Written By: Siona!! MISTRESS OF ALL THAT'S FUNNY!!
This was a stupid list I started for something to do! I've had A LOT of help here!
ARIGATO EVERYONNNNNNNNNNE!!
01. When Vegeta walks by, point and say, WOW! A real live Trollie doll!
02. Ask Tien how he got the small white doll to move without strings
03. Ask Dende if he's from Mars. When he says no, walk away muttering, "And here I
thought ALL little green men came from Mars!"
04. Run after Goku dressed as a needle!
05. Put Chibi Trunks and Chibi Goten inside the Room of Spirit and Time till their teens and watch
them kill each other over girls!
06. Take away Roshi's porno and burn it all. In front of him.
07. Above, but instead replace Roshi's porno with Oolong's panty collection
08. Color Vegeta's hair green on Christmas Eve. Don't forget the decorations.
09. Rant at Raditz about animal cruelty when you see him with his tail wrapped around him like a
furry belt.
10. Ask Frieza where he buys his lipstick
11. Tell Chi Chi that Gohan is failing EVERY subject. Prepare to die.
12. Tell Garlic and Garlic Jr. that they smell like onions.
13. Inform Vegeta that he is actually Goku's brother.
14. Introduce all the male characters to the yaoi sites dedicated to them.
15. Give Vegeta pictures of Bulma cheating with Goku.
16. Give Goku pictures of Chi Chi cheating with Vegeta.
17. Follow them around ALL DAY, telling them how cute they are.
18. Tell Vegeta Goku's stronger than him and live to tell about it.
19. Ask Fat Buu if he's related to Kirby in any way.
20. Ask the Kaios and Kaioshins if they work for Santa Claus.
21. Tell Piccolo he looks just like the Martian Manhunter.
22. Tell Kibito to wear more sunscreen.
23. Inform the Ginyu Force that the Great Saiyaman stole their poses.
24. Ask Piccolo if he's part of the Taliban.
25. Videotape the Piccolo/Krillen or the Vegeta/Goku fusion dances and get Bulma to broadcast it
all over the world!
26. Tell Higashi that you were Buu's best friend.
27. Ask Bulma if she's changed her hair style more than her underwear.
28. Dress King Kai up like a Smerf.
29. And tell him his jokes are older than he is.
30. Use Krillen's head for a golf ball.
31. Tell Hercule the only thing stupider than him is a BRICK. (Kokiri: Personally, I think the brick's smarter ^^ )
32. Demand that Mr. Popo give you your 3 wishes.
33. Ask Kami if he always wears that dress.
34. Ask Frieza what gender he/she is.
35. Tell Buu that orange is the new pink
36. Tell Gohan that he looked like King Arthur pulling out the Z sword.
37. Inform Kibito that he needs to stay out of your blush.
38. Make Gohan do your homework or you'll tell the whole world bout his teddy bear undies.
39. Ask Goku what's Newton's laws of physics. *who DOES?!*
40. Tell Chi Chi Goten is joining a gang, that's why his hair is yellow.
41. Beat all the known DBZ characters in Pac Man. *I could do this! Honest!*
42. Convince Bra she can't shop because her parents are flat broke.
43. Tell Goten that he's actually Goku's clone.
44. Do your 'My Hero' report on a DBZ character.
45. Ask Bulma that if her name wasn't on her shirt, would she forget it?
46. Tell Vegeta he stole his hair style from Sonic the Hedgehog.
47. Tell Chiaotzu that Queen Amidala from Star Wars, Episode 1 is his mother.
48. Get proof that Mewtwo and Frieza are related.
49. Tell Tien that he needs glasses, and that there are none for three eyes.
50. Ask Piccolo if he wears underwear, cause Gohan, Tien, and Goku do.
51. Find out for yourself!!
52. Since Nameks are asexual, would they squat or stand to pee?
53. Ask Chi Chi if she is in a constant state of PMS.
54. Does Shenlong ever get bored of bringing people back from the dead?
55. "Please bring back Krillen!" Shenlong: "No, I don't wanna!"
56. Ask Zarbon who does his hair.
57. Convince Dende he should get paid for healing people.
58. Ask Guru how he got so,so BIG!
59. Find out that Piccolo is Nail's long lost brother.
60. Ask Piccolo if he's skitsifrinic. * It's spelled wrong, but it's when you see imaginary
people or have multiple personalities.*
61. Tell Captain Ginyu, when he's a frog, that you LOVE fried frog legs.
62. Inform them of the actors/actresses playing them in the live DBZ movie.
63. Whenever they get a scratch, kiss it so it'll be all better.
64. Then put a Barney band aid on it.
65. Chase them around, throwing pokeballs at them while screaming, "GOTTA CATCH THEM
ALL!!"
66. Jump in front of Gohan yelling, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
67. You spend all your cash on yellow hair dye.
68. Or, if you're a Namek fan, shave it all off.
69. Ask Vegeta, Goku, Frieza, King Cold, and Piccolo if they are Cell's dads cause he has their
cells.
70. Sick the Link fans on the Tapion fans.
71. Sick the Tapion fans on the Link fans.
72. Watch this Link/Tapion fan war from afar while sipping on lemonade.
73. Take away Higashi's Rogaine!
74. Run after the Nameks with handfuls of salt.
75. Put Rou, Oolong, AND Roshi in THE SAME ROOM. *runs away screaming*
76. Sprinkle pepper in Lunch's nose. THEN RUN.
77. Measure Krillen and Higashi to see who is taller.
78. Shave off what's left of Rou's hair.
79. Look up Kami's dress to see if he wears briefs or boxers.
80. Exchange every item of clothing they have with poodle skirts and tops.
81. Infest their homes with mosquitoes.
82. Fill their boots/shoes with jello.
83. Dress like them and appear randomly when they're around.
84. Follow Vegeta around while singing 'VEGGIEtale' songs at the top of your lungs.
85. Write anonymous letters to the Saiyans claiming to be their uncles/aunts from their home planets.
86. Cover them in banana peels when they sleep.
87. Fullfill every fangirl's dream by locking yourself and your bishie in a safe. Without the key. (Kokiri: *giggles* Oh, Higashi..........)
88. Make fun of Vegeta for not having all of his body parts.
89. Ask Goku how come he doesn't trip over his hair when he's SS3.
90. Find out if Tapion is a distant relative of Higashi.
91. Ask Kaiobit or Piccolo if they have split personalities.
92. Force them to watch the Funi edited tapes over...and over....and over....
93. Ask Babidi if his mother was Cinderella.
94. Take pictures of them doing you-know-what and put it on those tabloid magazines and see their
reaction.
95. RUN.
96. RUN FASTER.
97. Ask Babidi if he's a flea or a tick.
98. Once you get bored of the Link/Tapion wars, bring in Princess Zelda to choose.
99. Tell Bulma that Trunks is actually Yamcha's son.
100. And finally GLOMP THEM ALL!!!!!
~Siona, whose fingers hurt VERY badly. *nurses bleeding and cracked fingers*
