Mystery Anime Theater 2001 (MAT2K1) - Season 2 Episode 5 - "Sailor Moon Mortal Kombat Triligy" By Ashura Hedgehog Guest MSTer - Jerrod the Lone Outlaw ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ----- Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose, Dr. Robotnik, and Metal Sonic are owned by Sonic Team and SEGA Princess Ayeka and Yugi are owned by Pioneer and AIC Dr. Gero is owned by Funimation, Toei and Akira Toriyama Mike Nelson, Crow, Tom, Pearl and Observer are owned by Best Brains Inc. TOM and the Absolution is owned by Cartoon Network Ashura, Crystallis, and Seiyuka are MINE! Merc, Sara, and Angel are owned by MercStar Jerrod the Lone Outlaw and Jim the Talking Penguin are owned by Jerrod. Sailor Moon Mortal Kombat Triligy was written by Victor Von Doom. And he can keep it! Just think of this as a odd form of critiism! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ----- "Oh, c'mon, Ashura! Let us have some!" Crow pleaded. "Yeah, I mean, you're not drinking it!" Tom pleaded as well. "I said, NO!" Ashura shouted. Ever since Ashura and Crystallis made their first visit to the Antartica, home to their best friends Jerrod and Jim, it's been nothing but trouble. Ever since Jim, in a drunken stupor, gave Crysty a keg of Antartic Draft beer, most of the group has been trying to get ahold of it. The only people who had been able to get ahold of it was Ayeka and Seiyuka, but, for some reason, they passed out after one serving of it. "Jeeze, man! You're no fun!" Tom said, as he and Crow left, defeated. "About time!" Ashura said. At that moment, Mike Nelson walked up to Ashura. "I SAID, NO!" "Woah, woah, woah! Easy, there!" Mike said, holding up his hands. "I'm not here for the beer! I just wanted you to know breakfast's ready." "Oh, okay." Ashura said, grinning sheepishly. "Lemme lock up and I'll be here!" After securing his room, Ashura followed Mike into the kitchen. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- At the kitchen, everyone was gathered around the table there. Today, it was Merc's turn to cook breakfast. And he did it the easy way: with his ki attacks. Unfortunantly, it led to the group to down most of their drinks on the first bite. "Hey, how was I to know something like this would happen?!" Merc said. "Next time you do something like that again, please warn us, okay?" Angel said. "Yeesh, just jump down my throut, why don't you!?" Merc said, sarcastically. "And here I thought Miss Ryoko's cooking was bad." Ayeka muttered. "Tell me about it." Sonic muttered. Just then, the room began flashing again. "Ah, poop! They're calling again." Seiyuka said. "Thank goodness." Merc said. As the others left, he took a quick bite of his breakfast and nearly choked on it. After downing the rest of his drink, he rejoined the group. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- At the bridge, TOM was waiting for the others. A few seconds later, the group appeared from the elevator. "About time." TOM said. "Hey, it ain't our fault the elevator's slow." Amy said. "Whatever." TOM said, shrugging his shoulders. "Let me get the screen up and....." After a few button pushes, the screen blurred then revealed... "Hey, I remember you!" Merc said. "King Matt, isn't it?" Indeed it was King Matt. At the very moment, he looked like hell, as did his castle. "Are you the ones Yugi tortures?" he asked. "Yeah, along with Dr. Gi-ro, Mr. and Mrs. Blubberbottom, Metalhead, and Brain Guy." Sonic said. "Excellent!" Matt said. "BECAUSE I'M GONNA SHOW THAT SHE-DEVIL OF A WITCH NAMED YUGI YOU DON'T MESS WITH KING MATT!" "Woah, woah, woah!" Ashura said. "You're attacking us because of something SHE did?!" "I'm not attacking. Unless you consider the fanfic I chose for an emergency an attack." Matt said. "Let me guess, another AAA-Phucknut fic?" Seiyuka said. "It's overdone. Besides, he's a jerk who can't write!" "No, this one is way worse!" Matt said. "Anyone here know a writer named Victor Von Doom?" The entire crew's eyes bulged out. "Ah, no!" Tom said. "There's no way in Hell we're doing a fic by him again!" "Too bad." Matt said. "Because I have control of your ship." "Damn our luck." Sara said, crossing her arms. "You said it." Mike said. "And since I'm also in a giving mood, I think you'll enjoy the company I'm sending over!" Matt said. Most of the group knew what he was talking about. "You mean you're sending over Jerrod and Jim? AWESOME!" the ones who knew them said. "FINALLY! I'll get to know who this Jim is!" Crow said. "GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!" Matt shouted "Teleport Jerrod and Jim to the Absolution!" "Yes, sire!" they said. In a matter of seconds, the duo from the Antartica were teleported to the ship, landing unceremoniously on the floor. "What the hell?" Jerrod said, picking himself up from the floor. "Where are we?!" "Welcome to our third humble abode." Ashura said. "ASHY-BOY!" the two said, jumping up. "Man, short time, no see!" "So, this is the Absolution!" Jim said, looking at the bridge. "Actually, this is just PART of it." TOM said. This surprised Jim. "WOAH! When did you come here?" Jim asked. "When he teleported everyone here." TOM said, pointing to Ashura. "Dude!" Jerrod said. "I gotta admit, it's a very awesome place!" "Thanks." Ashura said. Five seconds later, a very loud "THUD!" accoured. Everyone turned to see that Jim had tackled both Ayeka AND Crow. "BOB!" TOM said, sounding like "Reboot"'s Enzo. "Very....funny." Ayeka said. "I don't believe it! Not only is Ayeka here, so is CROW!" Jim said. "THIS IS JIM?!?!" Crow said. "A penguin?! Now I see why Kacee hated you." "Watch it, beak boy!" Jim said. "Okay, okay, enough with your introductions." King Matt said, surprising the Outlaw and penguin. "King Matt?" Jerrod said. "What the heck are YOU doin' here?" "Don't ask." The group said in unison. At that point, the bridge began flashing red. "Oh, boy! WE'VE GOT VON DOOM SIGN!" everyone but Jerrod and Jim said. "Von Doom? Alright!" The other two MSTers said. The group went into the elevator and went down. At the bottom, the group went to a door. TOM walked up to a control panel and typed in a password. The door opened and everyone walked into the theater. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Theater. Seating order [right to left: Crow, Jim, Ayeka, Mike, Tom, Jerrod, Ashura, Crystallis, Sonic, Amy, Merc, Angel, Seiyuka, TOM.) Ashura: ::to Jerrod and Jim:: Well, you like? Jerrod: ::in awe:: Damn. Jim: It's nice... BUT, does it have Corintihian leather seats? Ayeka: Alright, it's starting. Be quiet. >Sailor Moon's Mortal Kombat Trilogy Tom: What?! Mike: Oh, boy. Jerrod: This oughta' be interesting. >Chapter 1 >THE BEGINNING Ayeka: The end. Let's go. Sonic: Ferget it, 'Yeka. >This was an ordinary day in Tokyo, Merc: Buildings blowing up, monsters attacking, girls in short skirts running around. Yep, another ordinary day. Crow: Oh, yeah. Especially the last part! Jim: ::nodding, grinning:: Oh, HELL yeah! >everyone was in their way to work and a blond girl with a particular hair >style was running like a Ferrari in a useless effort to be early in her >classroom, ::all make racecar sounds:: >her name was Serena Tzukino, Jim: And she was an alcoholic. Everyone else: HI, SERENA! >a 14 year old girl, but she was no ordinary girl, she was also a heroin >known as Sailor Moon, Amy: She was a druggie? Jerrod: Fuuny, I always thought she smoked weed. >and with her friends Ami who was Sailor Mercury, Jerrod: The smart one. Lita (Sailor >Jupiter), Tom: The sassy one. Rei (Sailor Mars), Jim: The bitchy one. and Mina (Sailor Venus) Crow: The easy one! Mike: Crow! Sonic: When did Shadow's girlfriend become a Senshi? Ashura: Aino, not Mongoose, Sonic. >, they defended earth against evil, with the guidance of their talking cats >Luna and Artemis, they >had been able to keep peace on our planet sometimes putting their lives at >stake. Seiyuka: Unfortunantly, there were others who put their lives at stake, but they were pushed aside by these five girls. Jerrod: Yep! The Sailor Senshi: Defenders of good... Jim: Righters of wrong... Jerrod: And, thanks to Jim, Little Washu, and myself... Jerrod & Jim: Lesbians. >This time a fight more terrible than that awaited them because someone >had been looking at them for a long, long Jerrod: Long, long... Jim: Long, long, long... Crow: Long, long, long, long... Sonic: Knock it off. >time, >his name was Shao Kahn and he was the ruler of a dimension called The >Outworld, TOM: All of a sudden, why do I hear Vegeta saying he's gonna send someone to another dimension? Jim: Funny, I have that same feeling too. >he wanted to conquer earth but this was no easy task, because he can not >enter earth’s dimension Jerrod: On account that he locked the keys in his car. >before defeating the planet’s best warriors in a tournament called Mortal >Kombat. Crystallis: And he thinks THEY are the best warriors?! Jerrod: Crysty, if THOSE weenies are the best this planet has to offer then, BY GOD, we deserve to be wiped out! Merc: No argument here. >- He decided to call for a new tournament choosing Sailor Moon and her >friends to represent earth in it, Jerrod: Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Time out! Hold the phone! Outworld does NOT have the authority to pick the opponents for the opposing realm! That job's left up to Raiden and the rest of the Earth Gods! ::Everyone else just stares at Jerrod:: Sonic: Lemme guess: You're an MK fan? Jerrod: Believe it, buddy. >for this he talked to the Elder Gods who >where the ones who keep the forces of good and evil in balance so the >universe wouldn’t collapse on itself. Merc: Sounds like the forces of good and evil play a oddball game of Jenga? >- They authorized the tournament and ordered Raiden, Ayeka: A side order of fries. Jim: And a can of Grade-A Whoop-ass! >the god of thunder, Jerrod: Why is Gene Simmons in this fic? >to go to Tokyo and get the Sailor Scouts so the tournament could start. >Meanwhile in Tokyo Serena and the rest of the girls where in the mall after >a hard day of school taking a look at the dresses that were on sale. Ashura: I never knew 10,000,000 yen was called a bargan... Jim: It IS if it's at gunpoint. >-My god, look a this Rei!! Don’t you think this would look beautiful on me? Mike: "look a this Rei"?! Since when did Serena sound like Mario? Jerrod & Ashura: BAD DUB! >-Please Serena, although you’re the princess, this kind of clothes will >never look good on you. Tom: Ah, she's the "rags to riches" type. Jim: ::smiling at Ayeka:: It'd look great on you. Ayeka: ::blushes:: Uhhhh... Thank you? >-WAAAHHHH!!! -Thank you very much Rei, now she will be crying all day. Sonic: And it is revealed that Serena caused Noah's flood. Merc: Wouldn't be too far from the truth. >-Oh please Ami, I was only joking. Merc: Yeah, right. Jerrod: That's a load of B.S. >After this incident the girls continued their way and stopped to have lunch >in a near restaurant. Seiyuka: Speaking of lunch, I wish it would get here soon. >- Then each one went to their respective homes. Crow: Nah! I thought they were going to someone else's house! >- Later that night Luna was talking to Serena. Crow: About feminine itching! Everyone else (except Jim): EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! CROW!!! Jim: Nice one. Crow: Glad SOMEBODY appreciates my talents. >-Something weird is going on Serena, I’m starting to feel the presence of >evil energy. Angel: That or Merc's cooking. Merc: HEY! >-You mean the Negaverse? >-I don’t know, it doesn’t look like the negaverse but... Amy: HUH?! How can she know that? >-It isn’t the Negaverse Luna is something worse. Jerrod: It's the Washington Redskins! Jim: It's the Detroit Tigers! Sonic: It's Von Doom! Ashura: Waitasec! "Negaverse Luna"?! >-Artemis!! What a supprise what are you doing here? Crow: ::as Artemus:: Oh, you know, nudgenudgewinkwink, knowwhatImean.... Mike: Oh, boy. Here he goes. ::Jerrod notices Jim polishing a camcorder:: Jerrod: And here, HE'S getting ready to go. >-There is no time to lose Luna, the entire planet is in great danger, Sonic: ::as Luna:: William Shatner's releasing another album? >this >energy is more powerful than the Negaverse's, we have to find out where does >it came from. Jim: ::arching eyebrow:: Where does it CAME from? ::Jerrod ruefully shakes his head and sighs:: >-Excuse me you two, could someone explain me what is going on? Sonic: Hmm, Serena seems to have the attention span of Miho...::Jerrod smacks Sonic with the "whopping" shovel into the nosebleed section:: ...SHIIIIIIIIII! *WHAM!* Jerrod: Rule number one when MSTing with me, Sonny-boy: NO Mihoshi jokes! Sonic: ::at the nosebleed section:: The.....PAIN! >-Call the rest of the scouts first thing in the morning and tell them >to meet us in Rei’s temple, we will explain everything there. TOM: Unfortunantly, it was too late by then. >The next day the girls went to the temple, all excepting Mina, who was >unusually late, suddenly she appeared in the door as Sailor Venus with her >body badly injured. Merc: She got mugged! ::Sonic returns to his seat, stomping on Jerrod's foot as he does:: Jerrod: Ow! You son of a... >- The rest of the girls aided her as fast as they could. >-Sailor Venus what happened to you!? >Screamed Serena. Mike: I didn't know there was a person named Screamed Serena? >-I...I was...in my way here... Jerrod: ::arches eyebrow:: IN my way here? ::turns to Ashura:: And this guy claims to be the best fic writer on the web? Ashura: Pssh. If he was, then why are we MSTing this? >and I heard a scream...I transformed into Sailor Venus... ::Jim stretches and yawns. Crystallis lays her head on Ashura's shoulder.:: >when I went to the place where the screams came from....I was >attacked by a ninja with black and yellow clothes.... Jerrod: ::nods:: Scorpion. >he only said one thing.. TOM: RICOLA! Seiyuka: SURGE! Jim: ROSEBUD! >..tell...Sailor Moon...tha.... ::Jerrod motions for Sailor Venus to hurry up, while Sonic taps his foot on the ground while looking at a watch. Merc begins to time how long this went on.:: that...she...will not.. ::Jim gets up and leaves. Ayeka gives out a slight sigh of relief.:: >defeat...the Outworld. Angel: ::as Scorpion:: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUSISITION! Jim: ::returning with a jumbo bucket of popcorn:: So, what'd I miss? Others: NOTHING! >Then she fainted.- The girls took her to Rei room to heal her injuries. Crystallis: Since when did they learn magic? >-Who did this to her, and what is the Outworld? >Asked Lita. Jim: ::as anonymous person:: Oh, that's a place filled with candy and lollipops and happy feelings! Jerrod: ::to Jim:: Do I detect a hint of sarcasm? >-This was what I was afraid of , girls, what happened to Mina is just a >preview of things to come, obviously the Outworld wants to take earth once >more and... Crystallis: And we wonder WHY Shao Kahn chose THEM instead of someone else. Jerrod: ::angry:: Shoa Kahn CAN'T choose his opposition, dammit! TOM: ::snickering:: "Shoa Kahn", Jer? Jerrod: ::holding up a hand:: Don't start with me, TOM. I'm in a bad mood. >-Wait a minute Artemis start, by telling us what is that Outworld. >Replied Ami. TOM: "Artemis start"? Who's that? Crow: Second cousin to Screamed Serena? >-It’s a parallel dimension, it’s leader is known as Shao Khan, they can only >enter our dimension if they can beat earth’s best warriors in a tournament >called Mortal Kombat, I know this because they wanted to take the Moon >Kingdom long before Queen Beryl’s attack. All: O_O What the.... Jerrod: He's makin' this shit up! Mike: Oh, come now! Why would Shao concern himself with THAT?! Sonic: Yeah, why didn't he go after some other worthy planet? Ayeka: He tried to go after Jurai. He failed. >-What exactly is this Mortal Kombat Tournament? Ashura: A very bloody game teenagers LOVE to play! Yet, it pales in comparison to Marvel vs. Capcom 2! Jerrod: Ha! I doubt that VERY seriously! >-Well Rei, in this match the contestants fight to death using all kind of >powers, like yours, I have seen many warriors die in that tournament, now >I’m afraid that you are the chosen ones. Seiyuka: Translation: They're screwed! Jim: Ha HA! Payback time, bitches!! All except Jerrod: Huh? Jerrod: ::to the others:: They chased us around the Plaza Hotel with pitchforks and torches after Jim called 'em sluts and I said that that Tuxedo-Whatever was a homo. Amy: ::grinning:: Couldn't take the truth, eh? Jim: Apparently not. >Answered Luna. >-We? How do you know that? -The ninja that attacked Mina is called >Scorpion, Jerrod: Told ya'! >I can tell by the >description of his clothes, and his words, in Mortal Kombat Shao Kahn can >choose which warriors will represent the planet he wants to conquer, and it >looks like he has chosen you. Sara: ::as Luna?:: For his new girlfriends! ::gets konked on the head with the "whopping" shovel:: Ow! Jerrod: NO pedophilia! ::sits down:: Sara: Ow! Jeeze, what's wrong with him?! Merc: He hates pedophilia. >Later that day Lita was in her way home when she suddenly heard a scream in >an alley, knowing that this could be a trap like the one Sailor Venus >falled into, Jerrod: FELL! "FELL into", you ignorant piece of crap! >she turned into Sailor Jupiter and prepared herself for battle, once >there Tom: She was beaten, raped and robbed! ::notices Jerrod and Jim preparing their weapons:: Uhhhh... Or not. ::Jerrod and Jim put their weapons away:: Ashura: Something musta changed with you two since we last met'cha! Jim: Yeah..... We ran outta booze. >she saw the same black and yellow ninja that attacked Sailor Venus earlier >that day, so she used her powers against it. All: PI-KA-CHUUUUU! >-!JUPITER THUNDER! !CRASH! >But Scorpion was too fast and he moved away to avoid her shot, then Scorpion >used his van dam spear (this is a rope that comes from his hand and fires >itself to his opponents throat) Ashura: Uh, I didn't know the spear had a name? Jerrod: It does. I can vouch for that. >choking Lita with it, she desperately tried to free herself, but every >effort she made was unsuccessful, seeing this she falled Jerrod and Ashura: FELL! >to her knees and >closed her eyes to await her death, she started to remember her friends and >the great moments she enjoyed with them Crow: Oh, yeah, baby! Jim: Remember? Hell, I've got videos of some of their "great moments". Crow: Really? How much? Jerrod & Mike: NO! BAD JIM/CROW! BAD! >when suddenly she heard a voice that made her open her eyes. All: ::make Tarzan yell noises:: >-!FIRE OF MARS! !IGNITE! TOM: WHAT?! Hey, VVD! It's MARS FIRE IGNITE!! >A flame that emanated from Sailor Mars hands cutted the rope ::Jerrod starts banging his head on the seat in front of him:: >and allowed her to take it off from her throat and gasp for air, Ayeka: Wait, if it's a spear, shouldn't it have punctured her windpipe? Jim: ::glomps Ayeka:: I love it when you act so smart! It's a big turn on. ::Ayeka goes wide-eyed, then frantically tries to remove Jim from her arm:: Ayeka: GAAAAAAAAAH!! GETOFFGETOFFGETOFF!!! >when Sailor Mars was about >to start a fight with Scorpion a terrible thunder was heard Mike: ::waving his hand in front of him:: Oh, man. Scorpion! Jeeze! Jerrod: Word to the wise, Scorpion: Never eat Mexican before a fight. >and both Scouts saw a men coming down in a lighting bolt. Amy: "a men"?! What the.... >-!ENOUGH! SCORPION, YOU MUST WAIT UNTIL THE TOURNAMENT TO FIGHT THEM! !GO >BACK TO THE OUTWORLD! Jerrod: ::as whoever's talking:: GO TO JAIL! GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL! Merc: ::ditto:: DO NOT PASS GO! DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS! Jim: ::same here:: AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT DROP THE SOAP! >At this command Scorpion was engulfed in a black smoke and disappeared. Angel: Hey, I thought we reserved the "NO smoking" section. >- Sailor Jupiter was the first to talk. >-Who are you? Ashura: ::gets up:: I am the Great...::poses:: SAIYAMAN! Ayeka: Don't. Start. Ashura: Or what? >-I am Raiden one of the elder gods, tell Sailor Moon and the rest of the >scouts that you have been chosen to represent earth in Mortal Kombat, you >must be in this alley tomorrow at midnight. Jerrod and Jim: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! "BLONDE TO GREEN" FLASHBAAAACK!!! Others except Ashura and Crystallis: HUH?! >Sailor Mars wanted a more clear explanation. >-What? Wait a minute mister, you’re going to give us an explanation right >now even if I have to take it out from you! >-!INSOLENT FOOL! !YOU DARE TO CHALLENGE A GOD! Ayeka: She would. Sonic: I challanged Tsunami once. Handed me my ass. Sara: Sabian told me that he once trained with Tsunami AND King Kai. Ashura: I wouldn't doubt it. >!LET ME GIVE YOU A DEMONSTRATION OF MY POWER! !SHOCKER! Crystallis: DRAMA! TOM: CLIFFHANGER! Mike: ANGST! Jerrod: HUMOR! Jim & Crow: PORNO! ^_^ >Grabbing Sailor Mars from her arms Jerrod: FROM her arms? >Raiden channeled a great amount of >electricity through his body to then discharge it into Sailor Mars Jim: Raiden IS "The Human Bug-Zapper"! >who could do nothing more than scream. Seiyuka: ::as Mars:: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Jerrod, Jim, & Ashura: PIIIIII-KAAAAAAAAA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! >- Then he dropped her on the floor and lefted the area in the same way he >arrived, Sailor Jupiter runned towards Sailor Mars to aid her. Crow: Unfortunantly, she ended up flash fried! Jerrod & Jim: ::grinning:: Sweet. >-Sailor Mars please answer me!! Come on Rei, you can’t die here!! All: ::sing-songy:: Yes, she caaaaaaaaan! >Fortunately she opened her eyes and answered her friend. >-I...I’m O.K...just let me rest a little. Merc: That's what everyone says before they die! Jerrod: ::as Inspector Todd from "Beverly Hills Cop III":: Axel... Are you on a coffee break? >After that Sailor Jupiter carried her friend back to the temple, were Serena >and Ami were healing Mina, Jim: With their ::does air quotes:: "mystic healing powers". >they where terrified when they saw Sailor Jupiter >entering the place Sonic: 'Cause they owed her twenty bucks. >with Sailor Mars specially when her uniform was burned >due to the brutal discharge of energy. Crow: ::muttering:: Pleasesayitwasburntoff.... Mike: Crow! One more hentai-ish comment like that..... >- Serena was the first to react. Ashura: She fainted. Jerrod: Onto a cactus! >-Not again! What happened now? -I was attacked by Scorpion and Rei saved >me, but when she was about to fight him another strange guy appeared, he >identified himself as Raiden the >God of Thunder Ashura: I thought THOR was the God of Thunder.... Jerrod: I still say it's Gene Simmons from KISS. >and ordered Scorpion to return to the Outworld, then she gave us a message, Jerrod: Yeah, it reads, "You girls suck, and you are hereby evicted from the planet." Seiyuka: I'll help! >Luna and Artemis were right, we have been chosen to be in that Mortal thing, Jerrod: & Jim: KOMBAT! Mortal KOMBAT!! >and.. >Ami interrupted her. >-And who did this to Rei? >-It was Raiden, Rei asked him for an explanation and then she >challenged him, >he took her by her arms and discharged an amount of energy that could only >be matched by ten of my Jupiter Thunders, TOM: That and by Storm and a group of Pikachus! Jim: ::smiling at Ayeka:: Or you, my sweet. Ayeka: ::nervous:: Eh, heh heh heh. >he said that we must be in that alley tomorrow at midnight. >-That’s were the portal is located! Crystallis: No DUH! Seiyuka: ::rolls eyes:: Boy, aren't THEY a bunch of geniuses. >Screamed Luna Mike: Screamed Serena's sister. >-We can’t be there, Mina and Rei are injured, we can’t take that risk. Crow: ::shivers:: That sentence reminded me of that guy from "Manos: Hands of Fate" >Added Artemis. >Rei didn’t agreed >-Count me in, I only need some rest I’ll be O.K. by...uhhhhh. Sonic: ::as Rei:: About 10 o' clock tops. >Before she could finish she falled unconscious to the floor. Jim: Send her anyway! She's the bitchy one! She's expendable! >-We have to think about something girls, either no one goes or it will be >only Ami, Lita and me, what do you think Luna. Angel: Who said that? >-Earth’s destiny is at stake here, you have to make a choice Princess. >Serena knew that this was a serious situation, only when the things were >really out of control Luna called her Princess. Ashura: I don't remember THAT ever happening in the anime.... Jerrod: I never WATCHED the anime, so I'll take your word for it. >-O.K. then , Ami how is Mina? Sonic: ::as Dr. McCoy: She's dead, Jim. Jim: ::spaced out:: Huh? Did somebody call my name? Sonic: ::under his breath:: Dunce. >-She will be O.K. by tomorrow, her injuries weren’t serious. >-Good, how about Rei? >-I don’t think she could go, that energy discharge really hurted her. Merc: Oh, COME ON! If Ash Ketchum can survive being electricuted and fried, so can Rei! Tom: And another thing, USE HER ENGLISH NAME, VON DUMBASS! YOU'RE CONFUSING ME WITH REI AYANAMI! >-I made my decision, Sara: ::as Serena:: We're all gonna die. >the four of us will go to that tournament, Rei will stay here until she >recuperates. Tom: ::as Serena:: Then, she can take EVA 00 and kick the crap outta Von Doom for not getting her name right! >The next day at midnight the four girls were in their way to the alley were >Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Venus were attacked the day before. >- Suddenly Serena stopped and took the Silver Crystal out. Mike: Waiiiiiit....I thought she took out a brooch, not the crystal.... >-O.K. Everyone it’s time to transform, !MOON PRISM POWER!!MAKE UP! Crow: ALLLLLLLL RIGHT! NAKEDNAKEDNAKEDNAKEDNAKED! ::Amy mallets him with her Piko Piko Hammer:: Amy: Pervert. Jerrod: Hey, Amez? Ya' missed one ::points to Jim, who's filming the scene with his camcorder:: Jim: Hehehehehehe! Ayeka: ::sees Jim:: You hentai! ::activates her logs and zaps Jim:: Jim: YA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AGH!! ::faints:: Amy: Thank you. Ayeka: My pleasure. >-!MERCURY POWER! !MAKE UP! >-!VENUS POWER! !MAKE UP! >-!JUPITER POWER! !MAKE UP! TOM: REBOOT! Tom: IT'S MORPHIN' TIME! Amy: Amymon digivolve to..... Sonic: Chaos is power...power enriched by the heart.... Jerrod: Optimus Prime: Transform! Jim: Cheetor: Maximize! >-O.K. Let’s go. >Once in the alley Raiden appeared in his usual style (hanging from a >lighting bolt). Ashura: WHAT?! He doesn't act like Spider-Man, you dope! Jerrod: Does this guy know ANYTHING about Mortal Kombat?! >- His voice was a thunder itself. >-WERE IS THE OTHER GIRL? Mike: "Were is the other girl"? Jerrod: My thoughts exactly. >THE FIVE OF YOU MUST ATTEND THE TOURNAMENT! >Sailor Jupiter answered him. >-Well it looks like you have a lack of memory, don’t you remember what you >did to her yesterday? Ashura: Jerrod, permission to make a Mihoshi crack? Jerrod: ::glaring at Ashura:: Now, what the hell do YOU think? Ashura: Oh, COME ON! The joke's there, ripe for the picking.... Crystallis: Would you like to be like Sonic, Ashy? Ashura: Good point. >-IF SHE DOESN’T SHOW UP HERE IN FIVE MINUTES THERE WILL BE NO TOURNAMENT AND Ayeka: This fic will end? >EARTH WILL BE UNDER THE POWER OF THE OUT... TOM: ::as Raiden:: ...FIELD! Merc: ::ditto:: ...HOUSE! >-There will be a tournament, here I am. All (except Jim): ::singing:: ...to save the daaaaaaay! >-Sailor Mars! Are you out of your mind!? All (except Jim): She didn't have a mind to begin with! Jim: ::waking up:: Oooog... What a ride... >You’re not ready to be in this >thing, you must rest! >-Forget it Sailor Moon I’m coming. Jim & Crow: Whoa. O_O Amy: ::smashes Jim and Crow with the Piko Piko Hammer:: You two are the BIGGEST hentai in history! Jerrod: I'll vouch for that. Tom & Mike: Ditto. >-!ENOUGH! !NOW YOU WILL BE TAKEN TO THE OUTWORLD TO BEGIN THE TOURNAMENT! >After this words the six persons were engulfed in a great light and in >seconds they disappeared to reappear in the center of what it looked like an >inhabited castle. ::Jerrod just sits in his seat with his mouth agape:: Tom: My head feels like it wants to blow up.... Jerrod: Mine too. >-What is this place? >Asked Sailor Mercury Jim: ::sarcastic:: It's a K-mart. >-THIS IS THE OUTWORLD, SHAO KAHN’S TEMPLE FOR BEING EXACT. >- GET READY, THE TOURNAMENT WILL BEGIN SOON. Mike: ::as Raiden:: AS SOON AS I TURN DOWN THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE! >After this Raiden disappeared and the five girls along with the cats, >started to look around. Crystallis: ::as Ryoga:: WHERE ON EARTH ARE WE?! >-What and awful place, it looks like there is nothing alive here. Merc: Ah, I see Bacterium has been here! >-I agree with you Sailor Venus, this is a horrible place. Jerrod: ::shakes head: No, not really. You should go to one of my family reunions? Amy: Are they bad? Jim: The phrase, "mind-numbing" comes to mind. >Answered Sailor Jupiter. >Suddenly a voice was heard. Ashura: ::as AOL guy:: WELCOME! Jim: ::ditto:: YOU'VE GOT SKANKS! >-Welcome to the Outworld Sailor Scouts! Sonic: The Outworld has Sailor Scouts too? Jerrod: Huh. Maybe this won't be as one sided as I thought. >Now that you’re here the tournament >can start. >-Who are you? Seiyuka: ::as whoever:: I'M BATMAN! ::Ayeka shocks her:: Ow! Damn it, Ayeka! ::Sonic goes over to Ayeka and takes her tiara:: Sonic: ::as Sailor Moon:: MOON TIARA MAGIIIIIC! ::tosses Ayeka's tiara into the wall, where it gets lodged there.:: There we go! No more Pikachu imitations from you! ::Suddenly, Jim tackles Sonic to the ground and proceeds to bitch-slap him:: Jim: Go... *slap* get... *slap* my... *slap* love's... *slap* tiara... *slap* you... *slap* brillo pad! *slap* Sonic: ::dazed:: I LiKe iCe kEem! ::faints:: ::Jim sighs, then goes and unlodges Ayeka's tiara and gives it to her:: Jim: Here you go, my sweet. ^_^ ::sits down:: Ayeka: ::smiling nervously:: Uhh... thank you, Jim. ::Amy looks at Jim with fire in her eyes, tackles the penguin, and starts smashing him with her Piko Piko Hammer:: Amy: NO *WHAM* ONE *WHAM* HURTS *WHAM* MY *WHAM* SONIC! *WHAM* YOU *WHAM* UNDERSTAND *WHAM* ME?! *WHAM!* Jim: I wAnT A PonY... ::faints:: >Asked Sailor Moon. >-I’m Shao Kahn and I declare the Tournament officially on!! Mike: ::as Shao Kahn:: Crack! >Suddenly part of the floor raised turning itself into a steel platform then >Sailor Mercury was lifted to it by a strange force. TOM: Man, that's one heckuva tractor beam! >-!IT HAS BEGAN! !THE FIRST MATCH: SAILOR MERCURY AGAINST REPTILE! Jerrod: Okay, I was wrong. This is gonna be VERY one-sided. Merc: "It has began"?! What the hell? >Sailor Mercury was standing in the platform when suddenly she saw two yellow >lights in front of her, Merc: She stepped out into oncoming traffic again. Sonic: ::coming to, rubbing sides of face:: Ow. Stupid penguin. Amy: ::glomping Sonic:: Oh, my poor Sonic! You okay? Sonic: Amy....please let go of me. >seconds later a ninja with a green and black uniform >appeared in front of her and the yellow lights she saw moments early turned >out to be this ninja’s eyes. Jerrod: Yes, thank you for pointing out the obvious, VD. Jim: ::waking up:: Ouchies. Ayeka: Are you alright? Jim: ::looks at Ayeka with "puppy-dog" eyes:: I have a boo-boo. :( >- The other Sailor Scouts tried to help her, but the strange force that >lifted Amy to the platform created a shield that prevented them to interfere >in the match. Jerrod: FROM INTERFERING, YOU BUTT PIRATE! Ayeka: ::rubbing her tiara:: I see someone's been stealing Ms. Washu's technology. >- Sailor Moon was scared, she knew that even with the powers that Sailor >Mercury got, she was not a warrior that could match a ninja ability, even >with her intelligence. All: No DUH! >- She closed her eyes when she saw Reptile moving towards Sailor Mercury to >start the battle. >END OF CHAPTER ONE. Sonic: WHAT?! On a cliffhanger?! Seiyuka: ::sarcastically:: Oh, bummer. Jerrod: That sucked. Tom: Big time. Ashura: Let's get outta here. ::all file out::