Last time, our heroic leader, Kaz-

Kazuya: Grrrrr

-Kazuya was trapped in an underground lair by Nina and Anna Williams and submitted to the torture of Anna's Shower scene in the Tekken Anime (he does get horny, but not over that), but luckily Yoshimitsu, a member of our heroic team, saved him. But in the rescue operation, it cost the gang a member of their group, Steve Fox. Who was shot dead by an unknown assassin

"But I wasn't dead!" moans Steve

(ignores Steve)
And so, our gang recruited Hwoarang in the moment of Steve's departure, and now they find themselves near the Mishima Zaibatsu at the Akibahara, where the Jacks and Yoshimitsu's hand was made, along with where Dr Boskonovitch worked at..

"Y'know, I heard this was where Dr Boskonovitch did that refit on Jack to make Jack-2, and that modification that made P.Jack look less like a mass of metallic crap and more of a mass of metallic crap that looks human." Spoke Paul

"You're right." Replied Kazuya, "For that you deserve a treat."

Paul smiled with glee, but that smile faded when the treat smashed him in the face.

"Here," said the spikey-haired-49-yet-still-looks-28-despite-the-2-extra-scars-and-red-eye-Mishima Style Karate master, "Have a 6ft big Chupa Chups sucker!" and whacked it around Paul's face.

"Whoa, there's like, heavy metal here" observed Hwoarang

"Well, duh!" replied Ling, "This is the Jack factory"

Suddenly, a robotic whirring was heard

"Agh! We're gonna die!" screamed Forest, going hysterical, until he was smacked upside the head by Marshall

"Calm down Forest!" Marshall forcefully, but caringly, replied, "We're not gonna die. Besides, we're Jeet Kune Do masters"

"Sure, yeah, anything you say" spoke Jin, tapping away on PSone (the portable versions of the Playstation)

Then suddenly, Jin was grabbed by a giant robot and carried off

"AAGH!" screamed…Forest, "WE ARE GONNA DIE!"

"HEY!" cried out Jin, "I'M THE ONE Caught by the fu-"

But Jin's voice had faded away as the robot ran with super speed

"My Combot!" Lee exclaimed, with starry eyes, "My first robot creation! What's he doing here?"

"Combot?!?" exclaimed Jun, actually kinda laughing (which is quite amazing, since Jun isn't the kind of lady that would laugh at someone)

"Well, seriously Lee, you gotta change its name, I mean, Combot?!" said Kazuya reassuringly, "Imagine all the people…-"

Suddenly, Paul's hair was let down into really long hair, he was wearing circular glasses and playing on a piano playing 'Imagine' by John Lennon

"Shut the hell up Paul!" Kazuya growled

"I'm not Paul!" the now-John-Lennon look-alike replied, "I'm John! Paul's the ugly one"

"What about George and Ringo?" asked Kuma (translation by Bear-Fax)

"Ringo gets the fan mail and George is in India" replied John-Paul (not, not that John-Paul, nor the one before him. This John-Paul has nothing to do with the papacy)

Meanwhile, with Jin

Jin woke up and found himself in a maze, with loads of dots in front of him

"Man, where the hell am I?" he groaned, "Hey! Where's my PSone?!"

Then suddenly, he saw something that looked like a giant red blancmange up ahead

"Whoa, man, what the hell-?" he fumbled

"Mwahahahahaha," said the red blancmange-thing, "I have you now Pac-Jin!"

"Pac-Jin?!" exclaimed Jin, he looked at himself and found that he had turned into a giant yellow spherical thing on legs (but he still had his hairstyle), "Ah crap! I'm in a Pac-Man game!"

"Time to die, Pac-Jin!" the red blancmange-thing hissed and ran, well, squelched after Jin

Jin ran away, and found himself eating the little balls in front of him

"Mmm, Pez sweets!" he said with glee and kept chomping on them. He came up to a crossroad in the maze and saw a pink blancmange thing up ahead.

"I'm guessing you're the lady one?" he guessed

"Right first time," the pink blancmange replied in a somewhat seducing tone of voice

"Ah, just making sure" Jin replied and ran off in the opposite direction, eaten the Pez sweets on his way. Then, he came up to a glowing Pez Sweet

"No! He's reached the Power Pez!" exclaimed the red blancmange in horror

"Aha! If I know my Pac-Man game well, this'll help me defeat you"

But anyway, being nasty, let's go back and see what's going on back in Akibahara parts centre.

(gasp) The evil Dr Abel, and a partner have captured our team

"Mwahahahahaha, soon Mr Mishima, you will experience your time in video game world as well as you son." Spoke Dr Evil evilly, holding his little finger to the middle of his lips and smiling camply

Jin was lying unconscious on a metal table, with electrodes attached to his forehead leading up to an old Pac-Man machine

"You'll never get away with this Dr Abel and Dr Evil!" Jun stated

"Great, go into clichés now, isn't that marvellous?" Dr Abel sarcastically mocked

"Well, it's true," pointed out Yoshimitsu, "Cos you're the bad guys, and we're the good guys, and the good guys always win"

"Well, sorry to point this out," replied Dr Evil, "But this isn't Scooby Doo, and you are not Shaggy, and I am not a poltroon in a bed sheet, thank you very much"

Kuma growled

"Erm, Bear-Fax!" called out Forest

"He may not be Scooby Doo, but I could be Scooby Bear" translated the Bear-Fax, which was a voice coming from the sky

"Aha! So that's what you were in the 2nd part!" realised Kazuya

"Yep" replied the voice in the sky

"Agh! This-robot-is-crushing-me!" winced Paul, as a big robot had him in a Bearhug

"That is no ordinary robot!" growled Dr Abel, "That is the re-made Jack-2! I got rid of that 'hoidy-toidy-caring-good-guy' crap Dr B put in him and replaced it with a bad-guy chip"

"How can you tell you've made it bad guy?" asked Ling, held by another robot (turning out to be the re-made P.Jack, as his sunglasses and hat stood out)

Dr Abel pressed a button

"Mwahahahahaha, now I will win the race!" spoke Jack-2 in Dick Dastardly's (from 'Wacky Races') voice, whilst P.Jack laughed a la Muttley (also from Wacky Races) style

"Dammit, I told you not to give them that bad guy chip!" whined Dr Evil, "It's supposed to be the Kray Twins, not frigging Dick Dastardly and Muttley!"

"Well, sor-ree!" Dr Abel replied

"Ah (beep), y'know, you're kinda sarcastic for an old g-hey, golden lamps!" Dr Evil spoke, but then rambled before falling unconscious

Dr Abel gasped.

"What did you do to Dr Evil?!" he questioned in a tone demanding an answer

"Oh, nothing" Jun smartly replied, with Kazuya smirking beside her

"P.Jack! Dooo something!" the old doctor exclaimed, but P.Jack just did that Muttley laugh. Jack-2 clonked P.Jack on the head, making him growl Muttley style

"hey, P-thingamajig!" slurred King, "I'll give ya a medal if ya let the King and Ling go"

P.Jack's eyes lit up and he immediately let them go

"Good big robot guy!" King slurred and stuck a chocolate coin to P.Jack's chest with some sellotape, yet P.Jack treated it like a real medal.
 

Meanwhile, with Jin

The red, pink and the other blancmanges were now nothing but a pair of eyes and all the Pez sweets, including the Power Pez's had been eaten

"Ye-es! I won!" cheered Jin, "#Go Jinny, Go Jinny, it's your birthday#"

The eyes just stared on, not able to speak cos they were just eyes.
 
"Now, onto the next level…" Jin said, with an evil grin

Then suddenly, Jin fainted.
 

He awoke to see a very, very scary sight

"OH GOD! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" He screamed

"What? I was only checking on ya!" growled Paul

"Anyway, other successful mission achieved!" declared Kazuya triumphantly, "We defeated the 2 evil doctors, reprogrammed Jack-2 and P.Jack to their original style…"

"Stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon…" sang Jack-2

"Well, barely, I don't have much scientific expertise" Yoshi stated

"Amen to that brother!" Tiger said in his loud fashion, which was about as loud as his clothing

"A-HEM! Continuing with the speech…" said Kazuya, "We saved Jin from a fate worse then death, and that was being eaten by a ghost monster and Lei found another piece of the puzzle"

"So that's what they're called!" sighed Jin, "I just called them the blancmange things"

"Heh, dumb-ass" chuckled Hwoarang

"Sure, yeah, anything you say," replied Jin, playing on the Pac-Man machine that he was linked up to

"What does the letter say?" asked Ling
Lei cleared his throat and read out the letter

"'Soon will come the day we'll face off in a battle of epic proportions. It will be within a giant 20ft cage…Oh wait, nah, that's King's lines for his next EMW pay-per-view"

"EMW????" the whole group (apart from King and Lei) said, befuddled

"Extreme Mexican Wrestling." King explained, and everything was alright

"Ah, here's the letter!" Lei declared and read it out, "'you have defeated the Evil Doctors. No, the Doctors Evil, Oh shut up Dr Evil. Oh great, look what you made me write! Anyway, you have defeated those 2 blokes, now you will face one more enemy before you will face the truth and uncover your mail. But you will never uncover your mail because I will defeat you! Mwahahahahahahahhahahaha…' and so on for 10 more pages, 'Signed Anonymous'"

"Who is this anonymous man?" Jun stated the question

"He's the guy who writ those poems, y'know?" Tiger tried to answer the question, but got a Demon Godfist in response

"I hate the 70's anyway!" growled Panda (translated by Bear-Fax)

Kuma growled, sounding aroused, but got slapped by Ling

"Don't you dare think those thoughts about my Panda like that!" she snapped
 

Stay tuned for 'The Search For The Holy Mail: The Final Countdown! Doo doo doo-doo, doo doo doo-doo-doo, doo doo doo doo-doo, The Final Countdown!' when….

o Sephiroth, 'that silver-haired evil bloke from that Final Fantasy VII Game' makes his appearance, alongside our past bad guys and gals (Bryan Fury, Nina and Anna Williams, Dr Abel, etc)

o Hwoarang gives in some useful input

o King gets someone else drunk!

o Kazuya meets someone with a similar personality to his (which in itself is scary)
 
 

To be continued…