Mystery Anime Theater 2001(MAT2K1) Episode 3 - Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers - The Movie By Ashura Hedgehog ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Princesses Ayeka and Sasami are owned by Pioneer and AIC Sonic, Robotnik, and MetalSonic are owned by Sonic Team and SEGA Vegeta and Future Trunks are owned by Funimation and Toei Animation Ashura and Seiyuka are owned by me Merc and Sabian are owned by MercStar I'm gonna try a prose writing for the host segs this time around. Hope it works out. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Satellite of Eggs. One of the many satellites floating over the universe. This place holds the universe's most motleyest (Is that even a word?) of crews ever. Two Juraian princesses, two Saiyan princes, a clone from a non-existant universe, two hedgehogs, and a human with hatred with cute furry animals, save the recently arrived cabbit. Talk about motley. This morning had been very boring for the group. It had been a week since they had been contacted by their captor, Doctor Ivo Robotnik, also known as Dr. Eggman. The last transmission was to tell them that he was moving to a new base of operations, in case Sabian, an ex-captive, arrived at the old one. Taking that to consideration, the eight decided to do other things to pass the time away. Vegeta and Merc had decided to train, big time. Sasami was busy cooking while Ayeka cleaned the place a bit. Trunks and Ashura went for the gold of pure torture and decided to play "Superman" for the N64 while Seiyuka cheered them on. Sonic, on the other hand was digging through some stuff he found in a bunch of boxes. ------------------ "Hmm, let's see what else we got here." Sonic said. He had already pulled out a bunch of other stuff, including a box of carrots, Mihoshi's cube, the Book of Clow, Vegeta's old armor, and a stack of Archie "Sonic" comics. "Sheesh, there's a lot of stuff here!" "Hiya, Sonic!" Seiyuka said, walking in. "What's up?" "Looking through stuff." Sonic replied, not looking up. The ponytailed, purple-and-redhaired girl then happened to notice the Book of Clow and was tempted to open it. "If you open that, YOU'RE playing Sakura! And don't ask for help." She placed the book back. "Hey, can someone here help me?" Sasami shouted. The two at the box looked at each other, shrugged and left to help her. At that moment,Ashura walked in, rubbing his eyes. "I hate that game." Ashura muttered. He then saw the box Sonic was going through and the stuff he pulled out. Out of curiosity, he began to dig through it. "Hey, cool!" He pulled out a Dreamcast box out with a stack of games in it. "About time we had something good here. I wonder if a PS2's in here?" With that he began to dig in. Soon, he found the PS2, along with a bunch of other stuff. At that moment, the Egg Light flashed. "Hey guys! Eggman calling!" In no time flat, the others had arrived. "Wow! A PS2! Awesome!" Merc said as he saw the video game system. Sasami decided to push the button this time. ----------------- At the new Deep Egg, which suspecously looked like Dr. Clayton Forrestor's Deep 13 (as it WAS!), Eggman was ordering his robots where to place stuff. Then, he noticed that his captives were there. "Ah, hello there Sloppy-Saiyans!" Eggman said. That infuriated Vegeta, Trunks and Seiyuka. "No time to talk, but I'm here to say that you're getting a cinematic suppository that'll bend you to my will in the first sentence! It's the _POWER RANGERS MOVIE_!" Eggman laughed his head off as he pushed the newly-installed fanfic-sender button. ------------------ "Power Rangers?" Sasami said, shuddering. "I'd rather watch Beavis and Butthead." At that moment, the lights flashed and, for some odd reason, the song "Robotnik's Revenge" began playing instead of the normal sirens. "Eh, well, at least it's new." Sonic said. At that moment, the nine charged into the new hallway to the theater, which was a tunnel overlooking the recreation area of the Satellite. (All take respective seats) >MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS: THE MOVIE >REVISIONS BY ARNE OLSEN >DIRECTED BY BRYAN SPICER Ashura: Yeah, yeah. Stop bringing attention to yourselves. >REVISED DRAFT OCTOBER 31 1994 All: TRICK OR TREAT! Ayeka: I think this is the "Trick" > FADE IN: > BLACK SCREEN Sonic: Hey, Eggman! Try and find us! >Words SCRAWL UP ON SCREEN and we hear a RESOUNDING VOICE. Trunks: God in a cameo appearence >VOICE >In a time of great strife, a >legendary interdimensional being >known as Zordon, All but Sasami: ::fake sneeze "Bullshit":: >came to the city >of Angel Grove to establish a >vanguard in the never ending >struggle against evil. with the >aid of his trusted assistant, >Alpha 5, Merc: I leave when that...THING...says "Aye,yi,yi". >the noble master sought >out six extraordinary teenagers >and gave them the power to >transform into an unstoppable >fighting force. All but Sasami: ::fake sneeze again. At that point, Sasami disappears and is replaced by Tsunami:: Ayeka: Tsunami! What are you.... Tsunami: Eggman may be able to prevent me from getting my ship here, but I can come in at any time. Besides, I doubt Sasami would enjoy the language here. >In time of great >need, the young heroes could now >call upon colossal assault >vehicles known as "Zords". Tsunami: I've seen vehicles colossal than those. Trunks: Like your ship? Tsunami: Bingo. >while >the identity of the six remained >a guarded secret, their >courageous exploits soon became >the stuff of Legend, earning them >the title... The Mighty Morphin >Power Rangers. Seiyuka: They don't deserve it! >We hear PUMPING ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC as the POWER RANGER'S LOGO >BURST'S ONTO THE SCREEN. All: AHHH!! Vegeta: I've had enough of this thing! ::Powers up:: GALIC GUN! ::Attacks screen:: Now the logo EXPLODES, ::All look at Vegeta in awe:: >revealing Merc: A new CAR! >1 EXT. PROP PLANE / FLYING - DAY 1 Sonic: Hey, what are they doing filming the Tornado? >A prop plane whisking across the deep blue sky. >ROCKY >YeeeoowwWWWWW!!! Ashura: ::as Rocky:: I got a piece of the logo in my eye! >2 INT. PROP PLANE / FLYING - DAY 2 >The six Power Rangers, TOMMY, Tsunami: Pickles! KIMBERLY, BILLY, AISHA, Merc: Clan-Clan! ::The theater rocks as explosions sound around them.:: Vegeta: The hell? ::The fic is replaced by the angry face of the infamous Ctarl-Ctarl of Outlaw Star:: Aisha: HEY! LISTEN HERE! DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE ME WITH THIS PIECE OF... ::Gene Starwind throws her from the screen::...HEY! Gene: Sorry 'bout that. She somehow began watching what you were. Sonic: Eh, don't worry about it. ::The fic appears on the screen again:: >ADAM and >ROCKY Seiyuka: And his pal, Bullwinkle! Trunks: ADRIAN! >sport sleek sky diving suits, parachute packs and >helmets. Tommy is strapped into a high-tech airboard. Vegeta: He should be strapped into a high-tech straitjacket! >ROCKY >We're OUTTA here!! All: Alright! ::tries to leave, but think otherwise.:: >KIMBERLY >Easy, Rock. Tsunami: ::as Kim:: You can lay the smackdown on us someday. Merc: You watch WWF? Tsunami: Out of pure boredom. >TOMMY >Once we hit the target zone we've >got fifteen seconds to make the >drop. >BULK (0 . S .) >Step aside, pinheads. Sonic: Oh, they're audicioning for "Hellraiser" >BULK and SKULL push their way through the Rangers, decked >in bizarre skydiving regalia, topped off by World War II >leather caps and aviator goggles. >BULK >The Stealth Eagle is about to >fly. >SKULL >Ditto for the Swooping Swallow. Merc: Pssh. More like Roadkill Birds >The Rangers exchange amused looks. Aisha gestures to them All but Tsunami: ::give the screen the bird:: >AISHA >Lead on, flyboys. All: ::make buzzing sounds:: >Bulk and Skull swagger to the door and open it - the ground >is a dizzying distance below. They swallow hard. >SKULL >Bulk... where'd the earth go? Ashura: It went home! >BILLY >Five seconds to the target zone! All: ::singing:: Highway to the target zone.... Ayeka: I thought it was 'Highway to the DANGER zone'? Ashura: Who cares? TOMMY Aisha you' re on ! Merc: Please don't sing. >Bulk and Skull step aside, Aisha LAUNCHES herself. Vegeta: ::rocket launching sounds:: >The others follow through the opening with flair. Tsunami: Oh, good. They're ending their miserable lives. >ROCKY >Stylin! Seiyuka: ::as Rocky:: Oh, wait. I'm not a flying squrrelllllllll! >ADAM >On your tail! >BILLY >All systems Ayeka: ...are down. Please sign on again later. >Tommy and Kimberly share an infectious glance, Tsunami: Killing them both. >Kimberly >a hand, indicating Tommy should go first. Seiyuka: ::as Kim:: Get lost, creep. >TOMMY >Surf's up! Sonic: Hey, stop stealing my schtick! >He's gone. Kimberly stands backwards in the doorway. >KIMBERLY >Catch you on the flipside. >Bulk and Skull watch wide-eyed as she BACK-FLIPS >out of the plane. Vegeta: Eh, I've seen better. >3 EXT. SKY - DAY Merc: ::sarcastically:: NAH! I thought it was night! >ROCK AND ROLL fills the track as the Rangers plunge towards >earth, executing a series of MIND-BOGGLING MANEUVERS: SPINS, >FISHTAILS, POWER DIVES, BACK FLIPS, you name it. Trunks: Shall we start naming? Tsunami: For the sake of those reading, let's not. >4 INT. PROP PLANE - DAY 4 >Bulk and Skull psyche themselves up. >BULK >Be the eagle. Be the eagle. Ayeka: ::singing:: Fly like an eagle.... Ashura: ::singing:: ....and bark like a beagle! ::All look at him in surprise:: >SKULL >Be the swallow. Be the >swallow... Merc: Do the dew. Do the dew.... >They take deep breaths then CHARGE THE DOOR. >BULK AND SKULL >Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! Ashura: ::as Beavis:: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!! >Naturally, they get STUCK, wedged shoulder to shoulder. >THE PILOT glances back, CHUCKLES and BANKS THE PLANE. Vegeta: ::as Pilot:: Get lost, you creeps! >5 EXT. PROP PLANE - BARREL-ROLLING - DAY >Bulk and Skull rotate into frame. Now, facing straight down -- >they FALL INTO CAMERA, CLINGING TO EACH OTHER DESPERATELY Tsunami: I didn't know they were like that? ::Ayeka looks at her in shock:: Well, I deserve to be OOC every once in a while. >BULK AND SKULL >YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!! Seiyuka: SSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! >6 EXT. SKY - DAY >The Rangers pull off more SPECTACULAR MANEUVERS >then swoop TOGETHER, interlocking hands and forming a >PERFECT CIRCLE Sonic: Right now, I'd perfer to see Perfect CHAOS! >They look to one another and a moment of pure magic passes >between them. It's not usual the exhilaration of flight they're >sharing, it s the exhilaration of togetherness, of being part >of a team. All: AWWWW! ::All make gagging sounds:: >TOMMY >Let's BREAK!! Merc: ....this silly team apart! Others: YAY! >They disperse and yank their rip-cords. The sky BURSTS TO LIFE >WITH SIX BLOSSOMING PARACHUTES -- white, pink, blue, yellow , >red and black in color. Ayeka: They truly are the COLOR-CODED RANGERS! >7 EXT. ANGEL GROVE PARK - DAY 7 >FAMILIES eat hot dogs and cotton candy at a huge fundraiser . >A large banner proclaims "SAVE THE OBSERVATORY." We see >diving teams with labeled uniforms -- the BOWLING TEAM, ANGEL >GROVE P.D. and the FIRE DEPARTMENT. There s a large white >"BULLSEYE" spray-painted on the grass. The city's >spectacular large skyline rises out of the b.g. Sonic: That city looks like Station Square! >A SPUNKY MR. KELMAN stands at a podium, speaking into a mic. Vegeta: ...key Mouse! >MR. KELMAN >Okay, so the firemen landed four >out of six inside the target -- Ashura: ::as Mr. Kelman:: So, we're idiots! >A BOWLER shouts out playfully. >BOWLER >How `bout a show tune?! Tsunami: He does and the Juraian army's gonna kill him. Ayeka: My thoughts exactly. >Mr. Kelman feigns seriousness. >MR. KELMAN >Somebody wanna keep chose bowlers >in line. Seiyuka: "chose bowlers"? >A hip thirteen year old, FRED KELMAN, yells out as he points >to the sky. Ashura: De plane! >FRED >Hey dad, get with the program! All: SHUT UP! >MR. KELMAN >Ladies and gentlemen, it's Angel >Grove High Merc: I wouldn't mind getting high after this. >ANGEL ON TARGET - AS AISHA touches down flawlessly. Sonic: Who here sees a pattern? >MR. KELMAN >And that's one! A perfect >landing! Ashura: ::as Austin Powers:: Whoop-de-do! >Aisha clears, then Billy and Adam land toqether. ::Vegeta's raises an eyebrow:: Vegeta: I knew there was something fishy about that team. >MR. KELMAN >Three for three. Look at `em go! All: SHADDAP! >Billy and Adam clear and now Rocky and Kimberly come in. Seiyuka: Uh,oh. Kim's cheating on Tommy! Ashura: And HOW do you know about this? ::all raise eyebrows. Seiyuka looks down:: SEIYUKA LIKES POWER RANGERS! Seiyuka: ::sniffs:: It was only one episode....::starts crying.:: Trunks: Now look what you did! Ashura: ::sighs:: I'm sorry. ::Seiyuka stops crying:: Seiyuka: Big meannie! >MR. KELMAN >That's five perfect landings! >Now it's all up to Tommy Oliver. Merc: Anyone up for bets on what'll happen? ::Dead silence:: You guys are STILL no fun. >Everybody watches with dumbfounded expressions as Tommy SAILS >IN ON HIS AIR BOARD AND SLIDES INTO DEAD CENTER. Sonic: I saw that coming a light year away. >He spreads >his arms wide. Vegeta: ::as Tommy:: Give me a hug! >TOMMY >Touch down. Ayeka: Homerun. Trunks: Slam Dunk. Tsunami: GOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLL! >The families CHEER and APPLAUD as they surge forward to >congratulate the Rangers. Ashura: ....for being in this POS. >Mr. Kelman and Fred approach Tommy - Fred and Tommy exchange >stylish hand slaps. Seiyuka, Ayeka, and Tsunami: ::singing:: Miss Mary Mack,Mack,Mack... >FRED >Looking good up there. >TOMMY >Thanks, man. >MR. KELMAN >Congratulations - the >Observatory's got a new lease on >life. Ayeka: Only one happy about that would be Little Washu. >FRED >Awesome! Ryan's Comet is passing >over in two days! Merc: Do we give? >The other Rangers approach. >AISHA >Who's up for lunch? Trunks: Sorry, I lost it. >ROCKY >You read my mind. >KIMBERLY >Last one to Ernies buys. Sonic: Ernie? Who's Ernie? Ayeka: Maybe it's that puppet from Seseme Street. >ADAM >Let's roll! ::Ashura makes bowling ball sounds, Sonic makes spinning sounds:: >8 EXT. ANGEL GROVE PARK - DAY 8 >We hear a VOCIFEROUS SISSING SOUND, but we can't see where it's >coming from. - Suddenly the six Rangers come SCREAMING AROUND A >CORNER ON STATE-OF-THE-ART ROLLERBLADES. These kids are FLYING!! All: ::as Rangers:: Help! WE CAN'T STOP! I WANT MY MOMMY! WAAHHHHHH! >We hear FULL-THROTTLED MUSIC as the kids WEAVE, DUCK and SWERVE >like blading virtuosos. Tommy LEAPS in the air, does a 180 and >SKATES BACKWARD. Vegeta: Tommy! Watch out for that *WHAM!* tree. ::Gives his trademark smirk:: Idiots. Seiyuka: That'll leave a mark. >THE HIGH BRANCHES. All: ::Makes sounds as if they were being hit by branches:: >past a large tree as Bulk and Skull DROP INTO >FRAME Merc: AAAAAH! THEY'RE GONNA LAND ON US! ::All scream:: >SKULL >Stealth Eagle, huh? The Lame >Duck is more like it! Tsunami: ::as Daffy Duck:: You're Despicable! >9 EXT. CITY STREET - DAY 9 Sonic: ::hums City Escape theme:: >The Rangers GLIDE around another corner Merc: First, they were flying, now they're gliding. Ashura: I think they're trying to imitate Tails and Knuckles. >-- there's buildings on >one side of them and a construction site on the other. Ayeka: ...and up ahead: a cliff! >TOMMY >Let's take the shortcut! >Tommy leads them up a plywood ramp -- they LAUNCH TEN FEET >THROUGH THE AIR, PULLING OFF HAIR-RAISING FREE STYLE MOVES THEN Vegeta: ...Crashing to the ground with a sicking 'splat' >MAKE SPECTACULAR LANDINGS on the construction site parking >structure. Vegeta: Damn. Tsunami: I know how you feel. Others: Same here. >As they shoot across the concrete, the CAMERA PUSHES IN on: Merc and Ashura: EXTREME CLOSE UP! >10 EXT. INNER CITY CONSTtZUCTION SITE - DAY 10 Ashura: GAH! Torgo's writing! Others: Who? ::Torgo's theme starts:: Ashura: ::in Torgo speak:: I aM tOrGo. I tAkE cArE oF tHe PlAcE wHiLe ThE mAsTeR's AwAy. ::The others shiver:: >... WORKERS operating heavy machinery -- cranes, bulldozer , >etc., Construction Worker jackhammers solid rock. Drill >makes a CLANGING SOUND as it HITS METAL! Sonic: WOW! I didn't know Metal Sonic was in it! Metal Sonic: ::over PA:: I WAS NOT! >A baffled look comes >over him as he stops the jackhammer, brushes away debris.. >uncovering an ANCIENT IRON PLATE. He gapes at it, too stunned >to speak. Seiyuka: ::as Construction Worker:: Duh, pretty plate. >11 EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE - SHORT TIME LATER 11 >A large hook has been fastened to the iron plate -- a crane >ENGINE ROARS as it HOISTS THE PLATE UP, revealing a CAVERNOUS >OPENING. Ayeka: They found an entrance to the Batcave! >TWO MORE CONSTRUCTION WORKERS have joined the first, all of >them look on in amazement. Tsunami and Vegeta: ::as Construction Workers:: Duh, pretty hole. Ashura: Jeeze, these workers are as dumb as Ed from 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy' >CONSTRUCTION WORKER #2 >Whadda you figure it is?! Ayeka: It's a hole in the ground! Duh! >CONSTRUCTION WORKER #1 >Hey, ya got me. >Suddenly a PURPLE STEAM POURS from the opening. Tsunami: It's Prince's new home. >And now something really amazing happens. .. Ashura: The movie ends! Trunks: Wishful Thinking. >A menacing STONE CLAW RISES UP, CRADLING A HUGE STONE Vegeta: Hey look! It's Mork's ship! Sonic: Naw. It's one of Eggman's offsprings! Ashura: Forget that. It's the Godzilla egg from the American movie! >CONSTRUCTION WORKER # 1 >... I'll be damned. ::All looked stunned:: Merc: It's the seventh sign! A Power Rangers show that cusses! >As though drawn by it's power, he moves to touch it. Trunks: ::as random person:: C'mon, you know you want to touch it! >KZAAAAAAP?!! ::All say ridiculous 60's Batman sound effects:: >APURPLE BEAM OF LIGHT BLASTS HIM -- SENDS HIM >FLYING TEN FEET THROUGH THE AIR! All: WHHHHEEEEEEEEEE! >CONSTRUCTION WORKER #1 >AHHHHHHHHH! Ayeka: The electric shock that refreshes! >11A EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE - DAY 11A >A T.V. REPORTER is talking into camera. Seiyuka: ::as reporter:: Is this on? >REPORTER >We're here at the World Center >Construction Site, where a >mysterious object was just >uncovered in a freak accident Tsunami: This movie is a freak accident! >in >which one workman suffered minor >injuries... Sonic: If you call getting electricuted suffering minor injuries. 12 >12 >thru OMITTED >13 13 Trunks: Hey! There was a part there that was good! And they cut it out! Merc: You say it like it's a bad thing! >13A INT. ERNIE'S WATERFRONT CAFE - DAY 13A >CLOSE ON - T.V. SCREEN >We see the reporter then a few cuts of GEOLOGISTS combing the >site with scanning equipment Tsunami: and a fine tooth comb! Ashura: Heh,heh....I remember that scene from 'Spaceballs'. >and COPS sealing off the area with >yellow tape. Vegeta: Hey, FOX! If you're going to do a movie about one show, STICK WITH IT and don't add others! >REPORTER >... Angel Grove Police have >cordoned off the area until it >can be determined whether or not >the unidentified object poses any >threat. The injured workman was >quoted as saying... All: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! >PULL BACK TO REVEAL A CAFE. >The Rangers are at a table -- Tommy is teaching Fred martial arts >moves. >TOMMY >It's one smooth move and then >you've gotta explode off the top. Sonic: Um...is it me, or does that sounds SICK? Others: The latter. >Tommy executes a wicked JUMPING ROUNDHOUSE KICK. Fred is >wowed. He drops into position. Ashura: ::raises eyebrow:: >TOMMY >Nice and easy. Ayeka: Okay, those last sentences had more sexual innduendos that one of Miss Ryoko's attempts to seduce Lord-Tenchi. Tsunami: And THAT'S an understatement! >The jovial proprietor, ERNIE, approaches the Rangers' table >with a loaded tray. Fred pulls off a dazzling JUMPING >ROUNDHOUSE KICK and almost knocks Ernie's tray over. All: ::as Nelson:: Ha HA! >ERNIE >Hey, no Karate on the patio! Sonic: ::as Ernie:: Take it outside! Trunks: ::as Fred:: But we ARE outside! Sonic: ::as Ernie:: Well, then. Take it inside. >FRED >Actually, Ernie, it's Tae-Kwan >Doe. >ERNIE >Well Tae-Kwan-Do-it some place >else. All: ::sarcastically:: Ha. Ha. >Fred moves off as Ernie serves the desserts. >ERNIE >So, what're the plans for the >weekend? Ashura: Playing SA2 so I can get the all the songs again. Merc: Finding a way to get into the Digital World so I can kill the creatures there. Ayeka: Trying to win Lord-Tenchi's heart. Sonic: Staying away from Amy. Tsunami: Watching the Multiverse. As usual. Seiyuka: I think he's talking to the Rangers, but, to put my two cents in; enjoying time with MY Trunks! ^_^ >KIMBERLY >Aisha and.I are checking out a Vegeta: Whoa! Incomplete sentence! Ashura: I know a guy who would go nuts seeing those things. I wonder if he and his friends would enjoy this? >new dance spot. All guys: GIRLS! >AISHA >I heard that! Merc: No duh! >BILLY >I'll be at the Observatory >Sunday. Vegeta: I betcha he'll die a virgin. >ERNIE >That's right - Ryan's Comet. >ROCKY >We should throw a little comet >shindig. Trunks: Suuuuuuuuure. What's so awesome about a stupid comet? >ADAM >Any excuse for a party. Sonic: So, if they retired or something, he would throw a party? >Aisha reacts to something off screen. Tsunami: ::as Aisha:: Hey, look! There's some guys with white coats here! >AISHA >The Eagle has landed. Merc: Houstin, we have a problem. >Bulk and Skull swagger past followed by a GROUP OF KIDS. Ashura: Those two are using a Pokemon attack! ::Ayeka stares at him evily. Ashura curls up in the fetal position again.:: I'm sorry. >BULK >The earth was hurtling toward us >at seven hundred miles per hour, >and we knew at that moment that >we were facing death straight in >the eye. >SKULL >We could smell it's breath. Sonic: They tell a good story, yes? >Ernie moves off after Bulk and Skull. Tsunami: ::as Ernie:: Get outta here, you jerks! >Tommy's wrist >communicator BEEPS. Merc: Hmmm. Tommy's a drug dealer! >The kids exchange glances than look for a >private area. Merc: To get high. >ROCKY >There's a spot over there. >They move out of everybody's sight. ::all start "looking" for them, give up, leave to the theater doors, and end up back at their seats:: Vegeta: The hell? Ayeka: Hmm. So that explains the reason why there were Juraian door protecters around the door. Ashura: The one's like on Tenchi's door? ::Ayeka nods:: Man, that Eggman thinks of everything! >TOMMY (into communicator) >What's up, Alpha? Vegeta: I hope Dick Tracy comes and beats the snot outta them for stealing is schtick. >ALPHA 5 (V.O.) >Rangers, we need you at the >Command Center, L.R.N. ! >Aisha gives Kimberly a puzzled look. Ayeka: Oh, look. It's one of those big 20-piece sets, too! >KIMBERLY >'Like Right Now.' >TOMMY >We're on our way. >They hit their wrist-communicators and instantly TRANSFORM >INTO SIX IRIDESCENT COLUMNS OF COLOR. Tsunami: More proof that they're Color-Coded Rangers. >The columns SHOOT UP >THROUGH a giant oak tree, KNOCKING LEAVES LOOSE. Trunks: And NO ONE noticed it? Damn, the people here are stupid! >14 EXT. COMMAND CENTER - SUNSET 14 >Zordon's remote headquarters protrudes from a craggy >mountain top -- silhouetted by a glorious sunset. The SIX STREAK >OF COLOR slice downward into the roof. All: *WHAM!* ::as Rangers:: OW! >15 INT. CONIMAND CENTER - NIGHT 15 Merc: That slamming the roof musta knocked them out! It went from sunset to night! >Everything's gone haywire buttons BLINK, emergency >lights FLASH, there's a CACOPHONY OF ELECTRONIC SOUNDS. Ashura: It's the Y2K bug! >ALPHA 5 works frantically amidst the array of computer >banks while ZORDON looks on from his COLUMN OF LIGHT. Tsunami: So THAT'S where that sonuva BITCH is! Sonic: Care to fill us in? Tsunami: A few years back, me, Queen Serenity, King Kai and that floating nutcase decided to try poker on our time away from our duties. We never got to finish, but I ended up winning. And to this day, I have YET to recieve the five-thousand Jurai he betted! Ayeka: So that explains why Sasami went nuts everytime she saw a bald guy as of lately. >The six Rangers MATERIALIZE, Tommy turns to Zordon. >TOMMY >What's happening? Sonic: ::as Zordon:: The movie's over. Go home. Ashura: Wishful thinking! >ALPHA 5 >Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi ! Merc: THAT'S IT! I'M LEAVING! ::gets up and heads for the emergency exit. He is promptly teleported back to his seat:: DAMN! >Our >thermionic-sensors have been hit >by a CATACLYSMIC surge of evil! Seiyuka: ::as Alpha:: It's Tsunami and Merc, and they're very PISSED! Tsunami and Merc: DAMN STRAIGHT! >ZORDON >Rangers, you must act swiftly. >The planet is in GRAVE danger! >KIMBERLY >Danger from what? All: US! >ZORDON >Six thousand years ago a >morphological being known as Ivan >Ooze, ruled the world with a >reign of unparalleled terror. Vegeta: Actually, it was a reign of unparalleled gas. >Finally, a rebel factor known as >the "Order of the Meledon" lured >him into a hyperlock chamber and >buried him deep underground. Sonic: Question: WHY? >ALPHA 5 >In a place that came to be known >as Angel Grove. Ayeka: Well, that was the BIGGEST mistake anyone could have made. Vegeta: Sure. And the Yugi crisis wasn't? Ayeka: How were we to know she would land here?! >ZORDON >The chamber has been accidently >UNCOVERED! You must return it to >the depths. or anyone should >open it and Ivan is released! Trunks: Too late, you bald knob! >ALPHA 5 >To assist you I have retro-fitted >your helmets with new Opti-Scan >devices. Ashura: ::as Alpha:: We stole them! >ZORDON >Use extreme caution, Rangers. >You are dealing with an evil here >that is beyond ALL comprehension. Vegeta: Frieza? Ayeka: Kagato? Sonic: The Biolizard? Trunks: The Androids? Merc: Me on a BAD day? >16 EXT. INNER CITY CONSTRUCTION SITE - NIGHT >Barricades and police tape surround the egg. A SECURITY GUARD >passes his sleeping CO-WORKER, drops into a chair, sips his >coffee. Merc: I think I'll do that. ::Starts to sleep. Ayeka shocks him with one of her logs:: Ayeka: Forget it, pal! We suffer, you suffer. >BZZWAPP -- ZEDD, RITA, GOLDAR and a short, fat, furry creature >named MORDANT appear. Vegeta: Hmm. A walking bag of bones and muscles, a woman with Madonna cones, a flying monkey reject, and a PIG! No wonder evil's becoming rare these days! >RITA >Another Saturday night and I'm >traipsing around the galaxy with >the THREE LITTLE PIGS! My mother >warned me this would happen! >Rita, she said, after 89 >marriages All: _89!?_ >you might wanna think >about throwing in the towel. Why >didn't I listen to her?! >Zedd grumbles to himself. >ZEDD >That's a good question. Seiyuka: That's what I was thinking! >The stunned guard stirs his sleeping buddy. Sonic: Sleeping BEAUTY?! Ashura: No, numbnuts! Sleeping BUDDY! >FIRST SECURITY GUARD >Uh... Kurt... you might wanna >take a look at this. Merc: ::as guard:: There filming a bad movie here! >Kurt looks up groggily. Tsunami: ::as Kurt:: Just five more minutes, ma! >ZEDD >No need to wake him. In fact, >why don't you take a little nap >yourself. >Zedd ZAPS THE GUYS with a bolt from his staff -- they are >knocked out. ::Sonic,Ashura,Merc,Trunks,and Vegeta shake as the bolt of energy hits THEM and knocks them out:: Seiyuka: DAMN! Better than 3D! Ayeka: Yes. Now we got the theater to ourselves! >Goldar steps back from the blast and accidentally steps or >Mordant's foot. Mordant KNOCKS on Goldar's metallic leg. >MORDANT >Hey bonehead, get off my hoof! Tsunami: ::as Mordant:: OWOWOWOWOW! IT HURTS! >Goldar is oblivious. Zedd, stands reverently before the >glowing egg shape. >ZEDD >After two thousand years of >searching... I have finally >found you. Tsunami: ::as Zedd:: The almighty Fabrege God! >Mordant BANGS on Goldar's leg again. >MORDANT >Yo, earth to Bigfoot! Ayeka: National Equirerer's calling you. >Goldar SWATS Mordant. >GOLDAR >Watch your mouth, fuzz-ball! Seiyuka: More like pigsty-ball! >ZEDD >SILENCE! Seiyuka: Sorry! >RITA (to Goldar) >Where did you FIND this rabid >little rodent, anyway?! Tsunami: ::as Goldar:: The forest. >GOLDAR >Mordant's my second cousin three >times removed on my mother's >side. He`s just visiting for the >summer. Tsunami: To quote Merc: "Do we give?" >RITA >Well put a muzzle on him! All: Please! ::The guys start struglling to their seats:: >Mordant GRUMBLES under his breath. Meanwhile, Zedd aims is >staff at the chamber and BURSTS a blast of energy. The egg >opens up with a wHOOSH of decompressing air. webs of >ELECTRICITY BRANCH OUT, followed by a SWIRL OF BLACK SMOKE. Sonic: ::coming to:: Whoo! Who died in here?! >When the smoke clears we see a BUBBLING, PURPLE, PHOSPHOSCENT >OOZE. The group gathers around -- Rita sticks a finger in o >the sticky substance. All: Ew! >RITA >What... you spent two thousand >years looking for this tub of >SNOT! All: EW! >As if in response, the ooze BOILS AND FROTHS. Zedd and Rita >are too busy arguing to notice this. Ashura: Those two fight more than Ryoko and Ayeka! Merc: Yep. >ZEDD >Don't you ever have anything nice >to say?! >RITA >Well, if I did I certainly >wouldn't say it to you! Vegeta: No duh! You're bad guys! >We hear a SLITHERING SLURPING SOUND as the substance RISES UP >AND TAKES ON THE GHASTLY SHAPE OF IVAN OOZE. Mordant tugs at Zedd. >MORDANT >Boss. >ZEDD >For your information this is not >just your average, run-of-the- >mill tub of snot ! Merc: ::as Zedd:: It's INDUSTRAL STRENGTH! >RITA >You're trying to tell me there`re >different levels of snot?! All: Yep! >MORDANT >Boss. >ZEDD >WHAT! >Zedd and Rita finally notice Ivan, standing with his lips >apart, All: ::cover their mouths in "pain":: >revealing jagged teeth, Sonic: Looks like someone needs braces! >one of which is made of >GLISTENING SILVER. Trunks: So? >He stretches his sinewy arms, releases an enormous YAWN, puts >his hands on his head, CRACKS it. Ashura: He dun killed himself! >IVAN >Ahhhhhhhh. Ayeka: The neck crack that refreshes! >Now he SMACKS his lips together, opens his arms theatrically >and gives his trademark stance. Vegeta: And that is.........? >IVAN >Ladies and Gentlemen... the OOZE >is back!! All: Yay. >Rita blushes. >RITA >He's so cute. Tsunami: Yeah, cute like a stomach pump! >Zedd flashes her an angry look, turns back to Ivan. >ZEDD >I am Lord Zedd, sworn enemy of >all that is good and decent. Ashura: Pssh. >It >is a supreme honor to finally >meet you. >Ivan gives a slight bow. >IVAN >How can I ever repay you? Sonic and Seiyuka: ::hopefully:: END THE MOVIE! END THE MOVIE! >ZEDD >Do you recall the name... Zordon >of Eltare? >Ivan's face goes dark, THUNDER RUMBLES and the site LIGHTS UP >WITH A FLASH OF LIGHTNING. ::Tsunami get angry and fill the room with pyrotechnics as energy shoot from her. If they had know it, her anger was screwing around with the other Juraian ships.:: >Mordant turns to Goldar. >MORDANT >Seems to ring a bell. Ayeka: To both Ooze and Tsunami. >ZEDD >I want you to destroy Zordon, so >that my evil may once again reign >SUPREME. All: PLEASE! >IVAN (hissing) Sonic: Better get that air leak fixed. >I will not only destroy him, I >will OBLITERATE his entire being. >It will be like Zordon >of Eltare never EXISTED! >RITA >Finally, a real man. Seiyuka: That's coming from a woman who's married to a bag of bones. >Goldar hands Ivan a scrap of paper. Trunks: ::as Goldar:: It's our grocery list! >GOLDAR >Here's his address. >IVAN (reading) >"... left off Interstate 12?!" >(puzzled) >What's an "interstate"? Vegeta: A villian that doesn't know what an interstate is? That's a first! >MORDANT >It's like a freeway. How long >have you been locked up? ! Ayeka: Longer than Miss Ryoko if he doesn't know that. >ZEDD >We shall leave you to weave your >wicked ways. Tsunami: ::as Ooze:: But I don't knit! ::rimshot:: >RITA >Now we go out on the town. First >dinner, then dancing, then -- All: SHUT UP! >BZZWAPP!! The foursome DE-MATERIALIZE. All: Yay! >IVAN >What is that odious stench? Tsunami: You. >His eyes come alive. >IVAN >Smell's like... TEENAGERS! ::Sonic, Seiyuka, Merc, and Ashura smell their underarms:: Sonic: We don't smell THAT bad, do we? >17 OMITTED All: YAY! >18 EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE - NIGHT >On cue, the Power Rangers TELEPORT into the construction site. Vegeta: Oh, yeah. Them. >They're surrounded by rock piles, pools of water and a plethora >of building supplies. Billy looks down at the mud puddle he's >standing in. Seiyuka: He wet 'em! >BILLY >Remind me to have a word with >Alpha about his teleporting >calculations. Seiyuka: Now, don't blame your accident on the robot. >They survey the construction site for a moment. Sonic and Ashura: Would you like to take a survey?! >AISHA >Anybody see anything? Ayeka: I see you six, the background, the crew.... >TOMMY >... Let's take a look over there. Vegeta: Let's not and say we did. >They advance up a slope -- the egg comes into view. Sonic: Eggman in a cameo appearance. >ROCKY (alarmed) >It looks like it's been opened! All: NO DUH! >The kids get close to the egg, looking it over with >fascination. Suddenly a hand falls on Aisha. Trunks: Yikes! It's that hand from the last fic we read! >SECURITY GUARD (O.S.} >Hey! Tsunami: Arnold! >They all whirl around and see the first Security Guard. He >half smiles, shaking his head. Merc: ::as Security Guard:: I hate you kids, it's funny. >SECURITY GUARD >You had me scared there. >AISHA >Makes two of us. >KIMBERLY >You haven't by any chance seen >a ... morphological being lurking >around? Sonic: And how the HELL is he supposed to know what that is? >SECURITY GUARD >The only thing I've seen is you >teenagers. >(beat) ::All attack the screen:: >And you know... if there's one >thing in the world I reeeeally >hate.... Merc:....It's not being able to hurt anyone on the screen. >CLOSE ON HIS FACE as it SHAPE-SHIFTS INTO THE+ HIDEOUS VISAGE OF >IVAN OOZE. ::All cover their faces:: >IVAN >It's TEENAGERS Sonic,Seiyuka,Merc,Ashura: HEY! >KIMBERLY >GroSS! >IVAN >You're too kind. Allow me to >introduce myself. I am the >infamous, world-reviled, >universally despised, IVAN OOZE! ::All twirl their fingers:: >ROCKY >Well, pack your bags cause we're >sending you back where you came >from! Ayeka: So, they're putting him back in the egg! >IVAN >Gee, a teenager with a big mouth. >Not much has changed in six >thousand years. >KIMBERLY >we're not just teenagers, raisin- >head. Seiyuka: Yeah! They're idiotic teenagers! >TOMMY >We're the Mighty Morphin Power >Rangers! Seiyuka: That too. >Ivan puts his hands to his face in mock fear. >IVAN >Ooooh, where's my autoqraph >book?. Trunks: "Autoqrath"? That's a new one. >He looks them over reproachfully. IVAN Power Rangers, huh? So Zordon is still using a bunch of rug-rats ::All hum the Rugrats theme:: >to do his dirty work. And >speaking of rats... >Ivan raises both hands -- ELECTRICITY SHOOTS OUT HIS FINGERS >and the kids DIVE CLEAR as the bolt ZAPS A THRONG OF RATS. Sonic: A THONG OF RATS?!?! ::All shudder:: >Now, incredibly, the RATS GROWN INTO GRUNTING, SNARLING MAN >SIZED RAT-BEASTS. Trunks: Ah, now he's ripping off the Ninja Turtles! >IVAN >From this moment forth, the world >as you know it SHALL CEASE TO >EXIST! Vegeta: ::as Ooze:: Saban now owns you! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! ::The others scoot back from Vegeta:: Merc: May I remind you that Saban once owned YOU! Vegeta: ::sulks:: You just HAD to bring that back up. ::Sonic laughs at him:: At least I did have a bunch of DiCs do my show! Sonic: ::Stands on his seat:: HOW WAS I TO KNOW SOMEONE LIKE THAT URKEL WOULD DO MY VOICE ON THOSE CARTOONS! >Ivan raises his arms -- thunder CRACKLES and LIGHTNING RIPS >ACROSS THE SKY. Vegeta: ::as Ooze:: AND I USE THE POWER OF PIKACHU, TOO! ::Ashura instinctivly curls up in the fetal position:: Ayeka: Ashura, Vegeta said that. You don't have to worry about me yelling at you anyway. I've gotten over it. >IVAN >WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE! Merc: But we're not asleep! >An EXPLOSION OF PURPLE SMOKE CONSUMES IVAN. ::All cough:: >ROCKY >He's gone. All: Yay! >The RATS ATTACK! Ashura: The sequel to "Mars Attacks" >ADAM >Let's take these beasts!! Merc: ::as Adam:: On a date! >Tommy gets off a stellar CROSS-HOCK TAKEDOWN, Kimberly delivers >a world class HEEL STOMP, Billy executes a lethal REVERSE >HANDSWORD. Despite their valiant efforts, the Rangers ar >being overwhelmed by the fierce combatants. ::All cheer for the bad guys:: >19 INT. COMMAND CENTER - NIGHT >SMOKE POURS from various circuit boards, numerous control >panels VIBRATE. Tsunami: I see the Y2K bug finally hit them. >ZORDON >Alpha, my sensors tell me the >Rangers were too late! Ivan is >on his way here! >ALPHA 5 >Hey, NOBODY enters the Command >Center without a power coin! Sonic: I use power rings. Does that count? >There's a BLEET, BLEET -- emergency lights start FLASHING near >the entrance. Alpha watches, forlorn, as OOZE SEEPS through >the hairline cracks in the door. Ayeka: ::as Alpha:: The toilet overflowed again! >ALPHA 5 >Well... ALMOST nobody. Sonic: No duh. >The ooze SLITHERS AND GURGLES ACROSS THE FLOOR, once again >IVAN RISES UP. He takes in the state-of-the-art surroundings. Ashura and Merc: ::singing:: Welcome to Circuit City. Where service is state-of-the-art... >IVAN >Gee... pretty fancy-shmancy. I Ayeka: I've seen better. >guess if you invest your money >well over SIXTY centuries you can >buy something pretty nice. Seiyuka: And this place IS NOT! >Alpha drops into a Karate stance, makes some BRUCE LEE NOISES >then LUNGES. >ALPHA 5 >HI , YAH ! Vegeta: ::as Ronald McDonald:: Hi, ya! >Ivan holds his arm out, ZAPS Alpha with an electrical charge >Alpha starts spinning. All: We're gonna be sick! >ALPHA 5 >Welcome to Wiener World. May I >take your order, please? Tsunami: ::as Ed from "Burger World":: Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. May I take your order? >ZORDON >You haven't changed, Ooze. >You're still picking on creatures >smaller than yourself. Trunks: ::as Ooze:: Well, at least *I* have a body! >Ivan slowly circles Zordan's column of light, Zordon turns >with him. Sonic: Hey, look! Zordon's imitating the eye from Mario 64! >IVAN >Put a cork in it "Z" . Ten >minutes out of the egg and I'm >already listening to one of your >lectures. >(he explodes furiously) All: YAY! HE EXPLODED! >You robbed me of my PRIME! I was >the Supreme Ruler of the most >foul Empire in the Universe. I >was the King of Calamity. The >Duke of Destruction. The big man >on campus! Ashura: The big cheese, The big Kahuna.... >(beat) >And then you came along. You >locked me into your stuffy little >hyperlock-chamber Ayeka: I thought that Order thing stuffed him there? Ashura: Just smile and nod. >and tossed me >into the depths like yesterdays >TRASH! >ZORDON >It worked for six thousand years. >IVAN >Don't remind me! Merc: Yes, please. >IVAN >Do you have any idea what it's >like to be cooped up in a rotten >egg for six thousand years? It's >BORING! Not to mention I've had >a Charlie horse since the >Renaissance! But now the tables >are turned. Now... >IVAN raises his hands - he is holding a flute and he PLAYS A FEW >NOTES ::All cover their ears:: Ayeka: My ears! Sonic: That's not how you use the Mystic Melody! >IVAN >... it's time to pay the PIPER! Trunks: How much? >He uses the flute like a lightning rod -- A BOLT OF LIGHTNING >BLASTS A PANEL TO SMITHEREENS. Tsunami: Yay! >IVAN >Oh, the things that I have >missed. The BLACK PLAGUE! >He blows up another PANEL. Tsunami: Alright! ::The others look at her:: >IVAN >The SPANISH INQUISITION! >(another bolt) ::the others shrug:: All: Yeah! Keep going! Blast 'em! >The 70's! Merc: He missed THAT?! >HE BLOWS UP ANOTHER PANEL. Ivan CASTS ANOTHER LIGHTNING BOLT, >DEMOLISHING AN ENERGY PILLAR. Ayeka: Keep going! He deserves to destroy him! >IVAN >And now, finally, I have the >strength to DESTROY your pathetic >powers FOREVER!! Seiyuka: What? He didn't before? >ZORDON >YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! >IVAN >I've got a NEWS flash for you >LIGHT-BRIGHT -- I ALREADY HAVE! All: ::at the same time:: HE ALREADY HAS! >Now Ivan begins to THROW LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE, LAYING >THE COMMAND CENTER TO WASTE. ::Merc and Tsunami begin laughing manically:: Ayeka: Tsunami! SNAP OUT OF IT! ::slaps her silly:: Tsunami: Oh,...I...I'm sorry...I guess this movie got to me. >Ivan laughs in the b.g. as Alpha continues to spin, >moving his arms in and out. >ALPHA 5 >You put your left probe in, you >put your left probe out, you put >your left probe in and you shake >it all about. You do the hokey- >pokey and you turn yourself >around... Sonic: His home's being destroyed, the floating head's dying, and the walking snotball's winning and all he can do is the HOKEY-POKEY?! Sounds reasonable. >20 EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE - NIGHT >Two rats charge Aisha and she LEAPS UPWARD - the pair SMASH >into each other. Seiyuka: ::winces:: >Rocky picks up a two-by-four and starts SPARRING with another >rat. Vegeta: COWARD! The rat doesn't HAVE one! >Billy SHOVES A HUGE WOODEN-SPOOL down a slope and it >ROLLS INTO A COUPLE OF RATS, BOWLING THEM OVER. Trunks: STRIKE! >One rat CRACKS IT'S TAIL like a whip, KNOCKING Adam to >the ground. Ayeka: Yay! >Another rat gets Kimberly in a bear hug and she makes a >face. Tsunami: Aw. Ain't that sweet? >KIMBERLY >RAT breath!! Ashura: Look who's talking? >She grabs a handful of his whiskers. >KIMBERLY >Somebody needs a shave. >She YANKS THEM OUT, the rat SQUEALS and releases her. The >fight well, but the rats start to get the upperhand. All: ::start cheering. LOUDLY!:: TOMMY IT'S MORPHIN TIME! Merc: I KNEW IT! THEY ARE DRUGGIES! >The Rangers click their power coins into their power morphers. Sonic:....and power walk to their power lunches! >KIMBERLY >PTERODACTYL! Tsunami: CABBIT! >BILLY >TRICERATOPS! Sonic: SUPER SONIC! >ROCKY >TYRANNOSAURUS! Vegeta: VELOCIRAPTOR! >ADAM >MASTODON! Merc: HORTON THE ELEPHANT! >AISHA >SABER TOOTH TIGER! Ayeka: DINO! >TOMMY >WHITE TIGER! Seiyuka: TONY THE TIGER! >RANGERS >MORPHENOMENAL! Merc: I STILL think they're druggies! >They JUMP INTO THE AIR and they're ENGULFED IN A DAZZLING >GOLDEN LIGHT Sonic: Great! Now they're stealing my Super Sonic transformation! >as we do a 3D MOVIE VERSION OF THEIR >TRANSFORMATION INTO COSTUME. >They all LAND and there's a WHIRRING SOUND as all six of the >face pieces POLARIZE so we can see their faces. The rats >immediately scurry off. All: ::as rats:: Eww! They're ugly! We don't wanna be here anymore! >TOMMY >Let's teach these vermin a few >manners. Sonic: ::as Tommy:: Like being housebroken! >AISHA >Activating Power Beam! Ashura: ::as Austin Powers:: Machine Gun jugglies! Now why didn't I see those! >A YELLOW BEAM SLICES THROUGH THE DARKNESS. ::Sonic spins to imitate the 'slicing yellow beam':: >Aisha leads the >group through the site. >KIMBERLY >Everybody stay alert. >(CONTINUED) - NEXT FILE All: NO! Ashura: Let's get outta here.... ::All leave:: "Well, this place is...well,..." Tsunami said as Sonic gave her a tour of the Satellite. "Yeah, well. That's the only thing we can say about this place." Sonic said with a chuckle. "I wasn't the first one here, but I'm sure Eggman enjoys me up here A LOT!" "::sigh:: I have yet to figure out how come you guys haven't gone nuts yet." Tsunami said. "Don't ask." Sonic said, shaking his head. "I've always asked myself that question." Tsunami giggled at that comment. "I have to admire all of your bravery." Tsunami said. "Thanks....I guess." Sonic said "I wonder what Sabian's doing now?" "Glad you asked that question, Sonic!" A voice said from the PA. "Come to the bridge! I found a way out!" "Who was that?" Tsunami asked "It's Sabian! He made it!" Sonic said as the two rushed to the bridge. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- At the bridge, everyone was gathered around. On the "Hexfield Viewscreen" was the face of Sabian. "Well, boy. How much longer must we wait?!" Vegeta growled. "Not much longer!" He said as he was fiddling with his armor. A wire was attached to a computer. "Can't believe Eggman moved!" A few seconds later, a bing came up. "YES! Now to send each of you home!" On the bridge, everyone was cheering. "Finally, I can rejoin my beloved Lord-Tenchi!" Ayeka said. "Sure, so me and Tenchi can pull you and Ryoko off again!" Sonic said. "I'm just happy we don't havta worry about anymore fics and the such!" Ashura said. "Everyone huddle up!" Sabian said. "And here we go!" He pushed a few buttons on his armor and..... "HE'S GONE!" Seiyuka shouted. A few moments later, Sabian was back up on the bridge. "Oh, never mind." "Excuse me." Sabian said, walking out. A few seconds later, a string of curses came out. Then he came back, a bit happier. "Damn, I can't believe how close we were to leaving...." Sonic snickered. "Mr. I-Can-Do-Anything screwed up!" Sabian, angered, jumped the hedgehog and the two fight it out. "I think these two need a time out!" Trunks said. In a few button pushes, the two were in seperate cells. "Now what?" Ashura said. That was answered by the lights and sirens off the Movie Sign. "::sigh:: Let's go." Releasing the two, they all rushed through the doors and back to the theater. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- (They take their seats, Sabian takes the last one.) Sabian: Soooo, what's the fic today? Others: Power Rangers the Movie. Sabian: Eggman will die. >PAGES 21 ONWARDS >20 CONTINUED: (2) 20 >They pass a bulldozer, some scaffolding Sabian: ....some girders, and a steamroller heading for them, piloted by ME! >ADAM >Hold it... >They come to a stop. ::All make screeching sounds:: >ADAM (pointing) >I heard something over there. Sonic: It's Sabian's steamroller! >BILLY >Activating Audio Enhancer! Merc: Sounds like something you'd put in your car radio. >AN AUTO-PHONIC RECEIVER POPS OUT of the side of Billy's >helmet. As he turns his head, the receivers ROTATE. ::Ayeka makes ridiculous radar sounds:: >SOUND EFFECT: We hear silence and then... a RASPY >BREATHING, followed by a GUTTURAL SNARL. Seiyuka: It's Darth Vader! >BILLY >They're on the other side of that >wall. Tsunami: Hey! They're cheating! >The Rangers advance along a cement wall, slowly round a >corner. Aisha's light PANS THROUGH THE GLOOM. Ashura: Gloom! GLOOM! ::Ayeka backhands him:: ACK! MY NODE! >TOMMY >Anybody see them? Trunks: Do we want to? >ROCKY >Activating Power Scope! Vegeta: Now they're using a SNES device! >A SCOPE SNAPS into place over Rocky's left eye. Ashura: Now his pretending to be the Borg. >P.O.V. - THROUGH POWER TRACKER >We see HEAT SENSOR OUTLINES, PULSATING WITH COLOR. COMMAND >GRAPHIC: SEARCH MODE. Merc: So that's what a high looks like! >Lines VECTOR and SCAN Sonic: No, Vector is a crocodile! And I don't know anyone named Scan. >as Rocky searches the area. Eventually >he looks up and the lines LOCK ON TO THE PULSATING FORMS OF >THE RATS. >ROCKY >THEY'RE ABOVE US!! ::All look up:: >The creatures LEAP DOWN and we see the Rangers pull off >KICKS, SUCKER PUNCHES, SPINBACK-ROUNDHOUSES, you name it. Ashura: Ho! Haha! Turn! Dodge! Parry! Spin! Thrust! >One of the beasts TACKLES Tommy and the pair go TUMBLING >OWN A TWENTY FOOT ROCK PILE. Tsunami: How does one "tumble own a twenty foot rock pile"? Ashura: It's called a spelling mistake. >Aisha picks up a handful of dirt >AISHA >Hey, handsome! Guys: Yes? ::Seiyuka slaps Trunks:: Seiyuka: You....you....::slaps him again:: I hate you! Trunks: Geez, it was only a joke! >A beast turns -- Aisha FLINGS dirt in his eyes. >AISHA >My mistake. Trunks: See? Seiyuka: ::sighs:: I'm sorry. >She follows through with an OVER SHOULDER THROW -- >the beast CRASHES INTO A JOHNNY-ON-THE-SPOT. All: Ew! >Rocky fights another beast and the creature SWINGS >UP THROUGH SCAFFOLDING with phenomenal dexterity. Rocky goes >after him. Merc: Are we supposed to believe this? >TOMMY >SABA SABER? Ayeka: Why are you asking us? It's your weapon. >The talking Saber appears in Tommy's hand. >SABA (yawning) Vegeta: ::waving hand over face:: Whew! Morning breath! >What a DREAM I was having! Tsunami: Please, don't say what it is. We don't wanna know. >TOMMY >We've got company. Trunks: ::as Saba:: Really? And I don't have a thing to wear. >Saba sees the rats. >SABA >Rats! I hate rats! Sonic: ::as Indiana Jones:: Snakes! I hate snakes! >We hear a PRIMITIVE CRY ::All make ridiculous monkey noises:: >as a beast SLAMS INTO ADAM, All: YAY! GO RATS! >SENDS HIM CATAPULTING. Adam rises, speaks in a low growl. Sabian: ::roars:: >ADAM >Bad move, Willard! >He holds his hand in the air. Vegeta,Trunks,Seiyuka: DESTRUCTO-DISK! Ashura: WORLD SHAKING! ::A hail of energy blasts hit the four.:: Tsunami: I think they pissed off Krillin and Sailor Uranus! >ADAM >STEGA-STINGER! >The STEGA-STINGER appears in Adam`s hand. He aims >it toward an overhang, FIRES. A thin wire SHOOTS OUT -- the >Stinger at the end PIERCES the overhang. Tsunami: ::singing:: Spider-DORK, Spider-DORK, does whatever a Spider-DORK can... >ADAM >Coming through! >Adam leaps off a platform, SWINGS THROUGH THE AIR like Tarzan, All: ::Yell like Tarzan:: >SLAMS into the rat and sends him CATAPULTING. >ADAM >Target Neutralized? Sabian: Why are you asking us THAT? >KIMBERLY >Raptor-Ribbon! Ayeka: This has more dinosaur refrences than the entire Jurassic Park series >A contraption APPEARS in Kimberly's hand and she throws her arm >out -- a LONG RIBBON SWIRLS out and tangles itself around the >rat. Merc: Simon Belmont she's NOT! >KIMBERLY >Now you see `em. >She yanks the ribbon pulling the rat into an opening -- he >DISAPPEARS. >KIMBERLY >Now you don't. Seiyuka: For THEIR next trick, THEY kick the crap outta another Ranger! Billy takes a hit, ROLLS across the ground. Trunks: Good call! >He stops inches >away from a twenty foot drop-off. All: ::cusses:: >The beast CHARGES HIM, he ducks and the beast GOES FLYING >THROUGH THE AIR AND SPLASHES DOWN IN ONE OF THE MUDDY POOLS >OF WATER. Sonic: What's with the refrences of Billy and water?! >BILLY >Not the brightest of beasts. Sabian: Oh, and you are? >Rocky is now up in the scaffolding. He DROPS TEN FEET through >the air, LANDS ON ONE END OF A BOARD. Vegeta: I hope those rats catapalt him. >There's a beast at the other end and he goes FLIPPING THROUGH >THE AIR. Ashura: And Wile E. Coyote weeps openly. >Tommy throws Saba Saber and the knife SWOOPS THROUGH THE AIR >and zings around the beasts as they try to knock him down. >SABA >Na na na na na! All: BATMAN! >The rats chase after Saba as he heads into a water-slicked >area. There's a large power cable running across it. Once >all the rats are in the water, Saba kamikaze dives into the >cable, SLICING IT OPEN WITH AN ERUPTION OF SPARKS. Seiyuka: Cutting power to half the city. >The water >SIZZLES WITH ELECTRICITY and the rats GO UP IN A PUFF OF SMOKE. >SABA >Fried mice, anyone? Sabian: How about fried RANGERS! >We see the six original small rats scurry away, SQUEAKING. All: ::as rats:: You big meanies! We're gonna tell our MOOOOM! >Suddenly, there's an EXPLOSION OF ELECTRICAL ACTIVITY and the >Rangers watch, stunned, as their COSTUMES DE-MATERIALIZE All: AAAAAAAAHHHH! THEY'RE NUDE!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Ayeka: My virgin EYES! Seiyuka: Y'know, that Tommy looks kinda like Tenchi. Ayeka: TOMMY _DIES_! Noone DARES look like my one true love! >and >they appear back in civilian clothes. Vegeta: Whew! No nudies! >KIMBERLY >What's going on?! Merc: Uh, you just powered down! >Billy tries his wrist communicator. >BILLY >Alpha, come in! >There's no response. ::All makes ridiculous phone noises:: >TOMMY >We'd better get back. >They all hit their communicators and nothing happens. Trunks: Well, maybe it would if they weren't hitting their watches. >AISHA (worried) >Something's wrong! Sonic: ::as Aisha:: We aren't getting the ratings as we used to! >TOMMY >Come on, guys... >They hurry off. All: YAY! THEY'RE GONE! >21 EXT. COMMAND CENTER - NIGHT 21 >The Rangers climb a mountain path, all of them looking alarmed. Merc: They ran from the city to that place?! I find that impossible! Sonic: Yeah, except for Mr. I-Can-Do-Anything-But-Save-My-Friends! ::Sabian pulls out a blaster and flash fries Sonic. Seiyuka takes out her weapon, a Tenchiken-like sword, and whacks him upside the head with the hilt:: Seiyuka: Stop fighting! Merc: I like having him back! >Up ahead, there's a PILLAR OF BLACK SMOKE rising from the >Command Center. Sonic: ::coughs:: And that's why you should never have a cookout inside! >22 INT. COMMAND CENTER - NIGHT 22 >The place is trashed -- there's SMOKING debris, ravaged panels, >exposed wires and mechanisms. The kids move through the >wreckage in numb silence. Sabian: ::rubbing the spot where the hilt hit:: Wow! Whoever did that should get an award! >TOMMY (barely audible) >... what happened here?... Tsunami: A ball of SNOT came by and BLEW it UP! Sabian: You're kidding me?! >Adam spots Alpha's arm protruding from a mound of rubble. Merc: YAY! The robot's dead! >ADAM >Guys! >The kids quickly uncover the battered robot. Merc: CRAP! Sonic: Don't worry, you can blow him up later. >BILLY >Alpha, are you okay?! Ayeka: ::as Alpha:: I just had my animatronic ASS handed to me! What do you think?! >ALPHA 5 >I'll GET you my pretty, and your >little DOG toa!! Ashura: Offhand, I'd say he's dog food. >BILLY >He must've blown an anitromic >demodulator! >KIMBERLY (stunned) >Oh, no... Seiyuka: ::as Kim:: What's an anitromic demodulator? >Everybody follows Kimberly's gaze, thunderstruck expressions >coming over them. Sabian: And a 70% chance of rain. >Laying on a destroyed bed of crystals is Zordon. He is still a >SHIMMERING SPECTRAL being, only now he s aged a good fifty >years. ::Tsunami jumps up and starts cheering:: Sabian: What's her problem?! Sonic: Mr. Chalk-face owed her money. He never paid her. >The kids stand over him, forlorn. Vegeta: Forlorn?! What's a forlorn?! >AISHA >... What's happening to him?' Trunks: He's suffering from all that stress! >BILLY >Outside of his time warp he's >aging at a vastly acellerated >rate! Vegeta: Oh, stop milking it! He's gonna die! Sonic: Don't 'cha mean 'go to another dimension'? ::Vegeta blastes Sonic:: Vegeta: Mention that again, and I WILL SEND _YOU THERE_! >KIMBERLY >We have to help him! >Zordon opens his eyes. Sabian: ::as Zordon:: Damn. You're still here. >ZORDON >... Rangers... thank goodness >you're safe. >The kids drop down beside him. Ashura: BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD, HAIM SABAN! THEN BOW DOWN TO THE EVEN MIGHTIER GODS PIONEER, AKIRA TORIYAMA AND YUJI NAKA!!! Tsunami, Ayeka, Vegeta, Trunks, Sonic: BOO-YAH! >TOMMY >We have to get you back inside >your time warp. Sonic: ::makes Mario pipe entrance:: >ZORDON >I'm afraid that's impossible... >The power has been destroyed. ::All raise their eyebrows:: >It's gone... The Zords, the >weapons... all of it. ::All get big grins on their faces:: >(beat) Vegeta: ...the last level of Super Mario Bros. >The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers >are no more. ::Party streamers and music start going as they all cheer for a few minutes. Then, they return to normal and watch the script:: >The kids are stunned. Kimberly gently takes Zordon's hand. Seiyuka: ::as Kim:: My hand! >KIMBERLY >Zordon... you can't leave us. >Ever since you came into our >lives... you've been like another >father `to us all.- Trunks: ::as Kim:: Our biological father, that is! ::Vegeta and Seiyuka hit Trunks:: Vegeta: THAT'S SICK, BOY! Seiyuka: Have you been hanging around that other Satellite?! Sonic: No, that would be me! >ZORDON >... You must be strong... Ivan >almost overthrew the planet >once... and now I'm afraid he >has the strength to see his >scheme through. Ayeka: ...then all of a sudden, Goku and Miss Ryoko come by and blast Ivan Ooze into dust and put the Rangers out of a job. The end. Others: Wishful thinking. >Zordon closes his eyes. Tommy puts a hand on Kimberly's >shoulder. The kids slowly rise, all of them looking utterly >despondent. Billy turns to Alpha. Vegeta: Now I KNOW that boy will be a virgin! >BILLY >what're we going to do? Ashura: First, you should start a sentence with a captial letter. >ALPHA 5 >I do not LIKE Green Eggs and Ham! >I do not like them, Sam-I-am! Merc: Shoot me! SHOOT ME NOW! I DON'T WANNA SUFFER THIS PUNISHMENT ANYMORE! ::Ashura grabs and shakes Merc:: Ashura: SNAP OUTTA IT! IF WE FOLD, EGGMAN WINS! >Billy opens a panel on Alpha's back, makes an adjustment. >Alpha's head rolls back like he's going to sneeze. Merc: ::Calming down:: But, he ends up launching it off his body! >ALPHA 5 >Ah-Ah-Ahhhh-CHOO!! >SPARKS BURST from where his nose should be. He SNIFFS. Sabian: ...crack. >ALPHA 5 >Thanks, Billy. >Rocky hands Alpha a hanky, Alpha wipes his nose area. Ashura: Oh, leave your area alone. >ADAM >There has to be something we can >do. Sabian and Merc: PARTY! >TOMMY >Come on, guys, think! Tsunami: ::as Winnie the Pooh:: Think, think, think. Ayeka: ::stunned:: Tsunami! I never thought.... Tsunami: That's just one of the many side effects of being bonded with Sasami. Sasami's Voice: HEY! >Aisha turns to Alpha. >AISHA >Alpha. Is there any way we can >defeat this monster? Any way at >all? Vegeta: Yeah. Step aside at let REAL heros stop him! >ALPHA 5 >... Perhaps there is a way... I >have heard tales of another >power. Sonic: ::as Alpha:: It's so powerful, it caused the California Blackouts! >ADAM >What?! >ALPHA 5 >... They say that somewhere >beyond the Hyperion Constellation >there exists a mythological power >that is beyond all comprehension. Vegeta: And if you believe that, then I got oceanfront property in Satan City to sell ya! >TOMMY >How can we get to it? >ALPHA 5 >As the legend goes, the power is >impossible to obtain. Ashura: Then why are you TELLING THEM!!!! >ROCKY >We have to try, Alpha. It's our >only hope. Ayeka: Help me,....oh, forget it. It gets old. >Alpha shakes his head. Ashura: ::Pulls out maracas and shakes them:: >ALPHA 5 >It's far too dangerous. Zordon >would never allow it. >AISHA >If we don't try, Zordon won't >survive! Merc: Hmm. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Tough choice! >ADAM >If Ivan Ooze isn't stopped, >nobody will survive. Sabian: Actually, everyone in their world won't survive >Alpha heaves a sigh. Vegeta: And crushes the Rangers with it. >ALPHA 5 >Ay, yi, yi, yi. >(beat) Merc: Alpha! >The legend speaks of a Master >Warrior who lives on the planet >Phaedos... This is the only >person who knows the secrets of >the power. Vegeta: Sounds like Yoda >AISHA >How can we reach Phaedos? Ashura: Second star to the right and straight 'til morning! >Alpha heaves a SIGH. Sabian: He's been throwing sighs like no one's business >ALPHA 5 >Zordon's going to have my >orbicular spheroids when he hears >out about this! Merc: Heh,heh,heh. Sabain even dubs saying 'balls'! >The kids exchange curious looks as Alpha opens a compartment >and removes a vile filled with RADIOLUMINESCENT ENERGY. Sonic: Wow, the power is actually radiation material! >ALPHA 5 >This is an emergency reserve of >morphonic emissions. It should >be enough to get -you there. >He approaches a damaged panel, loads in the vile. Merc: HEY! Leave Vile alone! >ALPHA 5 >There is one problem. I only >have enough reserve to send you >Phaedos... I can't bring you >back. >ADAM >So how do we get back? >Alpha gives them a grim look. All: ::very dark:: You don't! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >ALPHA 5 >... You'll have to pray that the >legends are true. Ayeka: And we're praying that it isn't! >Alpha keys in coordinates. >ALPHA 5 >You're sure you want to do this?! >The Rangers share purposeful looks. Vegeta: ?! He said an action?! Now this movie IS OFFICALLY SCREWED UP! >TOMMY >It's our only hope. >Alpha shakes his head, punches in the final codes. Trunks: On his Gameshark! >ALPHA >Safe journey, Rangers! Tsunami: Yeah, right. >He pulls a lever. :: Sonic makes ridiculous casino machine noises:: >ALPHA 5 >BE CAREFUL!! >The kids TRANSFORM INTO SIX STREAKS OF COLOR AND BLAST 0FF >THROUGH THE CEILING. Alpha shakes his head in despair. Seiyuka: ::as Alpha:: Now I got to plaster the ceiling AGAIN! >ALPHA 5 >Ay, yi, yi, yi. They're DOOMED!! Merc: For once, I agree with him! >23 thru 27 OMITTED >28 EXT. EARTH - NIGHT 28 >We see the SIX COLORED STREAKS BLAST away from earth and SHOOT >PAST the moon. Sonic: Oooh! A rainbow! >The CAMERA MOVES IN on Zedd's ominous palace which rises up out >of the tortured landscape. Zedd, Rita, Mordant and Goldar are >standing on the balcony. Sabian: ::as Zedd:: Man, those fireworks are STILL GOING! >29 INT. ZEDD'S PALACE - NIGHT 29 >Zedd, Rita and their minions are inside Zedd's dark palace >Goldar looks through Rita's telescope as Rita rants. Ashura: ::as Goldar:: WOW! I can see Pamela Anderson! >RITA (outraged) >How could he let them slip >through his hands?! He's no >better than the rest of the hired >help around here! Seiyuka: Look who's talking! >Goldar looks up from the telescope. >GOLDAR >According to the TX Tracker, >they're headed for Phaedos. Seiyuka: TX? What's that? >ZEDD >I'm gonna fire that slimeball so >fast his not gonna know what hit >him! >Ivan sweeps regally into the room. Ashura: There's a royalty joke in there. I just can't find it. Vegeta and Ayeka: Find it and suffer! >IVAN >Hi, honey, I'm home ! >RITA >You garlic-sucking DINGLEBRAIN! >The Rangers are going after the >Great Power Seiyuka: ::as Ooze:: So? >(to Zedd) >I thought you said this guy was >the Master of Disaster? Trunks: ::as Zedd:: Did I say that? >(to Ivan) >He's nothing but a slime- >infested, jelly-bellied blob of -- >Ivan SNAPS his hand -- a WAD OF OOZE FLIES OUT, SPLATS RITA >across the mouth, muffling her. All: EW! >RITA >Rrgh mmffpprr brghuh!! Sabain: ::through his SKA:: She can't say that in a children's show! >ZEDD >How dare you?! Nobody shuts up >Rita but me! >IVAN >Sorry, slick, there's been a >slight'change of plans. >(arms out in trademark stance) ::Everyone stands up and does Ginyu Force-like poses, trying to figure out what his 'stance' is: >The "booger man" is taking over. >Ivan drops regally into Zedd's chair. >ZEDD >Nobody double-crosses Lord Zedd >and lives! Tsunami: So, if they single-cross or triple-cross him, they live? >Mordant slips behind Goldar, using him as a shield. >MORDANT >Zedd's gonna kick this snotball >into next week! Merc: SUUUUUUUURE, he is. >Zedd SHOOTS A BLAST from his staff -- Ivan is COVERED IN SPARKS. >IVAN >Ooooh, that tickles! Ayeka: ::as Tickle-Me-Elmo:: HAHAHAHAHA! That tickles! >Ivan raises his hands and the sparks DISAPPEAR. Merc: Away, foul sparks! >IVAN >My turn. Sabian: So he's gonna cover Zedd with sparks? >He ZAPS Rita and Zedd, and with a BRILLIANT FLASH, THEY'RE GONE. All: Ooh! Aah! >Mordant moves to a snow-globe on the table, his mouth falling >open. Zedd and Rita are INSIDE IT!! >Rita wipes the ooze off her mouth, RANTS IN A MUNCHKIN VOICE. Ashura: I'll scream if they start singing. >RITA >This is all your fault! If you'd >taken me out tonight like you >were suposed to, none of this >would've happened. All: YEAH! >Ivan turns menacingly to Goldar and Mordant. >IVAN >Now you have a choice, either >serve me, or join those >insufferable cheesedongs. Sonic: ::as Goldar:: Can we use a lifeline? >Mordant and Goldar exchange a look, then turn back to Ivan. >GOLDAR >We never liked the cheesedongs in >the first place. Tsunami: CHEESY POOFS! >MORDANT >Couldn''t stand them -- low-class >all the way. And did you catch >a whiff of their BREATH?! It's >like having a conversation with >a couple of ONIONS! Not to >mention... ::All begin to snore at the boring rant:: >Goldar throws a hand over Mordant's mouth, MUFFLING him. >GOLDAR (apologetic) >He's just visiting for the >summer. Sabian: Sheesh, why couldn't he stay away? (beat) Vegeta: him! >Now what about,the Rangers, oh >hideous one? Sonic: Hire Yogi Bear. He'll take care of them. Seiyuka: Wrong Rangers. >IVAN >Ah yes, the RANGERS!!! >He makes a HOARKING SOUND then SPITS OOZE ONTO THE FLOOR, ::all begin to retch:: >MORDANT >Gasunteidt. Trunks: Can'tspellright. >Now the OOZE GROWS INTO TEN TENGU WARRIORS -- BIRD-LIKE >CREATURES WITH LONG BEAKS AND ENORMOUS WINGS. Ashura: Ye-OW! Looks like Tweety's gonna get Sylvester! >THEY GOBBLE, SQUAWK AND CHIRP like newborn chickens, the >CACOPHONY GROWING LOUDER AND LOUDER until... >IVAN >SHUT YOUR BEAKS !! Tsunami: ::as teacher from Cow and Chicken:: Eh, SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE! >The Tengu fall dead silent. Sabian: Shouldn't that read, "The Tengu fall dead"? >IVAN >Tengu Warriors, you will fly to >Phaedos, find the Power >Rangers... and TEAR THEM APART! All: YAY! >The creatures make HORRENDOUS SQUAWKING SOUNDS AS THEY SPREAD >THEIR REPTILIAN WINGS. Ayeka: So their Pteradactyals! >IVAN >Mordant, go with them and report >back to me! >MORDANT >You know boss, I'd really like to >help out but I've got this >gastronomic condition which rules >out all space trave-- Sonic: Sheesh, just say you have space sickness >One of the Tengu grabs hold of Mordant and the FLOCK WINGS OFF >LIKE COLOSSAL BATS. Sabian: I thought they were birds? Ashura: Smile and nod. >MORDANT >IIIIIII!!! Trunks: MEEEEEEEEEEE! Seiyuka: YOUUUUUUUUU! Others: Shut UUUUUUUUUUUUUP! >ANGLE ON - SNOW GLOBE >Zedd waves his arms around in outrage. Ayeka: Look, he's trying to fly! >ZEDD >Isn't this just TYPICAL! We >finally do somebody a good turn >and just look what happens! >RITA >From now on it's E-V-I-L, NO >exceptions! Vegeta: Then, you shoulda joined up with Freiza! >RITA (optional line) Tsunami: ?! Why would she need an optional line. Ashura: ::under his breath:: Optional Line Muyo.... Ayeka: ::to Ashura:: Yes, there IS no need for an optional line! >It just goes to show, ya never go >into business with a booger. Sonic: They might just PICK you out! :: others groan :: >29A EXT. OUTER SPACE - NIGHT 29A >The Tengu warriors sweep toward us -- we see Mordant dangling >from one of the Tengu's talons. Sonic: ::wincing:: Ow. Ow. Ow. >MORDANT >Watch the HAIRRRRRRRR!! Ayeka: ::as prissy girl:: Like, omigod! I broke a nail! >He SWINGS PAST CAMERA and out of sight. >30 thru 32A OMITTED Sabian: Heh, musta been REAL bad! >32B EXT. SPACE 32B >The COLORED STREAKS OF LIGHT SHOOT THROUGH THE COSMOS, >heading down toward the planet, PHAEDOS. It's emerald >green with two radiant golden circles around it. Tsunami: Looks like Tatooine! >32C EXT. JUNGLE CLEARING / PHAEDOS - DAY 32C Sonic: Hey, look! It's Green Forest! >The STREAKS OF COLOR hit the jungle floor and only FIVE RANGERS >MATERIALIZE. Merc: AT LAST! Someone finally decided to leave this trash! >TOMMY >Everybody okay? >KIMBERLY >Where' s BILLY? ! Sonic: Have you noticed something in the last few fics we've read? Ashura: No. What? Sonic: Someone seems to get out of the story quickly >The kids search the sky in a panic. >32D OMITTED Vegeta: They're taking parts out left and right! >32E INT. COMMAND CENTER - DAY >Alpha works frantically hitting buttons and levers. Sabian: ::as Alpha:: Damn casino machines! >ALPHA 5 >Ay, yi, yi, yi! The filamentary >transistors have malfunctioned! Merc: Do we GIVE! >SPARKS erupt from the panel, SINGING ALPHA. He snarls. >ALPHA 5 >Why you low-frequency, battery >operated -- Ashura: Hmm....sound like what the internet is! >Alpha winds up and DELIVERS A MIGHTY KICK to the panel. >suddenly comes to life with BLEEPS and BLIPS. Ayeka: ::as computer:: Why, you God---- mother ----er! Sonic: Such language for a Juraian princess! >32F EXT. JUNGLE CLEARING / PHAEDOS - DAY (OLD SC. 32C) >The Rangers continue scouring the sky as BILLY COMES FLYING. Merc: ::as Billy:: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *SPLAT!* >BILLY >WHOAAAAAAHHHH!!! >He SPLASHES DOWN in a puddle. Tsunami: Okay, this is getting ridiculous! >AISHA >BILLY!! >The others quickly gather around him. Merc: And kick his ass! >KIMBERLY >You okay? >BILLY >I think so. >Billy looks down at the puddle. >BILLY >This puddle thing is really >getting on my nerves. Sonic: No kidding. >They help Billy up then take in the exotic jungle environment. >They hear all sorts of EXOTIC ANIMAL SOUNDS. Ryo-ohki: ::running up and leaping onto Tsunami's lap:: Miya! Miya! ME-YAH! Sabian: MOOOOOOOO! Vegeta: BAAAAAAAAH! Sonic: ::makes Chao sounds:: >AISHA >Welcome to beautiful downtown >Phaedos. Sonic: ::as announcer from Jurassic Park:: Welcome to Jurassic Park! >ROCKY >... Incredible... >Tommy gives them all an invigorating look. >TOMMY >Let's see if we can find this >Master warrior. >He leads the team down a narrow path. Seiyuka: Where they promptly get mugged. >32G EXT. CHEMICAL PLANT - DAY (OLD SC 32D) 32G >Establishing. Trunks: Now loading, please wait. >33 INT. CHEMICAL PLANT - DAY 33 Sonic: Waitasec! "Chemical Plant"?! First the Tornado, now the Chemical Plant Zone! LEAVE SOUTH ISLAND ALONE, SABAN! >Ivan is walking through a giant chemical plant with Goldar >IVAN >Taking over the world is one >thing. It's finding good help to >run it for you that's the killer. Sonic: Yeah, Eggman knows that firsthand! >GOLDAR >You want me to place a few calls? Ayeka: Yes, please. Four to be exact! One to the nearest pizza parlor, another to the nearest looney bin, another to the Masaki home and the last for Capsule Corp. Trunks: "Looney Bin", Ayeka? Ayeka: Yes, to put Eggman in. >Ivan shakes his head. Ayeka: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT?! I COMMAND YOU TO CALL! >IVAN >No need. Merc: ....for Tenchi! ::Ayeka pulls out her whip again, wraps it around him and flings him to the back.:: >I'm going to use the >young minds of Angel Grove. ::Everyone snikers:: >GOLDAR digs for buried treasure deep in his nose. ::Everyone retches again:: >GOLDAR >No offense, boss, but they might >find you a little disgusting. Vegeta: Speak for yourself. >IVAN >Yes, well, I suppose you'd know >a little something about that. >(beat) Sabian: Me. >Not to worry. I'll ever so >gently lure them in and mold them >into an army of devils! And what >better way to entice them ... >than with a little Ivan's Ooze?! Ashura: Ooze made by Nickelodeon! >Ivan approaches an enormous vat, turns a tap -- it BURPS and >GLOPS as PURPLE OOZE pours out. >GOLDAR >But boss, what about their >parents? >IVAN >Ah, the old and doddering. I'm >going to SCOURGE their puny >minds, reducing them to ZOMBIE'S. >And then I'll put them to work >rebuilding my empire. >Bulk and Skull enter waving a "help wanted" flier. Both >them are wearing their garish blazers and dark sunglasses. Tsunami: ::covering her eyes:: THAT'S an image I didn't need! >SKULL >I understand you're looking for >a few new assistants. Trunks: Sorry, but he's no Dr. Frankenstein! >Bulk does a G.Q. stance. ::Vegeta does a fighting stance, Sonic does his victory stance:: >BULK >Well put your mind to rest `cause >now you've got the best. Seiyuka: Hmm. They musta been part of Ed,Edd,and Eddy's group in the past. Ashura: What are you talking about?! Bulk's Eddy and Skull's Ed....oh, god. BAD MENTAL IMAGE! >Ivan doesn't look too pleased. >IVAN >What is this?! I advertised for >brilliant and good looking >assistants! Sabian: Then, you're looking at the WRONG PLACE, pal! >Skull extends his hand. ::Merc makes old-school streching sounds (I.E: Old Hanna-Barbera cartoons):: >SKULL >Hi, I'm brilliant. ::All snicker:: >BULK (hand extended) >And I'm good looking. ::All laugh:: >Ivan steps forward. Vegeta: ::as baseball commentater:: Next up to bat: IVAN OOZE! ::Others boo and hiss:: >IVAN >And I'm Little-Bo-Peep. Sonic: I can believe that! >Bulk and Skull lower the sunglasses and take a good look >Ivan. Both of them swallow hard. Seiyuka: ....thus, choking on their own spit. Ashura: ::squirms:: >SKULL >Bulk... why don't we give Mr. >Peep here a chance to think it >over? Seiyuka: Y'know, Ashy, you MAY be right about them being those two Eds! >BULK >A stellar idea, Skull. >They start to back away. All: Keep going! >IVAN >Not so fast, greaseballs. >Goldar blocks their way. >IVAN >You'll have to do. Merc: You know his plan's gonna fail! Ashura: ::rolls his eyes:: This is POWER RANGERS, Merc! Those plans ALWAYS FAIL!!!! >34 thru 38 OMITTED Vegeta: More omitted stuff. Must have been VERY BAD! >39 EXT. PHAEDOS JUNGLE - DAY 39 >The Rangers move through foreboding jungle terrain, their ears >alert to all the UNEARTHLY SOUNDS around them. :: Everyone but Ayeka and Tsunami start making farting sounds by blowing on their arms. The two look at each other, shrug, pull back their kimono sleeves and join in :: >Tommy watches >Kimberly, who seems to be lost in thought. Sonic: Nah, she's just lost. >TOMMY >Hey. Trunks: ...is for horses! >Kimberly glances up. Seiyuka: ::as Kim:: Ooh, pretty sky! >TOMMY >You okay? >Kimberly takes a moment to answer. ::all make rusty gear sounds:: >KIMBERLY >I was just thinking about >Zordon... everything we've been >through together. >AISHA >You know, meeting Zordon... >teaming up with you guys, it's >the best thing that's ever >happened to me. >ROCKY >It's the best thing that's ever >happened to all of us. >ADAM >... He's gonna make it, guys. Ashura: OF COURSE HE IS! THIS IS SABAN! NO ONE EVER DIES IN SABAN SHOW!! Sonic: Yeah, they all go to another dimension! >The others nod in agreement. Sonic: Thanks for agreeing with me! >TOMMY >We'll get this warrior... save >Zordon... and send that >SLIMEBALL Ivan Ooze back to the >SEWER he crawled out of. >Tommy's words sink in. He stops suddenly, sensing something. Sabian: ::as Tommy:: My spider sense is tingling! >ANGLE ON - MORDANT hiding behind a tree, watching the Ranger's >pass. Ayeka: ::as Mordant:: They'll never make it to the draft! >There's a HORRIFIC SCREECH -- the kids look up as the TENGU >WARRIORS COME SWEEPING OUT OF THE SKY >ROCKY >TAKE COVER! ::All hide behind their seats:: >It's too late. The Tengu attack with unbelievable ferocity >They SLASH with their claws, STAB with their beaks and BATTER >with their wings. ::All start waving flags and tossing confetti:: >KIMBERLY >THEY'RE T00 STRONG?? Tsunami: Don't ask us! >ADAM >WE NEED OUR POWERS!! Vegeta: Stop whining! >Rocky is hurtled into some bushes, Aisha is knocked against a >tree, Adam splashes down in a small creek. Mordant watches >of this from the sidelines. He gets so excited that he starts >throwing punches and kicks. ::all start doing the same:: >MORDANT >WHAM! KAPOW! BOOM! Trunks: Once again, we've wandered into the Batman sound effect studio. >He accidently punches a tree. >MORDANT >#0!@!#! Merc: 0_0 This movie's adding more cuss words than before! >One of the Tengu gets Kimberly in a choke-hold, Ayeka: YES! That's what you get for being around a Lord-Tenchi lookalike! >TOMMY >HANG ON, KIMBERLY. Sabian: Wasn't that some type of song? Ashura: I think that was called "Hang on, Sloopy". >Tommy rushes to help her and another Tengu trips him -- he >TUMBLES HEAD OVER HEELS DOWN A SLOPE. We hear an OTHERWORDLY >CRY as a small, hunched figure wearing a tattered robe SWINGS >IN ON A VINE. Vegeta: GAH!! It's Garlic Jr.! >He proceeds to pull off what is nothing short of a miracle. Seiyuka: He ends the lives of the Rangers! >He uses the STICKS for weapons as he executes a ROUNDHOUSE >KICK, a SCISSOR-KICK TAKEDOWN, a SITTING SIDE KICK, a >ROUNDHOUSE DROP SPIN BACK KICK, a PARALLEL BLOCK FROM THE >OUTSIDE, a REVERSE HANDSWORD and so on. Trunks: Bah! Those are useless against things like the Burning Attack... Sonic: Or the Light Speed Attack... Vegeta: Or the Final Flash. >The creature punctuates the hits with an exotic variation of >BRUCE LEE NOISES. ::All attempt that noise:: >MORDANT >What's the matter with you >woodpeckers! Take this guy out! ::Merc does Woody Woodpecker's laugh:: >The Tengu SQUAWK and SQUEAL as the little dynamo WAILS ON THEM. Tsunami: So he cries on the birds? >MORDANT >The Tengu Warriors my butt! The >Tengu TURKEYS is more like it! ::Sabian starts humming "Turkey in the Straw":: >Finally the Tengu retreat, WINGING UP THROUGH THE TREES. >MORDANT >Hey, aren't you bird-brains >forgetting something?! All: ::as Tengu:: Nope! Nothing! I don't think so! >One of the Tengu SWOOPS IN AND SNATCHES Mordant up. >MORDANT >Watch the meathooks!! >The Rangers recover and exchange expressions of utter disbelief All: ::stupified:: Duh! >KIMBERLY >Wow! That was amazing for such >a little dude! >The figure speaks in a HOARSE WHISPER. Sonic: ::hoarse whisper:: Rosebud. >FIGURE >You're trespassing. Merc: No DUH! >(beat) >Now state your business. >TOMMY >We're looking for the Master >Warrior. Vegeta: I wonder if he's related to the Ultimate Warrior? >Do you know where we >can find him? >FIGURE >The Master Warrior doesn't >entertain visitors - Ayeka: STOP LYING! YOU'RE THE MASTER WARRIOR! AND YOU JUST ENTERTAINED THEM! >KIMBERLY >But we have to find him. Our >leader Zordon is dying. Seiyuka: ::as Figure:: So? Do I care? >FIGURE >Zordon? Trunks: ::as Figure:: I thought you said pizza. >Now the most amazing thing happens. The figure RISES TO FULL >HEIGHT OF SIX FEET, while simultaneously shedding it's robe. ::All cover their eyes:: >Underneath is a SCANTILY CLAD, STUNNING AMAZONIAN WOMAN. We're >talking B-U-I-L-T. Meet the Master warrior, DULCEA. ::The boys stare wide eyed and start drooling. The girls pull out hammers, one of which looked like Amy Rose's Puyo Puyo Hammer:: >The Rangers stand there with stunned expressions. Dulcea looks >to Tommy. Sonic:: ::as Dulcea:: Is that a pencil in your pocket, or you just happy to see me? Ayeka: ::clobbering him with her hammer:: SONIC NO HENTAI! Ashura: O_O Where did that come from?! Sabian: I guess when one's angry, they tend to do that. >DULCEA >How did this happen?! Vegeta: ::as random MALE ranger:: What? This? ::points down, if you catch my drift:: Seiyuka: ::clobbers him:: VEGETA NO HENTAI! >Tommy just gapes. Kimberly gives him a cold glance and THUNKS >him one with her elbow. ::Tsunami shrugs and tosses her hammer at Ashura, which nails him dead on.:: >KIMBERLY >The lady asked you a question. >TOMMY >Huh ... Oh, uh, we re, ah... Trunks: ::stupid:: Dah, piddy girl! Seiyuka: TRUNKS NO...oh, forget it! ::drops hammer and hugs Trunks:: I could never really hurt you! ^_^ >Kimberly intervenes. >KIMBERLY >He was attacked by this horrific >being -- Ivan Ooze. Merc: Ooze? A horrific being? HAH! >DULCEA >Ivan Ooze is free?! We are all >in mortal danger! Sabian: MORTAL DANGER! >She moves off - the Rangers just stand there staring at each >other. >DULCEA >Let' s go. Merc: ::as random Ranger:: But, with everyone looking? Ayeka: MERC NO...:: she swings her hammer, only to get it sliced off by Merc's katana::...eep! >The Rangers quickly follow her through the brush Aisha turns >to Kimberly, speaks under her breath. >AISHA >Kind of bossy, isn't she? Seiyuka: ::as Aisha:: I wanna be like her! >39A.. EXT. ANGEL GROVE PARK - DAY (OLD SC 38) 39A >CLOSE UP - OOZE CONTAINER >There's a label with a picture of Ivan -- he's wearing make-up >to make him a little more presentable. Vegeta: Well, it ain't working! >DOZENS OF KIDS Ranging in age from eight to seventeen, are swarming >Bulk and Skull, who have set up a booth with a large banner >that reads: "FREE OOZE!" Sonic: So what? I'd prefer "FREE CHILI DOGS" or "FREE MONEY"! >Some kids STRETCH the ooze, others MOLD it, others THROW it at >each other. It's an ooze free-for-all. Tsunami: Ew! >IVAN >Boys and girls, girls and boys, >gather round and feast your eyes. >This ain't sludge and this ain't >guck... this is the one and only >Ivan's Ooze! Yesireebob. It's >ooey, gooey and even kind of >chewy. But best of all it's >FREE! Trunks: That barely rhymed! >Bulk and Skull run a booth. A banner screams "OOZE RULES". Ayeka: I don't hear it! ::rimshot:: Okay, now I'm getting scared! >Kids crowd around. >BULK >Here you go! No pushing! >SKULL >There's enough for everybody! All: WE DON'T WANT ANY! >Fred approaches. Sonic: YABBA-DABBA-DOO! >FRED >So where'd this guy come from? Merc and Sabian: ::as Bulk and Skull:: Our noses! >Bulk and Skull exchange apprehensive looks. >SKULL >Uh... that's classified, top >secret, confidential, undercover >information. Tsunami: In other words, we're not saying anything. >BULK >If we told you -- we'd have to >kill you. All: KILL 'EM NOW! KILL 'EM NOW! >Fred looks at the container in his hand but he doesn't open it. >Skull sees a kid HURL some ooze at him. ::all make hurling sounds:: >SKULL >INCOMING! ::all make bomb falling and exploding noises:: >Skull ducks and Bulk gets SPLATTERED in the face. Bulk glares at >Skull, wipes some goop off, FLICKS it at Skull. >WIZARD >Come on, come all -- it's an COZE >FREE FOR ALL! >He smiles, revealing a glistening silver tooth. Sonic: Okay, we don't care! >40 thru 42 OMITTED Tsunami: Let's get outta here! ::All leave:: "Oy vey. This movie sucks." Sabian said, relaxing in his chair. "No kidding, Sab." Vegeta said. "I'll never understand WHY that movie, moreless the entire show." "I mean, it's SO PREDICTIBLE!" Ayeka said. "If it wasn't so blasted predictible, it could be enjoyable!" "If SABAN wasn't so DAMN predictible, their show would be enjoyable for a change!" Sonic said. "You know what scares me?" "What's that, Sonic?" Seiyuka asked "What if Saban HAD won the rights to 'Sailor Moon'?" Sonic said. Ashura shudders. "I found an AVI a while back. It was hideous." Ashura said. "What was on it?" Tsunami asked "Let's just say, Naoko Takeuchi would of desimated Saban's HQ." Ashura said. "That bad, huh?" Trunks said. Ashura nodded. At that point, the movie sign blared again. "Shoot! Let's move!" (Theater) Sonic: Oh, well. Back to the salt mines! >42A EXT. DULCEA'S MOUNTAINSIDE COMPLEX - DAY 42A >An oriental garden set against a stunning hillside vista. ::all "ooh" and "ahh":: >43 EXT. DULCEA'S CAMP / PHAEDOS - DAY 43 Sabian: I thought they were at her mountainside complex? >The kids are seated on rocks by a lakeside, all of them >drinking from clay mugs. Dulcea finishes handing out bowls. >Aisha stares into hers with a grim expression. Ayeka: It was their puke buckets! >AISHA >Is this... food! All: FOOD! Ashura: And that should be a question mark, not a exclamation mark. >DULCEA >They're called squirbs. Merc: Ick. She should be called in by the FDA! >Kimberly lifts out an EEL-LIKE CREATURE, and watches it SQUIRM >between her fingers. Sonic: Oh, god! ::clutches stomach:: That's just sick.... >KIMBERLY >Mine seems to be a little >undercooked. Vegeta: No DUH! >Dulcea sprinkles hers with brown flakes. Ashura: BACON BITS! >DULCEA >Add a few dried weevils and >you'll never know the difference. Seiyuka: Well, Sasami, Lita and Brock she's NOT!!! >The other Rangers watch as Billy holds one of the squirbs over >his mouth and drops it in. He chews a few times, lets out a >BURP. Sonic: ....urp....::dashes at light speed to the corner and pukes:: Merc: Fast runner, weak stomach... Ayeka: ::giggles:: No, it's just that that scene reminded him of the time Miss Ryoko cooked for us and no one told him how bad her cooking was. Sonic: ::returning to his seat:: Darn tootin'! >BILLY >... Not bad. All: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!! >TOMMY >Listen, we appreciate your >hospitality, but we really don't >have much time. >Dulcea looks to Tommy. Tsunami: ::as Dulcea:: Shut up. >DULCEA >What do you know of the Great >Power? Vegeta: ::as random Ranger:: It's a power that's great! >KIMBERLY >Only that we need it to defeat >Ivan Ooze. Vegeta: That, too. >Dulcea's eyes move from Ranger to Ranger. All: Ew! Detatchable eyes! >DULCEA >It is said that to those who >possess the Power... all things >are possible. Sonic and Ashura: ::sings "Toot Toot Sonic Warrior":: >BILLY >Where did it originate? >DULCEA >In another time, another dimension. Tsunami: In a galaxy far, far away.... Vegeta: ::in his Brian Drummond voice:: We'll send them to another dimension! >It was brought here >long ago by the "Nathadians", a >people who are now all but >extinct. Merc: With a name like "Nathadian", I sure hope so! >They built an impenetrable stone >Monolith to store the power and >keep it from their enemies. Seiyuka: ::as Dulcea:: Unfortunantly, erosion decided to kick in... >(ominous) >For thousands of years, beings >from all over the Universe have >tried to obtain it... ALL have >perished. Ayeka: ::as Dulcea:: The monolith kept falling on them. >Dulcea's words hang heavily in the air. Sonic: ::points to the top of the screen:: Hey, look! There's everything she's said so far! ::rimshot:: >AISHA >So how can we get to it? Merc: Oh, god....they're gonna hear it >DULCEA >The only way to obtain the power >is to achieve the highest state >of being... >TOMMY >And how do we do that? Vegeta: You have to be able go Super Saiyan... Ayeka: Be able to use the Light Hawk Wings... Sonic: Use the Chaos Emeralds... Sabian: Use my armor... Merc: Have a bad attitude... Ashura: And be a major fanboy. ::All look to each other, then...: All: WE CAN GET IT! >DULCEA >By learning the ancient art of >Ninjetti. It is the Genesis Sonic: SEGA! Ashura: I GUESS! ::Sonic looks at him weirdly:: Really, Sega in reverse sounds like "I guess"! >of >what you on earth have come to >know as the Ninja. Sabian: Are we supposed to believe THAT? >(beat) >It is the perfect union of mind, >body and spirit. Ayeka: Here we go again with the sexual innduendos! >ROCKY >Look, Zordon doesn't have much >longer to live. And for all we >know, Angel Grove could already >be under attack. We don't have >TIME for this. Sabian: And we don't have time for this MOVIE! >As Rocky is talking, a flubbery looking SNOUT works it's way >over Kimberly's shoulder. She hasn't noticed it yet. Trunks: Ew.... >DULCEA >You don't understand. If you do >not have the Ninjetti, the power >will destroy you. >(beat) Tsunami: And it will beat you, too. >To reach the Monolith we must >traverse the Neola jungle. We >will train today, and set out on >foot tomorrow. Seiyuka: How? Unless..... Vegeta, Trunks, and Seiyuka: THEY HAVE THE ROOM OF TIME AND SPIRIT!!! Merc: Hyperbolic Time Chamber. ::simitanious Big Bang Attacks hit him:: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. >The snout works it's way underneath Kimberly's chin -- she >SCREAMS FOR ALL SHE'S WORTH. Sonic: $5.99! >INCLUDE - A TERRIFIED SNOGGLE. Ayeka: Isn't that the elephant from "Sesame Street"? >This is Dulcea's ant-eater like assistant. He jumps up and >down, YAMMERING and GESTICULATING. >SNOGGLE >HNUGLHLU PHUNGLUMP BUGHLSMRPH >GBUJIPHN HUPHLGMPNORU!!! Sabian: ::through SKA:: Oh, now that's immature, even for this movie! >DULCEA >Snoggle, you watch your language! Sonic: Wow, Sab! You got it right! >Snoggle now re-fills Aisha's tea-cup. ::all hold their stomachs:: >SNOGGLE >Slnughyu buglhugrmrph? Sabian: Stop cussing! >AISHA >Excuse me? Ashura: ::as Ayeka:: What did you SAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?! ::Ayeka waps him:: >SNOGGLE >Slnughyu buglhugrmrph? Sabian: Man, he needs his mouth cleaned! >DULCEA >He wants to know if you'd like a >cube of sugar in your tea. ::Sabian turns bright red:: Sonic: Still not perfect, I see? >AISHA >Ah... sure. >We hear a PHOOT as Snoggle BLOWS A CUBE OF SUGAR OUT HIS SNOUT >AND IT SPLASHES INTO AISHA'S TEA. Aisha stares at the cube a >moment. Ayeka: I would instantly pour it out! >AISHA >Ah... thanks. Tsunami: ::as Aisha:: ...for nothing! >The other Rangers watch as Billy holds one of the squibs above >his mouth and drops it in. He chews a few times, lets out a >BURP. ::Sonic pulls an encore and pukes again in the corner:: >BILLY >... Not bad. Sonic: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF! >43A EXT. ANGEL GROVE LANE - DAY (OLD SC 40) 43A >Night has fallen on Angel Grove. We PAN ACROSS a quiet, middle- >class neighborhood, settle on a two story house. Trunks: Whoop-de-crap! >43B INT. LIVING ROOM / KELMAN-RESIDENCE - DAY (OLD SC 41) 43B >CLOSE ON - OOZE CONTAINER >We PULL BACK to reveal it's sitting on a table. Vegeta: So? >Mr Kelman enters, looks it over curiously. He picks it up, >opens it and sticks his finger inside. Ashura: He's fingering the ooze? ::Seiyuka whacks him with her hammer:: Seiyuka: ASHURA NO HENTAI! >Suddenly a CRACKLING ELECTRICAL CURRENT RUNS OVER HIS ENTIRE >BODY. His face goes blank and his eyes momentarily GLOWS >PURPLE. Now he strides purposefully out the door. All: ::acting hypnotized:: Must-praise-the-almighty-Pikachu! >43C thru 47 OMITTED Sabian: I'm getting annoyed by all this omitted stuff! >48 EXT. DULCEA'S GARDEN / PHAEDOS - DAY 48 >Dulcea and the Rangers are gathered around a bird-bath stand >with FLAMES leaping out of it. Ayeka: Those poor birds without a bird bath. DULCEA In the language of the Nathadians, "Nin" stands for "man", "jetti" stands for "animal". Ninjetti - man and animal, together as one. Ashura: Impressive. How about this: Tenchi means "heaven and earth", Aeka means "delicate", Sasami means "beach beauty", Kakkarotto means "carrot"... Ryo-ohki: MIYAAAAH! Ashura: ...Vegeta means "vegetable"..... Merc: If you mention what Bulma and Chi-Chi means, _I'M_ hammering _YOU_! >(beat) >Now, put your hands inside the >flame. Sabian: They must be stupid if they do that! >AISHA >Yeah, right. >DULCEA >It will not harm you. Tsunami: ::as Dulcea:: Go ahead, ::snicker:: it won't hurt you! ::laughs:: >The kids hesitate a moment, then reluctantly put their hands >inside the flame. Aisha makes a horrific expression... Seiyuka: ::as Aisha:: OH, MY GOD! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! >AISHA >Just kidding. >They remove their hands -- they're filled with sand. Trunks: Shouldn't that sand be glass? >AISHA >Wow. Sand. >DULCEA >Now tell me... what do you see? Vegeta: ::as random Ranger:: Sand. Duh. >Aisha studies the sand for a moment -- it MAGICALLY TAKE ON >THE SHAPE OF A BEAR. >AISHA (bedazzled) >I see... a bear >DULCEA >Aisha, you are the Bear, stalwart >and bold. ::all snicker:: >AISHA >Stylin'! >Dulcea turns to Rocky. His sand MAGICALLY TAKES ON THE SHAPE >OF AN APE. Ayeka: I see someone got the correct animal! >ROCKY >I see... an Ape. >DULCEA >Rocky, you are the Mighty Ape. Trunks: Ape, yes. Mighty, no. >We see each of them DISCOVER THEIR ANIMAL. >BILLY >I see... a fox Sonic: SABAN! LEAVE! TAILS! ALONE!!!! >DULCEA >Close. Billy, you are the Wolf, >cunning and swift. ::all giggle:: >And now Kimberly. She studies hers for a moment. It looks >like a bird. >KIMBERLY >I think its some kind of bird. Ayeka: Chicken! Sonic: Crow! Vegeta: Hummingbird! >DULCEA >Kimberly, you are the Crane, >agile and sublime. Seiyuka: SUUUUUUUURE! >Now Adam. >ADAM >That's gotta be a frog. >DULCEA >Adam, you are the Frog, quick as >lightning. Sonic: And ugly as hell. >And finally, Tommy. >TOMMY >It's... an eagle? Merc: No! It's a dodo bird! >DULCEA >Look closer. >TOMMY >... A falcon? Vegeta: ::buzzer sound:: I'm sorry, you lose! >DULCEA >Tommy, you are the Falcon, Winged >Lord of the Sky. Ashura: Tommy, LORD OF THE DANCE! >Kimberly regards Dulcea with true admiration. >KIMBERLY >How do you know so much about the >Ninjetti? All: YEAH! >Dulcea stands tall and proud. Sonic: Jeez! Now she's at least 12 feet tall! >DULCEA >I... am the sole living >descendant of the "Nathadians". Vegeta: Damn! Missed one! >(beat) >Now prepare yourselves for the >most intense physical and mental >training known to man and animal. Ashura: ::as Dulcea:: You must read "A Sorcerer, A Demon, and Emeralds", "Kanashii no Imi", and "Chibi-Usa's 7th Birthday" 24 hours in a row all at the same time! ::They all look at him in shock:: Sonic: ::horrified:: Ashura, that's not training. THAT'S TORTURE! Ashura: Blame Merc. >48A INT. KELMAN HOUSE / LIVING ROOM - DAY (OLD SC 44) 48A >Fred enters the living room and searches for his Dad. >FRED >Dad... ??! Trunks: He left ya, dude! >He heaves a frustrated sigh. Ayeka: They're throwing more sighs than me and Ryoko do punches! Vegeta: Screw that, woman! Try pots and pans after pissing off Bulma on one of her days! >48B INT. KELMAN HOUSE / MASTER BEDROOM - DAY (OLD SC 45) 48B >Fred enters the empty master bedroom, a look of concern coming >over him. Trunks: Someone call Ghostbusters! There's concerns coming over him! Seiyuka: Trunks. BAD. >FRED >DAD?! Sonic: You don't have one! >48C EXT. KELMAN HOUSE - DAY (OLD SC 46) 48C >Fred comes outside as several KIDS approach, all of them >looking forlorn. Vegeta: There's that forlorn word again! What does that mean? >KID #1 >You seen my parents? All: NO! >FRED >I can't find my dad either. All: TOUGH! >KID #2 >What's going on?! Tsunami: Your parents left ya! >Suddenly a WILD KID wearing grunge clothes runs by HOWLING LIKE >A BANSHEE. Ashura: Leave the X-Men outta this! >He's holding a container of ooze in one hand and a >baseball bat in the other. He SMASHES a couple of trash cans >with his bat. Vegeta: THAT'S NOTHING! Watch this! ::he launchs a barrage of ki blasts at the screen. Not a scratch.:: I really wish Eggman would let us trash the screen. WILD KID All: ::singing:: WILD KID! NANA-NANANA! >Ooze, ooze, ooze rules!! Ashura: ::as Ed:: Buttered toast! >The kid BASHES IN a mailbox then runs off. Fred looks >startled. Sonic: ::as Fred:: That was cool! >FRED >That guy was the student body >President Ayeka: So? As long as it isn't Lord-Tenchi, I don't care. >49 thru 50 OMITTED >51 EXT. DULGEA'S GARDEN - DAY 51 >Kimberly and Snoggle observe as Dulcea walks ON HER HANDS >across a narrow bamboo log that spans a pond. A waterfall >churns in the b.g. All: Fall off! Fall off! >DULCEA >The crane maintains it's agility >through the perfect harmony of >mind, body and spirit. >She leaps into the air, does a ROUND-HOUSE KICK, lands >perfectly on the narrow span. Trunks: ?! That was....kinda impossible! >KIMBERLY >Awesome! >Dulcea reaches the end of the log, flips through the air lands >flawlessly on the ground. Seiyuka: Still on her hands, too! >Kimberly heaves a sigh, climbs onto the bamboo and start >walking across, balancing precariously on her hands. >She gets about a quarter of the way, loses her balance, and >falls into the shallow pond. All: ::as Nelson:: Ha HA! >Snoggle laughs, making a loud HONKING SOUND. Kimberly >recovers, shoots him a look. Merc: ::makes shotgun noises:: >KIMBERLY >Let's see you do it . Sonic: YEAH! >SNOGGLE (indignant) >Ghun Phnug Gnouphl. >He marches to the pole, Dulcea holds him back. Sabian: ::as Snoggle (?):: You're lucky my CHICK'S HERE! >DULCEA >Snoggle, we don't have time for >you to show off Tsunami: Aw, come on! Let the anteater outdo the little priss! >52 thru 53 OMITTED >53A EXT. DULCEA'S GARDEN / PHAEDOS - DAY 53A Sabian: Wern't we just here a second ago? >Dulcea and Rocky are standing at the bottom of a twenty foot pole >with an exotic oriental carving Ashura: Hmm, I doubt bad anime-style drawings count as "exotic oriental carvings" >DULCEA >The ape is strong, but more >importantly it is flexible and >free. Merc: ::as Dulcea:: That way, he can get to the banannas! >Dulcea now SCRAMBLES UP THE POLE WITH THE NIMBLENESS OF A >SPIDER. Sonic: Waitasec. She talks about an ape, yet demostrates a spider. >In less than ten seconds she reaches the top. Rocky >shakes his head in disbelief. Sabian: ::as Rocky:: I'll never get laid by her. >ROCKY >Who is this lady? Ashura: Someone whom you'll never score with. >Now she SLIDES DOWN like a firewoman, drops beside Rocky. He >takes hold of the pole, focuses for a moment. ::Seiyuka holds her face in her hands:: Seiyuka: Oh, god. BAD MENTAL IMAGE! >ROCKY >Here goes! >It starts SCURRYING UPWARD. He gets about fifteen feet in the >air, loses his grip, PLUMMETS AND SLAMS TO THE GROUND. All ::as Nelson:: Ha HA! >54A EXT. DULCEA'S GARDEN / PHAEDOS - DAY (OLD SC 53) 54A Vegeta: Blast it! Why are they still here?! >Dulcea and Billy circle one another, fighting with spinning >WHISTLING sticks. ::all start whistling:: >Dulcea is blindfolded, Billy isn't. >DULCEA >The wolf relies on it's enhanced >senses to guide it... Merc: It uses the force! >He can >hear what we cannot hear, he can >smell what we cannot smell. Sonic: Hump what we cannot hump.... Ayeka: SONIC! That was uncalled for! >Billy takes SWING after SWING -- Dulcea easily DEFLECTS every >blow. Sabian: Of course, they were wussy attempts! >Now Dulcea takes numerous SWINGS, THWACKING Billy repeatedly >and finally KNOCKING him INTO THE WATER. Tsunami: And there he goes again into the water. >54B EXT. DULCEA'S GARDEN / PHAEDOS - DAY 54B Trunks: Sheesh, the person who wrote this must think it is important to repeat itself! Seiyuka: The Department of Redundency Department is working again. >Dulcea, Adam and Snoggle stand in an area filled with FLYING >INSECTS. Ashura: ::snickers:: Ayeka: What's so funny? Ashura: It reminds me of the time, when I was little, I'd played the game "The Karate Kid" for the old NES... Vegeta: As in the movie "The Karate Kid"? Ashura: The same! Anyway, there was this one mini-game where "Daniel-san" had to catch flies with a pair of chopsticks, but everytime I did it, I had the chopsticks posistioned over his forehead and it looked SO funny! ::Everyone imagines what he said a get a good laugh out of it!:: >DULCEA >The frog remains still and silent >while it assesses its target... >then strikes out in the blink of >an eye. >We hear a TRILLING SOUND as Dulcea watches some kind of insect >dart around her. >THWAP! Sonic: KER-POW! Ashura: THWHIP! Merc: CRUNCH! >The TRILLING SOUND is gone. Dulcea has literally >caught the insect in the blink of an eye. Adam shakes his head >in disbelief. Trunks: ::as Adam:: I'm gonna be a virgin forever! >He waits a moment, hears a TAT-TAT-TAT sound and watches a Tsunami: ...car zoom by, shooting him, Snoggle and Dulcea with a machine gun! >insect zip around him. He lashes out numerous times, >missing the insect completely. All: ::as Nelson:: Ha HA! Sonic: How many times are we going to do that? Vegeta: Until the movie's over. Sonic: Just checking! >THWUMP! With lightning speed Snoggle VACUUMS the fly into his >snout. CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH. Ashura: I wouldn't mind a Crunch candy bar right now! >Adam speaks under his breath. Sabian: ::as Adam:: Asshole! >ADAM >Show off. >54C EXT. DULCEA'S GARDEN / PHAEDOS - DAY (OLD SC 52) 54C Tsunami: Okay, that's getting old now! >Aisha watches as Dulcea goes into a bear stance. Sonic: Hibernating position! >DULCEA >The bear is sturdy as a towering >tree. Nothing can uproot it. ::Merc pulls out a shotgun and aims at Dulcea.:: Merc: Wanna bet? Tsunami: Merc. Put the gun away. >Snoggle CHARGES Dulcea, SLAMS INTO HER. She remains as rooted >as a tree. Snoggle meanwhile suffers some serious bodily >damage. Sonic: Stupid anteater. About as dense as Knuckles! Knuckles' Voice: I'm not DENSE! >AISHA >Girl, you've got to be kidding >me. Ayeka: ::as Dulcea:: You're right. I am! >Snoggle recovers and faces Aisha. Aisha shrugs, goes into a >bear stance. ::Tsunami reverts back to Sasami:: Sasami: SNOGGLE, TACKLE ATTACK! Sonic: ::scared crapless:: GAH! Sasami! Where'd you come from?! Sasami: Sorry, I got lonely, so I decided to come back. >Snoggle charges, SLAMS INTO HER and sends HER >FLYING! Seiyuka: Sasami, have you ever thought about becoming a Pokemon trainer? Sasami: Nah, wouldn't have time anyway. >54D thru 54E OMITTED >54F EXT. DULCEA'S GARDEN / PHAEDOS - DAY 54F >Dulcea and Tommy are standing on a towering rock rising out of >a dark lake. Trunks: Polluted water. Not a good sign. >DULCEA >The falcon never struggles with >the air, but rather becomes one >with it. >Now Dulcea does the impossible. She LEAPS OFF THE ROCK, SOARS >FIFTY FEET through the air, AND LANDS on another protruding >rock. Tommy is stunned. Vegeta: ::as Tommy:: Her boobs are bigger than Kimberly's! Trunks and Seiyuka: VEGETA! >DULCEA (calling out) >JOIN WITH THE FORCES OF NATURE! Sasami: That....doesn't sound right.... Ayeka: I agree with you. >Tommy psyches himself up. >TOMMY >You can do this. You can do >this. You can do this... Merc: Yeah, right! >He spreads his arms out, LEAPS... and DROPS LIKE A ROCK >exploding into THE BLACK WATER. Sonic: ALRIGHT! He killed himself! >54G INT. COMMAND CENTER - NIGHT (OLD SC 54E) 54G >Alpha fusses over Zordon, who is looking a good ten years older. >ZORDON >... Alpha, I am deeply concerned >about the Rangers... Vegeta: Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. >ALPHA 5 >I told them it was too dangerous, >but they wouldn't listen. >ZORDON >... We must try to communicate >with them. Sonic: Good luck! >Alpha looks out over the decimated Command Center. Sabian: Looks worser than Zoicite's base from the last fic. >ALPHA 5 >Perhaps if I could locate a >vertical-deflector Ashura: Isn't that a shield? >then I could >assemble a holographic-comlink. Ayeka: So? Can you make a spaceship powered by a tree? >Zordon shudders in pain, closes his eyes. Merc: ::as Zordon:: I hate this movie. >Alpha watches over >his mentor, shakes his head in anguish. >ALPHA >Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi . Merc: I want to kill him SO BAD! >55 OMITTED Sasami: They must hated that part. >55A EXT. DULCEA'S GARDEN / PHAEDOS - NIGHT 55A >Dulcea leads the kids through a circular opening in one >wall, all of them look completely wiped out. She reaches an >ornate doorway, faces the Rangers. Seiyuka: ::as Dulcea:: You suck. Let Zordon die! >DULCEA >Each of you must reach deep >within and draw upon your natural >instincts... Only then will you >know the way of the Ninjetti. Sonic: Sheesh, it's just around the corner. >(beat) >Rest for a few hours. We will >continue at daybreak. >She heads through the door. Vegeta: *WHUMP* ::as Dulcea, holding nose:: Ow. >KIMBERLY >So where are we supposed to >sleep? >Snoggle points to the campfire. Merc: At least Snoggle knows how to get rid of the Power Rangers >SNOGGLE >Buhph nghujr. >He pushes Kimberly toward it making a "Na na na na na" sound Sonic: BATMAN! >through his snout. >He then hurries inside and SLAMS the door. >KIMBERLY >That guy's cruisin' for a >bruisin'. Ayeka: So are you. >The kids approach the dying fire, all of them limping a little. Sabian, Merc, Vegeta, Trunks: PANTYWAISTS! >BILLY >I can hardly walk... Sonic: Bitch,bitch,bitch.... >AISHA >I've never been this sore in my >life. >They drop around the fire, a few of them GROANING. They stare >into the orange coals for a long moment, all of them looking >disillusioned. Sabian: ::stoned:: The fire melting for you, too? >BILLY >Do you guys really think we can >pull this off? >It takes a moment to get a response. >ADAM >Maybe if we had more time. Vegeta: Look, you're not Kakkarotto, Ooze's not Cell, and you're not participating in the Cell Games! SO STOP WHINING! >TOMMY >... I wonder... We've been >relying on our Morphin Powers for >so long... maybe we've forgotten >how to rely on ourselves. >There's a somber silence. Sasami: ::as random Ranger:: What did you say? >TOMMY >We should get some rest. Vegeta: ::as Tommy:: I sounded like an idiot. >They all settle in for the night. >55B EXT. INNER CITY CONSTRUCTION SITE - NIGHT (OLD SC 47) 55B >A PURPLE HAZE OF SMOKE has settled on the construction site. >Suddenly, mysteriously, SWARMS OF ZOMBIFIED PARENTS emerge from >the vapors - We see Mr. Kelman amongst them. Sasami: Hey, look! It's the parents who were dragged into this movie by their kids! >Ivan steps forward, followed by Goldar. >IVAN >Ladies and gentlemen, Simon >says... STOP! ::The script temporarily stop:: Sonic: O_O The forces of evil control the script! >All the parents stop. >IVAN >Simon says... stand on one foot! Vegeta: Make me! >All the parents stand on one foot. Ivan seems to be taking a >perverse glee in all this. Trunks: "Perverse"? Isn't that like "pervert"? Seiyuka: He takes glee in controling others? >IVAN >Simon says... Sonic: Let us out! Ayeka: Give Lord-Tenchi to me! Merc: Stop this movie! >GOLDAR >Quack like a'duck! >All the parents start QUACKING LIKE DUCKS. Ivan slowly turns >to Goldar, gives him an icy stare. Sasami: MERCURY ICE STORM BLAST!!! Sonic: Ooooookay! >GOLDAR >It just slipped out. Merc: All over the floor, too! >Ivan turns back to the QUACKING parents. >IVAN >SHUT UP!! >The parents keep quacking. >GOLDAR >You didn't say "Simon says". ::all facefault:: >IVAN (irritated) >Simon says SHUT UP!!! >(they shut up) >Now, as soon as I give the word >I want all of you to start >digging. >(beat) Ayeka: it. >Do I make myself perfectly -- >The zombie parents have already started going to work. Ivan >shakes his head in exasperation. >IVAN >This is the Iast time I use >parents for anything! Ashura: Yeah, it's the Iast time, I watch this. >55C EXT. DULCEA'S GARDEN / PHAEDOS - NIGHT 55C Vegeta: Oh, yeah. This place again. ::To Ayeka:: Wanna blow this place up or can I? Ayeka: Knock yourself out! >The Rangers are fast asleep. A night wind WHISTLES through the >trees, causing the branches to shiver. All: ::as trees:: BRRR! It's cold! >After a moment, there's movement in the bushes. Suddenly, >amazingly, a WOLF emerges -- his mane glistening in the >moonlight, his eyes GLOWING LIKE FIRE. Vegeta: It's Tiger of the Wind! >He surveys the sleeping clan, moves straight toward Billy. He >stands inches away from him, watches him with an intense gaze. >Billy stirs slightly. Sonic: ....and places the batter in the fridge to chill. >The embers cast an orange glow on Kimberly's sleeping face >A SHADOW Sonic: ::as Shadow:: Before this night is through, I'll show her the true power of CHAOS CONTROL!!! Shadow's voice: DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS!! Ashura: I thought it went ::as Shadow:: Before this fight is through, I'll show you the true power of CHAOS CONTROL!!! Shadow's voice: DISAPPEAR! ::The hedgehogs are hit by yellow Chaos Energy spears:: >moves over her and two CRANE LEGS step into frame. Sasami: Hey, those are stilts! >There's a FLURRY OF FLAPPING WINGS as a FALCON SWOOPS DOWN and >lands on a rock directly above Tommy. The bird fixes on Tommy >with its piercing eyes. Ashura: Then, it pecks out Tommy's liver. Others: EW! >We hear a GRUNTING SOUND as the SILHOUETTE OF AN APE APPEARS: Sabian: What he was grunting about, we don't wanna know! >Now a FROG HOPS through the air and lands inches away from >Adam. The frog sits there a moment, it's THROAT THROBBING Ayeka: Ew. His heart's in his throut! Trunks: ::as frog:: Sorry. I gotta human in my throut. >Now we hear a DEEP GROWL and a tree SHAKES. Aisha fidgets in >her sleep as an ENORMOUS BEAR SHADOW FALLS OVER HER. Seiyuka: Mauling her to no end! >Now, all at once, the six animals VANISH INTO THIN AIR LIKE >SPIRITS OF THE NIGHT. Sabian: ALAKAZAM! HUZZAH! >55D EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE - NIGHT (PART OLD SC 55B) 55D >Ivan and Goldar patrol the parents who are busy digging. >IVAN >Let's pick it up here! I've got >a schedule to keep. In twenty >four hours the ooze is gonna hit >the fan! Sabian: Better than s**t hitting the fan. >Goldar suddenly point to the sky. Sonic: Look! Up in the sky! Ashura: It's a bird! >GOLDAR >Hey, boss! Vegeta: It's a plane! All: IT'S..... >THE TENGU DROPS INTO THE SCENE, SQUEALING All: Never mind. >MORDANT >What kind of landing was that?! >These clowns are a menace to the >sky Ayeka: So's your body odor! >IVAN >How did you fare? Sonic: ::as Mordant:: Three-fifty in change! >Mordant waves Ivan off. Vegeta: ::as Mordant:: Get lost! >MORDANT >Oh, it couldn't've gone better. >The Power Rangers didn't know >what hit them . Ayeka: Yeah, right! >The Tengu appear, one of them SQUAWKS and makes grand gestures. ::all but Sasami flick off the screen:: >MORDANT >That's right. And then we threw >one of them off a mountain and >another one into a raqing river! Sonic: I don't remember that happeneing! Ashura: "Raqing river"? Never heard of it. >IVAN >So they've been destroyed? >The Tengu SQUAWKS some more. >MORDANT >"Basically". >IVAN >What do you mean "basically"? >MORDANT >Well... we were about to finish >them off... when this huge >monster came out of nowhere! >MORDANT >Okay, maybe he wasn't so huge. >But you should've seen the size >of his STICKS Ashura: Okay, if I hear one more sentence that sounds like a induenndo, I'll scream! >A pensive look comes over Ivan... >IVAN >Did these sticks make a whistling >sound? >MORDANT >How'd you know? Sonic: ::as Ooze:: I'M A PSYCHIC! >IVAN >Dulcea! >(beat) Ayeka: Wow, I didn't know Ivan was into S&M? >That miserable, manipulating >loathsome she-devil of a WITCH!! Sasami: And once again, Toonami decides to step in and change the words. >To help make the point Mordant SPITS on the ground. Seiyuka: ::as Mordant:: Sorry, had to spit my tobaccy! >IVAN >How could you let them get away?! Sonic: ::as Ooze:: Meddelling kids! >If Dulcea leads them to the Great >Power, everything will be ruined! >They must be OBLITERATED! >One of the Tengu SCREECHES again. Ashura: ::as Pokemon Stadium announcer:: Oh, his defence dropped sharply! >MORDANT >What're you talking about?! It >wasn't my fault! You're the >featherbrains that let them get >away! >Ivan looks up to the sky. Trunks: ::as Ooze:: Why me? >IVAN >I call upon the Powers of >Darkness to enrich the evil of my >creatures by tenfold! Ayeka: Oh, no! He's calling Yuzuha for help! >LIGHTNING RIPS from the sky and ZAPS THE TENGU, CAUSING THEM TO >GLOW RADIANTLY. Vegeta: Yep, that'll happen when you're struck by lightning! >IVAN >And now the coup de grace, to >lead my tribe to victorious >battle! Merc: ::as Ooze:: GENERAL MACARTHUR! >He shoots a BOLT OF ENERGY AND CREATES THE OUEEN TENGU! She is >a different color than the rest and her eyes GLOW RED. Mordant >shakes his head in wonder. >MORDANT >Where does he come up with this >stuff? Sabian: ::as the Joker:: Where does he get those wonderful toys?! >The Queen spreads her wings and makes the most HORRENDOUS >SCREECH imaginable. Sasami: Nails on a chalkboard! >IVAN >Queen Tengu, lead-your warriors >to Phaedos, FEAST YOURSELVES UPON >THE POWER RANGERS AND BRING ME >DULCEA! Sabian: ::as Darth Sidious:: Eliminate them! All of them! >Once again, the Tengu take to the sky like GIANT BATS. Ashura: ::starts humming movie Batman music:: >55E EXT. LONG SHOT OF DULCEA'S COMPOUND - SUNRISE (MATTE) 55E >The morning sun bathes Dulcea's compound in a shimmering golden >light. All: AAAAAH! WE'RE BLIND! ::Covers eyes:: >55F EXT. DULCEA'S COMPOUND - SUNRISE (OLD SC 55D) 55F >CLOSE ON KIMBERLY Trunks: You got snottums! >Snoggle's snout works it's way toward her making SNORTING >SOUNDS. Merc: See? Even the anteater....thing is a druggie! >Kimberly bolts awake and SLAMS his snout with her fist. She >YELPS LIKE A CHILD as he grips the protrusion and JUMPS >UP AND DOWN. Seiyuka: That's what he gets for trying to feel her up. >SNOGGLE >BUGHU PHUNGL MURHPUGNU!!! >All the Rangers spring awake. All: BOING!!! >As they get out from under their >blankets they're shocked to discover that they're all wearing >Ninjetti costumes with animal symbols on their chest. >TOMMY >How the heck?!... >ROCKY >What's going on?! >KIMBERLY >I don't believe it! >Dulcea approaches, a wondrous expression on her face. Seiyuka: ::as Dulcea:: Great, your suckiness has increased tenfold! >DULCEA >You have been visited by the >animal spirits... they have given >you their blessing. Sonic: They sneezed on you! >The Rangers continue to admire their symbols in silent wonder. Sabian: ::as random Ranger:: Wow, I look like a dork! >55G EXT. DULCEA'S GARDEN / PHAEDOS - MORNING (OLD SC 55E) 55G >MONTAGE >HARD DRIVING MUSIC KICKS IN. Merc: I doubt the Barney theme counts as music. >1. We see Aisha standing on a rock, her whole body flowing in > a martial art exercise. Vegeta: All over the rock, too. >2. Billy and Dulcea continue to fight with whistling sticks. > Billy is starting to get the hang of it. He hits Dulcea a few > times, then she CLOBBERS him. Ayeka: Wuss. >3. Kimberly balances along the bamboo log again. She does a > FLIP and lands it, however one foot slips off and she struggles > to maintain her balance. Ashura: HA HA! >4. Tommy stands on the protruding rock again, spreads high > like a falcon, SOARS THROUGH THE AIR. He gets about ten feet > then DROPS INTO THE WATER. Trunks: Amature. >5. Rocky climbs up the oriental pole -- this time he makes it > up about FIFTEEN FEET before he slips. He only drops five > feet. Sonic: Heh. I can climb to the top by GRINDING! >6. Adam stands amidst overhanging trees and goes into his frog > animal stance, his entire being focused on his actions. Seiyuka: ::as Adam:: Be one with the dork and OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHMMMM! >7. Billy stands off alone practicing with the whistling > sticks. The weapons are now a BLURR in his hands. Sonic: Call that fast? >8. Kimberly balances along the log, executes a FLIP, lands it > perfectly, throws her arms up triumphantly. Sasami: ::as Kimberly:: I'm a dork! >9. Adam stands on the lakeshore, cncentrating on a buzzing > insect. He strikes out at it, but just misses it. Sabian: Wuss. >10. Aisha also does something appropriate. Ashura: ?! So, she goes after flies, too?! >55H EXT. ANGEL GROVE PARK - DAY (OLD SC 55F) 55H >HUNDREDS OF KIDS AND TEENAGERS fill the park, all of them >wearing PURPLE CLOTHES. They're all dirty and grunged out >They jump around, breaking stuff, sparring with each other >It's total pandemonium. Sabian: In other words, "stuff got smashed up real good." >Suddenly, an ERUPTION OF SMOKE -- and Ivan, disguised as the >wizard, MAGICALLY APPEARS. The crowd CHEERS, Nuremburg style, >fists raised. Ashura: Oh, god. Now Ooze thinks he's Hitler! >CROWD >OOZE! OOZE! OOZE! OOZE! Merc: That should be "BOOZE! BOOZE! BOOZE! BOOZE! >IVAN >Thank you! Please! You're too >kind. >(sotto voce) >Finally. a little appreciation >where it's deserved. Vegeta: Sure.... >VOICE >We love you Ivan! Sonic: ::Ooze as Barney:: And remember, I love you! >IVAN >Right back at ya!- >(he smiles) Ayeka: Ew. Brush your teeth! >Now, WHO MISSES SCHOOL?! Sonic, Vegeta, Seiyuka: NEVER WENT THERE! >CROWD >NOT US! >IVAN >AND WHO MISSES RULES?! Vegeta: Rules? What rules? >CROWD >NOT US! >IVAN >AND WHO WANTS TO JOIN ME IN >RAISING HELL ACROSS THE >UNIVERSE?! Sabian and Merc: WE DO! WE DO! WE DO! >CROWD >WE DO! >At the edge, Fred discreetly approaches Bulk and Skull. >FRED >Can I have a word with you guys? >(he pulls them aside) >What's really going on here?! >Where are everybody's parents? >Bulk and Skull exchange a look. Sonic: ::as Bulk:: Can I have your shocked for my pure joy? >SKULL >Like we said before, that's >classified, top secret... Trunks: Screw that! Kill the brat! >Fred decides to be tricky. >FRED >Look, Ivan wants me to go dump a >load of garbage all over them. Sasami: ::as Fred:: I always wanted to do that to my parents. Ashura: Hey, have you noticed that the kid has NO MOM!? Vegeta: Yeah, I saw her leave after I blew up the logo. >BULK >Well, why didn't you say so?! >SKULL >They're at the World Center >Construction Site. >Fred nods. Sonic: ::as Fred:: Idiots. >FRED >Uh. OOZE RULES! >He does a ridiculous mock salute. Bulk and Skull repeat it. ::Ashura puts the back of his left hand on his forehead, hand open. Sasami does a Sailor Moon-ish pose.:: Ayeka: Sasami, what have I told you about those? Sasami: Sorry, sis. >BULK AND SKULL >OOZE RULES ! >Fred rolls his eyes and hurries away. Trunks: ::as Fred:: They're stupid. >56 thru 57A OMITTED >58 EXT. JUNGLE / PHAEDOS - MORNING 58 >Dulcea leads Snoggle and the Rangers up a stone path. They >approach a bush filled with exotic berries. All of them start >eating the berries. Ayeka: Unfortunantly, they were poisonous! >TOMMY >Dulcea... how do you and Zordon >know each other? Seiyuka: ::as Dulcea:: We used to do it behind the bleachers every night! >Dulcea reminisces. >DULCEA >We belonged to an interstellar >Peace Keeping Force known as the >"Order of the Meledan". Trunks: ::as Dulcea:: Unfortunantly, we were replaced by the Galaxy Police. >(beat) >Zordon was widely regarded as the >finest Commander in the Galaxy. Vegeta: Sure, when Mihoshi gets a brain! ::a "whopping" shovel is tossed at his head. Vegeta gets smacked by it.:: Jerrod's voice: WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MIHOSHI! Ashura: 0_O Alright, who's been letting people in here? >He was a true Legend... If it >wasn't for him, the Universe >would be a very different place >from what it is today. Ayeka: Yeah, it would be BETTER! >The kids are overwhelmed by what they're hearing. >ROCKY >So... what happened? >DULCEA >Over time our enemies were >defeated... I returned to >Phaedos, Zordon moved on to >continue the struggle elsewhere. Merc: Don't confuse Hard-on with Martin Luthor King, Jr.! ::Others snicker at the "Hard-on" crack:: >(beat) >Until you kids showed up, I >hadn't heard from him for >centuries. Seiyuka: ::as Dulcea:: He didn't even leave a phone number! >The Rangers are silent for a moment. >DULCEA >He was always an inspiration... >Dulcea speaks with grim-visaged intensity. >DULCEA >This is why I'm taking you to the >Nathadian Monolith. That is why >I'm teaching you the Ninjetti. >(beat) >If Zordon dies... then a piece of >all of us dies... and the force >of good within the Universe will >be dealt an irreparable blow. All but Ashura: ::monotone:: Uh-huh. Sure. It'll be painful, alright. Ashura: ::on the phone:: Hello, Domino's? Do you do space delivery? >These words strike deep in the kids. All but Ashura: ::do cheesy death scenes. Ashura puts the phone away and joins them.:: >59 EXT. INNER CITY CONSTRUCTION SITE - DAY 59 >The bulldozers and earth movers have dug out a twenty foot pit. >IVAN leads Goldar and Mordant through the site, passing dozens >of laboring parents. ::All begin breathing heavily:: >MORDANT >As soon as we've taken over the >world I'm gonna change my name to >Sir Mordant. Or how about MAJOR >Mordant?! >GOLDAR >How about Major Moron? Vegeta: Private Parts? Ashura: Major Woody? Merc: Ivana Humpalot? Sasami: Stu Pididiot? >IVAN >How about the two of you shut Up >and pay attention!! The first three: Aw, bite us! Sasami: ::at same time:: Leave us alone! >The entourage comes to a stop, Goldar and Mordant can't believe >what's before them. >MORDANT >What is THAT! Sonic: ::to Sabian:: You left the steamroller on. >INCLUDE - A HUGE MECHANICAL ARM AND LEG EXTRUDING FROM THE DIRT. >IVAN >Feast your eyes upon the >exoskeleton of the barbaric >HORNITOR! Ashura: Hornitor...? ::stands up:: And now, for your viewing pleasure, my impersionation of a Z-Warrior. ::positions himself as if he was powering up and starts screamming. Everyone covers theirs ears:: Sasami: ::to Sonic:: WHY IS HE SCREAMING?!?! Sonic: ::to Sasami:: HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO SCREAM IF HE HEARD ONE MORE SEXUAL INNDUENDO! >(to parents) >KEEP DIGGING. THE DREADFUL >SCORPITRON SHOULD BE CLOSE BY. >(beat) >ONCE I HAVE MY ECTO-MORPHICON >MACHINES UP AND RUNNING, I SHALL >ANNIHILATE ANGEL GROVE... AND >THEN... THE WORLD ::Ashura stops screaming. Everyone removes their hands from their ears:: Sabian: Man, he yelled so loud, even the movie had to scream. >ANGLE ON FRED as he darts through the construction site, taking >care not to be seen. He hunkers down behind a stack of >two-by-fours, searches the area. He spots his dad, speaks under >his breath. Vegeta: ::as Fred:: Lazy good-for-nothing. >FRED >Dad...?! >He glances around to make sure the coast is clear, then sprints >off to where his dad is digging, grabs his hand. Seiyuka: ...and viciously rips it off! >FRED >We have to get out of here! >MR. KELMAN >Dig... dig... dig... Ashura: Oh, no! His IQ dropped to the point he's speaking like Ed! >FRED >Dad?!... It's me, Fred! >Mr. Kelman just gives Fred a blank stare. Ayeka: ::looking at his face:: This space for rent?! >MR. KELMAN >Dig... dig... dig... Ashura: ::as Ed:: Buttered toast! Sasami: ::as Ed:: Gravay! >Suddenly an ARM FALLS ON FRED'S SHOULDER. Vegeta: GAH! People are exploding there! >MORDANT (O.S.) >Gotchya! >Fred whips araund, finds Mordant standing behind him. He >SPRINGS TO ACTION pulling off a lightning quick IRON HAMMER >FIST STRIKE, a PALM HEEL BLOCK, A FRONT KICK WITH JUMPING >KICK. Sabian: You expect us to believe THAT?! >Mordant is getting pummeled. The last kick sends him FLYING >BACK INTO THE DIRT. Fred takes off as Goldar stands over >Mordant. All: ::as Nelson:: Ha HA! >MORDANT >Just shut your gap! All ::singing:: Fall-in-to-the-Gap! >GOLDAR >Did I say anything? >60 OMITTED 60 Ashura: And....we're outta here! ::all leave theater::