I'm not sure if this battle turned out as well as the others, but I hope Treize-lovers like it! ^_^
V-Babe: It's the battle many OZ fans and Wufei-haters have been waiting for!
Wufei: Grrr...WHAT DO YOU MEAN PUTTING ME IN THIS WEAK RING???
V-Babe: *jumps out of chair and shakes fist at Wufei, angry* Do not disturb the spirit of the Insanity Arena!!!
Wufei: WHAT KIND OF WEAK NAME IS THAT?????
V-Babe: Dude, don't me come down there!!!!
Woman in crowd: Isn't somebody ELSE supposed to fight him?
V-Babe: *deep breath* Yes, ma'am. *sits down* As you already know, our challenger today is noone else but the woman-hating creep Chang Wufei!
Wufei: YOU'RE ALL WEAKLINGS!!!!!
V-Babe: Now allow me to introduce Wufei's challenger! In the other corner of the ring is the DUKE himself...and I DON'T mean John Wayne...back from the dead for a rematch, please welcome Treize Khushrenada!
Wufei: WAIT A MINUTE! I THOUGHT I KILLED HIM!
V-Babe: Well, welcome to the world of anime fandom where characters come back to life!
Wufei: Grrr...I KILLED YOU ONCE AND I'LL KILL YOU AGAIN!!!
Treize: Don't be so sure of yourself, 05. Pride does go before a fall, after all.
Wufei: SHUT UP!
V-Babe: Well, let's get this underway, shall we? Wufei, are you ready?
Wufei: START THE FIGHT, WOMAN!!!
V-Babe: *sits with arms and legs crossed* Well, not if you're gonna act like THAT!!
Treize: *calmly takes his cape off and hangs it nearby* Leave him to me, Venus. *faces Wufei*
V-Babe: I take it then that you're ready, Treize-san?
V-Babe: *uncrosses arms and legs* All right then! The winner will be the first who either KOs or knocks his opponent out of the ring! Fight! *ding!*
Wufei: THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST DAY, TREIZE!!!!!
V-Babe: Wufei makes a leaping kick at Treize, but Treize simply grabs Wufei's ankle and slams him into the ground!
Treize: If you want a shot at winning, you should really loosen up.
Wufei: I DON'T WANT ADVICE FROM YOU!!!
V-Babe: Wufei kicks at Treize's ankles, but Treize jumps out of the way. Wufei stands up again and makes another flying kick...this time Treize just steps out of the way!
Treize: You're too tense, 05. Relax a little.
Wufei: I SAID I DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM YOU!
Treize: Fine then.
V-Babe: Treize stands ready as Wufei runs to tackle him, and Treize jumps to the side, causing Wufei to fall flat on his face near the edge of the arena! Wufei stands, but Treize throws him out of the ring before he can - making Treize the winner!
Wufei: Grrr....I WANT A REMATCH!!!!!!!
V-Babe: THIS WAS THE REMATCH, BAKA!!!
Treize: I told you you should have calmed down, 05. *puts his cape back on* By acting so tense and rushing into the battle, you made it far too easy for me. Perhaps next time you'll have better luck. *Treize walks calmly out of the ring, waving at the cheering crowd, and is met halfway by a very happy Lady Une.*
Lady Une: Treize...how....what?
Treize: *puts an arm around her and leaves the ring with her* I'll tell you everything over dinner, Lady.
Wufei: THIS WAS RIGGED!!!! IT WAS WEAK!!!!!!!
V-Babe: *snaps out of trance* Is anything NOT weak to you, Baka?
Wufei: YOU'RE WEAK!!!
V-Babe: *stands* THAT'S IT!!!! LEMME AT HIM!!!!
*V-Babe throws off her headphone/microphone headpiece and rushes down to Wufei, enraged*
V-Babe: PREPARE TO FEEL A SOUTHERNER'S WRATH, BOY!!!!