Hey, y'all KNEW these two had to fight! I mean, when Duo first met Heero he shot him...twice. Then Heero shot Duo, then Duo shot Heero, then he shot him....I think you get the idea. Enjoy this!
V-Babe: THIS is bound to be an interesting fight...I've already noticed several girls in the audience are fainting at the sight of Duo.
Duo: Really, who can blame them?
Heero: Shut up, Maxwell.
Duo: Lighten UP, man!!
V-Babe: OK, um, let me just start off with the customary introductions.
Heero: Do whatever. I've got more important things to do.
V-Babe: How 'bout this, Heero: It is your mission to fight Duo!
Duo: *smile* Yeah, Heero, and you're not about to mess up your mission, right?
Heero: *annoyed look* Just start the fight.
V-Babe: Whatever you say. In one corner, we have the "perfect soldier", the impatient pilot of Wing Gundam...Heero Yuy!
Heero: Watch it, V-Babe.
V-Babe: You don't scare me, Heero.
Heero: *death glare* I should
V-Babe: Well, you don’t. Anyway, in the other corner, we have the great Shinigami, the happy-go-lucky pilot of Gundam Deathscythe.....Duo Maxwell!
Duo: That's me, the God of Death himself! Anyone who sees me has a date with his maker.
Heero: Somehow I'm not worried.
V-Babe: So, let's get on with this, shall we? Duo, are you ready?
Duo: *rubs hands eagerly* Whenever you are, V!
V-Babe: Heero, are you ready?
Heero: I'll destroy Duo.
*all of a sudden, Heero’s watch beeps, and all action stops as everyone turns to Heero and watches as he glances at his watch*
Heero: After this mission. *Grabs his gun and rushes out of the ring*
Duo: Wha???? Heero, you can't do this to me! *looks frustrated and slaps his forehead* Ugh, why do I even bother with this guy? He's anti-social, he's evil...ah, listen, V, I'll see ya later. Heero's gonna need someone to bail him outta trouble. *likewise, Duo grabs his gun and leaves the ring*
V-Babe: *sits in disbelief for a moment, then sighs and rests her head on her hands* Well, that was a bust!