"AHHH!!!" Subaru twitched under Seishirou, causing the Sakurazukamori to grin, then continue to 'molest' the 13th head of the Sumeragi. Artemis giggled and continued to video tape them, she'd make a fortune selling the Sei × Subaru videos on E-bay. The telephone decided to ring, just as Subaru was about to climax. Seishirou removed his mouth from Subaru, and picked up the phone.
"NO! DONT STOP!" Subaru growled, then grabbed Seishirou by the hair and shoved Sei's head back into his lap.
"MMMPH!" Was all Fuuma heard from Seishirou. Artemis giggled evilly, and continued to videotape. She shoved a tissue up her nose, as to avoid getting blood all over her nice white and blue shirt. Maybe she'd win best anime-yaoi-porn-film award or something cool like that...
(Several minutes later, on the Hospital's phone…)
"So, what got into Subaru's pants, Seishirou-san?" Fuuma grinned, as he could almost see the smug look on Seishirou's face.
"Me, obviously." He laughed, "So, what did you call for? I know you wouldn’t call just to check up on my sex life."
"I kinda poked out Krispy-Chan's eye out, and she needs you to sign her out of the Hospital." Fuuma explained then winked at a nurse. She giggled, then ran into a wall because she was sending flirtatious looks to Fuuma. He found that amusing, but he found that the one thing more amusing than that, was t hat Seishirou was trying NOT to let him hear him tell Subaru to remove his hands. "Subaru molesting you now?" Fuuma asked casually.
"Something like that." Seishirou said, a slight hint of discomfort in his voice.
"So, when should we be expecting you?" Fuuma yawned.
"Give me thirty minutes…" The Sakurazukamori coughed.
"I'll give you 45… Have fun." Fuuma then hung up the phone and made his merry way to Krispy's room to tell her Seishirou would soon be available to rescue her.
(At the D.O.H.'s 'crib…')
"Yoyoyoyoyoyo! What up, G-string?!" Sorata cracked up, then passed the bong to Kusanagi, who Politely declined, then handed it to Yuzuriha. The high school freshman took a big puff, then passed it on. Ami simply giggled, she loved corrupting the corruptible…
"Nothin', Hommie-less!" Yuzu passed the bong to Keiichi. The blonde annoyance took an innocent, experimental puff of 'the magic dragon.' Arashi snatched the bong from poor Keiichi's hands, then took a couple of puffs before handing it to Ami. The young psychopath (Ami) handed the bong to Sorata. She didn’t need the drugs, she was already high off the fumes, and shit like that…
"Yo! This shit's GOOD!" Sorata laughed, and let Yuzu take her turn.
"Yeah! It's like… Yeah! Da Bomb!" Yuzuriha let the Inuki-puppy take a doggie puff. Ami grinned, completely positive that she'd never get bored with a bunch of high supernaturals around her! Indeed, things began to get more interesting as they got higher.
(In the home of the Sakurazukamori…)
"I'll be right back, and then we can 'boink' again, Subaru." Seishirou flashed one of his smiles, and walked out the door. Subaru walked into the kitchen in his neon green thong. An amused Artemis followed, video camera in hand. Satsuki gave an apathetic greeting of some sort and poured the whole pot of coffee into a thermos. The bored little computer nerd put another batch of coffee on while Beast's tentacles insisted on molesting everyone in reach until Artemis threatened to take a chainsaw to it's hard drive.
"Oh, are you going to make copies of those videos?" Satsuki asked Artemis casually.
"Krispy would insist on it. You want a copy too?" The shorter girl smiled sleepily.
"Only if it isn't an inconvenience to you." Satsuki sipped at the coffee in the thermos. Artemis and the camera watched Subaru rummage through the refrigerator.
"Nope, I can get you a copy. Would you loan me your DVD burner so I can put it on DVD for you?" Artemis asked conversationally. Subaru wasn’t finding anything in the fridge, but he was taking a while to look for nothing.
"Sure." Satsuki raised a brow at Subaru, they must've gotten him REALLY drunk…
(Still in the hospital, but into the dreamscape…)
"…and then he poked out my eye!" Krispy exclaimed a bit too cheerfully. She had skipped into the dreamscape and was having tea with Kakyou. The dreamgazer seemed a bit perturbed by Krispy's play-by-play of Fuuma's retrieving of her right eye.
"I'mreally gonna have to say something to him about poking out other people's eyes…" Kakyou sighed and stared out into the dreamscape. There were lots of pretty cherry blossoms everywhere.
"You know, it's really sad that you're a hot necrophilliac veggie." Krispy shook her head sadly.
What exactly do you mean by Nechrophilliac?!" he blushed an amusing shade of red.
"You're still after Hokuto, ne?" Krispy set her cup of tea down.
"… Ne…" He blushed more.
"But she's dead, you should hook up with someone else. Even Fuuma's better than nobody." Krispy hopped up, brushing dreamscape dust off her pretty sakura-print kimono, "but that's all up to you. Tell Hokuto-chan we've managed to get Subaru laid!" And with that, she disappeared from the dreamscape.
(In Karen's room){Krispy: WAIT! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PG-14!}{#13:you've got at least an "r" on your hands… i hate this job, i quit…"}{Krispy: *sigh* Oh well, on with the smut…
(In Karen's room…)
Aoki was busy manhandling Karen's goods, not that he didn’t last night, but still… It wasn’t like his ranting wife appreciated his… UPAWS (Undulating, Pulsating, Aerodynamic, Windmaster Stick) anyways… At least Karen knew how to do more than lay still and look unimpressed and bored… He never knew how Shimako did it…
"Ahm… Aoki… A little lower…" Karen coughed, then grinned as Aoki turned beet red. She couldn’t believe that Aoki had screwed her senseless last night and still had the nerve to blush at her teasing him. Well, actually, she jumped on him and shouted "Take me you rowdy beast!" But he did the rest! Now, if only she could get rid of his wife… "A-Aoki… That's a litt--AH! ( "
{And we stop here at PG-14? *Smile?* }
(Back at the crack shack…)
"Oh remember that time we hat ice-cream?!" Yuzu burst out laughing. Kusanagi, on the other hand, didn’t find it quite as amusing as she did.
"Missy, maybe you should pass the bong?" he suggested.
"Yeah! Quit hogging it all to yourself!" Arashi growled and snatched the bong from Yuzuriha.
"HEEEEEEEY!" Keiichi gave a horrified look as Arashi skipped his turn, then slapped an uno card down in the middle of the circle, "REVERSE!" Arashi sighed and handed the bong to Keiichi. Yuzuriha, who also had ended up with a pocket-full of Uno cards, tossed the skip card in the pile. She took a puff, then handed the bong to Sorata. Sorata blinked at the no longer smoking bong.
"This isn't good…" He stared down at the bond, "We're out." Yuzuriha looked into the bag, then shook it up-side down, "All gone!" She exclaimed. For one terrifying moment, everyone looked to Ami for help…
"MUD WRESTELING!" Sorata screamed, then hopped up and crashed into the open door. Everyone else soon followed to help him prepare the mud pit.
(Back at the non-existent ranch…)
"Hey Subaru, will you help Kamui out of the closet? Artemis asked with a giggle. Subaru blinked, then opened the closet door. Kamui fell out of the closet and let out a muffled yell. (By the way, I suppose I forgot to mention that Kamui has been tied up AND stripped down to his heart-print boxers?) So, there Kamui lay, face planted to the floor, hands tapped behind his back, and his hear-print covered ass in the air. Subaru's mouth twitched upward, then he grinned. Kamui looked up at Subaru, who was still prancing about the house in his thong, turned beet red, and buried his head back into the floor as best he could. Subaru grabbed Kamui and dragged him off tot he bedroom, with a very amused Artemis following, camera in hand.
(Back in the hospital…)
"You're awake!" Fuuma gave his all-around good/creepy smile. Krispy took the liberty of stretching I the amazingly comfortable hospital bed, then smiled sleepily back.
"So, where is Seishirou?" She tried to look unhappy, but just managed to look sleepier instead.
"He should be here soon." Fuuma blinked at Krispy, who blinked back. He tossed a box of pokey onto her bed. Krispy grabbed the box of pokey and hugged it.
"GREEN TEA POKEY!!!" She bounced happily off the bed with a giggle, then tried to glomp Fuuma, missed, then managed to huggle him. "You might have bad hair, but you're really cool!" Krispy continued her hug. Fuuma just shrugged and self-consciously ran his fingers through his hair. "So, what do you wanna to?" Krispy asked hyperly.
"Kill Kamui…" He answered seriously.
"Besides that!" Krispy whined. Fuuma shrugged, there wasn’t really much else for him to do. He was "Kamui," after all, and the other Kamui had to die so the world could end. Krispy shook her head and sighed, sad, sad little man… The psychopathic sadist (Krispy) took a not-too-discreet look at Fuuma's crotch.
"Eyes off!" He glared a Krispy.
"Can I ask you something about your man-stem?" Krispy asked, on the verge of cracking up laughing. Fuuma removed Krispy from his lap.
"Seishirou should be here to pick you up by now, ask him about his 'man-stem.'" Fuuma walked out the door and went "Poof!"
(Karen's Room)
"So, Aoki… Is that ALL you have to show me?" Karen grinned, calling to the closet where Aoki had disappeared a few minutes ago.
"No, Wait! There's MORE!" Aoki said in a cheezy infomercial voice as he jumped from the closet. He stopped to re-adjust a strap on his hot pink bondage costume.
"Great!" Karen laughed, pulling a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs from under the bed.
(At the skank club.)
"Nooooooo!!! Stop it!!!" Kamui squealed like Usagi robbed of candy. Subaru, ignoring the hand of (whatever) god (Kamui worked for,) continued to play with the angst-brat.
"Yo, Satsuki?" Yuuto poked his head into the room where Subaru, Kamui and Artemis were, then stared at the long and hard--er stared long and hard at the two on the bed.
"She's in the bathroom, she had to pee." Artemis stated to the stunned, slightly aroused Yuuto. He just nodded and watched until Satsuki came back and told him to get a life because Beast wouldn’t let her date him. Yuuto just nodded again and went of to harass Sorata… After he had asked Artemis for a copy of the S×K tape. Artemis promised him a copy, and continued her new hobby as Satsuki watched on.
"Seishirou's gonna regret leaving Subaru 'alone.'" Artemis snickered to her companion.
"Aint that the truth…" Satsuki took a sip of her coffee.
(In the hospital)
"Daddy!" Krispy giggled eccentrically and glomped the very tall, very one-eyed, very bishonen, bishonen, who was busy glaring at her.
"You are VERY aware that "Daddy" is going to severely punish you for this…" His glare seemed to have little effect on the hyper teen.
"Was Daddy boinking Subaru?!" Krispy hopped up and down excitedly. Seishirou stage coughed into his fist as the genki girl squealed with delight, "Soooooo, how was he?"
"I'll tell you on the way back…" He grinned. So they checked her out of one hospital, then were approached about the subject of checking her into a different kind. Seishirou declined their polite offer and they caught a cab back "home." Of course, Seishirou told Krispy everything in almost perverted detail (as she would have it no other way.)
(Karen & Aoki)
"Karen likes the UPAWS!" She giggled kinkily. Aoki simply grinned.
Prehaps we should get dressed and see how the others are doing?" the windmaster suggested with a sigh as he settled into a comfy spot on the bed.
"I suppose so…" Karen grinned, "But maybe they all had a good time too!" She got up to gather some clothes when Aoki playfully tackled her to the floor.
"Magical-girl Pretty Arashi death-blow!" Arashi screamed.
"Half-crazed fan-girl super attack!" Ami countered, causing a rather large, messy explosion. As the mud began to rain down, a very clean, water-protected Yuuto walked appeared.
"You Sorata, let's you and me go, mano y mano!" Yuuto moved into a fighting stance, "Squatting Kitty!" He called out, moving into a crouching position.
"Dying Lizard!" Sorata cried out, contorting himself into something that looked very special… ed… The two guys then built up their ego--er battle auras. Ami and Arashi were drawn to Sorata's 'sexy' aura almost immediately. Of course, they still fought to get the best glomp-spot on him. Yuuto politely waited for Sorata to beat them off.
