"Oh, god. I've seen bad writing, but his HAS to be the worse!" Jerrod said, walking down a corridor with Ashura, Crystallis, and Mike. "Oh, god. Trust me, from what we've seen, it's gonna get worse!" Ashura said. "How bad?" Jerrod said. "No lemon stuff, I hope!" "Nah, just one bad slaughterhouse!" Mike said. "Really?" Jerrod said, a huge grin appearing on his face. "How bad?" "Let's put it like this, one or more of the team is killed by fic's end!" Crystallis said. "DUDE!" Jerrod said. "Man, you must HATE the Sailors!" Mike said. "As much as I hate pedos!" Jerrod said. "Hey, has anyone seen Jim?" "I.....think he was with......uh-oh....." Mike said. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Aw, man! You have those type of tapes?! Suh-WEET!" Crow said. He and a bandaged-up Jim were talking in the kitchen, a box of tapes on a table. "Yeah! You name it, I have it!" Jim said. "I DID have a Kari/Gatoman one, but, I sold that to Veemon." "Oh, well!" Crow said, shrugging. "I'll buy the entire set!" He began hopping up and down in excitement. "Lemme get Mike's credit card...." "Ah-HA! Gotcha!" Mike and Jerrod said. The two looked at their human companions. They tried to scatter, but they were caught. "Bad penguin!" Jerrod said. Jim stuck his tounge out at him. "What do you hafta say for yourself, Crow?" Mike said. "Did you know that Jim was a HUGE collection of hentai fic tapes?" Crow said. Crystallis walked over to the box of tapes. She put in a tape into Jim's camcorder and began watching what was on it. After a few minutes, she began blushing and pulled her eye away and turned to Ashura. "Ashura....don't let Sonic and Amy see this...." Crystallis said. "Huh?!" Ashura said, grabbing the camcorder and looking in. He, too, turned red and placed it down. "Ooh, boy!" He took the tape and fed it to the trash compactor. "Now, they don't hafta!" "Wow, I never knew people can be so FLEXABLE!" Crystallis said. Jerrod looked at her and blinked. "Do I even WANT to know?" Jerrod said. The two hedgehogs shook their heads. He just sighed and shook his head. At that moment, the room began flashing red. "Oh, we got FANFIC SIGN!" Mike said. "About damn time you said that!" Jerrod and Jim said. With that, the group returned to the theater. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Everyone returns to their normal seats. This time around, Sonic is Super Sonic.) Jerrod: Woah, what's with the light show? Sonic: I'm not taking anymore chances with Jim around! Jim: That's what you get for hurting my love! >Sailor Moon's Mortal Kombat Trilogy All: SUCKS! >Chapter 2 Ashura: Second verse, same as the first. >TWO NEW FRIENDS Jerrod: And ::starts counting who's here:: 15 new enemies! >Amy saw Reptile coming towards her so she decided to plan a strategy. ::All start crying:: >-I have to match his speed and agility somehow-she thought- maybe if I... Sonic: Oh, fer cryin'....this is Mortal Kombat, NOT a math test! >Her thoughts were cutted by a roundhouse kick that made her fall to the >floor with blood on her mouth. All: YES! Jim: ::holding up a "Reptile is #1" sign:: :Go Reptile! Go Reptile! It's your birthday! It's your birthday! >- She tried to stand up but she was received with a brutal combination of >left and right hands that made her fall again. Angel: ::makes Curly noises as that goes on:: >- The rest of the Sailor Scouts were terrified when they witnessed the >brutal punishment that Amy was receiving. Ayeka: ::as random Scout, monotone:: Please, stop hurting Amy. Please, in the name of God. >-Please stop it!! >Screamed Sailor Moon >-Ha! You are not worthy of being in this tournament, I’ll finish you quickly, >!Acid Split! Jim: O_O What the HELL is there another exclamation mark beside the attack? Jerrod: That, and WHY the HELL is he saying his attack? This isn't Street Fighter! >Sailor Mercury was able to move away but the acid burned her left shoulder >passing through her suite and injuring her skin. Tom: "Passing through her suite"? What? The Sailors wear hotels? Jerrod: That's gotta be hard on the back. >- Sailor Mercury tried to react using her powers. >-!Mercury bubbles! !blast! All: SOAP BUBBLES AWAY! >With Reptile’s vision blocked Amy was able to stand up and activated her >visor to get a scan of her opponent in order to attempt an attack, but she >was amazed when her bubbles dissipated and she saw no one there. Merc: Knowing Reptile, he's hiding behind her.... >- Suddenly she received a brutal kick in the back that made her fall once >more, Reptile took her from her suite and TOM: Is it me or does that last part sound like a chance to say something SICK?! >turned her around to saw her face to face.- Jerrod: Yo' Reptile! If you're gonna do that, use this! ::holds up a chainsaw:: >Amy’s face was full of blood, >she was bleeding from her mouth, nose and a cut she got on her right eyebrow >caused by her visor when she crushed it with her own face moments before. Sara: Damn! Now, I know why she has no real attacks! Jim: She's a big pussy? >-Tell me little girl, do you really think that you have a chance here? Sonic: ::Amy as Mihoshi:: Uh, no.... >-For earth I have to...to..re..sist. Amy: ::as Amy, the human::the....temp...tation...to...talk...like....Shat ...ner... >For any response All but Jerrod and Jim: AAAAAAAUGH! NOT THAT AGAIN! Jerrod and Jim: HUH?! Ashura: Von Dork used that phrase in a fic we MSTed with Kacee. It was either to make Uranus kiss Wolverine or to make the bad guys his Mars' leg. Jerrod: ::raises right eyebrow: His Mars' leg? Ashura: ::rethinks what he said:: AUGH! I meant HIT Mars' leg! >Reptile hitted her with all he got, kicks, punches and acid spits Sara: Missles, hand gernades.... Merc: Katanas, Ki Blasts.... Sonic: Sonic Spins, Light Speed Attacks.... Seiyuka: Kamehamehas, Big Bang Attacks.... Jerrod: Shovels, chainsaws... Jim: Flamethrowers, kitchen sinks... >that impacted all over Sailor Mercury’s body. ::All make explosion sounds:: >- Sailor Moon tried to help her but when she tried to enter the platform >where the battle was taking place Seiyuka: Well, THANK YOU for pointing the obvious! >she was electrocuted by the force field that was protecting it. Jerrod, Jim, and Ashura: PI-KA-CHUUUUUUU!!! Crystallis: ::as Sailor Moon:: Jupiter, you traitor! >-Please...help...her. Jerrod: ::as Sailor Moon:: She... still... owes... me... lunch... money. >After this she fainted in the arms of Sailor Jupiter. ::Crow and Jim grin at that:: >- Meanwhile in the platform Sailor Mercury just wanted to die to end her >sufferment, in a moment when she was able to stand up she told Reptile to >kill her. All: KILL HER! KILL HER! >-Why don’t you kill me!!! Why do you make me suffer like this!!! You >monster!! -And spoil the fun? Forget about it. Silverfish's voice: Ferget about it! All but Jerrod and Jim: Who the....? Jerrod: Was that...? Jim: ::shakes head:: Couldn't be. >A round house kick made Amy fall again, her white uniform was mostly red due >to the multiple hemorrhages she got all over her body. Jerrod: Hmmmm... Methinks that VD is either a product of the L.A. school system... Jim: Or, he's a backwoods hic. >- In the end when Reptile was about to finish her Shao Kahn’s voice was >heard again. Tom: ::as Shao Kahn:: SHIT! The water's too hot! >-Enough! The battle is awarded to Reptile!! Jerrod and Jim: ::disappointed:: Awwwwwwww. Already? >-Should I finish her my Lord? TOM: ::as Reptile:: All I gotta do is add some paint.... Jim: Some curtains... Jerrod: A few lamps... >-No! I want them to feel a lot of pain. ::Everyone facefaults:: Ayeka: If you wanted them to feel a lot of pain, then you should KILL THEM! >After this reptile lefted Jerrod and Jim: O_O LEFTED?! Ashura: Welcome to the world of Victor Von Doom. >in a cloud of smoke Jerrod: Hey! Reptile doesn't use the disappear-in-a-puff-of-smoke routine, Smoke does! Reptile just vanishes! Merc: Thank you, "Mr. Trivia". >and the other Sailor Scouts were able to aid Amy, when >they got to her she was pale and trembling, ::Ashura curls up and starts mumbling:: Crystallis: Oh, no. Not again. Ashura: ::mumbling:: PleaestopJeffdon'thurtherwhatdidshedotoyoushe'sjusta childpleaseleaveheralone..... Crystallis: ASHURA! SNAP OUT OF IT! Ashura: ::still mumbling:: Leaveheraloneyoumonstershe'sonlyalittlegirl... ::Crystallis slaps Ashura across the face.:: AACK! ::Falls to the ground, picks himself up and sits back down:: What the hell was that for? Crystallis: You were mumbling again... Ashura: Oh....sorry. Amy, TOM, Jerrod and Jim: What's going on? Ashura: Sorry, it's just that when I read something that reminds me of Kanashii no Imi, I do that. Jerrod: ::nods:: Sounds like you have "Shell Shock" to me. Amy and TOM: "Kanashii no" Wha? Others: Don't ask! >she got her eyes closed and she was mumbling senseless things. Sonic: Just like Ashura! >-stop it, kill me and stop this please, please kill me and stop this >horrible pain.. >Sailor Jupiter hugged her Crow: ::as Jupiter:: It's okay, Mercury. Now, let's get you....::Mike looks at Crow, Amy glancing at the corner of her eye, hammer exposed::...some medical attention. ::to the two:: What?! >while the other scouts tried to heal her injuries, Angel: With their ::does quotation motion with her fingers:: "magic" powers. >suddenly Reptile appeared in front of them. >-If she dies she dies. Mike: Damn. Damned if she does, damned if she doesn't. Damn. >He said. Then he disappeared in a cloud of black smoke. Jerrod: ::p.o.'ed:: AGAIN, he does NOT use the disappears-in-a-puff-of-smoke routine! >Sailor Jupiter looked at him with rage on her eyes. >- Sailor Mars made her react when she noticed that Amy’s pulse started to >diminish. All: POOF! >-We have to do something she’s dying here!!! Ayeka: ::as Mars:: Our acting is horrific! >Screamed Sailor Mars. >Sailor Moon got beside them and took her moon scepter to try her Moon >Healing on Sailor Mercury. >-!MOON HEALING! !ACTION! >Unfortunately nothing happened, Ashura: No duh! The healing deal only works with the SILVER CRYSTAL! >Sailor Moon started to cry when Raiden’s voice was heard. >-THIS KIND OF POWER DOES NOT WORK HERE GIRL, YOU MUST LEARN THAT IN MORTAL >KOMBAT SOME FIGHTERS DIE AND SOME OTHERS SURVIVE. TOM: ::as Raiden:: AND SOME OTHERS GET SCREWED OVER REAL BADLY! >Sailor Mars started to scream when Amy stopped breathing. Sara: ::as Mars:: SUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGEEEEEE!!! Jerrod: ::ditto:: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! >-NO! Don’t do this to us Sailor Mercury please! No.... >Suddenly two figures appeared, one was a blonde woman in a green costume Jerrod and Ashura: Sonya. and >the other was an American Indian Jerrod: Native American. with an black eagle drawn in his face, Jerrod and Ashura: Nightwolf. the >woman tried to get where Amy was but Sailor Venus got in her way. >-What do you want here!? Crow: ::as cartoon robber:: Yer money or yer life! >-Stand aside girl, we’re here to save your friend. >While Venus and the woman were discussing the Indian got beside Ami and >found that she was still alive, taken a small bottle out from his pants ::Crow and Jim's eyes go wide:: Jim: Uhhhh, isn't that kinda... unsanitary? >he putted the liquid on Sailor Mercury’s mouth, Ashura: And got a hole in one. >then he addressed the scouts: Mike: Four score and seven years ago.... Sonic: In a galaxy, far, far away.... Jerrod: There came a tapping on my chamber door.... Jim: Beans, beans, they're good for the heart. The more you eat, the more you... Ayeka: Jim! >-Take her inside or she will die, now!! >Supprised to see that she was alive they obeyed the strange man. >- Minutes later they were on a strange chamber were the Indian putted >Mercury on some sort of bed, All: FORE! >once there he got a knife and was about to make a cut on her body when >Sailor Mars holded his hand. Jerrod: ::as Nightwolf:: Really, miss! We just met! >-What are you trying to do with that!? Merc: ::as Indian:: Cut off her scalp. Why? ::gets konked on the head with the "whopping" shovel:: Jerrod: ::glaring:: Rule number two when working with me, Mercky: No racial or ethnic slurs/jokes. Merc: I wish Sabian or Vegeta was here. They wouldn't take this crap. >-I have to drain some of her blood, Reptile’s acid is poisonous, she >received to many of it, Ashura and Jerrod: TOO MUCH OF IT, Assclown! >if I don’t do this she won’t make it, Jerrod and Jim: ::to Mars:: Get 'em outta there! Get-him-out-of-there! >Sonya take them away so I can work >quietly. >She obeyed and forced the scouts to go out of the room to gave the Indian Jerrod: Native American. >some room to work, outside she identified herself and his companion. >-I’m lieutenant Sonya Blade from the US Special forces and the one who is >helping your friend is known only as Knight Wolf, Jerrod: It's NIGHTWOLF, ASSMUNCH! ::begins glowing:: Crow: What the... Ayeka: Oh, no... >he is a shaman, be sure that he will do his best to save your friend, but >for being honest I have seen warriors die being less injured than her, Amy: ::as Sonya:: Then again, THEY fought back! Jim: ::ditto:: And they weren't a bunch of panty-waists like you, either! >tell me who is your leader? Ayeka: ::as Sonya:: So you can take me to her. >Sailor Moon got in front of her. >-I’m Sailor Moon and also their lead... Ashura: ::as Moon:: Pipe. >She was interrupted when Sonya slapped her. Jerrod and Jim: YES! >-FOOL!! What made you think that you could get into the Outworld like that >and survive? Jim: ::as Sailor Moon:: Uhhh... We're "special"? You just brought your friends to a certain death here! You’re >friend in there will need all the world’s luck to be alive tonight! All: No duh! >You’re a disgrace as a leader!!! All: No duh squared! >For any response Ashura: AAAAUGH! NO MORE "FOR ANY RESPONSE"!!! ::starts glowing like Jerrod:: Jim: Dammit, is EVERYONE who MSTs this crap an' glow like bugzappers here? >Sailor Moon runned out crying, Sailor Venus followed her. >- Sailor Mars couldn’t hold her anger. Crow: ::as Mars:: I gotta go, or all this anger is going to go all over me! >-What was the idea by hitting her like that lady? You have no right to do >that! >-You have to understand that this is not a game, Night Wolf Jerrod: Okay, I'll give him one point for getting the spelling right. >and I are the >only survivors of a team of 16 warriors who got here to protect earth >against the Outworld, Jerrod: Ah, so THAT'S what happened to Jonny Cage, Kung Lao and the others... >and besides you have to prepare yourselves, sooner or later two of you will >have to fight each other and... Jim: You'll be in bikinis! Crow: And in a mud pit! ::Jerrod hits Jim with his shovel, while Amy hits Crow with her Piko Piko Hammer:: Amy: Hentai! Jerrod: Pedo! Crow and Jim: Ow. >Sailor Jupiter interrupted her. >-NO!! We will not fight each other no matter what.. Jerrod: ::as Sonya:: The winner'll get to leave the fic. Sara: ::as Jupiter, to Sailor Moon:: You're goin' DOWN, bitch! >-You HAVE TO if you don’t both of you will die and instead of one less scout >there will be two less, in the Outworld you have to care for your own life, >there are no friends here. Jim: ::as Sailor Moon:: Aww, and here I was hoping to get Matt le Blanc and David Schwimmer's autographs. >Meanwhile Venus was able to stop Sailor Moon from running. ::All make brake noises:: >- Sailor Moon sitted on a rock ::everyone starts snickering:: >and started to cry uncontrollably. >-It was my fault!! Jerrod: Damn straight! >All my fault!!! Jim: Got THAT right! >Amy is going to die and it’s all my >fault!!! Jerrod: You're on a roll now! >I’m a disgrace as a leader!!! Jim: Duh! >I want to go home!!! Crystallis: All of a sudden, Sailor Moon regresses to her old self. >-No it isn’t and you’re a good leader, you didn’t knew Ashura and Jerrod: IT'S "YOU DIDN'T KNOW"!!! >what was going to happen, and besides she will be O.K. now that NightWolf >is helping her. >-It was my fault!!! My fault!!! If she dies I will never forgive myself!!! >Sailor Venus hugged Sailor Moon and she cried for several minutes until she >was calmed enough to go back inside the castle to see how Amy was. Crow and Jim: Uh-huh. Suuuuuuuure! >- Night Wolf didn’t had good news. ::Ashura and Jerrod start bashing their heads with the chairs in front of them:: >-I did all I can for her, but she’s badly injured, if she’s alive tomorrow >morning it will be a miracle. Mike: If this story gets any better, THAT would be a miracle! >Sailor Moon entered the room where Sailor Mercury was and holded her hand >while she talked to her. >-I’m sorry Amy, you’re my best friend and I don’t want you to die, if you do >I’ll never forgive myself. Ayeka: Was that supposed to be a touching moment? Seiyuka: ::yawning:: About as touching as a bad lemon. Jerrod: I'm hungry. >Later that night everyone went to sleep, but Sailor Moon decided to stay >besides Amy all night. Jim: They're doin' it! >- The next morning Amy was still alive and there was hope on the other >scouts because they knew that she was going to be O.K. soon. >- Unfortunately something really worse was expecting them. Merc: A baby! >- When they went out to the arena the strange force that putted Sailor >Mercury in the fighting platform the day before, putted Sailor Moon inside >this time. Tom: ::as golf announcer:: Ooh, and Sailor Moon goes for a birdie. >- Shao Kahn’s voice was heard. >-THE NEXT MATCH SAILOR MOON VRS SHANG TSUNG!!! Jerrod: Woo hoo! Go Shang! Jim: ::chanting:: SHANG TSUNG! SHANG TSUNG! SHANG TSUNG! SHANG TSUNG! >Serena saw a 6’ men with black hair and a ponytail in front of her and >prepared to fight him, but before she could move a finger she saw Sailor >Mercury in front of her. Sonic: Shang Tsung quit? Amy: No, Duncehog, he morphed into Sailor Mercury. >-Amy? What is going on here? >The other scouts were amazed to see her friend there, Sonya knew what was >happening and warned them. >-It’s still Shang Tsung!!! He is a morph!!! Ashura and Jerrod: ::start glowing again:: HE'S A SHAPESHIFTER! NOT A MORPH! >He can look like anyone!!! Seiyuka: ::as Sonya:: Even your third grade teacher! >Serena didn’t heard her and runned towards what she thought was her friend >but a big right hand made her fall back with blood on her mouth. Merc: Whoo-hoo! Go Master Hand! >- With tears on her eyes she asked her about her behavior. >-Amy why? Jim: ::shakes head:: Jeeze, she really IS a ditz. >But Sailor Mercury wasn’t there, now it was Sailor Mars who was in front of >her. >- Too impressed by that and stunned by the hit she fainted. >-hahaha!!! Fool girl!! Ashura: THAT'S _IT_! I'VE HAD IT! ::Ashura's glowing intesifies:: Jim: Ohhhh, shit! Crystallis: ::trying to calm Ashura down:: Ashura, sweety, calm down. It's just a fic... Ashura: NO! I WILL _NOT_ CALM DOWN! ::he starts sparking:: Seiyuka: Oh, boy! Everyone, duck and cover! ::Everyone dives under their seats.:: Ashura: VICTOR VON DOOM, IN THE NAME OF GOOD FANFICTION, I WILL DESTROY YOU!! ::He lets loose a massive blast of energy that blows up a good portion of the theater. As the glow subsides, Ashura is now glowing silver. His eyes now emerald green. Electricity is sparking off him like he was Super Sayian 2:: Jerrod: ::amazed:: Holy crap! He did it! Ashura: So THIS is what "the Fury" is? I'd figure I'd have it sooner! ::Everyone returns to their seats.:: TOM: Sara, restore everything here. Sara: Affermitive, TOM. ::In a blink of an eye, the theater is restored to its true glory:: >Now prepare to die!!! Fire of mars ig... >A rose hitted the floor in front of him. Jerrod and Jim: ::hiding faces in hands/flippers:: Oh, God. Here's Tuxedo Queer! >- Tuxedo Mask was in a near balcony ready to help the scouts. Jerrod: ::mockingly:: *gasp* Oh, no! It's the Phantom of the Opera! >-You used a dirty trick to deceive an innocent girl!! ::Jerrod, Jim, Merc, Tom, and Crow start snickering:: Tom: Innocent. Right. Merc: Suuuuuuuure. >And I Tuxedo Mask will >not allow such thing!!! Sonic: ::as Tux:: So, I'll let you beat her up! >But Shao Kahn was aware and ordered his ninjas to stop him. >- Sub Zero tried to froze him but he was able to jump away just to be >trapped by Scorpion and Smoke who used their van dam spears to choke him >while Reptile, Ermac , Rain and Noob Saibot kicked him until he was knocked >out. Ashura: Damn! He just sent EVERYONE after him! Jerrod: Kick his ass, ninjas! Jim: Yeah! Go, Noob! >- While this was happening Sailor Moon regained conciseness and noticing >that Shang Tsung was distracted she used her Lunar Scepter to knock him out. All: KABONG! >- Shao Kahn awarded the match to her coursing everyone around him, then he >lefted. Amy: What? Lefted WHAT?! >Meanwhile the scouts were aiding Tuxedo Mask who only suffered minor >injuries. Merc: MINOR?! They kicked his ass! Jerrod: ::shakes head:: Shoulda' used a tire iron. >- Then they celebrated that their leader was able to get through her match, >but Sonya wasn’t sharing their happiness. Sara: ::as whiny Sonya:: I didn't get to beat anyone up! >-You barely defeated him, and all was because of your strange friend, but >beware this tournament is just starting so be prepared for everything. Ashura: ::to Jerrod:: Is she THIS bitchy? Jerrod: As a matter of fact, I think VD may ACTUALLY have her in character, here. >The next day the girls were allowed to rest until the afternoon when they >were called to the arena again, this time Sailor Jupiter was putted in the >fighting area, several minutes passed and she asked Shao Kahn about her >opponent. Sonic: ::Jupiter as DiC Sonic:: I'm WAIIIIIIIIITING! ::Jerrod, Jim, Tom, and Crow start humming the "Jeopardy" theme:: >-Well? Are your warriors afraid to face me? Merc: ::as Shao Kahn:: Yeah! >-Don’t worry my dear, your opponent will be here soon. >Then Sailor Jupiter was horrified when Serena was placed in front of her. >-THE NEXT MATCH SAILOR JUPITER VRS SAILOR MOON!!!! Jerrod: "VRS"? >-NO!!!!! All: YES!!!! >Screamed in unison Sailor Mars and Sailor Venus Sailor Jupiter was scared, >she knew that she couldn’t fight Serena who was >her friend but most of all the Princess she vowed to protect, she reached a >decision. Amy: ::as Jupiter:: I quit! >-Serena I made a vow to protect you, therefore I can’t fight you, but if I >don’t you will die and I can let that happen, so let me say on last thing to >you: You were the best friend I ever had Serena, take care. Jerrod: She's gonna kill herself?! Jim: Cool! >-But what are you going to do? >-!JUPITER THUNDER!! >Lita started to gather energy, at one point she started to glow due to the >high amount of energy she had on her body. Seiyuka: Either she's used too much Turtle Wax, or she's gonna use "the Fury". Jim: AAAHH! DUCK AND COVER! ::hides under his seat:: Ashura: I think we got him spooked! >- Knowing what she was going to do Serena screamed to her >-Let the energy go Lita!!! Please!!!! >But she didn’t listen , when she felt that the end was near she turned over >to Luna to gave her one last word All: ::as Jupiter:: Word. >-Please promise me that you will take care of her. >With tears on her eyes Luna nodded in agreement. >Then it happened, Lita couldn’t hold any more energy losing control over it >which caused a huge discharge inside of her body, killing her in the >process. All: Ooh! Ahh! Crow: Pretty. >- Serena runned towards her -Lita!! Lita!!! Answer me please!! Ayeka: ::as operator:: We're sorry, but the Sailor Scout that you have dialed is no longer in service. >But there was no answer, Sailor Jupiter killed herself before attacking the >Princess she vowed to protect with her life. >- Serena started to cry hysterically and some of Shao Kahn’s soldiers >appeared and took the corpse of Lita to bury it, Seiyuka: Uhhh, what corpse? >Serena was totally out of control, and it took the combined >strength of Mars and Venus to hold her away from Lita’s grave. >-NO!!! Don’t bury her she’s alive!!! Merc: Just can't handle the truth. ::shakes his head:: >She screamed. >Night Wolf appeared out of nowhere and putted a piece of fabric over >Serena’s mouth and nose knocking her out almost instantaneously, Jerrod: Funny. I don't remember chloroform being a Native American healing potion. >then he >ordered them to take her inside. Amy: With a large Coke. >- Later that night Serena awoke in one of the rooms of the castle, with >caution she got up from the bed and walked out of the room, Jerrod: Over to an open window, and jumped to her death. The end. >looking for her >friends, behind her a ninja with red and black clothes appeared, Jerrod and Jim: Ermac. >she turned >around and the ninja’s eyes started to glow hypnotizing her. All: SLEEP! >- He made her follow him to his room, but what he didn’t noticed was that >Sonya was around and started to follow them silently; Merc: *CRASH!* ::as Sonya:: Oops! *SMASH!* D'oh! *BOOM!* Dammit! >once in his room Rain started to kiss her with no resistance due to the >trace he got her into, Jerrod: Doom, you dumbass! It's not Rain, it's Ermac! Rain wears PURPLE and black! TOM: "Trace"?! What was in her? >after kissing her for several moments he removed the sailor uniform from her, >he backed away to stare at Serena’s nearly naked body, Crow: JIM! Get the camera! Hurry! Jim: ::searching his body:: I AM! I AM! I CAN'T FIND IT! Seiyuka: Hey, Jimmy! ::Jim looks at her. She's holding the camera:: Looks like this is one scene you won't be filming! Crow and Jim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!>O< >but when he was about to take Serena’s underwear Jim: Wait! If she was NAKED, then why is she still wearing underwear?! Naked means NO CLOTHES! >off the door falled and Sonya entered the room kicking him in the chest, >with his concentration broken Serena reacted and got terrible scared Ashura: Oh, no! STOP THE INSANITY! NO MORE BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMER! ::Jerrod starts shaking and glowing brighter:: >when she found herself without her uniform, then she saw the fight between >Sonya and Rain. Jerrod: AAAAAAAAAAGH!!! Sentence... fragment... ::the theater begins to shake:: Jim: HIT THE DIRT, PEOPLE!! ::grabs Ayeka and ducks under his seat:: ::Everyone else follows suit:: Jerrod: ::raises hands in the air and looks upward:: Grrr... UNLEASH THE FURYYYYYYYY!!! ::A powerful surge of light and energy erupts from Jerrod. When it subsides a few seconds later, everyone is scattered and imbedded in the theater walls. Jerrod's hair is sticking out all over the place, and has turned chalk-white:: Everyone else: Ow. Jerrod: ::looks around:: ...Oops. Sorry, guys. Sara: Lucky bastards. >-You spoiled my fun woman!! Now you’re going to pay for it!! Crow: ::as Ermac:: I'm gonna hypnotise you and make YOU strip! >-Sailor Moon get out of here, now!!! You’re friends are in the room at the >end of the hallway!! Now go!! >Without her uniform like she was, she runned out of Rain’s room All: ERMAC! >and headed >towards the room Sonya told her, Jim: Dammit! And I don't have my camera! All but Crow: GOOD! >when she got there Venus and Mars had their backs turned at her because they >were helping Amy to sit up now that she was getting better, Amy: That or they were ignoring her. >Venus was the first to react. >-Serena how do you....my god!! Jerrod: ::as Venus:: How long have you had a wang?! Everyone else: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! >_< Crystallis: BAD IMAGE! BAD IMAGE! >Serena what happened to you? Angel: ::as Serena:: I felt like streaking! Is that crime?! Merc: ::as Venus:: Last time I checked, yes. >Serena falled Jerrod and Ashura: FELL!!! >to her knees and started talking while she cried. >-I...I don’t....really know.....I was looking for you.....then a ninja >appears... ::Merc starts falling asleep. Jim curls up into a ball and lays his head on Ayeka's lap:: Ayeka: ::looks upward:: ::sigh:: Why me? Why? Jim: ::sleepily:: 'Cause your cute... an' sweet... an' smart... ::yawn:: like a dolphin... zzzzzzzzz... Ayeka: ::sweatdrops:: Uhhhhh... Okayyyy. >suddenly I find myself like this in his room and Sonya fighting >with him....Mina...I....don’t ::Jerrod just stares at the screen in some sort of trance, his mouth agape:: >...know what he did to me....now Darien will >hate me.... Jerrod: He already does! Jim: ::wakes up:: Huzza?! Wha?! Merc: Huh? Sonic: Rumor has it, he's with James from Team Rocket! >Both Sailor Scouts got beside her and help her got up, while they cover her >body with a blanket, Sailor Mars tried to confort her. >-No matter what he did to you, Darien will always love you Serena, Jerrod, Jim, and Tom: ::coughing:: Bullshit! Bullshit! >believe >me. Ashura: Call Ripley. He won't believe it. Crow: He'll "belive" it! >-Serena come close please. >- Asked Amy from her bed. Crow: Whoo-hoo! ::walks over to Seiyuka, bites her hand gets the camcorder and gives it back to Jim:: You know what to do, buddy! Jim: ::starts filming:: Hehehehehehehehehehe! Ashura: Uh-oh! "Weasel laugh" alert! >- I want to do a scan to you with my computer. Jerrod: "I want to do a scan to you?" My, God! I've seen FIRST graders who were more grammatically correct than this dipwad! >Serena got in front of her, while she pressed some keys on her computer, >after several moments Amy got a response. Crystallis: ::as AOL guy:: You got pictures! >-Don’t worry Serena, he only touched you, but nothing more. Merc: ::as Amy:: All he did was cop some feels. Jim: And then he {<*CENSORED*>}. ::Everyone, including Crow, freak out:: ::Ayeka and Crystallis faint:: Angel: That's disgusting! >_< Merc: ::turning green:: I'm feeling sick just thinking about it. Sonic: Uhhh, is that even LEGAL?! O_o Jerrod: ::hides face in hands:: I can't take you anywhere. Ashura: I wish this sucker had duct tape! TOM: Why can't MY head explode like Tom's! >But this was too much for her, some of her friends dying, others badly >injured and now she was nearly raped which will probably cause that Darien >wouldn’t like her anymore, Jerrod: And then go take comfort in James. >her mind couldn’t take it and she falled to the >floor passing out before she hitted the ground. Sonic: KICK HER WHILE SHE'S DOWN! >- Mina and Rei runned to aid her. Jerrod: Hey, uh, what happened to Venus an' Mars? >-Serena!!! Serena please answer me!!! Serena!!! >Screamed Rei noticing that she was very pale, Night Wolf arrived at that >moment, Merc: ::as Nightwolf:: Oh! Um, I see that you two are busy. I'll, uh, comebacklater! >seeing the situation he prepared a strange beverage with some herbs >he got, Jerrod: ::looking around:: So, who wants to bet that it's weed? >then he putted the liquid on Serena’s mouth Sonic: And JUST missed the hole by about three inches! >who started to recover >her color, Sonya entered the room carrying Sailor Moon’s uniform with her. Tom: Oh, boy....system...OvErLoAd...GoOD...BYe! ::Head explodes:: Jerrod: ::taps Tom's body:: ...Tom? Jim: ::to Crow:: Is he dead? Crow: ::shakes head:: Nah. He'll be fine. >-I think that this belongs to your friend, you have to be careful, she was >lucky that I was around, Jim: ::as Sonya:: I caught Sheeva rooting through her pockets for cash. >otherwise I don’t what to think what that creep or >Rain could be doing to her right now. Jerrod: IT WASN'T RAIN, YOU KNUCKLEHEAD ASSMUNCH! IT WAS ERMAC! Sonic: Hey, don't you insult Knuckles! Amy: He was insulting SONYA, NOT KNUCKLES! >-Thank you Sonya. >Answered Amy from her bed. >-How do you feel? >-Better, but my whole body still hurts. >She tried to stand up but Sonya got her before she hitted the ground face >first. Angel: Oh, come on! Let her bust her face open! >-I think that you should stay in bed girl, you’re not recuperated yet. >Tuxedo Mask appeared and he totally lost it when he knew that one of >Shao-Kahn’s warriors tried to rape his beloved Serena, he got beside her, >she was still unconscious , and started to caress her blond hair while he >talked to her Crow: WHICH blonde hair? ::Jim snickers. All of a sudden, Amy smashes both of them with her Piko Piko Hammer:: Jerrod: ::to Amy:: Okay, seriously Amy. Ya' ever think that OTHER people would like a shot at them? Amy: Oh. Sorry. ::holds up her hammer to Jerrod:: Wanna wack 'em? Jerrod: Nah. I got my own. ::holds up his "whopping" shovel:: >-I going to enter the tournament my love, that freak is going to pay for >trying to hurt you. Sonic: ::as Tux:: Then, I'm gonna get the shit beat outta me! >Then he hitted the wall with his fist and walked out of the room. Ashura: ::as Tux:: But, first, I'm gonna attack this wall! Jerrod: ::ditto:: And break my hand! Ouchies! >- Meanwhile Amy was still trying to stand up but her efforts where useless, >she was barely able to balance herself, and the pain of her broken ribs made >her cry but she wanted to be back to help her friends, in the end, the pain >she felted Jerrod: AAARGH! ENOUGH WITH THE MISSPELLINGS! ::whips out "whopping" shovel, then runs up to the screen and starts hitting it:: Merc: Ksssk! Houston? We've lost Outlaw. >on every inch of her body was to much for her to resist and she fainted. Merc: Pantywaist. >- Sonya and the others putted her back on the bed and Crystallis: Ended up getting trapped in the sandtrap. >Night Wolf applied some sort of medicines on her lacerated body with Artemis >and Luna beside him. Mike: ::as Nightwolf:: Now, I'm gonna need you cats for a sacrifice. >Then Sonya addressed the Sailor Mars and Sailor Venus Tom: ::still smoldering:: I've heard of sex changes, but this is ridiculous! Jerrod: ::startled:: Whoa! When did YOU wake up?! >-O.K. You two, one of your friends is death, All: WHA?! ::Jerrod thinks for a moment, then points to Jim:: Jim: Heyyyyyyyyyyy! >the other is too injured and your leader is out, so I’m in command now, we >have two days before the next match, so I’m going to train you so can take >care of Kahn’s warriors, come with me. ::Jim and Crow giggle like schoolgirls:: >END OF CHAPTER 2.... Sonic: Let's get outta here. Jerrod: Sounds good! ::All leave the theater::