Back on the bridge, the gang had resettled down from that installmentof the movie. Ashura had walked in with at least 20 boxes of large pizzas. "Here it is, guys! Dig in!" Ashura said, as he distributed the pizzasaround, the Saiyans getting most of them. Ryo-ohki had a special pizza for herself. "Man, you should of seen the look of the pizza boy when he saw who I was!" "Think that's funny? Every resturant we go to nearly goes bonkers when we order the all-you-can-eat buffet!" Trunks said. Seiyuka giggles. "That's nothing! Ryoko nearly blows up every resturant we go to foreven the slightest screw-up on her order!" Sasami said after swallowing a bite of her pizza. "Ha! That's nothing! I'm considered to be Oscar-Meiyer's MVC!" Sonic said. "Y'know, we're going to regret this lunch sooner or later." Sabian said. He was right as the movie sign went off again. "Shoot! Let's go, guys!" (All take their normal seats) >61 INT. COMMAND CENTER - DAY 61 >Zordon is looking more decrepit than ever. Alpha inserts >tube into a make-shift electronic contraption. Ayeka: Washu he isn't! >ALPHA 5 >By bouncing ultra-high >frequencies off one of the >network satellites, I can send a >long-range pulsar signal to >within TWO FEET of the Rangers >coordinates. Sonic: Unfortunantly, that would give out their "secret location" to the US army! >ZORDON >(with difficulty) Sabian: Hard? Very Hard? Exreamely Hard? >... I just pray we're not too >late. >Alpha continues making adjustments. >ALPHA 5 >Let's give it a whirl. >He flicks a switch and the screen LIGHTS UP WITH STATIC. The >the same reporter we saw at the opening of the movie appears. Ashura: Wow, a TV that you stare at to get a hidden picture. >REPORTER >Angel Grove Police have been >fielding hundreds of calls from >concerned citizens as the number >of missing gersons continues to >grow Ayeka: The number of PERSONS, however.... >There's more STATIC, then IVAN APPEARS AS THE WIZARD. All: ::hum "We're off to see the Wizard":: >IVAN >Hi, folks, Ivan Ooze here. Merc: ::as Ooze:: And I suck! >ALPHA 5 >Ai, yi, yi, yi, yi >As Ivan speaks we see Mordant behind him waving into camera. Vegeta: ::as Mordant:: Hi Mom! >IVAN >Are you bored with your work? >Are you bored with your family >Are you bored with your 1ife >Well, come on down to Ooze City >and LET'S GET STICKY! Ashura: Uh, that didn't ryhime. >62 OMITTED 62 >63 EXT. ROCKY TERRAIN - DAY 63 >The group reaches the crest of a ridge -- off in the background >we can see the outline of the Nathadian Monolith. Trunks: Looks ugly. >DULCEA >The Monolith is there in the >distance. >The kids strain to get a better look. Seiyuka: ::as random Ranger:: I still can't see it. >DULCEA >This is as far as I can take you. >The kids are thrown by this. All: ::as if they were thrown:: WOAH! >KIMBERLY >You're leaving us?! Sasami: ::as Dulcea:: That's right! >DULCEA >I have taught you all that I >know. Now you must achieve the >Ninjetti on your own. Trunks: And since this is a SABAN movie, we know they will! >The kids share glances, not quite knowing what to say. Ayeka: ::as random Ranger:: Did you want to say something? Sonic: ::ditto:: No, did you? Sabian: ::ditto:: Not me. >DULCEA >It is said that once you've >reached the power... you have >only ten triacs to release it. >BILLY >What's a Triac? >DULCEA >About twenty seconds in your >time. Sonic: So, they would have...::counts on his fingers::....three minutes and twenty seconds to release it? What is this, a time attack? >TOMMY >And how do we release the power? >DULCEA >The legend goes that you release >the power with the power. Sasami: What does that mean? Ayeka: I have no idea. >ADAM >What does that mean! >DULCEA >That is a question that even I >cannot answer. Seiyuka: ::as Dulcea:: That's because you didn't phrase it into a form of a question. >(beat) >Remember, ten triacs. After that >something bad will happen. >KIMBERLY >Like...how bad? >Dulcea gives them a grim look. All girls: You die! >DULCEA >They say the power will throw off >a super-heated, radioactive >fireball, instantly reducing you >to ash and bits of charred bone. Vegeta: Hey, that's my Final Flash attack! >Aisha nods. >AISHA >That's pretty bad. >TOMMY >Thank you, Dulcea. For >everything. Sonic: IfyaknowwhatImean... Ayeka: Sonic, you're crossing the line! >Dulcea catches her hand and six Rangers put their hands on top >of hers. Sabian: Man, these body parts are on strike! >DULCEA >Ka'Alabas tor nartu En'Kata-Tay. All: 0_0' >(beat) >May your animals watch over you. All: Oh. >64 OMITTED 64 >65 EXT. CHEMICAL PLANT - DAY 65 Sonic: ::sigh:: Reminds me of my second adventure. >The sky above the chemical plant is BOILING WITH DARK CLOUDS. >56 INT. CHEMICAL PLANT - DAY 66 >The parents have finished assembling the STEEL TOWER -- thick >cables run from the base to the skeletal heads of Hornitor and >Scorpitron. Sabian: Jumper cables! >We see a group of parents fastening clear plastic pipes to the >skeletal feet -- the pipes are attached to the vat of ooze. Ayeka: Wow. Mechs that run on ooze. Still not as impressive as ships that run on trees. >Mordant videotapes Ivan as he struts past a giant mechanical >foot. Ashura: ::as Mordant:: I hope to see him do something stupid so I can win $10,000! >IVAN >Finally, after centuries of >waiting, my Ecto-Morphicon >machines are ready to take on the >world! Sonic: Bah! Those toys are nothing compared to what Eggman dishes out at me. >Mordant gets the camera a little too close to Ivan. All: EXTREME CLOSE-UP! >IVAN >GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE! Trunks: That's what we've been saying about this movie. >Ivan SWATS Mordant and the camera FLIES up through the air and >SMASHES against a wall. >MORDANT >Oh, man, that was a rental! Ayeka: You're a badguy. You're not supposed to worry about that. >ANGLE ON - FRED watching from behind a generator, an alarmed look >on his face. Ivan steps up onto a platform. Merc: ::as Baseball announcer:: Next up to bat....IVAN OOZE...waitasec! Didn't he already go up to bat? >IVAN >Mordant... let the ooze flow! Vegeta: ::as Ooze:: NO! NOT ALL OVER THE FLOOR! Ew. Someone get a mop! >Mordant pulls a lever and the OOZE SLITHERS THROUGH THE >PIPES AND STARTS FILLING OUT THE GIANT EXOSKELETONS. >IVAN >Goldar... the roof! Sonic: ::as Ooze:: The roof...Goldar! ::rimshot:: O_O ::as Dr. Evil:: I need a fat preist and a skinny priest! >Goldar presses a button and the roof of the plant ROLLS OPEN, >REVEALING THE TUMULTUOUS SKIES ABOVE. >IVAN >Looks like a fine day for raising >HELL! Sabian and Merc: Hear! Hear! >Ivan holds his arms up to the heavens. Sasami: And knocks out everyone in the building! >IVAN >HECALE MENNIPUS LIBRI MAGUS! Ashura: ?! Translation? >THE SKY CRACKLES WITH THUNDER AND A JAGGED BOLT OF LIGHTNING >STREAKS DOWN, ZAPS THE METAL TOWER SENDING UP AN ENORMOUS >ERUPTION OF SPARKS! >IVAN >Bullseye! >ELECTROMAGNETIC CHARGES TRAVEL THE LENGTH OF THE CABLES AND HIT >HORNITOR AND SCORPITRON WITH SEARING BLASTS OF ENERGY. Sabian: Told 'ja they were jumper cables! >IVAN >LIFE!! Give my creatures LIFE! Ashura: ::as Dr. Frankenstein:: IT'S ALIVE! >Mordant admires Ivan. >MORDANT >This guy is the King! Vegeta: Of evil? No, that belonged to my father! >Now the most amazing thing of all happens... Seiyuka: The movie ends! >The SCINTILLATING BEHEMOTHS AWAKE FROM THE DEAD, THEIR EYES AND >MOUTHS OPENING, THEIR ARMS REACHING UPWARD. The beasts ROAR >OUT IN THUNDEROUS RAGE. Sonic: ::as robots:: OW! STOP SHOCKING ME! >Mordant's HAIR LITERALLY STANDS ON END -- he quickly retreats >behind a drum. Merc: I wish I had a pair of drumsticks... >FRED looks on in horror. >IVAN >PARENTS OF ANGEL GROVE. All of them turn their attention to Ivan. All: ::as parents:: Yes.... >IVAN >YOU HAVE SERVED YOUR PURPOSE. >NOW YOU WILL RETURN TO THE >CONSTRUCTION SITE AND LEAP TO >YOUR DEMISE! >The parents just stand there with blank expressions. All: Duhrrrrr..... >IVAN >What're you waiting for??... Sonic: For you to say "Simon Says..." >Goldar taps him on the shoulder and he spins around. Trunks: Round and round he goes,... >IVAN >What! >GOLDAR >You forgot to say 'Simon says." ::Everyone looks at Sonic:: Vegeta: You looked ahead, didn't you? Sonic: ::shocked:: No! Vegeta: Admit it! >Ivan shakes his head dismally. Seiyuka: ::as Ooze:: I hate my life! >67 EXT. ROPE BRIDGE - DAY 67 >The Rangers crest a hill and Adam, who's in the lead, suddenly >drops down - the others following suit. All: ::as if they are falling:: AHHHHH!!!!! >They peer over the ridge -- their eyes wide. Sabian: ::as random Ranger:: WOW! Two frogs in heat! >Before them, a tenuous rope bridge leads to a vast rock landing. >The ocean RAGES BELOW. Merc: I hope they die. >On top of the island is the Nathadian Monolith. It's a mind- >boggling wonder from another time and place. >Between the Rangers and the bridge, the Tengu Warriors are on >patrol. All: ::singing:: Oh-we-oh! YO HO! >KIMBERLY >Man, these are the last guys I >wanted to see. Ayeka: Yeah, right. >AISHA >Whadda we do now? Sabian: Give up? >Kimberly surveys the area. Sasami: ::as Kim:: What's your name? How old are you? Do you like to eat beans.... >BILLY >That's the only way to the >Monolith... >ROCKY >We can take these guys! Sonic: On a date! >Tommy pulls all of them into a huddle. >68 EXT. ROPE BRIDGE - DAY 68 Sabian: Here they go again repeating themselves... >The Tengu are on full alert. One of them hears something, >snaps around, there's nothing there. Ayeka: ::as Tengu:: Must have been the voices in my head. >Another Tengu looks down as a frog hops between his leg. He >SCREECHES and STOMPS down his taloned foot, missing the >creature by inches. Seiyuka: ::as Tengu:: AAAH! A FROG! GETITAWAYGETAWAY! >We hear a CAW and the Queen Tengu squints as she spots a falcon >circling in the sky above. The Queen is perched on top of a 20 >foot rock face. She looks around hesitantly. Trunks: ::as Queen:: I wanna lay an egg, but there's people all around! >Now the Rangers ATTACK, some of them LUNGING OFF ROCKS, others >BURSTING out of crevices, others coming over the walls. Vegeta: STOP COPYING THE SABAIMEN! >Billy wields his WHISTLING sticks -- misses several times, then >starts BASHING and THWACKING the feathered beasts. Ashura: Oh! Haha! Turn! Guard! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Thrust! >The Queen SHOOTS A LASER BLAST from her eyes -- it EXPLODES >before Tommy. Sonic: ::as Cyclops:: Optic Blast! >Kimberly battles another Tengu and the creature forces her back >on to the rickety bridge. Merc: Here's hoping they BREAK the bridge! >The Queen FIRES ANOTHER BLAST. Sonic: ::as Cyclops:: Behold! Optic Blast! Ashura: Alright, no more "Marvel vs. Capcom 2" for you, Sonic! Sonic: Aw, man! >ROCKY >LOOK OUT! >Rocky DIVES, knocking Aisha away from the bolt. >Adam and one of the Tengu circle each other warily. >ADAM >The frog silently assesses its >target, then strikes out... >Suddenly the Tengu is HURTLED BACKWARD TEN FEET THROUGH THE >AIR. We didn't even see Adam move. Vegeta and Trunks: STOP STEALING STUFF FROM OUR SHOW!!! Ayeka: ::to Sasami:: At least they haven't stole stuff from our show. >ADAM >... in the blink of an eye. >Tommy steps up behind a Tengu. >TOMMY >Yo, Tweety! Ashura: ::as Tweety Bird:: I tawt I taw a puddy Tommy! >The Tengu turns around and Tommy WHALLOPS HIM WITH A SPINNING- >HEEL KICK. A Tengu faces down Aisha and she goes into a bear >stance. >AISHA >The bear is sturdy as a towering >tree. Nothing can uproot it. >The Tengu CHARGES LIKE A BULL, SLAMS INTO AISHA. She holds >fast and the bird EXPLODES INTO A CLOUD OF FEATHERS. All: O_O >AISHA >Bye, bye birdy. >Kimberly continues balancing precariously on the bridge as she >EXCHANGES BLOWS with her foe. >She finally drops into a crane stance... then just like Dulcea >she LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR, EXECUTES A BRUTAL SPINNING HELL KICK >and sends the birdman TUMBLING OFF THE BRIDGE. Vegeta: Is it me, or is the Power Rangers exibiting the signs of a SI character? Others: The former. >In a movement that seems to defy gravity, she lands perfcctly >back on the swinging bridge. >KIMBERLY >Hasta la Pasta, Bigbird! All: IT'S "HASTA LA VISTA, BABY"! >Billy swings his sticks, BASHES one of the Tengu in the beak -- >the creature EXPLODES INTO A CLOUD OF FEATHERS! >BILLY >AIM FOR THEIR BEAKS! Seiyuka: Yeah, like Zedd's old Putties! Sonic: ::sing-songy:: Seiyuka liiiiikes Power Rangers! Seiyuka: So? At least I didn't have a stupid actor do my voice! Sonic: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW JAELLE WHITE WOULD DO MY VOICE FOR THOSE CARTOONS?! Besides, you don't HAVE A SHOW! Seiyuka: So? >Tommy reaches the top of a rack. He sees a Tengu making a >KAMIKAZE DIVE TOWARD KIMBERLY. TOMMY DIVES, SOARING THIRTY >FEET THROUGH THE AIR -- HE INTERCEPTS THE TENGU AND THEY SPIN >TOWARD EARTH TOGETHER. They HIT the ground and EXCHANGE BLOWS >AS THEY FALL OVER ONE ANOTHER. Vegeta: Remind me to destroy Saban when this is over. >Rocky SLAMS another Tengu in the beak, KABLAM -- the creature >is OBLITERATED. >Tommy LEAPS INTO THE AIR, NAILS two Tengu in the beaks. They >BOTH BURST IN AN EXPLOSION OF FEATHERS. All: SQWAAAAK! >The Queen shoots another BOLT OF ENERGY -- a rock EXPLODES, >SHOWERING THE KIDS WITH SHRAPNEL. Aisha turns to Rocky. >AISHA >It's up to you. >Rocky takes a deep breath, goes into a crouch position. ::All make fart noises on their arms:: >Incredibly he SCALES THE WALL IN THE SAME WAY HE WENT UP THE >POLE. HE FLIPS OVER THE TOP and lands right before the Queen >Tengu. He looks her dead in the eye. >ROCKY >Polly wanna cracker? Ashura: Sorry, we already ate. >With that, he executes a devastating SPINNING-HEEL KICK and the >Queen BURSTS INTO OBLIVION. >KIMBERLY >ALL RIGHT, ROCKY! Sonic: ::as Rocky:: ADRIANNNN!! >Instantly, the remaining Tengu retreat, SQUAWKING and CAWWING in >rage. The kids turn to eaeh other, sharing in a moment of triumph. >ADAM >WE DID IT!! >72 EXT. ANGEL GROVE TOWER - DAY 72 >We're on top of a high tower overlooking the entire city >There's a BURST OF PURPLE SMOKE ::all cough from the smoke:: >-- Ivan, Mordant and Goldar >appear. Ivan looks out on the city, holds up his arms >theatrically. ::all do Ginyu Force poses:: >IVAN >ANGEL GROVE... I'D LIKE TO >INTRODUCE YOU TO A COUPLE OF MY >NEAREST AND DEAREST FRIENDS... >HORNITOR! All: STOP SCREAMING! >HORNITOR APPEARS on the street ROARING like a fiend. His >enormous foot DROPS DOWN AND CRUSHES A CAR INTO OBLIVION. Vegeta: ::sarcastic:: Oh, that's a way to bring fear into the citizens. >IVAN >And his trimetallic partner in >crime... SCORPITRON!! Sasami: Wasn't Scorpitron a Transformer? Ashrua: No, I think that was Scorpinok. >SCORPITRON APPEARS on the street and BASHES IN THE SIDE OF A >BUILDING, SENDING GLASS AND DEBRIS EVERYWHERE. Vegeta: Okay, that's better. >IVAN >THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!!! All: ::singing:: The boys are back in town, the boys are back in town. >GOLDAR >GO IVAN!! Ashura: IVAN WON THE SUPER BOWL! >Mordant turns to Ivan and throws his arms up in jubilation. Ayeka: Put them down! >MORDANT >LONG LIVE THE BOOGER MAN! >73 INT. COMMAND CENTER - DAY 73 >Zordon, now barely alive, Sasami: ::in Tsunami's voice:: YAY! ::Sasami covers her mouth. Sonic and Ayeka's eyes bug out.:: >watches as Alpha makes more >adjustments to his contraption. >ALPHA 5 >That should do it. we won't be >able to hear them, but they >SHOULD be able to hear us. >(beat) >Here goes. >There's STATIC and then we see the reporter again. Sonic: ::as Alpha:: Uh, that's not how it's supposed to work. >NEWS REPORTER >... the Mayor has declared a >state of emergency and asked that >the city be immediately >evacuated. He has reiterated the >need for everyone to remain calm. >We see images of PEOPLE SCREAMING THEIR GUTS out as they >CLAMBER PAST CAMERA. Sonic: Some calm. >NEWS REPORTER >Angel Grove has never before >known such a crisis and we can >now only pray for the swift >arrival of the Power Rangers! Ayeka: I hope they don't make it. >ALPHA 5 >Ay, yi, yi, yi! >Zordon speaks in a whisper. >ZORDON >... Alpha, keep trying! Vegeta: ::as Zordon:: to get ahold of Kevorkian. >74 74 >thru OMITTED thru >75 75 >75A EXT. MONOLITH - DAY 75A >The kids climb up on top of the rock bluff -- before them is a >huge black Monolith. Ashura: Looks like that big black thing from "2001: A Space Oddissy". >There's all sorts of charred bones and >skeletons strewn around it, some of them human, some of them >alien. Sonic: ::freaking out:: OH, MY GOD! THERE'S A HEDGEHOG THERE! Vegeta: ::ditto:: AND A OOZARU! Ayeka: ::ditto:: AND A JURAIAN! >They approach the massive block, stand before it in awe struck >silence. In the middle of the Monolith there's a large circle >with the six animals of the Ninjetti carved into it. Sabian: And...we have plot closure! >ROCKY >... The Nathadian Monolith... >Kimberly looks at all the bones -- instinctively puts her hand >on her animal symbol. Vegeta: She's touching herself... Bulma's voice: ::angry:: WHEN YOU GET BACK, YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER!!! >KIMBERLY >I guess these guys weren't so >lucky. >A few of the kids walk around the Monolith, examining it more >closely. Sonic: ::examining:: Hmm. Seems that there are some caveman drawings on there. Ayeka: That or Mihoshi got there first. >AISHA >We've come all this way for a >rock wall?! Trunks: Yep! >BILLY >There should be a way to open it. Merc: Oh, sure. Like there's gonna be a hidden door or something >Billy &;Tommy latch their hands over the block, searching for >an opening. >BILLY >... Nothing. >ROCKY >Release the power with the power. >Rocky steps back, THROWS HIS SHOULDER into the Monolith with a >THUMP, winces in pain. Merc: Stupid... >AISHA >Not that kind of power. >The kids exchange discouraged looks. Vegeta: ::sarcastically:: Oh, cry us a river... >BILLY >... There has to be something >we're missing. Sonic: Yeah. Basic intelligence! >The kids look crestfallen. >ROCKY >It can't end like this... Ayeka: Yes, it can. >Suddenly a SIZZLE OF ELECTRICITY forms in front of them. Sasami: It's Pikachu! >KIMBERLY >What NOW! >The kids mouth's fall open as... a HOLOGRAPHIC IMAGE OF >ZORDON'S WITHERED FACE APPEARS. He speaks in a barely >audible voice. Sonic: Looks like Alpha has the volume down low. >ZORDON >Rangers... Ivan has invaded the >city... time is running out... >Zordon's image FLICKERS a few times then STABILIZES again. >ZORDON >Each of you are now in possession >of miraculous skills... but only >when the six become one will you >have the strength to harness the >Great Power. Sabian: Mm-hmm. Sure. >His IMAGE FLICKERS then FADES AWAY. All: Good ridance! >KIMBERLY >ZORDON!! >Billy studies the circle with zealous eyes. >TOMMY >Six become one... the combined >forces of the Ninjetti. >ROCKY >Strength in numbers!! >They silently assemble in a line, all of them interlock: >hands. ::all of them hum the Whoville Christmas Song:: >They face the Monolith with fire in their eyes. Sasami: Then, someone better put it out! >BILLY >I am the wolf, cunning and swift! Vegeta and Trunks: We are the Super Saiyan, fierce and unstoppable! >KIMBERLY >I am the crane, agile and >sublime! Sonic: I am the hedgehog, fast and more agile than a crane. >AISHA >I am the bear, stalwart and bold! Ayeka: I am the first Juraian princess, beautiful and powerful. >ADAM >I am the frog, quick as >lightning! Merc and Sabian: We are fluffy and bug killers, nutty as hell. >ROCKY >I am the mighty ape! Sasami and Seiyuka: We are cute! Ryo-Ohki: Miya! >TOMMY >And I am the Falcon, Winged Lord >of the Sky! Ashura: And I am a fanboy, quilled Lord of Pointless Information. >RANGERS >WE... ARE THE NINJETTI!!! All: WE...ARE THE MSTERS!!! Ryo-ohki: ::at the same time:: Miya...MEOW MI-YAOH! >A mysterious HALO OF LIGHT SHROUDS the Rangers and they dissapear >INTO THIN AIR. Sonic: ::looks around:: Aw, dammit! It didn't happen to us! >75B OMITTED 75B Sabian: That's the scene where we come in and kick their asses for stealing OUR Great Power! >75C INT. MONOLITH - DAY 75C >The kids BURST THROUGH A WALL OF LIGHT and come down together >inside a vast cavern. There's a pyramid shaped steel object in >the center of the room, a RADIANT LIGHT SHINING FROM IT. ::All put on sunglasses:: >AISHA >What HAPPENED?! >ADAM >Where are we?! >BILLY >Of course! The power is of >another world. Another >dimension. >KIMBERLY >WE'VE GOT TEN TRIACS BEFORE WE'RE >TOAST!! >ROCKY >That's twenty seconds!! Seiyuka: Hold on! STOP THE SCRIPT! Sonic: What's up? Seiyuka: Now THIS has to be the biggest plot hole in existance! Vegeta: Alright, kid. Explain. Seiyuka: Okay, future Father-in-Law. ::Vegeta grumbles. Seiyuka clears her throut:: Alright, now earlier, Dulcea told the kids that they had ten triacs before they were dead meat, and she said a triac equalled twenty seconds. According to Sonic, 10 triacs equalled three minutes and twenty seconds. Ayeka: Continue. Seiyuka: Now besides the fact that the scriptwriters are a bunch of druggies, there are two possible reasons why they only have that long of a time frame. Either they spent the last three minutes outside trying to get in and talking to Zordon, or Dulcea has no idea how to tell time. Others: Dulcea has no idea how to tell time. Ashura: By the way, nice rant. >The kids advance toward the pyramid. >TOMMY >Release the power WITH the power. >AISHA >What does that mean?! Vegeta: Our heros, ladies and gentlemen. >Adam notices their symbols are glowing. >BILLY >Our SYMBOLS. Ashura: Wait...Adam notices their symbols glowing, yet BILLY mentions it. >The kids ogle the radiant emblems. Kimberly takes hold of hers >and it COMES OFF in her hand -- there's a mirror on the other >side. >ROCKY >Ten seconds and counting!! Sonic: ::as Rocky:: Give or take three minutes! >KIMBERLY >It's some kind of mirror! >Kimberly looks at her reflection and primps her hair. ::Everyone facefaults:: Ayeka: They're gonna die, and all she can do is primp her hair? Vegeta: Once again, our heros, ladies and gentlemen. >The >other's remove their symbols. >AISHA >Release the power with the >power. >BILLY >I've got it! We use the mirrors >to reflect the light back into >itself!! Ayeka: Oh, god. Miss Washu would have figured it out in three seconds >ROCKY >THREE SECONDS!! Ayeka: Yes, three seconds. >TOMMY >LET'S DO IT!? Sabian: ::as Tommy:: Or how about we don't? >All of them turn their mirrors toward the pyramid. A BEAM OF >LIGHT SHOOT FROM THE POWER; INTO THE MIRRORS AND BACK IN TO THE >POWER. >We hear a RUMBLING SOUND as the earth starts to SHAKE. The >Rangers look to each other, horrified. ::a fart rings out across the theater. Ashura's face turns red.:: Ashura: Sorry, grease and my stomach does NOT mix. Ayeka: God, I'm gonna be sick! Ashura: Gas masks are underneath you seats if you need them >Then everything falls still and silent... and then a miracle >happens. Sabian: Ashura's fart KILLS THE RANGERS! Ashura: I wish. >We hear a HARMONIOUS, OTHERWORLDLY CHORUS as the pyramid OPENS >UP, REVEALING THE MOST GLORIOUS SOURCE OF LIGHT IN THE >UNIVERSE. Sasami: It's just the light crew with a big searchlight. >The kids shield their eyes from the brilliance, all of them >wearing wonder-struck expressions. >SIX BEAMS OF COLORED LIGHT SHOOT OUT AND HIT EACH OF THE >RANGERS... AND THEIR POWER RANGERS UNIFORMS MATERIALIZE ON >THEM! Their visors are clear so we can see their faces. All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*GASP!*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! >TOMMY >WE HAVE THE GREAT POWER!! Ayeka: Whoopie. >Now the symbols in their hands TRANSFORM INTO... Sonic: Thin air! >ROCKY >NEW POWER COINS!! >BILLY >OUR MORPHERS ARE ON LINE! Ashura: AOL! Merc: MSN! Trunks: NETSCAPE! >AISHA. >WE DID IT!! >ADAM >HANG ON, ANGEL GROVE. >KIMBERLY >WE'RE ON OUR WAY! Sabian: Thanks for the warning. >They hit their communicators -- they instantly TRANSFORM INTO >SIX IRIDESCENT COLUMNS OF COLOR AND BLAST OFF. All: ::as Team Rocket:: LOOKS LIKE THE RANGERS ARE BLASTING OFF AGAIN! >75D EXT. MOUNTAIN SIDE / PHAEDOS - DAY 75D >Dulcea and Snoggle watch as the COLUMNS OF COLOR streak away >from the planet, leaving behind a RAINBOW with the six colors >of the Power Rangers. >SNOGGLE >Spherhlegnu. >DULCEA >Yes, Snoggle... they now have the >Great Power of the Ninjetti! Seiyuka: ::as Dulcea:: They'll suck even more now. >76 EXT. GEORGE STREET - NIGHT (OLD SC 75B) 76 >We see the mass of parents as they march intently down a dark >city street. >76A EXT. ANGEL GROVE PARK - ERNIE'S - NIGHT (OLD SC 64) 76A Sabian: Well, that last scene was pointless >Ernie's is packed with crazed kids and teenagers who are >ripping the place apart. Merc and Sabian: COOL! >Bulk and Skull watch while gorging themselves on pizza. >BULK >There goes the neighborhood. >SKULL >A real shame. Vegeta: Yep, it's a real shame, don'cha know? >Suddenly Fred appears and shouts out. >FRED >EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP! >The place falls silent. >FRED >You've been brainwashed! This >Ivan is no Wizard. He's some >kind of DEMON! Sasami: ::as Fred:: He's Haim Saban in disguise! >KID #4 >Shut up, squirt. >KID #3 >You can't talk that way about our >leader. >Enraged, they move in on Fred. >FRED >You gotta believe me -- he's >EVIL! >The crowd gets angrier. They move closer... Fred gulps with >fear... glancing around for help, he notices a HOSE. He lunges >for it, cranks on the water, and TURNS IT ON THE CROWD! >SPLASH! They get SPRAYED DOWN! Sonic: I wanna say "WET SHIRT CONTEST!", but you have to remember, they're still kids. >Suddenly -- they stop in their tracks, slowly blinking, >confused. The spell is broken. We hear: "What's going on ?!" >"What am I doing here?!", etc. Sabian: Or how about, "What the hell?" "Why the hell am I here?" >FRED >Listen to me! Our parents are in >danger! If we don't help them >they're going to be killed! Merc: ::as random kid:: So? >He hurries off. A few follow him, then a few more... until >pretty soon everybody joins him. Bulk and Skull share a look. >SKULL >What about the pizza? Ayeka: Their parents are gonna die, and all they can think about is their pizza? >Bulk considers the dilemma. >BULK >We could take it with us. Ayeka: That works, too. >Skull nods, relieved. They gather up the pizza and move off >after the others. >77 OMITTED 77 >78 INT. COMMAND CENTER - NIGHT 78 >The Rangers MATERIALIZE in the Command Center with their >helmets off. ::all cover their faces:: >AISHA >ALPHA?! >Alpha approaches, speaks in an anguished voice. >ALPHA 5 >Rangers... I'm afraid you're too >late. Trunks: ::as Alpha:: You missed Letterman. >AISHA >What?! >ALPHA 5 >Zordon... he's gone. Sasami: ::with Tsunami's voice:: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT PAYING ME! >The Rangers are too stunned to speak. They approach Zordon's >lifeless form looking absolutely devastated. Vegeta: ::uncorking some wine:: Huh? What? Merc: ::grabbing some hidden beer cases:: Were we supposed to cry or something? >KIMBERLY >... This can't be... >They stare at Zordon with gut-wrenching expressions. They're >utterly defeated. ::All begin to party:: >Eventually, Tommy looks to the others and speaks in a fervent >voice. >TOMMY >"To those who possess the Great >Power... all things are >possible." ::all stop partying:: Merc: Oh, no! They're gonna bring him back with the power of love! >The kids gradually exchange zealous looks. They form a circle >around Zordon and interlock hands. >They close their eyes, bow their heads... Sonic: Our father, who art thou in heaven.... >After a long moment, a SHIMMERING ENERGY BEGINS TO FLOW DOWN >FROM THE RANGERS, INTO ZORDON'S ASTRAL FORM. >Zordon grows BRIGHTER and BRIGHTER and then there's a DAZZLING, >STROBOSCOPIC EXPLOSION. ::all put on sunglasses again:: >When the LIGHT FADES WE SEE THE COMMAND CENTER BACK IN ITS >ORIGINAL, PRISTINE FORM. ::All begin to throw temper tantrums:: >Zordon's youthful face once again looks down from within his >pillar of light, his eyes filled with a fierce pride. >RANGERS >ZORDON!! >ZORDON >Welcome back, kids. >ADAM >It's good to be back. >Alpha jumps up and down like a child. Sasami: ::as bratty Alpha:: I WANNA TOY! I WANNA TOY! >ALPHA 5 >HE'S ALIVE! HE'S ALIVE! >KIMBERLY >We thought you... >ZORDON >It's good to see you again, too. All: Not us! >Alpha sees the Ecto-Morphicon machines on the VIEWING GLOBE. >ALPHA 5 >AI, YI, YI, YI, YI Ivan s Ecto- >Morphicon machines are leveling >the city! Sabian: COOL! >ROCKY >We've got news for you, Ivan... >TOMMY >The Power Rangers are BACK IN >BUSINESS!! >They TELEPORT out. >79 EXT. ANGEL GROVE TOWER - NIGHT 79 >CLOSE ON IVAN as he TURNS INTO CAMERA, a startled look on his face. Seiyuka: ::as startled Ooze:: The movie's almost over?! >IVAN >I... SMELL... Ashura: ::as Ooze:: ....really bad! >He looks down on the street as the COLUMNS OF LIGHT SHOOT DOWN >AND THE POWER RANGERS APPEAR. >IVAN >(outraged) >POWER RANGERS! >80 EXT. CITY STREETS 80 >The Rangers watch as Hornitor and Scorpitron come THUNDERING >down the street toward them. >KIMBERLY >What're THOSE?! Ayeka: For a brunette, she's certantly ditzy! >We hear Alpha on Tommy's wrist communicator. >ALPHA 5 (V. 0.) >Rangers, call for your new animal >Zords! >TOMMY >Let's DO it! Ashura: ::as Beavis:: Yeah! WE'RE GONNA SCORE! >One after another they click their new coins into their >morphers and go into their stances. ::Ginyu Force poses again:: >KIMBERLY >NINJA CRANE ZORD! Sonic: METAL SONIC! >BILLY >NINJA WOLF ZORD! Vegeta: PERFECT CELL! >AISHA >NINJA BEAR ZORD! Ayeka: MECHA WASHU! >ADAM >NINJA FROG ZORD! Merc: ZERO! >ROCKY >NINJA APE ZORD! Ashura: GUNDAM DEATHSCYTHE HELL! >TOMMY >NINJA FALCON ZORD! Trunks: THE ANDROIDS! >From the sky, the six new ANIMAL ZORDS BURST FORTH LIKE >THUNDERING, MECHANICAL GODS. The Rangers look up at the >TOWERING ASSAULT VEHICLES in awe. Sonic: WOW! WE DID IT! LOOK! Vegeta: I can't believe it! >81 INT. COCKPITS 81 >We see VARIOUS SHOTS of the Rangers DROPPING INTO their >respective cockpits. All: ::as random Rangers::OW! Ouch! My hinder! >81A EXT. MONORAIL STATION - NIGHT (OLD SC 69) 81A >Fred, Bulk and Skull watch a sleek monorail pulling in. Skull >talks with a mouth full of pizza. >SKULL >Look, kid, I don't think you >realize who you're dealing with. Ayeka: Ew! See-food! >FRED >I don't think he realizes who >HE'S dealing with. >The train glides to a complete stop and the doors SLIDE OPEN . >FRED >EVERYBODY ON BOARD! >The youngsters pile through the doors, quickly filling up the >entire monorail. Trunks: Man, there must be alot of kids there. >81B EXT. CITY STREET 81B >The parents round a corner, advance down the street like machines. Sonic: And Saban brings us another pointless scene. >82 EXT. THE ECTO-MORPHICON MACHINES 82 >ATTACK WITH A RELENTLESS FEROCITY. There's all kinds of >CRASHING and BASHING and EXPLOSIONS! >There's a BLAM, BLAM, BLAM as Scorpitron REPEATEDLY FIRES his >cannon arm at the Bear Zord, who in turn DEFLECTS THE VOLLEYS. Merc: Great, now they're ripping off MegaMan! >Hornitor shoots a BLAST from it's stinger, the Crane Zord >dodges the FIERY ERUPTION. >KIMBERLY (V. O.) >Nice try, Pinhead! >Scorpitron repeatedly KICKS at the Frog Zord with it's BLADED >FEET, SENDING UP OSCILLATORY DISCHARGES, at the same time >SLASHING WITH IT'S LETHAL CLAWS. Ashura: How is that possible? >ADAM (V. O.) >Somebody back me up, here! All: ::as other Rangers:: NO! >Hornitor BORES IT'S DRILL ARM INTO THE APE ZORD, SENDING >EXPLOSIONS OF SPARKS. >ROCKY (V. O.) >These things are FEROCIOUS! >The Bear Zord CHARGES HORNITOR and the two Mastodons go >CRASHING BACKWARD. Ashura: What are they: Robots or Mastodons? >AISHA (V.O.) >The bear kicks butt! >Hornitor SEARS Ashura: HECHTS! Vegeta: SAM GOODIES! Sasami: TOYS R US! >the Wolf Zord with it's needle-nose. In >retaliation, the Wolf Zord POUNCES, KNOCKING HORNITOR INTO THE >STREET. Now the Falcon Zord SWOOPS THROUGH THE AIR. All: ::singing:: With the greatest of ease! >TOMMY (V.O.) >Heads up! ::All look up:: >He FIRES BOOSTER ROCKETS, STRAFING SCORPITRON WITH AN INTENSE >FUSILLADE. Sonic: "Fusillade"? Sounds sick... >Hornitor gets back up -- the Ape Zord SWINGS DOWN FROM >BILLBOARD, RAMS HIM FEET FIRST, SENDS HIM CATAPULTING BACK. Ayeka: If it wasn't the hit, it was the odor. >ROCKY (V.O.) >Hope you've got a good mechanic. >Scorpitron FIRES A VOLLEY at the Frog Zord -- the Zord BOUNDS >THROUGH THE AIR, AVOIDING THE BLAST, COMES CRASHING DOW Sonic: See? This is why I never invest in stocks. Frog Zords always causing it to crash. Ayeka: That was weak. >ON TOP >OF SCORPITRON. >The Falcon Zord swoops in and blasts Scorpitron who BLOWS UP >INTO A BILLION FLAMING PARTICLES! Sonic: Scrach one bot. >KIMBERLY (V.O.) >WE GOT HIM!! >IVAN >(outraged) >These brats are ruining >EVERYTHING! Mordant and Goldar watch popeyed Ashura: Olive Oyled! Merc: Blutoed! Seiyuka: Whimpyed! >as IVAN'S BODY STRETCHES OUT >LIKE A HUGE PIECE OF GUM. ::Ashura shivers:: Trunks: What's wrong, Ashy? Ashura: Gum. Ick. >He STRETCHES and STRETCHES until his head BURSTS THROUGH THE >STOMACH OF SCORPITRON. Vegeta: Now they're ripping off Aliens! >We hear a resounding SNAP AS IVAN'S FEET ARE RELEASED FROM THE >ROOFTOP AND HIS ENTIRE BEING SPURTS INSIDE THE GIANT'S BELLY. >Now there's all sorts of GURGLING and SLURPING sounds as the >monster's face SHAPE-SHIFTS INTO IVAN'S FACE! Sabian: Now THAT'S UGLY! >He grins, revealing his silver tooth. Sonic: What's up with the tooth, anyway? >IVAN >Let's TANGO! >TOMMY (V.O.) >We need Ninja MEGAZORD POWER, >NOW! Merc: ::as Roger Smith:: BIG O! >There's amazing PYROTECHNICS AS FIVE ANIMAL ZORDS MERGE >TOGETHER AND TRANSFORM INTO THE NINJA MEGAZORD. Sonic: Damn, that's a big mess of a bot. >82A INT. COMMAND CENTER 82A >As Alpha watches the battle on the viewing globe, he does >little jig. Merc: Oh, please don't dance. >ALPHA 5 >GO, Rangers! GO, Rangers! GO, >Rangers! GO! >83 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 83 >The Rangers are side by side, each of them handling different >controls. Ashura: Here I'm hoping they'll screw up! >BILLY >ACTIVATING NINJA MEGAZORD BATTLE >MODE! >84 EXT. MAIN STREET 84 >There's plenty of GRINDING and SCRAPING as the MEGAZORD RISES >UP TO ITS FULL, TOWERING HEIGHT. Vegeta: Hmm...twenty feet. Pathetic. Sonic: C'mon! Lemme at 'em! >BILLY (V.O.) >All systems go! >KIMBERLY (V.O.) >This guy is messing with the >wrong teenagers! Seiyuka: He should mess with us! Sonic, Ashura and Merc: YEAH! >The behemoths CHARGE each other and the mother of all battles >begins. Ashura: But, we're not in the Middle East! ::rimshot:: AACK! >85 EXT. GREENWAY STREET - NIGHT 85 >The parents continue to advance through the city like robots. Vegeta: Another pointless scene. >86 OMITTED 86 >87 EXT. MAIN STREET - NIGHT 87 >The battle continues. Remarkably, these enormous machines pull >off DOUBLE PUNCHES, DROP KICKS, ROUNDHOUSE HOOKS, SPINBACK >KICKS -- YOU NAME IT! >KIMBERLY (V.O.) >ENGAGING KNUCKLE ROCKETS! Knuckles' Voice: AAARGH! I WANNA KILL THEM! I WANNA KILL THEM! All O_O" >BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM -- The Megazord STRAFES Ivan/Scorpitron >with EXPLODING MISSILES. >IVAN/COLOSSUS >Don't make me LAUGH! All: ::laugh:: >Ivan/Scorpitron SINGES the Megazord with a DEVASTATING LASER >BLAST, SENDING IT TUMBLING BACKWARD. >RANGERS (V.O.) >WHOOOAAAHH!! >The Falcon Zord SWOOPS IN, STRAFING Ivan/Scorpitron with >gunfire. Ivan/Scorpitron now turns to Angel Grove Tower and >grabs hold of it. Sabian: ::as Ooze:: MINE! >88 EXT. TOWER 88 >Mordant grabs on to Goldar. >GOLDAR >I'm outta here. >MORDANT >Wait for me! Sasami: ::as Mordant:: I WANT MY MOMMY! >Goldar TAKES FLIGHT with Mordant CLINGING DESPERATELY TO ONE OF >HIS LEGS. >GOLDAR >GET OFF ME! >MORDANT >BUT I'M YOUR COUSIN! >GOLDAR >SECOND COUSIN, THREE TIMES >REMOVED. NOW GET OFF ME! Ashura: Yeah, this isn't West Virginia! >89 EXT. MAIN STREET 89 >Ivan/Scorpitron RIPS THE TOWER OUT AND USES IT AS A SWORD TO >BATTLE THE MEGAZORD. >IVAN/SCORPITRON >UN GARDE! Sonic: Thanks for the warning. >The giant SWINGS THE TOWER, BATTERING THE MEGAZORD MERCILESSLY. All: Ha HA! >ROCKY (V.O.) >POWER SWORD, NOW! >The POWER SWORD DROPS FROM THE HEAVENS, PIERCES THE GROUND. Vegeta: IT'S THE SWORD OF THE GODS! >Megazord grips the handle, raises it to the sky. Merc: ::as He-Man:: I HAVE THE POWER! >ADAM (V.O.) >HIGH POWER ENGAGE! >The sword is STRUCK BY THUNDERBOLTS and now the behemoths SLASH >and PARRY WITH CATACLYSMIC BURSTS OF SPARKS. Ashura: ::hums Duel of the Fates:: >Ivan/Scorpitron takes a swing and the TOWER SMASHES INTO >MONORAIL, SHATTERING A TWENTY FOOT SECTION OF AN OVERPASS Ayeka: Oh, great. Now the kiddies are gonna die. >Ivan/Scorpitron continues backing the Megazord toward an >enormous power station. >IVAN/SCORPITRON >Time to recharge your batteries, >FLOWER Rangers! Sonic: SOUR Rangers! Vegeta: TOWER Rangers! Ashura: POTTY TRAINERS! Others: Ooh! Good one! >He takes a final, DEVASTATING BLOW, SENDS MEGAZORD HURTLING >THROUGH THE AIR AND DOWN INTO GIANT GENERATORS. All: WHEEE! >There's an APOCALYPTIC FIREWORKS DISPLAY AS TEN MILLION VOLTS >COURSE THROUGH MEGAZORD. >90 INT. COCKPIT 90 >The kids are SHOWERED WITH SPARKS - ELECTRICAL TENTACLES SPLAY >THROUGHOUT THE COCKPIT. Ashura: OH NO! NOT TENTACLES! THIS IS BECOMING A LEMON! Ayeka: ASHURA...::pulls out hammer::...NO....::reels back::.....BAKA! ::slams hammer into Ashura and knocks him out cold:: >RANGERS >WHOOAAAAAHHH!!! >90A OMITTED 90A Sabian: C'mon. Let's get outta here. ::All leave. Sasami drags Ashura's body:: Robotnik: Oh, no you don't! ::The group is teleported back to their seats:: You shall watch the rest NOW! >91 EXT. MEGAZORD 91 ::Ashura comes to:: >Rolls clear, SMOKE AND SPARKS SPITTING FROM ITS JOINTS. ::All begin spitting:: >BILLY (V.O.) >SYSTEM MALFUNCTION! >AISHA (V.O.) >OUR SEMI-CONDUCTORS ARE DOWN! >IVAN PICKS UP THE PROSTRATE MEGAZORD, RAISES IT OVER HIS HEAD AND THROWS >IT. All: WHEEE! >IVAN/COLOSSUS >NEXT STOP, ANGEL GROVE FIRST >NATIONAL! >He HURTLES THE MEGAZORD INTO A BUILDING with a sign that >"Angel Grove First National Bank". The ENTIRE SIDE OF THE >BUILDING IS DEMOLISHED. Sonic: Ooh, that's gotta hurt. Vegeta: Mass destruction. I like that. >TOMMY (V.O.) >One more blow like that and we're >HISTORY! Sonic: Waitasec! I thought he was in that bird mech? >92 EXT. THE MONORAIL 92 >Speeds around a bend. >93 INT. FRED 93 >Looks on in shock at the huge rupture in the tracks ahead. >FRED >EVERYBODY HANG ON!! Ashura: ::as Beavis:: WE'RE GONNA DIE! >He YANKS the emergency cord. It doesn't work! Ayeka: ::as Fred:: Oh, poo. >94 EXT. THE TRAIN 94 >The train heads for the jagged edge of the broken track. All: ::chanting:: DIE! DIE! DIE! >95 INT. FALCON ZORD COCKPIT >Tommy throws his collective forward. Sasami: Ew.... >TOMMY >The monorail is in trouble! I'm >going in! >98 EXT. THE MONORAIL 98 >has almost reached the rupture. Suddenly the Falcon Zord >SWOOPS IN AND FILLS THE RIFT. Trunks: And they rip off "Superman". >The monorail miraculously SLIDES across the back of the zord >and continues down the tracks. Sabian: Proof that Saban hates sad endings. >99 INT. MONORAIL 99 >Fred, Bulk, Skull and the hundreds of kids CHEER WILDLY. >We hear: "Right on!", "All right Power Rangers!", "Awesome!" All: ::cheering:: You suck! Go to hell! Bite me! >100 EXT. IVAN/COLOSSUS 100 >climbs up a ten story building like a mechanical King Kong. Sonic: Hey, look! It's Mario right behind him with a hammer! Merc: ::hums the Donkey Kong Hammer Theme:: >101 INT. COCKPIT 101 >The kids watch as Ivan reaches the top of the building, gazes >up at the stormy skies. >ROCKY >What's he doing?! Vegeta: He's gonna electrocute himself! >There's more SLURPING and BUBBLING AS HIDEOUS, BAT-LIKE WINGS >ERUPT FROM HIS BACK. >The wings FAN OUT and Ivan/Colossus DIVES INTO THE AIR AND >SOARS UP INTO THE HEAVENS. Ashura: ::singing:: I wanna fly HIGH, so I can reach the highest of all the heavens....::Sonic whallops Ashura with Ayeka's hammer:: Sonic: Don't you sing Tails' theme here! >BILLY >Let's go after him!! >102 INT. FALCON ZORD COCKPIT 102 >TOMMY >Ultra Ninja Megazord complete! >103 EXT. MEGAZORD 103 >The Falcon Zord SWOOPS down and latches on to the back of the >Megazord. Now the Megazord GLOWS WITH A TRANSCENDENTAL >LUMINESCENCE and GLORIOUS WINGS SPREAD OUT FROM IT'S BACK. All: ::monotone:: Ooh. Ahh. >104 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 104 >Tommy DROPS INTO a seat beside the other Rangers. Sasami: ::as Tommy: OW! My rear! >TOMMY >I'm in! >BILLY >LET'S FLY! >Billy throws a switch. Trunks: Out the window! >105 EXT. MEGAZORD 105 >The Megazord TAKES TO THE AIR with the grace of an Eagle. Seiyuka: But, they're powered by a falcon. ::rimshot again:: >106 EXT. CITY STREET 106 >Fred, Bulk, Skull and the entourage of kids come rushing toward >the construction site. They can see the parents heading toward >the drop off. Sabian: ::as random kid:: That's what they get for giving me broccoli! >FRED >There they are! >BULK >They're heading for the cliff! >SKULL >That's gotta be an eighty foot >drop! >KID #3 >Whadda we do?! Merc: Let them die! >Fred thinks for a moment, his eyes settling on a large tanker >truck. >FRED >FOLLOW ME!! Sonic: ::singing:: Follow me, set me free, trust me and we will escape from the city....::Ashura whallops Sonic with his own hammer:: Ashura: I just happen to like City Escape's theme, thank you very much! >107 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 107 >Billy fixes on a screen. >ADAM >We've got him locked! Ayeka: ::as Adam:: And he doesn't have the keys to his house! >BILLY >Speed? Merc: Nah, I prefer morphine, thank you. >AISHA >1600 m.p.h. and increasing! Sonic: THAT'S NOTHING! >TOMMY >Everybody hold on tight. We're >gonna send this sucker into >OBLIVION! >108 EXT. SKY 108 >KAPAOW!!! Sasami: BIFF! Trunks: POW! Seiyuka: KABLAM! >SPARKS EXPLODE AND METAL CRUNCHES AS THE TWO GIANTS GO >CATAPULTING OFF INTO OUTER SPACE. Sonic: ::makes springing sounds:: >109 INT. SNOW GLOBE / ZEDD'S PALACE 109 >Zedd and Rita are now half-buried in snow, both of them blue in >the face. As usual, Rita is ranting away. ::all put on earplugs:: >RITA >You call yourself a hell-hound?! >A basset hound is more like it. >If you were a real outlaw you >would've gotten me out of this >blizzard HOURS ago! >Zedd shakes his head in misery. ::all pull out earplugs from their ears:: >ZEDD >This is the last time I marry a >witch. Vegeta: You said it! >Zedd and Rita react as they see Ivan/Colossus and Megazord >shooting out into the stars. >RITA >It's Ivan and the Megazord!! Sonic: Is that anything like Smokey and the Bandit? >110 EXT. OUTER SPACE 110 >The two behemoths HURTLE THROUGH SPACE while POUNDING, SLASHING >and RIPPING at each other. >IVAN/COLOSSUS >NOTHING can defeat the Powers of >Darkness! Ayeka: Just let Lord Tenchi go at it with the Light Hawk Wings and he'll beat you. >Now Ivan/Colossus goes to town on Megazord. WHOMP! THWACK! >CRUNCH! He SMASHES the machine mercilessly. Ashura: Keep smashing! >111 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 111 >The cockpit fills with smoke, SPARKS erupt from panels, >EMERGENCY LIGHTS FLASH. All: WE GOT MOVIE SIGN! >BILLY >WE'RE BREAKING UP! Merc: At last! They're going the way of the Beatles! >112 EXT. OUTER SPACE 112 >Ivan/Colossus BASHES the Megazord so hard that the machine does >MULTIPLE CARTWHEELS through the cosmos. Sasami: WHEE! >Ivan/Colossus makes a KAMIKAZE-DIVE straight for Megazord Vegeta and Trunks: DIVING X! >IVAN/COLOSSUS >SLAM DANCE, ANYONE?! >He BASHES the Megazord, SENDS IT SPIRALING. Ayeka: It keeps spiraling, and spiraling.... >113 INT. MEGAZORD >FLAMES ERUPT in the cockpit - everything SHAKES and RATTLES Ashura: ...and rolls! >ADAM >He's on us!! >BILLY >Wait a second... What time is >it? Seiyuka: Time for you to get a new watch. Ashura: Half past a monkey's ass and quarter to his balls! >ROCKY >Two thirty three a.m. >BILLY >Ryan's Comet!! Merc: And we have final plot closure! >KIMBERLY >What about it? >Biily punches information into a keyboard. Ashura: Uh, that's not how you type, Billy. >BILLY >It's passing over earth as we >speak! >(reading screen) Sabian: ::as Billy:: He who reads these words of wit, eats their little balls of....oh, now that's immature, even for this movie! >Trajectory coordinates are >009843. >ADAM >Billy, that's BRILLIANT! >KIMBERLY Ayeka: She's speechless. >BILLY >We get Ivan into the Comets PATH-- >AISHA >-- and KABOOOM -- he's space >dust! Sasami: Moon Dusted! Ayeka: Sasami, mention Sailor Moon one more time,... >113A EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE 113A >Fred is standing beside the water truck holding a large hose >Bulk and Skull are in the truck cabin trying to start the >engine. It turns over but it won't catch. >FRED >Come on! Come on! >The parents are now five feet from the drop off. All: FIVE....FOUR....THREE....TWO... >Bulk turns the key again and the engine starts up. >FRED >All right! He LETS IT RIP ::Vegeta and Trunks let loose a mighty fart across the theater:: Others: Oh GOD! Jeeze! Open a window! Vegeta: ::snickering:: They shouldn't of mentioned that phrase! >-- A POWERFUL JET OF WATER ARCS THROUGH THE AIR >AND SHOWERS DOWN ON THE PARENTS. >They're about a foot away from the drop when they come to a >standstill, all of them sharing confused looks. All: ::recovering:: Aw, man! >There's all sorts of CHEERS as parents and kids are reunited. >Fred runs into his father's arms. >FRED >DAD!! >Bulk turns to Skull, holds out his arms. >BULK >SKULL!! Ayeka: JOHN! >SKULL >BULK!! Sabian: MARSHA! >They embrace -- Skull practically gets crushed by his burly >friend. :All make bone-cracking:: >114 OMITTED 114 >115 INT. SNOW GLOBE / ZEDD'S PALACE 115 >Zedd and Rita continue watching the battle from the snow globe. >RITA >I hope those Rangers put that >lousy lowlife out of his misery! >ZEDD >GO POWER RANGERS! Vegeta: You know you're gonna lose a fanbase when you start cheering for the good guys! >116 EXT. OUTER SPACE 116 >Ivan/Colossus SLAMS into Megazord again and the pair go >TWISTING THROUGH THE STARS. >Ivan/Colossus gets the Megazord into a lethal bear hug. >IVAN/COLOSSUS >Have you hugged your Zord today? Merc: No, and I don't want to. >117 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 117 >KIMBERLY >R.G.P. PRESSURE IS HEADING INTO THE RED! >TOMMY >WE'RE GOING TO IMPLODE! Sabian: Cool! >BILLY >THREE DEGREES OFF THE COMETS >TRAJECTORY! >ROCKY >GIVE IT EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT! >All the Rangers go to work. >118 118 >thru OMITTED thru >118A 118A >119 EXT. OUTER SPACE 119 >Ivan/Colossus continues to SQUEEZE Megazord. We hear >SCREECHING METAL Sonic: And Metal Sonic makes another appearance! >and BURSTING VALVES. >120 INT. COMMAND CENTER 120 >Alpha and Zordon watch as Ivan/Colossus bear hugs Megazord. >ALPHA 5 >Ay, yi, yi! The Rangers are >going to be CRUSHED! >ZORDON >Don't lose hope yet, Alpha! Ayeka: Oh, please do! >121 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 121 >BILLY >009843... 42... 41! WE'RE IN >ALIGNMENT! >ROCKY >THERE'S THE COMET! >We see a BRILLIANT COMET BLAZING straight toward us! All: AHHHHHH! >BILLY >IMPACT IN FIFTEEN SECONDS! All: WE'RE GONNA DIE! Vegeta: ::powers up to Super Saiyan and charges up ki:: Not on your life! >TOMMY >WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!! ::Everyone but Vegeta scrambles to the door:: >122 EXT. OUTER SPACE 122 Sonic: Waaaaait. The comets only in the movie. ::The others sweatdrop:: >Ivan/Colossus continues to SQUEEZE Megazord, oblivious to the >COMET BOMBING TOWARD HIM. Megazord struggles fiercely to break >free. >123 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 123 >ADAM >WE CAN'T BREAK FREE! >BILLY >IMPACT IN EIGHT SECONDS! >AISHA >Desperate times call for >desperate measures. ::All start whimpering:: >Aisha opens a metal switch cover. >KIMBERLY >What're you doing?! >Inside is a red switch with a sign: "FOR EMERGENCY USE ONLY" >AISHA >Taking care of business. Ashura: ::as Dr. Forrestor:: Push the button, Frank! >She flicks the switch. >124 EXT. OUTER SPACE 124 >Ivan/Colossus is about to CRUSH Megazord into oblivion whEn >Megazord's KNEE SUDDENLY RISES WITH LIGHTNING SPEED AND KICKS >IVAN/COLOSSUS RIGHT IN THE GROIN. Ayeka: You mean all that battling lead up to THAT?! Seems.... anticlimatic. >Ivan/Colossus releases Megazord and DOUBLES OVER IN PAIN. >IVAN/COLOSSUS >YEEOOOOOWWW!!!! >125 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 125 >AISHA >Bull's eye! >BILLY >FOUR SECONDS TO IMPACT! >TOMMY >WE'RE OUTTA HERE! All: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'! >126 EXT. OUTER SPACE 126 >Megazord WINGS OUT OF THE WAY as the COMET BLASTS STRAIGHT TOWARD >IVAN/COLOSSUS. >In the last second, he see the HURTLING ORB. >IVAN/COLOSSUS >NOOOOOOOOOOOOUOOOO!!!! Vegeta: You know you're gonna die when you're spellcheck goes out of whack! >Now we witness the EXPLOSION TO END ALL EXPLOSIONS as >Ivan/Colossus is TRANSFORMED INTO A BILLION FLAMING PARTS >HURTLING THROUGH OUTER SPACE. Vegeta: That's nothing! You've should of seen Namek blow up! >127 INT. MEGAZORD COCKPIT 127 >The Rangers all throw their hands up in triumph. All: Ow. >RANGERS >MORPHENOMENAL!! Merc: I told you they were druggies! >128 INT. COMMAND CENTER 128 >Alpha LEAPS for joy. Sonic: And clobbers his head on the ceiling! >ALPHA 5 >HOORAY, POWER RANGERS!! All: SHUT UP! >129 INT. SNOW GLOBE / ZEDD'S PALACE 129 >Rita and Zedd both look immensely pleased. >ZEDD >That was a CHEAP shot! Sabian: No duh! >RITA >We couldn't have done it better >ourselves. Trunks: Then, why DIDN'T YOU?!?! >KAPOW -- Zedd and Rita APPEAR BACK IN ZEDD'S PALACE IN ORIGINAL >SIZE, both of them still covered in snow. Ayeka: Wow, it made the fake snow grow, too. >130 INT. COMMAND CENTER - DAY 130 >The Rangers are gathered around Zordon, holding their helmets >in their hands. Sonic: I think they should be wearing the helmets. I'm getting sick and tired of seeing their faces. >ZORDON >Rangers, by going after the Great >Power, all of you knowingly put >your lives at extreme risk... Seiyuka: ::as Zordon:: Now hand over your power coins and let someone with basic intellegence take over! >and >in so doing you not only saved my >life, you saved all of Angel >Grove and the world from a reign >of unthinkable terror. >The Rangers literally beam. Sonic: ::covering his eyes:: Ahh! TURN OFF YOUR HIGH BEAMS! >Alpha holds up a camera. Ashura: Smile! You're on Candid Camera! >ALPHA 5 >Everybody say cheese. Sonic: ::as random Ranger:: Cheese? Where? >The kids share amused looks and all together they LEAP IN THE >AIR, PUMPING THEIR FISTS UP VICTORIOUSLY. Ayeka: Colliding into each other. >RANGERS >POWER RANGERS!!! >WE FREEZE FRAME. All: ::singing:: FREEZE FRAME! >BEGIN CLOSING CREDITS. All: YAY! THANK GOD IT'S OVER! THAT MOVIE SUCKED! ::they go to the theater doors. It won't open:: Vegeta: The hell? Sabian: Damn! There's still more movie left! >131 INT. ZEDD'S PALACE - DAY - OVER CLOSING CREDITS 131 All: BOO! >Rita and Zedd chase Mordant and Goldar around the palac >BLASTING them with their staffs. Sabian: Target practice! ::pulls out his blaster and follows suit:: >GOLDAR >What'd we do?! >ZEDD >It's not what you DID, it's what >you DIDN'T do! Sonic: You didn't turn down this movie! >MORDANT >We tried to rescue you every >chance we had! >RITA >LIARS! >She WHACKS Goldar. Ashura: KABONG! >GOLDAR >Ouch!! >RITA >Do you know what it's like to be >stuck in a BLIZZARD FOR TWO >DAYS?! >MORDANT >... Cold? Sasami: Yeah.... >ZEDD >Are you trying to be funny?! >Zedd BLASTS Mordant, SINGING his hairy behind. >MORDANT >Hey, watch the hair!!! >FADE OUT. All: YAY! ::All leave the theater:: "Well, that movie...."Sonic said, trying to find the perfect word. "Sucked!" Vegeta said. Everyone nodded in agreement. "Well, it was made by Saban, so what did'ja think it would be?" Merc said. Pretty soon, the "Hexfield Viewscreen" light went off. "Someone's calling us!" He pushed the corresponding button. On the screen was.... "THE POWER RANGERS?!?!" The group replied "So you think we suck?" The White Ranger said. "You know we have more toys and products than all of you combined!" "Yeah, and our two movies did better than all of your movies combined!" The Red Ranger said. Sasami put her pinkies inside her ears, Ayeka covered her ears, and the other ignored their rants and raves. "Look, why don't you stop talking and bring it!" Sonic said. "Your Ninja UltraHyperSuperMightyMegazord against the Death Egg Battle Suit!" "Fine! We will!" The Pink Ranger said. "And we'll prove once and for all....." Sonic, at that point, shut off the com-link. "Are you sure, Sonic?" Sasami asked. "I'm sure of it." Sonic said "Besides, I got a score to settle!" Everyone, but Ashura, was confused. "Sonic had a cartoon that came on ABC on Saturdays. Problem was that FOX kept on switching Power Rangers to the time slot as Sonic, thus decimating the chances of continuing his series." Ashura said. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A few minutes later, the two mechs were in space. Sonic had been waiting for five minutes. He figured that they were taking their time with their stupid Zord-calling ordeal. "Alright, you spandex-wearing jerks! Ready to rumble?" Sonic said. All he got was stupid rambling from them. "I take that as a yes..." Sonic revved up the engines and charged the Megazord. When the two collided, The DEBS stood still, yet the Megazord went flying, tumbling worser than the people on Star Trek. "Oh, man. He's tough!" The Black Ranger said. "What do we do?" The Yellow Ranger said. "We call on the Power Sword!" The White Ranger said. The Rangers began doing Ginyu Force-like poses in their seats, then they said, "POWER SWORD NOW!" With that, a goofy-looking blade came flying through space, yet never reached it's destination as the DEBS caught it. "Hmm....neat looking blade!" Sonic said. "Care if I test it?" All the Rangers screamed in responce. "Thanks! BATTER UP!" The mech took the blade with both hands, swung back and decapated the Megazord. "HOMERUN! Let's finish this!" Sonic piloted his mech to intercept the airborne head, charging a blast within the suit's chest. When he got in front of them, he lowered the chest plate and released the blast, vaporizing the head and, by pure luck, the Power Rangers' base back on Earth. "DUDE! I WON! Like I didn't know I would." With that, Sonic went back to the Satellite of Eggs. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Back at the new Deep Egg, now rechristened Deep Egg 13, Robotnik watched the entire battle while eating popcorn, sharing it with his Togepi. Metal just looked on, unamused. But there was someone there with them, although they didn't know it. He watched a moniter looking at the hanger. He was watching a particular person. "Sasami...." He said. He had very small eyes and he was so big, he could pass as Fat Bastard's son! "Soon, you will be mine." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ And thus, the fourth episode of Mystery Anime Theater 2001 ends! Who is the mysterious person who has a liking for Sasami? What horredous thing does Eggman have for the heros next time? Stay tuned for the MAT Season Finale, "Too Many Lemons: Extremely Sick Sex Fest and...." Guess staring the crew of the MST Antartica! Kiyone: Not another MST ship! Jim: That means I get to see AYEKA! Jerrod: Oh, no. Maybe I'm gonna regret this.....anyway, be prepared for the crew's first run-in with the horrendous lemon, the identity of the mysterious person reveiled and a final fight against him! As always, read and review! Ashura Hedgehog