-Who let the Dogs out?-
-The American Werecat and the Chinese Zombie-
-To the Hospital-
-To escape the Monster within-
Again the same bunch dropped in the same way in a different place.
Akm: Ouchies...
Ukyo: Some people NEVER learn...
Pai: SHOCKER!!! O_O!!!
Without time to examine the place, they all looked at what she was pointing at.
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
It was a zombie. A decaying, flesh eating zomboid, walking towards them.
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
They tried to run, but it caught Jin by the shoulder.
Jin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Others: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
They tried to pull Jin free (Still screaming). Hazuki suddenly got the courage to pull it by its decomposing stomach. She pulled hard and soon it came off...the lower part anyway.
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
The torso and upper portion still held Jin tightly, forcing its mouth
to his face. The only thing that kept Jin from fainting because of the
horrible smell was knowing he'd be eaten if he didn't fight back.
Finally out of shock, Ukyo gained his senses and sliced its arms. The
torso fell, and the hands...er...died a while later. Jin threw the hands
off his shoulder and they backed away as the torso squirmed on the ground
to reach them.
Hwo: WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE NOW?!!! ARE WE BACK IN THAT REALM?
They all looked around the place. It was dark. The streets were filled with howls, moans and screams. The city, a modern one, was completely havoced, blood painted everywhere. Yes, it was something like Resident Evil.
Akm: ARGH...Where the fuck did she lead us now?
Pai: THIS PLACE IS SO CREEPY!
Ukyo: Hush! Your voices are so loud you'll wake up the dead...no pun intended...
All: -.- ...
Ukyo: Check the portal key, Akuma.
They huddled at the key. Again, scribbles appeared.
You have been fooled twice
And her amusement continues
Try again and roll the dice
Maybe this time'll bring good news.
Akm: ARGH! I HATE THAT DECOMPOSING SHITASS!!!
In anger, Akuma threw the portal key to a locked door. The force was so strong it dismantled the lock. And the door began to shake violently...
All: O_O
-Who let the Dogs out?-
...And out came mad zombie dogs. They stopped by the doors for a while as the gang continued to stare. They growled and their red eyes flared at the frozen fighters.
Hwo: -_- Nice going, genius...
Then...they attacked.
All: O_O!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
They sped through an alley and turned as much as they could. Ukyo occassionaly tried to slice them, but they didn't die, and they only continued to follow even though severely injured. Once, they thought they had successfully hidden at a dark corner. The dogs sniffed, but, (they guess) with their noses decaying, it didn't serve them well. They talked in VERY hushed voices.
Ukyo: Just don't make any noise...
-tututut-tutut-tututut-
All: !!!
Hwo: What was that?
Akm: Received one new message!
-tututut-tutut-tututut-
They all looked, even the dogs turned, at where it was coming from.
Pai: Ehehehe...Text message from Lee: Wer r u? AW...! The bear graphics are so CUTE! *^^*
Hwo: (in a harsh whisper) YOU BROUGHT YOUR CELLPHONE WITH YOU?!!!
Pai: (Texting) Uh-huh! It's my Nokia 3310. I'm gonna buy the latest model-
All: -.- Pai...
Pai: (Stops texting) ~_~ Ehehehe...sorry...
The dogs tracked the sound. As Ukyo turned to check at them, he was met by a pack of glaring red eyes.
Ukyo: O_O...!!!
Akm: Here we go again!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
And again, they ran...
-The American Werecat and the Chinese Zombie-
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
They ran and ran and ran like hell.
Pai: AH!
H+H: Pai!
Others: Huh?
Akm: I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR HIGH HEELS!!! >:-(
Pai tripped as they were running. A dog just behind her bit her leg.
Pai: AAAAAAAH!!! >.<
Hwo: PAI!!!
They all rushed back to her, the others trying to fight off the other dogs (Hazuki with a sauce pan she found lying on the ground) as Hwoarang tried to pull Pai free.
Akm: Grab her and let's go, damnit!
Haz: (Kapang!) Hurry!!! (Kapang!) AI! (Kapang!)
Pai: OWE! LET GO!!!
Finally, with a double team kick, they both manage to free her leg.
Hwoarang carried her and they continued to run.
-
Finally, the mad marathon ended as they found a safe abandoned warehouse.
Jin and Ukyo managed to block the entrance with wood, chains and some barrels
as Hwoarang, Hazuki and Akuma tried to stop the bleeding of Pai's leg.
They placed her on a table and examined it. The dogs outside kept trying
to open the metal doors. It shook violently, but remained closed. They
were starting to relax-
All (Except Ukyo): AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Ukyo: What?
He was covered with soaking blood. They didn't notice while they were running, but now...
JiN: O_O WHAT happened to YOU?
Ukyo: (Mopping himself with some clean cloth he found) Oh...well, I hit an artery while I was slicing them to pieces. It happens. I'm used to it. Eeck...or maybe not.
Pai: Owe... >_<
Akm: I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU!!!
Pai: Sob, sob, whimper, whimper
Akm: Oh don't worry...(Gives a scary face while holding a huge plastic bottle) IT'S NOTHING WHOLE A BOTTLE OF ALCOHOL WONT FIX!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Pai: AAAAAAIIII!!! >_<
Others: AKUMA!!!
Hwo: Quit it you asshole! >:-(
Akm: Hehe, just kidding! Meow!!! ^.^
Hwo: Let me see that. Aw shit, the skin's (Ukyo muffles his hand at him) UMF!
Ukyo: (Whispers to Hwo) Mind telling her in a more subtle way? Let ME see it dear...
Haz: I can heal it!
Ukyo: Er...wait...I'm not sure we should heal it.
Hwo: Why not?
Ukyo: It seems that she's been infected by whatever caused all this. Heal it, and we lock the virus in her.
Others: O_O!!! GASP!!!
#dadadadan...dadadadan...# #thunder and lightning#
All: Huh? <_< ? >_> ?
Hwo: What was that all about?
Jin: Where'd it come from?
Pai: (Lying at the table) I don't feel so good.
Hwo: Don't worry, we'll-NGEESH!
Others: What?
Hwo: She's as cold as dead!
Others: DON'T SAY THAT!!!
Hwo: >_< Sorry...
They all gathered around her. She fainted. Hwoarang was right, she was getting cold. Too cold. And her skin was starting to turn pale too.
Hwo: What's happening to her?!
Ukyo: She's dying.
Others: DON'T SAY THAT!
Ukyo: No, I mean, she's turning into one of them, a zombie.
Akm: ...I think I like the dying better...
Hwo: We can't let that happen! >:-(
Jin: Tenenenenenan...
Akm: Yeah! She's an action film star! If she turns into a zombie, she'll be in one of those funny-more-than-scary Chinese movies! Have you watched the one where they can gamble and win through a magic ring given by a ghost, but have to spend everything by daybreak, or else...
Others: -.- ...
Akm: Then again, maybe not...
Hwo: There has GOT to be a cure!
Ukyo: Hmm...I think there's a hospital around the corner. We can try there.
Hwo: Ok, I'm going-
Ukyo: (Stops Hwoarang by his arm) Alone? I think we should ALL go.
Jin: All of us? Even her?
Ukyo: Well, I think, I'm not sure but, by the time we get back here...she'll be a walking corpse-
Others: DON'T SAY THOSE THINGS!
Ukyo: Hey, I'm only stating a fact. u.u
Hwo: HEY! Do you mind? I don't want her to turn into Akuma's girlfriend!
Akm: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
Ukyo: Ok then, let's go. I think there's a back door there.
Akm: How do you know it's the back-
Ukyo: We don't have time to fool around, Akuma. >:-( Hwoarang, you carry her. Secure her wound before doing so. Jin, Hazuki and you, find something useful to bring. I'm giving you all five minutes.
Hwo: And you?
Ukyo: I will try to find something DRY to wear. I don't want those zombies to trace us just because of the smell of blood...
Akm: Manyada...Ukyo, even with all your crazy ideas, girls still trace you. Do you think that will-
Ukyo: FIVE MINUTES! AND STEP ON IT!!!
-To the Hospital-
The heavy metal doors open...
Ukyo (Whispering): Okay, the cost is clear.
They all tiptoed out through the dark alley. Occassionally, they spotted zombies but with their luck, they were isoloated from one another. They reached the hospital with ease.
Jin: (Closing the door gently) Hah...finally! Sanctuary!
Ironically...
Akm: What was that?
?: Ngraawl...
All (Looking at each other): O_O!!!
Hwo: You, and your big fat mouth!
At the corner emerged a very disgusting figure. And soon, the figure emerged as a "slither", a creature with no skin whatsoever and no eyes. Just a huge mouth, sharp teeth and long tongue. It had VERY long claws. They were all backing off.
Hwo: Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit...
Just as Ukyo drew his sword, the slither pounced on him.
Ukyo: ARGH!
Jin: NO!
Hwo: My gun! Somebody grab my gun!
Akm: Where?!
Hwo: My belt, damnit!
Since Hazuki was the nearest, she grabbed it.
Akm (Trying to pull the monster off Ukyo): Shoot, damnit, SHOOT!
Haz: Aiii...
Ukyo: NGGRRR...
Jin (Doing the same): HAZUKI HURRY!!!
Bang!
Hazuki (Trembling and lets the gun go): AAAAIIIIIII!!!
Another BANG! The monster jumps off. It was bleeding. The shot Hazuki made missed, but the accident was more of a miracle. It crawled at the ceiling and disappeared.
Akm: DAMNIT! I knew we should've left the girls!
Ukyo: Owe...
Jin: That's a nasty boo-boo.
Ukyo: I know.
Akm: Are you...?
Ukyo: Yes...I think I am.
Akm: GREAT!
Haz: I'm sorry. I-I never-
Ukyo: Save it. Right now, we have to find the cure. C'mon, we haven't got much time.
Akm: Oh look! A Sho'gun!
Jin: Pass me one!
Akm: Ooh...a magnum!
Hwo: I'll take that.
Akm: Eh...your hands are full, y'know.
Hwo: What, you gonna give it to Hazuki? I think she's better off with the pan.
Haz: HMPH! >:-(
Akm: Ooh...explosives-
Ukyo: I'LL TAKE THAT!
Akm: Hey, no fair! You got a sword!
Ukyo: (Snatches the bombs) Better than I let you blow us up!
Akm: Hmph! >:-(
Ukyo: (Clutches his arm) Ahh...We better go.
-
The elevator opened with a few surprises. After dispatching them...
Akm: Okay...er...what floor?
Hwo: Just push one damnit!
Jin: Wait as second...
Akm: What?
Jin: First, ground...what's this? (Pushes the button)
-Identification required-
Akm: Aw, bullshit! Let's try the-
Ukyo: No wait...we...they might've kept the vaccine there. I mean...if this was something important, don't you think...ah...they'll hide it? I mean, if it's all top secret-
Jin: Okay, I get the point.
Akm: So where-
Moan... doctor zombies came out and walked towards them. They were a handfull, but Jin and Hwoarang (With one hand) managed to shoot them dead.
Akm: Hmm...oh looky, an ID.
Jin (After reloading) : (Ktsak!) Give it here.
Akuma threw it and Jin tried it on the elevator control.
-Identification denied. Elavator sealed. Identification required-
Hwo: (Reloading with one hand and his mouth) Nish going, gheniush!
Akm: Don't worry! They're quite a handfull. Hehe, I'm in ID galore! Cynthia Myrthell. Ben Humphrey...Oh, this one's pretty...
Jin: Just pass them-
Moans...lots of moans... They looked and saw a lot, A LOT of zombies coming.
Hwo: HURRY UP!
Akuma grabbed all the cards he can. Heading back to the elevator-
Haz: Quick, quick! Try one!
-Identification denied-
Akm: Ngrr...
-Identification denied-
-Identification denied-
-Identification denied-
The zombies were closing in fast.
Haz: AAAAAAAAAH!!!
Jin: (Bang!) AKUMA HURRY!
Akm: I'm trying!
Hwo: FUCK THIS ELEVATOR!!! (Bang!)
-Identification denied-
-Identification denied-
-Identification denied-
-Identification denied-
The zombies were five steps away. Hwoarang, with Pai on one hand, and Jin shot as much as they could.
Hwo: ANYTIME NOW!!!
-Identification denied-
-Identification denied-
Akm (Dropping the cards): SHIT!
Hwo: YOU CLUMSY OAF!!!
Ukyo: ... O_o***...o_O***...
Haz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Jin: ARGH! AKUMA! (Ktsak!) I'M RUNNING OUT OF BULLETS! (Bang! -reload- Bang! -reload- Bang!)...Ok, I'M OUT OF BULLETS!
Akuma's hand trembled as he tried all he can gather. The zombies were three steps...two steps...
Hwo: FUCK! GET US OUTTA HERE ALREADY!
-Identification denied-
-Identification denied-
-Identification denied-
-Identification denied-
-Identification Accepted-
-Identification denied. Elavator sealed. Identification required-
-Identification denied-
-Identification denied-
Hwo: STUPID! YOU ALREADY GOT ONE RIGHT!!!
Akm: OH!
Akuma retrieves the right card back.
-Identification Accepted-
The hands were in the elevator...
Haz: CLOSE IT!!!
Jin punched the mystery button, and down they went with decaying hands by the elevator door..
Akm (sliding off the elavator doors): Phew...
Jin: Oh boy...
Hwo: All this for Coke...oh shit, I think I can go for Pepsi.
Akm: You okay dude.
Ukyo: ...O_o***...o_O***
Ukyo's eyes were now bulging. They illuminatin like a cat's. His skin was pale and his face was expressionless.
Ukyo: I'm...I'm...fine...
Others: O_O!!!
Akm: D-don't stare at us like that...
Ukyo: I'm FINE! I'm alive...
Ting! As the doors open-
Akm: Underground. Men's wear and children's-
All: O_O!!!
Zombies met them with open arms.
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Jin quickly closed it without thinking. They went to the 3rd floor.
Jin: O_O...I think we should look for Ammo first...
-To escape the Monster within-
Akuma and Jin went off to find some Ammo. The four were left at the elavator. Slumped and hopeless, they waited.
Hwo: Man, I knew I shouldn't have let her go. Heh...saves ME the trouble too.
Ukyo: ...O_O...
Haz: Erk...she'll be fine, Hwoarang. Don't worry...
Ukyo: ...O_O...
Hwo: Would you STOP LOOKING AT US LIKE THAT?!!! SHEESH!!! GO FAINT, DAMNIT!!!
Ukyo: ...O_O...
-
Creak...
Akm: Okay, coast is clear.
Akuma walked over a dead body. Before grabbing the gun, he kicked it.
Akm: Just makin' sure dude.
Jin: Let's hurry.
Akm: Look at the cabinet. See if there's something useful there.
Jin: Oh look, a first aid kit! Some bandages, oh joy, bullets...um...what the?...Hey! AKUMA! A PORTAL KEY!
Akm: Oh wow! Great!
Jin: C'mon, let's go.
-
Hwo: Where the hell are they?
Ukyo: ...O_O...
Hwo: Would you-
Ukyo was starting to get up.
Hwo: Hey man, I don't think-
Ukyo: (Clawing Bob) NGRAWL!
Hwo: Shit!
Haz: What-
Hwo: He's gone bezerk!
Haz: AIIII!!!
They backed off, not knowing what to do. Ukyo was in a hunting lion stance, ready to spring at them.
Hwo: Okay...we'll just...conk him out...not too hard...
Akm: What's hap-what the...?
Haz: He's...
Jin: Mutated!
Akm: Hmm...Brake glass in case of emergency. Okay. SMASH!
Grabing the hose, Akuma made a crazy dash over Ukyo. Ukyo tried to get Akuma off, but Akuma was like a lizard on his back. He manage to tie Ukyo with it.
Akm: See? Always follow signs.
Jin: C'mon, we have little time left. Pretty soon, he'll be a genuine freako and so will Pai.
Hwo: Erk...do we have to take him with us? IN THE ELEVATOR?
Akm (Grabing a clothe and tying Ukyo's mouth): Yeah! Sorry, sensei, but...sometimes, you are a real pain in the neck, or any part you bite on anyway.
They entered the elevator and proceeded to the underground.
Ting! 2nd floor
Akm: *Sigh* Think we'll ever get to the Coke?
Hwo: ALL THIS TROUBLE AND YOU'RE STILL THINKING ABOUT COKE?!!!
Akm: Yeah...that's the whole purpose of this adventure right?
Pai: O.-
Hwo: Akuma, with that girlfriend of yours being the bitch that she is...
Pai: O.O
Hwo: Hehe...bite me.
Pai: NGRAWL!
Hwo (Suddenly letting her go): Whoa! SHIT!
They backed away towards the opposite side of the elevator.
Ting! 1st floor
Akm: O_O Well Bob, you almost got your wish...
Pai: Moan...
Jin: NOW WHAT DO WE DO? WE CAN'T...
Akm (Looks around): Always follow instructions!
Akuma slammed the emergency stop. The elevator halted with a violent shake, causing Pai to lose balance.
Akm (Pointing at a sign): In case of emergency, push the emercgency stop button.
Haz: OH...!!!
Pai quickly recovered.
Jin: Ok, we just have to subdue her...how's the problem...
Suddenly, she tripped because the other tied up, slumped semi-zombie tripped her. She lay there motionless. They all looked at Ukyo who was staring back at them with those huge, cat-like eyes.
Ukyo: Would you please...hurry...
Jin: Ukyo! You're still...sane...
Ukyo: JUST HURRY! Or else we'll all die!
Haz: How come you-
Ukyo: Because I'm not turning into a zombie. (Shows suddenly long, sharp fingernails) I'm something FAR WORST.
All: O_O!!!
Ukyo: ...trying to fight it...but hurry...
They got some piece of the hose cut-off (Thanks to Bob's handy pocket knife) and they tied Pai at the back. They resumed their destination. Finally reaching the underground, they expected it to be full of zombies, thus they were poise for action as the elevator doors open.
Akm (Looking around): Huh? Where'd they...? The coast is clear.
Jin: Hmm...this place was roaming with zombies...how come it's so quiet now?
Hwo: Quite frankly, I don't give a damn shit about them. I just want to get the vaccine and teleport our asses outta here.
With that, he dragged Pai through the hose, Akuma doing the same with Ukyo. The other two followed. Funny enough, not one zombie was around. They got to a laboratory and started looking for the vaccine.
Ngrrrrl...
Akm (While placing the portal key down and clearing the table): Said something?
Jin (Holding some papers): No...
Akm: (Shrugs) Hmm...must be me.
Haz: HEY! I found it!
Hwo: Great! Okay, I'll give her the shot. You two give him his.
Pai: (While kicking and twitching) NGRAWL!
Hwo: It's okay...I won't bite (injecting the vaccine)...you will, though, if I don't do this...
Pai: NGRRRAAAAAAAAAWL!!!
Akm (Injecting the vaccine): I don't get it. How come you recovered from your zombieness?
Ukyo: I just...ah...saw how horrible I looked in my reflection. I will not live looking like THAT! My handsome...face...
They both fell asleep afterwards. Their skin was starting to turn normal. Just when they thought the nightmare was over...
Akm: Let's teleport outta here!
NGRAWL...
Akm: What was that?
Others: Huh?
And all of a sudden Nemesis bashed through the door.
All: O_O!!!
Nem: STARS...
All: Stars?
Nemesis, the main antagonist in RE3, walked towards them. His slimy tentacle arms swished from here to there. His tight black coat was stained with blood. His head was...UG-LY!
Akm: You know what? By this time, I'm not suppose to be afraid of anything. But, then again...
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
They sped off the back door, Hwoarang carrying Pai and Akuma, Ukyo. The metal echo of their foot were making them insecure as Nemesis followed. While running-
Jin: AKUMA! LET'S JUST TELEPORT OUTTA HERE!!!
Akm: WE CAN'T! I LEFT THE PORTAL KEY AT THE TABLE!!! >_<
All: YOU WHAT?!!! O_O!!!
Hwo: AKUMA YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! OF ALL THE STUPID-
Akm: WELL YOU LEFT YOUR GUNS TOO!!!
Nem: NGRAAAAAAWL...
Jin: WE HAVE TO-GACK!!!
Others: JIN!!!
Nemesis grabbed Jin by his neck with his tentacles. He lifted him up in the air.
Nem: NGRAAAAAAAAWL!!!
Jin: Ack-gack-ahah-gack...
Akm: Jin!
Akuma let go of Ukyo and jumped at the wall. He bounced at Nemesis' tentacles and bit it. Purple liquid oozed out of it. Nemesis let go of Jin.
Haz: Jin!
Jin: (After recovering) AKUMA!
Akm: NGROW!
Jin ran towards Hazuki and Bob. Nemesis was slamming Akuma to the floor, trying to get him off. Blood filled his shirt, but Akuma hung on.
Jin: Akuma!
Akm: NGROW! NAKE UYO WI YOU! NGROW!
And the others left. Jin glanced at Akuma for the last time...
-
At a dark corner, the concious three of them whispered to each other.
Jin: Akuma...
Haz: He can't be...no...I know...He just can't be...
Hwo: Well, guess not a very happy ending, eh?
Jin: How are we going to brake it to him? (Looks at Ukyo)
Hwo: Oh, I'll tell him. I'm the insensitive guy in the group anyway.
Haz: How are we gonna get to the portal key?
Jin looked around. He saw a vent by their heads.
Pai: o.- Rang?
Hwo: PAI! Oh God...(Takes the hose off)
Pai: What-what's going on? What...happened?
Ukyo: Ugh...my head...(looks from side to side). Will someone please untie me?
Jin cuts the hose off him.
Ukyo: (Yawn) Where's Akuma?
And a dark shadow cast among their faces.
-
Jin: Oof...Okay, clear. C'mon...
They walked through the vent. After meeting about seven dead ends, they finally got the right route. Jin caught Hazuki, then Ukyo followed, then Pai. Last came out our homeboy, Bob. They were right outside the back door.
Haz: ...
Jin: What's wrong?
Haz: Are we...are we really gonna...leave him?
Jin: We...have no choice...
Hwo: You win some, you lose some.
Pai: This is so sad...~.~
Ukyo: I just can't believe it...
They entered the lab. Much to their surprise, who else could they find slumped, half naked on a metal table but-
All: AKUMA!
He was unconcious. He was bleeding, but nevertheless breathing. They didn't notice who was indian sitting on top of the table. Her extremely long sword (Taller than her, actually) dripped with purple ooze.
MC: Fools...you are all worthless, pathetic fools. Hahaha!
All: O_O!!!
P+Haz: Who...? O_O!!!
U+J: Gatekeeper!
Hwo (Whispering to the two): Akuma's girlfriend.
P+Haz: ^_^
Ukyo: What...Why'd you helped-
MC: Helped? HAHAHA! I didn't HELP him. If I let you leave without him, the fun ends. No...I still want to see more stupidity, more idiocy. You see, I'm the ruler...and you are all my jesters. HAHAHAHAHA...
Hwo: WHY YOU-!!!
She disappeared.
Hwo: NGRRRRL...I'll get that good for nothing-
Ukyo: Save it. We better-
Moans...lots of moans...Then suddenly, zombies surrounded them everywhere. Hundreds of them. Without Nemesis, they came back.
Hwo: QUICK! USE THE FUCKING PORTAL KEY!!!
Haz: Over there!!!
Jin: Ukyo...!!!
Ukyo: Er...I don't know how! Akuma's the one who uses it, not me!
Hwo: OH GREAT!
Pai: AIIIIIIIIII!
The zombies were getting close...
Haz: DO SOMETHING!!!
Jin: I'M TRYING!!! I'M TRYING!!!
Pai: HURRY!
Jin's fingers nervously massaged the jem, trying to figure it out. the zombies hands reached out for them.
P+Haz: AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
And then, a flash of light. They were gone.