_TNK
Well I'm not eating him, so what do you think this is:
A. Hairballs prevent the flu (Hey, this is the sixteenth century.);
B. I'm going to spit him out in front of my brothers girlfriend and watch her run screaming;
C. His soft fur is a great massage for the inner throat;
D. The priests think I might be a witch and this a test. If I am one, my touch will transform this gentle rodent into a ravenous serpent and I will be destroyed by my evil;
E. He's a dentist and his arms are short so he has to get very close to my teeth. _TNK
