Tekk: We have some challenges, but haven't many games as of yet, but more games will be added- along with some fun tidbits. But for now, here's a little game to play involving Survival Horror games...
Devil: Ripped from the Official UK Playstation Magazine, Mr Original *rolls eyes*
Tekk: Shut it you! Just cos Namco only gave you a cameo role in Tekken 4!
Devil: *teary eyed*
Kazuya: Haw-haw!
Unknown: Get on with it!
Tekk: Ok, ok- here's the Survival Horror Drinking Game! Taken from Official UK Playstation Magazine Issue #26.
'For this spine-tingling, adults-only [depending
on drink] game of terror and tequila, you'll need at least one or two survival
horror games (e.g, Devil May Cry, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, etc) and
plenty of booze. Everyone takes it in turn to draw a game at random and
then play it for a set period of time. When any of the following events
occur, the person playing must take the required number of measures.'
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| Communications lost with remote research centre or highly trained SWAT team. | 1 Swig. |
| Tough Marine Character has really nerdy name. | 1 Swig. |
| B&W grainy CGI footage cuts in for no obvious reason. | 2 Swigs. |
| Someone amusingly puts emphasis on wrong word due to poor voice acting. | 1 Swig. |
| Lead character questions own sanity. | 3 Swigs. |
| Fat, sleazy-looking guy is inappropriately cheerful considering situation. | 2 Swigs. |
| Scary Piano music starts playing. | 1 Swig. |
| Lead character is knocked out-cold/drugged/poisoned and later wakes up on stained mattress in a small room. | 4 Swigs (3 Swigs if this has happened to you in real life). |
| Scary Violin music starts playing. | 1 Swig. |
| Sinister little girl runs past, giggling. | 3 Swigs. |
| You hear eerie noises like babies crying, wolves howling, wall-scratching, etc | 1 Swig. |
| Lead Character is attacked by inanimate objects like puppets, mannequins/manikins, etc | 1 Swig. |
| Lead Character is attacked by dead relative/pet. | 3 Swigs. |
| Character who was missing, presumed dead, turns out to be key bad guy. | 4 Swigs. |
| Character who was missing, presumed dead, turns out to be dead. | 1 Swig. |
| Mysterious girl makes infuriatingly imprecise warning of danger. | 2 Swigs. |
| Zombie bursts through door. | 2 Swigs. |
| Mysterious girl bursts through door and then makes infuriatingly imprecise warning of danger. | 4 Swigs. |
| Mysterious door bursts through zombie....you've drunk too much, go to bed! | 0 Swigs. |
'The player can force everyone else to drink
by achieving any of the following goals-'
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| Unlock a door. | 1 Swig. |
| Kill something with a gun. | 1 Swig. |
| Kill something with blunt object. | 2 Swigs. |
| Find a piece of map. | 3 Swigs. |
| Shoot oil barrel and cause a huge explosion. | 4 Swigs. |
| Uncover ludicrously cryptic inscription on statue. | 2 Swigs. |
| Find any object that triggers repressed memory of (a) missing girlfriend, (b) previous mission that went horribly wrong, or (c) the carefree years before the pus-spewing hell zombies arrived. | 2 Swigs. |
| Discover evidence that a large company or twisted genius has been tampering with (a) human DNA, (b) alien DNA, or (c) dark forces beyond their comprehension. | 3 Swigs. |
'And the cocktail of choice while playing this
game?
THE ZOMBIE.
Measure of dark rum, a measure of white rum,
a dash of Triple Sec or Apricot Brandy, a twist of lime juice. Fill up
with pineapple juice, orange juice or a mixture of both.'
'For those below drinking age-
LONG ISLAND ICED-T-VIRUS COCKTAIL.
Bright green Sunny Delight, blackcurrant squash/cordial/juice
ice cubes, mashed blackcurrant jello all-diluted to a drinkable liquid
with orangeade.
You won't get drunk, but the challenge here
is to see who can avoid being sick, if at all possible.
Coming soon- Tekk's own original drinking
games, some interactive games- and extra challenges.
GTA3 Police Record Breaker.
Fancy yourself as the latest driver on 'World's
Wildest Police Chases'? Then on GTA3, try to get your police rating up
to maximum and then see how long you can evade the clutches of the long
arm of the law.
First Person Shooter Death Tag.
Choose any FPV with a 4-player mode and load
it up. Select Multiplayer and go for a time rather then a frag limit. Nominate
one player to be 'It' and he/she is the only person allowed to use their
weapons. If the person shoots and kills you, you're now 'It'. The loser
is the one who is 'It' when the timer runs out, or who's been 'It' the
most.
First Person Fugitive.
The opposite of Death Tag. Go through the same
procedure for Death Tag, but instead, the person who's 'It' cannot use
any weapons and must evade the other 3 players- who can use weapons and
hunt the 'It' person down like a dog. The player who avoids the hunters
for the longest time is the winner. An extra way of playing is for one
player to protect the weaponless fugitive and act as a minder- he/she is
able to use all their weapons to protect the fugitive from the other 2
hunters.
Splatoon!
Simple game- you'll need any game that involves
a sniper part (preferably Silent Scope 1 and 2, or PSG1 levels in MGS2:Substance),
a blindfold and a friend. You start up the game and put on the blindfold
(or get your friend to put the blindfold on you if you're too lazy to tie
knots), then here, your friend will have to shout out directions (up, down,
left, right, fire!, etc) to you. Try playing it in teams- see who's the
best blind assassin.