Mystery Anime Theater 2001 (MAT2K1) SEASON TWO OPENER - Sailor Hedgehog By Ashura Hedgehog ======================================================================= Princess Ayeka and Yugi are owned by Pioneer and AIC. Sonic, Robotnik, and Metal Sonic are owned by Sega and the Sonic Team. Dr. Gero is owned by Funimation and Akira Toriyama Mike Nelson, Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo, Pearl Forrestor, Observer and the Satellite of Love are owned by Best Brains Inc. Ashura, Crystallis and Seiyuka are owned by ME! Merc, Angel and Sara are owned by MercStar "Sailor Hedgehog" is owned by Amy Lawson. If she is still around and she wishes for me to take this down, I will and replace it. ======================================================================= MAT2K1 Theme (to the tune of the MST3K Love Theme) In the not-to-distant future, Somewhere in time and space. Mike Nelson, Ashura and their pals, Were caught in a nasty place. They try to survive the wrath of Pearl, Along with the Eggman, they try to rule the world. From Deep Egg 13 below, they set their sights above, to torture everyone on the second Satellite of Love. (S.O.L.2 Crew: GET US DOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!) Pearl: We'll send them cheesy fanfics, The worst I can find! (Gero, Yugi, Metal, Observer: LALALA!) Eggman: We'll make them sit and read them all And we'll monitor their minds! (Crow: LALALA!) Now keep in mind they can't control, where the fanfics begin or end. (LALALA!) They'll try to keep their sanity, with the help of their way cool friends! WAY COOL ROLL CALL! MERCSTAR! (I'm nuts!) ANGEL!(I'm with 'stupid'.) SONIC!(Sega, not Archie!) CRYSTALLIS!(Why me?) AYEKA!(First princess!) SARA!(WHERE'S SABIAN?!) TOM SERVO!(I'm HUGE!) CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!(It's STILL one 'o'!) If you're wondering how they eat and breath, and other science facts (LALALA!) Just repeat to yourself, "It's just plain text, I should really just relax!" For Mystery Anime Theater 2001! TWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!" Merc shouted as he trudged through the Satellite of Love 2's halls, bored out of his mind. The one place where he actually had fun, the Satellite of Eggs's recreation area, was now gone. He had nowhere to go. That is, until he went past one door between the 4th and 3rd doors. From the other side of that door, he heard sounds. "What's going on?" Beside that door was another labeled 'Holo-cabana control center'. "Lessee what's through door number two." Going through it, he found the control panel for everything for this 'holo-cabana'. Through the window, he saw what he thought was a dream come true. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "HA HA! Feel the wrath of machinery at its worst!" Crow shouted as he and Tom Servo ripped through the battle field with a nail gun. An hour earlier, the group had decided to test out the Holo-cabana by playing an anything goes, tag-team deathmatch round. Trying to go as even as they could be, Ayeka and Angel were partners, as were, Ashura and Crystallis, Sonic and Seiyuka, and Mike and Sara. "Aack! They're too much!" Sonic shouted as he crouched behind a rock. "And I'm outta ammo!" He decided to toss his weapon, a sawed-off shotgun into the field in hopes of hitting the robot duo. Unfortunatly, he failed as the gun was shattered and he was nailed by a hail of nails in the process. He fell to the ground, where Seiyuka layed as well. "I hate them." Seiyuka whispered. On another part of the field, Mike and Sara were bickering over who would do what. "Listen, Nelson! YOU draw their fire, I'LL get the weaponry!" Sara said. "Sure you are! You're a better attacker than I am! I'll get the weaponry, okay?" Mike said. He never got an answer as the nail gun's ammo shattered their hiding place and scattered the two. "That's the last time THEY'RE getting the nail gun." Mike used his weapon, a barely working rocket launcher, at his companions before getting nailed by nails. Sara, on the other hand raced towards the two, blocking the projectiles with her sword. Before she could them take down, Mike's missle slammed into her. "I hate them...." Sara muttered "Hehehehehe! Just two more teams before we win!" Crow said. "Hey, pinbeak! Shut up and find them!" Tom said, carrying his own (modified) nail gun. Hiding behind a deserted building was the last two teams. And both were determined to stop Crow and Tom. "Alright, princess. What's the plan?" Angel said. "Do I look like the leader type?" Ayeka said "I got one." Ashura said. "Angel and Crystallis attack Crow and Tom while Ayeka and I go after the weapons crate." "But, Ashura, it's dangerous!" Crystallis said, concerned for his safety. Ashura placed his hands on her shoulders. "Don't worry. With Ayeka's barrier, I'll be okay." Ashura reassured her. Cryst smiled at him and gave him a small kiss on the cheek. "Be careful, okay?" she said. Ashura nodded at her. With that, the two raced for the crate while the other two attacked. A few seconds later, Angel and Crystallis was out. And then, there were two. "This is bad! We gotta hurry!" Ayeka said. Soon, a rocket flew towards them, courtesy of Mike's commederred weapon. The projectile nailed them dead on. Crow and Tom were the winners. Or so they thought. "ALRIGHT! WE DID IT!" Crow said. "Who's da bot? Who's da bot?" Tom said. "Not YOU!" a voice said. The two turned to see Merc standing behind them with the biggest weapon they had ever seen. "Game over. I win!" He pulled the trigger. BOOM! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "Ow! Geeze, Merky! What gives?" Crow said as the battlefield disappeared and was replaced by variation of the Star Trek: The Next Generation-type Holo-deck. Everyone who was dead was back to normal as if nothing happened. "Well, for starters, you kept on offing my friends." Merc said. "I should scould you, Merc!" Ashura said. "If that weapon actually did some damage, we would all be DEAD!" "Don't worry yourself, okay?" Crystallis said, straighting her jacket. At that moment, the room began flashing red. "Damn. Looks like the Legion of Doom's calling." Sonic said. The group left the room and headed for the bridge, where Mike went and pushed the red button. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "Why, hello, Labrats, Inc.!" Robotnik said, from the Deep Egg 13 underground base. "Enjoying your homelife?" "Aw, stuff it, tubsy-ubsy!" Sonic quipped. "Aw, you hurt my feelings!" Robotnik said, half-pouting. "Hey, Eggman! Hurry it up!" Yugi shouted off-screen. "Just send them the STUPID FANFIC!" "ALRIGHT, ALREADY!!" Robotnik shouted back. "Geez! Anyway, this experiment is an example of how NOT to write a crossover. It's called "Sailor Hedgehog"! Read it and weep, twerps!" Then, the connection went dead. "'Sailor Hedgehog'?" THAT'S a silly name for a crossover!" Ashura said. "For some reason, I sence that Sonic will not be thrilled about this." Tom said. At that point, the usual klaxon and lights went off. "Oh, we have FANFIC SIGN!" Mike shouted. With that, the group ran around like a pack of chickens without their heads, then headed for the theater. (Dogbone,6,5,4,3,2,vault door) (Seating arrangement (right to left): Crow, Mike, Tom, Sonic, Ashura, Crystallis, Merc, Angel, Seiyuka, Sara. Ashura: Hey, these seats are comfy! Mike: Yeah, defenantly NOT what we had before. Merc: I had to beg Yugi to change them. Ashura: ::looks at Merc:: What did you give her? Merc: Part of Servo's underwear collection. Tom: WHAT?!?! Ayeka: Boys, the fanfic's starting >HI>tech presents: Crystallis: "HI>tech presents"? Is it Christmas already? >A Tirific Teamups story by Amy Lawson: Merc: Oh, boy. Not even into the main story, and I sence deep hurting ahead! Tom: Now you know how we felt! >SALIOR HEDGEHOG. Ashura: Uh, it's spelled S-A-I-L-O-R! >Note: This will begin the Sonic/Salior storyline. Angel: WHAT?! There's more?! Ashura: Nah, I checked. The person apparently doesn't exist on the net anymore. ::silence, then cheers galore!:: >All other stories are in this timeline of events. >Note: I may get some of the Salior Moon stuff wrong, and a tad bit of >the Sonic. Like the Salior Scout's negaverse personalities. Seiyuka: Come again? Crow: Well, that's ONE thing wrong there! The girls aren't BAD GUYS! Ashura: Thanks, Moonie! >*** Tom: THREE STARS?! Just WHO in their right minds would give THIS three stars? Ayeka: Von Doom? Sonic: Then, there would be death in here, too. >Cast of characters. ::All pull out pillows.:: >(LONG. ::All grab blankets:: >Used to make sure that one of your favorite characters is in this >story.) Mike: Oh, yeah. Sure. Like WHO?! Sonic: Hey, maybe _I_ could be there? >(Ja. name: Jananese name. Ayeka: "Jananese"? That's a new language! >N/a: Either they don't have or I don't know.) Crystallis: Or it could mean "North American"? Ashura: Or "Not Anymore"? >Sonic the Hedgehog. Ja. name n/a. All: SONIKKU! >Princess Sally Acorn. Ja. name n/a. Sonic: ::pulls out a cross with a SEGA Genesis, Saturn and Dreamcast tied to it:: ::in Ace Ventura voice:: AWAY, FOUL SPAWN OF DIC AND ARCHIE!!! Sara: O_O Uh, did we miss something? Ashura: Yeah, this Sonic is SEGASonic, not Archie/SatAMSonic. Sara: Ohhhhhhh. >Antoine DeCoolette. Ja. name n/a. Merc: Oh, boy. French furry. >Bunnie Rabot. Ja. name n/a. Ashura: Uh, that spelled R-A-B-B-O-T! Crystallis: How do you know? Ashura: I watched the series when I was little. >Miles 'Tails' Prower. Ja. name n/a. Seiyuka: ::hearts form in her eyes:: OOOOH! KAWAII FOXY! Angel: Houston, we have a problem. >Rotor Walrus. Ja. name n/a. >Dulcy. Ja. name n/a. >Nicole. Ja. name n/a. >Salior Moon/Serena. Ja. name Usagi. Mike: From Team Furball to Team Ditz! >Salior Jupiter/Lita. Ja. name Mimako. Crow: MAKOTO! >Salior Mars/Raye. Ja. name Rei. >Salior Mercery/Amy. Ja. name Ami. Sara: "Sailor Mercery"? A Salior Senshi who powers up from a car brand? Tom: Now THAT would be an original Senshi! >Salior Venus/Mina. Ja. name Minako. >Sailor Chibi Moon/Reenie. Ja. name Chibi Usa. All: OH, NO! NOT HER! NOT HER! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! >Tuxedo Mask/Darien. Ja. name Marmaou. (Something like that.) Sonic: Yeah, let's just leave it at that. >Luna. Ja. name n/a. >Artimis. Ja. name n/a. Ashura: It's spelled A-R-T-E....::is cut off by Crystallis putting her finger on his lips:: Crystallis: Please, don't, Ashy. Okay? >Catsy. Ja name n/a. >Birdie. Ja. name n/a. >Queen Beryl. Ja. name n/a. Crow: Oh, well. I know that THIS story is already screwd beyond belief. *********************************************************************** * ***CHAPTER ONE*** Mike: My god. It's full of stars! >Place: Lita's house, Crossroads, Earth. Sara: ::pulls out an atlas of Earth:: Odd, I don't see a country named that. >"LITA! Hey, lita!" >Lita looked up. Her friend, Raye, was running twoards her. Angel: LOOK OUT! AAAHHHH! Others: AAAHHHH! >"What's up?" Merc: Noone answers that. It's old. >she asked, and sat up. Sonic: *WHAM!* ::as Lita:: Ow, my head! >"Well," said Raye, sitting down, "YOU should have heard the latest >buzz. ::Mike and Ashura look at the screen with eyebrows raised.:: Ashura: Uh, Raye does NOT act like that. Mike: No fricken' duh! >Anyway, Luna, me and Serena were walking, (I was looking the >prettiest, but I always do,), and Luna tripped on something, see?" >she paused to catch her breath. Crow: O_O Uh.....Raye is EXTREMELY OOC HERE! >"Anyway, Luna landed next to this suitcase. The man who she tripped >on ran away. She opened it, and it's some time traveler or something! >Cool, huh?" Tom: If you weren't talking like an AIRHEAD, it would have meant something! >Lita gasped. "TIME traveler?! You must be KIDDING!!!" Ayeka: ::as Raye:: You're right! I am! ::starts laughing blonde-like:: >"Nope!" Raye exclaimed. "I'm not. Anyway, me and Serena have to round >up the Salior Scouts. C'mon, Lita!" Tom: ::as a cowboy:: Yep, dem pesky Scouts got away again! >"Coming, Mars!" Lita exclaimed, shut her book, and ran after her >friend. Crystallis: ::as Lita:: Huff, puff....Gotta cut down....on Ho-ho's! >Place: Sally's hut, Knothole, Mobius. Sonic: YAHHHHHH! Princess Sally was working away at her portable computer, Nicole. She seemed shocked after reading some printouts. Ashura: ::as Sally:: One hundred issues and our comic STILL doesn't make sence? That's impossible! >"What, Sal?" asked Sonic. "I mean, why so shocked?" Sara: ::as Sally:: I backed into the electrical socket and my tail got stuck. >"It's these printouts....... It says that there's some heavy >raditation and cosmic moventmints between universes in another planet >from another Solar System from another Universe!" Crow: Did that make an OUNCE of sence? >"Whoa! Nicole can read THAT?!" Merc: That and make a breakfast for four. >SERIOUSLY.> Crystallis: Who just said that? >"Nicole, you can't be leader of the Freedom Fighters." Sally told her >computer. Crystallis: The COMPUTER said that?! Angel: Even on Mobius, Bill Gates reigns surpreme! >"Anyway, the movements are coming from a place called Earth, >and......" >"Earth! I know Earth! I reconize Earth...................... I think. >Isn't that where Robotnik came from?" Sonic: Mine does. I dunno about yours. >"We don't know that, Sonic." Sally answered. "But I do think that the >cosmic movements are coming into this demention, possibly this >planet!" Sara: How can astrological movementations come to a planet. Mike: It's called a "stupid fanfic", Sara. >"Way past!" Sonic exclaimed. "So are you saying that we could soon be >expecting......." >"..... visiters from Earth. Bingo." ::all hum "X-Files" theme:: >"Well, that makes this hedgehog's spines tingle." Sonic laughed. Seiyuka: ::as Spider-Man:: Spider Sense tingling! Ashura: ::as Jerrod:: Spider Sense! Danger! Tom: ::as Cow:: My Udder Sense is tingling. >"..... But, are they good guys?" >"I'm not sure at all." the squirrel replied. "I'm not sure at all." >PLACE: The Salior Scouts's place. Merc: Since WHEN did they get their own place?! >"This is IT?!" asked Artimis. Crow: ::as Artemus:: You dragged me out here to see a lousy BUTTON?! >"A blue button. Neat." Sonic: A blue button is the Time Traveller do-hicky?! >"A CONTROL panel." Luna corrected. "Scouts......... this is a time >traveler." Mike: Reminds me of the days with Dr. F and Frank. Bots: Yeah..... >"Cool!" exclaimed Ami. "Majorly awesome!" Ashura: And Amy draws from the Suzuka from that "Aisha as a Sailor Scoot" fic. Mike and the Bots: Sailor SCOOT?! >"However," Luna went on, "We can only travel to one Solar System. It >is not completed." Tom: And we have plot closure! >"Wait!" Raye exclaimed. "The negaverse has a copy!" Seiyuka: WHAT?! Where the HELL did they get THAT leap of logic?! Ayeka: "Stupid fanfic". >Luna nodded. "And it's up to us to save the planet they are attacking! >We must travel in time to Mobius to stop the negaverse from dystroing >it! Crow: Question: How the HELL does Luna know where the Negaverse is going? Ashura: I dunno. How are they going to stop them from "dystroing" it? Crystallis: I know. ::Uncharacteristic loud voice:: WITH THE POWER OF LOVE! ::'Love' echos:: >But be on your guards, Scouts...... for all the negaverse may be >there!" Merc: Cool! The Negaverse is gonna ambush them when they get there! >"Great. Just great." groaned Mina. "That's wonderful." Crow: ::shakes head:: Everyone here is SO OOC! >"Get ready, Scouts!" exclaimed Serena. "It's time for Salior Moon!" Sara: But, Sailor Moon doesn't come on Toonami anymore! ::rimshot:: >"Ready!" All the scouts replied. Sonic: ::charging up his Light Speed Dash:: READY....::releases it to attack the screen::....GO! ::Slams into it.:: Ow! >"MARS STAR POWER!" >"VENUS STAR POWER!" >"JUPITER STAR POWER!" >"MERCERY STAR POWER!" Tom and Seiyuka: IT'S MORPHIN' TIME! Merc: PREDICONS TERRORIZE! Ashura: MAXIMALS MAXIMIZE! Mike: I am transformed! Sonic: Sonicmon digivolve to.... >"STAR POWER!" >"SALIOR MERCERY!" >"SALIOR MARS!" >"SALIOR JUPITER!" >"SALIOR VENUS!" >"MOON STAR POWER!!" Sara: And the point of those last lines WAS?!?! >Luna and Artimis nodded and started to walk away. The Salior Scouts >followed the talking cats. Crystallis: Hey, they're leaving the fic! Others: TAKE US WITH YOU! PLEASE! >Place: Knothole Park, Knothole. >"So, what's coming?" asked Tails. "What's the news?" Ashura: It's a thing that tells you what happening in the world. >Sally and Sonic had already explained mostly what was happening to the >Freedom Fighters. Mike: WHEN did that happen? >"We don't know who yet, Tails." Sally answered. "Nicole can't pick up >the signal anymore." Sonic: ::as fic Sonic:: We didn't pay the satellite bill. >THEY WILL ARRIVE TODAY IN THE EVENING, OR EARLY TOMORROW. IT IS >UNKNOWN. HOWEVER, THERE IS ANOTHER TELEPORTER ON EARTH, SO WE CAN >POSSIBLY EXPECT TWO PARTIES OF PEOPLE.> Merc: DAMN! That's one smart computer! Sara: I'm sure Sabian would enjoy having that! >"Hm. Well, stay on your guard, Freedom Fighters!" Sally exclaimed. >"Be on your guard! We must keep patient! Stay calm! And be wary! The >visitors may be friend....... or they may be foe." Crystallis: And please! Stop talking! Like William! Shatner! >"Zut first, we must do ozer zings!" Antoine exclaimed. Tom: AARRGH! BAD ACCENT! CAN'T....HANDLE....BAD....::head explodes:: Ayeka: Wow! So that's how his head can explode. Mike: Yeah, but the problem is trying to repair him. ::Goes and starts repairing Tom's head.:: >"What, sugha?" asked Bunnie. >"We must zee where zey are to be landingz! Eef zey are bad and land >near Knothole, zen......" >"We'll be discovered!" Bunnie gasped. "That's terrible, sughas! Ashura: If you've seen Knothole in the comics NOW, I'd say you guys are in some deep shit! >Sugha-twan's right, we must see where they are landing, and we must >see what side they are on! It's out only hope!" Ayeka: Help us, Obi-Wan Kenobi! You're our only hope! >"Freedom Fighters, allright!!" Sally exclaimed, raising her fist to >the air. Sonic: Then, promply flipping everyone off! >"ALLRIGHT!" the rest chimed in. "FREEDOM FIGHTERS, ALLRIGHT!!!!" Crow: What is this? A blasted pep rally?! >***CHAPTER TWO*** Tom: ::head repaired:: Second verse, same as the first. >Place: Somewhere in Crossroads. Merc: ::as author:: Yeah, just somewhere. Nowhere in particular. >"Salior Scouts, it is time to travel in space, time, and universes. Ayeka: Sounds like they got ahold of Miss Washu. >Are you ready?" asked Luna. Ashura: TO RUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!! Crystallis: ::clamps Ashura's mouth shut:: Please don't do that. It agravates my chest. Ashura: ::muffled:: I'm sorry. >"But what if the NegaVerse take over while we are gone?" asked Salior >Venus. "It's a long trip between the Earth and the other universe, you >know." Sara: ::as Luna:: Then, I guess the planet is screwed. >"Yeah!" aggreed Salior Jupiter. "They'll cause a ruckas for sure!" >"No." said Salior Mercery. "They're preparing to go, same as us. I >still, have that tracking devisee you gave me, Luna." Crow: And that happened WHEN!? >"Before we go, I WANT SOME COOKIES!!!!" Salior Moon exclaimed. Mike: Sailor Moon IS Cookie Monster! >"Not yet, Serena." sighed Salior Mars. >"But Raye..... I WANT FOOD!" Sonic: ::as Venus Fly Trap from "Little Shop of Horrors":: FEED ME! >"You *always* want food!" sighed Salior Venus. "But should just us >go?" Seiyuka: Yeah, I mean, there ARE other heros around, but the world only needs THEM! >Salior Mercery nodded. "That is true, because we may run into >trouble!" >"We'll do FINE." Salior Moon insisted. Crow: Until she clutzes out! >"Wait, Serena." Luna corrected. "Your powers will be weak on the >planet we are approaching! You will have little powers! It will just >about be like you are normal humans, and not Scouts!" Sonic: And they know this HOW?! >"Then we NEED help!" Salior Mars insisted. "How 'bout Tuxedo Mask?" ::All laugh:: >"I'm right here." >The Scouts looked behind them to see Darien. He smiled. Angel: The Scouts then proceeded to profusely wet themselves after getting the bejeesus scared outta them. >"Now what?" asked Artimis. "You know, what about hsi powers and >whatever?" Mike: Powers? WHAT powers? Crow: Yeah, the guy's about as weak as "Wussboy" Masak...::is electrocuted by Ayeka's logs::....EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Ow! Ayeka: Make fun of Lord-Tenchi again, and it will be worse. >"There is not much we can do." said Luna. "The more of us there is, >the better. You will still have a few powers, and if you combinde them >you may suceed! Full march!" Sonic: AAACK! Washu's Personality Transferance Device has cause Luna to act like a Drill Sergent! >"Wait!" a voice cried from behind them. "Wait for me!" Tom: Oh, no. Not.... >"Reenie?!" All: AAAAAHHHHHHH! >Reenie came running up to the Scouts. "I wanna go too! I WANNA GO >TOO!" All: Oh, SHUT UP! >"But......but..." Serena stammered. "Well, I guess we need more help. >Okay." Sara: Ugh. And these people are some of the Earth's protectors? >Luna pressed the button. A whirling light surrounded the Scouts, and >one by one sucked them up into a cloud of blue mist. Merc: ::darkly:: I hope it had teeth! >Place: The outer edge of the Great Forest, near Knothole. Ashura: Ooh, I liked that stage from Sonic Adventure 2! Sonic: No, you're thinking of GREEN Forest. >Sally was out for her morning walk. It was only 12:00 noon at Earth, >but very early at Knothole. She heard a buzz from the distance. Seiyuka: It was a live wire! >"I better check that out." she thought to herself. She went up to what >looked to be a spaceship. She pressed her hand against it, and it >opened. She gasped when she saw what exited the ship.... some human >that was very tall compared to her with her hair in cat ears. Crow: Damn! I was hoping it was Felicia or Aisha! >The >human looked at the squirrel, and grinned. Ashura: Maybe it's Harley Quinn. >"Hey Birdie, come see what I've found here!" Crystallis: ::as ????:: I found tonight's dinner! ::normal voice:: Ack! That hurt my throut! >Another human ran up to the first one. She grabbed Sally by the arm >and lifted her up. Mike: ...and sniffed her. >"LET ME GO!!!" Sally yelled. >"Come on Birdie, let's go see what the queen has to say about this. >Imangine! A talking fox!" Ashura: Waitasec....QUEEN?! If they....Oh, what am I talking about? Trying to comprehend this is like trying to comprehend "Vegeta's Haircut (and consequences)." Sonic: How about those "Tenchi Sopranos Style" stories? >"I'm no fox! I'm a squirrel! You hear me, a squirrel!" >Birdie and Catsy laughed and brage Sally into the ship. Angel: How does one "brage" someone? >Place: Antoine's hut, Knothole. >Antoine sighed and sat on his bed. He yawned and lay down. >*I must be the only one awake,* he thought. *I wonder if the >Earthlings are here yet.* Crystallis: Uh, yes they are. >"HELPPPPP.............!!!" cried someone from a distance. Mike: Not very ethusiastic, is it? >"My Princez!" Antoine yelled, reconizing the voice. Sonic: He likes the Artist? ::shivers:: >"SALLY!!" Sonic: Oh, her. Never mind. >He ran over to Sonic's hut, not stopping to take a breath. Tom: And promptly keeled over at his door step. >"SONICCC!!!!" Mike: CROWWW! Ayeka: MCCLOUD! Ashura: ::takes a deep breath:: TETSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO::gasps for air::OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::The others look at him in awe:: Crow: DAMN! Those are some powerful lungs, hog-boy! >"Huh?" Sonic asked, rubbing his eyes. "What the hec..." >"SONIC! EET IZ SALLY! SHE IZ IN DANGAR!" Antoine screamed. Seiyuka: Yeow! Looks like Antoine has Von Doom-itis! He's speaking in all caps! >"Juice an' jam time!" Sonic exclaimed, ran out and grabbed Antoine. ::Sonic looks in complete shock at the last line:: Sonic: "Juice an' jam time"? How LAME IS THAT?!?! Angel: Very. >When they were outside, Antoine pointed to a path. "Zat way. Zat iz >where ze voice is....." >"HELLP! LEMMIE GO!!!" >"This way." Sonic nodded, and sped over to Sally. Sonic: ::shakes his head:: Good God! I'm such an idiot in this universe, aren't I? >Place: Spaceship 999, somewhere in space. All: ::starts humming the MST3K theme:: >"Wa.. where ARE we?!" exclaimed Reenie. "I don't like it here!" Seiyuka: I know how you feel. >"Hey, Meatball head!" exclaimed Darien. "I think I found something!" Merc: ::as Tux:: It's the airlock! Let's throw Rini in it! Angel: ::as Sailor Moon:: Okay! >The Salior Scouts went up to him. He pointed to a computer. "Ami, >think you can transport these files into your computer." Crystallis: ::as Mercury:: But, my computer only has a few bites left! >"I... I think so." she answered. >"Great! This is a map of where we'll land, and where we are! Stuff >like that." he told her. Crow: Hey, Tuxy! The girl is a genius! She KNOWS what a map is. Merc: Yet, she doesn't know what a life is. >"And by judgeing where we are...... WE LAND IN TWO MINUTES?! >IN ROCKS?!" Ami yelled. All: YES! >"Scouts, get into places!" Luna exclaimed. Sonic: ::as random Scout:: I'll hide in the closet! Ashura: ::ditto:: I got under the sink! Crystallis: ::ditto:: But, I called dibs! >Artimis jumped on Salior Venus' lap. He ran into his own small chair, >got his seatbelt on and covered his eyes. "HELP!" Tom: Wait a sec. If he jumped on Venus' lap, then HOW THE HELL DID HE GET TO HIS OWN CHAIR!?!? Mike: Remember, Tom. Don't try to make sence of the fic, okay? >The ship came closer and closer to the planet. Everyone had thier >seatbelts on, plus some spiecal equimpment. Crow: Oooh, kinky! Ayeka: Oh, no! It's confirmed! Crow is Jim as a robot. Crow: Who's Jim? >"Why can't we just...." Raye began. >"No powers." Luna reminded. "All of us may not land safely!" she >warned everyone. Tom: COOL! >"I know." said Tuxedo Mask. "But...... ut-oh." >"5.............4..........3..........2......." began Lita. >"............ONE!" > All: ::starts cheering loudly:: >***CHAPTER 3*** Sonic: Audience: Zero >Place: Negaverses's ship, near Knothole. >"LET ME GO!" Sally yelled. She was chained up in some convayer belt. Merc: WHY a "convayer" belt? How about the infamous "hanging over a vat of acid"? >"Anyone for toasted squirrel?" asked Birdie. "Oh, yeah. Catsy left." >"Let me go! I order you!" Sonic: ::as Sally:: A large fries and Coke! >"Who do you think you are? A princess or something?" the human asked. >"I am Princess Sally Acorn!" she exclaimed. Ashura: ::as Sally:: I'm the biggest mistake around! >"Another one?!" Birdie groaned. "I'll show Queen Beryl this right >now..." Merc: Would she CARE? >"Show me what?!" Crystallis: ::as Birdie:: This fic! Merc: "Birdie"? Wait a minute! That's a fighter from Street Fighter Alpha! >"Queen!" Birdie exclaimed. Seiyuka: ::as Birdie:: My favorite band! >"I have caught the Princess Sally of this planet!" Tom: You mean there's OTHER Sally's around?! Sonic: God, I hope not! >The Queen smiled. "Hm, how nice. A chance to use my new knife." Ashura: ::buries his face in his hands:: I can't stand all this OOCness anymore! >"No....... no..... HELP!" Sally exclaimed as the knife came closer >and closer to her skin. She gasped and closed her eyes, waiting for >the impact. Sonic: SLICE HER OPEN LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY!!! >Place: Great Rock Hill, near Knothole. >"AHHHHH!" Ayeka: The crash that refreshes. >The Ship the Salior Scouts were in bumbed off the main hill and Mike: How do you "bumb" off something? >crashed to the ground. Many of them were unconsious, if not all of >them. Angel: Let's say they're dead and get it over with! >Raye was the first to awaken, and slowly made it up. She limped over >to the reck she had crashed away from. She looked at the body of >Salior Jupiter. Crow: ::as Raye:: Wow! Look at that hot....::his mouth is sealed with duct tape:: Merc: ::holding a roll of duct tape:: That'll teach you! >"NO! She can't be dead! Lita! Talk to me!" All: ::make ridiculous answering machine noises:: >Lita slowly opened her eyes. "What........ happened....... oah......." >"Are you allright?" Raye asked. >"Yeah, I think so." she answered. "But man.... my head sure hurts!" >"You have a cut." Raye told her friend. "And I have one on my leg. Tom: ::as Raye:: You wanna see it? >But let's check the other scouts." >"Okay." Lita said weakly. >The two then moved over to Salior Venus. She had both her eyes shut. Mike: She was asleep! ::removes the duct tape off Crow:: ::to Crow:: You gonna be good? ::Crow nods:: >"Ohno!" Lita exclaimed. "Whattodowhattodo....." >"She has a weak pluse." Raye said. "Let's check out the others." Sonic: The girl's dying and all they think about is the OTHERS?! >They next came to Serena. She had her eyes open and was sitting up. >"I'm okay." she said. "My arm just hurts a little." Crystallis: And we have now found the benefactor of the Department of Redundancy Department. >"You were lucky." said Lita. "You're probably the best one off." >"Oah..." >The three looked under Serena's seat. It was Luna. Merc: Flat as a pancake! >"Are you okay?" asked Serena. Angel: ::as Luna:: No, I'm flatter than a piece of paper! >"I can't move my left paw." she told the scouts. "But I'll be okay. >How is everyone else?" Tom and Crow: ::as Raye and Lita:: Dead! >"Me and Lita have cuts, Serena's fine except her arm hurts a little, >we haven't found Artimis, Ami, Darien or Reenie. And Mina is terrible, >she barely has a pulce. Her eyes aren't open and she's not moveing. >She may not make it." Ashura: Good God! I think Von Doom may HAVE HAD a hand in this fic! >"Find the other scouts." Luna told the three. "Tend to the worse ones. >And please get me out from under here so I can attend to Salior >Venus." Seiyuka: Is it me, or does Luna start to remind me of people like Zordon and Professor X? >Serena took Luna over to Mina, and then her, Raye and Lita began to >look for Ami. >"There's her computer!!!" Lita yelled. "C'mon, mars, moon, she must >be over here!" Angel: What makes you guys so sure? >They heard a groan from under a pile of rocks and metal. "Someone's under there!" >yelled Raye. "We gotta find out who!" >The Scouts dug untill they found Darien. He opened his eyes. Merc: ::as Tux:: Damn, I'm still alive! >"Are..... are you okay?" asked Serena. >"Yeah, your arm looks bent." said Raye. Ashura: It's bent the other way! ::Grabs his right arm in sympathy:: Crystallis: What's wrong with your arm? Ashura: Three words: Drag Girl Kacee. Don't worry about it. Crystallis: That's seven words, y'know. >"I can't move this arm or this leg." he said. "But I think I'll make >it. Is..... is anyone dead?" Mike: I wish someone was. >"Not yet." explained Lita. "Luna has a broken leg, we're all mostly >fine except for some cuts and bruses, and Mina's being looked after >by Luna. She's barely breathing." Crow: Just let her die, okay? >"Ami's somewhere under this pile." explained Darien, groaning. "She's >worse off then me. And..... I don't know where Reenie is." Tom and Merc: ::very dark:: She's dead in space! >"The Scouts managed to finally pull Darien out, and started to dig >again untill they found Ami. She was unconsionus, and her arms and >legs were all sliced up. She was also barely breathing. They scouts >slowly carriered her over to Mina and Luna. Ashura: I cannot stand this anymore. I gotta go. ::Heads for the vault door.:: Crystallis: Don't go....please? ::Ashura turns to see Crystallis give him the puppy dog eyes and pouty lips.:: Ashura: Uh.......nevermind. ::returns to his seat:: Crow: ::to Ashura:: The eyes and the lips work everytime. Ashura: Don't rub it in. >"Mina may be okay." said Luna. "But I don't know for sure. And >Ami...... I think she may not. Merc: Cool! >Does anyone have a first aid kit?!" >Serena went over to where the broken ship was. She returned with a >bag. Seiyuka: ::as Luna:: SERENA! IT'S FULL OF COOKIES!!! Angel: ::as Serena:: I'm sorry, Luna, I was just hungry....WAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ::looks over and see notices Sara asleep:: Should we wake her? Merc: For our sake, let's not. >"This is out first aid suplly." she told Luna. "Hopefully it's enough." "Let's split up." said Serena. Tom: ::as Fred from Scooby-Doo:: Let's split up, gang! >"I'll look one way, Lita, you look anotehr, and same with you, Raye." >Raye left, and Serena went another way. Lita was the last to leave, >and went a seperate way. Crystallis: Another display of redundancy. >Place: In Rotor's hut, Knothole. >"Sugha, where could they be?!" Sonic: Over the sink, Bunnie. >"Calm down, Bunnie." said the Walrus. "Sally, Antoine and Sonic will >be here soon, I'm sure of it!" >"But sugha, it ain't fair! Ah've been stayin' home on all these here >mission's, an' ah wanna at least know wha' everyone's at!" Tom: Bitch, bitch, bitch. >"Bunnie. Calm down, allright?! I'm sure there was a bissnuss Ashura: I'm so glad Jerrod isn't here, or his brain would implode due to the misspellings. >they had to attend to right away! Mabey you can go on your own >missiom someday, all by yourself! And you can let the other Freedom >Fighters worry! But Bunnie, please. Don't worry about it know." he >sighed. Sonic: I can't believe these are the people who protect Mobius. >"Allright, sugha, ah guess ah will. Ah mean, it's not that each >Freeodm Fighter gets tuh! But ah do lend a hand........ a robotic >one!" she giggled. Merc: o_O Was that supposed to be a joke? >"Hey, guys!" yelled Dulcy from outside. "Come look at this!" Crow: ::as Dulcy:: I found Sonic, Antoine, and Sally's bodies! >The two ran outside to the dragon. She held up a note. >"Dear Freedom Fighters, me and ant have gone to save Sal! She sounds >in danger! Protect Knothole for us. Ut-oh, Sal's yellin again! Guess >Ant wasn't lying to me; seeya soon! Bye, Sonic." Sonic: In other words: they're ditchin' the story >"So that's where they went! Tuh save Sally-girl! I hope she's safe!" Ayeka: From what we've seen, she was going to have a body full of scars. >"COME ON, Bunnie!" laughed Dulcy. "She's allways fine!" >"But remember when she was dying? Ashura: During that "EndGame" ordeal, yeah. Angel: Then again, they wrote that as being unconciouss for a while. Sonic: That's why I hate Archie. >And remember when she burnt her hand? Ashura: Uh, that didn't happen.... >And she was sinking on that ship out in th' ocean..." Ashura: And neither did THAT! Crow: Face it, she's making shit up. >"But she made it back, didn't she?" asked Dulcy, grinning. Mike: ::as Bunnie:: Yeah, serverly mangled. >"Yeah, I guess." sighed Bunnie. "But this cybunny always worries!" Merc: Another bad pun. >"All of us get into trouble. And we all come to the resque! You were >almost a robot, you were almost dead, you were many time in danger, but >always got help from the Freedom Fighters--us!" Crystallis: Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. >Bunnie smiled. "Ah guess so, sugha-rot. Tom: Yeah, sugar can rot your teeth. >But still, I think that we should check on them if they ain't back >soon. Ah don't think that they'd be so long!" >"That's ture." Mike: "TURE"?!?! >aggreed Dulcy. "But, *giggle*, you know SONIC!" Sonic: SUUUUUUUUUUUUURE, they do! >Bunnie laughed. "Ah guess ah do, sugha! They're probably comin' home >right now!" >"Hi, guys?" Angel: See? >"Why, sugha-tails! Where were you?" Seiyuka: TAILS!!!! ::hearts form in her eyes:: Ashura: It's official. Kacee has rubbed off on 'Yuka. >"Playin' jumps." ::Everyone starts jumping:: >Tails answered. "Where's Sonic? I'm bored, and want to play with him." Crow: O_O Sonic: I HOPE that's not what he meant. >"He's savin' Sally-girl, but he should be back soon......" Bunnie told >the fox. "....... We hope!" exclaimed Dulcy. Rotor pocked her in the ribs. " Merc: How do you "pock" someone? >....I mean, we know." >"I want to do stuff with Sonic, but he's always with SALLY. It isn't >fair!" Sonic: This is one of the reasons I'm so HAPPY I'm the one true Sonic. >"I'll play tag with you!" suggested Dulcy. The two flew up in the air. Merc: And they proceeded to engage in a dogfight. >"You're it!" >"No, you are!" >"You!" Crow: ::as Tails:: You! Tom: ::as Dulcy:: You! Crow: YOU! Tom: YOU! Crow: _YOU!_ Tom: _YOU!_ Crow: _YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!_ >"Okay. And now you're it!" >"I wasn't ready yet!" >"Big deal, Dragon!" Angel: ::as Ducly:: Oh, bite me, Tails! ::gets bopped by Seiyuka:: Seiyuka: Don't make fun of my Tails! >Dulcy flew after him. Bunnie giggled. >"I guess they'll never grow up, those two." she smiled. >"Guess not. But I think a power ring's coming up, and I wanna check it >out. There's something wrong with gear numer #8888 when connected to >numer #44, compared to..." Mike: ::sarcastistic:: Oh, don't stop with the your dianostic ability. >"Bye, sugha!" Bunnie exclaimed. "Ah gotta go now." >"Seeya." Ayeka: ::as Bunnie:: What a jerk! >Place: Outside the NegaVerse ship, near Knothole. >"She iz in zare." Antoine exclaimed. "And she iz not coming out of >eet. What can we doz?" Sonic: Leave her, for all I care! >"We can barge in there, I think." Sonic replied. "But it may be hard. >Look at the walls! They're just like Car-heem's of Wheet's cage!" Ashura: "Car-heem of Wheet"? A bad guy named after what I would have for breakfast? >"Eh? Who iz Car-heem or Wheetz?" Tom: Beats the HELL outta me, Ant! >"Oh, yeah. You weren't there. Anyway, stand back! I've got a power >ring........ ring..... WHERE'S MY RING?!?!" Crow: ::as Sonic:: I can't marry Antoine without it! Mike: Crow, that was beyond good taste. >"You deedn't have one." Antoine answered. "You came weethout onez." >"Well then, stand back! Three, two, ONE!" >Sonic burst out with speed, crashing into a spaceship. He rammed into it, Sonic: And plastered himself on the wall. >and made a hole big enough for him to fit through. Him and Antoine >crawled in. >"LET ME GO!" Sally yelled. >Queen Beryl looked at Catsy and Birdie. "Well, look what the cat >dragged in. Dispose of this.... furry animal." Merc: This looks like a job for Elmer Fudd! >"NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!" Sonic yelled, ran up to Sally and undid her >chains. Him and Sally escaped with Antoine. They zoomed back into >Knothole, but before they could Queen Beryl and some other people >attacked the three. Sonic wasn't prepared and all three were captured. Sonic: ::as Nelson:: HA HA! >"Thanks for trying." sighed Sally. >"Don't mention it." Ayeka: ::as Sally:: Bite me, Sonic. >Place: Near the Scout's crash, Mobius. >"REENIE!" >Lita called out for the missing child. She was nowhere no be seen. >"Salior Chibi Moon! Where are you?" Merc: ::hollering back:: She's dead! I killed her! >Lita sighed and looked around. She could see her other friends >looking or being looked after. She groaned and began to look again. >"REENIE!" All: Shut up! >"Help!" called a voice under an overturned chair. "I'm stuck!" >Lita paused and looked under it. It wasn't Reenie, it was some >little.... FOX!" >"AHHH!" she screamed. "A talking fox!" Crystallis: This coming from a girl who hangs with a talking cat! >"Talking? Hey lady, of course I talk!" said Tails. >"Help me.... help me out! I'm stuck!" Ashura: ::as Crow:: Help me! Help me! Crow: Nice impersonation of me, brillo-pad. >Soon Tails was out. Raye and Serena ran over to the two. >"Who are YOU?!" asked Raye. >"I'm...... are you going to hurt me?" he asked. All: ::as random Scout:: Yes. >"No." said Serena. >"I'm Tails. I come from Knothole." he answered. Angel: ::as Tails:: And I just blew away my secret! >"Let me guess why." mumbled Raye, seeing his two tails. Sonic: At least she didn't say that to MY Tails. I would have dismembered her! >"I was playing with my friend, a dragon, and there was this ray! Tom: The flying squirrel? >I fell here and landed right there! I was hruting, but I'm fine now. >Anyway, she flew back and I landed here! The chair fell on me, and I >got stuck." >"A talking, walking and FLYING fox?!....... Is there lunches here?" >Serena asked. Crow: I'd say that the author has stereotyped Sailor Moon here. Ashura: You JUST noticed? >"Serena! We have to look for Reenie!" >"I'm right here!" >They all looked up to see Reenie climbing down the mountain. "I was >stuck, and nobody came to help ME!!!" Seiyuka: As Tom stated before, bitch, bitch, bitch. >"Tails, come see Luna with us." said Lita. "Let's see if she knows >you." Ayeka: I highly doubt it. >The Scouts and Tails went over to where Luna, Artimis, Mina, Ami and >Darien were. After some explainations, Tails finally sat down. Mike: They had to tell him how to sit down? >"I don't wanna go home when that laiser's around!" Tails exclaimed. Sonic: Yeah, it's MUCH more dangerous than a LASER! >"Okay." said Luna. "You may stay... for now." >"Well, that settles that then." said Artimis. >"Settles what, Artimis?" asked Luna. >"That settles who can help us find Queen Beryl!" Angel: O_O Of everyone on Mobius, they choose HIM?! >"Who the heck's Queen Beryl?!" asked Tails. >"Queen Beryl is a terrible villan who..." Serena started. >"Like Robotnik?" asked Tails. >Tails explained about Robotnik, and the scouts explained about Beryl. Crystallis: Short, sweet and to the point. >Soon after, Tails was led home by Raye and Lita. >"This is your home?" asked Lita when they arrived. "Whoa!" "Yeah! Come >meet Sonic!" Tails told the two. "Sonic?" >"Sonic ain't back yet, sugha." Bunnie yawned. "Hey, who are yuh two?" Ashura: ::as random Scout:: Robotnik sent us to destroy your village! >"I'm Raye, and this here is Lita." expalined Raye. "Do you know of a >Queen Beryl?" Crow: Is that anything like a Prince Albert? >"Naw, 'ness they were the ones who captured Sally, and possibly Sonic >and Antoine!" >"Let's go And find them, Raye!" exclaimed Lita. "Let's go!" >"Me too!" exclaimed Tails. >"Sughas, ah'll guard Knothole. I'll be seenin' ya later." Bunnie >waved. Tom: Then promptly flipped them off! >Place: Negaverse's ship. >"Help! Let me out!" Antoine cried. "I WANT OUTZ!!" Merc: ::as Antoine:: I WANT MY LAWYER! >"Oh, shut UP Antoine!" Sally exclaimed, rolling her eyes. All: THANK YOU! >"Sonic?" Sonic: That's my name. >"I.. I think so." Sonic replied. "But I need more time!" Seiyuka: ::as Sonic:: I was TRYING to sleep! >"Time? You want time! We only ahve all the time we need!" Crystallis: Sounds like she's going nuts. >Sonic tried to free himself. "Ugh! These chains are stuck tight! OW!" >"Hey, dumbells!" >"Huh?" asked Birdie. "What was tha... AGG! It's those darn freakin >Salior Scouts! I..." Crow: O_O Where the hell did they come from?! >"I AM SAILOR MOON! I stand for love and justice! And in the name of >the moon.... I SHALL PUNISH YOU!!!" ::all do the hand motions (except for Tom) as she says the speech:: Tom: Damn inarticulate arms! >Birdie and Catsy ran for cover. Ashura: Oh, that's defenantly OOC. >"Hey, wait!" whispered Serena. "We don't have our powers!" Seiyuka: ::as Sailor Moon:: We left them at home! >"Remember what Luna said? She said we could combinde them!" Merc: Oh, sure you can! >"Yeah, but with three people?!" >"You're right." >"Hey, lime-buckets! Wait for us!" Crystallis: "Lime-buckets"? >Salior Moon, Mars and Jupiter looked up as Tuxedo Mask, Reenie, Ami >and Mina crashed through the window. ::all start humming Batman movie music:: >"You're okay!" exclaimed Sailor Jupiter. "But how.........?" >"It's a long story." explained Sailor Mercery. "And it can wait." Mike: ::as Mercury:: All I did was take a nap. >"Scouts! Combinde your powers!" Sailor Moon exclaimed. >By this time Sonic was out of his chains and joined everyone. Luna came >rushing out. >"My Scouts! Seiyuka: Okay, ENOUGH talking like Professor X, Luna! >Wait! Stop! You have your powers! You have them back!" Tom: Waitasec. Throughout the story, Luna keeps on saying they'll have no powers on Mobius. Then, all of a sudden, without ANY explination, they all get it back! I DON'T GET IT!!! ::head blows up again:: Merc: Oh, this is gonna be a LONG time up here. >"JUPITER THUNDERCLAP SMASH!" Ashura: "Jupiter Thunderclap ZAP", Dung-for-brains! >"MARS FIRE.... IGNITE!" >"MERCERY BUBBLE BLAST!" Crow: "Mercury BUBBLES Blast"! "VENUS CRESENT BEAM SMASH!" "MOON TIRTA MAGIC!" Ashura and Crow: TIARA! _TIARA_! >Sonic and Tails both looked at the Scouts and shrugged. >"SPINBALL!" >"TAILSPIN!!" ::Sonic begins weeping openly for the screwed up attacks:: >The three ran away. After things quieted down, Sonic went up to Sailor >Moon. >"Who are you?!" he asked. >Tails explained who everybody was, and soon after Sally and Antoine >were freed everyone went to Knothole. Angel: Okay, fanfic's done! Let's go! ::Grabs Merc's hand and drags him towards the vault door. When she touches it, the two get electrocuted:: Ooooooooooooor, maybe not. ::The two return to their seats:: >***CHAPTER 4*** >Place: Knothole. >"This is cool, I'm actually with TALKING ANIMALS!" Ami giggled. Luna >meowed. "No offence, cats." >"You guys are cool." said Sonic. "Neat." Sonic: Yeah, right. The babes here are the cool ones! Crow: You said it! Ayeka: You should smack you guys for that, but you do have a point. >"Thanks!" smiled Salior Venus. "You're kinda cute too!" >Tails blushed a bit. "Wa.... where do you come from?" >"Earth." replied Sailor Chibi Moon. "We come form there! Well, >actually I come from somewhere esle, but...." >"Let's just leave it that we coem from Earth." finished Sailor Mars. >"And that we want to go home. It's getting late!" Mike: Good. Get lost! >"Not really, Raye." said Luna. "By the time a year goes by here, it >could very well be one day for you! Different time zones for different >planets!" Ashura: Not so. From what I've seen, Mobius and Earth are almost the same. So, they're screwed. >"Mind if we stay for a while?" asked Sailor Jupiter. "I, for one, >LIKE Knothole!" Sonic: Well, I don't. >"I don't blame yuh, sugha." Bunnie answered. "It's be-uitiful!" Crystallis: Your accent is annoying. Stop it. >"I'll stay too!" aggreed Sailor Mars. >"Me too! At least for a while!" aggreed Sailor Venus. >"Me three!" said Sailor Mercery. >"Oh, me four." Sailor Moon. "And could be our other friends........ >Salior Neptune, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Pluto, Sailor Saturn, them guys. >... they may come here too!" Tom: ::head still smoking:: Oh, sure. Why don't you bring some Pokemon trainers while you're at it! >"Yea! And don't forget everyone else!" aggreed Artimis. "So what are >we waiting for?! Let's go to sleep!" >"After I get some food." said Serena. Angel: Sailor Moon IS Pac-Man! >"She's hungry, allright." grinned Sonic. "Isn't this the fifth time >she's tried to eat this half-hour?" >"Ya got that right, sugha!" laughed Bunnie. "Ya got that right!" >THE END. All: YAY! >........Of this story, not the Sailor Hedgehog stories! All: NO! >Legal stuff. >Do not copy or screw this story in any way at all. Crow: Why would we want to "screw" this story anyway? >Sonic the Hedgehog, Bunnie Rabot and other Sonic-related characters >are copyright of SEGA, Archie and/or DIC animation. Sonic: ::tosses the cross from earlier at the screen:: DIE! >Sailor Moon, Sailor Chibi Moon and all Sailor Moon-related characters >are copyright of Toie Animation?, Ashura and Merc: TOEI!!!! >brought to America&Canada by DIC animation?. >Have a nice day. Crow: ::as Dr. Forrestor:: Or not. >HI>TECH..... >;) All: GAH! >Also, because this will be a new storyline series for me, I'm giving >the Sailor Hedgehog series a theme song and here it is. You sing it to >the tune of 'Sailor Moon.' Tom: ::head still smoking more:: Oh, no. They're gonna sing! >*** Merc: What are movie critics smoking these days?! ::Sara wakes up from her nap:: Sara: ::yawns:: What did I miss? Others: Everything but this song! Sara: Damn. >Fighting evil by daylight, >Winning respect by daylight, Crow: I find that kinda hard to do at the same time. >Sometimes running from a real fight, Sonic: Oh, yeah. >she is the one named Sailor Moon! >She will never turn her back on a friend, >she ain't always there to defend, Seiyuka: They got another thing about her right. >she is the one on whom you can't depend, Sara: And another! >she is the one named Sailor..... >Sailor Hedgehog! Ashura, Crystallis, and Sonic: O_O >Sailor Mercury! >Sailor Sally! ::Ashura pulls out a comic from under his seat, tosses it in the air, and, before it lands, slices it with his Deathscythe Hell scythe:: Mike: What did you just do, Ash? Ashura: Destroyed an issue of Sonic that had Sally dressed up as Sailor Moon. >Sailor Jupiter! >He is the one with powers very new to him, >he is the one named Sailor Hedgehog. Sonic: EXCUSE ME?!?! Ashura: Everyone, let's end this with a round of 'AHHHHHH!'s Others: Okay... ::All start screaming as the last verse goes on:: Fighting evil by Mobius light, winning friends by daylight, never running from a real fight, they are the ones, hedgehog and moon. They are the ones, hedgehog and moon. They are the ones.... hedgehog and moon! ::They stop screaming.:: Crow: Damn, that sucked. Mike: You said it. Let's get outta here. ::everyone leaves:: (Reverse Door Sequence) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "Damn, talk about a bad fanfic." Merc said, as he rubbed the sides of his head. "I'm getting a headache because of it!" "And here I thought my story was bad." Ashura said. "They saw what you wrote?!" Crystallis said, completely surpised. "Yeah, and Ayeka and Seiyuka tried to launch me out of the S.O.E's airlock because of it." Ashura said. Crystallis tried to stop laughing. "Hehehehe....I'm sorry, but that was funny." she said. Ashura sighed, turned around, and pouted. "Oh, I'm sorry." She glomped her boyfriend and tried to hug the life out of him, although it go that far. "Y'know, I just curious as to what the MADS are doing." Tom said. "Let's see!" Sonic said, pushing the red button. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Pismo Beach. That's where they were. Everyone was in bathing suits. Fanning the bad guys, except Yugi, was Trunks, Vegeta, and Sabian. Sasami and Ryo-ohki was playing with Yugi. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "That right there. That was messed up." Sara said. Seiyuka fainted away. ======================================================================= AUTHOR'S NOTES (hum the MST3K end theme if you wish!): ------------------------------------------------------ Well, season 2 is prepared to go off with a bang! We now know what happened to the other S.O.E members. Now, what?! Keep being torured! Next up, Drag Girl Kacee guest stars as the gang MST another Victor Von Doom fic, this time involving the Uncanny X-Men. Stay tuned for "Era of Apocalypse"! Speaking of Kacee, my MSTing series, as well as any spinoff stories, will appear at her website! The address? http://www.geocites.com/draggirlkacee/Home.html As always, read and review! Ashura Hedgehog