Picture a classroom at the Mishima Polytechnic High School, Heihachi really wanted it to be an all-girls school where really short miniskirts and skin-tight tops would be a mandatory part of the school uniform, but he only got as far as an integrated school with short skirts, but it didn't matter to him. He liked a challenge!  But anyway, picture a simple history class in a classroom, with 2 students at the back of the class slacking off a bit…

Hwo: Hey! Look at her! (Showing centrefold to Jin)
Jin: Hey! Get that out of here!
Hwo: Oh, sorry, didn't know you only went for guys!
Jin: I don't! I just don't wanna get-
Teacher: A-HEM!
Jin: -trouble -_-;;;

(other students chuckle, giggle, kiss, give out 'jobs', etc (another mandatory rule)

Teacher: Perhaps Mr Jin and Mr…
Hwo: Hwar-wrong
Teacher: Yes, perhaps Mr Jin and Mr Bob would like to share their conversation with us…
Jin: No Ms Knickerbocker, it's not of any interest
Hwo: Sure! Why the hel-
Jin: (puts a hand around Hwo's mouth) It's NOT of any INTEREST Hwo!

(bell rings and the class run out)

Jin: Saved by the bell-
Teacher: Jin, Bob, I'd like to see you
Hwo: So close yet so far…
Teacher: Jin and…Bob, you two seem to be lacking the most behind in this class
Jin: Well Hwo keeps annoy-
Hwo: Jin always acts like a-
Teacher: (sighs) it doesn't matter! Anyway, with your current grades, your lack in history coursework is becoming quite a phenomenon
Jin+Hwo: doo-doo-de-doo-doo
Teacher: …phenomenon
Jin+Hwo: doo-doo-de-doo
Teacher: phenomenon
Jin+Hwo: doo-doo-de-doodoo-dedoodoo-de-doodedoodoo-doo-de-doodoodoo
Teacher: …ah yeah, I get it now. But anyway, I have to crack down on you now
Hwo: Isn't that illegal?
Teacher: No, I meant I have to go hard on you
Hwo: I thought that only happened to men!
Teacher: no no NO! (takes 2 aspirin and some deep breathes) What I'm trying to say is if you don't get an A+ on your oral history exam, you'll fail the class.
Jin+Hwo: Damn!
Teacher: ….
Jin+Hwo: ….
Teacher: …you can leave now

Yep, everyone's favourite Tekken guys until the release of Tekken 4 and constant spam-fics in F********n.net (name censored for certain reasons) were in a right predicament. How would they get enough history info to make an A+ oral exam?

Hwo: Hehehehe, 'oral'
Jin: Oh, grow up! Anyway, we got to look up something about 20th Century Russia…
Hwo: Erm….they had that Lenin guy in that glass case?
Jin: Yes…and no, we need more info then that.
Hwo: It used to be called the USSR
Jin: Yep, or CCCP
Hwo: So that's where they make those shirts!
Jin: (sighs)

(knock at the door and Jun enters the room with a tray of milk and cookies, in her white dress)

Jun: I thought you two could do with some nourishment
Hwo: o_o
Jin:  Thanks Mom ^_^ (looks at Hwo and smacks him upside the head)

(Kazuya enters the room)

Kazuya: Hey Jin
Jin: Hey dad.
Hwo: (whispering to Jin) ask him 'bout the Ruskies
Jin: Hey Dad! Do you know anything about Russia?
Kazuya: (staring at Jun) o_o
Jin: Dad?
Kazuya: erm, yeah, say, why don't you 2 study elsewhere?
Jin: But-
Kazuya: (evil look) I said why don't you 2 study elsewhere?
Jin: Sure!
Hwo: No problem!

(Jin and Hwo leave the room pretty sharpish. Hwo looks back to see the door closing)

Hwo: Hey, your dad's gonna do your mom in your own bedroom!
Jin: Shut up Hwo!
Hwo: Man, you'll have a lot of mess to clean up
Jin: Shut UP Hwo!
Hwo: …Remember when you spotted your Dad in that rubber mask-
Jin: SHUT UP HWO!
Hwo: Ok, ok, jeez!

Yep, after trying to study at the Mishima household, without much luck but with a lotta fu…yeah. The two tried to study outside a mini-mart…

Hwo: Hmm, they had a Civil war?
Jin: eh, nearly every country had
Hwo: Even Britain?
Jin: Even Britain!
Hwo: Damn!

Just then, electricity flowed through the air, making Jin & Hwo's hair look like they visited the Bride Of Frankenstein Beauty Salon, and a giant rectangular shape dropped down from the sky. The shape slowly transformed into that of a phone box.

Hwo: hey Jin, d'ya think they have any phone-sex calling cards in there?
Jin: …what the fu-

The phone box door opened and a man in a long black trenchcoat and dark sunglasses stepped out. He had black hair and a face that could immediately make a happy occasion a serious one, he took off his sunglasses and was revealed to be…

Hwo: Keanu Reeves????
Jin: No you blockhead! It's the T4 version of Dad
Hwo: Oh
T4Kaz: Yep, t'is I, and you 2 have a little mission to sort out.
Jin: We do?
T4Kaz: Yes, you do
Jin: Hwo and Me?
T4Kaz: Yes, you and Hwo
Jin: Why is Hwo involved?
T4Kaz: Because Hwo is gonna be sent off to the army if you don't sort out your history exam
Hwo: Huh? I am? When?
T4Kaz: Very soon, Baek is about to tell you on your cellphone.

(Hwo's cellphone rings)

Hwo: Oh, hold on for a second. (accepts the call) Hello? …Oh, hey Sensei…what? When? …oh…no, I didn't tape over your copy of 'The Incredibly Strange Creatures That Died And Became Freaked-Out Zombies'…The Army? What the-…ok, ok, I get the point….bye. (turns off cellphone) SHIT!
T4Kaz: I told ya, but would you listen to me? NOOOO! Nobody listens to a T4 character, because everyone's too busy whining about how Tekken Tag is soooo much better. 'Oh, Tekken 4 is a pile of poo, I prefer Tekken Tag cos I don't like walls, bleeeehhh!'
Jin: Erm…could you get to the point please? Why should we trust you?
T4Kaz: Oh, er, well (clears throat) why don't you ask yourselves?

(another rectangular object, taking the form of a phone box drops down from the sky, then Hwo and Jin come out of it)

Hwo: Hehehehe, hey Jin! We're coming out of the closet!
Jin: It's a phone box Hwo
Hwo: Oh

(Hwo2 and Jin2 walk out of the phone box and spot T4Kaz)

Jin2: Hey Dad!
Hwo2: Yo!
T4Kaz: Hello, how have you been?
Jin2: How have we been? We've been great!
T4Kaz: Fine, anyway, can you convince yourselves to come along?
Hwo2: Eh? Oh, us!
Hwo: Excuse me, but who the hell are you?
Hwo2: I'm you!
Hwo: You are?
Hwo2: Yeah!
Hwo: Prove it! Guess what number I'm thinking of
Hwo2: You're not thinking of a number, you're thinking about boning Julia

(everyone looks at Hwo strangely)

Hwo: Oh yeah, like you haven't though of it before…JIN!
Jin: ehehehehe ^_^;;; so it's proven, you guys are us
Hwo2: well, duh!
Jin2: Anyway, it's best that you do accept T4Dad's offer, it's a once in a lifetime experience!
Jin: hmm, let me think about it
T4Kaz: Well, you 2 think about it whilst I talk to yourselves. Fella's, come over here.

(Jin2 & Hwo2 talk to T4Kaz whilst Hwo & Jin huddle)

Jin: Hmm, do you think we should accept?
Hwo: Well, seeing as ourselves just dropped by, I think we can travel in time
Jin: …are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Hwo: Yeah, hehe
Jin: yeah, can you see where I'm coming from?
Hwo: Yes I can!
Jin: So, which time period do you wanna go to?
Hwo: Time period? You mean I should choose a time for boning Julia? I usually choose nighttime in a bedroom
Jin: Dammit Hwo! Should we go time travelling or not?
Hwo: eh, why the hell not?
Hwo2: (calling over to Hwo) Hey! Don't forget to wind your watch!
Hwo: Eh? I don't have a watch!
Hwo2: Oh, erm, Jin?
Jin: I got'cha
Hwo2: Cool!

(Hwo2 and Jin2 get into their phone booth and bugger off up into the sky)

Hwo: Damn! Now that's one way to exit stage up!
Jin: Where did they go?
T4Kaz: Same place you're gonna go to
Hwo+Jin: ???
T4Kaz: …forget it. Just get in the damn phone box

(They do so)

Hwo: Hey Jin! This booth does have phone sex numbers!
Jin: (reading one) 'Tie me to the stake why don’t you? Call 0800 JOAN-O-ARC for a burning hot time'?
T4Kaz: Don't look at me! I don't call the damn things
Jin: yeah, I bet ya don't
T4Kaz: Whatever, anyway, listen up. You work this thing by typing in the time, say 10:00-
Hwo: Does it go military time or regular time?
T4Kaz: Military time
Hwo: Damn!
T4Kaz: -_- anyway, you punch in the time, then the date, month and year, say 3-09-1939, and then you punch in your destination by typing in the letters of where you wanna go on the pad next to it, say, London. (T4Kaz punches in the numbers)
Jin: …
Hwo: …
T4Kaz: …
Jin: …so, what happens now?
(phone box starts fizzing with electricity)
T4Kaz: Brace yourselves!
Hwo: Ok (braces self) Huhnggh!
T4Kaz: Not in that wa-

(phone box shoots up through the air and through various tubes)
Hwo: WAAAAAAGGGHHHH
Jin: AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH
T4Kaz: SHUT UUUPPPPPP!
(they both shut up)
T4Kaz: Anyway, these tubes here are the paths of time. One can take you to Medieval China, the other to Colonial America
Hwo: What's so great about Colonial America? It's just a bunch of people in red coats and others speaking in Dutch and eating cheese all day
Jin: Ssh! Quiet! You don't wanna bombed on do ya?
T4Kaz: Your fear of America going nuts is stupid…just keep low and let them get along
Jin: We're so gonna get our asses bombed now -_-

(meanwhile, in the Houses Of Parliament, September 3, 1939)

Neville Chamberlain: Hmm, so, should we go to war?
MP: Eh, Hitler violated the treaty terms, we might as well bomb his ass
(phone box drops right in the middle of the room. Jin and Hwo open the door and get out, having coughing fits)
Hwo: Dude! I lit that one bad!
Jin: Dumbass! You should never smoke in a small space!
Neville: I say! You chaps! How dare you interrupt this meeting. We're about to make a big decision here!
Hwo: (sticks middle finger up at Neville) Swivel on it!
T4Kaz: See? Told you it worked
Jin: Ok, ok, we get'cha now
(some policemen run in with whistles and clubs)
Hwo: Oh sh-(runs back in the phone box)
Jin: (follows Hwo and they disappear up in the sky again)

Jin: Anyway, you're just giving us this?
T4Kaz: Yeah, why the hell not? It could come in handy for your report, right?
Jin: yeah, I guess so
Hwo: bleh! :p

(the phone box drops down outside Hwo's dojo. Jin and Hwo get out, this time, without coughing fits)

T4Kaz: One last tip, if you can't remember what I told you, just look up a number in this phone directory here (produces a really large book with red pages)
Hwo: Hey! Red pages!
T4Kaz: Yeah, we had enough of yellow. Anyway, Jin, make sure you keep your watch winded, Ok?
Jin: Ok
T4Kaz: You got that?
Jin: Got that
T4Kaz: You sure?
Jin: Yes
T4Kaz: Positively?
Jin: YES!
T4Kaz: Good. Bye fo' now (T4Kaz leaves in the phone box, and yet after he leaves, another one drops down in his place)
Hwo: …this is screwed up! This is even weirder then that parade of pink alien chicks with 6 breasts that I saw the other day
Jin: …You were high the other day weren't you?
Hwo: …(looks guilty) yes
Jin: Thought so, anyway, where are we gonna keep this thing?
Hwo: ..(thinks)…I could keep it in my room!
Jin: Hell no! You can't even keep a piece of tissue clean in your room
Hwo: And how!
Jin: I'll keep it round my place, ok?
Hwo: Won't your parents find it?
Jin: Nah, they'll be out. They're always out on nights
Hwo: I wonder where ;D
Jin: DON'T get any thoughts junkie!
Hwo: I'm NOT a junkie! I just like to get high, that's all
Jin: Yeah I bet, help me pick up this thing…

Yes, Jin and Hwo placed their new time machine in the garden of the Mishima household under the guise of midnight (and that it was a modern-artist's viewpoint of lawn furniture). They didn't pay too much attention to it until…

Jin: SHIT!!!!!!!
Hwo: Whoa! Where's the fire?
Jin: OUR HISTORY ORAL'S ARE 2 DAYS AWAY!
Hwo: YES! Finally! And this time, I'm clean down there!
Jin: -_- Hwo?
Hwo: Yes?
(Jin grabs Hwoarang by the collar of his shirt)
Jin: THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES!
Hwo: …Why are you so eager to keep me around anyway?
Jin: I don't care, but there's no way in hell that I'm failing this exam!
Hwo: …oh…*coughfaggotcough*
Jin: I heard that!
Hwo: Damn
Jin: Anyway, this is the moment we really need that time machine
Hwo: The what machine?
Jin: That phone box
Hwo: Oh
(Jin and Hwo go over to the back garden (or 'yard') and find the machine)
Jin: Perfect, still in mint condition
(Jin opens the machine and finds Paul inside)
Paul: So, what are you doing now? …Oh yeah, that feels nice…
Hwo: Hey old man! Get outta there!
Paul: Excuse me for a minute (to Hwo) get lost girly-boy!
Hwo: Why you-
Jin: Allow me Bob
Hwo: Hwoarang!
Jin: Whatever
(Jin gets in the phone box and closes the door. The phone box starts shaking, rattling and rolling around and then stops. Jin opens the door and rolls an unconscious Paul out)
Hwo: Damn, what did you do to him?
Jin: Just made him dizzy. Now get in
Hwo: Be warned, my underwear has electric-wire protection
Jin: Whatever, just get in!
(Hwo gets in the box and closes the door)
Hwo: Hey Jin! There's another card: 'Like A Golden Shower In The Gold Rush? Call 0-800-GOLDSHO
Jin: Anyway, what time period should we visit first?
Hwo: The 80's! Get to see Iron Maiden in concert! #Bring your daughter; bring your daughter, to the slau-aw-aw-aw-ter! #
Jin: …Ah! I know now (looks through the directory and dials the number)
Hwo: Where we going?
Jin: We'll find out soon enough…
(The phone box glows and shoots off up into the sky and through the weird tubes again)
Jin: WHOOOOAAAAAAA!
Hwo: WHAAAAAAT????
Jin: HUUUUHHHHH?????
Hwo: YOU SAID MY NAME DIDN'T YOU?
Jin: NO! I SAID WHOOAAAAA! NOT HWOOOAAAA!
Hwo: OHHH!
(The phone box suddenly lands with a bump)
Jin+Hwo: OW!
Hwo: Dammit!
(Jin opens the door to reveal some greasy alleyway's full of women in rags)
Jin: I wonder what place this is
W.I.R (Woman In Rags): 'Ello me ol' guv'nor, d'ya want the good ol' fashion service or this new fangled sadomasochism thing?
Hwo: Dude!
Jin: I think I know this place now -_-
W.I.R: Eh? What'cha on abaht me ol' Chinese matey?
Jin: Japanese!
W.I.R: Oh, sorry mate
Hwo: (whispering to Jin) Her accent's beginning to scare me
Jin: (whispering back to Hwo) awwww, d'ya want me to hold your hand?
Hwo: (shoving Jin away) ew! Gay ass!
Jin: >:o( Anyway, now we gotta look around for our first person for our history orals
Hwo: Well, I think this lady could help us with the orals
W.I.R: That'll be 3 farthings then
Hwo: …what far things?
Jin: No! We gotta look around for Jack The Ripper
Hwo: Why the hell do we want Jack The Ripper?
Jin: We'll be able to find out who he is
Hwo: We already know who he is!
Jin: Then who is he?
Hwo: Jack The Ripper! Duh!
Jin: …I think I'm losing the will to live
(a girl's scream cries out)
Jin: There he is! (runs to where the scream was, with Hwo walking along after him, leaving the W.I.R on her own)
W.I.R: …#it's a hard knock life for us, it's a hard knock life-#
V.P (Victorian Pimp): Woman better have my money on time, by Jove!

(But anyway, back to Jin and Hwo)
Jack: Right, that's my 3rd dead prostitute this week! Tomorrow, I'll see whom I can find on Whitechapel Road! Tally-ho!
Jin: Hey, wait!
Jack: Oh bugger! I've been caught! I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, and you can't prove anything!
Jin: Relax! We're not the police! We just want you to…hang out with us (can't believe I just said that)
Jack: 'hang out'?
Hwo: Like join us for a spliff or something
Jack: 'Spliff'?
Hwo: (shakes head) Just comes with us! (grabs Jack by the collar and drags him to the phone box)
Jack: Hey! I object to the way I'm treated!
Hwo: It'll get a lot worse if you don't shut up!
Jin: (tuts) Ever the roughneck
(Hwo shoves Jack into the phone box and then he and Jin squeeze in after him)
Hwo: My turn to choose a time period!
Jin: OK, make it a good one
Hwo: (looking through the directory and spots something) O_O oh, don't worry, I will ;D
Jack: I say! What a marvellous contraption!
Hwo: Shut up!
Jack: Alright
(Hwo dials the number and the phone box goes flying once again)
Jack: YAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!
Jin: WHOOOOOAAAAAAAA!
Hwo: JIN IS GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!
Jin: SHUT THE F-
(they land, again with a nasty bump)
Jin: Ow!
Hwo: Ow!
Jack: Ow!
Jin: Can someone open the door?
Hwo: I can't reach it! I'm upside down!
Jack: I can't feel my legs!
(the door finally manages to open and Jin, Hwo and Jack roll out and find themselves in….)
Jin: (looking at a calendar on the wall) 1945? Wait, where are we?
Hwo: Hitler's bunker, before he went cct! (cut throat motion)
Jack: Who?
Hwo: Hey, you! Shut up!
Jack: Okey doke
Jin: What do you know about Hitler?
Hwo: That he'll enter this room in a couple of seconds to blow his brains out
Adolf (from coming into the room): Was ist das?!?
Hwo: Told ya! Anyway, grab him quick!
Jin: (rolls eyes)
Adolf: Ach! Die Englander!
Jin: Japanese actually!
Hwo: I'm Korean
Jack: I'm from Britain, Russia, Poland or America, but it depends on which person you believe
Adolf: Aye carumba!
Jin+Hwo: O_o? (they grab Hitler and throw him in the phone box, then quickly get in themselves, with Jack following)
Adolf: Das Phone?
Jin: Erm, yeah, anyway, where to now?
Jack: Jamaica!
Hwo: California!
Adolf: Brazil!
Jin: ….I'll just choose a place and go there, ok?
Hwo: Sure
Jack: Okey-dokey me ol' mucker!
Adolf: Eh?
(Jin types in a number)
Hwo: Where we going then?
Jin: erm….somewhere
Hwo: (narrows eyes) I'm keeping my eye on you Ji-Hey! A jelly baby! (eats it)
Jin: (rolls eyes)
(more teleportation craziness)
Adolf: AAACHHHHHH SCHIESSE!!!!!!!!
Jin: WWHHAAATTTT?
Hwo: WHO'S A SHYSTER?
Jack: MUST KILL! MUST KILL!
Hwo+Jin: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(Meanwhile, at that place in MGS where you first fight Sniper Wolf, with Meryl nearly half-dead on the floor)
Meryl: It's useless Snake! Go on without me!
Snake: Ok (runs off towards the exit)
Meryl: HEY! Where are you going?
Snake: To get a sniper rifle, I think there was one about a few miles back (leaves)
Meryl: Y'know, this is why I took that psychotherapy!
(fizzing sound)
S.Wolf: Huh?
Meryl: Eh?
(the phonebox appears in mid-air, and is about to drop on Meryl!)
Jin+Hwo+Jack+Adolf: AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!
Meryl: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
<CRUNCH!>
S.Wolf: Ouch! That had to hurt!
Meryl: I'm ok!
(Jin and Hwo walk out)
Hwo: Erm, where the hell are we? And why is it so damn cold?
Jin: (looking around) erm….does this place look familiar to you?
Hwo: Not really, why?
Jin: Have you ever played Metal Gear Solid?
Hwo: Stop asking me stuff I don't know
Jin: Erm, Hwo? I think we're on Shadow Moses
Hwo: Nah, we landed on that injured redhead
Jin: Say what? (looks down) OW! >_<
Meryl: Get this thing off me!
Hwo: (shrugs) you're the boss! (Drags the box off Meryl)
Meryl: OW! Not like that!
Hwo: Well, how then? (Ungrateful little-)
Meryl: I heard that!
Jin: (sighs) I'll do it (picks up the phonebox and places it to one side)
Meryl: Thanks, now could one of you get me the hell outta here?
Jin: hmmm, are you thinking what I'm thinking Hwo?
Hwo: I dunno, Xiaoyu may not accept lard as a perfect lubricant
Jin: :annoy: NO! I'm thinking maybe we should take Meryl with us!
Hwo: eh, that ok with you guys?
Jack: Very much so! :D
Adolf: Ich liebe Meryl!
Hwo: guess that settles it then. Meryl, get in the box
Jin: Erm, she's been shot in both legs and her arm
Hwo: So?
Jin: (shakes his head and picks Meryl up) Y'know, maybe later we could 'snuggle'
Meryl: I had psychotherapy, so I'm immune to your come-ons
Jin: Damn
Hwo: (points at Jin)  Ha-ha!
S.Wolf: (from her hidey-hole) what the hell are they doing?
(All 5 peeps get in the phonebox)
Meryl: OW! Watch my wounds!
Jack: I need to scratch my nose!
Hwo: Shut up you!
Jack: Okey-dokers
Hwo: Anyway, it's my turn to choose a time thingamajig now!
Jin: (sighs) make a sensible choice Hwo
(Hwo types in a number and the phonebox disappears)
S.Wolf: Damn! Anyway's, where's Snake?
Otacon: (appearing from nowhere) h-hey W-Wolf!
S.Wolf: Hal! Aren't you looking handsome or what?
Otacon: p-perhaps
S.Wolf: hmm, is that a Gundam Wing boxset in your pants or are you just pleased to see me? ;)
Otacon: er..
Snake: (over Codec) say 'I wouldn't mind playing with your boxset
Otacon: er…I w-wouldn't mind p-playing with y-your b-boxset
S.Wolf: Ooh, naughty :*)
Tekk: Erm, back to the story now!

(flying through time)
Jin: WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Hwo: EEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAHHH!!!
Adolf: ACK! DER PAUL PHOENIX!
Meryl: Is there any reason why you're all screaming?
Hwo: Not really, it's just good fun-
Jin: Plus it lets out your rage, y'know, Primal Scream Therapy
Adolf: Ya, gut……(Idioten)
Jack: What'chu say?
Meryl: (sighs and leans against  wall)
Hwo: Hey, doesn't that hurt
Meryl: Yes, very badly
Hwo: Oh…….

(phone box lands something and a snap is heard)
Meryl: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hwo: Huh?
Jack: oh bugger!
Jin: Ugh! That's sooooooooo British!
Hwo: and cheesy
Adolf: und 'out of style'
Hwo: …you speak English?
Adolf: Er…nein?
Hwo: …oooookkkkkaaaayyyyyy
Jin: (looking out of window) Hey, it's us!
Hwo: Huh? Oh yeah!
Jack+Adolf+Meryl: blergh!
Jin: Er, you 3 stay here, Hwo and me are gonna meet ourselves, k?
Jack: (staring at Meryl's….yeah) sure, yeah, whatever you say
Hwo: Hey, isn't that your quote Jin?
Jin: …just get out already!

…and we're gonna take a few steps past the whole dealie to the funniest part of the 2 meeting each other…

Hwo2: Excuse me, but who the hell are you?
Hwo: I'm you!
Hwo2: You are?
Hwo: Yeah!
Hwo2: Prove it! Guess what number I'm thinking of
Hwo: You're not thinking of a number, you're thinking about boning Julia

(everyone looks at Hwo2 strangely)

Hwo2: Oh yeah, like you haven't though of it before…JIN!
Jin2: ehehehehe ^_^;;; so it's proven, you guys are us
Hwo: well, duh!

…and now to what Hwo and Jin were talking in a huddle to T4Kaz about…

T4Kaz: You guys haven't got long, you only got 3 more hours
Jin: (looks at watch) nah, we got 13
T4Kaz: ….you forgot to wind it didn't you?
Jin: er….
T4Kaz: DIDN'T YOU????
Jin: Yes! I forgot! Jeez!
Hwo: Don't worry, I'll sort this out (calling over to Hwo2) Hey! Don't forget to wind your watch!
Hwo2: Eh? I don't have a watch!
Hwo: Oh, erm, Jin?
Jin2: I got'cha
Hwo: Cool!
Jin: Now, we better go, thanks dad!
T4Kaz: You're welcome (you damned cheap imitation)

(Hwo and Jin get back in the booth)

Meryl: So, what was that about?
Jin: Oh, nothing, just had to talk to ourselves
Meryl: …riiiiiigggght
Hwo: hey, don't be such a wicked
Jin: eh?
Jack: What?
Adolf: Was?
Meryl: huh?
Hwo: …nothing -_-
Jin: Whose turn is it now?
Jack: Mine!
Adolf: Nein!
Hwo: Mine!
Jin: er, you took us here Hwo
Hwo: Yeah, but this place sucks! I wanna another go!
Jin: Tough crap! It's my call!
Hwo: Like Meryl's sexuality it is!
Meryl: EX-CUUUSE ME?!?
Hwo: ^_^;;;;;

And here is a brief moment inside Jin's room…

(Eddy's T3 music is playing, along with the sound of creaking and groans)
Jun: Oh yeah, stick it in there!
Kazuya: (straining) you sure?
Jun: (out of breath)Yes! Come on! Stick it in there now!
Kazuya: eeeeee-yah! There! Finally fitted that final board in!
Jun: Jin will definitely like these new shelves! ^_^
Kazuya: (mumbling) he better…
 

And now, after that sexual innuendo, back to the story
 

Hwo: It's my turn!
Jin: No! My turn!
Jack: How about we all have a turn?
Everyone: SHUT UP JACK!
Jack: Okey dokey!
Meryl: I'll do it
Jin: You don't know how to work it -_-
Meryl: I can handle it!
Jack: ooh, feisty one aren't we?
Adolf: ;)
Meryl: :mad:
Jin: Look, I'll just choose a place, ok?
Everyone: Fine!
(Jin punches in number, but has a problem with the last digit)
Jin: dammit! The 8 key won't work!
Hwo: lemme try (hammers the 8 key until it's stuck. Alarm rings within the phonebox)
Hwo: er…..oops?
Jin: Why you (throttles Hwo)
Hwo: gack!-ark!-cack!
Meryl: hey, let go of him! Strangling him won't solve anything!
Jin: Like hell it will!
Meryl: (pulls Jin's hands off Hwo's throat)
Jin: :mad:
Jack: Guess we're stuck here now then!
Adolf: Ach!! NEEEIIINNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hwo: What's up Schicklgruber?
Adolf: :annoy: (various german curses)
Hwo: ….yeah
Jin: What we need to do now, is wait until we land somewhere and seen if we can try and get back home after that.
(loud crash and shudder, with everyone falling over each other again)
Hwo: Whoa! Nice cleavage!
Jack: Thank you ^_^
Hwo: AAGH!
Jin: Took quicker then expected, let's go check out the scenery…

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…Yes, and now back with our 2 zero's-I mean-heroes!

(At a shopping mall)
Hwo: Erm, where the hell are we?
Meryl: A shopping mall you idiot!
Hwo: (sarcastically) No! Really?! What I mean is where the hell is this mall?
Adolf: Bah! United States!
Jin: Don't worry about it, besides, I'm just gonna get some munchables, k?
Meryl: Ok
Jack: Okey-dokey
Adolf: Prima!
Hwo: Eh -_-
(Jin walks into a nearby coffee shop)
Attendant 1: (in American accent) Yes sir, how can I help you?
Jin: Erm, I'd like a pastrami sandwich…
Attendant 1: (to Attendant 2) 1 PASTRAMI SANDWICH!
Attendant 2: Von pastrami sammich!
Jin: …a cheese and onion bagel…
Attendant 1: 1 CHEESE AND ONION BAGEL!
Attendant 2: Von chveese and oneeon bagel
Jin: …and a cappuccino
Attendant 1: AND 1 CAPPUCCINO!
Attendant 2: Von frappuccino
Attendant 1: Ok, your order will be ready soon
Jin: Wait, I ordered a cappuccino
Attendant 1: That's right
Jin: But she said frappucino, that isn't what I ordered
Attendant 1: Are you questioning the system?
Jin: Huh?
Attendant 2: Don't kvestion dee system!
Jin: But I-
Attendant 1: Listen, we have a great system! You order, we deliver, you go off with your order- DON'T SCREW WITH THE SYSTEM!
Attendant 2: Don't schrvew weeth de system!
Jin: I know, but-
Attendant 2: Ok, order's ready! Von pastrami sammich (places bag containing sandwich on counter) von chveese and oneeon bagel (places another bag on counter) and a skinny Filipino (places a young Oriental man beside the counter)
Jin: WTF?
Attendant 1: Would you like chocolate on that?
Jin: Actually, I think I'll just take the 'all you can eat for $3' offer
Attendant 1: Ok (places slice of bread on counter)
Jin: Hey, I wanted the 'all you can eat for $3' offer!
Attendant 1: That IS all you can eat for $3!
Jin: (sighs and leaves) never go to a Starbucks ever again!

Meanwhile, Hwo's been making conversation….

Hwo: So, Mr Ripper
Jack: Please call me…(loud parade goes by, drowning out Jack's voice)…or 'Jack' for short
Hwo: Er, Ok, Jack, ever thought about your dream woman?
Jack: Oh sure, blonde hair..
Hwo: Ah yeah
Jack: Full, pouting red lips
Hwo: oh yeah :D
Jack: Magnificently pert breasts
Hwo: Definitely pert breasts!
Jack: And a pair of legs that could seduce a monk
Hwo: whoo baby! [psycho] bit unreal though
Jack: I know, but with what cosmetic surgery can do in this modern time era…
Hwo: (thoughts: wherever this era is!)
Jack: …I can guarantee that one visit to a surgeon and I'll be looking FANTASTIC!
Hwo: Say what?
Jack: You know, the pouting lips, breasts to suffocate woodland creatures, etc
Adolf: :eek:
Meryl: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Hitler
Jin: (returns) Ok, let's leave
Hwo: What about the munchables man?
Jin: The stores here are weird
Attendant 1: (in the distance) Ey! You forgot your order!
Hwo: (looking in the distance) say, is that a skinny frappuccino?
Jin: …just get into the phone booth
Meryl: Oh great! I get to feel squashed again, and amongst 2 strange Asian guys, a mentally-disturbed sexual murderer and the leader of the Third Reich and German Chancellor from 1933 to 1945.
Adolf: Sieg Heil!
(everyone squishes into the machine)
Jin: Come on! We gotta get one more historical figure- we only have 1 hour!
Hwo: Stop stressing man! Jeez, I don't see what Ling loves about you
Jin: 2 words, 9 inches
Hwo: 2 words, Bull-shi-
Jin: Just enter in a time period!
Hwo: Fine, fine (flips through the directory) Hey! A phone sex 3-some with Cleopatra, Violette Szabo and Eve!
Jin: grrrrr (dark patterns on his forehead begin to fade up)
Hwo: Ok, Ok! (punches in a number at random)
Meryl: I still have a nuclear crisis to sort out!
Jin: hey, just leave Solid Snake up to it, he can sort things out

(at the top of Communications Tower B)
Liquid Snake: (in Hind D) GRAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! (blasts a helluva lotta bullets)
Solid Snake: Damn! (calls on Codec) Mei Ling! I need help!
Mei Ling: Er, um, remember the old saying 'man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails'.
Solid Snake: ….thanks, but I think I'll just use the Stinger
Mei Ling: But-
Solid Snake: And save my progress ASAP!
Mei Ling: (sticks tongue out at Snake)
Solid Snake: cheeky bint!

Yep, they just needed one more historical figure, but they're running out of time as the other losers-er, students at their school file into the main hall for the oral history exam, and giving our 2 noble, placed-in-many-yaoi's heroes support are their friends, Julia and Ling.

Julia+Ling: (waving banners saying 'Jin+Bob will fail) #WHO ARE GONNA CHOKE? WHO ARE GONNA CHOKE? JIN AND BOB ARE! JIN AND BOB ARE! THEY ARE GONNA CHOKE!#

Hey, I said support!

Ling: Hey, they said many naughty thing about us, so why should we?

C'mon! nearly anyone would wanna hop on the good foot and do the bad thing wit' ya's

Ling: (starry eyes) really?
Julia: (smacks Ling upside the head) a-hem!
Ling: Oh-er, I mean, PERVERT!
Julia: :D
Teacher (Ms Knickerbocker): (smoking cigarette) where the hell are Jin and Hworu…no, Wha, er…Hu…BOB?!
Snotty Student: (slurred voice) Mish, I thinksh it'sh me firsht!
Teacher: …have you been at the gin in my cupboard?
S.Student: No, I jush have a bad lispth….what gin in your cuspboard?
Teacher: ^_^;;;;; oh, no gin, no gin at all
S.Student: But-
Teacher: Now run along, you've got your presentation to do firsht-I mean, first!
S.Student: *sniff* it'sh a pain that never endsh :(

Ok, so where are our heroes now you ask? Erm……welll……let's just sing a song, #I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves-get get get on your nerves!#

(phonebox lands)
Jin: Ow
Hwo: Oof!
Jack: urgh!
Adolf: Ach!
Meryl: Ooh!
Jin: Ouch
Hwo: Agh
Jack: Eek
Adolf: Ew!
Meryl: Blaargh!
Jin: Can we stop these shenanigans now?
Hwo: Ourgh!- Oh, sorry U_U
Jin: -_- (opens the door) O_O guys, take a look at this
Hwo: (looks) Bugger me!
Shonen-Ai Fangirls (and the odd guy): (hoping it's a request to Jin)
Jin: :mad:
S-A Fangirls: (look innocent)
Odd Guy: I regret nothing!
Hwo: (thoughts: Mental note- destroy yaoi, end yaoi, kill Jin, get anger management therapy)
Jin: (thoughts: Mental note- get A on history exam, kill Keanu Reeves and that other guy, humiliate Hwoarang by circulating pictures of his butt, sue Tekkenicus)

^_^;;;;;;;;

Jack: Damn, that world out there is crazy!
Adolf: Ja!
Meryl: Er, guys? I think I know where we are?
Hwo: Disneyland?
Meryl: No, it's some kind of secret nuclear base, and within these buildings there must be some kind of machine that could end the entire world!
Jin: No, Hwoarang's right, this is Disneyland! This is a well-publicised theme park with many rides related to Disney cartoons and movies along with people dressed in big suits that resemble Disney characters, located in California.
Hwo: I thought it was in Florida
Jin: No, that's Disney World
Hwo:  Oh….what about that one in France?
Jin: Euro-Disneyland
Jack: *sniff* I always dreamed of a place like this!
Adolf: Ich liebe Mickey Mouse!
Meryl: Can you speak English please?
Adolf: Nein Madchen!
Meryl: I wish I never came now
Hwo: Oh, you 'came' now did you?
Meryl: (holds handgun beside the side of Hwo's head) yes, got a problem with that?
Hwo: (gulps) no, not at all
Meryl: Good (removes gun)
Jin: Ok, famous historical figure…
Walt Disney: #Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work I go!#
Jin: Bingo! Quick! Close the door!
Hwo: Why?
Jin: You'll see, now shut it!
Hwo: (closes door)
Walt: *whistles tune*#Hi-ho, hi-ho-hi-ho-hi…oh? Where did this payphone come from? Hey! Andy! Did you place this payphone here?
Andy: (in Donald Duck suit) bwa-bwuh-bwaack! BwackbwackBWAACK!!!!!
Walt: Andy, you need a vacation. Hey Joe! What about you?
Joe: (in Goofy suit, speaking in a slack-jaw accent) who, me? Ghyuck hyuck!
Walt: -_- what about you Mickey?
Mickey: #Cos it's a THRILLER!!!!!! Thriller night!#
Walt: Is everyone around me gone insane??????/
Jin: Now!
Walt: Huh? Waagh! (is suddenly grabbed and pulled into the phonebox before, once again, it flies off into the sky)

Walt: What's going on?
Jin: Mr Disney, would you mind giving a speech about yourself in the future?
Walt: I dunno, does it contradict the Disney rights?
Jin: …no
Walt: Ok, it's a deal then
Hwo: hehe, I like Donald Duck
Walt: Do you have the copyrights to mention my creations?
Hwo: Er, no, but-
Walt: Then don't make me sue you!
Hwo: Ok, ok, jeez (muttering) asshole
Meryl: So, are we done yet?
Adolf: Ja, 'are we done yet'?
Jack: blah
Jin: Yep, now for the presentation, hope we get there in time..

(back at the school)
S.Student: Sho you shee, Alexandther the Great was indeed a tougth man
(smattering of applause)
S.Student: Thanksth yous (goes back stage)
Julia: Where's Jin and Bob? I want to humiliate them!
Ling: (stands up swinging scarf around) THEY'RE GONNA CHOOOOKKEEEE! (gets pulled back down into her seat by Julia)
Julia: Not yet!
Ling: Oh, sorry
(crowd chuckles at the 2)
Julia: :wasted:

(backstage)
Teacher: (with 10 cigarettes) WHERE ARE THEY????????!!!!!!!
Kid: (shivering) I-I-I-I-I-I dunno miss
Teacher: (grabs him) You better find them or…you'll be sleeping with the Fishes!
Cheerleaders (the <high school name> fishes): Hi *giggle*
Kid: ^_^ er, I'll try my best (goes off to search)

Baek: Where could Bob be? He needs this unless he doesn't want to go off to the army
Jun: That's strange, where's Jin?
Kazuya: I dunno baby *pats Jun's butt*
Jun: *giggle* oh you!
Baek: (tuts) grubby perverts

(back  with the chokers)
Meryl: …so, we just introduce ourselves and do something special?
Jin: yeah, more or less
Adolf: Ah, einfach!
Jack: I can do that.
Walt: Yep, I'm in
Meryl: I might as well do so
Hwo: yes! We're gonna get a-HMPH!
Jin: Don't jinx it!

(back at the school hall)
Some Kid: …and that's how 'Welcome To The Jungle' by Guns N' Roses beat the Redcoats at the battle of Saratoga
Audience: O_o (smattering of applause)
S.K: Thank you- come on guys, let's get some tacos
Guys: Brutal!
Teacher: (whole mouth filled with cigarettes)
Kid: Ms Knickerbocker! Ms Knickerbocker!
Teacher: Hmph-mmf-mmf?
Kid: What?
Teacher: (coughs out cigarettes) what is it?
Kid: I've found Jin and Hwo, and some other people
Teacher: YES! (kisses the kid) I am so damn proud of you! Meet me in the broom cupboard in a few minutes
Kid: I'm there! *runs off*
Jin: Hey Miss
Hwo: Yo
Teacher: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Hwo: -
Jin: (whispering to Hwo) don't say anything
Teacher: Anyway, get on stage! You better have a good presentation
Jin: Don't worry, we do.
Hwo: Yo, Jack, Ad, Meryl and Walt, gerrova here!
Teacher: (gobsmacked as Jack the Ripper, Adolf Hitler, Meryl and Walt Disney walk past)
Meryl: What? Never seen infamous historical figures before?

(on stage)
Some guy: And now our final piece, Jin Kazama and Yung Poon Tang's presentation
Audience: O_O!!!!!
Some guy: Oh, sorry, Jin Kazama and Hwoarang's presentation
Julia+Ling: CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE! CHOKE!
Jin: :mad:
Hwo: Hey, you know you're dying for a piece of the Bobster
Julia: Yuck, no! :wasted:
Ling: well…:rolleyes:
Jin: Anyway, Ladies and Gentlemen! We present some of the most infamous characters of history, and the female soldier of the future!
Hwo: First, we present Jack The Ripper, who butchered 5 prostitutes in the East End of London brutally and sent some of the remains to Scotland Yard
Jack: Hello
Audience: *shudder*
Jin: So, Jack, first things first, let's get this settled, what is your real name?
Jack: Jack. D. Ripper, or 'Jack' for short
Hwo: -_-
Jin: Er, yeah, so how did you kill your victims
Jack: Well, I basically just cut their throats, then cut through them, searching for their womb for my womb collection
Hwo: It's a hobby?
Jack: Well, collecting butterflies is boring innit?
Audience: :eek:
Jin: Also, I heard that you actually killed 2 more victims in a nearby town
Jack: Oh no, that was just a copycat killer, after my 5th victim, I went to America to perform in theatre productions. I do a really good Lady Macbeth y'kno-
Hwo: Erm, thanks Jack. Now, our next figure (whispering to Jack) sit over there
Jack: Ok (sits on a seat on a corner of a stage, close to Ling & Julia) Helloo laddeez! :evil:
Ling+Julia: *gulp*
Jin: Our next figure is the guy who brought us Aladdin, The Little Mermaid and Lilo & Stitch
(guy in the audience jumps with his arm in the air)
Jin: You there, jumping up and down
Guy: Is it Jim Henson?
Jin: …….no! It's Walt Disney!
Guy: Oh…(leaves)
Hwo: *coughtosspotcough*
(Walt makes his appearance)
Walt: Hello everyone, I'm Walt Disney, creator of Oswald The Lucky Rabbit and Mortimer Mouse, who I changed to Mickey Mouse
Audience: Ooooooooh-Aaaaaaaaah
Jin: Well, you've broken the ground of many animations- making the first full-colour movie Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, along with classics like Bambi and 101 Dalmatians, you-
Walt: ERK! (keels over)
Audience: O_O!!!!
Hwo: (checks for pulse) damn, he's dead!
Audience: #Well I ain't never seen an animator diiiieeeeee!!!#
Hwo: This is no times for jokes! He's dead! The Disney guy! *sobs*
Jin: (patting Hwo on the back) there there, don't worry, there's always Warner Brothers
Hwo: *sniff* there is?
Jin: Yes, there is
Hwo: Yay! ^_^
Jin: Now, our next historical figure caused the Second World War and the Holocaust where 6 million people were killed
Guy 2: George W.Bush?
Jin: ….shut up! It's Adolf Hitler
Adolf: (comes running out) HELLLOOOOOOOO! ICH HABE ADOLF!
Audience: Booooooo!!!
Adolf: (in German accent) ach! Shove it up your Arsch!
Jin: So, you started the Second World War
Adolf: No, the Polish did!
Hwo: Oh, stop the disguise, we all know you started it!
Adolf: No! really! The Polish did! One of them said I had a smelly moustache, so I invaded Poland to kick the crap outta him, then one things leads to the other and then those English gits start a war, and I'm like 'bring it on biznitches!'
Hwo: …how come you never spoke English when we found you?
Adolf: I just wanted to screw around with your heads
Hwo+Jin: -_-
Ling+Julia: :lol:
Jin: You also won the German Chancellor position with threats and fixing…
Adolf: I won it fair and square!
Jin: …went against the Treaty of Versailles…only good thing you did actually
Adolf: (looks smug)
Jin: …oh, and killing millions of Jews- where did your Anti-Semitism come from?
Adolf: Well, this guy was Jewish, and he kept blabbing in Hebrew, I didn't like it so that's where I came up with my anti-Semitic deals
Hwo: When was the Hebrew blabbering?
Adolf: During my friend's bar mitzvah
Hwo+Jin: -_-
Jin: Ok, go sit with Jack
Adolf: (walks over and sits next to Jack)
Jin: …and now finally, the female soldier of the future!
Meryl: (comes cart-wheeling out and takes out 2 lights with a FAMAS)
Audience: WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Hwo: So, what's the deal with the soldier of the future?
Meryl: Well, I got added psychotherapy to get rid of my interest in men to keep my mind focused on missions
Hwo: Oh really ;) (seductively)
Meryl: …yes
Hwo: Well…did I ever tell you that you have brilliant eyes?
Meryl: (blushes) er, no, you didn't
Hwo: Well, I just did
Meryl: *giggles*
Jin: (whispering) Hwo, not now!
Hwo: (whispering back) hey, I'm in the zone here! Don't ruin it
Meryl: What was that?
Hwo: Oh, nothing, nothing.
Meryl: Y'know you're pretty cute for a kid
Hwo: Why, thank you
Meryl: Not to mention *cough* well-endowed
Audience: Whhhooooooooooo!

…Being so kind, here's a choice of endings.

Hwo: Er, which one's gonna be the actual ending of what happens to me and Jin?

The good one.

Jin: Thank God!
Hwo: or Buddha
Jin: and Buddha
Hwo: Or Allah
Jin: and Allah
Hwo: or Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva, that elephant guy….er….Ganesh! Oh, and Hanuman, Harry Krishna, that warrior guy with the 10 arms from that story of Diwali, and Zeus and-
Jin: *shoves a sock into Hwo's mouth*
Hwo: MMF! MMFPH MMPH MMMMMMMMFFFFFFF!!!
Jin: ah, music to my ears ^_^
The Bad Ending (oh bugger).

Guy In The Audience: This performance sucks!
Audience: Yeah! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hwo: Hey, shove it up your ass you motherf**kers!
Audience: *gasp* O_O!!!!!!!!!
Jin: Oh crap
Meryl: Oh sh*t
Adolf: Ach Schiesse!
Jack: Well, bugger me!
Teacher: I can't believe you'd use such language!
Hwo: C'mon! it's not as if we're performing in front of the Mormons!
Teacher: Er…actually, you are.
Hwo: We are?
Jin: Couldn't you see the white shirts and black ties?
Hwo: I thought that was the school uniform.
Teacher: Well, for such use of dirty language, I'm failing both of you!
Hwo+Jin: WHAAT?!?!
Baek: And Hwo, pack your bags, you're going to the Army first thing tomorrow morning!
Hwo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY GOD?! WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Jin: C'mon, it isn't that bad!
Jun: Jin…
Jin: Yes mom?
Jun: er…Jin….I dunno quite how to say this, but er…
Kazuya: I'll say it- Jin, your mother's going to have another child.
Jin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ling: So am I, and it's your child! remember that night at the school dance last month?
Jin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julia: And according to Tekken Fashion Magazine™, flame-pattern pants, orange jackets, black and white gi's and blue hoodies are out of fashion and replaced by Heihachi's diaper look.
Jin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hwo: Damn, life's a bitch
Jin: Don't I know it *sniff*
Hwo: *looks at Jin*
Jin: *looks at Hwo*
Jin: Oh, Hwoarang! I love you!
Hwo: I love you too my little devil! *grabs Jin and gives him a French kiss*
Jin: :*) *giggles* I know a good broom closet somewhere where we could go and sha-

Hwo: Oh God no! :mad: (takes the ending out and stamps on it
Jin: Damn, that's a really sick ending!

I told you it was bad. But now, here's the good ending

Jin: Hope it isn't as sick as the bad ending :wasted:

The Good Ending (#happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess!#)

Hwo: Erm, yes Meryl *ahem* I am pretty endowed in that sector, but finally, what do you think our performance should get?
Meryl: An A+, cos we've been through a helluva lotta trouble to get this far!
Teacher: You have?
Meryl: Yes, and if you don't give them the grade then I'll have to explain to the teaching committee how your cause of death was that you were driving along the road when suddenly a phonebox landed on top of you!
Teacher: *gulps* er, well done boys, you get your A+
Hwo+Jin: YES! (high 5)
Audience: YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
Baek: Well Hwoarang, now that you've got an A, I guess I won't send you to the army after all
Hwo: Thanks Sensei
Jun: Oh, and Jin?
Jin: Yes mom?
Jun: Me and your father put up those shelves you wanted ^_^
Jin: Yes! Thanks Okaasan
Jun: Don't forget your father
Kazuya: (folds arms)
Jin: Oh, er :confused: thanks Otousan
Kazuya: *smirks*
Ling: Well Julia, they never choked
Julia: Damn, guess I do owe you that King+Craig yaoi story now then
Ling: Yes, so stop shirking and get working!
Julia *grumbles*

(outside the petrol station)
Jin: Well, Hwoarang, ol' buddy, we get to hang out again
Hwo: Ooh, can't bear to see my ass go?
Jin: Dude! Shut the hell up!
Hwo: hahahaha
T4Kaz: Hello gentlemen
Jin: Agh! T4 Dad!
Hwo: And he's still ugly!
T4Kaz: :mad: anyway, I sent the historical figures back to their own timelines
Jin: Good thing too, I wonder what they're doing now
Hwo: Yeah, especially Meryl…

(at Shadow Moses)
Meryl: Yes! I'm back, now to help Snake against Liquid and-
Liquid: Hey, it's that Meryl chick!
Meryl: Oh crap!
Liquid: *grabs Meryl* I'll need you for later
Meryl: Oh bugger!

(back at the petrol station)
T4Kaz: Well, I'm glad I helped you, after all, if you weren't together, Tekken would lose half its fan base- the crazy yaoi-writing fangirls.
Jin: Well, there's the difference between men and women…
Hwo: Guys like to watch girl-on-girl, but the ladies prefer writing about guy-on-guy?
Jin: er, that's one, but er-
Hwo: Anyway, is that the only reason your ass helped us get an A?
T4Kaz: More or less, I need it to preserve the future of T4 and my job!
Hwo+Jin: What a selfish bastard!
T4Kaz: And day-am proud of it! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *disappears*
Jin: -_-;;;
Hwo: O_o;;;; I'm off to smoke some spliffs
Jin: Wait for me!

Hwo: Much better, though that T4Kazuya's a right bitch!
T4Kaz: Don't make me Kecho Kick you!
Jin: *reading Rurouni Kenshin* hehehehehehe, rip-off
Tekk: If only I had access to that manga ;_; …..Ah well! *Reading Akira Volume 1* Oh, and now for the special ending…
 

The Special Ending (oooooohhhhh-aaaaahhhhh!)

Hwo: Erm, yes Meryl *ahem* I am pretty endowed in that sector, but finally-
Meryl: Eurgh…I don't feel too good
Hwo: Well, you do have a bit of a belly but-
Jack: Yuck! Me feet are wet in…ewww!
Meryl: Oh god! My water's broken!
Hwo: Erm, anyone know how to fix some water?
Guy in audience: You jerk! She's having a baby!
Hwo: She's having a baby?!
Meryl: I'm having a baby?
Adolf: Sie haben eine Kinder?
Jin: Kanojo wa-wait, I can speak English- She's having a baby?
Audience: Yes! She's having a baby!
Hwo: Oh crap!
Meryl: Oh shi-aaaaagh! My contractions have started
Jin: How did this start all so sudden?
T4Kaz: (appearing from backstage) Hi everybody!
Audience: HI TEKKEN-4 KAZUYA!
Jin: T4Dad! Ya gotta help me! Meryl's having a baby!
T4Kaz: She's having a baby?
Meryl: YES! I AM HAVING A BABY!
T4Kaz: Ok, someone hold her hand…er…Bob, you do it!
Hwo: Me? Why me?
T4Kaz: Cos you knocked her up.
Hwo: I did?!
Meryl: He did?!
T4Kaz: Well, if you weren't gonna find out now, you'd find out in the future- I just went there and foresaw it
Meryl: Oh great!
T4Kaz: Anyway, Hwo, hold her hand. Meryl, take deep breaths, and Jin?
Jin: Yes?
T4Kaz: Get out of my way, there's a payphone behind you
Jin: Oh (gets out of the way)

One hospital call later, we move to the maternity ward room.

Doctor Boskonovitch: Don't worry, you won't feel a thing….until the baby actually starts coming out.
Meryl: This is all your fault Bob! Tch! Men! They never do anything in birth
Hwo: Well, It's not as if the doctors could make a replacement womb inside me, place the baby in there so I can give birth can it?
Doctor B: Er, we just pioneered that operation yesterday sir
Hwo: Say what?
Meryl: Well, get your asses started on him!
Doctor B: Can't do it whilst you're already giving birth
Hwo: *sigh of relief*
Meryl: Oh, for the love of-
Doctor B: Push!
Meryl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(outside the ward)
Ling: Jin, where do babies come from?
Jin: Nobody told you already?
Ling: Nah, I was kicked out of Sex Ed for giggling at drawings of men's pe-
Jin: I get the picture! >_< well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they tend to get certain urges…
T4Kaz: Dads especially
Jun: and sometimes the Mom's
Jin: Wait a minute, you were the dominant factor?
Jun: Well, you saw your father in the rubber mask
Jin: …oh yeah, where is Dad anyway?
Jun: He's busy in the elderly ward, trying to pull the plug out of your grandfather's life support machine

Yes! Give this fic a lawsuit from the 'Tekken Committee™' why don't you?!?

Jun: :annoy: shaddap you! Befo' I kick the overloving piss outta yo' face

(whimpering) yes Mrs Jun

Julia: They've been in there for ages! How long does it take for a baby to be born?
Jin: Ask your mother
Ling: (whispering to Jin) she was adopted
Jin: Oh, I'm sorry
Julia: It's ok, oh, and Jin?
Jin: Yes?
Julia: (ff+1's Jin)
Jin: :wasted:

(back in the ward)
Meryl: How much longer is this going to take?!
Doctor B: Not too long, I can just about see the top of its head. You'll need to push harder
Hwo: Doc! She's already broken all the bones in my left hand! And I need my right one!
Doctor B: What for?
Hwo: Erm….writing :confused: yes, that'll do
Meryl: I need SOMETHING to hold onto!
Hwo: Erm…here! Hold onto this lump of coal
Meryl: O_o
Hwo: Just do it!
Meryl: Fine, fine
Doctor B: Now push with all your might!
Meryl: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH! (pushes, crunching the coal, then stop. Meryl opens her palm to reveal a diamond)
Meryl: You got any more coal?
Hwo: Here's a whole sack (places sack of coal next to Meryl)
Meryl: This almost makes up for knocking me up
Hwo: Almost?
Doctor B: Don't argue, it's bad for the health.

(back outside the ward)
T4Kaz: Those screams of pain…so bleak…such strife…such reminds me of the dark depression of living
Jin: That's poetic man….but we're only playing 'I-spy'
T4Kaz: Ok, ok, I-spy-with-my-little-eye-something-beginning-with 'L'
Jin: Ling?
T4Kaz: Nope
Jin: (spots 2 hospital staff carrying a medical case) Liver?
T4Kaz: Nope
Julia: Loser?
T4Kaz: Give that girl a trophy!
Jin: Huh? I don't see a lose-oh, ha ha ha, very funny :annoy:
(Doctor B comes out of the ward, looking solemn)
Jun: What happened Doctor?
Doctor B: *sighs* Ms Kazama, Mr Kazama, Ling *drools*, oh Julia *salivates*
Jin: Erm…Doctor Boskonovitch?
Doctor B: mmmm, such sweet tasting-
Jin: YO! BOSKO! What about Meryl?
Doctor B: Huh? Oh *wipes drool* she's successfully had a little baby boy. You can go in and see her if you want
T4Kaz: 'Preciate it Doc! (shoves a wad of paper in the doctor's pockets)
Jin: (whispering) what did you just give him?
T4Kaz: (replying in whisper too) Julia & Ling hentai
Jin: O_O
T4Kaz: What? It's rampant! Like a Jin+Hwoarang Yaoi
Jin: Don't remind me! >_<

(Jin, T4Kaz, Jun, Ling and Julia walk into the ward and to Meryl's bed)
Jun: aww, such a cute little boy
Meryl: Isn't he? :)
Ling: Hey, he looks a lot like Hwoarang!
T4Kaz: Oh, that reminds me, must time-travel 2 hours backwards back to the school hall to tell y'all that it's Hwoarang's child (dashes off)
Jin: …that is one strange man
Julia: What are you going to call him?
Meryl: Diamond
Jin+Jun+Ling+Julia: Diamond?!
Hwo: Yeah! We made a fortune in diamonds when Meryl held onto these lumps of coal! I gotta knock her up more!
Meryl: Well, tough cookies! I'm going to get my tubes tied after this!
Hwo: Oooohh, alright! …..hey Ling! Julia!
Ling+Julia: No way!
Hwo: >_<!!
Jin: So, Diamond Silverburgh…strange name for a boy
Meryl: Diamond's his middle name, his first name's David
Jin: Why David?
Meryl: It's Solid Snake's real name…..oh god! I forgot! I gotta help him!!! Can anyone here babysit?
Hwo: I ca-
Meryl: Not you!
Hwo: Hey! It's my baby too!
Meryl: You're coming with me!
Hwo: Huh?!
Jun: I'll take care of him
Meryl: Good, now come along Bob! (grabs Hwoarang by the wrist and leads him out of the ward) now where's that phonebox?
Hwo: Jin! HEEEEEELLLLPPPP!
Jin: *shrugs* what can I do?

Hwo: Damn, that ending sucked!
Jin: Hey, least it didn't really happen
Hwo: Don't think Tekk's endeared himself to the female population after that ending
Jin: Why's that?
Hwo: Look who's being tied to the stake.

C'mon ladies! I was only joking! No! put away the matches! No! no! NOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!