Thriller
Wolf was sitting on a wooden chair, in a dark room. He was lifting
barbells as his eyes wandered off to the match. "I'm no. 1", he thought,"
No one can beat me! I will beat him!". Dropped the barbell and howled.
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King was lifting weights as he eyed on the Championship belt he had
on he wall. For years, it has been his. Challengers come, but no one ever
stole this title from him. Of course, he pondered, Wolf was the champion
of SEGA. Though there were very few differences, he didn't know what to
expect from this match. No, he wasn't nervous. He was excited about it.
Hopefully, this would be something more interesting than a shot and K.O.
no contest.
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Julia stopped abruptly to gasp for breath and so did the others. They've
been running in the darkness that they didn't know where they were. But
it doesn't matter, they needed air. They gasped as they talked.
Xia: W-where are we?
Sarah looked around and caught a figure of a torch. She got it, asked
Julia to light it up. They didn't know if she summoned some spirit or whatever,
or she just had a lighter or match with her, but it lit up. When they caught
a glimpse of where they were, they huddled together, narrow eyed and frozen.
Xia: GUYS...we're-we-we're
Pai: I-in the -d-dungeons!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
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The cells were covered with a slimy brown color of different shades.
The ooze and stains (of blood maybe) from the walls were dry, and the scent
of decay made them all want to vomit. Spiders, rats and other insects were
feasting on the walls or living inside skulls and bones. The rats were
gnawing their teeth on some ribs.
Sar: This isn't the Tekken world, it's Resident Evil!
Jul: Worst...Silent Hill!
All: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!
Xia: What was that?!
Pai: What was what?
Xia: I-I heard...chains...
Jul: GULP!
Sar: Brother! SAVE ME!!!
And true enough, they heard clashing of chains from the previous turn.
It sounded as if it were being dragged. Then...footsteps...again. Worse
from all this was the fact that it was getting nearer...and nearer...and
nearer...They all started to panic.
Sar: Quick! Turn the torch off!
Julia, again, made it die. Then, with shaking legs and goosebumps
all over, they leaned against the wall.
Jul: Ok, this is what we'll do. On the count of three, we dash towards
the corner and give this thing a good whack!
Xia: B-but w-w-what if its a-
Jul: Then we'll scare it off!
They all gulped as they raised their tools together. Whatever it was,
it was getting really close.
Jul: Ok, ready? One...two...THREE!
Sar: CHAAAAAAAARGE!!!
They all charged and bashed the thing though they couldn't see it.
They pumuled it to the ground, but it didn't fight back.
KAPING! KAPANG! BASH! TAGANG! TAGANG! BOG! KABLAG!
Xia: Take this you-you-monster!
Pai: ARRGH!!!
?: OWE! OWE!!! AAAAH!
Then, they realized the familiar voice of the groaning creature. The
unmistakable, a bit high pitched, whimsical voice.
Sar: Wait! Turn that torch on!
Julia did. And to their great surprise, a familiar face crippled on
the floor like a shrimp.
All: AKUMA?!!
Akm: Oweeee...
They dashed to him and quickly aided him, saying sorry or "Oh gawd!".
His long chain trailed behind him ending at the sheathe of his weapon.
Jul: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Akm (in a very weak voice): Fetching you! I saw you run towards here...screaming.
This place is dangerous so I HEROICLY came to rescue you. And what do I
get? An ambush! OWE! That hurts!
Pai: Why didn't you call us out?
Akm: Well, d-uh, if I did that, I might wake the others, worse, Ukyo
up! He'll kill if I disturb his "beauty sleep".
They all started to relax. After calming down, they all laughed at
the funny incedent (all except Akuma, of course, who didn't seem to think
it was funny.)
Jul: Come on, guys, let's go.
Xia: Haha! Ghost! Haha!
Pai: Yeah! -giggle- I mean we probably looked stupid-
Just then, they heard foostetps...again. As much as they laughed and
thought everything was silly, they quickly hid behind Akuma, who posed
for action. Turns out it was only Ukyo, along with Bob-er-Hwoarang, Jin
and Hazuki, carrying a candle on its tray.
Ukyo: What is going on here? I was certain that I heard screaming.
They all calmed down when they emerged from the shadows. Then, they
realized how-uh-cute the two of the four looked. Ukyo was wearing a red
velvet robe under his golden pajamas and a cute red night cap with a soft
red ball at the end. He was wearing his cute blue fluffy bunny slippers
with a pink nose and black beady eyes. The ears were raised too, the inside
of the lobes were pink. Jin was wearing a blue pajama spotted with yellow
cat heads (Akm: Jin! You do wear the gift I gave you! Sniff sniff! From
what you said, I never expected you would! Jin: Stop sniggering Hwoarang!)
His slippers were the fluffy polar bears Hazuki gave. Nevertheless, they
couldn't laugh thinking what was in for them (Though they gave out small
giggles).
Ukyo: What are you all doing here?
Hwo: Whoa! Looks like their having a nightgown party! OO, !!! (Whistles)
Should've invited me.
Jin: Pervert.
Hwo: Better than being a good guy, GAY guy!!!
Haz: GAY? O_O
Jin: I am NOT-
Ukyo: Hush! We better go back to our rooms and rest our weary minds.
We'll talk about this tomorrow.
Akm (Suddenly gets "healthy"): BUT I'M NOT YET SLEEPY!!! The moon's
making me hyper active!
Ukyo: Well, ok, you can patrol around the whole castle like what Combot
is doing now...
Haz: Combot?
Akm: Then again, my eyes are getting heavy and they pulverized the
meat out of me...
Ukyo: Good, now let's all go to sleep. I'll take you to your respective
rooms, boys and girls. Follow me.
Haz: Lee brought Combot?
Ukyo: No, Heihachi must've ordered and stationed one. Guess he wants
to be sure that the place is in one piece when we leave.
Jin: I didn't see a combot.
Hwo: Neither have I. Sure your eyes are still working right, old man?
Ukyo (gives hwoarang a good whack): Well, I only saw it once as I was
passing by...I saw a metal foot walk pass the staircase anyway...It walked
kinda slow...but of course, I could be wrong...it was kinda dark...maybe
it was a man or woman in silvery slippers...
Pai: SILVERY SLIPPERS?
They all looked at each other.
All: WE DIDN'T SEE ANY COMBOT.
The girls started to get goosebumps again.
Ukyo: WELL, I'm getting tired. Maybe my eyes saw an illusion made by
my dreams. Let's all sleep, hmm? I'LL TAKE YOU THERE, SO STOP CHATTERING!!!
C'mon...oh...if it makes you happy, it was just probably me! There's nothing
to be afraid of! Now, can we please go dearies?
They walked off back to the tower...very slowly
Hwo (walks aside Pai): So...I never thought you had such perfectly
round-
SLAP!!! Pai goes on ahead.
Hwo: OWE!
Akm: Tenenenenenan!
Ukyo: -.- # Well, at least she sped up.
The Underwear Mismatch Mayhem (Warning: A bit pervertive)
Ukyo left early to help in the coliseum (Who ever the culprit was,
he didn't dare touch his stuff. You'll understand as you read on) Everything
was going swell that morning...till it was time to dress up...
Akm: WHAT THE HELL...?
Paul: What the fuck...?
Jacky: THIS IS SARAH'S!!! Hey! Don't get any ideas!!!
Akira (taking it off): Arrgh!!! No wonder I thought it was kinda tight!!!
Lion: Who would wear flower-designed thongs? What? Matching Polka-dotted
underwear?!!!
Jin: Lion! Those are Hazuki's!
Lion: ...How'd you know?
Jin: Er...NONONO!!!...~_~
Lion: O_O BAAAAD...Tsk! Tsk!
Jin: NO!
Hwo (Holding a brightly colored thong): Hmm...Tuity Fruity
All: O_O
Hwo: KIDDING! Sheesh...
In the girls tower...
Sar: HANES?
Pai: Tommy Hilfiger?
Aoi: Someone stole my bra and underwear!!!
Chris: What are "bra" and "underwear"? ^_~
Everyone was having undergarment problems. They opened their bags to
find someone elses (Hopefully, not yet used ~_~). The only one who didn't
have a problem about it was Christie (Nina: You might catch a draft. Chris:
Look who's talkin'!) Again, war would be inevitable. But this time, it
was more of the ladies (to the men's delight). The boys came to exchange
with the girls in their towels and robes at the hall near the tower. Hwoarang
had a velvety scarlet bra perched on top of his head, which earned another
slap (Hwo: I'm getting used to this). As they made the exchange...
Aoi: Ok! Who did this? Come on spit it out!
Aoi didn't directly accused them, them she was definitely meant the
Tekken people more than she'd expect a VF to admit it.
Van: Look, Aoi, it could've been anyone! We have no evidence-
Aoi: We are disciplined people!!!
Chris: Hey! Don't you dare fuck us up like that! Why, YOU could've
done it for all we care!
Aoi: What for?
Nina: Just to be a total BITCH!
Some laughed, others can feel the fume coming from Aoi's ears.
Lion: Oh boy...
Pai: Come on, Aoi, let's-
Aoi: NO! These dirty mouthed-
Chris: Look who's talkin'!
Xia: C'mon Chris!
Nina: Let her go, Xiaoyu!
Aoi: Look who's the slut between us!
Christie: If you're callin' me a slut, you might've said that to Sarah
as well.
Sar: Hey!
Nina: Well, Chris, I guess she's just jealous no guy ever paid attention
to her, not even Akira, her childhood-
All of a sudden, Aoi charged and grabbed Nina by the hair. Pai and
Xiaoyu tried to pull them out, only to be caught on the crossfire. Vanessa
tried to help but Christie stopped her, grabbing her by her abdomen. Sarah,
not liking Christie's statement, joined in. The girls wrestled, the boys
who formed a circle around them jeered as the towels and robes get blown
off, ripped off or taken off (just a portion, I mean). Legs over legs,
arms over arms and ... over... entangled in a great mound. The sound effects
added more delight. Their bodies were either wet with sweat or water (They
just took a bath). Yes, it was one pervert's show. Although some of the
guys wanted to stop them (Brother's, friends, police) the others
who were seriously enjoying themselves knocked their lights out before
they could take action. The others (Ninjas, zombies, monks, serious types,
y'know) didn't give a damn and left.
Akuma: oo, (Likes the fight, he's not into girls)
Hwo: OO, (Definitely likes it) Oh man! Hey! Pull it a little more!!!
Rip it off! RIP-IT-OFF!!!
Paul: OO, (Definitely likes it) Oh yeah, baby, yeah! Drool...
Lee: Hey! Watch...OO,...it...OO,...you might...OO,...hurt...OO,...
Craig: >8( (A face you can't simply understand)
Steve: Go! Kick those blodies ASSES!!! Go! Go-ooh...OO,
Jul: Stop it already!!! Quit it, you perverts!!!
Hwo: Whth's :P Lhegs :P are ths?
Paul: Dhunnhooo... :P
Lee: Ith :P wouldth have bheen vetter if they were inv mud :P
Ste: Was that a nip-
Panda: GROWL!!!
Ste: NGEEESH!!!
Haz: Yikes!
Jin: >_< (Good boy)
Lion: >_o (TRYING TO BE a Good boy)
Nina: AAARGH!!!
Aoi: GRRRRRR!!!
Pai: RAAAAGH!
Xia: OOOWE!!!
Van: GNARRRL!!!
Chris: AHHHH!!! HMPH!!!
Sar: OUCH!!!
Jun: When you're all done pulling each other's hair off or finished
masturbating, I suggest you all clean this place up especially of drool
and dress up. The bus will be here any moment.
The commotion stopped. Jun just entered the hall in a not very good
mood, her arms folded tightly. Kazuya stood by her (Jin: grrr...). She
clapped her hands and pointed towards the tower, the other towards the
chamber. They all left, the boys sniggering, the girls definitely bushed
while the other girls who didn't join the fight helped them.
Jun: Boys...help these knocked out fellows, will you?
Paul: Huh?
Jun: The ones you knocked out to keep the match going?
Paul: Oh!
Hwo: Maybe we should suggest to Heihachi to make a girls' mud match!
Still, after all that, nobody knew who switched the underwears.
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?: My plan is working perfectly. A little more and the flames will
burn hard...Soon, this enmity between the Virtua Fighters and Tekken will
escalate to war...a war I'm DYING to have. We'll see...who's the stronger...and
the strongest. How strong are they? We shall know...I shall know...and
I shall conquer!!!
-Who is this man? Or woman? A VF or Tekkener? What other plans does
he/she have? The preceding parts shall tell us...