"WAKE UP!" Krispy's alarm clock shouted in all it's Sailor Moon-ish horror. She groped around for the scary thing, then after getting a good hold on it, threw it in the direction of what she hopped was the nearest wall. It died with a satisfying 'CRASH-THUD' sound. Seishirou peeked into the room.
"Get up. You have to go to school."
"But mommy, I dunt wanna go to school..." She whined, pulling the covers over her head.
"Is she not getting up?" Fuuma looked into the room.
"Why are you, and the other DOE in my house?" Seishirou glared at Fuuma. Fuuma coughed into his hand:"Plot hole"
"Daddy!" Nataku glomped Fuuma, they walked off to the elsewhere in the house.
"Krispy." Seishirou yanked the sheet off of her, then noted the odd pajamas she was wearing, that looked almost as if Subaru had once owned them... Seishirou nudged her with his foot, because she was sleeping on one of those rollout thingies that the Tenchi Muyo cast was so fond of.
"Hm..." She shoved his foot away. He glared. He should kill her, Sakurazukamori in training or not... And that hadn't even begun to made sense... Anyways... Seishirou tried to grab her hands to drag her out of bed, but she almost bit him, and he decided that wouldn't have been a very good thing... He went to one of the two last resorts and glomped her. She screamed, he got hit, and Kanoe popped in to remind them to vote her hoe of the year. Seishirou promised her a coffee if she could get ready in thirty minutes.
"Do we really have to go to school?" Ami whined, half bored.
"When can we blow up things?" Artemis asked, totally ooc.
"Yes you do, and later, maybe. If you're both good girls and eat all of your veggies." They giggled, and continued walking to CLAMP campus, because even though they all worked for the Diet building, they were all dirt-poor because of the frequent emergency room visits they made.
"Are we there yet?" Ami asked, after about three minutes of awkward silence.
"No, but almost." Subaru said, with patience.
"But Sei-chan!" Krispy whined, playing with the neat buttons on her trench coat that matched Seishirou's in every aspect, but size.
"You took thirty-two minutes to get ready!" He said, defensively.
"What's two minutes between good friends?" She looked desperate.
"Fine..." they stopped off and got coffee, just the same time Artemis, Subaru, and Ami were walking by.
"Krispy?" Ami blinked.
"Hm?" Krispy turned around, "YOU?!"
"IT CAN'T BE!" She and Ami shouted in unison.
"So you're still alive Miss Ryoko! Those galaxy police have become so incompetent these days!"
"What? Has Jurai's royal family fallen, are you an exile, now?" Ami giggled. Krispy did that scary, maniac anime-lady laugh.
"You're just jealous because our family will go on forever, we're ever lasting..."
"What? Jurai's royal family is NEVER-lasting?"
"EVAH-LASTING!" Krispy shouted, getting into the part.
"OH! WELL ISNT THAT TOO BAD!" By this time there was everyone within hearing distance staring at them. Artemis didn't get it, but was sure there was some odd story behind it all.... She hoped...
"That was fun, we haven't done that in a while." Krispy giggled then hugged Ami.
"When WAS the last time we did that? Sixth grade?" Ami smiled, "Hey! You're going to CLAMP campus too?!" Krispy nodded, then the two psychotics burst into peals of hysterical giggles. Seishirou took this moment to greet Subaru, who mumbled a half reply.
"Oh! This is my boss, Seishirou Sakurazuka!" Krispy giggled, "He's tall."
"This is Subaru Sumeragi, Artemis is his bitch." Ami nodded, with a giggle.
"HEY!" Artemis thwacked Ami with her empty coke bottle that had been conveniently produced from hammer space.
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
"I AM NOT SUBARU'S BITCH!" Subaru face-faulted.
"She isnt my bitch..." He could've rolled over and died.
"Exactly," Seishirou spoke up, "because Subaru is my bitch." the Sakurazukamori put a long arm around Subaru's shoulders. Subaru tensed up, this was not happening...
"This is not happening..." He sighed, of course it was, this was his life... If he were a normal person, he'd be waking up by now... He buried his face in his hands, he wanted to diiiie....
"Good morning, ladies." Fuuma smiled to the group of hysterical girls, who giggled in otaku-ish delight. Seishirou blinked at Fuuma.
"We're not late?"
"Not yet, you have ten minutes to get to school." Fuuma started off.
"MATTE! TEACH MEEE!!" Krispy squeaked, then skipped over to Fuuma, forgetting she was leaving her bag with Seishirou. The oldest bishy sighed, darted a quick kiss to Subaru's cheek, and then ran off to give Krispy her bag. Subaru looked somewhat perturbed, his left eye twitched slightly, then he got himself back together and told them they'd be late if they didn't hurry.
"KAKOII!" Krispy giggled, quite gleeful at all the "seme" pointers Fuuma and Sei-chan were teaching her. She was about to step into the school, when Seishirou pulled her back.
"Arent you forgetting something?" He waited for her response.
"Oh!" She (clueless) gave him a kiss on the cheek and took her book bag. He grabbed her arm and pulled her back again.
"NOT THAT! Hand over all your weapons!" He held out a hand, and she began to unload all of her cool maiming weapons. Three kitchen knives, a nail file, a gun, a pad, some old looking dagger, a pocket knife, a rubber chicken, some bullets, a couple of bobby pins, and a letter opener that looked like a katana. She then went to the office to get her classes assigned. Artemis and Ami walked up as Sei-chan was leaving. Subaru handed them their lunch money, then turned to Seishirou as the half-crazed girls took off for the school building.
"Why are you hanging out with those two?" Seishirou then untastefuly draped himself all over Subaru, "I'm much more fun than they are." He began to grope on Subaru suggestively, then pulled a lighter out of the younger bishonen's front pocket.
"H-hey!" Subaru blushed furiously, as the Sakurazukamori walked down the street, lighting his cigarette with Subaru's new green lighter. Subaru ran after Seishirou, who promised Subaru the lighter back if he agreed to go on a 'date' with him.
"This is fun, Subaru-kun!" Seishirou said, smiling obliviously in ooc-ness. The two were strolling arm-in-arm, one smoking and sulking, the other gleefully sipping at his frappuchino. Subaru grabbed the frappuchino from Seishirou and took a drink then handed it back. Seishirou blinked, "You prefer second-hand kissed to first-hand?" Subaru almost choked and then turned red.
"WHAT?!"
"Whenever you drink after somebody it's like getting a second hand kiss. That's cute, isnt it, Subaru-kun?" Seishirou laughed in total ooc-ness. Subaru whined and acted like he hadn't heard what he did. They continued walking.
"Class, we have three new transfer students." The teacher said in his monotone voice.
"High! I'm Ami!" Ami giggled then hit Krispy.
"Ow... Bonjour, Je m'appelle Marc." Krispy laughed, "I'm Krispy."
"I'm Artemis." Artemis looked around uncomfortably as the teacher was staring at them funny, as were the other students. The teacher shrugged and sat them next to random people. Ami got into an argument with one of the other girls and they both had to go outside. Krispy fell asleep and the teacher hit her in the head with a book. Artemis was a good little girl and no punishments were administered, until the teacher found out she had been doing math homework instead of listening during English. (why, exactly are we taking English in Japan?) Lunchtime came and they all scampered out to the big middle of the schoolyard to drink soda and throw chips at each other. Keiichi walked up.
"Hi!!!" He called in syrupy genki-ness.
"Hi, Keiichi." The three girls said in unison.
"Did you know you're wearing boy's school uniform tops?!!!" He sat down with them.
"Yes, I knew." Ami eyed the other two strangely.
"We knew too, I was going to wear the pants too, but I didn't want to get into too much trouble the first day of school." Artemis nodded.
"Oh... I have lots of big brothers who went to CLAMP campus, but I'm an only child." Krispy sighed. Keiichi looked confused, then spotted Kamui and excused himself then glomped the shorter bishy. Kamui let out a whine of protest as Keiichi dragged him to the snack machine. After lunch the three wandered about, looking for their room, but couldn't find it. Keiichi found them in the hall and led them back. They all got scolded by the teacher, then sat down. Krispy tapped Keiichi(who just happened to sit in front of her) during silent study.
"Hey, Ke-ACK!" Krispy ducked as another book was thrown at her head. Ami laughed and had to duck as a book went sailing in her direction as well. Artemis snickered, and all three were sent out into the hall to hold pails of water and feel disgraceful for disturbing the class. The idea of the punishment was nice, but they didn't feel disgraceful, they just got bitchy.
"This is all your fault." Ami said, glaring at Krispy.
"MY fault? Artemis was the one who got us kicked out!"
"HEY! You were the ones who made me laugh!" She said defensively.
"I say It's Ami's fault for making Artemint laugh." Krispy glared at Ami. Ami dropped one pail, then dumped the other over Krispy's head. Krispy shrieked.
"I CANT BELEIVE YOU JUST DID THAT! FOR ALL WE KNOW THAT WAS TOILET WATER!"
"I HOPE IT WAS!" Ami growled. Krispy threw her water on Ami, and the teacher, as the teacher was coming out to see what all the yelling was about.
"AHHHH! I GOT SOME IN MY MOUTH!" Ami yelled.
"That's what you say about ALL the boys, Ami." Krispy gave her a Japanese raspberry.
"Oohh.. BITCH!" Ami leapt upon Krispy and the two got into a "cat fight" and all the kids from the other rooms came out to see what was happening. Artemis stood holding her buckets of water as Krispy and Ami were busy pulling each other's hair and screaming insults.
Subaru blinked as his cell phone rang. Who the hell could be bothering him now? He reached over for his jacket and pulled out his phone.
"Hello?"
"Hello, Mr. Sumeragi. Your two younger... Sisters, have gotten into a bit of trouble and you need to pick them up immediately." a nasal voice said.
"Can it wait?" He sighed.
"I said immediately."
"Oh. Okay, I'll be there in a few minutes..." He hung up the phone and looked over at Seishirou,
"Ami and Artemis got into trouble... I'm going to have to pick them up--"
"Pedifile."
"...from school... Like you should talk." Subaru got up and put his phone back into his coat, then put the coat on.
"I'll come too." Seishirou got up and put his tie back on.
"Why?" The phone in Seishirou's jacket rang.
"Just a feeling."
"One that isnt in your pants?" Subaru snickered as he buckled the clasp around his throat.
"You're so mean to me." Seishirou sighed, then answered the phone, "Yes, I'll pick her up." He hung up and pulled his coat on, smiling, "So, shall we?" Subaru sighed, then nodded and let Seishirou lead him out of his own room.
"Mr. Sumeragi, your... sisters, are in this room, and Mr. Sakurazuka, your..." laugh, "...daughter is in the other room..." The receptionist left them to talk with their 'family' members then leave with them. Subaru walked into the room the receptionist had pointed to and shut the door behind him.
"I don't want to know..." He said, looking at a drenched Ami, then looked over at the not-drenched Artemis, "... but which one of you told them you were my sisters?" The two pointed at each other. He sighed, this was going to be a long day...
"Why did you two get into a fight?" Seishirou sighed.
"She threw potty water on me!" Krispy pouted, then finished drying her hair the best she could with the towel the nurse had loaned her.
"'Potty water'?" Seishirou blinked, "You ruined my date with Subaru over 'potty water'?"
"Was daddy gonna get laid?" Krispy giggled.
"Well... That's beside the point..." He coughed into his hand, "By the way, I'm not your father...."
"I know."
"Why did you tell them that."
"It was more believable than 'big brother'." She smiled stupidly, "You were gonna jump his bones, weren't you?"
"Is that all you think about?" Seishirou dropped his head into his hands and sighed in frustration.
"Mostly."
The five strolled down the street, two holding hands, three walking and giggling about the fight, as if it hadn't happened to them.
"You'd almost think they planned it..." Subaru sighed, shaking his head as he tried to block out the loud giggled and sound effects of the three psychopaths.
"OOOH! I have a good Idea!" Ami giggled.
"Nani, nani, nani?!" Krispy giggled and hugged onto Ami.
"Get off me and I'll tell you."
"Okay!" Krispy let go of Ami and continued walking down the sidewalk.
"Let's have a slumber party in Subaru's room! Sei-chan can come too!"
"That sounds like fun." Seishirou grinned, "Is that okay with you, Subaru-kun?"
"Fine..." He mumbled something about needing coffee, and they all turned into the nearest coffee shop. Everyone but Ami got coffee and they continued on to the 'secret' hideout of the DOH. They all skipped up to the doorway of the DOH secret hideout and Subaru looked for the key in his pocket. It wasn't there, so Ami had to borrow Artemint's bobby pins to pick the lock. They all giggled and skipped in, then up the stairs to Subaru's room.
"Oi! Where are we all gonna sleep?" Krispy asked.
"Subaru can sleep with Sei-chan." Ami giggled, "I can sleep with Sorata, and you and Artemis can camp out in the living room. I'll come down when I'm finished." Ami giggled as Sorata walked into the door.
"Anybody home?" Sorata called into the house.
"We are!" Subaru called down the stair and started back up them.
"Sorata-san! Come up to your room! There's a suprise for youuuu!"
"Ooooh!" Sorata started up the stairs, and Ami was already hiding in Sorata's room. Artemint, Krispy, Seishirou and Subaru all went into Subaru's room and they watched J-rock music videos for lack of anything better to do. They pulled out some cards and began to play strip go-fish.
"Have any.... Sevens?" Krispy asked Subaru as Macabre began to play.
"Nope, go strip." He sighed. Krispy pulled off one of her boots.
"I don't want to play anymore!" Subaru whined He was loosing badly.
"You two don't have enough clothes to play this game properly." Artemis giggled, she and Krispy still had the majority of their clothes, and Subaru and Seishirou were half-naked.
"Heehee... We could play spin the bottle."
"Of what?"
"Sake!" Seishirou and Krispy said that the same time. And so they started Spin the bottle-o-Sake. Subaru got to spin first, it landed on Seishirou.
"I don't want to play this anymore..." He whined.
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!" Ami cackled as she had managed to strip Sorata and tie him to the bed, "Now we'll have some fun!!!" Arashi picked this moment to walk in, and throw Ami out, then beat Sorata before taking advantage of his tied-up-ness. Ami walked to Subaru's room and suggested they go to Sei-chan's house and drag Kamui with them. Ami, Artemint, Krispy, Seishirou and Subaru were all carrying an unconscious Kamui down the street to Seishirou's house. Once they got there, Fuuma appeared out of nowhere.
"Hmm... is that... Kamui?" He grinned sadistically.
"Fuuma, I bet my right eye," Artemis giggled as Krispy continued, "that you couldn't go one night without molesting Kamui."
"Really now?"
"Yeah!" Krispy giggled, "He's here for OUR molesting pleasure, anyways." Krispy cackled, Fuuma quirked a brow, then grinned and disappeared into the kitchen.
"That was a bad idea." Ami sighed and patted Krispy on the shoulder.
"Huh?"
"Say good-bye to your right eye, you'll never see from it again." Ami glared as Seishirou and Krispy both started laughing, then tossed Kamui onto the couch and went into Seishirou's room. Seishirou and Krispy had remembered the bottle for their game of Spin the bottle-o-Sake. Subaru got to re-spin and it landed on Seishirou, again. Subaru took the bottle, took a swig, then looked at Seishirou funny.
"I don't... want to kiss him..." Subaru eyed Seishirou, scooting back into the corner.
"But I'll bet he wants to kiss you!" Ami giggled. Krispy and Artemis snickered.
"Yeah, Subaru-kun. I wanna kiss you..." Evil grin...
"That isnt faaaiiiir!" He whined.
"Fine then!" Krispy shoved the whole bottle at Subaru, "Drink it. ALL of it."
"WHAT?! THIS STUFF CAN MESS YOU UP!" Subaru looked around at the amused faces.
"Kiss or drink... your choice..." Ami giggled. Subaru took the bottle. He was going to hate himself in the morning...
(several hours later)
"CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!!" Ami, Artemint, Krispy and Seishirou chanted as Subaru downed what they were positive was his eighth bottle of Sake. Subaru giggled, after having downed it all. There were muffled shouts of displeasure from the living room, so Krispy and Ami went to see what they were about. Kamui had waken up and looked around.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Kamui screeched. The two girls shruggled, then dragged the saviour of Japan into the room. Artemis was sitting on the floor, giggling to her hearts content as Subaru was the one half-molesting Seishirou. Seishirou really didn't mind much though... Kamui blinked, and his eye twitched some. Was that REALLY Subaru making out with Seishirou? The three happy fan-girls sat on the floor, munching on popcorn, watching... Until Seishirou felt Subaru was getting a little too personal for them to have an audience, then tossed them all out into the living room. The three girls re-tied Kamui up, after letting him have a bathroom break, then duct tapped his mouth shut and shoved him into the coat closet. Fuuma showed up and Ami skipped out the door to find Sorata. Fat chance she would. So Artemis and Krispy entertained themselves with looking at VCR (Visually Corrupt Reptile), asking Fuuma random things, and watching movies.
