The bus arrived, the driver dreading the fighters as they climbed up. But the trip wasn't that bad at all. In fact, it was...well...PEACEFUL (er...more like BORING), to the drivers delight. Probably because most were too tired to fight. The girls were silent, though they kept eyeing on each other and whispering to their seatmate (especially Aoi, who was having a very intense talk with Akira.) Vanessa sat with Lei Wulong and wasn't talking at all, though at times she looked as if she was going to ram the girls with Lei saying something that stopped her. The boys talked about the fight in low voices (they kept sniggering, so most probably they were talking about it), afraid the girls might not like it at all.

Hwo: And then she climbed off her and smacked her right on the noodles!
Paul: That was nothing! The two got hit in when she fell off!
Lee: Man, skin everywhere.
Steve (finding something to say): ...er...ah!...I think I saw a nip-
Panda: GROWL!!!
Steve: On second thought...
The only real racket was Akuma sitting at the back of the bus, singing a song with a guitar.
Akm: On top of spaghetti!!!
         All covered with blood!!!
         I shot my poor husband!!!
         With a .45 gun!!!
 
         I went to his funeral!!!
         But he wasn't dead!!!
         So I took out my shot gun...
         And blew off his head!!!

Jin: -.- # Akuma...

They met Eddy and Miharu along the way (Xia: MIHARU!!! *^^* Chris: EDDY!!! ^_~). They told everyone 'bout the palette swap thing (Hwo: WHAT?!!! You mean Master Baek can come back?!!! Master... Jin: Him with another guy in one palette, and he's happy? Ngeesh, and he tells me I'm gay... Hwo: I HEARD THAT YOU SOB!!! Er...no offense, Jun.) The rest of the trip was history. So, enough crap, let's go to the main event.
 

When they got there, it was packed with people even though it was still early. A huge banner bearing the two wrestlers and their names hung at the entrance.

Hwo: Shit, dude. Look at all the people!!! O_O
Akm: Oh boy, look at King, the handsome hunk!!!
Jin: Er...we never saw his face before.
Akm: ...Jin...that was a joke...
Jin: Oh...Ah!...oh...
Akm: -.- #

Ukyo let them in the back door. They bought their popcorns, sodas, marijuanas...Hey! Who put that on the list? Anyway, Lion, Paul and Akuma were taken away by Ukyo. The rest waited long hours before the start of the match. They doodled as the coliseum started to fill with people. Heihachi was at a special room above the coliseum, looking over them.

Kaz: Damn!!! I wish I could GUN him down if only I had my-!!!
Jun: Kazuya...
Ste: How come there ain't no glass?
Hwo: Heh! The old man's ears are failing him. He probably had 'em taken off so he could hear the damn asshole-

-The match is about to begin. We request all to sit down and prepare yourselves for the greatest match ever!!!-

Aoi, as if showing how disciplined they were, sat down quietly and looked menacingly at Christie, beckoning the others to do the same. But the Tekken people didn't bother with her. They howled, jumped and spat. Hwoarang got Pai to do the same, much to Aoi's dismay. Soon, Vanessa, Sarah and Jacky were screaming like hell too. The ring lit up, showing the red and blue ropes. The ring bore the letters WWE (World Wrestling Evolution. Crappy? I know). Soon, the lights went wild, and Akuma's familiar voice was heard all over the coliseum.

Akm: Ladies and gentlemen, polygons of all sizes, welcome to the greatest wrestling match ever...THE...CROSSOVER SSSLUGOUT!!!

Cheers and jeers

Akm: GOOD EVENING TO YOU ALL!!! I'M AKUMA AND I'LL BE YOUR COMMENTATOR FOR THIS MATCH, ALONG WITH PAUL PHOENIX-
Paul: GOOD EVENING TO ALL YOU FUCKERS EVERYWHERE!!!
Ukyo (Who sat behind them to ensure the policies would be upheld): PAUL!!! WE talked about this!!!
Akm: -and Lion Rafale
Lion: Hi-
Akm: ENOUGH OF US, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!!! IN THIS CORNER, WEARING RED TRUNKS, THE RED HOT SHOT FROM VIRTUA FIGHTERS...IT'S WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOLLLFFFF HAWKFFIIIIIIIIIIELD!!!

Loud applauses especially from all VF (even Aoi and Lei Fei were cheering). The spotlights danced like hell, then focused on him when he came out. Wolf came out, boasting and with pride. His face and name danced in the TV screens on top of the ring and in the Big Screen on top of where he came out. He howled and the crowd cheered even more. Then, as he entered the ring, the rock music stopped.

Akm: AND IN THAT CORNER, WEARING BLUE AND YELLOW TRUNKS...OUR FAVORITE FATAL FELINE FU-
Ukyo (Sitting behind him): Akuma!!!
Akm: Erk...FATAL FELINE...KKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!

Again, the same thing happened, only King growled, not howled, and it was more of the Tekkens' cheers than VFs'. Wolf watched him madly as he entered the ring.

Craig: GRRR!!! I'LL SMACK BOTH YOUR FACES-!!!
Jul: Easy now...

Akm: AND ON THE CENTER...WEARING NO TRUNKS AT ALL-
Ukyo: Akuma!!!
Akm: Eep! HEHE...KIDDING...AND OUR FAVORITE STRIPED BUTT KILLJOY...
Ukyo: AKUMA!!!
Akm: ER...RIGHT...THE REFEREE!!!

Silence as he entered. You can here the microphone going static as the spotlight guide him to the ring.

Paul: SHIT!!! WHY IS THERE A REFEREE?!!!
Akm: HAVE NO FREAKIN'- I said freakin'!!! - IDEA PAUL!!!
Lion: Well, they need-
Akm: LET'S GET STARTED!!!

The two were brought together and the referee started out some bullshit. When the bell rang for the first round, they quickly dispatched him first. No one minded, in fact, no one bothered he got knocked out and was severely bleeding. They just dragged him off the ring.

Akm: AND KING RUNS OVER WITH A- OOH NEARLY MISSES- WOLF TRIES TO TRIP HIM-

As the two locked on, King gave Wolf a bash on the head. He staggered and King gave him a dash and choke. King was about to pick his feet up when he recovered, jumping up instantly. He hit King and quickly gave him heavy blows on the head and ribs. His fist completely locked on to King's bones with every blow.

Akm: OOH-HOO!!! HE'S GONNA FEEL THAT TOMORROW!!!
Paul: YEAH!!! ONLY TEN TIMES PAINFUL!!!
Lion: A-
Akm: AND KING RECOVERS!!! HE BLOCKS THE BLOW AND KICKS WOLF IN HIS WIDE, OPEN SPACED ABDOMEN!!! WOLF STAGGERS-BUT HE'S COMIN' BACK- OOH-HOO!!! THAT HAS GOT TO HURT!!! KING HITS HIM IN THE NUTS!!!

Wolf shrimped on the floor. Without hesitation, King approached to attack, which angered the VF.

Aoi: HEY!!! That was unfair!!!
Akira: Technical Hit!!!
Tek: What was?
Aki: What do you mean what was?
Hwo: Ksh...hitting someones balls or hmm-hmm is an option.
Nin: I agree with you, brother!!! Amen!!!
VF: WHAT?!!!

Lion: FOUL!!! FOUL!!! NO FAIR!!! NO FAIR!!!

Paul and Akuma looked at him, who was standing on his chair and had one foot raised on the table. They both laughed.

Lion: Wh-what's so funny?
Paul: HAHAHA!!! FOUL!!! HAHAHA!!! NO FAIR!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Akm: NGEEHEHE!!! BOY-BWAHAHAHA!!!-YOU MAKE MY CRY!!! BWAHAHA!!!
Lion: ...
Ukyo: Er...Lion, this is a slugfest. Rules are there will be rules only when a ref is around.
Lion: Huh?
Ukyo: It's a Tekken world. Go figure.

Aki: What do you mean "it's an option"?
Hwo: Sheesh...sissies...If your world don't have it man, here, it's a common thing.
Eddy: Yeah. You can kick you' opponents' money-maker anytime!!!
Pai: Urk...even the girls?
Hwo (In her face): EVEN GIRLS.
Pai: Ulk...
V+S: Wow! That's cool!!! Kickin' balls and vigies!!!
Ste: What? Tekken balls and vegetables?
Van: Er...I knew you should've seen a doctor first. That "unknown" poison that darted you is affecting you.
Aoi: What?! That's too violent!!! A hideous thing!!! Non-martial artistic-
Tek: It's TEKKEN.

Meanwhile, King was about to grab Wolf's feet when he noticed Wolf was recovering so he pumuled himself to him instead. But Wolf recovered (Though still in agony) and rolled outta the way. He quickly grabbed King by the feet, twirled him round, and round, and round. Everyone's heads followed. Finally, he lets go, and King gets thrown off. Ironically, he gets caught in the ropes and bounces back to Wolf. The two lay there unconcious. Everyone was counting...except the ref, because he was out cold in the emergency room

Paul: SOMEONE GET A FUCKING REF!!!

A new one comes in but counts outside. DING!!!

-Round one results= TIE

Akm: DAMN!!!

-A ten minutes break is given. Please buy your popcorns and refill your drinks now.-

But most of them didn't go. Finally, the long ten minutes break was finished. Both fighters were back on the ring, more determined to defeat the other.

Akm: AND WE ARE BACK!!! SO LET'S GET GOIN'!!! OH, WAIT, THIS MATCH IS SPONSORED BY MADAME ULALA'S MAGIC CLEANER, SO-EN AND HANES UNDERWEAR, DUREX CONDOMS AND OF COURSE MR. MISHIMA (Boo). NOW LET'S GET BACK TO THE PROGRAM.

DING!

King summersaults, locks Wolf's head between his legs and crushes him to the ground. He climbed up the ropes and jumped off...to find the canvas meet him with open arms.

Akm: NOBODY HOME!!!
Lio: GOOD-
Paul: AARGH!!!

As King was pulling himself together, Wolf shouldered him, he staggered and Wolf dashed his knee to him. King was hit badly. But he manage to scoot by Wolf's next attack.

Akm: UH-OH! HE'S GONNA DO IT!!!
Paul: THE DEADLY CHAIN!!!
Lion: Deadly wha-

King grabbed Wolf by the side, lifted him up and they both fell back, with Wolf's head hitting the ground first, then King rolls him, slams him to the ground, then, still locking him, lifts him up and forcefully slams Wolf's nuts again on his knees, and lastly, he shoulders Wolf upside down, holding him on his legs, jumped and slammed painfully (for Wolf) back to the canvas!

Akm: OUCH!!!
Lio: O_O

Pai was squirming on her chair, imagining THAT hapenning to her. Hwoarang laughed as she was biting her lips. Lee kept telling her he wouldn't let that happen to her (Hwo: Jerk). Aoi was screaming like a maniac that King wasn't playing fairly. Sarah, Vanessa were still cheering for Wolf, telling him to get up and hook King between the legs. Christie was sexy dancing as a sign of support. The ref counted (outside the ring). King looked at Wolf, laying flat on the floor. Thinking it was over, he turned his attention to the crowd. But then-

Akm: WOLF'S ALIVE!!! BUT I DON'T THINK HE'LL EVER GET AN ERECTION-
Ukyo: AKUMA!!! (TAGANG)
Akm: OWE!!!

With his last bit of strength, Wolf grabs King by his foot, swings him hard. Then, still having hold of him, shoulders his legs, and slams his body on the canvas. The Tekkeners scowled.

Paul: @&%*#$$!!!
Akuma: WHAT A QUICK TURN OF EVENTS!!! FOLKS, IT SEEMS VF WILL NAIL THIS TOURNAMENT!!!

Aoi seems very pleased with this, meeting Christie's glare with a wicked smile. Wolf inhaled madly, bleeding as he backed at the ropes for support. He was dizzy. The count was nearing...King still on the ground...then-gunshots.

KAPING!!! KAPING!!!

Akm: What the fuck...?

Everybody ducked. Then, Ukyo realized what the gunshots hit.

Ukyo: WOLF!!! KING!!!

He shadowed forward, grabbed both fighters and rolled off before the TV screens hit them. Whoever shot them, he/she aimed for the chains holding the screens.

Ukyo: What the...?

As they slowly turned back up, they were shocked to see the screens crashed on the ring (Or what was left of it).

Pai: Oh God! No!
Xia: KING!!!
Hwo: WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
Jin: HOLY...! THEY'RE ALIVE!!!
Aoi: OH MY...!!!
Sar: WHAT HAPPENED?!!!
-All of them reacted differently-

-Too all audiences, we are requesting you to please calmly exit the coliseum. We are very sorry for the incident. The matter will be invetigated.-

The audiences all left, shaken. All except the VF, Tekkeners and Ukyo's group. An investigation team was sent in. As Ukyo approached moments later, swarms of questions made his head throb.

Ukyo: LOOK! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!! ALL WE KNOW IS THAT WHOEVER SHOT THOSE BULLETS WANTED TO KILL EITHER BOTH FIGHTERS OR ONE OF THEM!!!
Aoi: One of them.
Everyone turned to her (Christie and Nina snorting).
Aoi: When King was winning, everything was going swell...then when we were about to win, GUNSHOTS!!! And THAT!!! This is a conspiracy!!! The Tekkeners are aginst us!
Chris: Whaddya' mean we're against you? Yo' the one who keeps accusing us and stuff. "Oh, the Tekken people are sick!", "Oh they're undisciplined!", "Oh they did this and that!" You always find an angle around us!!!
Nina: Uh-hello? Left your brain? King was flat on the center! He would've died if we did it!
Ukyo: We do not have any evidence-
Aoi: YOU ARE ALL TRYING TO BE BLIND!!!
Hwo: Oh, shut up, asshole!
Aki: Watch your mouth!
Paul: You watch it!!!
And soon, they all fought. Chairs flying, bashing, one against too many, you name it. Heihachi's Combot was running towards them. Ukyo thought, "Must've been sent to stop this madness-" Then, someone bangs him on the head and he became unconcious.
-
Ukyo woke up on what he thought was a war zone. The Tekkeners and VFs' bodies lay everywhere in all kinds of positions. Akuma, too, was there, a portion of his ears ripped off and his clothes torn. Hazuki was under Jin who was probably trying to protect her. They were bloody and bashed. Everyone was knocked out. The chairs, pieces of metals, etc. where bloody and disarranged. The floor was crushed. He touched his head and felt a lump. "Who hit me?". Then, one of the investigators entered the devastating scene.

Inv: Is it over? Oh man, they scared the hell from us!
Ukyo: Call 911, QUICK!!! Tell them to bring at least 40 ambulances.

As the investigators left, Ukyo strolled amongst the unconcious bodies. Vanessa was hanging from a chair. Ukyo pulled her down. He checked most of them and tried his best to cure them. "Where's Combot?" Then he thought that maybe some of the pieces of metal scraps lying around WAS Combot, seeing how devastaing the fight was. He was thinking the incident over and over again. Finally, he made a conclusion. "Whoever knocked me out didn't want me to see something. But what?" Then he caught a very interesting sight. Kazuya lay flat on the floor, over Jun, one hand outstreched towards a gun. His gun...