Ask the King of Lovers all your questions
about love and relationships.
"women, even if they're old are still enjoyable - no, wait, that's wine." - Sha Gojyo
Dear Gojyo,
Why does my boyfriend lie to me? and what can I do about it?
Sincerely,
Brook Brokenheart
Response
Dear Brook,
Guys tell you what they think you wanna hear. If he's lyin' he's got a reason, and you probably don't wanna know about it.
- Gojyo
Second Letter
Dear Gojyo,
How do I know if the guy I'm with is the right one to marry?
Thanks,
Confused in Connecticut
Response
Dear Confused,
Why do you wanna get married anyway? Ya have more fun when you're single.
- Gojyo
Third Letter
Dear Gojyo,
My boyfriend has been having some "difficulty" in bed and I've been wondering if it's me or if perhaps he's gay. How can I tell?
Signed,
Bewildered in Baltimore
Response
Dear Bewildered,
You need to go to bed with a real man. If you get tired of that boyfriend of yours, give me a call.
- Gojyo
Fourth Letter
Dear Gojyo,
All the guys I meet are jerks. Do you know any guys who are single and looking?
Thanks,
Jaded Single Girl
Response
Dear Jaded,
What do you look like? Send me a photo and a little about yourself and maybe we could have some fun sometime.
- Gojyo
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