And so, our group, now with 25% more Lei, Ling and Panda, had travelled from their home on Honshu, Japan, to Yakushima, then to the UK, and then to China, now they were in America. Or, to be more accurate…

"'New York'" spoke Lei, reading the map, "Cool"

"Where's that little island thing I fought on?" Paul asked no one in particular

Suddenly, Paul got caught in a throw where his head was kicked twice, with the last kick sending him right on the ground. Hmmmm, now I wonder who did that?

"Sure, yeah, anything you say" spoke Jin, tapping away on a PSone in a department store (he had to go into the games sections didn't he?)

"Kazuya!" scolded Jun

"What? I don't like Paul!" the leader of the gang moaned, "Plus he's annoying me already!"

"Well, tough cookies!" the Hot Blooded Martial Artist growled, with Kuma also growling

"Hey! Get off her!" Ling angrily pouted, hitting Kuma on the back, who was trying to sneak 'more then a cuddle' with Panda

"I'll handle this" spoke Paul, and he gave Kuma a Phoenix Smasher into Kuma's gut

Panda growled happily, whilst Kuma was rolling around on the ground in pain

"Panda says thanks" Ling translated, 'Mmmm, nice muscles.' she thought, 'Makes me feel a bit-'

Ling: WHAT?!?!

Only kidding! She didn't say or think that last bit

Ling: Better!

"So, where are we going anyway?" asked Yoshimitsu

"TO MADISON SQUARE GARDENS!!!!!!" yelled King happily, "So I can kick The Rock's candy-ass!"

"Oh, brother!" moaned Tiger, "Ev'rybody know that wrestling is falser then Pamela Anderson's implants!"

"Plus, you rip the Rock off yourself" Steve pointed out

"Hey, you want a piece of the King?" threatened King, "Cos I could kick both your candy-asses any day of the week!"

"Bet you couldn't!" Tiger and Steve chimed in unison, then both of them were hit by a Deadly Boomerang kick, knocking them both out

"I told you I could kick your roody-poo candy-asses didn't I?" King gloated, "And if you dare challenge me again, then I'm taking your (pointing to Tiger) Afro wig and your (pointing to Steve) Hawaiian-fun shirt and shoving them both up your candy-asses! Clear?"

"Clear." Steve and Tiger groaned in unison

"Good!" King huffed, "Now to drink in celebration…"

"Why the hell are we in New York anyway?" groaned Marshall, "I wanna go to San Francisco so I can check up on the restaurant"

"Well, we would've if Kazuya didn't book a flight here instead of San Fran." Forest replied, then got hit by a frying pan

"Don't criticise where I choose to go Forest Chump!" the SonGoku-hairstyled gang leader boomed, then suddenly-

King staggered over to Kazuya

"What do you wan-

"Yur me best mate you am!" King interrupted in a drunken slur, "Yur the besteth mate I've ever hadth"

"Whatever, just go back to drinking" Kazuya sighed and shoved a bottle of gin into King's hands

"Huh?" Jin suddenly spoke, overhearing, "I'm bottled?"

No, I meant GIN!

"That's my name, don't wear it out" Jin said proudly

No, I mean the drink dumbass!

"Sure, yeah, anything you say" Jin replied, tapping away on a PS2 in the department store

The gang were walking through the Bronx of New York ('the mail could be anywhere!'-K.M) when suddenly-

"QUACK!"

A swan has flown down from the sky and knocked poor little Forest Law out cold, along with Marshall, Paul and Yoshimitsu, in one swoop.

Kazuya cursed

Lee smoked

Jun gasped

Lei gasped as well

Steve went "What in the world-?"

Ling held onto Panda

Panda batted Kuma's paws away

Kuma growled (whilst trying to cop a feel from Panda)
 

"I-I-It's…" stammered Lei

"Yes, tis I, BRYAN FURY!!!!!!" the zombie cop introduced, "And I have been hired by an anonymous source to stop you and your quest for the Holy Mail!"

"I wasn't going to say that, idiot!" Lei corrected angrily, "I was going to say: 'It's…Monty Python's Flying Circus!', and you ruined it!"

"Sorry" Bryan apologised, "But anyway, me and my army of swans shall defeat you and you will never get your mail back, mwahahahahahaha-oof!"

He was knocked out by one punch from Ling

"He was creeping me out" Ling excused

The gang sighed with relief as their crisis was over, but it was just beginning…as the swans flew around them crazily

"Hey! These swans are going cuh-razy!" yelped Tiger, batting away the pecking attacks of the swans

"Ah HELL!" exclaimed Kazuya as a swan pecked him

"Erm, Kazuya?" questioned Jun, "You're, umm…devil thing is…"

"OH!" the gang leader realised and reverted back to his normal self.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S KICK SOME SWAN ASS!!!!!" yelled King triumphantly…before falling on his face

"Well, that helped!" Lee remarked sarcastically, whilst he smoked, not seeming bothered by the swan attacks

"Everything's spinning…" King moaned in his drunken tone, then fell asleep

"King's right!" Kazuya pointed out, "We need to beat the hell outta these swans"

"But-"

"I know Jun, it's cruel, but if we don't succeed now then we never will!"

Jun sighed, "Ok, let's do it"

Just then, Paul, Marshall, Forest and Yoshimitsu woke up

"I never knew my flat top was so sensitive!" moaned Paul

"A…little…help here!" groaned Yoshimitsu, who was lying in a squeamish position

"Ergh, man!" exclaimed Marshall, as Forest puked, "That looks worse then Jack-2's Backbone Breaker!"

"Just help me up!" Yoshimitsu wailed. He was helped up and he reverted back to how he usually stood (it's a wonder how he could stand actually)

"Hey! Stop shirking and get working!" yelled Kazuya as he WGF'ed a swan

"What do we do?" asked Forest

"Kick these swan's asses fool!" Kazuya ordered and whacked Forest with a frying pan again

"Ow!" Forest yelped

Our brave team fought bravely, but were getting overwhelmed

"We're getting overwhelmed!" Steve shouted

"DUUUHHHHHH!!!!!" Everyone replied (even Jun!)

Suddenly, a big sphere of swans encircled the whole gang, blocking out all light and decreasing the sphere slowly until our brave team would get crushed to death

"I guess this is the end" Lei said, unusually calmly, he turned to Jun, "As this is our last moment on Earth, I have to tell you that…"

"Yes?" Jun said, eager to know what lei wanted to say

"That…"

"Yes?"

"That…"

"YES?"

"That…"

"JUST TELL HER, DAMMIT!!!!!" everyone yelled

"Ok, ok, jeez!" moaned Lei, "I just wanted to say that…I love you-"

"Awwww, that's sweet" Jun said, blushing

"Er, actually, you interrupted me there." Lei stated, "I was supposed to say 'I love your ti-'"
He was smacked round the head by a vicious punch

"Pervert!" Jun angrily growled, then looked away from him, frowning.

But, just as our team's hopes were fading away, the Cavalry came into action.

"What's that beeping noise?" Steve asked no one in particular

"Sounds like a video game to me," Ling stated, then she realised "JIN! He's come to save us!"

"Nah," said Kazuya negatively, "I bet he'll just be playing on his little videogames"

"$100 says he saves us!" Ling betted, grabbing out $100 from her pockets

"$1,000" Kazuya replied, raising the stakes

"On second thoughts, I won't bet" Ling changed her mind

Meanwhile, outside the circle…

Jin was…playing on his video game? Hey! You're supposed to disband the sphere of swans and save your gang!

"Sure, yeah, anything you say" Jin replied whilst tapping away on his Gameboy

Fine I'll get someone else to do it!  Suddenly, HWOARANG directed a quick kick to where the sphere was weakest and released the gang members from a slow, suffocating death

"Hey! Why the hell did you get Hwoar-thingy to do it?" moaned Jin

"Cos I'm better then you, Kazama!" Hwoarang smugly said, showing off to some nearby ladies by flicking his hair back (which seems to get the ladies going crazy)

"Doesn't get me crazy!" stated Nina

"Nor me!" Anna said as well

Hey! You don't come in until the next story! So be quiet until then!

"Fine!" Nina and Anna pouted in unison, but before they left, Nina directed an f,f+3 to-OOH MATE!

"Erm, I'll sort this one out" stated Lee, "Anyway, after we defeated the evil swans and Bryan Fury, we obtained another letter to the piece of the puzzle, or however that adage goes, and it said, and I quote, (ahem) 'Congratulations on defeated Bryan Fury, you are a stronger team then I took credit for, but it still hasn't got you anywhere nearer to finding out who I am! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha-and so on for another 3 pages- Signed Anonymous'. Oh, and Jin's reply to Hwoarang's 'I'm better then you!' statement was simply 'yeah, sure, anything you say' as he tapped away on his Gameboy Advanced. Oh, and Tekk got kicked in the vulnerable area by Nina."

Thanks for mentioning that LEE! >;(

"Anytime Tekk, anytime!" Lee said malevolently

Anyway, stay tuned for 'The Search For the Holy Mail Part 7: Hmmmm, Kinkiness', when:

o Nina and Anna make their appearance (and probably in their 'nicest' attire, if you get what I mean, eh? Nudge nudge, wink wink)

o King gets drunk…again!

o A member of the team is eliminated!!!!!!! But who? Would it be Lei? Ling? Panda? Steve? King? Tiger? Yoshimitsu? Who knows?
 
 

To be continued…