Mystery Anime Theater 2001 (MAT2K1) Episode - 001: "Misty's Song and Pokemon Johto" By Ashura Hedgehog ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Dr. Ivo Robotnik (Eggman) is owned by SEGA and the Sonic Team. Used without permission(don't sue!) Ashura Hedgehog and Seiyuka Jurai is mine (Ashura). Can't use 'em! Merc and Sabian Starwalker are MercStar's. Can't use them either! Anyone else mentioned is owned by their respective companies. Both "Misty's Song" and "Pokemon Johto" was done by a well-known music company(I'm too lazy to find out.) and I'm MiSTing it w/o their permission(don't sue! It's just for fun) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- (Location: Deep Egg. Underneath Station Square. The place looks like one of the many bridges from those Star Trek series. The Cambot there zooms in on the person sitting on a chair. You can hear snorring. The Cammbot nudges him. He looks up and you can see his face. It's Dr. Robotnik.) Robotnik: Hm...(Notices Cambot) Ah! We're on! Welcome! I'm Doctor Ivo Robotnik, scientific genius extrodinare. What you're about to see is an experiment. ::Pulls out a clipboard with four faces: two red-haired boys, a purple-haired girl and a red hedgehog::I have captured these four numbskulls and thrown them into space in my Satillite of Eggs and will be forced to read the most atrocious stuff ever made.::Laughs evily.:: Now witness my greatest victory yet! ::He walks to a switch and pulls it, causing the power to shut down.:: D**N IT! (Location: Space, at the Satillite of Eggs[which looks like a small Death Egg.] Inside, the four previously mentioned people wait with GREAT eagerness.) Hedgehog: ARRRGH! I can't take this! Girl: Don't worry, Ashura. I can't be that bad. Ashura(Hedgehog): It IS, Seiyuka! IT IS! Boy1: Stop belly-aching, brillo-pad! I've been in worse! Boy2: Yeah. Although, I would love to tear Eggman into pieces for doing this. Seiyuka: Sabian, Merc, is that all you two talk about? Sabian&Merc: YES! (A red button flashes. The button has the Eggman logo on it.) Ashura: Uh, boy. Deep hurting ahoy! ::Pushes button.:: (Deep Egg) Robotnik: Ah, my trusty guiena pigs! Having fun? (S.O.E. The four respond by giving him the one-finger salute.) (Deep Egg.) Robotnik: So, that's how it'll be! Very well, then. For your first experiment, you're getting TWO, count 'em, TWO POKEMON SONGS! ::Laughs manically.:: (S.O.E.) Seiyuka: I think that was a mistake, guys! Sabian: NOW you tell us! Merc: ::going insane:: Po.....ke.....mon.....must.....DIE!!! ::Unsheaths sword:: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ashura: Good grief! (Deep Egg) Robotnik: Now get in there, or I'll make you watch the entire 'Tenchi in Tokyo' series, ad nausium! Without any breaks! (S.O.E. Sirens blares and lights flash.) Sabian: What the hell's that? Ashura: We got HORRIFIC SONG SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN! Others: Whatta we do?! Ashura: Follow me! (Door sequence. Eggman logo door,5,4,3,2,vault door.) (Seating sequence: [left to right] Sabian, Seiyuka, Ashura, Merc) >MISTY'S SONG Ashura: Oh, crappit. Merc: Whoopie. We're listening to a song about her bitchin' and moaning about her bike! >(Cricket sounds) Sabian: BUD Merc: WEIS Ashura: ER Seiyuka: Problem is, we're too young to have some. (Author's Note: Ashura and Seiyuka are 18 and Merc and Sabian are 17) >Ash: ::yawns:: G'night, Brock. G'night Pikachu. ::annoyed voice:: G'night, Misty. Seiyuka: You can tell he cares for her. Merc: Maybe he's gay. Sabian: I'll buy that. > ::regular voice:: See you in the morning. >Misty: G'night, Ash. ::Saddened:: Sweet dreams.:: Sabian: What's with the oddball music starting now? Ashura: That'll be the beginning of the nightmare. Sabian: I'm ending it NOW ::pulls out blaster and shoots screen. Nothing:: S**T! Robotnik: (Over P.A.)Sorry, Charlie. Won't work here! >Out here in the quiet of the night >Behind the stars, and moon Merc: WAITASEC! That's impossible! Ashura: Just smile and nod, dude. >We both know we've got something on our minds Sabian: Hair, our heads, death.... Seiyuka: That's you. Sabian: So? You got Trunks on the brain. Seiyuka: ::dreamily:: Trunks..... >We won't admit, but it's true Merc: Toonami is better than KidsWB. Others: Amen! >You look at me, I look away Seiyuka: ::5-year-old Misty:: I don't like boys! They're icky! >CHORUS: >I wanna tell you what I'm feelng, but I >Don't know how to start Ashura: Turn the ignition key. >I wanna tell you, but now I'm afraid that >You might break my heart ::All look in shock:: Sabian: No....no. It couldn't be.....could it? >Oh, why should anything so easy ever be so hard to do? Merc: If you can't do it, DON'T DO IT! >I wanna tell you what I'm feeling and to >Say that, I love you. ::Everyone looks in greater shock:: Sabian: I....love....you? Merc: Misty....and....Ash....? Seiyuka: ::Freaks out:: I DON'T WANNA SEE THIS ANYMORE! ::rushes to the door:: THIS IS WRONG! SO WRONG! ::tries to open door, but doesn't budge. Ashura pulls her away:: Ashura: CALM DOWN! PLEASE! Don't let Egghead see you sweat! Seiyuka: ::whining:: But, it's wrooooooooooong! >I practice all the things that I could say >Line by line, every word Ashura: ::Misty:: When are you going to pay me back for my bike?! Sabian: ::Misty:: PSYDUCK! You knuckle-head! Merc: :as himself:: I'm gonna kill Pokemon.....kill'em good! Seiyuka: ::still whining:: It's still wrong! >I tell myself today could be the day Merc: That Dragonball Z will finally get back their original VAs. Ashura: Keep praying, dude. >But everytime, I lose my nerve Sabian: Right now, I wanna lose my lunch! Seiyuka: Right now, I wanna go home! >I look at you, you look away Ashura: ::5-year-old Ash:: Girls have cooties! Get away! >CHORUS: >I wanna tell you what I'm feelng, but I >Don't know how to start Sabian: Don't and say you did, sister. >I wanna tell you, but now I'm afraid that >You might break my heart Merc: With a sledgehammer! >Oh, why should anything so easy ever be so hard to do? >I wanna tell you what I'm feeling and to >Say that, I love you. Seiyuka: ::Misty:: Ash...., I LOVE YOU! Ashura: ::Ash:: Really? So do.....HEY! Is that a new Pokemon? ::Seiyuka facefaults and quickly gets back in her seat. Sabian and Merc begin laughing:: Merc: Sad thing is....Hahaha!....He might do that! >Why, why do you turn away? Ashura: ::Pulls out long list:: Where shall I start? >It must be, you're afraid like me Seiyuka: Afraid of what? Merc: Me? Sabian: ::at the same time:: Me? >I try, but I can't pretend that I >Don't feel for you, the way I do >Can't you see? Ashura: Nope. Blind as a bat. >CHORUS: ::Everyone starts screaming as the chorus goes on.:: >I wanna tell you what I'm feelng, but I >Don't know how to start >I wanna tell you, but now I'm afraid that >You might break my heart >Oh, why should anything so easy ever be so hard to do? >I wanna tell you what I'm feeling and to >Say that, I love you. >(Chorus repeats as it fades.) ::Everyone stops screaming.:: >Ash: ::Yawns:: Did you say something, Misty? Seiyuka: ::Misty:: Yeah. You're a dick, Ash! >Misty: Me? Nuh....no. Nothing. I didn't say anything, Ash. All: CHICKEN!!!! > G'night. Merc: And we're outta here! ::all file out of the theater:: (Reverse door sequence.) (S.O.E. Bridge.) Seiyuka: ::sobbing:: Ash and Misty....that's really wrong! Sabian: Yeah. I just hope Eggman doesn't....::loud thumps are heard from far away::....the hell? Merc&Ashura: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! ::Runs in:: Seiyuka: What's up? Ashura: Th...th....they're here..... Sabian: Who? ::In walks Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu:: YAHHHHHHH! Seiyuka: VILE DEMONS! Ash: Uhhh....is she talking about us? Misty: I really don't know. Brock: Wow....can I have you number? ::Glomps Seiyuka:: Ashura: I DRAW THE LINE HERE! :: Pulls Brock off Seiyuka:: Sabian, Merc, take them to the "Guest Room" ::Winks at the two. They get the picture and lead them away. Five seconds later, a fwooshing sound is heard.:: Seiyuka: ::Looks out the window:: Yay! They're gone! Sabian: ::Walking in:: Thank God! ::Notices Eggman button flashing:: Let's see what he wants.::Pushes it:: (Deep Egg) Robotnik: I figured you'd do that to your new buddies... (S.O.E) Merc: BUDDIES?! Fat chance! Sabian: What are you talking about? (Deep Egg) Robotnik: So I'm sending you someone else. ::Pushes a button:: (S.O.E Everyone looks in surprise as....) Person: ::Angry::....yoko, or so help me, I'll....:: Notices her surroundings:: Oh, my. This is not Lord-Tenchi's house. Others: PRINCESS AYEKA?!?! Ayeka: Hmm...Oh, no! I'm stuck on another Satillite! (Deep Egg) Robotnik: Now, get back into the theater. PRONTO! (S.O.E) (Lights and sirens blare) Merc: HORRIFIC SONG SIGN, GUYS! LET'S GO! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- (Theater. Everyone sits in their normal seats. Ayeka sits beside Sabian.) Ashura: Well, welcome to Hell, Ayeka. Merc: Hope you enjoy you're stay. Ayeka: It can't be that bad. What are we seeing? >POKEMON JOHTO Ayeka: Oh, god. ::slumps in her seat:: Seiyuka: What's wrong? Ayeka: I have to watch it with Sasami EVERY morning. Now I have to watch it here. Sabian: Just be glad you didn't see what we saw. >(Starts out with a bunch of 'doodododo's) Merc: FINALLY! Someone admits what Pokemon is! All: YES! >Everybody wants to be a master Sabian: Of what? Ashura: Of riffing, of course! >Everybody want to show their skills Merc: Okay! ::Everyone attacks the screen again, but to no effect:: Ayeka: I hate this now. >Everybody wants to get there faster Ayeka: Anyone see the Fast Forward button? I want this to end faster. Seiyuka: Sorry, Eggman didn't put one here. Ayeka: Darn! >Make their way to the top of the hill Ashura: So they can roll down it really fast! >Each time, you try >Gonna get just a little bit better Sabian: Oh, yeah....SUUUUUUURE! Ayeka: If Ash said he was gonna be a master of it, how come he isn't it now? Ashura: Maybe he's too busy dissing Misty's love. Seiyuka: DON'T mention that again! Ashura: Sorry. >Each step, you take >is one more step up the ladder Sabian: Until someone pushes the ladder and you go falling like a rock! ::laughs manically at what he said:: Ayeka: ::to Seiyuka:: Is he always like this? ::Seiyuka nods:: >Chorus >It's a whole new world we live in Ashura: ::singing:: A whole new world.... ::Ayeka smacks Ashura:: Ayeka: NEVER sing Disney around an anime character! Ashura: ::Rubbing the back of his head:: Point taken....ow. >It's a whole new way to see Seiyuka: Cross-eyed? Ayeka: Eyes closed? Merc: Blind? >It's a whole new place >With a brand new attitude Ashura: ::movie commersial voice:: POKEMON! Now 100% more cuddly! Ayeka: Oh, god. Sasami would die of cute overdose! Sabian: Hey, Seiyuka. Wanna do some target practice? Seiyuka: Okay! ::Both leave through emergency exit.:: >But you still gotta catch 'em all >And be the best that you can be. Ashura: ::as Wolverine:: I'm the best at what I do. And what I do ain't pretty. Merc: Good impression, Ashura. Ayeka: Catch WHAT? Bugs? Diseases? Masses? Merc: Masses? Ayeka: Yeah. It's what Miss Washu made Ryoko with. ::Merc nodded:: >Pokemon Johto Ayeka: Thanks for telling us that pointless name. >Everybody wants to make a statement Merc: How about a complaint? Ayeka: Or a death threat? >Everyone wants to carve their mark ::Ayeka pulls out Merc's katana and starts carving on the floor:: Merc: Ayeka, WHAT are you doing? Ayeka: ::still carving:: Carving my mark, what else? Ashura: "Ayeka + Tenchi 4ever"? Allllllllllllllrighty, then. >To stand alone in the victory circle Ayeka: "Victory circle"? What is this: NASCAR or Pokemon? Ashura: I'd rather watch NASCAR anyday Merc: Hear,hear. >Stake their claim when the music starts Ayeka: ::singing:: Did you know that I am a Pioneer... Ashura: ::singing:: Open your heart, It's gonna be alright... Merc: I'd rather claim a steak. >Give it all, you got Merc: ::as Capt. Picard:: Engage! >You can be the very best ever Ayeka: ::as Dr. Evil:: Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.... >Take your best shot ::Everyone pulls out paintball guns and shoots the screen:: >What you will learn will come together Ashura: The phrase isn't 'Knowledge is power', it's 'Knowledge is super glue.' Merc: That's what they're saying! >CHORUS > It's a whole new world we live in ::Ayeka covers Ashura's mouth:: >It's a whole new way to see Ashura: ::pulling Ayeka's mouth off him:: They need contacts to go here. >It's a whole new place >With a brand new attitude Merc: When Dragonball Z visits the Pokemon world Ashura: Geez, the place would disappear if Vegeta met Mewtwo! Merc: Ayeka, you have the number to Capsule Corp.? Ayeka: Not on me, but I can check later. >But you still gotta catch 'em all >And be the best that you can be. All: HELL NO! (Door opens. All file out.) (S.O.E. Bridge. Ayeka and Merc are on the bridge.) Ayeka: ::Looking through phonebook:: Let's see....AH! Here we go! Capsule Corp.! Merc: Thanks, Ayeka! ::picks up nearby phone and dials it:: D**N! Busy. Ayeka: You can try again later. ::hears something bump:: What in the... ::Looks out window:: YAHHHH! MERC! THERE'S A HEAD OUT THERE! Merc: ::Looks out window:: Eww..., Oh, wait. Never mind. Pika-Porkchops for everyone! Ashura: ::Walking in:: What's up? ::Merc points to window. Ashura looks out and sees:: Oh, that. Eww... ::Turns green:: Sabian: ::Walking in with Seiyuka:: Man, that was awesome! Seiyuka: Yeah, and those spacesuits really work, too. Too bad we can't go back to Earth in them. ::Notices Egg-button flashing:: Heads up. Humpdy Dumpy's calling. ::pushes button:: (Deep Egg) Robotnik: Well, I see that you five escaped unscathed. How did'ja like it? (S.O.E. Everyone gives an okay sign) All: ::as Mr. Horse:: No, sir. We didn't like it! (Deep Egg) Robotnik: Great! I'll send you some more later! Toodles! ::Blinks out then back on:: (S.O.E) Sabian: I dunno about you guys, but I'm gonna hit the hay! Merc: I get top bunk! Sabian: Top bunk is MINE! :Both argue as they leave:: Ayeka: ::chuckles:: Boys. ::Sees Seiyuka and Ashura staring:: What's wrong? ::sees the screen:: Oh, dear. (Deep Egg. Robotnik is playing with....) Robotnik: ::annoying cute voice:: Aww, what a cute Togepi you are! When you grow up, I'm going to teach you to...::notices screen:: Oh, god! HOW DARE YOU?!?! GET IN THE THEATER NOW!!!!! ::puts in CD in drive:: Togepi: Toge! Toge! Toge-PRRRRRRRRRI! (S.O.E. Sirens blare) Ashura: We got.....BAD DBZ SONG SIGN?!?! Seiyuka and Ayeka: ? ::As they go through the doors, they shut behind them. Three seconds later, Sabian and Merc arrive:: Sabian: D**n! Too late! ::Hears horrific screams:: Merc: ::puts ear to door:: My god....get the med kits! Sabian: Why? Merc: We're gonna have some catatonic characters when their done. ::In the background, you can hear something like 'Dragon,Dragonball. DRAGONBALL Z!':: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- So ends the first episode of Mystery Anime Theater 2001. So that you'll have an idea on who's who, here's the profiles on Seiyuka, Ashura, Merc and Sabian. NAME: Seiyuka Jurai AGE: 18 SEX: Female BACKGROUND: She was born in a universe that could have existed. She is a clone with the blood of Son Goku, Princess Ayeka, and Tenchi Masaki in her. When a crisis brought the Z Warriors, the Masaki "family", Sonic and many others together, she joined them when Sonic was brutally murdered at her feet when he selflessly threw himself at a blast aimed at her. The threat now non-existant and everyone alive, Seiyuka now lives with Future(Mirai) Trunks in his timeline. NAME: Ashura Hedgehog AGE: 18 SEX: Male BACKGROUND: Not much of his past is known in the anime universe. In the real world, he was just a normal 18-year-old Senior in high school, when a twist of fate sent him into the animeverse. His powers have yet to be revieled. NAME: Merc AGE: 17 SEX: Male BACKGROUND: Like Ashura, his past is not known. He, too, was from the real world as a 17-year-old junior in high school when fate sent him into the animeverse. A bit of his power has been revieled, yet he uses a katana. NAME: Sabian Starwalker AGE: 17 SEX: Male BACKGROUND: He lives on a Earth where they are in peace. He, his sister, and his parents are the smartest in his universe. While he has no powers, he uses a high-powered plasma gun, an energy saber, and a katana. That's it for now! Will Ayeka, Ashura and Seiyuka survive their horrible ordeal or will they left vegetables? And who else will be put on the Satillite of Eggs? Find out with Episode 2: Contest of Champions Chapter 1! TTFN! Ashura Hedgehog -----------------------------------------------------------------------