-Hwoarang walks the plank-
-Swallowed (Akuma and Jin)-
-From the Inside Out-

And so, the gang followed Akuma to the dark opening, setting a distance between the sensei, the devil and his pet. They were about to enter when what looks like a red hood floated to the entrance, giving yet another fright to the innocent lot.

P+Haz: EEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIII!!!

Akm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! What?! What?!

J+Hwo: O_O!!!

Ukyo: ...Oh, it's just Bill.

All (except Akm and Ukyo): Bill?!!!

Akm: Yeah. Short for Beelzebub.

All (again): O_O!!!

Hwo: Dude...I love the names you give to your jerkies!

The floating hood looks like the ghost of christmas future in red. It had dead white hands that float. No wrist can be seen, yet the cloak followed the pale hands as it moved. It was a bit on the short side, though. As ghastly as it looked, it spoke with a normal voice.

Bill: Master! We weren't expecting you! We are delighted to see you again!

Akm: Here, take sweetums back to the Spawning pool. I'll play with you later, shnukums. Oh, and ask the county jail if they have any prisoner to be executed. Buy my Fluffy his food.

All (E.U.A): O_O!!!

Ukyo: Don't be too shocked. You haven't seen the worst.

Ukyo was right. They haven't. They entered the passage and...found the creapiest interior ever. The upper portion of the wall was pitch black, giving a fading look of the mysteriously lighted wall. But they wish the whole wall was pitch black. They didn't want to see it. The walls looked like fresh red meat and veins that actually pump. Cords and segmented tubes hung everywhere. They look moist and icky. As Hwoarang almost touched the wall, it contracted. The floor was solid dark blue. The metallic smell of blood filled the corridor.

Hwo: O_O!!! WHAT THE HELL?!!! Akuma, what IS THIS?!!!

Haz: Eew...and I thought Amakusa's castle was scary!!!

Jin: Akuma...remember the time you asked me if I wanted to stay at your place for the night?...I'm GLAD I refused.

Pai: I think I'm gonna vomit...

Hwo: Shit man, I just LOVE your taste!

Akm: Aw c'mon, a little blood and gore never hurt anybody!

Hwo: A LITTLE?!!! DAMNIT AKUMA, THE WHOLE PLACE LOOKS LIKE HELL!!!

Akm: Thank you!

Ukyo: Ehem...we didn't come here to comment on Akuma's house. Lead the way to the portal, Akuma.

Pai: Wait! I-I can't go yet. Give me a sec...er...a few minutes...

Haz: AN HOUR...

Ukyo: Well, you can take your time...I mean, the nearest hotel is a hundred miles away, so if the night catches us, we can stay here-

They all ran after the werecat's disappearing figure.

Ukyo (Chuckling): Oh, boy...I can't imagine how you're gonna react at the Midnight realm...

-The Midnight Realm: the Sun's forsaken land-

Finally, they got to the portals, shaken and narrow eyed. The two cone-like structures were actually gateways. It was probably the only good looking thing in the whole tower. The floor was shining dark blue covered with purple rings and squiggles. Symbols also added to its beauty. At the very center, A large, VERY large(a size of a fully grown turtle's shell), oblong ruby shone brightly. The one to their right was red, while the one at the left was dark blue.

Pai: Wow...These would make a good dance floor!

Jin: O_O How much are the rubies worth?

Hwo: FINALLY! A decent place in Akuma's helltower! Sheesh man-

Jin: What do we take?

Akm: Lefty

Ukyo: Er...I have a suggestion. Maybe the girls shouldn't come because...uh...it's...well, let's just say we'll take things in better than you.

Haz: I'll take your word for it. ^_^

Pai: What?! You think we're weaker?

Ukyo: No, no, it's just that-

Akuma suddenly broke to song, Hwoarang and Jin as second voices. It was complete with action.
^We are Men-Disney's Mulan soundtrack ("Be" is replaced by "We" in the second voice)^

Akm: Coz...

H+J: We are men...

Akm: We have the course of the raging river...

H+J: We are men...

Akm: With all the force of the great typhoon...

H+J: We are men...

Akm: With the strength of the raging fire
         Mysterious as the dark side of...

Ukyo: >_< Oh no...

Akm: The MOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

P+H+U: '_' ;;; (Blink, blink...)

Ukyo: Thank you, Beavis and Butthead. Now that your song is over, can we please proceed? Holy...

The guys encircled the great dark blue ruby. Then, a sudden emition of light with the same color swallowed them in and they disappeared.
-
Jin suddenly fell flat on a moist, icky dark sand. As he was about to stand, Bob fell on him with a heavy thud.

Jin: GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF'A ME, SLIMEBALL!!!

Hwo: SHUT UP, MOMMY'S BOY!!!

Ukyo: Hmph...amateurs...

Jin and Hwoarang looked around to see...nothing. The place was pitch black. Though they can smell things, unpleasant things.

Jin (Holding his nose): What in nat mel?

Hwo (Doing the same): Hav you naken a mat yet?

Hwo backed off a little. Then his hands touched something, turning around, he was met by two glaring eyes within a skull.

Hwo: AAAAAAAAAH!!!

Bones: Shh...it is wise to keep silent. The mistress is sleeping.

Hwo: Who...or what the hell are you?

Akm: Boatman. C'mon, I wanna leave this place ASAP.

Hwo and Jin realized that they were by a river bank. The boatman lighted a torch. The two can now see, at a far distance, a scary looking castle beyond the center of the river.

Hwo: Akuma...from this day on, I'll remember that you're only the second creapiest creature I have ever known.

-The Gatekeeper-

The sailing was something like a horror cruise. They saw piles among piles of bones.

Ukyo: Her victims. She's a carnivore.

Jin: A hell of a carnivore!

Akm: Bob's a herbivore. He likes grass! (Imitates taking drugs)

Hwo: Haha...

Weird, dark creatures formed from the ground as they passed. The creapiest was the welcoming comittee. Haunch-backed, big head, smelly, ugly looking dark blue bones suddenly rose up from the sand.

J+H: FREAKY!

The walls of the black castle were slimy and mossy. As they approached the entrance, another hood thing met them, but it was of a dark purple color. Unlike Akuma's, it had considerable height and the voice was multi-toned.

Hood: What is that you want? It is not a good time to come in right now. The mistress slumbers-

Akm: (Shoving his way in) Fuck it. Wake her decomposing ass now!

Hood: But-

Akuma went in, beckoning the others to follow as the hood frenzied to tell him off. After a long walk up...

Hwo: Hah...gah...are we there yet?

Ukyo: There. That's where she is.

Jin: Huh?

Ukyo was pointing to a tall circular stone with strange carvings on it. Akuma, still being followed by the hood thing, cried out to the top of the tower, making the servant tremble with fear. Jin was going to approach the werecat, but Ukyo stopped him.

Ukyo: NOT a good idea. Best to stay at a distance.

Akm: YO, BITCH! YOU WAKE YOUR SORRY ASS OR I'LL THRUST MY CLAWS UP YOU RUDY-

There was suddenly a figure that jumped off from the top of the tall stone. It looked like black sheets floating across. A fast movement swiped Akuma back a little as the sheets slenderly stood up his place. Then, it turned to them.

Hwo: Holy sh...what happened to HER?

Jin: O_O!!!

Hwo: Was she ever featured on Reply's Believe it or not?

Jin: Was she ever featured in the Worst Crimes Ever?

They were staring at an all black girl no taller than Akuma. Her black hair was very messy. Her skin was white, DEAD white. Her eyes were dark blue that menacingly looked at them. Most of her was covered by the black clothes she wore. She had chains on her waist, straps all over her body and she had two silver plates on her shoulder, the right one bearing a mark. She looked like a old day's general going to a funeral. But what really caught the two 21 year old boys was her skin, what they can see of it anyway. She had deeps wounds all over that were stitched back. Her right eye had a horizontal cut. Her forehead too and her neck was stiched around. The ears would've fallen off if the strings hadn't held them. Her arms bore highways of cuts and stitches. Her lips, though not damaged, had been stitched, which she probably cut off.
As if reading their mind, Ukyo explained.

Ukyo: She's undead. Immortal like Akuma but she doesn't have the ability to regenerate herself. What she has now is the only one she has forever.

Jin: Are you sure this isn't a "Frankenstein's Bride" movie?

Hwo: O_O Thank God for healing! From this day, I will love my plasma very much.

The guardian spoke in a harsh, violent hissing tone.

MC: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME YOU INSULENT FOOL?!!!

Akm: I need a handy-dandy Dimentional Gatekey.

MC: And you think I will give you one?!!!

Akm: Well, I'm not gonna leave you till you give me a key. You're not gonna get your beauty sleep till I get it! And really, you BADLY need one, if there's any beauty left in you!!!

Suddenly, they started making animal noises at each other, moving in small circles. Their backs were arched, especially Akuma. Akuma was hissing wildly, while the guardian squawked.

Hwo: What are they doing? Mating call?

Ukyo: No, they're talking.

Hwo: Talking?

Jin paid no attention to the two. For after Hwoarang said that line, he scared himself. He suddenly understood them.

MC: YOU BASTARD!!! LEAVE OR I'LL EAT YOUR FRIENDS!!!

Akm: TRY YOU SOREHEAD!!! YOU'D HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME FIRST!!!

MC: HAH! IS THAT THE BEST THREAT YOU CAN DO? I TAKE IT AS A JOKE!!!

Akm: GIVE ME ONE NOW AND I'LL LEAVE!!! IS IT THAT SO HARD TO DO? TAKES A LOT OF YOUR PUNY ENERGY?

They suddenly relaxed. The guardian seems to think for a minute, then she gave a menacing grin, showing her dark, pointy teeth.

MC: Very well, Blacksheep. I will do as you damn please. But tell me first of your motive.

Akm: Why should I?

MC: I think that devil over there's pretty tasty...

Jin (Shocked): O_O!!! ("How did she...?")

Akm: Very well.

Akuma told about the Coke disappearance. The guardian laughed as he finished.

MC: IDIOT!!! Such foolish games you play for worthless causes. Very well, I will do as you please because I will be amused to see you make an imbecile of yourself.

Akm: Whatever! Now give it me!

MC: Here traitor! Take it...but remember you're in my debt...

Akuma walked back to the living holding a dark-blue gem which was enclosed in what looked like a thick, dark-blue bark.

Hwo: (Whistles) That was a hot discussion man! You're a traitor? Was she YOUR girlfriend! HAHAHA! Tenenenenan...

Akm: HELL NO! She...we...the Dark Lord...OH NEVER MIND! Let's get our asses out of here!

Ukyo: Jin, are you alright boy?

Jin: ! Oh, yeah...I'm fine.

But the truth was he was pondering. "I understood them...because I'm...NO! It's just...but she called me a devil...can she feel who I am?...am I emiting some sort of evil energy?"

Akm: Yo, Jin! You wanna stay in this place?

Jin: ! NO! I'm coming!

And the guardians grin followed them as they walked off.

-Okay, that was boring. On with the search!-

=1st Stop: The Search at the Sea=

They returned to Akuma's tower. Then, they went to the red-ruby platform and teleported away. Akuma landed perfectly...

Akm: I am sooo smoo-ck!

...until Jin, followed by Hazuki, then Pai, then Hwoarang toppled over him. Ukyo jumped off at Hwoarang's back and landed neatly on the wooden floor.

Ukyo: Hmm...some werecats never learn...never be the first to go when with amateurs.

Akm: GET OFFA ME!!!

They got off each other (Akuma with Jin's help). Then they looked around.

A+Hwo: What the fuck...?!!!

They were on a ship. An old wooden ship used by pirates long ago.

Akm: What? Grr...she must've given me a defective one!

Haz: Akuma! The gem...

They all looked to see a writing mysteriously appearing from it (Like Jumanji).

I am not the key to your success
Nor will I help you pass this test
but seek my brother and maybe he
will get your ass off the sea

Akm: THAT @%*$&^*()$#@&*(()$^*#!@^&*!!!

Ukyo: Hold yourself Akuma!

Akm: She's playing games with us! She-

Pai: Uh-oh...Incoming!

Pirates suddenly came out from every corner. The captain with an eye patch, a wooden left foot and a parrot on his shoulder came out puffing his pipe.

Capt: Avast there land lubbers! I have set forth the seven seas! Argh... (Walking around) So, yous came out from the dingin' 'eavens eh? Well, angel o' devil, yer still in my ship! And we don't allow no free rides! Boys, seize 'em!

Par: Ngark! Seize 'em!

Pai: Time to kick some serious butt!

They all charged, both the pirates and our heroes. Ukyo slashed the the pirates' clothes to pieces, leaving only their underwear on.

Ukyo: Wow...polka dotted pink...

Akuma whimsically was avoiding the attacks until it punctured him on his stomach.

Akm: OUCH!!! GRR...

And the pirates flew around the ship. Jin, Hwoarang and Pai were having no problems, with Jin's powerful blows, Hwoarangs lightning fast kicks, and Pai's excellent reversals.

Capt: Stop right now er yer lass gets it!

The Captain was holding Hazuki hostage, his sword dancing by her neck.

Jin: Hazuki!

Ukyo: Ngrrr...

Akm: HAH! Two can play at that game!

Akuma takes Pai hostage. ? Don't ask me.

Akm: Alright! Le' her go or she gets it!

All: -.- #

Pai (Smacking his face with the back of her palm): -.- # Jerk...

-Hwoarang walks the Plank-

Akm: Everything was going swell, really. Didn't your brothers ever teach you to fight back?

Haz: Um...no. They say it's violent.

Akm: -.- #

Pai: I think I'm getting sea sick.

Jin: Well, at least HE gets to walk the plank!

Hwo: I heard that boy!

Ukyo, Hazuki, Akuma, Jin and Pai were tied up in a wooden post. Hwoarang has the worst fate of all.

Capt: I can only feed fo'r mer' mouths ter sell ter the slave merchants. I'll get a good price for 'em lasses! Harharhar! Now, off you go to the sea, me lad!

Par: Ngark! Off you go! Ngark!

Hwo: SHUT UP!!!

Hwoarang gulped as he looked on to the blue abyss. Maybe his legs can kick to get him to the nearest shore...probably a hundred miles away. Then, he turned back to the captain.

Hwo: Look man, maybe we can talk about this?

Capt: What's der to yack about?

Pai: ...um...aren't you ashamed of your crew?

Capt: Ashamed?

Pai: Yeah, I mean, I girl-er-lass like me beating the hell out of them! I mean, how sissy can they get! Why don't you replace them with us?

Capt (Thinks then): Hmm...good point, lassie. 'Em can't take down a few land lubbers, hows they gonna take down a sea devil?

All: Sea devil?

Capt: Argh...Big whale. I reckon it's the infamous Moby Dick!

All: Moby dick?

Jin (Whispers to Ukyo): Okay, with the parrot by his shoulder, he's gone coo-koo.

Hwo: Great! A Dickhead!

Capt: You can help me with me's search. If ya' can catch me the whale, I'll let you off the next shor' sco' free. How's dat?

Jin: O_O Just make him walk the plank!

Akm (To Pai): You and your bright ideas...

-Swallowed-

Hours passed. While there was no Dick (Moby Dick) to be seen, they were scrubbing the decks, cooking the food and setting the sails. With the crew injured severely, they were obliged to do everything.

Akm: You should've kept your mouth shut! We can sacrifice girly-hair anyway! We could've kicked ass at the merchant's place. We even get free food! But no, you had to save his ass and make us scrub their deck! Hell...

Hwo: Hey, you watch who your talkin' to boy! And watch who you're callin' girly-hair! Like you don't-

Guy at the bird's nest: DIIIIIIIIIICK!!!

All: >_<

GBN: MOBY DIIIIIIIIICK!!!

All: Oh...

They all ran to the edges to find a great whale swimming in the sea.

Hwo: Whoa, now THAT'S a big Dick!

Capt: Erkay, land lubbers! Let's see what'ya got! On your posts!

Akm: (With a salute) Ayay Captain!
          #Fifteen men on a dead man's chest!
            Yohoho and a bottle of Coke!#

Hwoarang was to spear it, Jin, Akuma and Ukyo were to catch it with a net (somehow). The three were posted at the tip of the ship.
The whale was going on with life smoothly.

Hwo: I'm gonna catch me an overgrown Dick...Steady...steady...

Haz: No...poor whale! I can't look!

Hwo: Steady...Got 'cha!

And the spear, attached to a rope, pierced into the whale, making it go bezerk.

Hwo: WOO-HOO! I'm sooo damn good! I-eh? (The rope snaps)

Capt: Argh! Not again...never buy pirated stuff!

But with the whale's rampage, violent waves threw the ship. It flooded with water and was swaying violently. The most affected were the three at the tip of the ship.
-
Hwo: Whoa, shi-

Pai: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Haz: EEEEEEEEEEEP!!!

Pai: Hold on to this rope, Hazuki!

Hwo: Whoa! (He got thrown off the ship!)

Pai: Hwoarang!

Hwo: (Holding on to the side and climbing back up to the ship) Ngrrr...ah...
-
Akm: Wholly-

Jin: (Slides off) Ahhh-

Ukyo: (Thrusts his sword to the floor. Grabs Jin's hand) Got 'cha! Hold on!

The whale, all of a sudden, jumped and splashed violently back to the sea. The boat went bezerk and the water swallowed them again.

Ukyo: (After the water cleared) Hah!...O_O... Jin! Akuma!

Akuma and Jin were thrown overboard. They were falling right into...

A+J: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

...the Whale's gapping mouth.

Ukyo: O_O Gasp!

Haz: JIIIIIIIIN!!! AKUMAAAAAA!!!

-From the Inside Out-

Blink...blink blink...blink...

Akm: You okay dude?

Jin: Yeah...I think...

Akm: Who turned off the lights?

Jin: Got light?

Akm: I think so...

Akuma gets his lighter and manages to light it somehow. They looked around.

Akm: Where are we?

Jin: I don't- O_O ahgahgagagaga... (Points up)

Akm: What?

Jin was pointing to a very large tonsil.

Akm: O_O!!! You don't think...

Both look at each other: O_O!!!

Both: WAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
-
Ukyo: No! We can't leave!

Capt: Ther' gone. Worst fate, if ya' ask me. Swallowed by a whale-

Ukyo: They aren't dead yet!

Capt: How d'ya know, lassie? Eve' been to a devil's belly? And hows they gonna escape? I'd say they're 300 feet below us now! Heh, I'd rather be six feet below 'em solid ground!

Par: Ngark! Solid ground! Ngark!

Hwo: Shut that thing up!

Haz: No! They're alive! They can't be dead! Akmua I'm sure...Jin...

Capt: Argh...oll right. I'll give ya' an 'our. If ye can't return back here, then we leave 'em be!

Par: Ngark! Leave 'em be! Ngark!

Hwo: >:-( I HATE that parrot...

Ukyo: Thank you.
         " C'mon Akuma, Jin. You can get out off there. C'mon..."

A few more seconds and Hazuki faints.
-
Akm: Aw...stinky...

Jin: How are we gonna get out?

Akm: I dunno, I just don't...Hey, look!

Beyond the belly, there was something glowing.

Akm: As Hwoarang said...

A+J (looking at each other): Dude, it glows!

They ran towards the thing. After throwing away a bunch of seaweed, planks and other stuff you find in a whale's belly, they found it.

Jin: It's...

Akm: A PORTAL KEY!!! HAHA! WE GOT IT!

Then a violent rush of water (probably 'coz the whale opened it's mouth) threw them off to the side of the belly. SPLASH! and SPLAT!

Akm: Haha...I lost it. >_<

Jin: Find it, quick!

After much searching, they found it embedded on the whale's meat. Akuma tried to pull it out, but it was stuck.

Akm: Ngr...help me out here!

Jin pulled Akuma by his stomach. The two pulled, and pulled, and pulled some more.

Jin: INCOMING!!!

SPLASH! They were still holding on to it.

Jin: (Spits a fish out) C'mon! We better hurry!

Finally, with one great pull, they manage to break it loose. They got thrown off by the force.

Akm: (shaking his head) Gaahahaha! GOT IT!

Jin: UH-OH! INCOMING! HOLD IT!

SPLASH! After the violent gush of salt water...

Jin (Spits out a fish): Fwe! Ffth...thwe!!!

Akm: (Gargles the water) Ngrlngrl...ffth!!!

Jin: We-have to get out of here, FAST!

Akm (Thinks): I got an idea!
-
Ukyo kept looking at the sea, hoping for a sign of life, but the still waters signified only loss of hope. Time quickly ticked away. Pai comes to take a look.

Pai: Well?

Ukyo: Nothing. Nothing but blue.

Pai: We'll find them. They'll get here...

Ukyo: How's Hazuki?

Pai: She's in a cabin, unconcious. Still in shock or something.

Suddenly... -receiving incoming transmition-

"Yo, my man!"

Ukyo: Huh?! Akuma?

Pai: O_O ?

"Yeah, yeah, it's me! Need some help, dude!"

Ukyo: What?

Pai: Um...Ukyo, maybe you should rest for a while...

"You have to get this big tuna to surface man! Do it quick!"

Ukyo: Okay, I'll get on it.

-Transmition ended-

Ukyo rushes to the captain's cabin.
-
Jin: Are you sure this is gonna work?

Akm: Sure I'm sure...well, they always work on cartoons...

Jin: Oh boy...
-
Capt: Wi' 'os tid bit's o' food, I'm sure we'll have the devil raisin' up from its lair!

Ukyo: Good, good. Thank you.

Capt: Argh...don't thank me! I'm expectin' a good price for o this!

Par: Ngark! Good price! Ngark!

Hwo: SHUT-UP!!!

And sure enough the whale surfaced after some minutes.

Capt: Argh! Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoo-

Ukyo: NO! You mustn't! Not yet!

Hwo: Why not?

Ukyo: Akuma told me not to.

Hwo: Akuma?!

Pai: He just needs some rest. He's confused with all this events.
-
Akuma and Jin rolled from here to there as the whale moved up, back and fort. The food and water entering wasn't helping either. Finally, it stopped and calmed down.

Jin: (Spitting out another fish) That's the last time I'm eating sushi!

Akm: Okay. We better get into position. I'm sure the whale will give its happy sign soon enough.

They walked through the spot where the opening of the whale can be found above them.
-
A few minutes passed the Captain was getting restive.

Capt: Fire!

Hwo: (Looking at Ukyo, who emitted green flashing lights) Er...sorry Dickhead, but no can do.

Capt: ARGH! THAT DOES IT! I'M FIRING!!!

Ukyo: NO!
 

Too late, the captain shot a spear towards it before Ukyo can knock him out unconcious. But, luckily, before the spear pierce the whale...

Akm: EEEEIIIYAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Jin: WHOAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Pai: JIN! AKUMA!

They splashed into the ocean. It was good they got out...but now, the whale felt the pang on its back. He again started to rampage.

Ukyo: JIN! AKUMA! WATCH OUT!!!

P+Hwo: GASP! O_O!!!

The whale's tail was gonna swipe them down under. A thousand pound of raw whale, they'll be flat before they realize they were dead (Well, Jin anyway).

A+J: O_O!!!

The tail was an inch by their noses when a sudden fountain of water lifted the tail back up. The whale, probably because of the shock, dove back down, the rope snapping again. Then, Akuma and Jin were encircled in a huge bubble of water. They floated back up and sped across the ship. When they were there, it popped. They sprawled on the deck, wet, dripping and panting.

Ukyo: Akuma, Jin, are you alright?

Hwo: Does it look like they are?

Pai: ^_^

Akm: We're fine. Fffth! Just...wet...

Jin: (Yet another fish to spit out) Ugh...how...where did that come from?

"From me, of course! Who else has the power of the water but me?"

And another fountain splashed out and revealed the demi-god of the water, Sogetsu Kazama in his SS64 bust look.

Ukyo: How'd you find us? Moreover, who told you where we are?

Sog: My sister telepathecally called for me. My, my, I never knew she can be so worried about someone other than Kazuki... ~_o

Ukyo: So that's why she fainted. She was calling you, but it cost her too much energy because you were far away.

Jin: -o_o-

Akm: Tenenenenenan...

How: Dude, where'd you get all those tattoos? They rock!

Pai: It's so nice of you to help us.

Sog: HAH! Help you? No, no, it was for my sister's sake. I don't want her to be depressed over imbeciles who die, or powerful beings who act foolish.

All: >:-(

Hwo: Do all guardians have this kind of attitude?

Sog: Well, I must go. Tell my sister to take care. And since I helped you two...(closes in Akuma and Jin) you better watch over her or I'll drown you both!

A+J: O_O

And with that, the demi-god splashed and turned to water and disappeared. A moment of silence, then-

Akm: OH YEAH! We found the portal key!

Hwo: Oh joy... -.-

Par: Ngark! Portal key! Ngark!

Hwo: WHY YOU...! (Picks the parrot up, stranggles and shakes it) You fucking asshole! Haha! No master now eh?! I'm gonna- (Shakes the bird madly)

Pai: HWOARANG! >:-( SHOW SOME MERCY!!!

Ukyo: C'mon, we better go before he comes to. Jin, get Hazuki at the cabin, left corner, second room. Let's move on.

A+P: Uh...Ukyo...(Drip drip)

Pai: My hair... ~_~

Ukyo: But first, I suggest we all head for the dressing room, if they have one. Hopefully, they got some decent clothes. And I have to be sure the waves didn't wash off the magic of handsome face.

J+A: -.- #

Hwo: You nasty- shake shake -son of a-

Pai: HWOARANG!!! >:-O

Hwoarang drops the...er...dead bird down and follows them inside the ship.