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/kahn/ n. a title given to a person of authority, usually an emporer.


In every relationship, one must ask the age olde question...

'Who's on top?'

Well, to put it in terms more friendly to the virgin-mind, this page is discussing who is the dominant figure in the Gaterron relationship and why he holds that position (no pun intended :P). All snide remarks aside, here we go...





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'SEME' (Japanese): The dominant figure in a romantic/sexual relationship

MY CHOICE FOR THE TITLE: Gateau Mocha

HEIGHT RULE: Partners in pairings such as these are often defined by their size (not THAT size, you sickos!). The taller of the two is nearly always the dominant one for reasons of aesthetic appeal. And Gateau is pritty dern big (Itty bitty Baby-Glace barely succeeds Blondie's shoulder).

PERSONALLITY: Gateau is more outgoing, not at all shy and has a sort of 'demeaning' air about him. He's got a stubborn streak, and has a habit of rushing into things. In other words, if he and Marron are shagging, it's Gateau who's calling the shots.

DRIVE: Gateau's attraction to Marron is wild and intense. He throws the first stone for every move they make. For the purpose of giving a slightly 'cuter' metaphor, as they walk the path of their relationship's developement, Gateau is the one holding Marron's hand ::pause for a brief bout of 'aaaaaw'-ing::

THE YIN AND YANG: I love it when opposites come together. Makes for a very interesting relationship. Gateau and Marron are as different as can be and that's why they are such a special couple.

KAWAII FACTOR: It's just plain cute when a guy who would otherwise be considered a chauvinist pig doting on his beloved.