Unbeknownst to the Sakurazukamori, the cupid of St. Valentine's day was planing his demise. The diaper clad cherubim glared at the apathetic assassin who had eluded him for years. NOBODY could make the hansom bachelor love... not even Cupid's mother, Aphrodite. She tried to seduce him herself, to no avail! Cupid sighed, well, when one was running out of options... He pulled a gold arrow out for hammer space, "Time to fall!" He cackled, pulled back the bowstring, then...
"SHIROI-KUN!!!" Several high-pitched voiced screeched.
"AAAAHHH!!!" Kamui screamed, his own voice rather high-pitched, Cupid let go to cover his poor, bleeding ears.
"Oh-oh..." He blinked, and tried to find a way out of getting blamed.
"Shiroi-kun?" Seishirou turned to have Kamui run right into him... still wailing. The two toppled to the sidewalk.
"Seishirou-san!" Subaru yelped, as he was the only one to see the arrow.
"Whaaaaaaa--?!" The girls whined. Kamui lay sprawled out across Seishirou, his face buried in Seishirou's neck.
"We knew it was too good to be true! He IS gay!" A couple of seniors sighed. Seishirou rubbed the back of his head. Kamui didn't weigh but two kilos, how the hell was he supposed to know the boy could topple him over like that...
"And with an old man no less, what a waste..." A couple freshmen sniffled. /OLD MAN?!/ Seishirou glared, /eh, maybe I'm loosing my touch... nah.../
"I always thought he and Monou-san would get together..." The crowd continued to mutter as they walked away, Valentine candies still in tow.
"S-Seishirou-san! Are you okay?!" Subaru jumped to Seishirou's aid, completely forgetting Kamui for the time being.
"Ohohohohohohohoho!" A blonde woman in a bed sheet and a golden girdle cackled, "Like my golden arrow?"
"Ugh..." Kamui began to rouse from his unexplained fainting.
"Kamui-kun, your shirt... You're bleeding!" Subaru patted at Kamui's cut across his back with a handkerchief.
"What the hell do you want, Ai?" Seishirou muttered. Subaru looked worriedly from the obnoxious blonde to the object of his affection, then back to Kamui, who was... rubbing on Seishirou.
"K-Kamui!" Subaru half pried Kamui off of Seishirou, who was simply raising a brow at the teen.
"Well, I guess this didn't work out too badly, I'll check up on things later! Ohohohohohohohohoho!!!" And Aphrodite was gone in a shower of pink crepe hearts.
"She stole my gig!" Seishirou glared at where the so-called goddess had once been.
"But I want to do dirty things to him...." Kamui calmly explained to Subaru.
"What about Monou-san?" Subaru blushed.
"Threesome?" Kamui shrugged. Subaru was about to strangle Kamui for even suggesting that MONOU and Seishirou-san... and without him!
"I don't swing that way... I stick to a straight diet of Uke..." Seishirou had already gotten up and dusted himself off.
"S-Seishirou-san... I..." Subaru blushed and held out a confectionery baggie.
"For me? How sweet Subaru-kun..." Seishirou smiled syrupy sweetness at Subaru, "Almost as sweet as you." He took the bag from the beet-red Sumeragi.
"Seishirou!" Kamui glomped Seishirou and handed the assassin some candy that Keiichi had given him earlier that day, "For you..." The hand of "god" was already trying to strip Seishirou in public... again.
"That's enough of that, little one." Seishirou slapped Kamui's hands away from his shirt front, "As for you..." He stepped around the pouting Kamui to Subaru, "I'll... see you later..." He grinned suggestively at the green-eyed onmyoji, then walked off into his regular swirl of sakura petals.
"Damnit, Kamui, what's wrong with you?" Subaru glared.
"Whatever do you mean? I'm in love with Seishirou-san." Kamui smiled innocently.
"You were never in love with Seishirou! I--" Subaru blushed, "I was the one who..." He was so over come by emotion he couldn't even squeeze the words out of himself. Kamui blinked.
"Ai! Subaru!" Seishirou trotted over to Subaru, linking arms with the younger man.
"Dear lord..." Subaru muttered.
"You know you like it. By the way, was that Honmei choco, or giri choco? It's so hard to tell Subaru, you're just so... /talented.../" Seishirou smiled innocently as Subaru turned an interesting shade of red and nearly choked on his coffee.
"I... It wasn't... I'm not... You don't..." Subaru blushed more, and tried not to say anything to further embarrass himself in front of Seishirou. Seishirou just smiled and put his arm around Subaru.
"You really are cute when you're embarrassed, Subaru-kun." The assassin kissed the top of Subaru's head, thoroughly enjoying the fact that his hair was both silky smooth AND smelled like flowers. Subaru whined some, wishing he could either kiss Seishirou or knock him unconscious.
"Of course it was Honmei..." Subaru mumbled.
"What was that, my heart?" Seishirou smiled at Subaru, pretending he couldn't hear.
"That chocolate... I made it... It was Ho--"
"SEISHIROU-SAN!" Kamui jumped out from a store and glomped the Sakurazukamori in a less than dignified manner.
"What do you want?" Seishirou glared.
"You! Here!" Kamui handed Seishirou some candy he'd bought.
"'Scuse me! Drama Queen!" Subaru growled.
"I don't want this..." Seishirou handed the candy to a pretty girl walking down the sidewalk and smiled. The girl giggled and almost ran into a street lamp. Kamui, apparently crushed by the cold act, turned on the water-works, sobbing indignantly all over Seishirou's shirtfront.
"But I... I LOVE you Seishirou-san!" Kamui blubbered.
"Right.... And I'm the queen of France..." Subaru muttered, then whacked Kamui over the head, "Off, I saw him first!"
"Nuh-uh!" Kamui jumped on Subaru and the two began pulling each other's hair, shouting curses and death-threats.
"Cat-Fight!" Fuuma grinned approvingly. Meanwhile, Seishirou got a bag of popcorn and sat on a bench, with Fuuma, who was watching all the commotion with... "Sadistic glee." Kamui and Subaru were really getting into the fight, scratching and biting at one another.
"That's about enough of that you two..." Karen stomped over and boxed both their ears. Kamui and Subaru yelped in shock. Karen dragged them both back to the Clamp Campus dormitory.
"What did you start?" She sighed.
"He's going after Seishirou when he damn well knows I--" Subaru blushed, "Am supposed to kill him..."
"I looooooove Seishirou" Kamui smiled as if he were on drugs.
"I saw him first! I knew him when i was YOUR age!" Subaru hissed.
"I see... Why dont you ask Seishirou who he'd rather be with, and whoever Seishirou picks, gets Seishirou?" Karen shrugged. Let simplicity do all the work, right? The two got up and raced for the door, shoving and pushing as they went along. Karen shrugged and went back to work.
"Hello, Subaru-kun, you look lovely today! Almost good enough to eat!" His smile stayed on, and he blatantly ignored the fuming 'hand of god.' Subaru blushed and muttered something almost completely inaudible.
"Who do you want more, Me or Subaru?" Kamui artlessly presneted their case. Seishirou sat back, looked from one to the other, then smiled.
"I'd enjoy Subaru's company very much. He's alwats so... entertaining... if you know what i mean.." Seishirou kept his compsure as Kamui let out a squeal of protest. Subaru almost passed out with relief. Aphrodaite decided to 'poof' back in, causing a few heads to turn, but nobody in Tokyo was surpised when people popped in and out of existance anymore.
"Ohohohohoh!" She 'bounced' in a rather unattractive manner, "Did you have fun with my arrow?" She put her hands on her hips.
"Actually, Subaru and I were just about to leave." Seishirou smiled.
"NOOOOOO!!!" Kamui stomped his foot, "I wanted Seishirou!" the violet-eyed boy growled.
"Oh my... stop that." Aphrodaite snapped a finger and Kamui passed out. Subaru yelped and went to Kamui's aid.
"Are you THAT intent on getting me laied?" Seishirou sighed and leaned back in his chair. The blonde goddess hissed at him, but he continued, "Why dont you go harass some preists or something?"
"I hate that damned Sakura!" Aphrodaite growled, "It messes up all my match-making!"
"That's it?" Seishirou stared on in apathy. Kamui begain to regain conciousness, and Subaru began to look a little worried as the boy passed out again at the sight of Aphrodaite.
"What's wrong with the green-eyed one?!" Aphrodaite howled.
"He has to ask first. I'll give him anything, so long as he asks for it." Seishirou nodded. Subaru suddenly realized how simple it was. He'd never asked Seishirou for anything... Aphrodaite seemed a little angry with his response.
"You have untill midnight tonight to get laid or I'm coming after you myself!" She cackled then disappeared in a burst of pink hearts.
"So, Subaru-kun, shall we take your friend home?" He smiled. Seishirou smiled so offten... Subaru sighed and nodded, knowing he'd never get enough courage to ask Seishirou...
"Good night, Subaru-kun, i do hope you have sweet dreams tonight." Seishirou grinned. Subaru stood, having not one clue what to do. Let him in, or tell him good night. Just then, Cupid showed up silently, this needed only a slight bit of repair. He fluttered quietly to Subaru, undetected by either male, and scratched Subaru a bit on the hand with the tip if the golden arrow.
"Would you like to come in?" Subaru blurted. He coulndt help it, a sudden wave of confidence and trust washing over him suddenly, "For tea?" he tried to cover his eagerness for Seishirou to enter his home.
"Is that how you hope to get me into bed," The taller man grinned, "With tea?" Subaru blushed, yet continued, "I havent got tea anyways..." Seishirou laughed, it made him look like a different person. Subaru tried again, "How about I kiss you good night, instead?" Seishirou pulled off his sunglasses and looked at Subaru thoughtfuly. What had helped him overcome his self-conciousness? "Please..." Subaru added, then blushed and looked away shyly.
"Or, i could come in anyways," Seishirou shrugged, "You've got instant coffee."
"How do you know that?" Subaru's eyes widened, his infactuation still amazed him with what he knew about him.
"I know /everything/ about you, Subaru-kun..." Seishirou slipped his arms aroud Subaru to whisper in his ear, "So how about we skip the coffee and get right to the sex?"
Subaru swore he turrned a completely NEW shade of red, "No... Coffee first... sex later..." He glanced up at Seishirou to see the reaction... Was that SHOCK?! Seishirou laughed again. Perhaps he didn't know Subaru as well as he thought he did.
"That sounds /most/ wonderful." Seishirou regained his composure, and watched in amusement as Subaru fumbled to put the key in the keyhole and open the door. Subaru lead Seishirou in the small, but cozy appartment, making apologies for how messy the living room was.
~Owari
