Jin, Ling & Hwo's 2 cents (aka, Tekken News).



Jin: zzzzzzz...

Hwo: zzzzz....

Ling: OHMYGODWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPPPP!!!!

Jin: whuhwhat?

Hwo: Mr Pickles! NOOO!!!!

Jin+Ling: O_o?

Hwo: what?

Ling: Anyway, I got some new news!

Jin: But this site closed a while back!

Ling: I know, I know. But this was too good to pass up!

Jin: Well, let's hear it.

Ling: Nina's game has had a name change to Death By Degrees!

Hwo: Woop-de-do!

Ling: And Tekken 5's been announced, along with 3 new characters.

Jin+Hwo: O_O!!!!!

Ling: Look!

Ling: They're called Asuka Kazama (far left), Feng Wei (centre) and Raven (the one left over.)

Hwo: And on that latter note, the Metal Gear people and Wesley Snipes are gonna argue over who's gonna sue first over Raven.

Ling: *rolls eyes* and Feng Wei kinda looks like Kazuya on that small piccie....though he reminds me more of Ganryu.

Hwo: What do you think Jin? ...Jin?!

Jin: ...I have a sister?!?!

Hwo: Well, it could be an aunt...

Jin: I have a sister?!?!?!?!!?!

Ling: Strange, ain't it? ehehe ^^;;;

Jin: I HAVE A SISTER?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

Hwo: Unless this is going further in the future and it's your daughter.

Jin: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs off screaming*

Hwo: Looks like I broke him.

Tekk: More info will come....right now!

Ling: IN-GAME SCREENSHOTS!!!!




Hwo: Hey! I am kicking ASS!

Ling: And you got your headband back!

Paul: Dammit! I shouldn't be so wussy in front of that junkie!

Paul: Har har! Much better!

Ling: Where's Jin?

Hwo: Yeah, I wanna gloat over how Feng Wei is owning him

Jin: MY SISTER IS ATTACKING MY DADDY?!?!!?!

Hwo: If it is your sister

Jin: *faints*

Old News.
Jin: Released a while back,  is the Tekken Chronicle, revealing some of the early preliminary pictures of the Tekken characters in development.

Hwo: O_o....okaaaayyyy....who's who?

Ling: Well, like, I can recognise Jin's weird dad and, like, that Jackie Chan dude is Lei-

Jin: Actually, that's Law. The black guy in the stripy pants is Bruce Irvin, the wrestler dude who looks as if a closet attacked him is King, the fat dude near him is Ganryu, the ponytail guy I'm guessing is Paul

Paul: Oh good god no!!!

Jin: I don't know who the wrestler lady beside Law is, but I'm guessing that could be Michelle, and the boxer with the French flag top looks like Nina.

Hwo: What about the others?

Jin: I dunno *shrugs* though the dude below the 'early Tekken' sign looks like a character from Ehrgeiz- that nafftastic free-roaming fighter starring the Final Fantasy dudes.

Hwo: jeez! thank GOD they thought more on design there!!

More Tekken Advances later (no, not that GBA game...)