Games and Challenges.

Tekk: We have some challenges, but haven't many games as of yet, but more games will be added- along with some fun tidbits. But for now, here's a little game to play involving Survival Horror games...

Devil: Ripped from the Official UK Playstation Magazine, Mr Original *rolls eyes*

Tekk: Shut it you! Just cos Namco only gave you a cameo role in Tekken 4!

Devil: *teary eyed*

Kazuya: Haw-haw!

Unknown: Get on with it!

Tekk: Ok, ok- here's the Survival Horror Drinking Game! Taken from Official UK Playstation Magazine Issue #26.

'For this spine-tingling, adults-only [depending on drink] game of terror and tequila, you'll need at least one or two survival horror games (e.g, Devil May Cry, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, etc) and plenty of booze. Everyone takes it in turn to draw a game at random and then play it for a set period of time. When any of the following events occur, the person playing must take the required number of measures.'
 
IN-GAME ACTION.
# OF DRINK SWIGS.
Communications lost with remote research centre or highly trained SWAT team. 1 Swig.
Tough Marine Character has really nerdy name. 1 Swig.
B&W grainy CGI footage cuts in for no obvious reason. 2 Swigs.
Someone amusingly puts emphasis on wrong word due to poor voice acting. 1 Swig.
Lead character questions own sanity. 3 Swigs.
Fat, sleazy-looking guy is inappropriately cheerful considering situation. 2 Swigs.
Scary Piano music starts playing. 1 Swig.
Lead character is knocked out-cold/drugged/poisoned and later wakes up on stained mattress in a small room. 4 Swigs (3 Swigs if this has happened to you in real life).
Scary Violin music starts playing. 1 Swig.
Sinister little girl runs past, giggling. 3 Swigs.
You hear eerie noises like babies crying, wolves howling, wall-scratching, etc 1 Swig.
Lead Character is attacked by inanimate objects like puppets, mannequins/manikins, etc 1 Swig.
Lead Character is attacked by dead relative/pet. 3 Swigs.
Character who was missing, presumed dead, turns out to be key bad guy. 4 Swigs.
Character who was missing, presumed dead, turns out to be dead. 1 Swig.
Mysterious girl makes infuriatingly imprecise warning of danger. 2 Swigs.
Zombie bursts through door. 2 Swigs.
Mysterious girl bursts through door and then makes infuriatingly imprecise warning of danger. 4 Swigs.
Mysterious door bursts through zombie....you've drunk too much, go to bed! 0 Swigs.

'The player can force everyone else to drink by achieving any of the following goals-'
 
 
IN-GAME ACTION.
# OF DRINK SWIGS.
Unlock a door. 1 Swig.
Kill something with a gun. 1 Swig.
Kill something with blunt object. 2 Swigs.
Find a piece of map. 3 Swigs.
Shoot oil barrel and cause a huge explosion. 4 Swigs.
Uncover ludicrously cryptic inscription on statue. 2 Swigs.
Find any object that triggers repressed memory of (a) missing girlfriend, (b) previous mission that went horribly wrong, or (c) the carefree years before the pus-spewing hell zombies arrived. 2 Swigs.
Discover evidence that a large company or twisted genius has been tampering with (a) human DNA, (b) alien DNA, or (c) dark forces beyond their comprehension. 3 Swigs.

'And the cocktail of choice while playing this game?
THE ZOMBIE.
Measure of dark rum, a measure of white rum, a dash of Triple Sec or Apricot Brandy, a twist of lime juice. Fill up with pineapple juice, orange juice or a mixture of both.'

'For those below drinking age-
LONG ISLAND ICED-T-VIRUS COCKTAIL.
Bright green Sunny Delight, blackcurrant squash/cordial/juice ice cubes, mashed blackcurrant jello all-diluted to a drinkable liquid with orangeade.
You won't get drunk, but the challenge here is to see who can avoid being sick, if at all possible.

Coming soon- Tekk's own original drinking games, some interactive games- and extra challenges.



Challenges.

GTA3 Police Record Breaker.
Fancy yourself as the latest driver on 'World's Wildest Police Chases'? Then on GTA3, try to get your police rating up to maximum and then see how long you can evade the clutches of the long arm of the law.

First Person Shooter Death Tag.
Choose any FPV with a 4-player mode and load it up. Select Multiplayer and go for a time rather then a frag limit. Nominate one player to be 'It' and he/she is the only person allowed to use their weapons. If the person shoots and kills you, you're now 'It'. The loser is the one who is 'It' when the timer runs out, or who's been 'It' the most.

First Person Fugitive.
The opposite of Death Tag. Go through the same procedure for Death Tag, but instead, the person who's 'It' cannot use any weapons and must evade the other 3 players- who can use weapons and hunt the 'It' person down like a dog. The player who avoids the hunters for the longest time is the winner. An extra way of playing is for one player to protect the weaponless fugitive and act as a minder- he/she is able to use all their weapons to protect the fugitive from the other 2 hunters.

Splatoon!
Simple game- you'll need any game that involves a sniper part (preferably Silent Scope 1 and 2, or PSG1 levels in MGS2:Substance), a blindfold and a friend. You start up the game and put on the blindfold (or get your friend to put the blindfold on you if you're too lazy to tie knots), then here, your friend will have to shout out directions (up, down, left, right, fire!, etc) to you. Try playing it in teams- see who's the best blind assassin.

Love Compatibility Game..

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