Dot. Com
by Yukiko Majokai

Once upon a time, there's a land where all laws of nature were being defied. The reason? Simply because Yuki is the one writing this fic. We'll save the flames for later, but right now, let's get back to the story.

On that special land, there lived a flame caster and a water wielder named Kurei and Mikagami Tokiya respectively. Yes, this is going to be a Kurei X Mikagami. The reason? Yuki is writing this fic. But let's save the flames for later.

So, one day, they met. And they communicate.

 Kurei: ...

Mikagami: ...

 And the two fell in love. On the day of their marriage, something happened.

 Priest: Kurei, will you take Mikagami Tokiya as your lawful husband?

Kurei: ...

Priest: *wiping away his sweatdrop* Mikagami Tokiya, will you take Kurei as your lawful husband?

Mikagami: ...

Priest: *major sweatdrop* Well then, I shall now proclaim the both of you husband and ... husband.

Kurei and Mikagami: ...

Priest: *massive sweatdrop* ...

 So the two...er...not exactly lovey-dovey newly weds got married. (Duh!)

And 9 months later, a baby is born. As to why are they so efficient when it comes to human reproduction, we shall not go into that now.

They named the baby 'Raiha'. And as to how are they going to do it if they continue going "...", my explanation is: Yuki is the one writing this fic.

The healthy baby boy grew up and met the girl of his dreams. Her name is Kirisawa Fuuko. The moment Raiha laid his eyes on that chest of hers, no scratch that. The moment Raiha laid his eyes on the girl, he knew it is their destiny to be married to each other. So, Raiha brought Fuuko to meet his parents.

But things are not as simple as they may seem. After so many years of silence, Mikagami Tokiya decided to talk.

"Give me a speech about milk."

Now, this is a hard one. But Fuuko refused to give up. And so she said,

"Milk is the most miraculous thing on Earth. It consists of vitamins ranging from A to Z, 1 to 9. Cows have milk, goats have milk, cats have milk, dogs have milk and most importantly, I have milk."

Looking at that well endowed chest of hers, Kurei and Mikagami simply nodded in agreement.

 Years passed, and then one day, Kurei finally left this world. In his will to Mikagami...

 To: Mr Mikagami Tokiya

...

                                                                                                            Kurei

 Soon, Mikagami passed away as well. And in his will to Raiha...

 To: Raiha

...

                                                                 From: Mikagami Tokiya

 Raiha: *sweatdrop*

 9 moths after Raiha and Fuuko got married, they gave birth to a pair of twins.

 Science Tidbit: Efficiency in Human Reproduction could be pass down from generation to generation. ^_^;;

 But the weird thing is...the babies don't cry! They do not even make the slightest noise.

 Raiha: oh, coochi coochi, come on baby, cry.

Baby 1: ...

Baby 2: ...

Raiha: You know what, Fuuko? These two kids reminded me of someone.

Fuuko: Yeah, your parents.

Raiha: Ororororoooo...

The End

Yuki: *sweatdrop* ...

Saturn: *sweatdrop* ...

Yuki and Saturn: *sweatdrop* ...

To the Flame of Recca Fanfic Archive [Index by Pairing], [Index by Author]