Amusement Park 3:


Yami: Hey, there's the Merry-Go-Round!

*All walk up to the Merry-Go-Round*

Bakura: Wow, there's no line at all!
JC:Yeah, imagine that...*tries to look innocent, but fails miserably*
QT:*whispers* Where did they all go?
JC: Beats me. Somewhere in Greenland, I think. *shrug*
Van: Well, a Merry-Go-Round seems pretty harmless. I think we can trust them on this one.
Higashi/Yami/Inu/JC/Gohan/QT: *look at him skeptically*
Inu: Riiiight..........
Sinai: *looks ahead* Ooh! Another butterfly!! *starts chasing butterfly*
Gohan: *HUGE sweatdrop* At least she's on the ground this time. It's not so far top fall.
Sinai: *looking like a complete airhead, still chasing the butterfly* Whee! *runs into pole on the Merry-Go-Round* *falls down* Owiiiiiieee......ooh, lotsa butterflies....all around my head...hee hee...they pretty-ful.
Higashi: Can't we take you girls ANYWHERE?!
QT: You're surprised?
Van: *sweatdrop* I stand corrected.
Yami: I'm considering tying you to the horse too, aibou.
Kokiri: NO! No tie!
Yami: Then do you promise to stay sitting?
Kokiri: ^_^ *nod nod*
Yami: Take your hands out from behind your back, you.
Kokiri: ~_~ I promise, okay?! Let's go!!!
Yuki: The ride, the ride! *jumps onto a horse*
Inu: *about to climb on the horse beside Yuki*
Quatre: *steals the Tetsusaiga* *sets it down on the ground* For the love of the little green apples, leave this thing on the GROUND, Inu-Yasha!!
Inu: Eh heh heh... probably a good idea. *climbs onto horse*
Yuki: *snaps finger* *make cowboy hat appear* ^___^ Put it on, Inu-chan!
Inu: No way.
Yuki: *puppy dog eyes* What, you don't lurve me? *sniffle*
Inu: *groans* *takes hat and puts it on*
Yuki: KAWAII!!!!!!!!! *glomps Inu*
Kokiri: *is walking around, carefully choosing a horse* *sees a horse with a lavender bridle and saddle* YAAAAY!!! *runs over and climbs on horse* Mine ^_^
Higashi: Wha--*sees Kokiri's horse* Oh, for Kami's sake... *sweatdrops*
Kokiri: *giggles* Hurry up, Pixy!!
Higashi: *glares at other guys* One word from you...
Gohan: Us? Now, why would you say that?
Higashi: *deathglare*
Gohan: O_O Shutting up. *whispers to Quatre* Man, his eyes are pretty scary too, when he's ticked off.
Quatre: Well, his girlfriend IS the Sensei of the Deathglare...
Higashi: My WHAT?!?!
Yami: You heard him. ^_^ Would you dare say anything else to those sugary-sweet eyes? *points*
Higashi: *looks down to see Kokiri glomping him and giving him the puppy dog eyes look* Arg......Hey, what are those in your hand?
Kokiri: *tries to hide Pixy Stix behind her back* No---thing.
Yami/Higashi: We're doomed.
Yami: Please, please, PLEASE, don't let her get sugar high.
Kokiri: *laughs* WHEE! Horsie! *jumps back on horse* C'mon, Pixy! Hee hee ^_________________________________________^
Yami: Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. *notices the insane hyper grin on her hikari's face* Oh no, the grin! It lives again!!

*Everyone gets on a horse*

Yuki: Hey, what's that? Ooh, a magnet? *picks up the 'magnet'*
Inu: Uh, Yuki, that's a--

*SNAP*

Inu: --mousetrap.
Yuki: *spring narrowly misses her fingers* AAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *throws mousetrap away* N This acually happened...my friend Yuki picked up a mousetrap thinking it was a magnet. Fortunately, we weren't on a Merry-Go-Round ^_^)

*mousetrap hits lever to control speed of ride* *ride starts moving at turbo speed*

QT: HOLY CRAP!!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*One by one they go flying off*

Yami: *hits popcorn cart* Owwww......
Higashi: *hits the ground out side the fence* Ouch. X_O
Kokiri: *lands on Higashi 2 seconds later* Oof. Sorry, Pixy.
Higashi: *groans* No, you're not.
Sinai: *hits a low flying bird, then falls to ground* Owiiee....*notices bird coming after her* AAAAA!!!! THE BIRD IS CHASING MEEEEEEEE!!!! *starts running around the park with the bird chasing her*
Gohan: *lands on top of ball pit tent* *notices Sinai being chased by the bird* Oh good grief -_-
QT/Bakura: *Land IN ball pit tent* Ow......
QT: What the hell--
Yami: Language!! *has popcorn spilled all over her* Ow....okay, ouch. *stands up* *hears back crack* Yeah, definitely feeling all 5000 years, here.
Yuki: *lands in ditch* Owie...
Inu: *lands next to Gohan* Who put a mouse trap on a Merry-Go-Round?! More importantly, who put it next to Yuki?! *glares at Kokiri*
Kokiri: Shhh! You're not supposed to know I'm the author!!
JC: *lands in Spinning Teacup ride* *sign appears from tea cup: 'Owie' *
Van/Quatre: *both land in tree...Quatre landed upside down*
Van: What the hell--
Yami/Quatre: Language.
Van: --HECK, just happened?!
Kokiri: *gets off Higashi* *still extremely sugar-high* Hee hee. Yuki. Mousetrap. Ride go very,very,very,very,very,very,very...

*fifteen minutes later*

Kokiri: ...very,very,very, VERY fast ^__________^
Higashi: *gets up* How in the UNIVERSE did you girls manage to screw up a harmless Merry-Go-Round ride?!
Yuki/Kokiri: *stare at him* We're US! That's how!
Higashi: Right. Stupid question.
*Sinai runs by, still being chased by a bird*

*Group sweatdrop*

Gohan: *Ki {energy} blasts bird* *Bird flies away*
Sinai: Stupid baka bird! *starts yelling at bird*
QT: *covers her mouth* As fun as it is to watch that bird chase you around, let's not provoke it, hmm?
Sinai: *blink* *nod nod*
All: *come back from wherever they landed*
QT: So…do we try the Merry-Go-Round again? Or…move on?
Sinai/Yuki/Kokiri: Move on.
JC: Yeah, there might be another mousetrap--I mean, magnet on this ride…
Yuki: *fire in eyes* *snaps fingers*
JC: *is suddenly black and smoky* *coughs* Owie.
Yami: *smirks*So, how do you like your inner demon? Rare, medium, or well done?
JC: Shut up.
Quatre: Um, shall we head to the Roller Coaster, then? That was next, wasn't it?
Bakura: Yep. I think it's this way. *points*
Kokiri: Well, let's go!

All: *start walking towards Rollar Coaster...with Kokiri dragging Higashi, of course*

Higashi: -_- *sighs*

*Meanwhile, somewhere in Greenland...*

Random person: Where the hell are we?!
Yami: *voice out of nowhere* LANGUAGE!
Random person # 2: Uh, did anyone else hear that?
Random person # 3: ...how did we get here? And...how do we get back?
*Long, long silence*

A/N No, my friends and I can't even get on a simple Merry-Go-Round without SOMETHING going wrong. It's a curse, I tell you.
Yeah, for us poor souls that have to hang with you.
*THWACK*
X_O Owie.......
^_^ That's better.

Yami Bakura: Ha ha. I'm not even in this fic, so I'm safe.

Zip it, muse-boy. And you're with Kokiri. That doesn't usually fall under the category 'safe'.
Anyway, our group's now on the way to the Roller Coaster...which should be interesting. A high speed ride plus three insane otakus?
If your looking for me, I'll be filling out my health insurance forms. And my will.
>_> Ha ha. Well, ja ne for now!