Back at the ranch, or whatever... Artemint, Fuuma, Krispy and a rather annoyed Kamui all were sending glares in the direction of Seishirou's door.
"Can they get any louder?" Krispy grumbled in annoyance. Her question was soon answered, and they all sighed in frustration.
"Aw.. Shit..." Artemint frowned at VCR as one of his legs fell off. Fuuma snickered, then suggested she try using industrial strength super glue.
"Hey, lookie, it's Midnight-thirty, and Ami isnt back yet." Krispy pointed out.
"Hee hee, maybe she and Sorata hit it off." Artemis giggled. She and Krispy were on the floor; Krispy sprawled out, Artemis sitting. Fuuma sat on the sofa, looking around boredly. All of a sudden he seemed to brighten up some.
"Hey! I get to probe out Krispy's eye!" He smiled.
"Hee hee, that doesn't sound right." Artemis snickered. Krispy's eyes widened in fear as Fuuma kneeled over her in a suggestive-like manner. It really didn't look right... Artemis glanced from one corrosive psychopath to another, then suggested Fuuma kick Krispy's ass at a friendly game of chess instead. He politely declined, then turned back to find Krispy had made a run for it... So, naturally he followed.
Artemis sighed, just her, VCR, Kamui, and the two in the bedroom. She got up, leaving VCR to watch TV. She walked to the door and knocked on it. No answer. She poked her head in,
"Hey, can I join in?"
"Sorata..." Ami laughed as the (supposed) bishonen twitched. Arashi was going to find this psychopath/stalker hanging all over him... then what? Probably kill him, that was Arashi's style... Karen and Aoki walked in.
"Hey you two!" Aoki waved politely.
"Don't worry we wont invade your privacy for long." Karen gave Aoki a shove in the direction of the stairs., "Good luck you two!" She winked then began to chase the beet red Asuka editor up the steps into her room. Sorata's eye twitched.
"Now that was creepy..." He yawned.
"We should follow their example... Come on, Sorata! Let's make a baby!!!" Ami giggled, threw her clothes off, a la Chocolat, then glomped the blushing dragon. The moment the two crashed to the floor Arashi and her 'date', Keiichi walked in. Keiichi giggled genkily.
"My! Aren't you two friendly!" He girlishly giggled again.
"..." Was all Arashi had to say on the matter. The two walked up the steps. Keiichi asked where Kamui was. Sorata sweat-dropped as Ami cuddled him.
"Would you put your clothes back on?" He whined.
"But I wanna make a baby!" Her eyes got all glittery, " Once we make a baby our love-life will be complete!"
"You want a 10lb screaming larvae to rip out of your lower abdomen ?" He raised a brow.
"... No.." Ami shrugged, and threw her clothes back on, "Let's watch TV" They hopped back up on the couch and began to watch the porn channel.
Meawhile, jumping from building to building... Krispy was being pursued by the ever psycho Fuuma.
"ANGELS ARENT SUPPOSED TO KILL OTER ANGELS!!!" Krispy yelped as she almost fell off a building, totally trying to forget the X movie.
"You bet me an eye!" Fuuma grinned, giggling maniacally. He finally decided he was tired of letting Krispy think she could get away from him, and caught her by the braid. Krispy then let out a desperate "KUTSUUUUUUU!!!" (distress!) And Fuuma whacked her up side the head. Sakurazukamori/ Dragon of Heaven in training or not, he was gonna get that eye...
"Now.." He began, removing Krispy's glasses and putting them in his shirt pocket, "We can do this the painful way.. or the MOST painful way.."
"Uh... Let's not and say we didn't..." She suggested.
"DAMNIT!" Artemis hit the video camera a couple of times, then sighed in frustration.
"What is it?" Seishirou looked up from a whipped cream covered Subaru in annoyance.
"It's out of batteries..." Artemis sulked. Seishirou sighed then pointed Artemis in the direction of the kitchen junk drawer where he kept a stash of batteries. Artemis frowned, sure she was going to miss something "cute."
"Sei-chan!" Subaru giggled drunkenly, handcuffed to the bed, "WHO'S YO DADDY?!"
Seishirou shook his head in distaste, "No, Subaru, darling.. I am your daddy."
"This is getting boring.." Ami stated, staring blankly at he TV screen. They flipped off the TV just in time for Yuzu and Kusanagi to walk in. Sorata and Ami blinked in suprise, Inuki barked at them.
"OOOOH! You guys wanna eat some of the pie I made at Kusanagi's apparent?" Yuzuriha giggled innocently.
"Hee hee... I wonder what the filling is made of..." Sorata snickered, nudging elbows with Ami.
"Uh huh.. I'll bet Kusanagi knows..." Ami giggled. The couple on the couch snickered, as Kusanagi turned beet red.
"I-I'm not like that!" He sweat-dropped.
"Oh, SURE you aren't!" The two continued on as Yuzuriha stood around clueless. Ami giggled some more, then told Yuzu-chan they'd have some.
"Wonderful!" Yuzuriha giggled then skipped into the kitchen to get plates and forks. Ami announced she wasn't bored anymore. Kusanagi fidgeted until Yuzuriha demeaned he sit and eat with them.
"I found the batteries!!!! Did I miss any--" Artemis sniffled as she caught Seishirou already eating the caned whipped cream off of Subaru. Subaru was too busy giggling to care much about Artemis' loss of "cute" things to film. Seishirou coughed.
"Ah... He was melting all the whipped cream!" Seishirou said defensively.
"Re-cream him... NOW!" Artemis glared daggers at Seishirou. He just smiled, then began to re-decorate the complaining Subaru. Artemis happily filmed them, beginning to enjoy herself again.
"Let's and say we did." Fuuma smiled sadistically.
"Will you at least take me to a hospital?" Krispy whined, still trying to break away from Fuuma.
"Maybe..." He sighed, getting tired of all Krispy's futile attempts to break loose.
"Fuuma!" She whined again.
"Fiiiine!" He sighed, "Now, let's begin..." He yanked back Krispy's head some with the braid (which was becoming a rather useful handhold) and gave a friendly smile, "This is gonna hurt me LOTS more than it'll hurt you..."
"YEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!"
Satsuki and Beast were amusing themselves with a game of Pong. (pong is an OLD Atari(?) video game for those of you who don't know) Kanoe walked in and looked around.
"OI! KAWAII SATSUKI-CHAN!" Kanoe giggled hoe-ish-ly, "Have you found our Kamui yet?"
"Yes.. He's poking out some girl's eye." Satsuki replied coldly. She was really bored, at least beast was willing to play Pong with her. Kamui was too flashy with his pretty powers, she'd found him at LEAST ten minutes after Kanoe had asked her to look for him. He hadn't made it very much fun for her... But then again, that was just the type of person he was...
"And upstairs?" Kanoe asked, sensing Satsuki's boredom.
"Subaru and Seishirou?" Satsuki muttered a curse as Beast had won another point.
"Yeah."
"Occupied. One of those girls is video taping them... I'll ask for a copy for you when I get some coffee."
"Relocating Beast beneath Seishirou's house was SUCH a good idea!" Kanoe smiled as Yuuto walked genkily in. Beast paused the game to print out a note in barely legible type then hold it up with it's metal tentacle for Yuuto to read.
(... and the next morning...)
"Ugh..." Sorata looked up from his spot on the floor to the cuddling/sleeping Yuzu and Kusanagi. He sighed and got up, glancing at the passed out Ami on his way to get a coke from the fridge. He opened the fridge, but alas, they had drunken all the Coke last night. He grabbed a couple of beers from Subaru's stash. He could blame it on Ami if he had to. Sorata then made his way back to the couch and tossed a beer to the just waking Kusanagi. Kusanagi tossed the remote control to Sorata who turned on the TV and blinked at MTV. "I hate this show..." Sorata said to nobody but Bevis and Butthead.
"Hm.. me either..." Kusanagi agreed, taking a sip from his beer. Yuzu fell off the couch and landed o her head. She just giggled and rolled over on top of Inuki who yipped, then rolled out from under his mistress.
"Mmm..." Subaru opened his eyes, then tried to move, only to find his hands wouldn't... He glanced up at the handcuffs, then groaned, the last time something like this had happened was when he'd gone to summer camp and they'd thrown all his clothes in the lake... He looked over at the clock on the table next to him. It was a little after six.. Seishirou walked out of the bathroom, a towel wrapped around his waist, he began to whistle, causing the sleeping Artemis to stir. "Oh, God..." Subaru groaned, and tried once more to yank free of his restraints.
"Good morning, Subaru darling..." Seishirou tossed the clothes he'd been gathering across the room and glomped Subaru, who began to struggle and wondered if screaming 'RAPE' as loud as he could would help him any.
"Ahhh!!! Seishirou!" Subaru's eye twitched. Artemis shot up from her spot on the floor, camera in hand, video taping all the "cute" things Seishirou was doing to Subaru. Ah, the joys of being fan-girl, ne?
"Well, miss Sakurazuka, it looks like you're going to be fine... but I'd break up with that boyfriend of yours if I was you..." The nurse, who had been blabbing away about Fuuma in her slightly monotonous voice, raised a brow at the slightly comatose Krispy. Fuuma had dragged her into the hospital around one thirty, it was almost noon now, and he had dropped by for a visit. Krispy frowned in annoyance as she could tell the pain killers were beginning to wear off. If Fuuma came in, then maybe she could ask him to call Seishirou for her... that IS if he'd gotten over her throwing her bowl of cereal at him.
"Could you maybe get Fuuma in here for me, miss?" Krispy put on her most convincing smile.
"S-shouldn't you get a restraining order?" The nurse appeared genuinely shocked.
"Nope, no good... Not even a restraining order can stop his love..." Krispy said in one of those admiring/love sick dingy high school girl tones.
"Er... I'll see what I can do..." The nurse walked out to look for Fuuma. Krispy was getting bored, even though Jerry Springer was LOADS funnier in Japan, it wasn't the same without the right eye...
"Hmmm... I wonder what floor I'm on... Maybe I can jump out the window..." Krispy giggled.
"You rang, nummy-muffin?" Fuuma smiled cheerfully, standing in the doorway, suprisingly his shoulders didn't get suck in the door as he walked in. Krispy snickered in amusement...
