Note from Wickedgrl05: Okay I know I didn’t ask permission to write the sequel I know I’m probably going to get flamed for doing this but I really liked the fan fic hehehe enjoy ^_~
Note from Tekkenicus: Next time, ask grl.
Location: A club
Wicked: * Taps microphone* is thing on???
Background voice: Can’t you hear yourself stupid!
Wicked: Shut the hell up!
Kazuya: Hey! Where’s Tekk???
Hwoarang: Where’s my band?
*cellar door pounding * : Let us out!!!
Nina: What was that?
Wicked: * shifty eyes and a big grin* nothing opens door really quickly and throws in a knock out gas canister slams door* N e way on with events! So how’s everyone!
Everyone: Umph!
Wicked: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention our judges Nina
Nina: *shoots in the air *
Every one except Nina: O_O
Wicked: Kazuya
Kazuya: * glares *
Wicked: And last but not least Bryan
Bryan: How you doin?
Jin: The only reason you made them judges is bcuz they’re your favorites!
Wicked: You’re just jealous bcuz you always expect to get picked
Kazuya: That so true
Jin: It’s not
Wicked: Yes it is
Jin: It’s not!
Nina: Uh, could we get on with the singing?
Wicked: *nods * Of course! Now Lee you got that bucket of bolts programmed to play cd’s?
Lee: Eh?
Wicked: Never mind thank god for boom boxes Okay, now tonight we have...*looks at the list * Tiger and Eddy singing Kool and the Gang’s “Ladies Night” you guys ready.
Tiger: Hold up! Give us a minute to warm up!
Wicked: ^^ okay sure thing! While there doing that we have free tortilla chips and salsa courtesy of King
*applause *
King: *bows down * thank you
Wicked: And since I’m the hostess of this evening free soda for everyone
Paul: Where’s the beer!
Wicked: No alcholic drinks!
Paul: You stink!
Wicked: What! You stink too!
Paul: No I don’t
Wicked: Nina…
Paul: Okay! Okay! I’m sorry!
Wicked: :D that’s better!
Tiger: Aight! We ready!
Wicked: Judges get ready!
Kazuya: Oh, damn here we go…
Tekk: (staggering out from cellar) whoa man, heavy vibes (starts floating and blabbing on about Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds)
Hwo: ...don't look at me! I didn't do it!
Tiger: Hey! let me sing you turkeys!
Paul: (pops up from nowhere, advertises 'Disco Stu' on his jacket in rhinestones and then sits back down)
Law: Who's Disco Stu?
Paul: Meh, I originally wanted to put 'Disco Stud', but I ran outta rhinestones
Tiger: EX-Cuuuuse ME! People!
Tekk: (slurred, slumped on Lee) I love you man
Lee: ...I know
Tekk: No, really, I love you man
Lee: ...I know
Tekk: Nuh yur don't man..-Hey! a Jelly Baby! (leaps at it)
Jin: What kinda gas did ya use there Wicked? Tekk's more spaced out then...erm....er-
Kazuya: (getting pissed off) SHUT THE F**K UP!
Jun: KAZUYA! Language! There are children watching this!
Kazuya: Sorry, sorry
Bryan: Man, you so whipped, gehahaha-OW!
Wicked: Eh? Huh! How did he get out! I had a lock and everything! Oh and by the way..I mixed the gases out turns out this is “special gas” *coughs*
Tiger: *whispers something into Wicked ear *
Wicked: Oh..okay instead of Tiger and Eddie performing Ladies night they be performing Breathe and stop by Q-tip
Tekk: * Goes up to King* hey pretty lady… :blushes:
Wicked: Er…can somebody take care of him?
Jun: Come on *makes Tekk sit down*
Tekk: But I wanna talk to the pretty lady
King: *raises eyebrow * lady?
Craig: Course he was talking about you!
King: Man shut up!
Tekk: Man, It luminates!
Jun: ?
Hwo: Hey! Stop screwing up my quotes @$$w!pe!
Tekk: Hey, it's Britney Spears!
Hwo: .....huh?
Wicked: Oui Vey! (grabs Tekk and locks him in a room with Hwo's band, Mon-Day)
(In the room)
Snotrag (drummer of Mon-Day): Ah, you're back man, say, want some of this stuff I found?
Tekk: What is it?
Snotrag: I dunno, it says 'Hershey Kiss' on it
Haemmorhoid (bassist of Mon-Day): Y'know dudes, I think it's chocolate!
Guitar Bloke (guitarist obviously of Mon-Day): KICK-ASS! (faints)
(back in the arena)
Tiger: (reading lyrics) la-de-da-de-da...Breathe & Stop...blah blah blah
Distant voice: Your mike's on
Tiger: Huh? Damn! Turn the mike off!
Eddy: Ok (talking to a guy called Mike) Baseball, cold showers, Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day
Mike: Ew! I'll never have a-
Wicked: Jeez! Shut up all of you!
Tekk: (runs out) Let me try. *ahem* (holding a machinegun) SHUT YOUR DAMN TRAPS BEFORE I BLAST THEM OFF!!!!
(Everyone shut ups)
Wicked: Thank you Tekk (throws him back into the room)
Wicked: Okay I don't have all day so start singing *starts music *
Tiger: Uh uh fo real uh uh ghetto
Eddy: Come on, breath and stop
Tiger and Eddy: Brethe and
stop fo real and gimme what you got
just brethe and stop...*keep
on singing *
Nina: Not bad better than their damn dj thing
Bryan: Yeah.
Wicked: *has dreamy face*
Ling: What's with you?
Wicked: *sighs* Oh nothing... :*)
Ling: You got a crush on someone?
Wicked: EH? NO! *smacks Ling* What kind of a sicko would I be! *eats a tortilla chip*
Ling: Well sorry!
Bo..I mean Hwoarang: Pst. Hey got any special brownies?
Wicked: Not for you.
Nina: Where's Kazuya?
Kazuya: * does ssh is sneaking up behind Wicked *
Nina: *giggles*
Kazuya: YEE-HAA!
Wicked: *Jumps through the roof*
*Everything stops*
Kazuya: What?
Tiger: Hey! I'm tryin' ta sing mah rap song heyah!
Kazuya: You do Q-Tip shame with your 1970's cheesiness! TWAH! (EWGF's Tiger off the stage)
Tiger: *dazed* #That's the way, ah-hah ah-hah, I like it, ah-hah a-haaaaah (unconscious)
Wicked: KAZUYA!
Kazuya: What?
WWF fan Audience: yey!
Kazuya: Huh?
WWF fan Audience: What?
Kazuya: *shrugs*
WWF fan Audience: What?
Kazuya: (turns into Devil) SHUT THE FU-(spots Jun)-NITZ UP!
(silence)
Nina+Anna: Someone introduce us already!
Wicked: Fine, fine (picky videogame characters) Now it's Nina & Anna performing....'IT'S RAINING MEN'??????? WTF?!?
Nina: It was Anna's idea!
Anna: No it wasn't you skank, you thought it up!
(another catfight starts)
Paul: Whoo baby!
Marshall: Don't you dare go on a...'pants adventure'
Paul: :o| O_o??? ...riiiiiight
Hei: Hah! Someone more perverted then I! HAHAHAHAHAA!
Lee: Oh shut up! You're the biggest pervert around! Wearing that diaper around the place. Nobody wants to have your impotent-
Hei: That's rich coming from Mr I'm-Not-Gay-I'm-Just-A-Straight-Man-That-Sleeps-With-Men!
Lee: (smashes Hei with a Lee Stunner) @$$hole!
Wicked: * growls *
Michelle: What's wrong???
Wicked: Why do men dig the WWF so much? I mean its nothing but a soap opera with bad acting and violence...
Michelle: I know what you mean
*both sigh in acknowledgement*
Wicked: Where's Tiger?
Kazuya: Uh...*clears throat* got laryingitus.
Wicked: *raises suspicious eyebrow* right...
PPl from the cellar: Yay!
Wicked: What the hell is going on in there?!?!?! *opens the door* Ya'll betta shut up befo I open me a can of wup ass and knock down all of yo punks ass!!!
Ppl 4rm the cellar: ............
Wicked: Jesus I mean...*gets pie thrown at her face* Grrrr who the F**k threw that!
*everyone points at Tekk*
Tekk: Uhhh the devil made me do it....O:) :-D
Wicked: Rrrrr *jumps Tekk* I'll throw a pie at your face >:(
King: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Tekk: *gives Wicked a wet willy* Mwhahaha I have the advantage...*gets a pie thrown at his face*
Wicked: I da master!
Tekk: *Tackles Wicked starts to tickle her*
Wicked: lol, rofl, lmao, Stop! HAHAHAHAyouHAHAHAHAA! Evil dork!
Tekk: Never dork empress!
Anna: I bet 20 on the British guy!
Steve: Me?
Anna: :rollseyes:
Kazuya and Nina: 30 on the Mexican!!!!!!
*everyone crowds around*: GO! GO! GO! Oooh!!!
Jun: *gets through the crowd* *grabs both of the writers by the ear*
Tekk and Wicked: Ow! *Stands still*
Jun: Shame on the both of you! All of you!
*bows of shame*
Jun: Now let's all act like civilized ppl and get back to singing!
Tekk: Get back to singing? ok then (clears throat) #I see a little silhouette of a man. Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the fandango?#
Tekk+Steve: #Thunderbolt & Lightning! Very very frightening me!#
Wicked: Man, are all you British such dorks?
Tekk: Not as much as you, dork empress (sticks out tounge)
Wicked: That's it! (grabs Tekk and throws him through a table)
Michelle: Hey, whatever happened to WWF being bad acting and violence?
Wicked: My beatdown's are real
Michelle: Ah
Nina: Can we get singing already?
Wicked: Ah, sure sure
Tekk: *dazed* #yoooooou make me feel........miiiiihiiiiighty real#
Nina: (clears throat) # It's-#
(Hwoarang crashes through the wall, jumps on stage and twangs his guitar really loud)
Kazuya: (monotously) ow, my ears
Wang: Eh?
Hei: My words exactly, old fart
Wang: 'Pie birds exactly, I'm smart'?
Hei: Deaf dunderhead!
Hwo: #whoaaaaaaaaa, whoa whoa sweet child o'mine!#
(Anna grabs Hwo)
Anna: You long-haired loon! You ruined our performance! (throws Hwo into the audience, then picks up guitar and smashes it over Nina's head)
Nina: OW! dammit!
Wicked: Anna, don't make me bitchslap you!
Tekk: (whispers something to Wicked)
Wicked: Uh huh..well Bob quit play with that!!!
Hwoarang: Dude it's just hallucination gas! Uh-oh *throw can a Tekk*
Tekk: Huh? * explodes in his face * Whoo! I'm the king of the world!!!
Wicked: Ugh that's sooo 1999
* Pizza man walks in * : Aight I gotta da motha of all pizzas right hee’a
Paul: Yes! What’s the total my man?
Pizza man: Uh..let’s see 30 dollas
Paul: *hands money and takes pizza*
Wicked: Pizza! *tries to grab a slice *
Paul: *slaps her hand * hands off brat
Wicked: Hey Nina!
Nina: What?
Wicked: *points at Paul * :oD
Nina: Hehehee thanks! >:oD*gets ready to beat him up *
Paul: Oh all right Jesus kid! *hands her a slice *
Wicked: Thanks! Hey everyone Paul got some Pizza!
Tekk: * Still dazed* #I’m singing in the rain!!!!!!!#
Wicked: *puts down her slice * Yo! Kazuya got a mallet?
Kazuya: * Munchin on a piece of pizza * Um-hmm * hands her the mallet *
Wicked: Thanks..hey didn’t you ask Paul for a slice?
Kazuya: Apparently I was going to but then again it was easier locking him in the cellar, so then nobody has to ask.
Wicked: In an odd way that does sound right..okay where was I oh yeah hehehee Tekk, here boy! *Whistles* suey! Suey! There you are!
Tekk: * is singing on stage * #Don’t stop till you get enough! Come on!#
Bryan: *finishing 3rd slice* Hey he’s pretty good
Lei: Yeah guess so..* finishes his last soda * *belches*
Wicked: *is behind Tekk ready to knock him out * Hey what did I say about that!!!
Tekk: * sees mallet * uh oh *starts to run *
Wicked: Hey get back here! *starts to run after him taking mad swings at him *
Tekk: Run, run, run as fast as you can you can’t catch me I’m the…*Slams into a door*
Wicked: Kodak moment right there! *Starts to drag out a knocked out Tekk * N e one else wanna sing!
Ling: Me! Me! Me!
Tekk: * starry eyes * You're a meanie *points at Wicked *
Wicked: I’m not mean, I’m fair so deal with it
Jin: More like communist fair
Wicked: *grabs the mallet * If I can knock him out what makes you think I can’t knock you out
Jin: Well maybe bcuz I know karate yeah so *sticks out tounge*
Wicked: Sure you know karate but can you handle yo momma? * waits for an answer * yeah that’s what a thought!
Jin: she’s such a…
Ling: *has microphone * Okay everyone I’m going to sing a little song called Brackish by Kittie and Julia, Christie, and what’s her name Nina are going to help me!
Named girls: What!
Ling: Yeah like totally! I like “borrowed” some band equipment from the guys from Bob’s band so like yeah! *Giggles*
Wicked: Okay...I guess that acceptable don’t you think oh yeah still dazed?
Tekk: #Soooooommmmmeeeeeee daaaaaaayyyyyyy alooooooonnggg the yellow raaaaaiiiinnnn booooowwwwww#
Wicked: * sighs * just one of those days….
Ling: (about to sing when nothing happens) Hey! Who turned off the microphone
Hwo+Snotrag+Haemorrhoid+Guitar Bloke: (chuckling like 5 year olds)
Tekk: (in posh Brit accent) Really, that's so immature-Hey! (has an idea and runs backstage)
Wicked: Oh no. Kazuya, hand me the taser
Kazuya: ....I haven't got a taser
Wicked: That's ok, I'll use your arm (grabs Kazuya and drags him away)
Kazuya: hey! Leggo of me! Crazy girl! (gets sprayed by the hallucinogenic gas) woooo-weeeee!
Wicked: (muttering curses about heavy Japanese guys)
(suddenly, a few old rock bars start playing)
Paul: (munching on pizza) say, Forest
Forest: (eating pizza too) yep? (munch)
Paul: (chomp) what's that tune playing?
Forest: Some old Guns N Roses song-hey! Who stole the pizza?
Hwo+his band: (chuckling) suckers (chuckling again)
(Tekk appears on stage dressed like Axl Rose, doing the Axl dance)
Wicked: Tekk! You crazy-ass dork-master! Get down from there!
Tekk: #Noooooooowhooooooaaaanooooo, dork empress o'mine#
Wicked: (aims Kazuya's arm) hey! stay still
Kazuya: #Ceeeeelebrate good times, c'mon! let's celebrate#
Ling: Never thought Kazuya sounded so good at singing
Jin: (staring at Ling, then looks away) Who is this woman?
Tekk: #She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rain. I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of painHer hair reminds meof a warm safe place where as a child I'd hide and pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by#
Wicked: They we go, and...(Kazuya's arm blasts electricity at Tekk)
Tekk: #Whoaa-(blast hits)-ooooaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA!# (faints, frazzled and fried)
Wicked: Maybe I should've used Jin instead
Jin: O_o?
Unknown: Is there a doctor in the house?
Dr Boskonovitch: I'm a doctor!
Dr Abel: So am I!
Dr Boskonovitch (Dr B for sanity's sake): Hey! I said it first!
Dr Abel: No you didn't!
Dr B: Yes I did! (they both fight)
Heihachi: Look at those two old codgers fight! You'd never get me fighting an old man
Wang: eh?
Heihachi: Grr! (beats up Wang) I SAID I'D NEVER HIT AN-oh bugger! (covering himself up) who stole my traditional undergarment?
Hwo+band: (chuckling madly like hyena's)
Anna: Oh god! (just got a flash of Hei's 'pink Cadillac' so to speak) I think I've gone blind!
Nina: Bet your customers have heard that before!
Anna: Whatever you loose slut!
Nina: What did you call me bitch?
Anna: I said-Agh! (tackled by Nina, who slaps her around)
Wicked: (getting really really angry, turning red)
Paul: (munch) Forest, I think we need to hide
Forest: Quick! there's a table! (Paul and Forest leap behind table)
Jin: (rushes to the doorway and stand in it)
Unknown: (dragging an unconscious Tekk backstage) Jeez! 6ft 2 and 15 stone, goddamn you're heavy!
(everyone else hides where possible)
Heihachi: Huh? hey! No hiding places (looks back at Wicked) Oh shi-
(scene cuts to a lovely mountain side view with birds chirping softly, guys in lederhosen yodelling for no apparent reason and some children fishing, interrupted by a loud bang)
Kid1: Was ist das?
Kid2: Eine 'bang!'. nein problem
Kid1: Oh (back to fishing)
(back to our arena. With a big burnt patch around Wicked and a toasted and unconscious Heihachi)
Paul: (popping up behind table) Good thing we hid Forest
Forest: (pops up) yeah (gets smacked by a flying pizza box)
Hwo+Band: (giggling)
Wicked: (turns to the giggling 4some)
King: hehe, '4so-'
Craig: NOT NOW KING!
Hwo+Band: (giggling stops) ehe...heh...heh.
Wicked: (looking down on the 4 with glowing red eyes, bit like Evil Ryu)
Hwo: Erm....hello?
Wicked: *with eyes of hell fire but has a really sweet voice* You know what I do to ppl who ruin things for me???
The 4: eep..
Wicked: *still w/ a sweet voice* I use a very powerful tool not a mallet, nor a tasor, and no not even my shiny sickle would you like to know what it is?
Hwo+Band: No...
Wicked: *twitches* Mwhahahahaa! It's called humilation! And do you know what I have planed for all four of you?!?!?!
Nina: Damn she's good.
Kazuya: You said it that's one crazy b...
Jun: You better not finish that last word
Hwoarang: I'm not scared of you!!! I know TKD why should I be scared of some 5'2 chick!
King: I'd watch your mouth if I were you!
Heihachi: Yeah, she just pulled a Carrie even I know not to mess with that kinda of stuff
Hwoarang: Blah blah! You're nothing but a punie short punk *poked Wicked when saying each word*
Bryan: Oh sh*t!!!
Anna: What's up with you?
Bryan: Do you know what happens when she gets poked?!?!
Anna: ?
Bryan: She goes psycho damn it! Bizerk!
Wicked: *takes in a deep breath* Control..he's not worth it I'm better than him.. calm down..
Devil: *whispering in her ear* Do it! Do it! Give him the treatment!
Kazuya: The hell are you doing here!
Devil: Well duh! Influncing evil behavior!
Wicked: Will you both shut up!!! *eyes flare red again* Hwoarang for ruining the singing contest you and your band will..*laughs evily*
Tekk: Hey I'm up again!!!
Wicked: You idiot you will pay for ruining the climax!
Jun: Take it easy punish one at a time
Wicked: Yeah okay, I'll deal with you later now yo fools prepare to recieve your punishment!!!!! *turns to Anna* hey got your make up bag?
Anna: Yeah here *hands her the make up bag*
Wicked: Damn you got the whole revlon factory all up in here
Nina: *Giggles*
Anna: Shut the hell up bitch at least I don't have eyeliner gunk!
Wicked: Shut up both of you! *gets back to judgement* Ling, Julia, Michelle, Christie, and Nina.
*All girls step up*
Wicked: Prepare to give these four clowns a make over!!!!
Hwo+Band: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wicked: Mascara and all!!!!!!!!
Tekken guys: Oh!!!
Bryan: Oh man! That's harsh!
Paul: Only one word can describe that shit brutal.
Marshall: Yeah.
Wicked: Now don't move this may feel girly!
*Ling, Julia, Michelle, Christie, and Nina have lipsticks in their hands*
Wicked: Ready aim! Woman-a-fy!
Hwo+Band: *screams of torture*
Ling: What color did you choose on Hwoarang?
Christie: Pina colada
Ling: Good choice
Jin: I can't look this is too graphic
Wicked: On with the blush! Moulin Rouge style!
Tekk: Oh the humanity!
Hwo: (crying) please God! Shoot me in the head!
God: (appears, frying Devil in the process) I can arrange that!
Hwo: Not literally!
God: Oh, darn it (goes back up to heaven)
Devil: (burnt) I hate it when God does his light-show appearance. It's too holy!
Angel: #aaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaahhaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa
aaalrighty then#
Snotrag: Oh the pain!
Haemorrhoid: Oh the torture!
Guitar Bloke: Hmm, I prefer a shade of dark red...
Snotrag+Haemorrhoid: (look at Guitar Bloke strangely)
Guitar Bloke: Oh, I mean, Oh the torment!
Christie: (looks up some dark red)
Ling: Does this blusher look ok?
Anna: hmm, it's kool
Nina: Better be, your whole face is made of make-up
Anna: Isn't that like the kettle calling the coffee pot black? We all know you have hair dye!
Nina: huh?
Anna: Nope, guess you're a real blonde, being all dumb like that!
Nina: grrrr
Wicked: Don't make me bitchslap you both!
Nina+Anna: (relents) fine
Wicked: And YOU! (pointing at Tekk) you ruined my climax
Tekk: .......oh? O_o?
Wicked: So I'll deal with you personally >:o)
Tekk: .....should we really in front of all these people? ;oD
Wicked: >:o() what are you implying????
Tekk: er, um, er, oh bugger! (runs, with Wicked chasing him with a hammer & sickle)
Paul: um...has she gone Communist now?
Wicked: Watch your ass Pauly!
Paul: O_O!!!
Forrest: You've been told!
Paul: shut up
Tekk: Oh King! Help me! She's gone Norma Bates on me!
King: Norma?
Tekk: Well, she's a she, so yes Norma! Ever seen a girl called Norman?
King: well once, when I took a trip to Guadalajara-
Tekk: Oy vey!
Wicked: Don't think of ripping me off either!
Kazuya: ....that sounded freaky
Jin: (chuckling)
Wicked: (claps twice) Make-Up!
(Nina, Anna, Julia Ling & Christie lunge themselves at Jin & Kazuya and make them look like Japanese Ru Paul's)
Kazuya: Oh HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: Ling! How could you?
Ling: Very easily
Hwo: It's not too bad, you can always washed it off
Kazuya: (removing padding from chest) what the hell are these supposed to emulate?
Lee: Oh stop moaning! I'm trying to ask someone out! (talking to a dolled-up Guitar Bloke) So, are ya free tonight?
Guitar Bloke: (acting all feminine and coy) oh you! (giggles) sure, I'm free tonight
Tekk: Erm, Lee? that's not a wo-
Lee: Hey Look! Coca Cola!
Tekk: Wahey! (runs after coca cola)
Wicked: (stressed) and now, the next performance (and please God! let it work!) It's a song about a lumberjack by Heihachi and some mounties
Heihachi: (ahem) #Ohhhhhh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day!#
Mounties: #He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he works all day#
Heihachi: #I cut down trees, I saw and saw, I go to the lava-tree! and on wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea!#
Mounties: #He cuts down trees, he saws and saws, he goes to the lava-tree! and on wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea. He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he works all day#
Heihachi: #I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!#
Mounties: #He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers. he puts on women's clothing and hang around in bars O_o??? He's a lumberjack and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he works all day#
Heihachi: #I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. I wish I were a girlie, just like my deeaar mama!#
Mounties: #He cuts down trees, he wear high heels? suspenders? a bra? wait, wants to be a girlie? (all leave, disgusted)
Heihachi: (left embarrassed onstage)
(in the burnt and empty arena)
Wicked: *is drinking cinnamon
tea* You know this isn't so bad
Nina: Yeah I kind like this but I can't believe you didn't let it go
Wicked: Yeah i was kind p'od but know this does seem right *takes sip*
Jun: *giggles* I've never seen such a site
Ling: Yeah, I say we done a pretty good job
Julia: Yep
Michelle: Um-hm
Christie: It brought out the make up designer in me
Anna: Well just shows a little make up can do alot
Wicked: Okay now boys the spring edition!
Hwoarang: We are not modeling any more clothing!
Wicked: Well fine be that way everyone left any way!
Tekk: Well, I managed to get the mascara and lipstick off, but the blusher's gonna need work
Kazuya: grrr
Tekk: Anyway, you guys, I'm off. Gotta shackle Unknown to the wall and get ji-I mean, go home and relax
Wicked+everyone else left in the place: O_o?
Unknown: Huh? what are you talking about?
Tekk: Oh nothing, may I offer you a ride?
Unknown: erm, ok sure
Tekk: Kool
Guitar Bloke: Lee! Aren't you coming?
Lee: I'm here, now let's go
Snotrag: GB! what are you doing?
Guitar Bloke: Don't wait up! (leaves with Lee)
Hwo: Hey Haemorrhoid, Snotrag! Wanna make a home movie version of The Crying Game?
Haemorrhoid: I have the camera!
Hwo: Sorted! Now let's follow them quick before they go out of sight! (run out of the arena)
(everyone else leaves, apart from Wicked and Kazuya)
Wicked: well, that's our ruined show done
Kazuya: (wipping blusher off face)
Wicked: well, anyway, guess I'll be seeing ya around
Kazuya: ....yeah...
Wicked: .....*coughs*...
Kazuya: .....
(Wicked & Kazuya kiss like in those romance movies)
N'Sync: #Every little thing I do...#
Wicked: (wakes up, sitting
sharply upright in bed) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tekk: (in the next room) Hey! Shut up in there! I'm trying ta sleep here! (goes back to playing Gameboy) gonna fall asleep soon...hopefully
Unknown: Oh, give it up! Just stay up
Tekk: Ok, how about a-zzzzzzzz
Unknown: *sighs* men!
End, Fin'e, Fin, etc