Mystery Anime Theater 2001(MAT2K1) - Season 2 Episode 3 - Kain's Day Off by Drag Girl Kacee By Ashura Hedgehog -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Princess Ayeka and Yugi are owned by Pioneer and AIC Sonic, Robotnik and Metal Sonic are owned by Sonic Team and SEGA Dr. Gero is owned by Funimation and Akira Toriyama Ashura, Crystallis, and Seiyuka is owned by ME! MercStar, Angel, and Sara is owned by MercStar TOM and the Absolution is owned by Cartoon Network Kain's Day Off was written by Drag Girl Kacee, and I'm still curious as to WHY she wrote it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Staring contest!" "GO!" At the Satellite of Love 2, a heated contest had been initiated. A contest of concentration, patence, and luck. Unfortunantly, Amy Rose, one of the contestants, just HAD to do a staring contest with Crow T. Robot, who HAD no eyelids to blink with. She found that out five minutes later. "Hey, no fair!" she cried, rubbing her eyes. "Well, it's not my fault, Amez." Crow said. "YOU'RE the one who wanted to have a contest with me." "SOOOOOOONIC!" Amy cried out to her "boyfriend". Sonic just looked at her, sighed and went on about his business. "Shot down again by the speedster!" Tom said, hovering in. "Face it, girl. He likes ya, he just can't stand the way you act." Seiyuka said. She was busy combing her long purple-to-red hair that went halfway down her back. Ashura, watching the group from the control panel, was looking at Seiyuka. Yeah, he loved Crystallis with all his heart, but, he still had a place for Seiyuka. Besides, he always like girls with long hair. No one could stop him from fantizing, could they? "Hey, Ashura." Crystallis said to her boyfriend, snapping him out of his trance. "I'm just curious. When will all this fanfic torture end?" "That's the problem, Cryst." Ashura said. "I don't know. Either when Eggman and the others give up or they win." Crystallis sighed and slumped in her seat. Ashura walked over and hugged her. "Hey, it'll be okay." Ashura said. "Trust me!" Just then, the call light began to flash. "Oh, poo. Let's see what the Un-Care Bears want." Crystallis said -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "DAMMIT! I told you to put the computer THERE!" Pearl shouted as Metal and Gero was moving a huge Cray Computer, similar to what Batman uses, across the lab. "Good help is very rare these days." "And so is good fics." Mike quirped as he came in. "So, what's up?" "Well, Nelsonroonie, I just got one of those fancy Cray Super Computers, and do you know what that means?" Pearl said. "Yeah, you'll be able to play Unreal Tournament without slowdown!" Merc said. "No, I'll have a bigger access to bad fanfics ALL ACROSS THE GALAXY! Isn't that wonderful?" Pearl said. "Sure, as wonderful as figuring out if Tenchi's gay or not." Sara said, sarcastically. "Well, then. I think it's time to test it!" Pearl said. "DIBS!" Eggman shouted as he jumped into the chair and pushed a button on it. Immediatly, a stack of papers shot out of the printer nearby and into his lap. He skimmed through the pile, turned green, tossed the stack to Pearl and he ran towards the bathroom. "Heh, this must be a stinker!" Pearl said. "Okay, now, today's fic is a sick, SICK story called "Kain's Day Off"." The crew looked unsteadily at the woman. "Uh, who wrote it?" Ayeka asked. "Hmm....let's see here......" Pearl said. Her eyes went wide. "HE WROTE THIS?!?! Well, my labrats! Your author is none other than Kain himself!" "WHAT?! That ran over, Zeiram wannabe wrote that?!" Seiyuka said in shock. "Someone kill me now!" At that moment, the Fanfic Sign went off. "SHIT! Here we gooooooo!" (Dogbone, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, vault door) (Theater) Sonic: Oh, boy. Let's see what that black jerk wrote. Ashura: Remember where all the emergency supplies are, guys. >In the very distant future Merc: WHAT THE?! Mike: ACK! It's a Meta-MST! >where bad movies run amuck, Angel: Hey, look! It's "The Postman"! Sara: ACK! It's "Elmo in Grouchland"! All: NO! NOT ELMO! >There was a girl, Drag Girl Kacee, who'd do anything for a buck. Crow: ::interested:: Really? Tom: Crow, don't start. >Forced to read fics by Kain, All: Tell us about it! >Who tried to kill Tenchi and is a real pain, Ayeka: Pain, yes. But, he went after Achika, not Lord Tenchi. >So he broke out of subspace and she did curse, and he persued her in a >Flash of light across the universe. All: GET US DOWN! Amy: ::giggling:: That was fun! >I'll send her stupid fanfics, >The worst I can find Seiyuka: Yeah, fics where a Ctarl-Ctarl is a Sailor "Scoot", the Z-Warriors hide at the Masaki shrine and where Duo get trapped in three types of @#$%. >"La La La" >She'll have to sit and read them to break her state of mind Sonic and Ayeka: WHAT state of mind? >"La La La" >Keep in mind she can't control when the fics will be sent Sara: Betcha she got fics sent to her when she was on the can. >She'll try to keep her sanity with the help of guests >Prisoner roll call!!! Amy: Heh, about time someone figured out that these ships are jails! >Washu: I have GREEN hair! Change the colors on your TV! Ashura: ::as Outer Limits VO guy:: We control the vertical, We control the horizontal..... Crystallis: ::as Buster Bunny:: We can even make it snow! ::singing:: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way! >If you are wondering how they eat or breath or other science facts, >Repeat to yourself it's just a fic and you really should relax, >For Mystery Science Theater 300,000,000!!! Mike and the bots: RIPOFF! >TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG Sonic: Wow! 10 second gituar riff! > > > > > Amy: Sooooo.....that's it? Ashura: I doubt it, Amez. >Ash tossed and turned, Ashura: See? Merc: ::singing:: He was tossing and turning..... >mumbling in his sleep. "Mmm... Oh yeah, suck >harder... All: O_o >Oh god, you turn me on... Sara: BLING! Others: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! >Mmm... Oh GOD, I'm cumming! Tom: Thanks for the warning. >PIKACHU!" ::Everyone facefaults:: Ayeka: That is.....SICK! >Misty looked over at Ash, then took out a large hammer and >hit him over the head with it. Seiyuka: ::as Misty:: DAMMIT! Stop fantazing! >"WAKE UP! I'm NOT cleaning your >sleeping bag again!" Brock smacked Misty on the ass. Sonic: ::makes donkey sounds:: >"Shut up bitch All: THANK YOU! >and get back on your knees." ::Collective facefault:: >Misty immediately dropped on all fours, >whimpering slightly. "Yes master." Mike: Misty IS Torgo! >Brock shoved his cock back up her Crow: Hey, look! He made a rhyme! >asshole, making her scream loudly. Ash rolled over and sat up, >groaning. "Would you two keep it down? Team Rocket might find us with >you being that loud." Sonic: Yeah, right! >Meanwhile... Seiyuka: In stately Wayne Manor.... Crow: Bruce Wayne was getting it on with Tim Drake and Dick Grayson at the same time! Mike: ::turning green:: CROW!!!! >"But Jessi, Ashura: JESSIE! >I don't LIKE scented candles! They make my nose itch!" Merc: Then sneeze out the fires! >Jessi was busy fingering herself, pumping two fingers in and out of her >cunt Angel: ::panamimes an air pump while making air pumping sounds:: >while Meowth was giving her a rim job. Ashura: Jessie's a car?! >"Too-" Pant pant. "bad." >Thrusting her hips against her hand, she bit her lip to keep from >crying out as she came. James grumbled, standing up. "Fine. I'm >leaving then. I'll be back when those damn candles burn themselves >out." Tom: Unfortunantly, that'll take a few hours. >Back to the action Amy: Nononono! Let's NOT and say we did! >Brock was busy fucking Misty's Psyduck All: O_O >while Misty was in the river, >humping Goldeen's horn. Girls: OW! >Brock shuddered as he climaxed, then immediately >fell asleep. Psyduck waddled over to Misty. Sonic: Good God! Now that's what I call a stupid Pokemon! >"Psy yi yi!" Misty turned >herself around, still fucking the horn, and saw Psyduck's large erection >right in front of her mouth. Merc: But, waitasec! Pokemon like Psyduck HAVE no genetaillia! >She licked the head, then swallowed the >whole thing, giving Psyduck one of the best blow jobs of his life. Ayeka: Unfortunantly, the sucker was so stupid, he just used disable on her. >In the woods >Ash had gotten up to 'relieve' himself, Tom: Ash Ketchem. When Nature Calls. >and was masturbating furiously. >That was the second time this week Misty had interupted a good wet dream. >About that time James wandered up. Angel: And we were thankful for that. >He heard the noises and hid behind a tree, thinking it was someone >getting attacked or something. But as he kept listening he realized it >was someone beating off. His penis twitched and started getting hard. Amy: o_O Ash is GAY! >Adjusting his growing erection, he came out of his hiding place, walking >right up behind Ash. That was when he recognized who it was. The twerp! >But James needed relief, and he was going to get it, one way or the other. >Silently pulling down his pants and boxers, he grabbed Ash's hips and rubbed >his cock along the boy's ass. >Ash squirmed and was about to scream for help, but all thought stopped as >James grabbed his cock, stroking it gently. Mike: And the chicken enjoyed the pet. >Moaning, he started pressing >his hips forward, causing his small penis to slide along James's hand. Seiyuka: ::turning green:: Ew.... >Licking one finger, James stuck it up Ash's puckered hole. Ash squealed >and started humping both ways. Pikachu regularly fucked the Pokemon >trainer there, and he loved it. James replaced his finger with his cock, >sliding all the way in, then back out. Ash's ass wasn't tight, but he >sure knew how to use it. Merc: Ladies and gentlemen, the world's most SICKEST fic ever! >Back at the river >Misty had gotten through with Goldeen, but she was still horny. Amy: BAD PUN! >Brock never let her orgasm when he 'played' with her, and two orgasms >with Goldeen was all she could handle. That horn was damn sharp! That >was when she saw Pikachu, curled in to a ball. Merc: Kick the Pikachu! Angel: KICKBALL! >Pikachu had been horny all day, and now it was time to get rid of some of >that tension. Crystallis: So, he went to take a shower! Ashura: Fat chance. >He was curled in to a ball so he could suck himself off. ::Merc, Seiyuka, Ashura, Ayeka and Sonic turn green:: Ayeka: Oh, my God. It's a Pokemon version of "Extremely Sick Sex Fest"! >His little tongue whipped across his cockhead, then he took his cock all >the way in to his mouth. Sonic: And he beamed proudly at his accomplishment. >Misty tapped Pikachu on the back. He wouldn't uncurl though. So she >started kicking him. Merc: KICK THE BABY! >"I want another orgasm damn it!" Pikachu uncurled >and shocked her. Tom: ::as Pikachu:: Get a F***ING life! >"Pi pika pi chu! (I'm gay!)" Amy: EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME?! >Misty screamed in >frustration, grabbed Pikachu by the ears, and ripped his head off. All but Merc: Ow..... Merc: YES! HE'S DEAD! >Dropping the head, she looked at the body. Pikachu's cock was still hard. >She lowered herself down on to it and started bouncing up and down. Not >only was the dead Pikachu's long, hard cock getting her off, but she >loved to fuck dead things. In fact that was her biggest secret. Ashura: She gets off f**king dead animals!?!? Kain is SICK! >Even her >lover, Meowth, All: WHAT?! Crystallis: Oh, God. Where's the dramamine? >didn't know about it. Her pussy clenched on Pikachu's dick >as she orgasmed, screaming out Meowth's name. >In the woods again... Sonic: Wario's? >"YES! James! Harder! MAKE ME CUM BITCH!" >James thrust harder in to Ash, stroking the boy's erection for all he was >worth. A few seconds later they both cried out as they climaxed. >Collapsing in to a sweaty heap, Ash on top of James, Ash sighed softly. >How was he going to explain this to Pikachu? Mike: Explain WHAT?! He's dead! >A few minutes later James shoved Ash off him, stood up, grabbed his >boxers Ashura: And had them kill Ash merciless. >and pants and stalked off back to his camp. He couldn't believe he'd >just fucked one of his worst enemies. Tom: Hell, neither can we! >Not only that, but he enjoyed it! How was he going to explain this to >Officer Jenny? Ayeka: Jenny?! I thought Brock went after her. >Pallet Town, for some reason Sara: Yeah, just no reason.... >It was a nice day. Nice, bright, and sunny. Mr. Mime was outside, >swepping the walk, when he saw Mrs. Ketchum working in the garden. Amy: Ah, a nice break from the action... She was bent over, her ass towards him. "Mime mime mime mime..." Crow: Translation: She just mooned me! >Walking over to her, he ripped off her pants with one hand. Amy: AHHH! NOT DEILAH! Sonic: You know her? Amy: Ah, the wonders of SEGA going third party..... >She started to scream, but he slapped that hand over her mouth, the other >one still holding the broom. He started to push the smooth end in to her >tight pussy, but then turned it around and shoved it in, bristles first. ::All the girls squirm in their seats. Seiyuka gives up and throws up:: >She screamed against his hand, being ripped apart by the broom. Sonic: Her scream ripped apart the hand? >Mr. Mime pulled out his short, stubby cock and shoved it in as well. >Mrs. Ketchum's voice was hoarse from screaming and all she could do was >sob. Amy: DAMN YOU, KAIN! YOU'RE A SICK BASTARD! Sonic: O_O AMY! What's with the language? Amy: I'm mad, okay?! Sonic: Understood..... You know you look cute when you're mad. Amy: ::hearts in her eyes:: REALLY?! >Saffron City, for NO reason Crow: Let's see who's next to come to this sex fest..... Mike: Crow, one more joke like that and I'm giving you tazer treatment. >James had woken up this morning with a plan in his mind. He was going to Ayeka: Get his member chopped off. ::the boys hold their crotch:: Boys: AYEKA! >see the Officer Jenny in Saffron City, which was near here, to have >mindless sex. Sonic: And it is reveiled that Kain regularly donates to the Department of Redundancy Department >Try to get Ash out of his thoughts. The boy's sweet, >talented ass... No! Focus on Jenny. Bots: FOCUS! FOCUS! >His beautiful Jenny, with her big >breasts and ten inch dick. Mike and the Bots: OH, MY GOD! OFFICER JENNY'S OSCAR! Others: Who's Oscar? Mike: A Hermaphordite SI who thinks he's a Super Saiyan and in love with Artemis, Felicia, Fifi le Fume, and Lola Bunny. Others: O_O You're kidding us?! >His mouth was watering already. But something >interupted his plans. He heard screaming coming from the nearby Pokemon >center. "That sounds like Nurse Joy!" He hightailed it to the center. >*Somewhere in outer space* Ashura: ::singing:: Mike Nelson and his robot pals..... Mike: Okay, let's stop right there. >*Kain leaned back from the holocomputer, Ayeka: HE STOLE MISS WASHU'S COMPUTER! >smiling that sick, twisted smile of his* >Kain: I think it's ready to be sent... Amy: And we got a preview. Let's get outta here. Pearl: Oh, no! You're staying put! I've made sure that the oxygen was cut off of the bridge. Merc: ::to himself:: Bitch. >*On the bridge of the unnamed ship* >*The bridge is empty. Somewhere off to the left you can hear quite loud >talking and banging* Seiyuka: Eh? Excuse me? >Voice 1: Harder! It's not going in! *Grunt* >Voice 2: I'm trying! I think it might be stuck. Here, hand me the >lubricant. Ayeka: THE HELL?! I RECONZIE THOSE VOICES! SHE HAD BETTER NOT BE DOING WHAT I _THINK_ SHE'S DOING!!! >*Moaning can be heard* Ayeka: ::screams:: >Voice 1: Oh yeah! I think you're getting it in now! >Voice 2: On three we'll push together. Ready? One... Two... THREE!!! >*LOUD moaning can be heard* Sonic: Kacee, if that who it is, I never thought.... >Voice 1: Let's try it one more time! I'm almost there! >Voice 2: Okay! One... Two... THREE! >Voice 1: OH GOD, IT'S INCREDIBLE! >*Doors to the left slide open. KC and Tenchi walk out* ::Ayeka's electric logs appear around the group. They look at them nervously:: >KC - aka Voice 1: Thanks for helping me set up my new bed! It's >absolutely beautiful! ::Ayeka facefaults. This causes her logs to disappear:: Crow: Whew! I wasn't going to go through a shock-a-thon. Sonic: Yeah, she could power California with her temper tantrums >Tenchi - aka Voice 2: No problem! Uhh... Can I go now? The girls are >probably wondering where I got off to... Ayeka: DAMN STRAIGHT! >KC: Alright! And thanks again! *Snaps her fingers* >*Tenchi disappears from the bridge* >*KC is about to go back in to her quarters when Kain appears on a screen* >Kain: HelllllllOOOOOO! Tom and Crow: ::as Yakko and Wakko:: HELLOOOOOOOOOO NURSE! >KC: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Don't DO that! Ashura: You hear her? Don't do it! >Kain: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Guess what? I have a special treat for >you! Merc: He's going to cancel this fic >KC: *Whimpering* Not ANOTHER one! I've been MSTing almost all day! I >want to get some sleep! Mike: ::whining:: We want some sleep, too! >Kain: Too bad! >KC: *Sighs* So what is it this time? >Kain: Like I said, a special treat. I guess I got inspired from all >those bad lemons I've been reviewing to send to you. So I tried my hand >at writing, and I think I've come up with something you'll hate most >immensely! Sara: SHE HATES?!!?! Wait until we get our hands on you! >KC: *Twitches* YOU... wrote a BAD LEMON? >Kain: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe THIS will finally break your spirit! Angel: It's doing a good job here. >*Lights and noises go off* >KC: Fuck! *Starts to snap her fingers* >Kain: Nuh uh! No help on this one! >KC: DOUBLE fuck! >Kain: Oh, I've got MUCH worse stuff than a double fuck in here for you. All: TELL US ABOUT IT! >KC: *Mumbling* Goody... >*She goes in to the theater* >6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... All: HAPPY NEW YEAR! >When James got to the center he saw Joy, currently being raped by >Chansey. Crow: The hell?! That's sick! >KC: O_O NANI? KAIN! WHAT THE HELL?! YOU SENT THIS TO ME IN THE >MIDDLE OF THE FIC! Sonic: Consider yerself lucky. >But this wasn't any ordinary rape. >KC: It was EXTRAORDINARY rape! The newer, fresher rape! Try it today! Ayeka: And she makes it worse. >Chansey had tentacles coming from all over her body. Merc: And she was coming apart from the seams! >KC: NANI? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ANOTHER TENTACLE FIC! Ashura: And if we see one involving Dr. Octopus, I'll scream. >Two were wrapped around >KC: Joy's neck, trying to choke her to death. Tom: And other set were wrapped around Kain and Pearl for making us see this! >each of Joy's breasts, one was working >KC: On the railroad! *Sings* I've been workin' on the railroad! Crow: Well, we know who's in the kitchen with Dinah. Mike: CROW! >in her pussy, and one in her ass. All: ::Make donkey sounds:: >KC: *Boredly* Oh goody. Anal. Just like Kain. Crow: She does it anal with Kain?! Ashura: CROW! TIME OUT! NOW! ::Crow leaves:: >James froze in the doorway, eyes widdening at the sight. >KC: *As James* Oh my god! It's a two for one tentacle sale and I >forgot my credit card! Crystallis: Why bother? He should just steal it. >One of Chansey's tentacles reached out and grabbed James, pulling him in >to the room, Mike: ::as Scorpion:: GET OVER HERE! >another tentacle shutting the door. >KC: *Shouting at the screen* Ya better lock that! Don't want anyone >else coming in and becoming easy rape fodder! Tom: Sounds like it WANTS others to come in. >Ripping off James's shirt, then his pants, Chansey brought James closer >and started sucking on his limp >KC: Frog! >dick. >KC: So Nixon's in this fic? Tom: ::as Nixon:: I am not a crook. Sara: ::as Clinton:: I did not have sex with that woman. >James moaned and started Ashura: Crying for his mommy >KC: Beating Chansey on the head with a mallet. Crystallis: That works, too. >thrusting his hips in and out of Chansey's mouth. Joy had already cum >twice and was starting to orgasm again as she saw Chansey pleasuring >James. >KC: Ew... Just... Ew... Mike: Heave, ho and away our lunch goes! ::Collective vomit:: >James screamed like a girl as he finally spilled his seed >KC: *As James* Whoops! Looks like I'll have to buy more sunflower >seeds! Merc: That comment just made it worse. >in to Chansey's mouth. The pink pokemon >KC: Pink pokemon? Which one? Jigglypuff? Wigglytuff? Clefairy? Any >of the pokemon on Pinkin Island? Sonic: Come again? Ashura: Don't ask. >shoved one of the tentacles up James's ass and started raping him anally. All: OW! >KC: *Disgusted* Gee, thank you Kain. I've always wanted to see Chansey >anal rape James. Angel: ::sarcastically:: Yeah! >James screamed out from the pleasure and the pain. >KC: *As James* From the the pleasure and the pain comes THIS FIC! >Washu: *Appears* Whose pleasure? >KC: Kain's. How did you get here? Sonic: ::as Washu:: Would you believe I tunneled through space? >Washu: I just jammed the lifesign signal. I had a feeling something >like this might happen. >KC: Nani? >Washu: Kain was downloading bad lemons all night long from the internet. Crow: ::returning:: Kain and the internet do not mix! >KC: Ohh... >"Chansey! Fuck me harder! It hurts so good!" All: o_O >KC: *Sings* Hurt so good! >Washu: *Sings* Come on baby now, hurt me so good! >Both: *Sings* Sometimes love don't feel like it should! Now baby hurt >so good. Sonic: Note to Kacee: Don't sing something that'll make it worse. >Back at the camp >KC: The Girl Scouts were all beating Kain to death with their handbooks. Merc: Then, I came in and obliterated him! >After James had stormed off Ash had came back to the camp, only to find >Washu: That he was a dork. Ayeka: No duh, Miss Washu. >Pikachu dead, the pokemon's head ripped off, Merc: ::laughs manically:: >KC: NANI? >his body looking as if it had been sexually abused. >Washu: Umm... >KC: Riiiiight... Sonic: Alllllllrighty, then! >Misty and Brock were roasting Pikachu's head over an open fire. >KC: *Sings* Pikachu's head roasting o'er an open fire! Brock is >nipping at his nose! Ashura: Dammit! That's what I wanted to say! >Washu: Do you HAVE to make this worse than it is? >KC: *Glumly* Hai... Seiyuka: She is one brave soul...... >Brock looked up, noticing Ash had finally come back. "Hey! You want an >ear?" Crow: It's yummy! >KC: Of corn? >Washu: If only... >Ash twitched slightly, then yelled Sonic: STELLA! Mike: CHIEF! Tom: MCCLOUD! Ashura: TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! >KC: *As Ash* I WANT THE NOSE! >Washu: *Sweatdrop* >"YOU KILLED MY LOVER!" Amy: ::as Ash:: YOU BASTARD! >Both: *Facefault* >KC: I SO did not want to know that! >Washu: I think Kain is lacking only one thing to be in the running for >worst lemon writer ever. >KC: What's that? >Washu: Bad spelling. All: WASHU! DON'T SAY....! >Brock truned All: ....never mind..... >KC: Uhh... Well, there ya go... >*Kain appears on the screen* >Washu: *Hides* Crystallis: ::as Washu:: Ew! Ugly! >Kain: Sorry about that. This stupid keyboard wasn't meant for cosmic >beings. Tom: WASHU'S a cosmic being and SHE works perfectly with a keyboard! >Brock turned >Washu: *Comes out of hiding* >KC: In to a frog! >Washu: In to Bill Gates! >KC: Well, he's certainely evil enough to be in this fic... Seiyuka: Into VEGETA! Ashura: I could never draw Brock. He always ended up looking like him. >to face Ash, standing up. "Huh? What do you mean? I thought you and >Duplica were dating?" Ash was crying big anime tear rivers. "She dumped >me Tom: ::as Brock:: For Tenchi! Ayeka: ::as Brock:: For Goku! >for that stupid Ditto of hers!" Mike: Huh? >KC: Oh dear... Foreshadowing... >Washu: You don't mean...? >KC: Uh huh. >Washu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Ashura: What? WHAT? >Misty stood up now. Amy: Stand up for your rights! >KC: And Pikachu's head burned to a crisp, and they all starved to death. >Washu: The end. >Both: YAY! All: YAY! >"I'm sorry, but Pikachu wouldn't fuck me." >Both: *Facefault* Ashura: Eh, don't worry. At least you didn't see it. >Ash blinked a few times. Crow: Then faded out of existance. >KC: *As Ash* I'm hallucinating! >Washu: *As Ash* Purple elephants! AHHHHH! Crystallis: ::as drunkard:: Yer late! >"HE'S GAY YOU STUPID BITCH!!! AND WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RIP HIS HEAD >OFF?!" >Washu: *As Misty* Because Kain is a sick fuck. All: NO DUH! >KC: Damn it, I hate when it just starts in the middle of the fic... >Washu: You'd rather have read this from the beginning? >KC: IIE! Ayeka: Oh, come on, you know you want to! >Misty ran over to Ash, murder in her eyes. >KC: *As murder* Let me out of here! It's all gross and stuff! >"The same reason I'm going to rip off yours!" Seiyuka: Death by goofy ponytail! >Misty grabbed Ash's head ::All boys grab their special spot.:: >Washu: *Snicker snicker* >KC: *Rolls eyes* Not THAT head. >Washu: *Snicker snicker* Ashura: ::as Washu:: Let's shake the dew off this lilly, shall we? >and pulled with all her strength. >KC: Unfortunately, Misty is a wimp and the jar of pickles just would not >open. >Ash's head popped right off. ::Amy pulls out a plunger, sticks the rubber part on the floor and pulls it up to make a popping sound >Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! >Misty shouted triumphantly Seiyuka: ::as Misty:: TRIUMPHANTLY! >KC: *As Misty* I finally beat Breath of Fire! >Washu: Nani? >KC: It's a video game. Took me forever to beat. >Washu: Ooohhh... Ashura: Think that's hard? Let's see you beat the original Super Mario Bros. >and threw Ash's head in to the fire along with Pikachu's. "We're eating >good tonight!" Brock exclaimed. Merc: If only I was there. >Washu: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! *Throws up* >KC: Damn it... *Gets up- carefully- and goes off in search of a mop* Sonic: And here I thought the greatest scientific genius in the universe had a stronger stomach. >Saffron City Pokemon center Sara: For no particular reason whatsoever. >Chansey was lying on the floor, >Washu: Dead. >asleep, the pokemon's tentacles lying all around it. Ayeka: Hmm, one time use tentacles. >Washu: Bad Chansey! Clean up your tentacles right now! >KC: *Returning with a mop and bucket* *As Chansey* Stupid parents, >always making me clean up my tentacles... *Starts mopping* Ashura: ::as Chansey's parents:: Bitch, bitch, bitch.... >James and Joy were nowhere around. Crystallis: They went home. >KC: *Stops, looking up at the screen* I don't like the sound of that... >Washu: *Squirming in seat* Me either... Ashura: Same here..... >Chansey had devoured both of them >Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Amy: GAH! CANNIBAL POKEMON! >after having finally achieved orgasm itself. >Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! >KC: KAIN! OMAE O KOROSU! Merc: Heero? Where's Heero? >*Kain appears on the screen* >Kain: *Smirking* So, are you... enjoying my little fic? >*Washu has hidden so Kain can't see her* >KC: IIE! DIE! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! *Tries hitting the screen >with the mop* Angel: Death by mop. >Kain: *Frowning* Well, I was going to end it there, All: YAY! >but since you're >being so mean I've decided I'll turn this in to a crossover. All: ::deep breath, and then:: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >KC: OH DEAR LORD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >Kain: Oh yeah. >*Disappears again* Mike: And he was never heard from again...... >Washu: *Hiding under a chair* Is he gone? >KC: *Sigh* Hai... Ashura: Kacee, I'm starting to lose faith in you..... >Somewhere on File Island Sonic: GAH! Now it's Digimon! >KC: *Blink blink* He was serious. And it's DIGIMON no less! And I bet >he's going to use the DUB names! >Washu: Well, he did for Pokemon, why not Digimon too? >KC: *Sobs* Crow: Well, that's what you get, Kace. >Agumon and Patamon were busy >KC: Killing Kain! Sonic and Ayeka: DIBS! >getting it on, as usual. All: O_O >Washu: Damn! >KC: Hmm... I wonder if you CAN kill Kain... >Washu: You can, but he just keeps coming back. >KC: I mean permanantly. >Washu: Hmm... Sonic: Yeah, just get me and Shadow to use Chaos Control in our super modes and we'll teleport him to the sun! >Tai, >KC: TAICHI! >Matt, >KC: YAMATO! >and TK >KC: TAKERU! BAKA KAIN! BAKA!!!!!!!! BAKAYARO! Seiyuka: I'll never understand her hatred with dub names. >were having an orgy on the beach. Tai fell alsss >KC: Huh? >Kain: *On screen* Sorry, sorry... Tom: ::as Kain:: I fell asleep. >Tai fell asleep after fucking both the brothers up the ass, ::Ayeka throws up, as does the other girls:: Angel: ::recovering:: They're only ten friggin' years old! >so that left >Matt and TK to help relieve each other. >Washu: O_O >KC: O_O' Crow: -_- Mike: ^_^''' Tom: O________________O Ashura: :P Crystallis: ;) Sonic: >_< >Matt grabbed Amy: His harmonica! >KC: A book and started reading. Amy: That'll work, too! >TK and forced the boy down to his knees. >Washu: *As "Matt"* You see that stain on my left shoe? What have I told you about borrowing my good shoes and messing them up? >KC: *As "TK"* Never do it without you there to help... >Washu: That sounded so wrong, you know that? >KC: He he. Sara: ::still recovering:: In more ways than one..... >"Suck me." TK looked up at Matt with wide eyes. "What?" Crow: ::as Matt:: I said "Suck me"! What don't you understand? >KC: *As "Matt"* I said pluck these. You know, the chickens over there. >Washu: *As "TK"* Oh, okay. >"Don't give me what. I saw you giving dad head the other day." All: THE HELL?! >Both: O_O >KC: Help? >TK looked shocked. "You saw that?" "Yes," Matt replied. TK sighed and >leaned foreward, licking at >Washu: The ice cream cone! >KC: ... As much as I "love" Yaoi, is there a way you could sort of block >this out? I'm not sure I can take it. >Washu: Sure. Hang on. *Her holo computer appears in front of her. She >starts typing. Suddenly the screen rushes foreward* >KC: Thanks. I owe you one. >Washu: You owe me more than that. >KC: *Sweatdrop* ::Everyone jerks forward as Washu did that. Tom overdoes it and launches himself onto the screen:: Tom: Hey, guys! I can see down their shirts from here! ::The fic KC and Washu see him, pull out huge hammers and begin winding up:: KC and Washu: ROBOT NO HENTAI BAKA! ::They slam Tom off the screen and into Cambot. Cambot lurches and corrects itself:: Tom: ::weakly:: Robot....down..... Mike: Aw, man! And we don't have any spares with us! Ashura: I guess it's time to use something I've been wanting to do. Merc: And that is.... ::Ashura closes his eyes and snaps his fingers with his left hand. Someone lands in Tom's spot:: Ashura: ::eyes still closed:: Tell me who came in.... Merc: Let's see, blue and gray robot. Radioactive symbol on him. No mouth. Has the same name as Servo. Ashura: TOM?! ::He uncovers his eyes and sees that TOM II from Toonami is there.:: DUDE! TOM: Where am I? Ayeka: Welcome to Hell, TOM. TOM: Oh, God. Don't tell me. I'm in a theater watching bad fics. Ayeka: Yep. Crow: ALRIGHT! A Tom with working arms! >Tai TOM: Is what you wear. >KC: TAICHI! Amy: It's the latest exercise craze! >Washu: Are you going to do that every time? >KC: He he... gomen. All but Amy and TOM: Tell us about it. >had woken up sometime previously and wandered off >Washu: A cliff! >KC: And landed on top of Wufei! Merc: ::as Wufei:: INJUSTICE! >in search of more >KC: Sex? >Washu: Chocolate? Merc: Pain? >fun. >Both: *Blink* Mike: Well, that's something new.... >He found Kari >KC: HIKARI! >Washu: Oh dear... Crow: ::getting the idea:: Incest's the best when lust is a..... ::TOM reaches over to Crow's beak and clamps it shut:: TOM: I plan to get through this in one piece, okay? >in a very compromising position with Mimi. >KC: Please tell me they were playing Twister. All: YES! PLEASE! >Tai picked up Mimi and threw her against a tree, then grabbed >Washu: His gun and shot himself. >KC: The end. >Both: YAY! All: YES! Let's go! ::all begin to leave:: >Kari and forced her to her knees. Mike: Damn! It's not over! ::return to their seats:: >Both: Damn! >KC: Another blow job? This is getting old. Sonic: Tell us about it. >"This might hurt a little >KC: Or a lot. >Washu: We're still checking on that. >but the pain will be over with soon." Sonic: Yeah, that's what Jeff said to Sasami....the bastard. ::Ashura curls up and starts muttering:: Oh, crap. I forgot about that. Sorry, dude! >Tai put his hands on either side of >Kari's head, then shoved his >Washu: Pen up his nose. >KC: EW! Ashura: I'm not picking my nose. I'm pointing to my brain. >cock in to her right eye. All: AHHHHHHH! IT'S THE DIGIMON VERSION OF "TENCHI ON A PLATE OF SASHIMI"! ::Ashura looks at TOM:: Ashura: You read that? TOM: Eh, that's what happens when you get a fanbase on a show. >Both: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! >Fucking there for a second or two, he switched to the left eye, poking it >out as well. All: OW! >Both: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! Ayeka: ::turning green:: Me and you both! >He then turned her head to the side forcefully, snapping her neck, and >started fucking her ear. >Both: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >Washu: *Throws up* >KC: *Throws up* All: ::Throws up:: >Washu: *Weakly* I can't believe Kain put that in there... >KC: *Weakly* I can... Crow: ::to TOM:: Hey, how can you throw up? TOM: Y'know, I don't know.... >The feeling of her mushy brain, squishing around his hard penis, was too >much and he came with a loud yell. Mike: ::starts swooning:: Oh, God. I'm going to be sick! >KC: *Faints* >Washu: *Waves smelling salts under KC's nose* >KC: *Waking up* Nani? Is it over with yet? >Washu: Unfortunately, no. >Pushing her dead body off his softening cock, he turned and headed back >to the beach. Matt and TK should be waking up soon. >KC: For their sake, I hope they don't. >Washu: No kidding. All: PLEASE!? >One of those random Gundam Wing ships >KC: KAIN! YOU BAKA! IF YOU'RE GOING TO SCREW WITH SOMETHING AT LEAST >GET THINGS RIGHT! >Washu: *Hides* Ayeka: Y'know, I've never known Miss Washu as a chicken. >Kain: *On screen* Well excuuuuuuse me if I'm not a fanatic like you >are. >KC: *Snorts* All: ::Makes pig sounds:: >Kain: *Disappears* >Washu: *Comes out of hiding* >"Hilde! Hilde! Where are you?" Crow: ::Duo as Shaggy:: Hilde-doo, where are you?! >Duo was walking along the corriders, >trying to find Hilde. >KC: She jumped ship. Sara: Can we jump, too? >Hearing a loud moaning from a nearby room, he snuck up to the door, then >busted in. Merc: ::standing up, panamiming holding a gun:: FREEZE, MUTHA! >Washu: *As Duo* Smile! You're on Candid Camera! >A shocked look spread across his face as he saw what was going on. >KC: They were making another Beach Blanket Bingo movie! >Washu: I think I'd rather read this fic than watch one of those. >Hilde and Relena were in a 69 position, eating each other out for all >they were worth. Crow: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOWE! Lesbo action! Mike: Crow, shut up, please! >Washu: *As a kangaroo guy from Tank Girl* How much did they pay you to >spy on them? >KC: *As Duo being Tank Girl* Two dollah and fifteeeeeen cents! Ashura: Talk about your obscure movie reference! >Neither one noticed, or cared, that >KC: A hole had opened in the hull and they were being sucked in to >outerspace. >Washu: Woosh! Sonic: ::as Dr. F:: Frank, push the button! >Duo was standing there, watching them. His hand >KC: Came to life, killed everyone on the ship, and ruled the world. >Washu: Now THERE'S an ending. Crow: "Idle Hands". Now THAT was a movie! >made its way in to his pants. Finding his growing erection, the boy >started rubbing it >KC: It? Like from The Adams Family? Seiyuka: ::getting sicker:: Oh, god.......make it stop! >hard through his underwear. Both the girls were speeding up now, ::Sonic starts revving up his Super Peel-Out attack:: >near >KC: The end of the line. >Washu: The end of my sanity. Ayeka: Now, you know how WE feel, Miss Washu. >KC: Amen! >climax. Suddenly >Washu: I came in and destroyed them all. >KC: With those Gundams that you threw in the garbage can. >Both: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ashura: ::in a near perfect Washu voice:: I'm such a genius! >Heero walked in. Seeing his beloved Hilde cheating on him with that >bitch Relena >KC: So... Relena's a dog now? >Washu: Wasn't she always? >was too much. Pulling out his >KC: Let me guess. Cock? Merc: Knowing this fic, yeah! >gun >Both: *Facefault* Merc: NEVER MIND! >he proceeded to shoot Relena, Duo, Hilde, then finally himself. >Both: O_O >KC: Well, that made no sense. >Washu: This is a bad lemon, remember? >KC: Hai, but that made less sense than usual. TOM: No duh, then again when you got someone like Kain writing fics, who KNOWS what would happen! >At the camp >KC: Damn it! I thought we'd gotten away from the Pokemon! LEAVE THE >POOR POKEMON ALONE! Merc: If this wasn't so sickening, this wouldn't be a problem >Misty and Brock had gorged themselves on a fine meal of BBQ Pikachu and >Ash. >Washu: Yummy. >KC: What'd they have for sides, Goldeen salad and Pysduck beans? Seiyuka: That's it. I'm gonna start repressing my Saiyan appitite for now on. >Pikachu's dead body had already attracted some carnivorous Pokemon and >they'd dragged it off in to the woods to eat. >Washu: Yet again, yummy. >KC: Dude, this isn't much of a lemon... Crow: Yeah, this is beginning to get boring. >Brock had fallen asleep again, and Misty walked over to him, holding a >sharp knife. He didn't wear pants when he slept so she had easy access >to his cock. It was limp right now TOM: Where have I seen this before? >Both: DUH! >so she picked it up, Sonic: And realised how pathetic it was. >KC: *As Misty* Damn, this thing is heavy! >taking the knife and cutting it off in one swift movement. Angel: Misty IS Lorena Bobbit! >Both: O_O >KC: As Jerrod would say, HOLY SHIT! Voice of Jerrod: HOLY SHIT! TOM: What the.... Ashura: That's one of our friends. Next time he comes by, I'm sure you'll enjoy meeting him. Although I doubt you'll like his penguin pal. >Brock woke up screaming Ayeka: Sorprano. >Both: DUH! >bloody murder. He got up, running in to the river. A few minutes later >he died from blood loss. >KC: Dude, he must have been bleeding a lot. Crystallis: No duh. >Misty shrugged, took his penis, and started masturbating with it. >KC: Aw, c'mon! That's already been done! >Misty shrugged, took his penis, and fed it to Pysduck. Crow: O_o >KC: ... Well, at least it's more original... >Saffron City again >Washu: I'm afraid to ask. >KC: Me too. All: Same here! >Chansey >Both: NO!!! TOM: What? Ashura: You'll find out soon enough.... >had finally been woken up by Officer Jenny prodding at the pokemon. >Chansey looked up at Jenny and burped >KC: Chansey had James and Joy for lunch earlier. >Washu: EW! TOM: WHAT THE.....?! Sonic: ::getting sick:: Yeah... >loudly, then grabbed Jenny with the tentacles. She screamed and >struggled >KC: Or not. >Washu: Ya know. Amy: Scream "Rape". Always works. >to get away. One of the tentacles >Washu: Did a jig. Mike: Riverdance? >ripped away her skirt and panties, revealing her hard-on. All: O_O >Both: O_O NANI? Crystallis: Our thoughts exactly.... >Chansey wasn't suprised at this. Jenny had frequently come to the >Pokemon center and fucked Joy. All: O_O >Both: O_O NANI? Crsytallis: Read my comment earlier. >Another tentacle ripped off one of Jenny's arms. Mike: I guess you'd call that a farewell to arms..... Crow: Mike, we did that joke before. Mike: So? >KC: And bar-b-qued it. Seiyuka: Please, no more food talk. >Taking the arm, Chansey started raping Jenny in the ass with it. A >tentacle force it's way in to her mouth and another started rubbing >against the cop's huge cock. ::TOM begins to shudder:: Mike: Woah, stay frosty, TOM! >Both: O_O NAAAANNNNIIII??? >Despite bleeding profusely and being in severe pain, Jenny started to cum >a few minutes later. Merc: Clear the way! ::all throw up again:: TOM: Now I'm wondering how YOU can throw up, Crow. Crow: Same here. >KC: Oh, that's just... GAH!!!! *Throws up* >Washu: *Sighs, gets up- carefully- and grabs the mop* Crystallis: Poor Kace. >After Chansey had orgasmed the pokemon slowly pulled Jenny towards the >ever widening mouth. Eating up Jenny as well, Chansey promptly fell >asleep again. Seiyuka: That's it. I'm turning vegetarian! >KC: O_O That is ONE strange mating habit. >Washu: *Finishes cleaning up* Bet you ten bucks that's what Kain does. >KC: You're on. All: o_O >At Capsule Corp Seiyuka: WHAT?!?!?! >KC: FUCK! Now he's dragging DBZ in to this? >Washu: *Deadpan* Oh goody. I can hardly wait. Amy: This is getting stupid. Ashura: ::pulling out a walkman:: Tell me about it. >Dr. Briefs was >Washu: Doing a jig Angel: You already did that joke. >working on enlarging Vegeta's penis Seiyuka: THE FUCK?!?! Ayeka: SEIYUKA! WHAT'S WITH THE LANGUAGE? Seiyuka: I'm MAD! Okay?! >when Bulma walked in. "Dad? Are you >finally going to give Vegeta a dick bigger than three inches?" All: O_O Ashura: ::clears throut:: >Both: O_O *Falls out of their chairs laughing* >"Shut up woman!" Vegeta exclaimed, then gasped and once again succumbed >Washu: To this crappy fic. Mike: We were almost there. Now this sucker's getting redundant. >to the pleasure being caused by >KC: Charizard sucking him off. >Washu: O_O >KC: Nani? *Fidgets* Gomen, gomen... Ashura: Drag Girl Kacee. The one girl I know who can make something bad WORSE! >the penis enlarging machine. Dr. Briefs was over in one corner, taking >notes with one hand and wanking off with the other. Merc: Okay, I got dibs on killing Kain. Seiyuka: HE'S MINE! GOT IT?! >KC: Of course. He always works like that. >Washu: Oh yeah. This fic is totally in character. >KC: Your sarcasm astounds me. >Washu: So does yours. >Both: ^_^ Amy: Yeah. Whatever. Bulma tapped her foot impatiently. Sonic: ::in Jaelle White voice:: I'm WAAAAAAAAAAAITING! >KC: I think that's morse code for "Help, get me out of this stupid fic!" >She could barely wait for Vegeta to get out of TOM: The bathroom. She really had to go! >Washu: The closet? >KC: *Snicker* Seiyuka: ::giving Washu the evil eye:: WATCH IT! >the penis enlarging machine. Mike: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. >Both: Riiiiiiiight. >All of a sudden Sara: A boulder fell on them all! >KC: I- >Washu: Don't, it's too easy. Sara: Too late! >Misty, Chansey, Mr. Mime, Tai, Gatomon, and Heero's dead body appeared in >the lab. Sonic: SHADOW! Watch where you teleport people! >Both: O_O >KC: What the fuck? >Misty looked around, then immediately jumped on Heero and started fucking >his dead body. Everyone else got a little squeamish and moved away from >her. ::everyone scoots back to the nosebleed section. Mike picks up Tom on the way there.:: >KC: To California, where they all lived happily ever after. >Washu: We BOTH wish. All: YEAH! >Chansey and Mr. Mime got in to it, fighting over who was the >Washu: Dumbest! >KC: Ugliest! Seiyuka: Redundant! >most evil pokemon. Tai and Gatomon went back to having sex, Tai getting >a little foot action from the cat like digimon. Sonic: O_O Didn't Jerrod and Jim do something like what was mentioned...? Ashura: Yeah, but it was with Kari and Gatomon.....::turns green:: Oh, no. ::Throws up:: >Both: EW! >Dr. Briefs walked over to Tai and Gatomon, then joined in, making Tai >suck him off. Seiyuka: .....Y'know, this isn't doing what it was doing before. >Both: Yawn! >Kain: *Appears on screen* Well well well, little Washu. I suspected >you were here. >Washu: AHHHH!!! >Kain: So you two think this is boring? Getting predictable? How about >if I turn up the gross level a little? Merc: Let's see you try! >KC: IIE! >Kain: Too late! DIE SUCKERS! >The Masaki shrine Ayeka: O_O >Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >! ::Ayeka faints:: >Tenchi was busy practicing >KC: The violin. >Washu: In Tokyo. >Both: WITHOUT SAKUYA! Ashura: Hey, leave Suck-uya alone! Sure, she won Tenchi's heart, but it if you want to attack someone, attack YUGI! >with his grandfather. Ayeka: ::recovers, sees the screen:: Yosho...::faints again:: >Both: OH DEAR LORD NO! >They took a break, and Tenchi headed off in to the woods. Amy: Never to be seen again. Sad, really. >Both: ARIGATO! Mike: Yeah, what they said. >Looking around to make sure no one was there, he went up to the nearest >tree and dropped his pants. Merc: And took a piss. >KC: O_O Is he going to do what I think he's going to do? >Washu: O_O This is so wrong on so many levels I can't even begin to >explain. Sonic: I know. >He was erect already. Working out with his hot grandfather always did >that to him. Amy: EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME?! >But what really got him excited, the only thing that could >get him off, was trees. All: O_O >Both: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >This was his favorite tree. Crow: Sure was. There was markings saying like "Tenchi N Ayeka", "Tenchi N Ryoko" and......."Tenchi N WASHU"?!?! >There was a knot in it waist high, just big >enough for his cock. First he started caressing the tree, whispering to >it, kissing it softly, rubbing up and down against it. All: ::eyes start twitching:: >KC: *Starts crying* >Washu: So this is what Kain thinks about... TOM: Oh, yeah. >When his cock was hard enough he pressed slowly in to the hole. But >something was different about it this time. He felt the first sting and >tried to pull out, but several followed after that. Bees had taken up >residence inside his knot! Amy: O_O >KC: Umm... Do bees even DO that? >Washu: Doesn't matter. It's a fic, remember? >KC: Right, right. Tom: ::coming to:: Yeah....::as Eustace:: Stupid fic! >Screaming loudly, he finally managed to get his cock out from the hole >and started running towards the house, crying the whole way. Seiyuka: And the almighty wielder of the Wings of the Light Hawk is defeated by bees. >KC: That'll teach you to rape a tree! >Washu: Is that it? All: YES! >KC: It might be... >Meanwhile ALL: WHAT?!?! >Both: DAMN IT! >Sasami and Ayeka had Ryoko tied up All: ENOUGH! STOP THIS NOW! >Washu: Woah, woah, hold it there. Kain, get your ugly ass on screen! Sonic: What ass? >Kain: *On screen* *Rather grumpy* What? >Washu: Why don't you just give it up? You can only go so far with bad >lemons. If you just keep going on and on they get boring and loose all >their punch. Tom: Yeah! >Kain: ... Really? >Washu: Really. >Kain: ... Fine. You can both leave now. >*They exit the theater* All: YAY! ::They go to the theater doors. They're still locked:: Crow: What the hell? Sonic: Damn! There's still more! TOM: Crap! >KC: I don't know how you did it, but I'm glad you did. >Washu: I'm just the best! Amy: ::Richie from Pokemon Puzzle Leauge:: Who's the best? Ashura: Amy, don't do that again. >KC: He he... Anyway, thanks. I REALLY owe you. >Washu: You most certainely do. *Disappears* >KC: *Grumble grumble grumble* *Goes to her quarters, doors closing >behind her* >Somewhere, in a far away galaxy... ::All start humming the theme to Star Wars:: >Lina: Did you just feel that? >Zelgadis: Feel what? >Lina: ... Nothing. Just felt like... a great evil was nearly here, and >then it was gone... Merc: The hell? Ashura: If my anime serves me right, they are from "Slayers". >Kain's Day off and the MSTing were both done by Drag Girl Kacee. This >was done for a "Worst Lemon Fic" contest! Don't blame me! He he. Sonic: WHAT?! I thought KAIN wrote this?! Ashura: Who knows. Let's get outta here. ::They leave:: (Reverse door sequence) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Well, that was the worst experience I ever went through." TOM said as he and the others arrived at the bridge. "Now I think it's time to bring you back to the Absolution." Ashura said. "About time." TOM said. "Hey, if you need anything give me a ring, okay?" "We'll keep that in mind, TOM." Ayeka said. Ashura, once again, snapped his fingers from his left hand, but TOM didn't leave. Instead of being teleported to the Absolution, he made the SoL2 INTO the Absolution! "Ashura, what did you do?" Ayeka said. "Hmmm....I guess I'm suffering from Ryoko-itis." Ashura said. "Come again?" Crow asked. "Remember the 4th episode of the Tenchi OAV?" Ashura said. "How Ryoko couldn't control the demon without two gems. I guess it happened to me. Except, I needed TWO hands to do this." "Well, THAT was smart!" Sonic said, slapping Ashura in the back of the head. Merc, suddenly, got an idea. "Hey, TOM, mind if I borrow your DOKs?" he asked. "Why?" TOM said. "I got an scheming little bastard of a Saudi to blow up!" Merc said, heading for their storage room. "Yeesh, that's the billionth person who came by saying they wanted to kill bin Laudin!" TOM said. "Literally!" "Who WOULDN'T?" Mike said. "I mean, he decided to take down those towers. And I NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO SEE THEM!" Just then, Pearl decided to hail them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Just what the hell is going on up there?" Pearl shouted. The group was about to answer when TOM got an idea. "SARA!" TOM shouted. "Yes?" Both the human and computer Saras said. "Sara. Prepare for Hyperspace jump. Destination: Anywhere!" TOM said. "Affirmative" the computer Sara said. "Hyperspace jump in 5..." "EVERYONE! INTO A SEAT!" TOM shouted. At that moment, seats sprang up on the bridge and everyone dashed to them. "4...." "What the hell is going on?" Pearl said "3...." [Pearl! The ship is going into hyperspace!] Metal said, as he and Gero ran in. "2...." "NO! SOMEONE STOP THEM!" Pearl said. "1...." "Adios, amigos!" The SoL2 crew said. "Engage." And with that, the Absolution was gone. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Pearl shouted in pure anger. "NOT AGAIN!" "You fool!" Robotnik said, as he walked in. "We can still follow them." "How?" she said. Robotnik motioned them to follow him. Outside, Observer and Yugi were putting the finishing touches on another Egg Carrier. "This baby has been upgraded to have the same hyperspace jump as they have. Plus, we can lock on to where ever they went!" Robotnik said. "YES! PERFECT!" Pearl shouted in joy "Well, what are you waiting for, you miscreants! Let's go!" With that, the group huddled in the massive battle ship, flew into space, and, once again, the Endless Chase began again. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHEW! Finally, this POS is done! Horrid little thing, too! Anywhoozel, next up is a Sonic/Pokemon/Digimon/ fic that also has an SI in it. And it's LONG! Yeesh, what is it with me and long fics? Anyway, Read and Review! Ashura Hedgehog