Here is Jokes from The Warning Label Book I think this is for real!
1) Found in instructions for a computer mouse:
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or trow mouse at co-workers.
They're right. That short cable prevents the mouse from hitting co-workers from across the room. Try chucking a coffee cup or better yet, a paperweight. Much more effective.
2)Found on handle of a hammer:
CAUTION: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object.
Such as, perhaps, the head of the idiot who came up with this warning in the first place?
Here are some pics. from JokesandHumor.com

A Friend Told Me

"In the begining there was nothing. then God said let there be light, and there was still nothing, but you could see it."- hilary told me but i don't know if she heard it from someone else "I know what that charecter says. It says gold" - mell going by a golden buda sign. Things i hear in Guard: There were 3 pinguins going down a snowy slope. the first one slides down and says WHEEEEEEEE the second one goes down and says WHEEEEEEEEE the theird one goes down and says RRRAAADDDIIOOOO!!!!!!

"one time at band camp"

Two squirs were in a bath tub one tells the other "Pass me the radio." the other one says "What do i look like a bar of soap?"

A conversation w/ rachal and andy in front of the whole team. what are you playing with?
at ball of type.
what is holding it?
a piece of hair
EWWWW that's nasty that could have came from an old man.
-licks the hair and the tape
EWWWWW NASSSTYY!!!!!!!!

knock knock... who's there?...interrupting tuttle. ... interrupting turt......-pops out head

"one time at band camp"

"there is girl urinals in there and only 3 ragular towlets!!!"

"why is there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side? rainbows are visions but only illusions and rainbows have nothing to hide. One day we'll find the rainbow conection the lovers the dreamers and me."-we did a little performence to this and it's sung by kermit the frog

"there is no bagels in the toaster club and ther is no bagels in the guard."- i forget i think sally and she got it from ppl from her

Here are quotes from Japan
"Lets go to the Pray Station"
"do you know of a Pray Station"
"Oka son... I need another ATM"-me
"FRIEND!"
"Where is a western style toilets"
"NO MORE FISH"
"That guy looks YUMMY"
"I can't find Friend"
"Do you wanna? Wanna Fanta?"