mars >the one chosen, ::Jerrod raises his right eyebrow in total confusion:: >her opponent, non other than the blue ninja Sub-Zero, Angel: My money's on Mars. Amy: Mars TOM: Sub Zero Jerrod: Sub Zero Jim: Sub Zero Ashura: Mars Sonic: Sub Zero Crystallis: Mars. Not because Ashura chose her. Sara: Sub Zero Crow and Tom: Mars Mike: Sub Zero Ayeka: Sub Zero Seiyuka: Mars >Mars prepared herself for what she knew was going to be a brutal match >against the master of ice and water. Those who chose Sub Zero: KICK HER SAILOR ASS! Those who chose Mars: BURN HIM ALIVE! >-OK pretty boy let’s see what you can do ! ! TOM: Pretty boy?! What is he, a Backstreet Boy in disguise?! Jerrod, Jim, and Merc: ::fists in the air:: DEATH TO THE BOY BANDS!!! ::The three go to the back of the theater and erect a burning effigy of Lance Bass. Jerrod whips out his "whopping" shovel, Jim takes out a chainsaw, and Merc unsheaths his katana. They then proceed to "go medieval" on the effigy before returning to their seats:: ::Everyone else sweatdrops:: >She yelled at her opponent. For any answer Zero Merc: Woah! When did this become a Megaman X crossover?! >used his ice blast but Mars moved away and answered with her mars fire, >zero covered himself with an ice shield but the fire was too much for it >and he recived the impact in the chest, Shao Kahn stood up suprissed to see >one of his best men down. Jerrod: "Suprissed"?! Ashura: Does that have anything to do with the Knight Saber, Priss? A female voice: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!!! *SLAM* All: ::sweatdrop:: Ooooookay. >- Meanwhile Sub-Zero knew that he couldn’t beat her using special powers so >he jumped in front of her and kicked her in the face with a roundhouse >kick, Rei was stunned by the kick but she reacted and clamped Zero’s legs >making the blue ninja fall, once she got him down she stood in top of him >and Crow and Jim: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEE!!!! Jerrod: Perverts! ::Smashes both of them with the "Whopping" shovel:: Crow: Ow! Hey, I mean it was RIGHT THERE!!! >started to punch him in the face, Zero was able to turn her over and he >tried to do the same but Rei blocked all of his attempts then she trowed >him Jerrod: "Trowed"?? Others: Don't ask us! >away with a big kick to the abdomen, Zero was severely diminished and when >he >stood up he only saw the huge fireball that Mars trowed at him, in seconds >he was turned into ashes. ::Jerrod, Jim, TOM, Sonic, Ayeka, Mike, and Sara start forking over cash to the winners:: >- Seeing that she was successful Mars felled to her knees exhausted by the >battle. - Suddenly a kick in the back made her react, this time it was Rain >the one who was attacking her, seeing the red clothes she remembered that >this was the ninja who tried to rape Serena and prepared to fight him, but Jerrod: ::as narrarator:: She remembered that it was ERMAC who raped Serena. >a voice made her react. All: ::start yelling at the screen:: >-WAIT ! ! ! He is mine ! It was Tuxedo Mask who appeared to avenge her >love’s honor. -He will pay for trying to hurt Sailor Moon, Mars leave us. >Sailor Mars lefted the combat zone aided by S. Venus and Sonya, Sara: ::as Mars:: Thanks for helping me carry this combat zone! >meanwhile Tuxedo Mask took his cape off and prepared to face Rain. Mike: TORO! TORO! >-ha ha ! ! Your girlfriend was mine ! ! I had the best of the times with >her Jerrod: ::as "Rain":: And the worst of times with her. >and she enjoyed it ! ! Yelled Rain Crow: You must tell us sometime! Jim: Yeah, and we'll videotape it! ::the others groan:: >-NO ! ! HE ‘S LYING ! ! Screamed Sailor Moon For any answer TM used a >flying kick on Rain, the red ninja blocked the move and answered it with a >series of right and left hands that impacted TM’s face who falled to the >floor, Seiyuka: What is it with the fighters here and their love for the Three Stooges? Ayeka: Yeah, next thing we know, they'll be poking eyes out, slapping foreheads and running around in circles on the floor! All the guys: HEY, DON'T YOU BE DISSIN' THE STOOGES! >Rain got in top of him and started to yell at him again -You know what she >said ? She said that I gave her what you couldn’t ! ! I made her feel like >a real woman ! ! I.. Crow: Yes, yes, go on! Jim, got it on film? Jim: ::videotaping:: Ohhhh, yeah! >He was cuted by a brutal right hand that made him roll a few meters, Merc: Master Hand strikes again! >when he stood up TM runned at him and started to kick and punch him until >he >knocked him out. All: Ahh, poop! >After that they returned to their rooms, and the girls went to Amy’s to >check >her, they noticed that she was a little strange specially when Night Wolf >tried to apply some herbs on her injuries, she didn’t wanted him to take >the blanket away from her. Amy: ::as Amy:: It's cold! Sonic: ::as another scout:: Oh, it's only -30o out. You'll be fine! >-Please Amy he’s going to cure you like he has been doing it every day, >what is it with you now ? Serena took the blanket away and gasped when she >saw Jerrod: Amy's eight-inch PENIS! Everyone else: EWWWWWWWWWWW!!! >_< Jim: ::putting his camera away:: Oh, thank you SO much! You RUINED the mood! Crow: ::looking sick:: Jerk! that Amy’s uniform was >ripped in many areas, specially the chest and her private areas, tears >formed on Amy’s eyes when she felt discovered. - Serena got beside her. >-Amy, what happened ? Who did this ? >Crying she told them that while they were fighting, Shao Kahn entered her >room and brutally raped her.- Jerrod: ::glowing:: SHAO KAHN WOULD _NEVER_ DO SUCH A DAMNED THING!!! HE HAS A F**KING WIFE!!! ::releases a bunch of bolts, destroying a good deal of the theater:: Seiyuka: ::moderately singed:: Ouch. Ashura: God damn, dude. Take a chill pill! >-HE ‘S GOING TO PAY FOR THIS WITH HIS LIFE RIGHT NOW ! ! ! ! ! ! >Screamed Sailor Moon . Then she runned out and started to look for Shao >Kahn, Sonya and Sailor Venus >followed her while Sailor Mars and Night Wolf stayed to help Sailor >Mercury. Sonic: And Tux Boy's.....? Jerrod: In the hall closet with James! >- After a few minutes of search she found the entrance to the throne room, >she kicked the door down and saw her opponent sitted in his throne waiting Crystallis: To take a dump! Ashura: ::as Shao Kahn:: Dammit! Can't I get a bit of privacy? >for her. -So, you finally came Sailor Moon, I was expecting you. ::Crow and Jim start giggling like a bunch of schoolgirls:: Angel: Oh, grow up, you two! >-You monster ! ! What you did to my friend is the last thing you are going >to do ! ! I’m going to finish your stinking life once and for all ! ! ! Jerrod: ::as Sailor Moon:: I'm going to make you watch every episode of Sailor Moon! Non-stop! Merc: Death by dub. Cool. Jerrod: Dub, sub, schmub... What sucks sucks. >-Really ? Well then let’s get a little closer. Mike: Isn't that from a gum commercial? >Suddenly he appeared in front of her. -Look at my eyes Serena, I’m offering >you my kingdom and my love, Jim: ::as Shao Kahn:: And my Porche! >just marry >me and be my Queen. Jerrod: Man, Sindel's gonna throw a hissy fit when she learns of this! >-NO ! ! I’ll never going to marry a monster like you ! ! And besides I will >marry Tuxedo Mask in the future, so forget about it and prepare to.... Tom: Get bent! >Suddenly Shao Kahn took her by the neck and started to kiss her in the >precise moment when Sonya, Sailor Venus and Tuxedo Mask entered the room. Crystallis: Ouch. That'll do WONDERS for a relationship! >- Tuxedo Mask couldn’t believe his eyes. -NO ! ! ! ! He screamed. Jim: But, inside, he was happy because he could now move on to James. >- Venus and Sonya couldn’t believe it. -TRAITOR ! ! ! I’ll kill you myself >! ! Yelled Sonya while she runned towards Sailor Moon to attack her. >END OF >CHAPTER 3.... Seiyuka: Thank God that's over with! Jim: C'mon, let's see if we can find Silverfish. Jerrod: You do that. If I'm gonna keep goin', I'll need a Metallica fix, and now! ::All leave the theater::